>These perma-virgins ought to be ashamed of themselves, but if they had the capacity for shame, this disgusting obsession would be a secret they guard almost as closely as a Harvard faculty member might guard the fact that he’s a registered Republican.

>“My Little Pony” inspires them to adopt brony names like Starfire Cuddlecakes and glue fake unicorn horns to their foreheads. Then go out in public.

>Terrifying New Trend
>New

OP here, I've never seen an episode of MLP but I had to share this insanity with you bronies.

Although my favourite bit had to be

>A story like “Lord of the Rings” may be a bit nerdy – I mean, it has elves.

>Breitbart.com writer, ex-comic, Desert Storm/OEF (Kosovo) veteran, conservative, and the only right wing civil trial lawyer in LA. And so darn
>US Army
>Conservative
>Right-wing
>Obama whiner

https://twitter.com/#!/kurtschlichter

>Main picture is not of G4

My rage is building someone please say this is a joke?

please?

A reminder for non politicing ponyfolk, Breitbart is a joke even to Conservatives, and now that he's dead his website's writers continue to be just as crazy.

This just in, they're accusing Obama of treason for going on Jimmy Kimmel.

> by Kurt Schlichter
I think his parents might have been dyslexic,

mfw that article

It seems like he was getting himself angrier as he went on. What a faggot. So uneducated. It was pretty funny though.

>>1533248
>implying anybody cares
>implying all conservatives aren't racist biggoted scum that don't want to ruin our lives
>implying anybody with a brain isn't already proud liberal

>>1533167
>A story like “Lord of the Rings” may be a bit nerdy – I mean, it has elves.

hehe......good.......Tolkien would be proud, he was a old school nerd, for sure, I read his biography

>Hollywood
>Hollywood
>Hollywood

Links in comments show up as thumbnails. Who's up for a Slowpoke style collage on there?

This is hilarious.
Also...perma-virgins...right. Let me just go tell that to my SO who I regularly have sex with who is also a brony.
Plus...there are a lot of bronies IN the military...
This guy is full of shit. I ain't even mad. In fact, I am laughing my ass off.

MFW Article

Really?

>mfw I'm a manchild perma-virgin
>mfw I was on a mission in Afghanistan

>Fandom, even potentially nerdy fandom, need not be destructive. For example, the original “Star Trek” had real merit. The character of Captain Kirk provided an example of true manhood [...] even within the concept of science fiction. Watching James T. Kirk teaches young males key life lessons – that violence is an important option for defeating evil, that individual dignity is worth fighting for, and that scoring with green alien chicks is awesome.

Am.... am I being trolled?

>>1533371
I know that feel, m8

>>1533046

Let's be honest, we're all voting for Obama, right?

It's only a matter of time before these uneducated republican fucktards die out, either literally or metaphorically

>>1533381

Operator, I think I'VE LOST IT.

>>1533381
>implying that isn't one of the best sentences you've read all year

Scoring with green chicks IS awesome

>>1533410
Frankly i think both libertarians and republicans are pretty stupid.

>claims the war in Afghanistan is "protecting" someone

Who is this guy and how much are the republicans paying him to say this?

>my hand when that article.

>KURT SCHLICHTER
>SCHLICHTER
>SCHL

YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS, RIGHT?!

oh shit guys my commentblocker was disabled i read the comments guys I READ THE COMMENTS

>mfw cute ranting conservatives

>>1533452
I still don't understand why people say modern socialism wouldn't work or treat it like it's a bad thing myself. With the way America is right now only corrupt people can afford a good life, guys like you and me do hard work for jack shit. I work 4 fucking days a week, I only have 3 to really spend time with my girlfriend, friends or myself.

>like/dislike, 3 others like this
>press dislike
>4 other like this
WHAT
THE
FUCK

conservatives are the scum of the earth, i say we burn them all

hollywood is undercutting the values of American society by nourishing the brony fandom

>>1533517
Socialism is good for things that can't inherrantly turn a profit without being overpriced, like Health Care.

It's bad for non-essential goods because there's less motivation to innovate. Things like entertainment, technology, shows about ponies, are all motivated by market forces.

TL;DR Socialism and Capitalism have place in a working society.

>I can't help but feel this is part of Obama's War on Men.

the comments my sides

Now I feel the need to defame this jackass.

>sees the main photo is not g4 ponies
>rolls eyes
>skims the article
>hollywood this, hollywood that
>lolwut.jpg

>>1533517
>implying liberalism is the same as socialism

Also lol´d at your 4-days-week.

>>1533602
He's a laughingstock for conservatives as is, to give you a slightly good comparison, he's pretty much what Rosie O'Donnell is when she had (have? not like many people care) a talk show (albeit he has these articles instead.)

Can't find a single fuck to give.

Never even heard of this site until now.

>>1533635
>implying I think liberalism and socialism are the same thing
>implying my points still wouldn't stand

I don't know much about libertarians, but I know enough that republicanism is archaic and largely responsible for the country being in the state it is.

>>1533517
>Only working 4 days a week
>Not working 5 days and enjoying the fruits of your labor on the weekend

Typical lazy Liberal...

>>1533550

Gain another twenty years of life and your views will most likely shift to conservatism. Teenagers and young adults are almost entirely liberal, while middle-aged and up are mostly conservatives.

However, there is a difference between conservatives and guys like Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh/etc. They're conservative with an added dose of paranoia, gullibility, and stupidity.

>>1533667
That's because it's a dumb website with a guy taking his stances in too extreme a way. Fuck it's not even as extreme as it is ridiculous, he's a poor writer.

>>1533661

Tsk, I'll probably start using his face anyway. Might make a good reaction image. I just think I should add some form of text to it.

>conservatives

Yeah, nothing to see here, move along.

all this brony buttdevastation

How to get back at this guy:
1. Spam pony porn at him
2. Vote Obama If you're smart you're doing this anyway

That's the most we can do

Hey if you thought THAT was funny: twitter.com/kurtschlichter

>It’s time to stop the insanity.
Is he actually implying that we should stop people from liking a tv show?
I know, I know, freedom of speech, but seriously?
It's like reading something by an 8 year old. Kind of ironic when you think about it.

>>1533694
>Gain another twenty years of life and your views will most likely shift to conservatism. Teenagers and young adults are almost entirely liberal, while middle-aged and up are mostly conservatives.
so correlation is causation itt? that distribution couldn't be due to anything generational or historical, it is specifically the act of growing older that makes you more conservative?

i am so sick of seeing this stupid talking point repeated

>>1533739
>get back at him
typical faggot
>voting Obama
confirmed.

>tromping through the wilds of Afghanistan.

allofmysides.jpeg

>>1533794
everyone grows older age is literally the most well-known confounding factor this is a really basic fallacy god DRAT MAN GOD DRAT

>>1533703

This guy is anti-gay right?

>>1533775
Apparently, and I'm only quoting my friends here conservatism has an attitude of "let people do what they want as long as it isn't bothering anyone", while the majority "allegedly" still believes this (at least two of my friends tell me this, they're also fans of the show, hell one's even has a boyfriend which through me for a loop when I found out), but ever since 08 a few have progressively become more radical and "out there" and think they have a right to tell others what to do. Hence why you see people above saying he's such a joke I figure.

not that it matters to me, even if the one is gay i still hold the impression they're largely homophobic faggots who are worried about health care

>James T. Kirk teaches young boys how to grow up and consider themselves as a man
>Grown men have no right to consider themselves a man

Please! Will somebody think of the manchildren?!

>>1533739
He is a traitor.
Fuck commies!
Also if you like everything he's done, talking down to the supreme court, starting wars, increasing national debt to 17 Trillion, continuing "Fast and furious", appointing admitted communists to fiat cabinet positions[Van Jones], and many other things. You to are a traitor. Also Bush was bad to, you assholes confuse centrism with conservatism, we haven't had a conservative president in a long fucking time, Reagan doesn't even count since he started the whole Keynesian economics shit that is literally enslaving the people to debt.
Also don't confuse Keynesian economics with Kenyan the Nationality, like I know you will do on purpose not related.
If people from communist countries come to the US and tell you someone is a commie, maybe you should listen!

He's so obviously fishing for hate traffic.
Do not give him the pleasure.

>>1533737
I see none. Might need to take off those glasses of yours.

Just to let you all know, conservative bronies exist

>>1533874
>He is a traitor

Stopped reading right there. 3/10

Although I think you're trying to be funny so assuming you're not serious, thanks for the laugh. : D

>>1533901
>Trixie -Best Pony

Well, that makes a lot of sense

>>1533901
Fuck off faggot, stop ruining the country

>>1533739
>Vote Obama (If you're smart you're doing this anyway)
My nigga

>>1533901
0/10

>>1533901

>intj

You judgmental piece of shit.

>>1533901
>Trixie
How fitting considering all your kind are attention-whoring faggots
fuck off and die

>>1533923
Stop using BORROWED taxpayer money for everything you fuckers can imagine.
>Quick throw money at it!

Fuck, the comments are moderated. At least I tried.

>>1533901
>fundamentalist
>reactionary
>authoritarian
>militaristic
this is literally like a laundry list of insults i would use

>>1533933
Wow if Obama said this you'd be confused as fuck.

For anyone who's worried about getting trolled, here's your helpful guide to politics

1. Democrats and Liberals are the "good guys", technically there are no good guys in politics, but to cut to the chase of who you should be supporting, i'll say they are.
2. Republicans and Conservatives have neat ideas that largely don't work for running people in a country. It's an outdated form of government and belief and their main crime is being scared. that being said, they are still giant faggots who embarass themselves at every turn
3. Ron paul is a chill guy but never vote for him. Also Libertarians are generally retarded too

>>1533963

Where did you find that picture?

The anal devastation in this thread is delicious.

>>1533864
>conservatism has an attitude of "let people do what they want as long as it isn't bothering anyone"
Best quote I've heard all day!
No, that would be libertarian..

>>1533948
>what's that?
>social programs are not working?
>they must be underfunded, give them MORE

>>1534016
Conservative, libertarian, does it really matter? They're both stupid

>>1533993
are you me?

9/10

>>1534001
http://e621.net/post/show/209358

>show about tolerance and friendship
>arguing about politics

wtf man

he is actually saying the truth guys

>>1534052
>show about tolerance and friendship

10/10

What made it work was how i came in here ready to tell off some conservitards but wound up double taking at your comment instead.

mfw watching MLP is the most conservative, capitalistic thing you can do

>>1533737
>>1534008
Where do you aspies see it? I wanna laugh, too.

>>1533981
Don't forget the word conservative!
I can't believe that anyone would take pride in being against progress.

>>1534029
this meme that democrats are the "big spenders" and republicans are not is largely one you've inherited from advertising, the reality is that republican presidents and congresses have presided over some of the most expensive governments in the past decades

fiscal conservatives would never do such a thing but republicans aren't fiscally conservative, the word conservative is probably the most tortured and twisted word in contemporary politics

You guys get pretty vicious when your circlejerk chain is broken.

>>1533291

>liberal
>brain

Pick one.

>>1534047

Why thank you.

>>1534074
>morals about how to live a nice life even if some are fucking childish and dumb
>show backed by products people need to buy to keep it going

Now i feel dirty, thanks a lot asshole

>>1533901

INTJ here

your an authoritarian right wing

you cant be an INTJ re take the test

>>1534078
well if you were like, resource conservative. or conservative in foreign policy. in the literal and useful sense of the word, rather than the largely imaginary modern one

>>1534091
It's just the conservatards backed into a corner not knowing what to do, you never see liberals starting shit or telling people what to do

>>1534032
>not knowing the difference between the two
>2012
Your teenager is showing.

>>1534094
i'm what you would probably call a liberal (although in reality this is fairly nondescript) and it's statistically very likely i'm also the smartest person in the thread so

i know that makes me sound fucking weird but i am really just making a statement of fact here

>>1533908
How are his actions not traitorous, clamping down on oil and natural gas production here while simultaneously subsidizing foreign countries with US funds to do the same there...
Bringing the Muslim Brotherhood into our White House...
"Most transparent administration" ever...
Promises to end wars, starts new ones...
Just this past week his lawyers representing him in New Jersey had to admit the digital copy everyone has is a forgery....
>A recent ballot challenge hearing in New Jersey exposes a desperate strategy by Obama to distance himself from his forged certificate and induce the contrived value of his transient political popularity as the only “legitimate qualification” needed to hold the office of the presidency.
Yeah you guys on this fake right/left paradigm make me rage.

What conservatives really want to "conserve" is their personal wealth. That is the only real reason anyone in politics is a conservative.

>>1534032
Why would you call libertarian views stupid? (oh, in case of confusion, I'm talking about libertarian views, not necessarily the american party.)

>>1534082
I wasn't saying republicans don't spend as much as democrats. They both spend way too much. I was just laughing at liberals for a moment.

Also,
>mfw socialists watch MLP
Equestria is pretty damn far from a socialists paradise.

>>1534135
while the left/right paradigm is largely fake i doubt anyone sees your birth certificate/muslim brotherhood conspiracy theories as an appropriate third way

The majority of people you will meet in your life time that register either liberal or conservative are probably moderate and not as radical as what you come to think from what you absorb through the media.

Fuck it I'm not creative.

>>1534156

republicans spend more then democrats. Then blame it on ""socialism'

>>1534147
well in my opinion libertarian economic policy is founded on bad economics

also i think ron paul is a bit of a snake when it comes to social libertarianism, like punting abortion into states' rights

>>1534114
>Liberals don't tell people what to do
Are you speaking of the same Liberals whose media tells people to accept homosexuality or else they're a meanie-pie doodoo head?

>>1534082

>Fight an arms race with USSR
>The arms race eventually leads to Soviet Collapse
>Liberals whine that "Conservatives wasted money!" after the fact

>>1534198
not really

>>1534202
>implying people cant travel to another state

>>1533993
>...have neat ideas that largely don't work for running people in a country...
Worked for a long time, then we had social programs and central banks, credit ratings, unaccountable government waste.
Can we please just start another civil war?
Fuck this mindlessly repetitive discussion, the "progressives" won't listen to reason or historical precedent, while the "conservatives" don't want to be financially enslaved.

>>1534175
i'm not sure about that, i think most people are actually pretty radical wrt the US depicted in the media

for example i would literally like to see peter thiele up against the wall when the revolution comes

>>1534214
Id you're not okay with homosexuality then you're a homophobe and should be ridiculed as such

>>1534247
uh yes, i am implying that, it is a pretty common scenario

like do you think homeless people don't exist

>>1533550
Bullshit! Not every conservative republican is dumb. That's like saying every brony posts clopfics

Breaking into political discussion is like the internet version of physical entropy.

>>1534214

Well are you a meanie poo doo doo head?

Just how in the fuck did we get into a political conversation?

>>1534214
"you're judging my judgements" is a pretty tiresome and obvious semantic trick that most people should have seen for what it is by 18 or so

>>1534340

This guy was posted.

>>1534340
OPs fault

>>1534340
a. op
b. i started posting

>>1534340
It kinda started like that...

>>1534202
Implying he can undo Roe Vs Wade with a wave of his magic wand, 3 branches of government.
His primary intent is ending the federal reserve, 17 trillion dollars in debt and growing, fucking STOP THAT!
Not to mention the deflationary effect on the US$'s worth by printing trillions and shipping it all over the world.
Why don't you talk about how the petro dollar is arguably the only reason we've been invading people.
Saddam tried to trade Euros for oil, got bombed.
Qaddafi tried to create a gold backed currency for north Africa to trade their oil with other countries without getting rim jobbed by fiat money, he got bombed.
Afghanistan: well that is arguably just for heroin production to destabilize Russia and China, note the significantly increased production.

>>1534298
Well, I wasn't. Then some hipster faggot tried flirting with me. Let's just say it didn't turn out well for his nose.

I found him on some radio talk show, talking about the brony subject.

http://www.ftrradio.com/2012/04/snark-factor-205-with-breitbart-contributor-kurt-schlichter-and-my-l
il-bronies/

>>1534402

Why didn't you just thank him for his compliment and tell him you're not gay?

>>1534340

post is about raging conservative that mad men are not out killing muslim like a real man

people go lol conservative

conservative try to defend their points and say he not a true conservative

>>1534198
FALSE: InB4 you purposefully confuse debt and deficit.
They are both guilty.

Sweet jesus things got political up there fast.

My suggestion: tolerate and don't devote your attention to that troll article. I mean c'mon, this guy is tapping into this "decadent society" fallacy that has somehow gained steam as of late.

Recognize the core of his argument, and realize that it is bankrupt of historical fact.

>>1534488
Real conservative here, those are known as fakes.
The Muslims haven't invaded us, we invaded them. Many of you are quite right that conservatives doesn't know the difference between defense and offense.

https://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter
>My contempt for bronyism has now led to the second accusation of the day that I encourage youth suicide. I sure have influence. #caring

>>1534506

Jesus you say?

>deliberately chooses wrong pony pic
>trolls everyone of you faggots
>y'all get mad

I would have expected more of you, 4chan.

>>1534379
i know ron paul is primarily an economic candidate that's why i put my economic complaint first. nevertheless he's still active on this issue, for example
>In 2005, 2007, 2009, and 2011, Paul introduced the Sanctity of Life Act, which would have life defined as beginning at conception at the Federal level.
so you can' t really argue this is a nonissue. but i agree it is not the most important issue, economics is

i agree the current economic system is as broken as you say it is and i am more than willing to place much of the blame on the current organization of banking, but in my opinion ron paul's vision of a "fixed" economy (a relatively deregulated free market with a limited resource-backed currency) is equally broken and based largely on an objectivist vision of meritocracy rather than a real grasp of economics

>All the while, as these pathetic sissies giggle like school girls over magic unicorns that spray rainbows from their horns, real men – and women – who have put aside the temptation to retreat into a frivolous fantasy world are tromping through the wilds of Afghanistan. Such young adults, some younger (in years) than the “bronies,” are protecting all of us – including these pathetic weirdoes.

>It makes me want to wretch.

>>1534564

He's not internet savvy enough to be trolling silly. You're seriously overestimating his capabilities. Hell he probably doesn't even know what a troll is.

>>1534599
tl;dr just because a candidate says "the economy is broken" doesn't mean he knows how to fix it

>>1533046
The funny thing is that I said the same thing before I became a brony.

>>1534564
Do we looks mad, son?
This shit amusing as fuck,

>>1534561
yes.

and secondly, what kind of progress do you all intend to make with the labels "conservative" and "liberal." People seldom fall completely within the ideological confines of these labels. Those that have examined their beliefs anyway.

They are unproductive labels that will get you nowhere in any sort of political discussion. They are just identities maintained to the benefit of a political party. They are divisive, and engineered to be that way.

>>1534643
hipster lecture time

>>1534496
i'm glad you posted this timeline although i think it spans too much time, it's not really helpful to compare for example 1900-1920s democrats and republicans to the parties today

>>1534627

He's also dead and someone else is ghostwriting for him.

>>1534402
so you're boasting you committed a hate crime? or am i like supposed to go wow, he punched a gay dude and get a boner

>>1534662

You're just mad cause he's right.

>>1534681

I think he's kidding. I honestly don't think he's that stupid.

>>1534701

I'm makin a twitter now.

>>1534599
Then you promote financial slavery, we haven't always been Keynesian it used to be Austrian economics B4 the federal reserve act of 1913, passed by President Wilson A Democrat.
>my opinion
vs political science and established precedent, look up how Russia went supposedly bankrupt during the end of the cold war.
>...a relatively deregulated free market with a limited resource-backed currency...
As opposed to a regulated market with a unlimited unsecured debt backed currency?
>>1534617
>XD WTF?!
Fuck those war mongers, they can send themselves if they think killing Muslims is so important. I don't see China stressing about their neighbors so I won't.

>"DO THESE BRONY LOSERS REALIZE HOW MUCH TIME THEY'VE MADE ME WASTE (AND MONEY IT'S COST ME) DEALING WITH THEIR CREEPY PATHOLOGIES?"

>>1534701
WE TROLL FOOD NOW

Because if there's any institution that I think of representing good values for society and possessing a general aura of restrained dignity, it's Hollyweird.

He has a point guys. Most of us are as pathetic as he's saying.

>>1534763
We are all quite pathetic, but he is exaggerating nonetheless.

>"brony losers"
>conservative
>appeared on radio talk show

>>1534681
Actually I made that up off the top of my head to see what kind of bleeding heart reactions I'd get. Pretty much what I thought.

>>1534694
Yup.

It's like he wants every single one of us to pull the lever for Obama in November.

>implying there's an alternative other than maybe Gary Johnson

>>1534763
>He has a point guys. Most of us are as pathetic as he's saying.

Speak for yourself.

>>1534763
His point is that we should be fighting a BS war instead of chilling with ponies.
So hes insinuating a draft system.
>Oh my so many new tweets.

>>1534785
DO YOU THINK...?