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>>12233082 (OP)
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>>12233082 (OP)

>Parking
>Writing

Sup. Got my can of Mikes Hard Lemonade, some burgers, and I dont plan on doing any studying tonight. Lets see where this goes.

>>12233148
Fuck that nasty shit.

>>12233082 (OP)
When is the active list going to be updated?

>>12233148
>not superior coffee master race
Keep pleb.

>>12233179
>Not drinking nuclear horse piss

Nike all day

>>12233170
>When is the active list going to be updated?
Ask Boldnigger. He deals with that.

Got an idea

Anon is in Ponyville, Trixie has more or less made it her home, leaving every now and then to perform but always comes back.
Anon notices tension between Twilight and Trixie, so he decides to do something... intresting.
One day when Trixie is about a mile out, she finds Derpy, with a rather large package, stopping to see what's up, the package is for her.
Twilight also receives a rather large package.

Opening it up, a letter reads something like"I know you would miss me too much, so here" moving some of the peanuts, they find a life size Trixie/Twilight doll, that can be used as a hug pillow.

Trixie will be gone for about a week, so Anon decided to deal with Twilight till she gets back.

Will Anon set them up?
Will the plan crash and burn?
Will they figure out its anon and decide 3 is better than 2?
YOU DECIDE

>>12233159
Why is that little asian in a suit so masterful?

Parking, dropped the front half of a celestia oneshot last thread ( >>12224841 ), trying to decide if I should work on it or my Jedi Anon story.

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>>12233170
When I damn well feel like it.

The Heinessen Archives have been down, so I haven't been able to see the threads that my fucking brother closed. Just have to wait until it's back up and I'll update it.

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Parking.
Writing, maybe.
Lurking.

I wanna write some more...but I think I should stop for today, two was enough. That and I have pizza and bootleg Iron Man 3 waiting for me.

But I think I will be up nice and early so I can get tomorrow's update in, when Twilight finally confronts Anon, and vice versa, as well as getting to work on Moonbutt Monday, as requested, and THEN I will get started in the first adventure arc on Tuesday.

But enough of my shit, someone post some green so I don't feel so we can keep the ball rolling, eh?

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>>12233282
>lesbian anime horses
>worst lesbian anime horse ship

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>>12233282
>she finds Derpy, with a rather large package

Fund it

>>12233300
Tony Stark blows up all the suits at the end, and the Mandarin is not a real villian, but a figure head for the real bad guy. That guy who tries to hit on Tony's waifu

>>12233316
>lesbian anime horses
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>12233362
Cool, just like the synopsis I read on another site. Good to know they weren't bullshitting.

>like I'm not watching it for crazy suits and explosions.

>>12232942
Rebumping cuz faggotry.

>>12233282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGp4McqK_Ww

>>12233392
Speaking of Iron Man, what happened to the writefag who spelled J.A.R.V.I.S. wrong?

>>12233439
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGp4McqK_Ww
This is fucking hilarious
Holy shit

>>12233498
You mean that Anon building and essentially living in the Iron Man mk. 1? Been about a week since I saw him post.

I liked the concept, but damn if he didn't make that Anon a bit mental. Would have been more interested to have Luna and Celly try to help him construct a pony prototype based on magic-tech fusion.

"My name is Anon. I bang a couple mares, have a cool job, build neat things, occasionally save the world. So why...can't I go home?"

>>12233638
>My name is Anon. I bang a couple mares, have a cool job, build neat things, occasionally save the world. So why...can't I go home?
This and the whole "Jahvise" thing messed up the story for me. If your going to writer the name, for fucks sake, spell it right.

>>12233704
>writer
write

>>12233704
>writer the name

>>12233704
I think the reason he did that was to keep it from turning too much into a straight up crossover.

Which in fact didn't help it at all.Should have done a little research. Heck, a minute and I came up with the Cybernetic Linked Optronic Virtual Entity Relay.

Or C.L.O.V.E.R. for shot. Shout out to a G1 pony and doesn't sound like you have a head cold.

>>12233797
>short

Since we is nit pickin'.

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Parking, seriously trying to push magic school out.

Wrote my self into a corner, I needed to chew through the wall and some how ended up in another corner.
Writing is hard...

If I can't get anything done with magic school today I'm going to work on the Derpy fic I have been throwing words at.

>>12233282
Make Derpy fuck it up, so Twilight gets her own body pillow, and Trixie gets her own.

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>>12233439
>mfw
I cant...what?

God this made me laugh so hard

>>12233903
>and Trixie gets her own.
She'd snuggle the shit out of herself.

y no 1 post stirry?

If Denvernon is still ITT, I'm enjoying Spirit of Winter.
A bit confusing with the Jin though. A chapter specifically about him learning about all the spirit/ice power shit would've really helped as well.
Still fun though.

>>12235389
Workin on Trix while I make pancakes
Pancakes sounds really good
And I want to get this Chapter out soon. I just noticed it's been a month and a half since the last Trix

My goal is tonight

>>12235439
fuk ur pancaks.
fuk ur shit pone.
But I really need something to read so don't rush it, but try to hurry.

>>12235389

Well I was writing, but then I started saving a whole bunch of porn. So, yeah.

I'm done jacking off now, I'll get right on it

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>>12235439
>working on trix
>making pancakes
behold, Gadget! the god of multitasking

>>12235525
Bolding, you lost your trip.

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>>12235526
>tfw you finish a 13k word clo scene between Trixie and Anon and flip over the perfect golden brown pancake in the same 5 seconds

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>>12235439
Godspeed.....world needs more Trixie fun times.
>Pancakes, not waffles
I am disappointed in you....
Not really pancakes are cool too.

>>12235643
>13k word clo scene

Sweet jesus!

Are they taking breaks inbetween?! Nobody should last that long!

>>12235558
>Implying
I probably yank it more than him.

>>12235725
...is that a challenge?

>>12235937
>>12235725
Get the socks and Vaseline ready.

>>12235937
Pffffttt, I'd like to see you try.

>>12236003
>>12235995
>>12235937
>>12235725
>>12235662
GET YOUR /soc/ing READY

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>>12236003
I once jerked off to the entire sound track of "Dark Side of the Moon". Whatcha you got?

>>12236064
I jacked it to the clop scene in Barkeep. GET REKT, m8

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>>12236108
I jerked off while WRITING Barkeep. Check and mate.

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>>12236108
cant beat that

>>12236064
I'm not this guy >>12236003, or this guy >>12236108
I'm this guy >>12235725

And I said probably, but I really dont want to turn this thread into a literal dick contest. I'm gonna finish up this story, and post it so we can get some much needed green.

So I'm gonna not be contributing to this anymore. I just made a fun little jab at that.

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>tfw monkey business will never be finished
>tfw bo rarimouse
>tfw no jazzteeth

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>>12236152
I know, I need my bit of fun once in a while. I'll be taking my leave now. I'm like a hundred words from finishing the next chapter 12 of "An Unlikely Hunter". I'll probably have it up here soon.

It feels so nice to write something after such a long block...

>>12236122
I jerked off to YOU writing barkeep. And with that, I sunk your battleship.

>>12235525
>>12235725
>>12235937
>>12235995
>>12236003
>>12236064
>>12236108
>>12236122
>>12236209

.....

Is it any wonder these mares end up covered in cum?

G'night, y'all, I'll just leave the yard stick in the corner.

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>>12236209
...Bill?

Once I jerked off in my friends living room while I staying there for a week, and as I climaxed, I realized that the front window was open. What's so bad about that?

He lives across the street from an elementary school.

This happened during recess.

And with that, I'll stop my shitposting and leave.

>>12236318
You can't just leave us hanging
How many of them wanted to come in?

>>12233498
He said in one of the first few chapters that it was called Jahvise because it was a homage but not ripping off Iron's Man stuff

>>12236318
brb, calling the cops.

Does anyone have a link to the celestial story Irish made thread 777?

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>>12233148
This thread is actually sponsored by Pepsi Max
Enjoy the cool edge of Pepsi Max

>>12236388
Come on Bolding, we NEED to know this.

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>>12236550
because regular pepsi is from the devil

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Because I dropped the link in Skype and it's relevant to the thread, being a sneak preview of some episodes from season 4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3zr6Z_c0MA

>>12237185
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3zr6Z_c0MA
>Harsh Winney returns

Muh dick is ready

Also, if they make Scoots fly, I'm gonna get pissed

>>12237185
>Dem apple songs

>>12237300
Comics are canon
More world building
Return of NMM
ApplePie
Potential new villian with tentacle porn possibilities.

Get hyped

>>12237471
>Alicron Twilight
Get sad

>>12237516
Maybe she an heroes her alicorn status to save the princesses?

>>12237516
Alicorn Twi, I can deal.

>A return of Flash
Now thats some suicide shit.

>>12237550
Bitch what? There best not be some Flash Sentry.

>>12237562
Flash has already been confirmed for season 4. He becomes Twilights 'personal' guard and moves to ponyville.

>>12237619
citation needed

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>At a happening party in Canterlot, Rarity, the gang, and you, all try to mix it up with the 1% of pony society.
>Rarity naturally is at the center of attention, and has no problem fitting in any social circle, everyone else, not so much.
>Though she started off small, Rarity is now pretty big in Canterlot, and she is not without her suitors.
>Stallions practically line up to talk to her, and Rarity loves every second of the attention.
>With the party finally over, everyone comes walking out, with you holding all of the assorted love letters, and chocolates Rarity received.
>It was a giant mountain of swag, and it was a miracle you were able to carry it, without it falling.
>TS: “My Rarity, you sure are popular, what’s your secret?”
>AJ: “Yah Rare, don’t be hoggin all the colts fer yerself.”
>R: “Darling, there’s no secret, I’m just fabulous. If you’d like, I could give you all makeovers for the Hearts and Hooves Day dance, you’d dazzle! Naturally you won’t outshine me, but 2nd best isn’t that bad.”
>RD: “Nohohoho, none for me, thanks.”
>FS: “That would be lovely, umm, if you don’t mind.”
>PP: “Absolutely! I’d love a new mane style! Can ya work in gumdrops? The last time I tried that, it didn’t work out so well.”
>AJ: “Jus, try not tah make it to, ya know, fancy.”
>TS: “I think we’d all love a little advice Rarity, sure.”
>R: “Then its settled, next party, I’ll make you all gorgeous!”
>You’re knees begin to wobble, under the weight of all this chocolate, and you grunt out in pain for any kind of help.
>R: “Anonymous! How could I have forgotten.”
>She walks trots over, and uses her magic to lift a single box of chocolates, “Thank you so much for holding this for me, the rest is yours to do what you will.”
>As she trots away, you drop all the chocolates on the floor, picking up only 5 boxes, and all the letters.
>Walking over them, you step on some boxes, as you head to the street.
“Taxi!”

>>12237619'
If true:
Fuck the show.

>>12237647

>At Twilight’s, you and her sit on the floor munching out on chocolates, and sipping wine. You open up another letter as Twilight giggles; you scan the letter and snicker.
“All right, all right, listen to this one. “Your eyes are like sparkling blue diamonds, in a sea of stars. From the moment I saw you, I was smitten.” Pfft! What a loser!”
>Both you and Twilight snicker, as she takes a swig of her wine. With rosy cheeks, she sighs dreamily, “Oh Anon, your so bad~”
“Tsk.”
>Welp, ya blew whatever cool you had. Spike comes down the steps, and sleepily rubs his eyes, “Uhh? What are you two doing still up?”
>”Oh, hey Spike. Sorry that we woke you.”
>”Mmm…” With his eyes adjusting, he looks over the chocolates, “Can I have some?”
>”No Spike, it’s late.”
>”Awww.”
“Maybe tomorrow man.”
>He tiredly goes back upstairs, as Twilight gets up and stretches, “Guess we lost track of time, do you wanna spend the night?”
“Sure.”
>Getting the couch, you bundle up, and call it a night.

>The next morning, you hang in the living room, while Spike makes breakfast. He keeps looking over at all the chocolates, while you read more of the letters.
>When he was finished making breakfast, he came over, and hung up his apron, “What’s with all the chocolates Anon?”
“Huh? Or I got these from Rarity.”
>”Was it your birthday or something?” He looks over on of the cards, and sees Rarity’s name written on it, “Did she give you gems or something?”
>He looks over the letter, and tries to peek into it.
“No, a bunch of stallions gave her this shit; I just took what she didn’t want.”
>”Huh!?” He drops the box of chocolates he was holding, and looks closer at the letters littering the floor. Each one has “Rarity” written on it, some have X’s, and O’s, while others have “Call me”
“Hey Spike, listen to this one.”

>>12237619
I want to see a story in where Flash gets constantly abused by Twilight.

>>12237675

>You begin to scan the letter, before looking disgusted, and folding it back up.
“On second thought, forget what I said.”
>In a paniked, rushed fit, he grabs you with his tiny dragon claws, and begins to shake you, ”How many stallions were talking to her last night?! Did she like any of them?! Did they bother her!? Why didn’t you stop them!?”
“Dude, get off me.”
>He lets go, and begins to murmur things to himself, as he goes into full Twilight mode.
“Rarity’s a big girl man, she has her own life. But if it makes you feel any better, she blew them all off.”
>He stops and turns around with big, sparkly eyes, “Really?”
“Yeah.”
>Jumping into the air, Spike fist pumps, “Yeah! That’s great! Hahaha! I knew Rarity wouldn’t fall for some cheap tricks like chocolate, and love letters…oh my gosh. She wont fall for chocolates and love letters! My Hearts and Hooves Day plans are ruined!” Freezing up, he simply looks off into space, in a deep stupor.
>You get up, collect your stuff, and begin walking past him. Patting him on the head, you go to the door.
“Try for Sweetie Belle, she’s more in your league.”

>As you walk out, you head over to the Everfree, and begin the path down to..
“Zecora! Zecora!”
>You stand outside her door, and call out while knocking.
“God damn it.”
>”Anonymous, so nice of you to come over, I simply went out for a patch of clover.
“Did you find it?”
“Indeed I did, come in I have what you requested, for a price, that simply cannot be bested.”
>Zecora leads you in, and sets her groceries on the table, before going over to her spice/magicalfuckingpotion cabinet.
>Finding what she was looking for, she bites down on it, and brings it down. Turning around, she finds you going through her groceries.
“You have no clover.”
>”Hmm?”

>>12237692

“You said you went out for clover, there’s no clover in here.”
>Pointing at her, you give her a cheeky smirk.
”I knew you just say whatever for the rhyme.”
>She sighs tiredly, before walking over, and giving you the bottle, “Of course I can talk without rhyming, way to point out the obvious Anon. I just do it mostly for the kids in town, and because song is a very important part of my heritage.”
>There is silence for a moment as you two just look at one another.
“You not rhyming made me sad.”
>”Ugh, just give me 30 bits.”

>Back in Ponyville, you happily hum to yourself while looking over the transparent glass bottle, with a blue and yellow jam crammed inside it.
>Walking over to Sugar Cube Corner, you let yourself in, and tap on the counter. Mr. Cake comes up, and brings out a small notepad, and pen, “What can I put ya down for Anon?”
“Actually, I wanted to know if you could bake this, into a chocolate frosting.”
>Showing him the bottle, he picks it up, and looks over it.
>”What is it?”
“It’s a blend herb of Poison Joke, Anti-Don’t, and Minx Mint.”
>”Anon! Those things are dangerous!”
“Not when crafted by the finest….actually, yeah, it is dangerous. You should not sample ANY of it, it will kill you.”
>”Why would you want something like that?!” He looks around nervously, before leaning close to you, and whispering, “Are you gonna try and whack somebody?”
“What? No! I just need this frosting for me, that stuff won’t kill me.”
>He shakes like a chihuahua, but nods slowly, “Well all right, I’ll…I’ll try.”
“Thanks Mr. Cake, what do I owe you?”
>”Never ask me for something like this again.”
“Deal.”
>”Come pick it up tomorrow.”

>The next day, you wake up bright, and early. Strolling along the town, you head to Sugar Cube Corner, and see Pinky Pie with the kids outside. Her mane is flat, and she tries to keep the kids calm.

>>12237471
so fucking hype
>>12237516
We'll finally have more than, "aw shit nigga i got wings now" to go off of. I'm hyped for story potential.
>>12237539
Luna part was episode 1
Superhero part was episode 6
Unless it happens in the S4 finale, the wings are here to stay

>>12236318
I once was at a family Christmas thing with my cousins laptop, watched tentacle porn, german goo girls, read gay guy sucking off horses story, etc, while grinding the case on my dick 'til I came in my pants.

I didn't know anything about laptops.

>mfw I'm told the laptop had a bunch of viruses on it after I used it
>mfw a year later I discover something called 'browsing history'
>mfw they all know my horrible fetishes

>>12237705

“Hey Pinkie, what’s up? Why are you outside?”
>”Oh Anon! It’s terrible! The Cakes are fighting!”
>You go in, but hear no shouting, just a crying Mrs. Cake, and Mr. Cake saying, “We’ll just have to tell them the truth, it was all Anon’s fault anyway, I’m sure they’ll arrest him.”
“Arrest me for what?”
>Mr. Cake looks back, but rather than being surprised, he is furious, “You made me make that horrible frosting! And because of you! We killed somep0ny!”
“What!? That’s ridiculous!”
>”It’s true, my wife accidentally sent out a cake with that chocolaty death frosting! Had I not came in when I did, we could have sent out more!”
“You guys didn’t sample the frosting did you?”
>”No, you told me not to.”
“I can tell just by looking.”
>”What does that mean? How can you tell just by looking”
>Suddenly the door from behind breaks open with a horrible, loud crash. A refined, dignified, male voice yells out, “WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?” A white stallion, wearing a pink robe, and having a purple mane comes into view. The assorted remnants of an avocado face-mask can be seen on his face as he turns to see you three in the living room. He comes stomping over, and gets right in Mrs. Cakes face, “What did you do to me?!”
>”Hey! You can’t just barge in here, and yell at my wife!”
>”You’re wife sold me a cake! Now look at me! I’m hideous!”
“Rarity?”
>”I was!”
>You look over at Mr. Cake, and point at him.
“That’s how I can tell.”

Sorry I didn't use your ideas guys. You know who you are.

Also, so yeah, this is gonna be a little one shot about a gender bent Rarity. Its gonna be fun if I do it right.

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>>12237185
I could smell the bull shit for Luna's episode.
>PL:I iz eval againz duuurrr!
>M6:We iz goingz tuh stapz u NMM!
Magical Clit piercings activate!
>NMM:Nuuuhhh muh pawuh!
>M6:We did it lets celebrate by eating each other out!
>PC:I did nothing to help,but can I join?!
M6:Sure!
The end.
And that's how it's going to end.

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>>12233292
Well damn you double melanin enhanced individual. Which threads do you need to get the active list unfucked?

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>>12238025
Threads 778-780, if you'd be so kind.

>>12238111
See link in op. I updated drunk as fuck at like 3 in the morning but it's probably ok.
Probably

>>12238111
>Dat gif

My sides

>>12237932
>yfw you're wrong and filly NMM becomes canon

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Hey um, about my latest untitled story, would you guys rather I focus on Bonbon and Dash more, or should I involve more/different ponies?

>>12238111
Bolding, two more people need to be added to the Master list.
http://pastebin.com/u/Xzon
http://pastebin.com/u/ScoutShako

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>>12237705
>“You not rhyming made me sad.”
I don't know why but this made me bust up laughing

>>12237758
>gender bent Rarity
>Not sure if want.

I want more regardless.

>>12238314
Bon Bon and dash sounds fine.

>>12238314
Bon-bon and dash i guess
I have no idea what the story is about, can't help you man.

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>>12238183
I'll get on it when I'm not intoxicated.

>>12238315
Added.

>>12238314
>would you guys rather I focus on Bonbon and Dash more, or should I involve more/different ponies?
I'd rather you just focus'd on Bon Bon and Dash, too many pones spoil the fic.

>>12238361
k thnx.
>>12238391
That's what I was thinking. It would end up being "Anon has been wit all the pones, ya win"
>>12238367
http://pastebin.com/kyPGUDSC
Paste here if ya want some light reading. It's romance and stuff, rather different than my usual. Give it a try if you want.

I'm digging that female minotaur one. More of that please.

>>12238263
>and filly NMM becomes canon
Canon Moonie Stories? I'd be all over that shit.

>>12238418
>It would end up being "Anon has been wit all the pones, ya win"
Nah, that's no fun. Anon only needs to end up with Bon Bon and all will be fine.

>>12238385
> I'll get on it when I'm not intoxicated.
Now it's never getting updated!
>insert dramatic sigh

>>12238467
Yeah yeah I was trying to say that's what I want to avoid, it came out wrong.
Just for you Anon, I'll let you in on the secret, the mother is Big Mac

Just some facts for those doing Vampony stories.

A human can lose up to 2 and a quarter litres of blood relatively safely. I don't think a pony could drink that much. That'd be like a human downing 5 litres or more in one sitting.
At about 1.5 litres lost, a body will show the first signs of shock. Up until this point, a human won't go unconscious, unless they have a relevant condition.

>>12238329
No matter how many times I see that picture, I cant get enough of how cute Sweetie Belle is.

>I don't know why but this made me bust up laughing
I was glad it made somebody laugh.

>gender bent Rarity
>Not sure if want.
Spoiler
Its only gonna last for a couple of days I want it to mostly be just funny interactions and short.

>>12238523
>I'll let you in on the secret, the mother is Big Mac
Not muh fetish.

>>12238385
I had to check it myself lol, it looks like I didn't fuck it up. yay. Btw, things get better for you? Hoped that lil bit of advice I said was helpful at least in a little way.

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>>12238593
Sweetie belle is the cutest filly.

Unless I some how get a bunch of filly Pinkity pictures

>>12238597
>Not wanting to breed with applecock
I hope you understand I was joking.

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Look at how much fucking swag Big Mac has, seriously, the guy is a dream boat in the pony world.

I want to see a story about a down on his luck Anon, who notices how gaga the mares are for Big Mac, and he tries to get Big Mac to take him under his wing, and teach him the secret to winning over the ladies.

>>12238708
>Not Applebloom
I smell a plebeian.

>>12238725
Applebloom is cute, but Sweetie Belle has those moments when her voice hits just the right squeak, or she makes just the right expression. AB gots the bow, but her voice is very down to earth, and not as high as SB.

Scoots is also very cute, in a you want to snuggle her way. but SB just has more factors to her cuteness.

>>12238773
+1

Sweetie Belle's voice gives her the edge in cuteness

Apple Bloom is still best filly though

>>12238566
>Trying insert realism into a shitty fetish.
They like anon being powerless and beta.
That's the whole point of the damn things.

>>12238804
>>12238773
All of my niggers.
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are cool. I just prefer Applebest

>>12238722
>and he tries to get Big Mac to take him under his wing

But Big Mac is an Earth Pony.

>>12238852
That was actually going to be one of the jokes I was gonna write if nobody took this

>>12238722
>and he tries to get Big Mac to take him under his wing, and teach him the secret to winning over the ladies.

Meanwhile big mac is trying to muster up the courage to tell anon how much he wants his sweet monkey D.

Anon asks big mac to help him with the mares and crushes big macs poor heart

>>12238909
>"Aw rite we have to practice your bed room techniques."
"Wh-what?"
>"Ya gonna have to fuck me."

>>12238852
>implying Big Mac isn't an alicorn in disguise

that's why he's so strong

>>12238909
>>12238938

We just cant have a simply story without somebody wanting Anon's D? Can we?

>>12238948
>Story is about BM teaching Anon to make things want his D

>>12238938
Anon's infinite (by pony standards) stamina brings him to his knees, and he agrees to spread a good word for him, so long as Anon dicks him once a week.

>>12238948
>a story without someone wanting Anon's D

what manner of faggotry is this?

>>12239001
Yeah, Anon has to work for it, not just have pussy, and dick throw themselves at him.

>>12239010
The usual

>>12239004
We need more homasexual AiE

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>>12239061
But isn't every human fetishist pony technically a homosexual?

>>12239123
My mind can't understand what you're saying.

>>12237932
It struck me as a flashback. Exploring Luna's fall in a Quantum Leap sort of way.

>>12239202
>Twilight just ass fucked the timeline, meaning she won't become a alicorn later on.
P-pls make it so.

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>>12239150
Homo is latin for Man.
Thus, man fetishist ponies are homosexual.

>>12239231
Maybe Twilight is the reason that the prophecy that started the events of S1E1 existed in the first place. It had to come from somewhere. Closed time loop.

>>12239231
lel sounds just like twilight

>implying the magic of friendship won't save the day again.

>>12239381
>Twilight is the one who freed NMM and sent her to Ponyville

>>12239411
>The stars will aid in her escape.
>Celestia paying attention to high level unicorns with star cutie marks for a thousand years.
>Explains the prevalence of star-themed cutie marks in Canterlot.
>Celestia had been trying to guarantee the prophecy comes true, to get her sister back.

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>Still in shock, you raised a hand to your face just to check.
>Dropping the spoon, you brought your hand a bit lower down for the final test.
>Feeling a protrusion where there shouldn't be one, you took your other hand and placed it on your right pec.
>Or rather, your right breast.
"TWILIGHT, WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
>"What is it? What's wrong?!" she said, sprinting into the kitchen.
>Her failed attempt to stop led her to collide with the cabinet.
>You didn't care though, she'd... violated you.
>Walking over to the dazed unicorn, you picked her up under her forelegs, hoisting her to eye level.
"WHERE IS MY DICK?"
>"Whazzat?" she mumbled, still slightly shaken by the previous impact.
"MY DICK TWILIGHT."
>"Anon, I don't know what you're tal-"
"YOU TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN, TWILIGHT."
>"I did what?" she said, confusion settling in.
"Look at this!" you said, dropping her to grab your breasts.
"Tits! I've got TITS, Twilight!"
>"What do you mean 'tits'?"
"Tits. Boobs. Fun bags. Breasts," you said, pointing at your new chest.
>"That's not normal! I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DICK, NOT TITS!"
>Twilight stared at your chest for a while, letting everything you'd said sink in.
>"So... You're a girl now?"
"Yes!" you said, throwing your arms to your sides.
>"This is what a female human looks like?" she asked, getting to her hooves.
>Sighing in frustration, you realized you weren't going to get much help out of her until her curiosity was sated.
"Yeah. Listen, I'll tell you all you want to know about human females, as soon as you turn me back into a dude, deal?"

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"Anon, Anon wake up!" you say, shaking your good old buddy Anon Y. Mous.
>"What is it Pinkie? Wait how did you even get in here?" he replies, rising out of bed looking groggy.
"Well the door was open so I thought-"
>A roar cuts you off.
"Oh right, there's a big meanie outside, we need your help."
>"Ok, jus lemme get dressed kay?"
"Okie Dokie-"
>The beast roars again.
>You grab him by the arm and thrust him outside, he's only in his underwear and unbuttoned work shirt, unsteadily standing on sock covered feet.
>Feet are weird.
"There is no time for dressing, look," you point to the Manticore outside, rampaging around the street.
>"Oh, that is bad."
"Yup," you say, jumping up and down with concern in your features, "Can't you do something?"
>"I could try," he rubs his eyes halfheartedly, staggering forward.
>The human heads toward the Manticore, it notices him, and charges forward.
>The beast stops right at his face, roaring, it's gaping mouth revealing a large pair of sharp teeth.
>"Wow, hey what's your problem man? What's going on?" Anon asks softly
>It roars again, Anon's shirt ripples from the sheer force.
>"C'mere, what are you so mad?" he says soothingly.
>The Manticore steps back for a second, before leaning in again, whispering something in a rasp growl.
>Anonymous wraps his arms around the beast's furry neck, patting him and saying it's okay.
>The creature returns, resting his paw on the human's shoulder, his head pressing against Anon's chest.
>"Is 'kay. It happens man, ya need a place to stay?"
>The Manticore nods.
>Anonymous lets the beast go, taking his arm and leading him back into the house, nodding and smiling to you as he passes.
Dunno man, this something one of you guys wants to read?
>>12239327
Muh brain can't take that joke rite now. Too late at night. I'm all sorts a fucked up too

>>12239475
>Twilight accidently went back in time and has to imprison NMM.
>She then realizes she was Celestia all along. >She then trains her unicorn self in order to free NMM

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>>12239525

>"But Anon, why would I question you when I could just examine you? It won't take long, I promise!"
"No! Change me back, dammit!"
>"Anon, please! Think of the opportunities we have to-"
"The opportunities -you- have, you mean," you said, irritation obvious.
>"Oh come on Anonymous, haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex?"
"No, I haven't!"
>"Just a few quick notes?"
"Twilight, I swear if-"
>"Pleeeease?"
"...God dammit Twilight."
>"I'll only be a minute, I promise!" she said, teleporting to her room upstairs.
>You grudgingly made your way over to a chair at the kitchen table, plopping down.
"This is NOT what I had in mind about seeing a woman, dammit," you muttered to yourself.
>Your shirt was too tight now, your pants felt loose, and your voice unfamiliar.
>Your thoughts were interrupted by someone else's voice though.
>"Gah! What the heck is that!?"
>Without even looking away from the spot you were boring into the table with your eyes, you knew who it was.
"Hey Spike."
>"...Anon? Is that you?"
>You forced a grin, finally looking to the purple dragon.
"Yeah."
>Squinting, he slowly approached you.
>"What the hay happened to you?"
"Twilight happened."
>"Whaddya mean?"
"Long story."
>"But I just saw you ten minutes ago, you looked fine! Did something sting you?" he asked, pointing to your chest.
"No," you replied bluntly, covering your new assets with your arms. "Where is purple smart anyways?"
>"She's-"
>"Right here!" she said, popping back into existence.

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>>12239552

>"I just needed to gather a few things," she said, setting down her equipment.
>You felt your jaw drop as you took in everything she'd just plonked down in front of you.
"Twilight, you're not going to examine me with all that garbage, and I'm sure as hell not putting on that helmet again."
>"But Anon, you might ha-"
"I swear sometimes my ears will just ring for no reason after I put that stupid thing on. No, it's not happening."
>"Anon, you promised!"
"I did no such thing! You said you'd found another spell that might send me home, and instead it swapped my dick for a pair of tits."
>"I'm sorry Anon, I still don't know what caused that-"
"Then why don't you look into that before you start going gaga over me, AGAIN?"
>"But Anon, we might not have a chance like this again!"
"You know what?" you said, rising from your seat. "I'm getting out of here. I'm not going to play lab experiment to you again."
>"Anon, wait! Where are you going?!"
"Anywhere but here," you said, not slowing down to explain. "Come get me when you find a way to fix me."
>With that, you were out the door. Twilight had tried to reason with you once more, but you ignored her.
>If you were going through her hell of examining you again, it would be on your own terms.
"Of ALL the problems I've got, I don't need THAT again," you said to yourself.
>As you trudged along, going nowhere in particular, you ignored the stares you got this time around.
>You didn't give a damn as to what anyone else was thinking right now.
>
>Unless it was about your breasts.

>>12239539
Still better than the stupid shit Hasbro's done so far.

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>>12239572

>Feeling your cheeks flush, you folded your arms over your chest.
>It was just as likely the ponies knew nothing of human breasts to know what they were, but that didn't stop their gazes from bothering you.
>Now needing somewhere to duck into, you spotted a somewhat familiar building not but a block away.
"Sugarcube Corner," you mumbled. "Well, it's better than Twilight's library."
>Taking up a faster pace, you eventually found yourself sitting down at a table by yourself.
>For whatever reason, there wasn't anyone else in the bakery.
>Shrugging it off to whatever, you slumped back into your chair, arms falling to your sides.
>"Hiya! Who're you?!"
"GAH!"
>You toppled over, falling out of your chair.
>No matter how many times she did that, you'd never get used to Pinkie's... habits.
"Hi Pinkie," you said, your voice muffled by the face full of floor.
>"Nooonny? Is that yooou?" she said, giggling to herself.
"Yes Pinkie, it's me," you said, climbing back into the chair.
>"You look different," she said, hopping into the chair across from you.
>Squinting, she rested her head on a hoof and eyeballed you.
>"Did you do something to your hair?"
>Without really thinking about it, your hand immediately went to your scalp.
"Not on purpose," you said, taking note of your shoulder length hair for the first time.
>It was a bit messy, sure, but it was much longer than what you'd had beforehand.
>"Are you wearing a new outfit? Did you get a new hat? Oooh, a new soap?!"
"Pinkie, I'm a girl."
>"Really?" she said, grinning from ear to ear.

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>>12239592

"Yes, really," you said, pointing at your chest.
>Of course, you weren't taking into account that she'd probably never seen a human female before.
>"Ooooh, did something bite you? You should probably go see Twilight, I bet she-"
"NO!" you said, irritation returning. "No. She's the reason I'm in this whole mess."
>"Did Twilight bite you? That's weird; she's never bitten me before. Now that I think about it, she's never bitten any-"
"She didn't bite me Pinkie, these are boobs."
>"Boobs?"
"Boobs. Boobies. Tits. Fun bags. Br—, aww fuck it," you said, returning to your slump.
>"Boobies," she said, walking around the table to get a better look at your chest.
>"Boo bees," she repeated, poking one with a hoof.
"Hey!"
>"That's so COOL Nonny! Do all girls have boo bees? Do they have stingers? Can you sting somepony now?! I bet you're like a super hero!"
"Pinkie, calm down."
>"You need a costume! And a superhero name! You could be Nonny, the boo bee master! How do your stingers work?" she asked, poking your breast again.
>Noticing your now hard nipples, you covered your chest once more.
"Pinkie! Stop touching my tits!"
>"Tits? I thought you said they were boo bees?"
"I want to hate you. Really really badly."
>"But Anon," she said, slithering up between your breasts and arms to smile at you. "Boo bees!"
"Dammit Pinkie."

>>12239607

There's that little tidbit. I hope to get more done once my hours at work scale back a bit. Anywho.

Thoughts? Hate? Terrible boob jokes?

Link - http://pastebin.com/uQ1heiTG

>>12239534
Does he get to keep it?

I'd fucking love to read a story about Anon and his Pet Manticore.

>>12239628
Yo sorry for interrupting your story with my post man, but your shit was entertaining as fuck anyway.
>>12239637
You read my fucking mind, I picture this classy as fuck lil manticore chilling with Anon solving little pony problems and shit. Cept the Manticore only talks to Anon and stuff ya know?

which are the sun horse recommended fics?

>>12239805
Stories sorted by pony list?

>>12239805

Self whoring, sure, but people enjoyed it a lot.
http://pastebin.com/iVFXvHUR

>>12239853
I didn't.

>>12239853
It was alright, anon just felt like a little kid... which isn't my thing ya'know?

>>12238948
no

>>12239853
With those Celestia shorts, does she love anon or is just being crazy? I've probably mentioned this before but it would be nice if she did love him.
cough

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>>12239628

>>12240027
she lubs anon 5ever nigga

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>You sat in your house, relaxing in an armchair, one leg on the armrest, body tilted to the side.
>On the couch Gary lay, reading a book, looking rather fancy with his spectacles.
"Hey, why is your name Gary?"
>"Why is your name Anonymous?" he says in his regal voice, not looking up from his book.
"I, I dunno that's just what my mom and dad named me."
>He looks at you, glasses sliding down a little, "there's your answer."
>You nodded and laid back more.
>Some quiet minutes pass.
"If you're gonna be crashing here longer we need to buy you a bed."
>"Is the current arrangement no good?"
"You rolled over on top of me last night and crushed me, I couldn't breath, like at all."
>"Oh, my apologies. I didn't realize."
"It's all good. We just need separate beds though, this ain't working here."
>His tail flicks and he returns to reading.
"Alright lets go buy one right now."
>"B-but I can't go outside, not after what I've done!"
>You stand, walk over to him and ruffle his mane.
"They'll love you! They just got to get to know you, the real you. The ready one."
>"And not the roary one?"
"Exactly," you hit him softly in the arm.
>"Well if you think it'll be alright..."
Thoughts? Should I keep going?
I think Gary the Manticore has a nice ring to it.

>>12240027
She's just crazy like a mother who really REALLY wants to see her son happy. So she goes out of her way to hook him up with every eligible bachelorette within close proximity in the hopes he will find a prospective match.

That or she wants to get the D, but won't admit it. Attempting to experience it through others.

>>12240140
>That or she wants to get the D, but won't admit it. Attempting to experience it through others.

That would be great.

>>12240104
Do it

>>12240289
k, moar 3morrow. Right now I need some rest.

>>12240104
Gary should be a female manticore that falls in love with anon for giving her a chance.
Or keep him male, it doesn't matter so long as anon gets that butt in the end.

>>12240357
Mantibooty

>>12240104
>Gary the Manticore
If it means you do more then yeah, do it, faggot.
Made you look

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>>12239805
I'll get this out of the way right now and self whore myself.
I've got Flanking Maneuvers if you like comedy and Helios if you like drama, take your pick.

As for others; Jazztheeth's End of the Universe is fuckin' god-tier and HE NEEDS TO WRITE MORE.

Sorc's Surface of the Sun was good but I believe that's on indefinite hiatus, I don't think he was able to into Slice of Life.

Aether wrote a CreepyAlicorn about Celestia that was pretty good.

And if you're into obscure shit, Laconic wrote a story AAAAGES ago called "Big Hat Anon" that featured Celestia that I really enjoyed.

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Are there any stories where it involves X pony(s) going to Earth?
on a unrelated note look at this this stupid fucking picture I drew.

>>12241206
You want >>11873489 →

>>12241206
What you're looking for PiE, good sir. Here's a link: >>11873489 →

If you ever feel like drawing for us any time, by all means, come around.

>>12241206
hmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM almost looks like Mewball
Are you Mewball?
It's really close to Mewball's style

>>12241206
Get the fuck out of hear aleks.

>>12241262
Wait, Im allowed to dump on a story thread?

More tree house anon plz

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>Being at the beach scared you.
>There were a lot of things at the beach. Crabs. Waves. Sandpits and seagulls.
"Oh this is marvelous!"
>Rarimouse was sprawled out in the middle of an enourmous beach towel.
>Wearing a tiny sun hat and tiny mouse sunglasses and a dab of sunscreen on her twitchy mouse nose.
>Where does she get all this stuff? You sure don't buy it for her...
>You've set up an umbrella to create a shield from the unforgiving sun. Rare's whiskers flicked as grains of sand blew across them. You were still wearing pants and shoes. Shorts just aren't your thing.
>You didn't share this corner of the beach with anyone. It was a weekday, and still relatively early. No one around to give you funny looks about the mouse with the curly purple hair who sometimes asks people where they bought their earrings.
"Aren't you going to get in the water?"
>"There are jellyfish out there."
"There's a jellyfish not fifteen feet away from us."
>And sure enough a dead jellyfish was baking off to your left.
>"At least I can see that one."
>She raises to her hind legs and stretches.
"Anon, there is no point in going to the beach if you're not going to at least dip a toe in the water. And it does look oh-so crystal clear today."

>>12241408
I don't see why not. As long as it has Anon in it, we don't care.

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>>12241422

>The almost-oversized front teeth of hers shine in the sun as she looks longingly at the water.
>"Getting in the water won't mess up your hair for all eternity?" Oddly adventerous of her. She waves a paw dismissively.
"True art cannot be ruined so easily." She toussles her curls. "Besides, I'm just dying to try out that new shampoo we bought yesterday. I'm going to shower after this anyhow. I may at least make it worth it."
>You ask her if you were going to shower together again. The two of you laugh.
>A bit of you noticed that she didn't say no.
>She steps off the towel and onto the beach proper. She sighs as she digs her toes into the warm sand. She giggles as she skips off towards the water.
>Wait a second -The water. That is part of the ocean. The ocean that is filled with crabs and eels and giant squids that eat itty bitty things that swim in it.
>You swing up and over your ankle like a lever, falling into the sand in your attempt to take off after her. You pull yourself up to your arms only to slip again.
>Sand in your eyes. Sand in your eyes. Crap. Crap.
>"Crap!"
>She doesn't seem to be paying attention to you. She's getting closer to the water. Did you see a fin? Was that a shark fin? A shark is going to eat her. All the sharks in all the world are going to converge on this slice of surf. It'll make Sharknado look like Sharkbreeze.
>You hear a soft little splish. You chase after the small little prints she's left in the wet sand.
>splish splish splish!
>STOMP STOMP STOMP!

>>12241408
If it's Anon in Equestria then it can be posted here.
Doesn't have to be just stories, pictures too.

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>>12241206

see: >>11873489 →

and read: http://pastebin.com/u/AchingScaphoid

it's fucking great.

>>12241422
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFUn4z60s#t=0m07s

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>>12241437

>She's walked out far enough where the water is waist deep for her. Just a small puddle for you, but she may as well be standing over the Mariana Trench. You skid up next to her and almost slip in the mud.
>"Okay. That's far enough out. We got in the water, yaaayy, let's go back." She rolled her eyes at you and flicked her tail through the water, splashing your pants.
"Saltwater doesn't make me melt. You seem awfully on edge today. What has you so concerned?"
>"...the ocean is big place."
"Yes. You can't even see the other side from here."
>"It's deep too." You put your hands in your pockets.
"Very. I belive you can't make out the bottom from most spots."
>"There could be a wave." You look down at your shoes.
"I've been to the beach before, I know what a wave is."
>"You might get washed away." Your mutter.
>Oh god, you can't even look at her right now. You hear her titter like you're a puppy who keeps tugging at her ankles when she tries to leave the house. This goes on your 'big dummy moments of 2013' for sure.
"You're worried that the waves will pick me up and carry me somewhere far off?"
>"Kind of. Who knows where you'd end up." She walks a little bit behind you and sits down in the ebbing water. The small waves wash around her, pulling dark and light lines of sand away from her wet fur.

>>12239525
>"That's not normal! I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DICK, NOT TITS!"
> '>'
See, now this was said in Twilight's voice.

>>12241381
I'm sorry, your right Nos is obviously the superior beverage.

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>>12241478

"Well the gentlemanly thing to do would be to carry me, wouldn't it?"
>"Carry you....back to the car?" She rubs the bridge of her muzzle.
"Maybe further into the water. I would enjoy a swim today." She stood and wadded closer to you. "And if I'm holding onto you, then you surely won't let me go."
>She circled around in the sand.
"And if by happenstance the waves do rise up and wash us away, then at least we'll be carried off somewhere far off and unknown together."
>She picks up a fleck of seashell that was uncovered by the tides.
"And that wouldn't be so bad, would it?"
>She looks at you. Your pants are going to get so wet today. "Guess it wouldn't." You plop down in the sand. Rare steps onto your leg and you lift her onto your shoulder.
>The two of you go out into the water, not caring if the waves take you away or not.

Random story idea time:
Set in an Equestria where "My Little Human" is a popular prime-time television show; Anonymous the Human and Princess Luna have been dating for a few months now (much to the chagrin of many a rabid fan of the show.)
They seem to have a healthy, loving relationship - yet Luna has been struggling with a dark secret for some time now, and Anon can tell. He doesn't know what it is, until one night Luna finally gathers the courage to tell him...
She is a human otherkin, and her spirit human form is that of a school lunchlady named Doris. She's been trying to perfect a spell that will allow her to assume Doris-form for a limited time, and has recently perfected it... but she wants to try it out with Anon before showing anyone else.

HOW WILL ANONYMOUS REACT? WILL THEIR RELATIONSHIP EVER BE THE SAME?

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>>12241484
Just give me your hand.

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After way too many glasses of Blue Label that my dumbass friend was about to dump like the nimrod he is, I have updated the active list to all your I'm too drunk to come up with something witty, so instead, here's the fucking active list updated that has been upated as of 01:50 EST on the 21st of July.

Updated Stories:

July 17th
•"The Flower of the Forest CH2" by Xenium [http://pastebin.com/3xCwHmPL]

July 18th
•"Laughter is the best medicine: Chapter 6" by An Irish Nomad [http://pastebin.com/1TEbvUS5]
•"Anonymous and Rarity Fight a Giant Crab" by Iceman [http://pastebin.com/nZisj2w6]
•"Unicorns and virgins: Oneshot" by CyberneticWriter [http://pastebin.com/MWwwmm0M]
•"One Year: Day 361- Sky High Pinkie Pie!" by OneYear [http://pastebin.com/R5aeqQJj]
•"Bearing Burdens : Chapter I - PartyShy" by Project100 [http://pastebin.com/pH3yNjH4]
•"A Night Out With Pinkity" by 8th-Sin [http://pastebin.com/vx9WMKit]
•"Raging Minotaur (Part 1 of 7)" by Antioch [http://pastebin.com/CLpyuePY]

July 19th
•"[DotP - 2] Genetic Promenade" by Nether [http://pastebin.com/wNyzih4]*
•"Raging Minotaur (Part 2 of 7)" by Antioch [http://pastebin.com/mQMFWhKN]
•"One Year: Day 360- Wings, Bling and Lacy Things!" by OneYear [http://pastebin.com/aZuV6Bds]
•"I can't take femdom seriously at all." by Vhatug [http://pastebin.com/uekjNpqt]
•"I don't even know what to call this" by Stegtorn [http://pastebin.com/kyPGUDSC]

(cont.)

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>>12241501

>http://pastebin.com/EeqV4wvp

this isn't enough to make up for past transgressions.

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>>12241548

July 20th
•"Shot in the Dark" by TheScooter [http://pastebin.com/eWxJVZNC]
•"[99 - 1] I Feel Bad for ya Son" by Nether [http://pastebin.com/uQ1heiTG]
•"One Year: Day 359- Poultry is a nice white meat" by OneYear [http://pastebin.com/Ce4mUhXH]
•"Dawn of the Solar Guard" by Malous [http://pastebin.com/rkxVgYED]
•"Father of the Night 26: Right and Wrong" by Mandroid [http://pastebin.com/qNk0E3DC]
•"One Year: Day 359 part 2: Bittersweet Frosting" by OneYear [http://pastebin.com/KkWyUZJH]
•"Kentucky Fried Chicken" by IceMan [http://pastebin.com/LGtQA7dd]

July 21st
•"[99 - 1] I Feel Bad for ya Son" by Nether [http://pastebin.com/uQ1heiTG]
•"Life with Rarimouse and Friends" by JazzTeeth [http://pastebin.com/EeqV4wvp]

Also, gonna say this AGAIN. Two rules to be on the active list:
— Dump your story in the thread
— Post a pastebin and link it to the story

Those are very easy rules. If I get one more fucking message asking why your story is not on the active list and you only posted a pastebin link, I will find you, castrate you, and eat your testicles in front of your mother while blasting Taylor Swift.

Also, if you're not on the master list, drop your pastebin and link it to this post.

>>12241575
>Taylor Swift.
I think Adele would set the mood more for that.

>>12241501
Fuck you and your heart attack inducing cute stories.

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>>12241575
i wasnt going to say anything but i updated raribro a few days ago and it never showed up on one of these and I was seriously wonder why so i gotta ask why it didnt get on there

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>>12241664
Did you link you shitbin with it?

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>>12241699
no but i dont understand why it would be a problem

>>12241728
You're supposed to link your fucking bin like everyone else, otherwise it will be treated as a fucking thread bumper. Do you even read the damn thing for the Active List?

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>>12241850
my bad wont happen again

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>>12241850
Don't feed him.

At this rate, he'll be on MY list.

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>>12241728

>>12241937
;)

Just enjoying a quick break from writing. Anything else would take up too much time. Dicking around in the thread is my way of taking a break. Back to it. Sorry to cause you trouble.

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>>12242054
I went back to look for your story, ya dick. I still love you. For now.

>>12241508
>HOW WILL ANONYMOUS REACT?
...Luna, you are over 1000 years old, lunch-ladies haven't existed for half that.

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>>12241559
Where the hell is monkey business dammit?

>>12242466
The story is told from Luna's pov
It turns out Luna's just batshit insane, and Anon is really just a mop with a picture from the show stuck to it.

>>12242466
Luna only assumes that form because fluttershy told her that was Anon's fetish

>>12242622
>Fetishshy
Wrong thread buddy.

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>>12242788
>wrong thread

As if it actually fucking matters, flutterrape was what brought AiE together. Along with rainbro and stuff.

>>12241508
>otherkin
And now the thread is too autistic to be in. Thanks for dropping the nuke of all things ass-burgers on us Anon. See you guys next thread.

>>12242601
in hell where it belongs

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>>12242983

Hello, Mentlegen. How's the AIE?

>>12243125
Tired, drunk and can't get off. Been trying for three hours now.

Continuing Raging Minotaur with part 4

Derped on cut + paste in the deleted post (again)

All that preceded can be found here

][http://pastebin.com/u/Antioch]]

>Training day 33
>Dash is very serious about your training
>Each morning, she wakes you up bright and early to run so that you may gain more stamina
>After you finish running, you skip rope for 30 minutes to help make you more nimble on your feet
>After you finish skipping rope, you lift weights to strengthen your body
>After you finish lifting weights, you and Dash throw a medicine ball back and forth while you do sit-ups. She insists it will help you take punches better
>Then finally, you practice on the punching bag and on the focus mitts
>After doing that three hour routine every morning, you go to work
>With the fatigue from exercising every morning, You’re back to moving at your normal pace (that is to say, slower than average)
>Then after you finish your shift, you go home…
>… and you do another three hour workout of running, skipping rope, weight lifting, tossing the medicine ball and working on the bag
>Dash is sometimes more dedicated to your training than you are
>You know she’s trying to live goals that she couldn’t realize through you, but you don’t mind
>You’re just happy to have her back…
>…in one way or another
>One night, as you’re finishing your second workout routine for the day, she plops a newspaper down in your lap
>“The Black Eye Times” It’s called. You can only assume its about the boxing circuit
>“Look on page fourteen”
>You skim through the pages
>Landing on page fourteen, you find a promo for an upcoming fight
Raging Minotaur?
>Dash elaborates on what she read so you don’t have to

>>12243605
>“Yup! That’s a ten round bout with Iron Will fighting the dragon Diamondback in the ring. Wills done 49 fights. Diamonds done 45. Neither of them have ever lost a fight. Not once”
>You read through their scores: Will boasts 42 Knockouts, 7 Technical Knockouts and 0 draws. Diamondback stands with 23 KO‘s, 3 TKO’s, 19 victories by decision and also 0 draws. Dash’s zeal is almost tangible
>“They’re gonna be facing off in exactly 122 days! We have to go!”
>Your zeal has been spent for the day but you show some excitement for her sake.
Of course we’ll go!
>She reads over your shoulder as you continue to skim through the paper. The both of you completely unaware at this moment in time that not only will you be going but you’ll be the main event…

Round 4

>“Anon! You might win by a TKO!”
>Dash doesn’t even wait for you to be seated before she gets her hopes up
>“Look! They’re trying to decide if he should throw in the towel”
>Across the ring the referee administrates tests on Will.
Do you think this might be it?
>“Do you know how huge that would be? That would make you the first contender to ever beat Will!”
>Sadly, you’re not that lucky tonight. The referee gives a ‘Thumb up‘, signifying that the bout will continue. Dash grunts and smacks the rope in a pout
Its alright Dash. Maybe this round…
>With that said, Dash waits not a second further to start reassuring you
>“The ref may have said he could continue, But he’s still dazed from smashing into the post”
>With Dash having pointed that out, you realize that Will does look significantly less tensed up. There’s no doubt he’s still feeling disoriented and probably will be well into next week.
>Dash massages your shoulders as she resumes her reassuring

>>12243623
>“Not “Maybe this round”. Definitely this round! You have a level playing field now! And you‘re still good condition! You‘re okay, right? He didn‘t break you when he had you backed into the corner, did he?”
>You chuckle and respond with half-sarcasm and half truth
Nah, my body stopped the rest of me from getting really hurt
>The bell rings and you pop in your mouth piece
>Will’s balance has been restored, he’s not wobbling on his approach
>But his overall capacity is less than half of what it used to be
>You start the round by throwing three jabs right into his face. Each of them lands one direct hit after the next.
>He raises his arms to defend himself but only after you’ve finished your jabs and are well on your way to mounting your next attack.
>You throw a left handed hook straight into his ribs. His reflexes have recuperated slightly as he manages to not only block your hook but counter it with a two jabs aimed at your face.
>You take the both of them directly before dipping down and off to the side to avoid taking any more
>Right away, you can tell his jabs have been robbed of their brawn.
>He follows up his jabbing with a right handed hook at your ribs. Its slow and highly predictable, but through a carelessness on your part it does hit dead on.
>Unfortunately for Will, it isn’t much more effective than his jabbing. Just about any and every type of punch he could throw in his weariness hits about as limp as a sponge
>Nonetheless, you decide to see if you can’t get him to throw another haymaker for you to exploit
>You resume your ploy of acting slow and dizzied.
>You guard your face just as Will’s Jabbing resumes. His punches continuously prove to be one inaccurate, impotent and inept failure after the next but you’re still guarding for good measure.
>After absorbing seventeen jabs from either of his hands, he finally throws a Hook

>>12243644
>Again, a very slow moving and very easily anticipated attack that you manage to duck beneath and dodge once more.
>Its not the Wide swing punch you were hoping for, but it’ll do
>It sails over your head and thereafter you counter with a swift hook of your own:
>You prime your shot and aim it at his side, hoping to hit his liver
>Your fist impacts his ribs with a loud thud
>His body cringes but not in the debilitating and painful fashion most often caused by liver shots
>You’re confused. A liver shot nearly always makes a contender collapse writhing in agony and yet hitting Will with one doesn’t really hurt him much more than hitting him anywhere else
>Then it dawns on you. Will is not a human. His liver is most likely not where a human’s would be
>Thus what would have been a game ender to a member of your own race is simply just another slap to Will, indistinguishable from the countless others he’s taken throughout his career
>Your plan to take him out with one punch has failed and you don‘t have a backup plan
>You panic and do the first thing that comes to mind; Swarming
>Closing in, you Pummel him aggressively with one brutal attack after the next; Right Hook! Right Hook! Left Hook! Right Hook! Left Hook! Left Hook! Right Uppercut! Left Hook!
>Sweat flies from his skin as you hear the crunching of bones on gloves
>Well after you’ve finished your combo, the dazed Will replies by placing a glove on your stomach and pushing you back, disallowing you to continue.
>With the two of you having a brief moment of distance, You stand perplexed a second time. How could he be standing after a beating like that?
>With that question out of the way you regain your focus. You charge in to meet him at arm’s length and resume your jabbing just as he resumes his.

>>12243657
>The space in between the two of you grows cluttered. You’re trying to get your jabs out. He’s trying to get his jabs out. Punches collide in midair continuously as they fail to cross the no-man’s-land mediating the both of you.
>At this point, you’re no longer anticipating him to throw anything remotely resembling a Hook for the remainder of the round. His haymakers have turned out disastrous for him and he knows it
>The bell rings and the round ends.
>You contemplate Will’s defenses on the way back to your corner. Even though your “Liver shot“ wasn‘t quite the success you had hoped for, Anyone else would have dropped after being swarmed like that…
>…Yet he’s still standing and, apart from trying to recover from the aftermath of last round, he’s relatively functional
>It dawns on you; Will, Being a large, slow-moving, and predictable opponent has been trained to take a tremendous amount of abuse
>You realize that the lucky windows you’ve gotten thus far (Your shock and awe midair swing punch, him smashing his head into the post) were in fact just that; Luck
>You had simply made out with a few good counters and nothing more
>You cannot simply beat him by a direct and frontal assault. Its going to take more than just brawn for you to win this fight.


That's all for now. More tomorrow

>>12243669
Great, now I wanna re-read Hajime no Ippo. And it's like, 1000 chapters long.

Thanks asshole!

>>12243801
Oh god, it's been forever since I've read that series.

DEEEEMPSEY ROLLLLL

>>12243819
I think you mean

DEMPUSHI RORRRRRRRRRRRRRU

The anime is hilarious to listen to whenever that comes up.

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>>12243854
As much as I loved that anime/manga, I hated how unrealistic it was. If a ref saw someone pull a gazelle punch in real life, that fight would have been cut short. Oh god, my autism is kicking in...

I want to see a story where Anon is captured by the diamond dogs, and while imprisoned he befriends the guard to his cell. Male or Female it doesn't matter.

If male, he convinces the Diamond Dog to set him free, and for him to join him back in Equestria. There the two basically bro it up. Get drunk, cause a little mayhem, go on adventures, whatever comes to mind.

If female, same as above when it comes to breaking out, but over time the dog that released him develops feelings for our lovely humen and, well, he gives her the d.

Since Raritan is a complete and total faggot I have to get my fix from someone else.

Would y'all be too opposed to me writing a Techpriest Anon story? Just curious- I'll probably end up doing it anyway, just wanted to know if anyone will read it.

Parking for the moment, still trying to write.

>>12243984
I'll give it a read.

>>12243984
If I knew what a techpriest was I could give you an answer.

>>12243984
Yes, but it's not like you'll ever write it. You've been coming here for months bitching about so and so, but I haven't seen any green from you in fucking forever.

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>>12244018
From Warhammer 40K. They're part of a Cult called Mechanicus full of technicians, scientists, and religious leaders.

>>12244073

For the love of the Emperor, please deliver

>>12244073
Anonymous vivisects ponies for the glory of the emperor? Sign me up.

>>12243945
You should do it anon.
We need more stories about anon giving the diamond dogs his diamond D

>>12244060
That's fair enough, I suppose. Though, if it helps any, I give you my word that I will have this finished relatively soon-ish.

Anyone who wouldn't write about the Mechanicus are fucking heretics and need to burn, and I am neither a heretic, nor do I need to burn.