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>>12588083 (OP)
>that picture

>>12588083 (OP)
You're not Irish!

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>>12588103
>Hazardus isn't dead

>>12588186
See
>>12588128

Any really cute AnonXTwilight Stories? Doesn't have to be clop, just something that makes you long for that adorable egghead.

>>12588249
The not-very-long-yet Study Buddies by fitanon is okay.

I heard something about an anon making a story where Rarity was trying to hide a crush on anon, did that ever happen?

>>12588249
i believe anomalous fits that bill pretty nicely.
http://pastebin.com/Nn1S3pJv

>>12588210
Nope.

>>12588210
He's also not your personal story machine. Besides, this isn't the first time we've had a long wait between chapters.

>>12588269
No it's not.
Plus, fit quit after he caught shit for his Anons being so beta

>>12588364
Well excuuuuse me princess.
I was just worried since everyone was saying he was dead.

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Not parking, but I just had to say Already Dead may be iffy on the medical side, but the rest of the story will be as best as I can do. I hope at least.
Secondly, things are weird on my end so I may or may no be able to post another small update to the story.
If you have any suggestions for events you want to see happen or ponies you want featured I'll try my best to add them in.

>>12588473
I-I liked it.
But then again, I have shit taste in fics.

>>12587708
In regards to Gadgets story from before
>a fuckin’ tree. I dunno.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y1V7utCUmS8&t=37

Nice story, made me lol

Also, is the writer who made the gaynon story with Big Mac here? I'm still interested in the story, and want to know if you have a paste.

>>12588520
Have them do an xray on anon's chest to see in it.
They don't know what it is and have never seen anything like it cause cancer doesn't esxist in equestria.
Anon knows the truth.
He sad.

>ponies you want featured I'll try my best to add them in.
Just more Twilight for me, maybe celestia if you bring him in to get help in canterlot.

Anonymous's mask is essentially the mask from, The Mask. Has this been done?

>>12588511
That was actually meant for whoever was bitching about him doing things other than writing last thread.

>>12588605
>xray
I don't think they have that sort of thing in Equestria.

>>12588633
Like idea, but the mask acts way to "lol so randumb XDD" for my taste

>>12588664
maybe not, they have magic scan stuff though.
also, i'm pretty sure in the rainbow dash hospital episode the doctor does an xray.

>>12588672
Yeah that ain't my thing either. But you could still spin it so it's actually funny and not "lol so randumb"

>>12588664
I think they had xrays in the episode where Dash was in the hospital due to broken wing, like >>12588679 said.

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Parking. Working. New Aussie Anon coming soon.

>>12588664
They have that.
S2E16 it was, I think.
DYEWTS?

An oneshot idea from the last thread.

Since Anon is the only human in Equestria, He's covered under the animal protection act, meaning that he can get away with almost anything and not suffer the consequences. He gets his comeuppance eventually.

>>12588778
>animal protection act
more like exotic creatures act

>>12588637
Dude, I'm writing still, just chill out for a bit, 'kay? Gotz lots of stuff planned out, kkkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyy?

And why can't I play Payday 2 and have to be dead? Who the fuck knows I'm playing that? Fuck you, stalker.

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>>12580534
>Looking out the window, you watch the sun set over the horizen, creating a gorgous image as it tints the storm clouds rolling in hues of purple, orange, and pink.
>It was discovered a few days ago that a natural storm was approaching, one that was a little too large for the pegasi to control.
>You always knew the ponies were a little skittish at the best of times, but holy shit this was something else.
>Businesses were shutting down, ponies were leaving town, houses were being boarded up.
>For the first time, you understood how that "Sun and Moon control" nonsense got started. The idea of not being in control of their surroundings truly terrifies these ponies.
>Pulling yourself from the view, you go about your business for the evening.
~
>Hours later, long past sunset, the storm is upon you. The wind howls, thunder roars, and lighning streaks the the skies, lighting the otherwise pitch black night.
>And you? You're just getting ready for bed.
>Stepping from the steam filled bathroom, cool air fills your lungs, feeling almost sharp and crisp by comparison, making you feel so refreshed you don't feel like sleeping. Almost.
>Slipping into the soft, pegasus down bed so generously offered to you, you note the night is unusually quiet. Even the normal hoof beat of the guard patrols are light.
>The brave indeed. With a small laugh, you drift to sleep.
~
>You're rudely awakened when the door slowly opens with an agonizing creek, casting the light of the hall onto your face.
>The sound of distant hooves are replaced by the clacking of very near ones, drawing you further from your sleep.
>Before you can reach out to turn on your lantern, you feel the bed shift as the unknown figures...slip under the covers with you.
>The distinct sound of magic is heard as the door creeks shut once more, plunging the room into complete darkness.
>Your breath catches in your throat as you try to figure things out.

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>>12589051
>As your logical mind comes back from the realm of sleep, you take note of an obvious give away. The size of your unexpected bedmates.
"Celestia? Luna? Is that you?"
>"Indeed Anonymous, it is we."
"Why are you two in my room at this hour?"
>"Ah, well, that's a rather embarrassing matter. You see, with the weather swirling out of out control, we figured it'd be best to comfort you."
"So you mean you're afraid of the storm?"
>"We find thine acussation prepos-"
*BOOM*
>A massive crack of thunder and a flash of lightning bright enough to mock daylight splits the air and darkness, causing the princesses to duck under the covers.
>The two regal, childish ponies shiver with fright against your chest and back, requiring some coaxing to peek up once more.
"Why me?"
>"Thou reek of masculinity, of a hunter yet delicate enough to protect the prey, and-"
>"You're big and strong, and the only person who isn't scared."
"Thanks. Alright, I guess you can stay the night."
>"We appreciate it Anonymous." The sisters say in unison, as the begin doing that neck to neck horsey hug thing on you.
>The three of you lay your hands down, the ponies chests pressed into you.
>It's not bad honestly, the warmth and softness of the two royal makes it surprisingly enjoyable, as does the cuddly squeezes you recieve whenever the thunder rings out.
>The only downside is that the mouth of whichever one you're closer to seems to track yours, synching your breath and forcing you to "share air".
>Their breath only smells like sweet plants and hay however, and is very tolerable, if not mildly pleasant, so you decide to not wake them over it, and just mention it in the morning.
>With a rub of the royal bellies, you close your eyes and sleep once more.

Writing-related question:

is there a specific term for an adolescent female horse?

afaik, it goes foal -> filly -> mare -> corpse

Is there something in between filly and mare?

>>12589097
Young mare I'm assuming. But >>12589051 my pal V-tug here knows all about horses, ask him.

Also, this gonna be gud.

>>12589097
>>12589111
Nah, foal -filly/colt - mare/stallion

I suppose you could use weanling/yearling as their equivalent of toddler, but there's no word for their equivalent of teen.

I wouldn't use those two words anyway, they don't use all equine terminology, such as using mom and dad instead of dam and sire.

And my short is done, carry on.

>>12589111
>>12589318
Going with 'young mare' then.
Thanks guys.

>one day twiligt was read her books
>she always loked cut when she read books
>"hey twiligt wat r u readin?" u say
>twiligt blurshes
>"n-nothing a-non"
>quickly snatch the book awey from her
>uh my god, its the karma sutra
>"twiligt why are u read this book."
>"b-because i want to be with u anon"
>u then get hard
>"then lets b."
>u thne sex her all night folowing the book instrucsons
>"thanks anon that was the greetest"
>"u no it bitch"

END

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Getaload of these guys
Hue hu hue
Srly though da fuk
That i all
::Sage::

>>12590119
Welp forgot the link ... Derp
>>12589022 →

>>12590154
That looks fucking retarded.

Where's the conflict?
Where's the reason to keep reading?

If I wanted to read someone's baby fantasy I would kill myself for wanting to read someone's baby fantasy.

What a horrible idea for a thread.

10/10 hell yes I'm mad.

>>12590210
>>12590119
All I see are some nice anons writing a story, and some butt hurt /b/tards trying to ruin their fun.

Let them be, they are fine on their own.

>>12590210
Well then, enjoy, because like all generals it's probably here to stay.
Except for fluffy

>>12590154
>>12590210
That's a stupidly constraining premise.

>>12590297
It'll probably go down like MD's Oedipus general.
A brief burst of activity as the board works the specific fantasy out of its system, then clinging to life till it ties a slow, whimpering death that nobody notices.

>>12590099
The story structure was average. The buildup was nice, but dragged on for a bit. I think you should've been a bit more specific at the climax. Aside from that, the orthography and grammar are subpar, and the whole thing is a bit short.

Do you have a pastebin?

>>12589067
Short, nice and to the point. Anon should have freaked out a bit more at surprise cuddling with the princesses but it still made a good read.

>For the first time, you understood how that "Sun and Moon control" nonsense got started.
>The idea of not being in control of their surroundings truly terrifies these ponies.
That's a real gem of world building right there.

>>12590657
Eh, I'm not a fan of vhatty's "they don't actually the sun and moon" stuff.

>>12590853
I really like it. It's a nice take on things.

>>12590853
>they don't actually the sun and moon
That's not what I read into this. More a case of the ponies feeling a need to control every aspect of their environment. The alternative flatout terrifies them.

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Why do people start working on a story and then either never update it or take a month to get back to it

>>12591271

Because story doesn't come from nowhere. Without inspiration/motivation, it's harder to push out than a week-old constipated log.

>>12591271
Who broke your heart OP? Was it me? I may work on it, if people bring it to my attention

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>>12591353
its Collar
For the love of god update Tough Love already!

parking, and writing.

>>12591314
Gee, thanks for that analogy, I was eating chocolate pudding.

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>>12591271
Inspiration and motivation come and go whenever they damn well please. It's not always easy to keep up.

>>12591314

>tfw he always promises to be back soon
>tfw he almost never delivers

I want my rebelanon.

now.

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>>12591438
its not really the update rate that urks me i suppose. its probably when someone just decides to abruptly stop writing a story. Back when i was on fanfiction (I was a huge fag back then) i would read a story and right when i got sucked in the author decided to stop writing it or lost interest. nothing pisses me off more in my opinion

>>12591271

Well for me, writing is just a hobby. I only write when I feel like it.

No one should take writing fanfiction so seriously that they pressure themselves update every week.

>>12591353
iwelll, this worth a try,
Hatebit
Kyonko
Briham
Rick Gottfied
Brainhorn
Sorc
Scarecrow
Violin Anon
please update soonplease

>>12591634
They all quit, Anon. It's time to move on...

Except Kyonko.

>>12591652
Swift M0nkey still updates

tough he lurks in Flutterrape general not here

>>12591634
>Not knowing about Brainhorn

Oh anon, he moved to Fimfiction the AiE threads are dead to him.

>>12591437

Constipated, not soupy. Though if any mention of fecal matter will put you off chocolate, that's poo bad for you.

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Parking. Having trouble putting words down but still trying.

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>>12591730
>that's poo bad for you.

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>>12591747
Has there been any stories where oe of the CMC has a childhood crush on anon?

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>>12591828
This.

>>12591858
>>12591828
Sure, why not. Anything in particular you want to see?

I'll work on this tonight, and post what I go asap.

>>12591931
8th-Sin pls

>>12591946
8th-sin?
(forgive me if i sound like a newfag)

>>12591985
You must be really new if you don't know 8th-Sin. He's fresh off the boat as well.

>>12592003
i just havn't heard of him

>>12590657
>>The idea of not being in control of their surroundings truly terrifies these ponies.
A giant windstorm has formed and can't be stopped. While ponies are busy cowering, Anon makes a large kite and goes flying for fun.
The only thing that scares the ponies more than the freak weather is the fact that Anon is willing to risk his life to play in it. It makes them all think that he's a fearless psycho.

>>12591634
Brainhorn still updates, just not here. I think Sorc updated recently. Everyone else is gone.

>>12591828
Google scootarape

>>12592109
>he's a fearless psycho.
>"Anon....just what ARE you???"
"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"

>>12591353
TheAlcoholicAnon
Blender-
Parodius

I should just accept that they're dead and move on.

>>12592240

>"Now Anon, you hold the fork in your left hoof- hand, like this?" Rarity demonstrates.
>You watch closely as she pokes the salad with the metal stick.
>"And you take a small bite, like so," the piece disappears in her mouth, "Now you try."
>You sniff the bowl, grunting under your breath, "Now now, don't play with your food."
>Too many steps. You smash the bowl with your fist sending sharps all over the table.
"I ordered a lead salad!"
>Grabbing a handful of shards you slash into your exposed chest, savoring the pain.
>"Applejack get the rope! He's on the loose again!"
>The rope binds your arms and digs into your skin. It hurts so good!
"Friendship is pain!"

>Be tripfag
>Get teleported to Equestria
>You wake up
>A purple horse stands over you
>"oh my Celestia, it really worked!"
>"Wait, can you even understand me?"
>A purple talking horse
"Wow this sucks, this place is so dead man."
>"W-What?"
"lel, haven't you heard yet? newfag. Ever since the teleportation this place started sucking"
>"I... I can't quite follow, I'm afraid..."
"gr8 b8. You're the cancer of this board. I'm an oldfag here, believe me, this place has always been shit but now it has reached a new all-time low for quality."
>"P-Please, I think we set off on the wrong foot"
"sage FAGGOT"

And then they all drowned in poop.

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>>12592590
>lead salad
heh

>>12593026
this is good, please continue.

>>12593026
8.8 would read again on a rainy day.

>>12593026
I chuckled heartily

>rape

>>12593026
>"P-Please, I think we set off on the wrong foot"
"No-hooves casual fag"

>>12593740
Rat pls

Bassed Jazzteeth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZmhMPs5Ao

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>>12593988
>mfw

>>12593026

>>12593326
O-okay.

>Day HAPPENING in Equestria
>Be tripfag
>Purple horse has locked you up in her library
"GREATERTHAN implying bans mean shit with dynamic IPs"
>You have been banging on the door non-stop for the last hour
>You hear the purple horse's muffled voice through the door
>"I'm not sure what your intentions are, but please, calm down!"
"TOP KEK"
>"Oh the poor little guy must be under shock."
>That voice was different
>It was soft, almost melodical
>"Let me just take a look at him."
"OBVIOUS SAMEFAG"
>The door opens a crack wide
>"... Uh, please stand back, you're blocking the door."
"GREATERTHAN strawmanning this hard GREATERTHAN being a pleb"
>You hear the sound of hoofs bashing against the door, and it gets thrown out of its hinges
>"APPLEJACK! What are you doing!" yells purple horse
>"O-Oh my, now I bet you startled him"
>You lie on the floor with a door on your face.
"REPORTED"

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>>12593988
LET ME LOVE YOU, JAZZ!

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>>12593988
>MFW
MUH DICK

>>12593988
oh my.

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>>12593988

>Fucking Discord name dropping AiE

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!??

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>>12593988
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12593988
Oh my god.

>>12593988
Shitstorm

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>>12594206
We need a bigger shitstorm. Like a vid of Shin going to bronycon and wreaking AiE's name.

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>>12593988
yes

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>>12593988

>>12593988
Inb4 flood of casuals

>>12593988
Did De Lancie know what he was giving a shout out to? He looked like he was just ask to say "Hello AiE".

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>>12594349
I was wondering this as well, the guy recording goes "AiE, Yes sir." Like he was confirming John said the right thing.

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>>12593988

>>12593988
ITS OVER

So uh. i was writing one of these like a year ago.
What do with half finished clopfic.

>>12593988
Filtered. Flagged vid. Reported. Called polis. Called FBI. Called my mom. Broke monitor. Bricked hard drive. Burn my house down. Hiding in a ditch.
Oldfag super circle-jerk is coming.

>>12594290
He could do it like capper.

>>12594349
My brain is of the same opinion, but my heart says "SHUT UP FAGGOT DON'T RUIN THIS"

>>12594290
>Actually see Shin at bronycon
>Huge 6'6 pudgy guy with an afro
>Call him out to tear into him for shitposting
>He walks up and suddenly realize just how big he is.
>This was a bad idea
>Can't say anything
>He just smiles and says "No one will ever believe you."
>Vanishes into crowd better than a huge fat guy with an afro should be able to

I didn't see him again.

>>12593988
The funny part is is that this was probably the most normal thing anyone asked him to do.

>>12593988
Wow, I just KNOW that this is going to make a ton of problems for AiE. Not sticking around for them either.
Dropping my flags and quitting.