some questions:

1. am i a pone
2. what breed
3. what gender

this is critical info for me to have if you want me to answer you honestly

>>298435
That's for you to decide, but if you can't, assume you're your original human self, with all of your memories.

>rainbow dash
>manipulate her to sleep with pinkie pie and AJ
>if shes a good slave ill let her watch

>Fluttershy
>Every flutterrape greentext story.

My least favorite is Fluttershy.
That's...Sort of awkward.
I would just kill myself. I'm not gonna fuck a fucking pony!

Omfg, I'd have to fuck with Trixie? No way. I don't even like r34 on MLP.

>Fuck a pony
I wouldn't even fuck my favourite pony, I find that quite disgusting...

>Rarity
>Kill self

ITT: We pretend that we're normal and wouldn't fuck our least favorite pony.

>Fluttershy
My own little Flutterape! Aww those are adorable. I am okay with this.

>Pinkie Pie
>I am already dead

Ponies have no genitalia whatsoever, and their mindset would not allow them to think about sex.

get over it

>>299222
Mrs Cake gave birth to two babies.
Lauren Faust says ponies are concieved in the same way as they are in real life.
Mrs Cake had sex at some point.

Though I'm not entirely sure with who.

>>299255

That explains it. Well, so basically, pony genitalia are not shown for obvious reasons but they exist.

Weird point of view.

>>299255
I'm assuming she had sex with Mr. Cake, but isn't it stated in the show that Mr. Cake had unicorn in his family line, and Mrs. Cake had pegasus?
If that's the case, this image could come into play.

rainbow dash is a shit tier pony for plebs, but she is pretty hot for a horse and would probably be a beast in the sack. hateful sex is also best sex, so I am very ok with this.

>>299315
To be honest the entire pony world is very realistic in a way. They have no qualms with reality. No stories of storks, no people magically getting a halo and walking up to heaven, ponies are very mortal. They age, they give birth, they die. It may be a fantasy world, but certain real world big topics are very much hinted at. Surprising for a kid's show. Brilliantly implemented--in such a way that very young kids would either not question it or simply not understand(having to ask their parents instead of being lied to or having the whole world told to them in a tv show) which I like quite a bit. It's those little background touches that make it seem so much more solid!

>>299375

Never thought about it that way, great point indeed my friend.

So, after all this 2deep4u chat, we have came to the conclusions that ponies can be fucked in the arsehole.

We are all happy.

>>298414
She's a perissodactyl and I'm a primate. I think that's a good enough excuse.

>>299255
Ressecive genes could explain it if Mr. Cake did not fuck up.

>>299426
So Mr. Cake, going off this image >>299335,
would probably be PPUu or PPuU, and Mrs. Cake would be PpUU or pPUU. I wonder if all four combinations would be the same statistically.

>>298414

This implies I have a least favorite pony.

>Rarity
>"Mamas coming darling"
>Nope, cuck testa
>kill myself by dragon punching

but seriously, i wont fuck a pony. Cant celestia turn me into a pony or something?

my least favorite pony is Diamond Tiara.

I'm not sure how this would play out

OP here. To all those complaining they wouldn't fuck a horse, or want to be a pony (such as >>299695), or something like that, keep in mind that this your experience. You decide where it goes.

For myself
>Rainbow Dash
Since I don't hate/dislike her, I'd probably pursue a romantic interest and hang out with her, but I wouldn't fuck her immediately, probably not for while. She's not that bad of a pony, I just prefer the others more.

My least favorite pony is spike.

I may as well start contribootin my fluterrape folder:

>Rockclimbing outside of ponyville
>Fluttershy walks up
>"Hey anon, do you need me to spot you?"
>No fluttershy, I don't need a spotter
>"But what if you fall? here I'll spot you just in case"
>realize that my grip is slipping...
>falling of wall
>"don't worry anon, I'll catch you!"
>Realize mid-fall that fluttershy is on her back with her erect penis pointed up at me
>mfw fluttershy has a penis
>mfw I fall with asshole directly on said penis
Fucking fluttershy

>>299695
Since you are not attracted to ponies what makes you think that changing shape would change you sexual preferences?

>>300202

well, first, i think my biochemical structure /the chems in my brain would change, as ponys would be attracted to ponys naturally. But even if that werent the case, i would get horny after enough time, and beeing a pony myself would make it probably a lot less weird for me, so maybe i would learn to like it.

>>300328
What if not having previous experience with humans she changes your biochemistry and makes you gay?

Also great part of someone's sexuality comes from nurture not nature. Since fucking a horse's ass is repulsive to you'd have to overcome a huge psychological barrier even if your equine hormones were boiling.

>>300383
>makes you gay
well then i would commit suicide by punching Celestia in the face and then suffocate on the moon. I have nothing against gay dudes, but i myself dont like it, no sir.

i still think it would make it easier for me, even on a psychological level, as a pony fucking a pony just seems more right to me than human on pony , also i would be :
a) able to use magic
b) fly
c) or at least a pony

...and as i said i would get horny eventuall, and hooves dont seem to be built for masturbation

>>300534
I'd rather fuck a horse than become a horse myself.

Pones are cute but seriously how the fuck they do things without fingers?

Also I find quadrapedalism kinda degrading.

>Scootaloo wants to fuck
>Shrug it off and chalk it up to a girl crush.
>She does her usual zany antics shit trying to get into my pants
>Eventually she's found out by the others and because it's a show they're be that "DUDE GROSS SHE'S A KID! YEAH I KNOW!" moment.
>Eventually she's sat down and learns a valuable lesson about not rushing into relationships and love will find her when it finds her.
> I then proceed to go on a bender, fucking the shit out of Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Cherrilee.
>Betterthanexpected.jpg

make her into my hm slave so she always feels like i need her to keep her happy, but i'm actually just using her for the hm's