Overly religious anon explains how god created him and everything in Equestria to Twilight. She is not convinced, he tells her that she will burn in hell.

>>11470871
Shit I know I'm a late on this, but it felt like I saw it posted frequently last year, possibly earlier this year... I never read it, the most I can remember is whoever posted it always had pictures of midnight blossom to go with it. I did look up some of the older threads on the archives, and so far The Alcoholic Anon's story is the only one that fits that bill, but I swear there was another.

File: 1371579110149.jpg-(156 KB, 373x327, Edgy.jpg)

156 KB JPG

>>11476726

This is stupid I wanna talk about VAGINAS

File: 1371579207860.png-(180 KB, 1968x1492, 1371560018370.png)

180 KB PNG

Story Idea:
Celestia and Luna keep Anon locked in a room so they can use them to fulfill any desires they have. Sexual and non-sexual
And Anon repeatedly tries to escape but always fails.

>>11476833
It's supposed to be a comedy....

Threadly reminder that most writers are GREAT and we LOVE your work.

Keep on keepin' on, man-gods.

File: 1371579297598.png-(221 KB, 650x650, TwiSushi.png)

221 KB PNG

parking

>>11476726
Why is it that everytime someone writes about anon explaining his religion to a pony, it's always christianity?
I'd like to see anon explain about the cool gods, like those in greek mythology or the Norse gods like Odin, Tor and Loke.

>>11476970
Do whatever man, just looking for some radical religious man.
Could be any religion.
Have him be a viking who spits on Celestia for being a false deity or some shit.

File: 1371579637312.png-(168 KB, 822x972, 1364660615499.png)

168 KB PNG

>>11476081
Can I try?
To writefags in general: Thanks for all your hard work, and I really like reading your stuff. Don't ever stop, you glorious bastahds.

To specific writefags:

Bolding: I'm sorry you're going through a tough time right now, man. But I want you to know I really love your work (particularly Coffee and An Unlikely Hunter) and I really, really appreciate all the work you've done for the community. Godspeed, masturbatorman.

Stavicodone: Please don't ever stop. I don't know why you've been gone as long as you have, but I hope it's just because you've been busy. I'm really hoping to read an update to YAHD soon, it's my favorite story at the moment. May Spitfire bless your dreams, good fellow.

Crim: I hope it's true what others have said, that you're returning to writing. I've missed you and your work. PLS COME BACK!

NotOneFuck: I don't have much special to say, just that I love you and don't want you to stop doing what you're doing.

I'll be watching the threads and your bins, all of you. Thanks again for all the great entertainment.

Speaking of religion, I sure hope Holyoats has an update coming soon. Please.

File: 1371579766270.jpg-(2.17 MB, 2152x3277, IceMan.jpg)

2.17 MB JPG

Well, that thread went fast.

Parking.
Editing, at some point.
Lurking.

File: 1371579814776.jpg-(91 KB, 800x1199, C-www.Jai-Me.com-Randy-Mr(...).jpg)

91 KB JPG

I'm back and the exam didn't even take 45 minutes.

I'll get back to writing soon.

>>11477089
Thread had lots of green and lots of Twilight, so it was one of the lieber threads we've had for awhile.

>>11476970
Because religion is not about having "cool" gods. It's about finding purpose in life, trying to discover your path in life.
>inb4 atheists vs Christians up in this bitch.

>>11477110
Don't know why, but that damn Twilight story from last thread got me playing this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmSxWMQCscM

>>11477136
If God looked and saw this thread, this board, atheists, and religions in general?

He'd just shit.

>>11477136
Usually in these stories, Evolution is generally accepted/explained by the anons much more than any religion.

I've got 1,000 pastebin hits. Thank you everyone who has read and enjoyed anything I've written.
So any oneshot requests people want done?

>>11477184
which one, there were lots.
I won't complain.

File: 1371580102598.jpg-(197 KB, 900x1350, 1360271055670.jpg)

197 KB JPG

>mentioned five times in thirty minutes in the last thread
>people think I write good Rainbow
Gawrsh, I never expected that... she's usually a secondary character in most of my stories... how does that even work?

>>11477230
The guy drinking to try and forget the love he had for Twilight.

>>11477238
If you focus on one character, people start to realize how bad it is.
Just touching on them is much easier to upkeep a good standing.

>>11476840
Fuckin' faggot.

Well, I guess I'm back and trying to finish up the Rainbro story. May take a day or two because Animal Crossing, but expect at least some green out of me soon.

>>11477136
>It's about finding purpose in life, trying to discover your path in life.
And that's why anon chose to worship the norse gods and walk the path that leads to honour, glory, fighting and lootin' stuff. Sadly, ever since he ended up in Equestria he's had to settle with punching apple trees and starting the occasional fight just for shits and giggles.

>>11477579
>worship the norse gods
By Odin's beard, we need a norse/viking anon in equestria.

>>11477200
Look in the last thread - tons of ideas there.

File: 1371581247068.jpg-(7 KB, 274x184, images.jpg)

7 KB JPG

>>11477620
DU GAMLA DU FRIA, DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD!

>>11476901
>most writers

>>11477200
I remember my 1000 pastebin hit oneshot. Good times...
Anon wants to commit suicide, but Pinkie keeps stopping him.

File: 1371581803871.jpg-(31 KB, 500x282, 1362376261456.jpg)

31 KB JPG

>The creature that stares at you through your former home doesn't resemble Anon at all.
>His short, sprout hair has grown long and greasy
>The brown, dirty-blonde has turned a slight gray, and is ripped out in spots.
>Those bright, fiery eyes now dark and red, tear-stained
>His clean-shaven, happy face has been replaced by a stubble of a beard stained with some strange-smelling liquid
>His shirt bears the same liquid, traced back to a shaking bottle of... Cider?
Oh... Celestia...
>Those suffered eyes stare back at yours.
>They survey your friends.
>Come to rest on your love, Flash.
>He brings the bottle to his mouth and drinks.
>"T...The fuck do you all want?"
>Flash furrows his brow, seemingly angry at first, then sad
>Anon speaks up.
>"Aah! We got this big boy I've been hearing about!"
>"How the fuck are ya?"
>Flash turns to you quickly
>"Dear, are you sure this is who you've been looking for?"
>This can't be Anon.
>This... creature. It's disgusting. Pitful.
>"He doe-"
>"Ah-ah-ah," Anon interjects, "Ya didn't answer my question."
>"Did a little shithawk swoop over ya?"

File: 1371581888256.jpg-(22 KB, 320x234, randy-y-srlahey.jpg)

22 KB JPG

>>11477877
>"A... shithawk?" Flash echoes
>"Yeaaah..." Anon wheezes, "Flies over ya, covers everything in shit."
>Anon's voice never was this gravelly. Something has gone horribly wrong... how...
>"Ah've seen this happen a hundred times to the odd stallion" Applejack whispers into your ear
>"We should really get 'im to a hospital or 'sumfin."
>Anon stumbles over for a second
>"Aha fuck it, come in all you little horsies." Anon almost falls back, catches himself and takes another swig of the bottle he's holding.
>Oh Celestia, your old home...
>The furniture is torn up. Scratches and dents adorn the walls and floor.
>The books are missing, bottles of alcohol filling their place
>They lie in neat piles in the corners of the house
>The occasional trace of blood litters a spot
>Worst is the red writing adorning the walls
>It's not legible to you.
>It's in his old world language.
>Anon's torn this place apart
>But... why?
>Why would he do this?
>You're too shocked to understand any of this.
>Rarity faints.
Anon...
>Tears work their way down your face, as do your friends
>Flash holds you tightly, trying to comfort you
>The look in Anon's eyes is one of utter despair. Seeing you and Flash together breaks something inside of him.
>No... he couldn't...
>"Well aren't the two of ya gonna kiss or somethin?"
>"He surveys the room
>"Because it seems now that someone's burst open the shit dam, and a big shit tidal wave kisses the short, covers, then washes over and now it seem that everyone's covered in shit. I'd get that fixed if I were you."
>"Anon... is that you talking? Or is it that liquor?"
>"Flash...Flash..."
>Anon takes another drink
>"I am the liquor."

---
All I'm writing for now. I'm not sure whether to make this just a one-shot or a series, but I'm tired as my coffee has expired.
And no, I don't have a paste. This is my first and only story.

>>11477765
What, you don't want me to include ALIDAN of all 'people', do you?

>>11477691
Do you think ponies would enjoy Swedish traditions like the Midsummer festivals?
I wouldn't mind seeing if any of them has the guts to try some surströmming.

>>11477921
He's the only one you don't like?

File: 1371582095250.gif-(Spoiler Image, 17 KB, 200x213)

17 KB GIF

>>11477926
Ja

also include best pone

File: 1371582141258.png-(115 KB, 500x500, 77e907c22e189b74759201030(...).png)

115 KB PNG

>>11477908
Damn it. You're good.

File: 1371582143740.jpg-(15 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg)

15 KB JPG

>>11477929
Not so much, but he's the only one I actively hate.

At least the rest have the common courtesy to not be fucking pricks at all times. They also use proper capitalization and grammar to a greater or lesser degree, where that colossal faggot doesn't even try.

FUCK YOU, ALIDAN! I'M GLAD WE RAN YOUR FAGGOT ASS OUT OF THIS PLACE!

>>11477983
>but he's the only one I actively hate.
Alright.
Guess I'm safe, for today.

>>11477908
go on....
You know, if you want..

>>11478001
>Guess I'm safe
Your time will come. Tell us who you are so we can get a headstart

>>11478071
Not a chance in hell. Don't worry, I hardly post with my name and I tend to only drop paste links.

>>11478107
Stegtorn?

>>11478107
Stegtorn pls

>>11478131
>>11478132
N-no! Of course not.
That's preposterous.
But hey, how am I doing? Am I on your hate list?

>>11478159
You're getting there.
Just kidding

>>11478159
not at all, as long as you continue writing twilight.

>>11478107
>>11478159
>Hardly post with my name.
Even when you write stories? Because if you're dodging people from blocking you then you're just another Alidan.

>>11477926
>Winter in Ponyville
>Anon builds a giant Yule goat with the help of others
>Later, he sets that thing on fire
"it's tradition"
>The mane 6 questioned anon's sanity that day

>>11478187
The Flash Sentry stuff?
>>11478225
Oh no I mean other nonsense posts.

File: 1371583090066.gif-(500 KB, 264x251, how you doin.gif)

500 KB GIF

This is actually something i've been meaning to ask for a while now.
What the fuck happened to RapeTrain.

I know that he left the aie threads, then his account got hijacked

then the second account did too, but i remember him saying something about collabing on fimfiction with another writer.

where does he write now?
or does he even write anymore?

>>11478289
i just assumed the whole 'hacking thing' was him making up an excuse to quit without disappointing people.

I've seen people question Celestia's title of "princess" and why it isn't queen. Who ever said that Equestria was a kingdom? The fact that its leader is a princess obviously makes it a principality. posting this here because this is where I first noticed that phenomena.

>>11478408
Little girls like Princess.

>>11478408
Little girls have a tendicy to relate Queen=Evil.

>>11478408
do you even digibrony?
I honestly hate him and his opinions, but i think he goes over this in one of his videos.

>>11477908
That's the end?
Okay then, I guess I'll just have to imagine the resolution. Uh ...
Alright, Anon waits until everyone's gone, finds a hiding place in the Everfree forest and hangs himself with a necktie.
There we go.

Anyway, pretty good story, all in all. Really worked that theme. I'd like to see what else you can do.

>>11477620
I'm pretty sure there have been at least a few of those already.
And you know, the Nordic countries were just as boring as all the other ones around at the same time, and outside of the occasional wars, their lives would consist of household drudgery and backwoods style family politics. Although it is suspected that they were relatively hygienic.

Nordic Anon would probably be an illiterate farmer who bathes frequently and puts flower scented powder in his hair.

I saw a parade, and I just had to rain on it.

>>11478519
I meant it more as viking anon who worships norse gods.
Pillaging Ponyville and raping ponies.

>Dr.Zed Anon in Equestria

>>11478590
Who was doing that Borderlands stuff a few weeks back?

>>11478519
Oh no, the story isn't over, I'm just debating whether to finish it as a oneshot or make it a series.

>>11478625
And I'm editing the shit out of what I have now too, so there ya go.

>>11478625
>oneshot
A series may run on and take away from what makes the story good.
But what do I know, it's your story.

>>11478625
Should probably make it a oneshot, don't want to drag it out longer than it has to be.

>>11478625
Damn, you make me so happy. Definitely homo
>>11478651
>>11478658
agreed

>>11478625
I think a series might be dragging it a -bit- too long. Maybe just one or two more oneshots, then end it there?

>>11478651
>>11478658
>>11478677
>>11478704
Alrighty then.

I'll finish it up sometime then and post the entire story in a future thread.

>>11477048
Wait...
Bolding quit?
And Crim came back?
What did I miss in the two days?

>>11478928
>Bolding quit?
>And Crim came back?
No and no.
Bolding has got rl on his mind.
Crim came back because his gloomie shitposting was dying down, he was never going to write.

>>11478985
What about the Master and Active list, is that shit being taken care of? Intothevoid, >rope, and I think it was Cheeseofficer that took care of it last.

File: 1371585459099.jpg-(588 KB, 1500x900, Well... fuck. looks like (...).jpg)

588 KB JPG

>>11478928
>>11479061
His pastebin has a thing about a hiatus.
http://pastebin.com/gmWyZUhb

>I will be taking a short hiatus for possibly a month or so. I have been going through some serious shit in my life and will not be able to stick around for much. I will be writing during this time, so expect a shit ton of work when I come back. PonyGone will be running the active list until I am back on track with my life.
I'll miss you all.

As for Crimson, he wrote something several threads back.

http://pastebin.com/2PgzPUjK

Learn to check people's bins.

>>11478609
I did GoliathAnon 3 weeks ago. Still thinking of doing TORGUE

>>11476917
>that picture
Don't make me go all vorefag on you

>Celestia is somehow informed of an assassin that is trying to off the Main 6.
>She informs them to keep an eye out for anything out of the ordinary.
>Guards are assigned to Ponyville in case of emergency.
>Anon happens to appear at that time and wanders into town.
>Ponies spot him and think he is the assassin.
>He then needs to clear his name while evading capture.

Is this any good?

>>11479922
I think I've seen it before.
Don't have a paste.

>>11479922
Sure, Just don't make the pones go -full- retard.

File: 1371589018562.jpg-(46 KB, 700x700, derpyHooves9.jpg)

46 KB JPG

>>11479137

Crimson has been busy being super gay in a bathhouse, he'll get back to it soon. The writing thing.

sorry for the relative lack of updates everyone, I've been stretched across three storys (BbaB, a clop oneshot for Vhatug and a opening for an episodic story) and all of them are going long. If people want though, I can make this chapter of BbaB shorter, and have it out sooner so I can quickly pump out a chapter of Claymore Anon, followed by BCH or more BbaB.

Really short oneshot ideas are also welcome, since they tend to make themselves quite easily.

>>11479922
I like it, but how bout anon is an assassin by trade, just not out to get them. He uses his expertise to capture the real one

>>11480420
0/10 story ruined

Sorry, but it's the truth.

>>11480026
>>11480420
>Me writing

Good one guys, ya totally got me. I was hoping for someone else to it pick up because I'm terribad at writing.

>>11477631
>tfw Happy mask anon ended shittily
>tfw there will never be a good happy mask anon
>it is the worst feel

Out of curiosity, what is being referred to here?

>>11480527
Too autistic for my tastes.

>>11480547
I can post the next part of my shit-story now, or save the whole thing up for another thread, and I think I'll leave that decision to my boredom.

Fuck, am I attention whoring?
I don't want to become what I despise, gonna leave the trip for now.

>>11480514
Fine.....where'd my damn cube go?

>>11480539
Some story in which the Happy Mask Salesman tasks Anon with selling the masks to pones. One gets ahold of Majoras Mask and shit happens.

File: 1371590213607.png-(379 KB, 784x641, Happy_Mask_Salesman_(Ocar(...).png)

379 KB PNG

>>11480539
This man right here is being referred to. Wuten made a story where Anon got caught up being a sales associate of sorts. Technically Wuten mashed together the OOT and MM Happy Mask Salesman characters; in the games, the former gave Link work selling masks, while the latter was the one that actually travailed.

Someone else wrote one too, actually, and I feel really bad not knowing who it was.

>>11480716
Six Hooves Under.

>>11480406
Bbab? BCH?

>>11480627
You don't have the energy to go back in time that far.....is too late.

i've been working on this for a while, general disclaimer, i'm not a professional critic just an opinionated anon. also i'm sorry if the recording a bit ropey, i'm not used to recording reviews.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pNGSbXbKo5

I would just like to say, the works here are infinitely better than any of the others I've read on other sites like to keep stories. I've had nothing to do the past week and got in a swing of reading fanfics for long periods at a time. I started off on various sites I'm used to browsing for other things, but then I remembered /mlp/ exists and after several hours of reading various stories in the pastebins, I think the work here is 100x better than the garbage found on other sites.

So to all the writers that put up decent clopstories here that have an actual plot and don't last longer than they should, I thank you.

>>11480761
>>11480716
>>11480663

Well that answers that. Thanks.

>>11479922
Celestia is told by her secret service that someone is trying to assassinate the Element Bearers.
She covertly assigns Anonymous, the Royal Family's personal "shadow", to guard them.
Celestia wishes him to stay safe; she's developed an attachment to him, which goes beyond their set boundaries. This troubles her.
He cannot be seen.
He has to live near Ponyville, keeping them safe while not being detected.
Assassin turns out to be another human, his mirror in role and skill...and a woman.
While on his mission, each develop a fixation with the other - they're both still committed to their missions, but she ends up flirting with him, with him being receptive, much to his confusion.

>>11481034
>Cunt-punt
>Stab
"Sorry dear, but unlike you I live on the edge."
>The end

File: 1371591569173.gif-(382 KB, 320x213, 1357970022960.gif)

382 KB GIF

>tfw I've added "Equestria" to dictionary.
Am I too far gone?

File: 1371591645890.png-(619 KB, 1280x1539, 1e4dc8f5e916bb2591d95435e(...).png)

619 KB PNG

>>11481150
Maybe.

File: 1371591717054.png-(Spoiler Image, 210 KB, 420x420)

210 KB PNG

>>11480716
>mashed together the OOT and MM Happy Mask Salesman characters

You're right! Nice catch there, too; that story was actually -really- fun to write (especially since it got so many people playing MM again, from what I remember...). The HMS is one of my favorite (antagonist? Protagonist? I dunno) characters in all of gaming, and MM was a personal favorite of mine to play when I was younger, and when it came out on Gamecube a few years later.

The whole "romance" thing with Twi was a bit strange though, I'll admit... even felt weird when writing it. Still a fun story to write as a whole, though.

>>11481174
>dat pic
So many feels...

>>11481200
I think the biggest problem I really remember from your story was that the last like third progresses really, /really/ fast. The second was that the final battle really didn't have much in the way of Anon.

>>11481034
Sounds like Batman and Catwoman.

Did anyone save the drawing of applejack with a Nos can up her butt.

File: 1371593647134.gif-(1.17 MB, 400x297, 1367908494780.gif)

1.17 MB GIF

parking, gonna get some work done on magic school.

>>11481714
I'm sorry.... What?

>>11481796
You hurry up on that shit m8.

>>11481797
Someone posted it in last thread and I found it funny but I didn't want to save it because I would have LOST MUH JOB.

>>11481828
Your name is not necessary for every post

File: 1371593958948.gif-(545 KB, 418x223, rarity climaxes inside spike.gif)

545 KB GIF

Parking
Reading
Shitposting
(Not motivated enough to be) writing autistic crossover aie greentext
Picture related

>>11481891
>inside spike
how

>>11481884
Niggers tongue my anus

File: 1371594373121.gif-(Spoiler Image, 1.42 MB, 256x144)

1.42 MB GIF

Hello! First off, I’d like to apologize for my long absence.

I’ve been lurking around various Skype groups, and have become friends with many of the writefags and tripfags within them. Unfortunately, this distracted me heavily from actually producing any kind of content. Not only that, but I’ve been seeking fulltime employment, with not much luck, sadly.

On the positive side, I did just finish my small collab piece for Bolding, and I’m working with him on another project as well.

I have been poking at Gloom Wing part seven, for those still interested in it, and will try to dedicate at least one hour a night to writing.

In addition, a few ideas have been bouncing around my head, and I’ve been interested in starting one of them. I’d love to start one of them or even see someone else take them and roll with it.

>link related: http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=51c0d916e4b0604d061ef028

That being stated, I’ll be lurking the thread regularly, and try to produce content again, sorry for the radio silence on my end.

To avoid any more /soc/ than necessary, I’ll leave my Skype info below if you want to ask me something or call me a faggot.

Crimson-Devil101

>>11482022

It's not Crimson, it's just an illusion.

>>11482022
I am literally the dumbest motherfucker alive.

>>11481920
Bend over.

>>11482041
Don't worry, we all do it every once in a while.

IIIIIDEEEEAAAA

Anon is helping Twilight mix a bunch of different magical concoctions. She has close to a 100 vials of different magical and herbal elixers, and she's testing their reactions. Anon is aiding in mixing them, but misreads one of her notes and adds too much of a particular ingredient, causing a tremendous chain reaction amoungst all the potions. Twilight is able to teleport out, but not before seeing Anon blown to pieces. She's distraught, until she finds him.

Or at least, his head, completely intact, albeit smoking. She's sickened until it starts to stir and he groans. The vast amounts of magic somehow blew him apart but didn't kill him. They must journey to find his legs, arms and torso. I know there was a story with a skeleton Anon involving a similar premise with the CMC, but I thought this could be a little different

File: 1371594695335.gif-(1.82 MB, 270x203, bus none shall pass.gif)

1.82 MB GIF

>>11481796
Go home muffins, you are drunk.

File: 1371594728687.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 288 KB, 1000x1033)

288 KB JPG

>>11482065
Especially bolding.

I miss him already.

File: 1371594741522.jpg-(45 KB, 500x375, tumblr_mng8e4XMnS1rxqd36o1_500.jpg)

45 KB JPG

>>11482041
[slow clapping intensifies]

>>11482099
>"Anon, I want you to know that no matter what, we will get your body back together."
"I believe you Twilight, but where do we begin?"
>"Uh guys? I think I might have an idea..."
>Spike shows you two the local paper.
>"Local students find ancient artifact behind school."
>There's a picture.
>"Anon....that's..."
"That's no ancient artifact, THAT'S MY ASS!"

File: 1371594963983.jpg-(109 KB, 716x715, 1371499215175.jpg)

109 KB JPG

>>11482116

Writing Carl/Anon in Equestria.
Figured I could use Luna as a mooninite.
And she's got the "Outlander" belt
Thoughts on the idea?
Yay or nay?

>>11482205
>Anon
>Equestria
Go ahead.

>>11482161
>>11482205
Both of these things garner the same reaction.
YES!!!

File: 1371595291713.gif-(954 KB, 285x235, chang_spits_milk.gif)

954 KB GIF

>>11482161
This could be 20 chapters of crap, and I'd still read it just for this line

>>11482099
I haven't read it but I'm fairly sure that 'The cutie mark crusaders and the search for Anon's body' by 'AnIrishNomad' is the story you're talking about.

File: 1371595791369.png-(695 KB, 1170x607, 6-2-2011-1-31-40-PM-1170x607.png)

695 KB PNG

>>11482355
Ya that's the one. Funny thing about that story is I kept hearing Anon's lines in a British accent as in pick related

>>11482099
You will get buku bonus points if you have Twilight carry him around her hip

File: 1371597031596.gif-(2.58 MB, 522x291, Peace..gif)

2.58 MB GIF

>>11482102
okay

Thread's ded

File: 1371600018838.jpg-(20 KB, 295x400, Михаил Тимофеевич Калашников.jpg)

20 KB JPG

An idea for a oneshot for your consideration.
Anon once settled in Equestria finds himself nigh immune to magical spells as he absorbs it before it can interact with him, but soon this condition ceases as his body reaches it's limit. At which time Twilight finds out accidentally that during his "Charged" phase a Unicorn can or more accurately, automatically will absorb all magic stored within Anon when he touches their horn.
>TDLR: Anon becomes walking magical amphetamines to the local unicorn population and they all want a try.

>>11483771
meh, ok I'll give it a shot

Here's an idea.

Anon brags that he used to the mayor of his town back in Earth, the ponies having no reason not to believe him think he's telling the truth. Next thing Anon knows, he gets roped into running for mayor, but what he hasn't told anyone is that he was only the mayor of his 'Town' in Animal Crossing. Now Anon has to either tell the truth or go on with his lie and maybe become mayor of Ponyville.

>>11482887
So I read the first couple chapters of your "AiE" after reading all of "Magic school".
Can I ask what happened? It's like two different people wrote them, with how "bad" AiE is and how interesting Magic school is.

>>11483997
His AiE was from a long ass time ago. He's improved greatly in my opinion.

>>11483917
How much harder could it be?

File: 1371601186910.png-(180 KB, 546x546, 1365803489287.png)

180 KB PNG

>>11484038
Yeah. Now I just hope he writes more of Magic school.

Seeing how ded this thread is, Imma post what I've got of my shit story so far.

>>11483997
What happened was people constantly pointing out mistakes, brew giving me shit for being god awful at grammar and spelling. Some people added me on skype and pointed out the mistakes. That's not to say magic school doesn't have its flaws but after writing for almost a year now everything just kinda stuck.
Grammar school always offered some form of help but I wanted to get better on my own, they can point out mistakes and show me how to do it but I find its much easier for me to learn on my own.

That's crazy, I have been lurking / writing for AiE for little over a year now. I remember I was just browsing the /mlp/ board because I got bored of /v/ and /tg/. I saw pale posting A Guy, A Lyre, and a Park Bench. It caught my attention. I jumped right into the master list and started reading.
as for when I started writing that was a fucking spaghetti fest.

sage for off-topic and not magic school.

>>11484141
I am, just hit some bumps along the way.

File: 1371602860557.jpg-(41 KB, 590x197, 590px-Magdeburg_um_1600.jpg)

41 KB JPG

>>11477908
>Show me, don't tell me!
>And honor in the court,
>Show me, don't tell me!
>Let's try and keep it short,
Show me, don't tell me~
>You whistle after sorting a few more books alongside the clean shelves
>"Anon! I need some help!"
>You drop what you're doing and stroll over into the kitchen.
Yes, Spike?
>Spike struggles over a jar of ice cream.
>"Help?"
>You take the jar and pop it open easily.
Twilight says you're not supposed to be eating this stuff too much, Spike.
>"I can't resist it Anon!"
>He turns to look at you
>"And don't tell her, please..."
>You scruff your hand over his head
Don't worry bro, I got ya.
>His face brightens, and he wastes no time in diving into the cold dairy.
>You walk back into the living room, doing some final checks
>You sit back onto the fine couch, and relax.
Ahh.
>Maybe you should chop down a tree around here.
>Make a little canoe.
>Bitches love canoes.
>You lean over the table, aranging different books and papers until they form a neat jigsaw puzzle.
>Everything's perfect.
>A little guy to look over
>You have confidence in your future
>You'll finally get to pursue that city planning career you've always dreamed of
>With Her help, emotionally and practically, you can do anything.
>She's just so perfect for you.
>But you're afraid to tell her
>What if she doesn't LIKE like you?
>You don't want to crush your heart like that
>God knows what would happen.
>You overlook your sketches.
>A city in 18th century Prussia.

File: 1371603022406.jpg-(12 KB, 264x198, 0bf26c4a-eaec-4448-b685-5(...).jpg)

12 KB JPG

>>11484704
>Looks good enough to you. You're sure Twi'll have the right image.
>The door opens a few minutes later, and Twilight enters.
Back already?
>"The store's not that far away you know."
>She joins you on the couch, and looks over her notes
>"Aw, and you placed it all in neat order too.
I'd have to say it's Bbbretty good!
>You make an open grin but hide your teeth with your lips.
>She giggles
>"So Anon, where were we... Oh yes!"
>"So why did the new Kai...sir"
Kai-zar
>"...Kaiser get rid of Bismarck after all the good he did for his country?"
They were political opponents. The Kaiser was making a lot of decisions that Bismarck disagreed with. It came to arguments and one day he just blackmailed him into retirement.
>"So then Bismarck left, predicted the fall of his country, and everyone just started to hate Germany?"
>"I don't get why the Russians would start to hate them just because they didn't talk or why the English viewed their navy as an act of Aggression..."
Humans are quick to anger Twilight. Besides, it's complex. That's another lesson for another day.
>She puts her notes away and rests her head on you lap.
>You run your hand through her soft mane and pull her up further until her body rests on you.
>She hums and purrs softly as you kneed your smooth fingers through her soft, velvety coat, leaving behind little trenches of air

File: 1371603057814.png-(161 KB, 1024x950, huehua.png)

161 KB PNG

>>11484761
>"Mmm..."
>"Ohh... pet me more Anon..."
>You twirl a part of her mane with your finger, taking every other moment to enjoy the smell of her
>You bury your face into her neck
>Are you in heaven?
>You close your eyes and try to sleep in her embrace.
>You can feel her shift about on your lap.
>Either she's stretching or she's getting somewhat bigger...
>Some sort of appendage presses itself against your chest
>She gets heavier too...
Huh...
>You open your eyes
>The purple curl of hair in between your fingers...
>Is blue?
>You look at your other hand...
>Orange?
Aahh!
>You toss this... Stallion...
>Onto the floor. He hits the carpet softly
>Looking sad and frightened he looks at you
>Twilight's voice erupts from him
>"W-What's wrong, Anon?"

File: 1371603096936.jpg-(74 KB, 852x480, ddd.jpg)

74 KB JPG

>>11484771
>You open your eyes.
>Laying in a white-sheeted bed.
>Twilight and her husband look at you, concerned
Wha...
>"Shh Anon... take it easy, okay?" she squeaks
>Flash takes a look at Twilight
>He looks back at you.
>"Hey... Are you alright?"
>Are you...
>Sober?
>No no no no no
>You look at your hand, reflexively bringing it to you mouth
>Hoof marks adorn it now
>They had to pry that drink from your hand
>That's not right. It should always be in your hand.
>After all, You are the Liquor.
>But now, You're Anon.
>A husk of his former self.
>You scowl
Never been better.
>You have a lot of explaining to do.
>Your significant lack of Alcohol in your system's going to take a heavy toll on you.
Please leave me be for now.
>"But..." Twilight starts
>"I think it's best that we let him rest and think for now, dearie..."
>Dearie.
>You always called her that.
>They leave the room and you to your thoughts.
>You see the clipboard on the right and grab it.
>Murmuring erupts from the outside room
>"You told me how great this alien was. You told me that he was a wonder to behold... I was excited.
>"I just don't get why he'd do this... he was always so happy and cheerful just... Oh Flash, I think he was... Was..." Her voice trails off into a sobbing.
>He silences her as you watch their faces join in the sihlouette.
>She moans into the kiss.
>You can imagine it. Their tongues dancing with eachother.
>That was his fucking tongue mingling with hers
>Not yours
>W-why is your face so wet?
>You don't want to be sober anymore.
>Being sober sucks.
>Deadline approaches for the weary man.
>then suddenly flash bursts down the door and inserts himself into your ass, he tears off his stallion costume and reveals that he is actually gary oak
>pokemon master

>>11484700
Can I ask how you got the idea for Magic school?
I like when stories go in-depth about magic and shit, like the forcefields making fire and the dragon breath.

>>11484786
This story's gotten too autistic for my tastes so I should probably stop.

File: 1371603271227.gif-(1.41 MB, 298x367, 1364777745842.gif)

1.41 MB GIF

>>11483771
>>11483821

>"Anon this is an incredible discovery! With this knowledge who knows how far we can push the boundaries of magic?!"
>You fail to participate in her enthusiasm seeing as you two have been performing these experiments for the last 4 HOURS
>However your waist-tall purple overlord is bubbly with excitement, giggling like a schoolgirl at the data she collected
>You are a man who appreciates scientific intrigue but magic is a subject you cared little about because it never affected you... or so it seemed
"So let me get this straight Sparks, I'm not actually magic immune?"
>"Well yes and no. No magic can meaningfully affect you, nor can unicorns use magic when you are too close as we both know."
"So what /have/ you discovered?"
>"I have solved the reason magic has no affect on you. I originally thought that your body negated magic, but these scans show your body is pulsating with it, there is more magic energy in you than I can ever hope to utilize. However without external magic conducting organs, like my horn, you have no chance of actually using that magic."
"Hmmm all the power a magic user can ever want but it is useless to me, such a waste."
>"Not quite my bipedal companion if you can take magic out you can put magic in."

>Without giving you much warning she rams her horn into your leg and charges her magic.
>Her horn starts glowing bright while the room begins to shake, after a couple of seconds she shoots off you a couple of feet

File: 1371603332105.gif-(144 KB, 160x160, 1363453891584.gif)

144 KB GIF

>>11484844
>Twilight groggily gets back on her hooves, a little shaken by the reaction.
"You ok starbutt?" with genuine concern in your voice
>"I may have overdone that a bit... AND WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!?!" as she says that she inadvertently discharges a bolt of magic
"Yup, you're fine, your wall on the other hand..." you say pointing to the gigantic hole
>Upon her noticing the destruction she gives a weary grin "Ummm I'm going to need to draw on your reserves again to clean this up."
"At last my childhood dream of becoming a meat-battery has come true." the stoic sarcasm clear as day
>"Buck up Anon, we have a lot of work ahead of us."


Meh I'm teribad

>>11484799
I'd say nice end.
B-but you kinda fucked it up.
I felt a feel, then the feel was dashed with the entrance of Gary Oak.
7/10

>>11484797
Someone made a story request about Twilight getting sent back to magic kindergarten where she meets Anonymous, I liked the idea and just kept going with it.

>>11484888
>B-but you kinda fucked it up

The feels part or something I haven't been told?

>>11484939
Why the fuck did Oak make an appearance?

>>11484994
I don't feel like the story should be continued as I'm starting to find it autistic, so I slipped in a shitty joke.

If you want me to give it a rushed, shitty but ledramatic ending, then fine.

>>11485111
No. Just leave it like that, without the Oak part.
Anon keeps drinking, Twilight and Flash aren't breaking up anytime soon.
I honestly think that would suffice.

File: 1371604270026.png-(164 KB, 600x289, MONKEY_PAAAAAW_[1].PNG_130120.png)

164 KB PNG

>mfw lots of Twilight stories like I had been wishing for
>mfw they're all depressing and shit

This isn't what I wanted ;_;

>>11485201
I'm in the process of making a Twilight story.
No worries, it doesn't have Brad.
Remember "Number 1 in Ponyville? It's that one.

>>11485111
I agree, Oak messed it up terribly, was going pretty good.
Just as the 2 walk back inside, have anon throw himself out the window of the hospital.
He was on the 3rd floor.

>>11485201
It'll pass Anon, Once season 4 starts and Brad is never mentioned again, it can all return to 0.

>>11485111
That ending gave me flashbacks to Wuten's SpaghettiCock endings. Whether that's a good thing or not is up to you.

>>11484892
Well, I enjoy it. Keep doing what you do.

File: 1371604968688.png-(56 KB, 593x367, Drink and drink and drink.png)

56 KB PNG

>>11485111

>Six months later, nothing has changed.
>Twilight decided you were simply a lost cause.
>She celebrated her anniversary with Flash Sentry three days later, and they consumated their love on that very night.
>Eventually she gave birth to three children
>Two unicorns and a pegasus
>The news excited the residents everywhere.
>Gladly for you though, you did not live to see it.
>Apart of the letting you go was taking all your liquor away.
>And the Library.
>And your shop.
>Homeless, drinkless, purposeless, you did not take kindly to wandering.
>Your only source of information had been Spike, who told you that Twilight debated constantly with the other governing Alicorns about what to do with you
>But a solid conclusion was never reached.
>You looked at the Calendar one last time and left for the Everfree.
>On the twenty first of June, year something, you hanged yourself.
>It took a while for everyone to forget you, but they did in due time.
>They were strong where you were hopelessly weak.
>What use were your dreams ever, when you were least likely to ever succeed?
>Only Twilight still remembered you sadly, and as Flash and each of her friends passed on one-by-one, she had them all buried in the same cemetary.
>Flash was laid next to you.
>"Some are blessed, and some are cursed"
>"The golden one or scarred from birth"
>"While others only see the worst"
>"Such a lot of pain on the earth"

>>11485442
.........this is sad..........

nice

>>11485504
And autistic. This is my first, only, and should probably be my last story too. I don't think I will become a regular writer.

>>11485539
I don't know what you mean by autistic, it sounds good to me.
If you don't want to continue writing, that's fine.
I cringed when I read that they had kids though. Prolly just me.

>>11485630
>Prolly just me.
No, not just you, hell just reading your comment had my stomach in knots, and I didnt even read the story.

>>11485630
I can't wait for the porn.

Then I'm going to find your address and mail them to you as they come in

File: 1371605716244.jpg-(102 KB, 640x427, 1369973139771.jpg)

102 KB JPG

>>11485266
>and Brad is never mentioned again
>People still believing this

>>11485683
..........You bastard! ...............

>>11485693
Let's have hope, Anon...False hope keeps the pain away ;_;

File: 1371605868905.gif-(2.05 MB, 480x271, 1363918649291.gif)

2.05 MB GIF

>>11485693
It makes me feel better when I tell myself that, so I'm going to convince myself that is the case until eventually proven otherwise.

Denial fixes any problem...

>>11485539
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You're right, the story was pretty bad, but you also had a pretty bad premise. Maybe try a story with a better start.

I'm currently replaying Kingdom Hearts 1. Story about Anon not getting over missed love interest, or this game. I can't tell which is more cringe-worthy

>>11485804
TBH, my prime reason behind it was I wanted some green to post when shitposting takes over any AiE thread. I took advantage of the shitstorm at hand and decided to run with that.

BTW I'm also renaming it "I am the Autism" because I deeply regret writing this now.

Someone write a story where Twilight brings Flash Sentry to Ponyville and Flash gets the hots for Anon and tries to woo him and Anon doesn't like it/doesn't notice.

Or it could be a love triangle where Flash wants Anon, Anon wants Twilight and Twilight wants Flash. And they're all trying to get the one they want to fall in love with them.

>>11485908
This is the worst thing ever.
You should be ashamed.

File: 1371606366048.png-(48 KB, 690x1124, 1371586875827.png)

48 KB PNG

>>11485923
You seem upset.

Have some ball of the poland.

File: 1371606374841.gif-(Spoiler Image, 2.95 MB, 300x167)

2.95 MB GIF

Do you guys think there will be an influx of writers now that Equestria Girls is in theaters, and will soon be available online as a torrent?

>>11485885
>"I am the Autism"
And then Jon was a brony
I still say you should try again. You've at least got basic writing and grammar skills down.

>>11485943
No shit, I read alot.

If I write again then just expect semi-to-full comedic oneshots. Since my vidya has all broken down it'll help to sooth my boredom.

>>11485923
....Or you could just shitpost some more.

File: 1371606486266.png-(540 KB, 668x772, tumblr_mfhb7xKwh61rc0gljo(...).png)

540 KB PNG

>>11485908
+ more Twilight stories
- all these Flashbag fics

conflicting feelings on the current state of affairs

File: 1371606546570.jpg-(120 KB, 1008x726, 1363226557995.jpg)

120 KB JPG

>>11485937
have some pony ball

>>11485980
Maybe shitposting, but my honest opinion.
I would never read that.
>Implying anyone cares about what I like to read.

>>11485442
A century later, reports of shadows lurking in the Everfree reach the Princesses' ears - Luna begins to feel something watching ponies' dreams, and although it just watches, the vibe she gets from it is fairly malignant.

When Discord finally admits that whatever is in the Everfree frightens even him, they decide to investigate.

When they arrive and make contact with whatever it is near the old castle ruins, things go fairly smoothly at first.

It reacts to Celestia and Luna's presence with almost a fond aura, almost as if it knew them, but there's a simmering anger there; when Twilight makes herself known, however, it quickly becomes infuriated and hostile, animating the forest and causing the wildlife to attack.

The Princesses are forced to flee when her presence causes the entity to finally manifest - Anon, or rather what was left of him, transformed into something which would give even Sombra nightmares.

Twilight 's presence caused it to catalyze into an all consuming rage, filling him with poisonous hate.

Twilight feels horrible, knowing that she indirectly caused this, and tries to find a way to set things right.

The Thing that was Anon, however, has different ideas...

>>11486071
That's even more autistic than the shitty story I just wrote. No thanks.

>>11485987
All this butthurt doesn't matter anyway since Flash is obviously Shining Armor's alter ego so that he can sex up his sister.

>>11486121
That trip is not necessary for your post.

>>11486132
I'm still waiting on a language fetish Twi story.

Ehh... I'll ask FR.

>>11486121
Meh, 'tis hard to attempt to shape something good out of a turd, true.

>>11486159
I felt it was.

>>11486165
wasn't

>>11486165
The fuck is a language fetish?

>>11486132
I thought he was the alter-self of a Crystal Empire guard?

>>11486192
>le purple and smart horse rapes you
>"oh anon i am raping you it feels good"
no stop purple smart horse stop the rape
>"oh anon talk to me in one of your dirty human languages it turns me on"
purple horse stawwwp

>>11486220
Nope, Shining Armor disguising himself with magic.

>>11486236
I think I just need to rely on muffins for my Twilight stories for now on.....

>>11486263
At least that gives Love Butt an excuse to bang Anon.

>>11486291
You can't stop the autism.

No, really.
Today is Autism pride day.

File: 1371607391353.gif-(490 KB, 500x286, tumblr_lqkaa0cc7Z1r25534o(...).gif)

490 KB GIF

>>11486236

>>11486309
There is not nearly enough Love Butt stories.

>>11486366
H-nen writes some, and I'm currently fleshing some out on paper and pen, because I'm on my phone at the moment.

>>11486343
>day you fucks need to stop shitposting even though this is just a greener shitpost
>you walk into le nature defying tree library
>you see purple horse
>"hello anon i am of estrus"
>you are of asexual genderqueer faggot#YOLO
>le purple and smart horse rapes you
>"oh anon i am raping you it feels good"
no stop purple smart horse stop the rape
>"oh anon talk to me in one of your dirty human languages it turns me on"
purple horse stawwwp
>"uhh ohh anon you feel big like my brother"
>you might of start liking this
>NO STOP DAT BENIS YOU ARE OF FAGGED :DDD
purple smart horse stop no no no
nono
>"yes yes"
no
>"yes"
no
>"yes"
no
>"no"
yes
>fuck now you are of enjoy the rape
>"anon oh spekky language anon"
panzerkampfwagon
>"OHH ANON THAT IS OF MAKE ME TIGHTER LIKE SUPERVIRGIN HERO"
ein volk ein reich no auschwitz juden kristallnacht
>"I'M CUM"
>she is cum and gets super tight like supervirgin hero
purple horse i am of love you
>"green man i am of love you too"
>and then you fucked more in 20 different languages
>only euro ones though because KKK420xXwhiteprideXxSWAG

File: 1371607865443.gif-(1.28 MB, 200x190, clint-eastwood-disgusted-(...).gif)

1.28 MB GIF

>>11486447
>H-nen

>>11486483
D-dear god.

I'm not sure if there are proper words to describe what I have just read...

>>11486532
>"anon writing utensil you are of next"
no purple horse please
>then she rape you harder

>>11486532
ditto

File: 1371608100864.jpg-(219 KB, 1600x900, 189202__safe_princess-cel(...).jpg)

219 KB JPG

oh boy oh boy
My friends cancelled on me and my internet is being a huge fucking cunt. 0.02 MB/s when I'm paying for 6. Yeah I'm fucking mad.
So I guess I have no excuse not to write right now, huh?
Reporting in to finish the new Celestia thing. It's turning out longer than I expected.

>>11486532
>and then you fucked more in 20 different languages
I'm sure one of those languages can describe it.

>>11486483
>nono
>>"yes yes"
>no
>>"yes"
>no
>>"yes"
>no
>>"no"
>yes
>>fuck now you are of enjoy the rape
top lel

>>11486483
I'm your new voicefag whether you like it or not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdw8nkZ7IP

>>11486660
>>11486654
>>11486555
>>11486483
Just let this shit die already

>>11486715
Then post some actual green faggot.

Your bitching is just as much fuel to the shit-flames as that giant turd was.

File: 1371608702023.png-(66 KB, 214x245, 1348379754073.png)

66 KB PNG

>>11486713
Sounds like you have a roommate or two.

And a closet.

>>11486866
hue

anonymous seeking an AIE where anon gets no love. not even the >rape kind.

gettin kinda sick of the rape. i want slice of life without the romance.

>>11487006
HA, I really like that ending.

>>11487006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ZilJm1Ptx

File: 1371609443175.jpg-(50 KB, 1191x670, 1349940780509.jpg)

50 KB JPG

>>11487096
Thanks, though I messed it up a little
>Been living in Equestria for a few years
>Dating this real cute pony for months now
>This stallion named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at the company I work at
>Find out he has no money andd nowhere to live
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel room
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>Wehang out, drinks Applecider, watch hoofball
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is magically pregnant
>Excited as fuck, because I thought it was impossible
>Decide to marry her soon
>One night, eating out at dinner with girlfriend
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to her
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his legs
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in a carriage and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd be married a long time ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giJ5I9yuQEY
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
There we go

File: 1371609452011.png-(1.42 MB, 1920x1080, 1359511579473.png)

1.42 MB PNG

>Day Trophy Husband in Equestria
>At least, you’re assuming that the sun would be up, the whole ‘eternal night’ aspect sort of messes with your sense of time.
>The good news is, you sleep whenever you want and no one can say otherwise.
>Not that anyone would say anything to you in the first place, being the most revered plaything of the ruler of this dark world, Nightmare Moon.
>Cast into the moon for a thousand years by her sister, Nightmare was understandably pissed when she got out, and proceeded to extract her vengeance upon the entire Equestrian community.
>There have been a number of attempts to overthrow her, but the bottom line is that the Nightmare Moon is simply too much mare to handle.
>Or was, anyway.
>You chuckle a little at the memory of arriving during one of the raids against her, entirely by accident.
>By chance, you happened to land on the rebel leader, a purple unicorn who had been stewing in the dungeon ever since.
>With their squad leader downed, the rebels were quickly routed, and Nightmare Moon had decided that she would reward your ‘unflinching bravery’ with an opportunity to bed her for the night.
>For all her bluster, it turns out that Nightmare Moon is just as normal as they come, seeking warmth and intimacy.
>Unfortunately, the dark mare didn’t seem to realize that human sexual prowess dwarfed that of equines, and had been reduced to a shuddering, quivering mess thirty seconds into your night of passion.
>Since then, she had kept you close, turning to you for advice and comfort.
>And lately, you had begun to push your own agenda upon her.
>The dark Queen shuffles from one hoof to the next, glancing about in discomfort as she struggles with your latest request.

1/7

File: 1371609497293.png-(2.14 MB, 1445x855, 1359513848673.png)

2.14 MB PNG

>>11487184
>“Anonymous, you are certain that this will ease the difficult transition?”
>Despite her strength, boundless confidence and sinister laugh, it’s laughably obvious that Nightmare Moon has no idea of how to run a country where ponies aren’t trying to kill her every hour of the day.
>Reaching out, you cup her cheeks and smile.
“I’m certain of it, Moonie. You just go up there and be your loveable self.”
>‘Moonie’ blushes furiously, averting her eyes as she mutters
>“That name is so degrading…”
>But is slow to pull away from your touch.
>You chuckle as you watch the new Queen step out onto the balcony, her hooves clopping against the stonework as she moves into position.
>Squaring her body, you see the dark mare take a deep breath and have enough sense to make sure that your ears are safely padded with cotton.
>Her disloyal ponies are not granted the same opportunity.
>“ATTENTION CITIZENS! YOUR QUEEN, NIGHTMARE MOON, DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION!”
>The cotton doesn’t do much, you can still hear her shouting, but at least your eardrums aren’t rupturing.
>Down below, you can see the ponies staggering about as the endless night is obviously taking its toll on them.
>They don’t even bother to look up and acknowledge that she’s speaking.
>Not that Moonie notices.
>“IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I MAY HAVE ACTED ABRUPTLY IN CASTING THE LAND INTO ENDLESS NIGHT.”
>That raises a few heads.
>You smile, watching as Nightmare Moon squirms in discomfort at acknowledging her mistake.
>“AS YOU MAY BE AWARE, THERE HAS BEEN A SEVERE FOOD SHORTAGE SINCE I CAME TO POWER. APPARENTLY, PRODUCE REQUIRES SUNLIGHT IN ORDER TO GROW; THIS WAS AN OVERSIGHT ON MY PART.”
>“IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE CONTINUED SURVIVAL OF EQUESTRIA’S CITIZENS, I DEMAND THAT ALL OF THE FARMERS UNIONS HASTEN TO CANTERLOT. TOGETHER, WE WILL COME TO AN AGREEMENT WHICH WILL KEEP ALL PONIES FED. THAT IS ALL.”

2/7

File: 1371609534694.jpg-(247 KB, 1600x900, 1359514570059.jpg)

247 KB JPG

>>11487207
>Nightmare trots back into the castle, looking up at you with a measure of concern on her face.
>“Anonymous, I must again question this line of action. I am the Queen of the Night. I declared that the world would remain in endless night and renegotiating on that simply to keep the citizenry happy feels, wrong.”
“Moonie.”
>Nightmare Moon scowls a little, sticking out her lower lip and averting her eyes again.
>“I-I am not a foal, Anonymous. I do not know why you continue to treat me as such.”
>You chuckle and slide a few fingers through her mane, a gesture that the Queen clearly appreciates as her eyes flutter at your touch.
“What good is it to be a Queen of a wasteland? Mushrooms and fungi will only feed so many ponies, and in this way you can endear yourself to the citizens. After all, you want to be a better ruler than your sister, right?”
>A determined scowl crosses Moonie’s face as she gives a firm nod.
“Then you have to be willing to make concessions where necessary.”
>“Very well, Anonymous, you have yet to steer me wrong.”
>After a moment, the dark mare bites her lip and chances a look up into your eyes again.
>“P-Perhaps, you might continue to teach me about human diplomacy… in my quarters?”
>You chuckle and pat her gently on the cheek, shaking your head.
“We’ve got to meet with what remains of the Royal Guard and begin bargaining with them to ensure the safety of our future guests.”
>“After that?”
“We’ll see to the state of the castle.”
>“…After that…?”
>You plant a kiss on the tip of her horn.
“We’ll see.”
>
>The next three weeks are a blur as Nightmare Moon meets with delegates from across Equestria with you at her side.
>While the conferences are difficult, with your sense of tact and Moonie’s natural talent for intimidation, she is able to keep things mostly the same.

3/7

File: 1371609626218.png-(2.73 MB, 1920x1080, 1359942670261.png)

2.73 MB PNG

>>11487223
>Because of the sheer amount of energy that you both devote to restoring the peace, most of your downtime is devoted to sleeping, or preparing for new guests.
>Moonie is not pleased with this, especially since it cuts into the time available for your bedtime romps.
>But as time has gone on, she has begun to settle into her role, recognizing the necessity of a powerful, focused leader.
>Not to say that she hasn’t found ways to circumvent the lack of intimate time with you.
>The meeting hall is filled with unicorn ponies from across Equestria, business owners who have come to air grievances.
>It’s like this almost every day, someone has something to complain about.
>Like this guy, with the monocle and bowtie.
>“Your Highness, these days are simply not long enough to do what is necessary. Between acquiring materials, shipping and producing products, there are simply not enough hours in the day to get my work done.”
>Nightmare Moon nods slowly, then turns to the unicorn and scowls.
>“Fancy Pants, I have given you six hours of daylight each day to do with as you wish. It is enough for the Farmer’s Coalition to feed the citizens of Equestria, and so it should be enough time for you to do your business.”
>“But…!”
>“If you mean to suggest that your work in an office is more intensive than that of a farm pony, or that it requires more time, then I suggest that you use the remaining eighteen hours to develop a more effective method of production.”
>The unicorn scowls, but the slowly gathering aura around the dark Queen is enough to placate him.
>Nightmare Moon glances around the room and then lifts a teacup to her lips with her magic.
>At the same time, you feel a gentle touch against your testicles.

4/7

File: 1371609676046.png-(797 KB, 1331x756, 1371042272957.png)

797 KB PNG

>>11487256
>The sudden invasion of your personal space causes you to squirm in discomfort, attracting a few eyes of the high-class unicorns seated around the table.
>Moonie shoots you a knowing smirk, the ghostly touch tightening for a moment before continuing its gentle caresses.
>“Moving on to other business… Hoity Toity, you have the weekly report?”
>“Hurm, yes.”
>The stallion gets to his feet and begins to drone on about income and production rates, things that you familiarized yourself with before the meeting.
>You shoot the dark Queen a foul glare which she brushes off with a quick tug on your shaft underneath the table.
>Somewhere along the line, Moonie found that she didn’t actually have to touch you in order to pleasure you, and that magic was more than adequate.
>As Toity continues on to individual townships, the strokes become firmer and more pronounced against your pony plot pounder.
>Just as you’re about to burst, there’s the sensation of the tip of your cock being pushed down on, as though to hold back the inevitable torrent that would ruin another pair of pants.
>It serves its purpose, but then your testicles begin to ache as she turns her attention back to them, encouraging your bloated gonads to ramp up production.
>At last, you settle for closing your eyes and crossing your arms over your chest.
>Oh, she’ll get hers.
>Soon.
>It’s another agonizing eight minutes before the meeting is adjourned, and Moonie takes full advantage of the full four hundred and eighty seconds to keep you fully on edge.
>As the unicorns disperse, you saddle up beside Moonie, being cordial to the guest even as you lean down and hiss in the dark mare’s ear.
“I know what you’re doing.”
>“I have no idea what you mean, Councilor.”

5/7

File: 1371609729283.jpg-(249 KB, 667x1000, 1359514497292.jpg)

249 KB JPG

>>11487279
>That wry, teasing smile, it’s enough for you to hurriedly push the rest of the unicorns out of the room and shut the door tight behind you.
>With a scowl on your face, you turn back to Nightmare Moon, who seems quite pleased with herself.
>“Goodness. Why would you be so enticed to get me alone with you, Councilor? Do you have some… pressing matter to discuss?”
>She pauses mid-sentence, giving her plenty of time to milk another stroke out of your dick.
>Despite the now obvious raging erection in your pants, you storm over and place your hand just under her muzzle, lifting her head so she makes eye contact with you.
“Moonie, we can’t keep doing this.”
>“Just, just like you can’t keep calling me that, hmm?”
>Though her face colors red just as it always does, she manages to maintain her teasing tone with a smile on her face.
>Turning away from you, she trots towards one of the windows to watch the sun begin its descent.
>“You know what I want from you, Anonymous. And until you’re ready to give it to me, I will continue to tease you as much as I like.”
“Moonie…”
>A quick glance back at you sends you into silence.
>Her blue eyes foretell of the chilly tease, even before it leaves her lips.
>“The Gryphon delegates are scheduled to meet with us in three minutes. Make your decision quickly.”
>It’s not really a decision that’s yours to make.
>Stripping your pants off, you approach her from behind, noting that despite the smug, cold exterior, she is eagerly presenting herself to you.

6/7

>>11487184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RoUTe4QPNK
fuck me

>>11487301
You don't need to voice everything you fuck.

File: 1371609792165.jpg-(38 KB, 288x576, 1359514418410.jpg)

38 KB JPG

>>11487294
>There’s really not that much to it, thanks to Moonie’s teasing you’re able to give her little more than a wham, bam, thank you ma’am, but she still collapses under the weight of her own orgasm.
>Not to say that it’s not satisfying, blowing your bloated balls into the dark Queen’s cooter cavern is a mixture of satisfaction and delight, but it’s got nothing on her.
>Moonie’s nethers proceed to milk every inch of you, hungrily slurping up your cum as she rubs her cheek against the cold tile floor with a pleased smile on her face.
>“Ah, human seed, stallion ejaculate really doesn’t hold a candle to it after all…”
>A stray hoof reaches up to the barrel of her body, as though she were trying to coax the white substance deeper inside of her with a breathy sigh.
>All told, the entire process takes under a minute and by the time the delegates arrive, you are both back in pristine condition.
>After greeting the gryphons and settling in to hear their statements, you feel a slight tug at your testicles again.
>A quick look over to Moonie shows that the mare is wearing a small, ghostly smile.
>It’s going to be a long night…

7/7

Mostly new content

>>11487313
Lost a fucking bet, Unfortunately I do.

File: 1371610110357.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 231 KB, 500x500)

231 KB JPG

>>11487361
I'll tell you what.

Allow me to activate my hidden power so, and if it works, you are stripped of any responsibility to follow this bet.

Check em'

File: 1371610114713.jpg-(60 KB, 721x721, chrisgerringeriknowthatfe(...).jpg)

60 KB JPG

>>11487361

File: 1371610177183.gif-(407 KB, 250x250, 1349906339765.gif)

407 KB GIF

>>11487451

>>11487485
i tried ;_;