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If Rainbow Dash was a bad flyer, then she would be Rainbow Crash

Wait I think I've heard that before

If Rainbow Dash were an inaccurate aerialist she'd be Rainbow Crash

If twilight Sparkle was a bitch, shed be Daylight Darkle


>inb4 reddit

If Pinkie was a pegasus, she'd be Pinkie Fly

If Pinkie clopped both ways she'd be Pinkie Bi

If Fluttershy was male, she'd sound like a nigger.

If Pinkie Pie was toilet paper, she be Pinkie Ply

if rarity was a member of the family Ursidae, she would be bearity

if Pinkie Pie were a serial killer, she'd be Pinkie DIE

If Pinkie Pie suffered a heart attack, the headlines would read "PINKIE DIES"

If Fluttershy hated margarine, she be Buttershy.

If Rarity were to give you a dirty look, she would be Glarity.

If Rarity jumped out from behind a door and yelled at you, she'd be Scarity.

Of applejack were a cereal she'd be Cocoa Puffs

If Applejack were an office supply, she'd be Appletack.

>>177604
I fucking lol'd. 10/10

If the Princess won a world campionship, she'd be Thebestia.

If Rainbow was a stab victim, she'd be Rainbow Gash

If Rainbow was a whipper she'd be Rainbow Lash

If Rainbow was a lesbian, she'd be Rainbow Dash

If Fluttershy were a man, she'd be Flutterman.

If Rainbow Dash was a lesbian she'd be Rainbow Fag

...wait

If Fluttershy worked at a bakery she'd be Fluttercake

If Fluttershy were part of a mad scientist's experiment, she'd be Flubbershy.

Oh lawd this thread is pure gold.

If Pinkie Pie was a richhousewife she'd be Pinkie Buy.

If Pinkie Pie had burned face she'd be Pinkie Fry.

If Fluttershy had to leave, she'd be Flutterbye

If Twilight Sparkle got a computer, she'd be Twilight Sporcle.

If Pinkie Pie was a fox, she'd by Pinkie Sly

If Rarity were the Element of Generosity, she'd be Charity.

Wait--

If Pinkie Pie had something stuck in her eye she'd be Winky Eye

If Rarity was painted on a wall it would be Graffiti.

If Doctor Whooves had gender reassignment surgery, he'd be Doctor Boobs.

If Rarity gave a damn, she'd be Carity.

If Spike were the lead bassist of NOFX, he'd be Fat Mike.

If Scootaloo could fly, she'd be a valuable member of society.

If Applebloom was fighting demons on Mars, she'd be Appledoom.

If Starswirl the Bearded were alive today, he'd be mistaken for an islamic terrorist.

If Applejack were a Zebra, she'd be Apple Crack.

If Rainbow Dash was rich she'd be Rainbow Cash.

If you go into Fluttershys shed, She becomes Cuttershy

>>178221

Picture related.

if Rarity was in the 99%, she'd be Disparity

If Pinkie Pie enjoyed mathematical pursuits, she'd be Pinkie Pi.

If Fluttershy was a serial killer, stay the fuck out of her shed!

if applebloom were part of a building, she's be appleroom

If Fluttershy didn't speak clearly she'd be Mutterfly.

If Pinkie Pie was a sportswriter and TV host, she'd be Pinkie WHY

If Twilight Sparkle were a bird she'd be Twilight Larkle.

If Big Mac were a sandwich, he'd be Big Mac.

If Scootaloo were the creater of an imageboard; she'd be Mootaloo.

If Doctor Whooves was a cow, he'd be Doctor Mooves

>>178446
best one

>>178478

>>178446
ahahahaha fucking bursted into treats

If Fluttershy had a messy house; she'd ne Cluttershy

If Apple Jack were a container she'd be Apple Sack.

If Rainbow Dash were a cow she'd be Raincow Dash; AMIDOINITRITE?

If Rarity liked pears like Applejack likes apples, she'd be Pearity.

Is Fluttershy sold photo merchandise online she'd be http://www.shutterfly.com/

>>178555
If Twilight Sparkle got trips; she'd be Trilight Sparkle.

If Spike was a human, he'd be Mike.

This thread is relevant to my interests.

If any of the ponies would want to change it's mane-color, it'd us Pinky Dye

IF Derpy Hooves were a half frozen drink; she'd be Slurpy Hooves.

>>178649
>use

Meh this ones not incredibly original; but If Princess Celestia were a rapist; she'd be Princess Molestia.

If Discord were a weapon he'd be Disword.

If Twilight was a carpenter, she'd be Twilight Spackle.

If Spike were a lesbian he'd be Dyke.

If Applejack did heroin, she'd be Applesmack.

If Rainbow Dash was an Irish lady, she'd be Rainbow Lass

If Fluttershy would always hole in her balls from outside the green, she'd be Puttershy.

If Rarity would never hit her balls into the rough, she'd be Fairwayty

If Pinky Pie's hair would be made from curled thin metal, she'd be Slinky Pie

If Rainbow Dash was a psycho, she'd be Chainsaw Dash

>>178793

>>178798
Lass is Scottish actually.

If Rainbow dash was a jew in the holocaust she would be Rainbow Ash

>>178915
Huh...I learned something today.

If Scootaloo was a musical instrument, she'd be Flutealoo.

if rainbow dash were a dude she'd be rainbro dash
if pinkie pie were ever to be depressed she'd be pinkie sigh
if pinkie pie were ever to sleep on a pillow somepony farted on she'd have pinkie eye

If Rainbow Dash played Lol She'd be Rainbow Ashe

If Trixie were a chocolate bar, she'd be Twixie.

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If Rainbow Dash was a British punk band she'd be The Rainbow Clash

>>179121
>this thread
>worth archiving
Pick one

if Rainbow Dash was an STD, she'd be Rainbow Rash

If Applejack had a penis, she'd be Fapplejack.

If rainbow dash grew a facial hair, she'd be rainbow 'stash

If apple jack was a crackhead, she'd be apple smack

If Rainbow Dash was a cunt, she would be Rainbow Dash

If rainbow dash was a swimmer
she would be rainbow splash

If rainbow dash smoked pot she'd smoke rainbow hash

If rainbow was a guitarist, she'd be rainbow slash
If rainbow was into S&M, she'd be rainbow lash