what is this, i don't even

Nigga think he hard cuz he got a gold card?
Bitch my shit, so fly it'll make your Kaiser Reinhard
Man, my shit is custom, platinum, the works
White and black paintjob makes you look like a jerk

Put a beat down and I lay the smack down
Automated Ace Pilot comin' to yo town
Flimsy ass pilot can't touch my flow
I bob and weave stop and go
While I'm smokin' grass, other pilots just mow.

Pop up with the three-vernier motion
Bitches hit up the bridge to watch my commotion
I know why yo' nickname is quattro, son
you so rough you need four blades insteada one

Lieutenant?
Shit.
I just got promoted. My Gundaswag is fresh, but your tin can looks corroded.

My piloting skill is known throughout da world, while you in the bathroom jerkin' off to little girls
Speakin' of which, Lalah came to me last night, and told me bout your stanky breath and bad overbite.

I asked her how we measure up and I'm in first place
She laughed about your wiener as I came in her face.

Niggas call me Fraubow cuz I tie men up in knots
I see them get erections when I roll up in da spot
That Sayla bitch be hatin' on me, but I understand.
Her butt been hurtin' cuz she packs packs dicks like a minivan.

>>4836498
I love it

>This thread

Come on, /m/.

I need more of this shit

Hey,bitches.
Japs call me N. Brighto, makin' JUST AS PLANNED strategies more deadly than Lighto's.

Fuck bitches and money,cuz mah ship is all I need
Pop back the lounger on the battle bridge and then I smokes my ass some weed.

Bitch slaps? I didn't invent 'em, but you betch'yo seventh'll be swellin' bigger dan Eureka Seven

I perfected the right hook, make a spoiled-ass nigga cry like I stepped on his macbook
I melt bitches like ice cream, chocolate vanilla niggas? I'll snap 'em like inseams.

Try yo' best to start shit,bitch,and I'll end it. I came to collect, so you might as well spend it.

I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam

I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam

I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam
I am Gundam

Break it Down

WTF???!?!?

Mullet-ass lookin' niggas won't suffice
Camille is a man's name, I won't play nice.
Technologk-ly advanced, bitches try to rape my mind, I'll put 'em in a trance
Step into mah Zeta and I'll show you how to dance.

I won homo avis, try to front, I'll teach you to Newtype like Mavis

Morvable frame with the purple mind glow
Take you out and leave you on the street like a hobo
Purple-hair bitches had better take heed, I'll kisama yo tachi faster than you snort speed
Leave a bandaid on ya face like Nelly, step to me and I'll fuck ya with a nosecone through the belly

>>4836577
I lol'd so hard

>>4836561
No, I am Gundam.

I walk into tha party
It's a gundamfest
Tryna rap all retarded but
you cant beat the best
Vanguard Over Boost
Up in ya ho
Fillin with Juice
This is White Glint yo.

>>4836580
Ore wa gundamuu da, kisamu no tachi
I grill pretendas like dey ass was Hibachi

Beats so smooth you think it was butter, I play the white keys like I play witcha mother
People call me white devil, shiroi akuma I don't know hadou, but I'll laser blast ya.

Never mind the breaks, I can go with one arm, magnetic coating on my dick'll kep the bitches warm.

Hyaku try to play like he a gundam but he aint.
Fleshy durka human? Nigger, I can see yo' taint.
OG like Hiroshi or Musashi or Kai
You gonna need a Heero when you're FRYING IN DA SKY

>>4836600
Win

>>4836590
Aw, shit, it's on now.

Lay a beat on me, Astonage.
Yeah.
Uh.

Who needs to ova-boost when I gots fannels?
Your dick's so tiny you need pin to line your panels
Tryin' to break the Gunda-game, I'll put your lily-ass to shame.
RX cuz I'm the prescription fo' what ails you, I'll fill ya mouth with my own rhymes when your weak-ass word games fail you.
I'll bite a chunk out of your armored core and show how I do. I'm classic, you're spastic, go try out somethin' nu .

>Wake up
>See this thread

This is going to be a good day.

To reiterate, I got styles upon styles, so many Variations I can rap a bitch for miles

Funnels, bits or missile pods, you'll never know who I be
Till ya see the V-fin on my head like I's a classic Caddie

It's the name the look the legend, or if you speakin' mooninite, you'd say that I'm a Regend
I got AUs and CEs, and MSVs, but when I had a statue in Japan I asked ya, "Nigga, UC me?"

>>4836619

You wanna step to me?
It's on.

Everyone knows fannels are smalltime
EC-0307AB up ready and online
Just sit there shooting cumshots from ya head
Face some real skill it'll leave you dead

Multiple weapon mounts keep you guessin
Your shitty weaponry is less than
Zero on a scale from one to ten
You think youre pretty cool? Come and take me then.

char to the aznable
somkin some feddys.
bitches all whimps like fightin some teddys.
then a kid in gundam shows me his skills.
he smoked my woman, now the pain kills, for eternity.
a homeboy, called kamille was just like him, but the scirroco had to go mind-fuck 'im
then he was a mongoloid.
so decided to hit the earth with the asteroid, axis. where zeon once lived.
my father founded it then he got spived, by degwain, a pussy white ass.
blown up by his son, got smoked like grass.

>>4836638
AC to the core, you never see me stressin
Game sales through the roof, make you change yo inflection
Your variations got some nice shit, but nothing really great
Step to my friend Nine-Ball and you'll meet fate

We be rockin the real robot
Your super robot aint really that hot
Wit yo magic purple auras and mind fuck rape
Yo latest spinoffs getiin lotsa hate

awww shit here comes guntank he aint no gundam be he aint no skank rolling on treads whyll your trolling the threads you think you got game but the best stay the same

you may have multiple guns but it all has to do with your shit that runs I plow through the desert with my skill know your a fool that I will kill

and of course im slow but at least I flow when words come and hit you all I do is chew out and spit you

I'm am not sure of the intent of this medium, but I shall try my best:

I am Ayanami, I am too much to handle.
I shall pop you dick open as if it were a Roman Candle.
When I take to the microphone, my energy is headnodic. I make the groove so sweet, you'll think you were smoking mariju-um, chronic.

I have pale skin and red eyes. I have blue hair, and men like to rest their heads upon my thighs.
My sexual prowess is world-renowned, I shall run the red-haired bitch Soryu out of town.

*ahem*

My piloting skills are first rate, Commander Ikari thinks that I am very great. I handle the Lance of Longinus like a pencil. I sketch out other emcees like they were in a stencil.

lol oh you guys...

Yo Gundams, wat up, I got
something to say.
I'm an Armoured fuckin' Trooper and
I'm ready to play.
So Fuck yo' funnels and all your
Fancy bits.
All I need's a 30 mill. and
Other gritty shit
I'll take anything that you can
Throw at me.
I'm from the Melkian posse,
Not yo' shitty UC.
Hell, we even got God
And the Uberman
And people still say we're the 'realest'
Thing from Japan
Kamille, my bitch, you might think
That it's all gravy,
But compared to my bro Chirco,
You're a lady.
So keep yo' AUs, Zakus and your New-
type bitches.
I'm fighting with my man Merrowlink
In the Ditches.

>>4836638
Penny fo' ya thoughts, what happens when yo shields are down and you got zero shots?
You're limited like Too, I've already got you
You're a glint in my rear-view: I simply ignore you.

Yeah, geeks may adore you, but I got the status
I got ya 9-ball in the corner pocket, since you never had us.

You're tired like K-On, you're missin' the groove, now drop ya head in shame again an' get to steppin', n00b

>I got AUs and CEs, and MSVs, but when I had a statue in Japan I asked ya, "Nigga, UC me?"

awwwww sheit...

>>4836713

scirroco here, drop me a fine ass beat... yeah

they see me fightin the federation.
they call me a traitor, but for your information.

my fine bitches reccoa and sarah
with my old mobile suit the palas athena.
i got me a new suit, niggas called The O.
better than anything the A.E.U.G. can throw, at me.

now a bitch named kamille, tries to stop me.
i try my best to make him see, that he's wrong.

the earth needs to be taught a strong lesson.
for i saw on jupiter that my mind was a blessin

>>4836713

Scopedawg, don't be runnin in on my game
Punk ass gundam is mine, stop acting lame.
Ya heard about my giant chainsaw yall?
Turn this shit into Gears of War.

In Isaac City, all the bitches know my name
Don't even try to play this game
I'll strafe your 30 mil, take you up to the sun
Take a digit or two off of ya IQ before im done.

>>4836713
What's that again, tin-can on legs?
All your grit and grimdark got sand stuck in ya' treads?

Slow the beat down so this fool can keep up.
I'll just change up on his ass like Moon Power Makeup
Like them Rider niggas said, you bettah WAKE UP
I'm the realest nigga in here this side of a bullpup.

Cherry cola ain't shit, he's mo' Vanilla than a Coconut, just a faggot half-wit. Just you wait and see, get my hands on his ass and test his immortality.

You stand up to my waist bitch, not watcha do, I'll kick you in ya chest likethis was kung-fu.
Where'd you get them skates from? Outta the damn trash?l Last time I saw that shit, I was peepin' Code Gay-ass.

>>4836719

Shields? Shots? I got EN weapons.
But my Moonlight Blade is what really threatens
Your beam saber is scientifically impossible
To continue this farce is simply unconscionable.

>>4836771

Your rhymes are shit
Your beats are slow
Even Scopedog's got something, yo.

Last time I checked, you were MIA
Your HWS? I say nay.
I took Giga Base
An asteroid? Straight gay.

oh shit yall im like mecha porn they call me gundam unicorn with one fine shot you look like a medabot, roll battle like lil cattle go moo bitch get out the way this is bringing gundam back to uc's heyday

on snap you cant fap yo dick broke from when you choke im fast as lightning must be frightning cus of my skills I rack up neozeon kills

but wait thats not all just gimme a call your std has nothing on my NTD you stand so short when you look at me its just like back in school even elementry

take a photo like my cousin loto cus when I glow pink you just stink I glow red you gonna be dead and when im green you think im hi but bitch guess what you gonna die!!!

>>4836730
>>4836730

"About that deal Skiccy, I think I'll hafta pass"
That what Reccoa told ya on the phone while I stuck it in her ass.
I gots a harem like Love Hina, I'm a flawless work of art like I was Anna Karenina.
Wait bitch, I thought you were dead? I did that shit while all my bitches gave me Newtype head.
try to rise again, I'll burn ya. The affairs of the earth sphere don't even concern ya.

The O is just for show, man, and all those arms are tellin'.
you're compensatin' for a tiny dick dat bitches have ta find by smellin'

Aight, I'mma lay this down.

I got a blade, and some laser beam wings
Even my gatling's better than some of yo things
I'm fully customizable
Your loadout's generalizable

Gundamns, this is my jam
I'll slice dice you like Canadian ham
So you got a pyramid shield
I can still make you into a square meal

With the square deal and the new deal yo,
I revolutionalize government like a socialist bo
Change the fight so you cant keep up
When I say jump you better sure as hell jump.

Shit just got "real"

:D

>>4836758
You underestimate me,
It's not what you see,
But the hundreds of thousands
Of men in my Posse.
Gilgamesh is half the 'verse,
You can't fuck with that.
And our Bro's from Balarant
Are Super Phat.
The kill counts in our battles are minor
Cataclysms
That would make Titans take up
Total Pacifism.
Your words are ill thought,
your newtype's brain-dead.
Such ill concevied action
makes my PRL burn red.
So where mah Scopedogs at,
When we roll up to your place
Gonna cock my Arm-Punch and
Hit yo' pretty face.

>>4836783
Whack MCs try to end me, but when I step outside I cause a media frenzy

Your flow is constricted, your mind is evicted from reality,
it's killing me, this fantasy you wannabe is really me.

Think you got play? I know you see me on the news just about er'day.
You're a broke-ass, jank ass, scrap metal nigga, a piece of shit tool o weak to fool with the OG death bringa

I got you in my sights, lock-on, pull the trigga and out witcha lights

I bitches fo' a necklace
my model sales at retail are epidemically infectious
aww, now, your attempts to rhyme are precious, but i know you rub one out at night to gundamus erectus

>>4836855

Your scatological criticisms
Detract from the fact
That my existence causes schisms
While you're just whack

You're on the news cause you're in rehab like Britney
And yet you still try to hit me
Your sights are off sir, i'm already gone
You're about get your shit chopped like Lockon
I lagswitch and im up in your face
With my blade up your ass
Cause I'm the real ace.

>>4836891

Ayyy least we get paid
You work your ass off just to get made
We may be mercs but we're top of the class
We fight for a cause and still get some.

What is it with you and ammunition?
Your Rifle's EN pack is out what you gonna be dishin?
You're gats run out all you got is your saber
My moonlight blade and chainsaw cut you and save some for later

>>4836912
may be low grade but we get paid we serve earth or space for the human race you want to fly but your below the your sky

if we went to war youd be our whore cus we fly in our gundam ride, your such a fool look at you drool

now look to the east its burning red shining finger now your dead funnal in your ass you can not last as your hit with our beam spam, an army of many who fight for morals and not a penny but to go buy sells ring the bells because gundam already won. we got models, games and dvds to your purchases are so few, toys and cards are a few we got many to sell to you, oh yeah. one last thing you dont see a 1:1 scale of your gay ass ac

>>4836950

We don't need 1:1, cuz we uncultured
Hogire's beamspam puts you in a sepulchre
Our Arms Forts fuck you up the ass
And our modular models have customizable class

>this thread

>>4836984

Damn, your rhymes have no rhyme or reason
You said that to the feddies you'd be busted for treason
Take a lesson from the White G
If you want to rap with the best, know what you're doing, ya see?

>>4836984
arms for so slow cant stop the glow gundam wing x and freedom say beam spray, heavy arms and leopard spray the lead cant keep up youll be dead, master and burning youd be learning as we go you just slow. blitz and deathscythe a great combo their stealth is like a mombo as maxter racks up his machinegun punch combo fire from the breath of dragon gundam burns bright red with a flameing glare its no match we dont play fair, buster and strike take the mic beating you scum like the nazi third reich 00 and calamity start the insanity as our grunts come marching home. dont forget musha cus he wont just shoot cha hes got a blade and samurai way with his brother mark 2.

>>4837031
Ha, X-Sobrero Karasawa, nuff said.

>>4837056
Bitch you best be jokin.
Even in motion,
I don't need no target trucking to bust a cap in yours.

You think that you're fast? You think you're a blur?
Let me tell you something, I think your absurd.

Your movement is predictable, anyone can see that.

When you should be dashing forward you just QB Back.


So while I respect you as a bro, I must tell you the truth:

I'm the king of the skies, and you're in for some hurt.

Bitch, don't be frontin'
I can make a playa play!
Suzaku up in this bitch
Enterin' the fray

Knightmares fall like a fat bitch
who missed the couch, classic
Fuck with my empire, I'll make you go spastic
When you see that white glint, you'll know it's me
Bitch, don't be frontin'! This ain't AC!!

Yeah, Zero, your tactics improved
Defending Japan as your army moves
One wrong move, and I stick a sword through ya!
Don't let me down, bro, ALL HAIL BRITTANIA!

Oh fuck, someone archive this shit NAO!

I'm amazed we haven't seen a TROMBE OVERRIDE.

>>4837311
TROMBE! Confirmed for Kanye.

>>4837265
this

Holy shit I posted this thread yesterday hoping people would just trade one line insults then became sad when no one bumped it. You anons have made it epic though.

thread needs more autotune.

Time ta step aside y'all, cause Kabeetle's in da house!

Uh-huh Uh-huh
Y'all giants think you so fly with yo guns
Running around like a bunch of pussy old nuns
I don't need no saber, no chainsaw, no big fucking gun
A slap to my belt and its time to clock up

[CLOCK UP]

Your radars cant find me
Your scopes cant see me
Fuck, even Dylandies cant get a lockon on me!
I jump 50 fucking feet, trash open your cockpit
You'd be crashing in flames, before you realise
YOU GOT RIDER KICKED!

>>4837396
Vagina used Asteroid? Bitch i dealt with even worse
Shit was 10 times as large, and packed with baby worms!
But this nigga so fly, just a crank to my belt
[HYPER CLOCK UP]
It'll disappear in time, And i'll send it back to hell!

No challengers? Guess you all pussyed out
This Beetle right here just rocked the dam house!
So you better remember, like when my g-mama had a temper
"Trolling the path of mecha, ruling over you Amoebas."

PEACE.

>>4837385
>>4837396
>>4837412

3 consecutives?
Dam someones gonna have to step up to that!

>this thread

Never change /m/

Never change

>I'll kisama yo tachi faster than you snort speed
I am so fucking happy right now.
You have no idea.

Hey... ho...

My name is Kick Hoppuh and I'm super depressed
Take a look at my troubles you'll be fucking impressed...

Thought Kanzen Chouwa was Perfect Harmony
Was gonna be an honoree but niggas was eyein me... Then that faggot Tendou thought he was as hot as me.
Lost my job and my soul ain't have no where to go
now i'm eattin cheap ramen outta microwave bowl

I contributed to something...Yeeeeah

>>4836532
>yo' Destiny is limited, the A-Z is Infinite!

ahaha, awesome

I stand over you like a massive tower
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power
It strikes with a power so true
It's burning grip tells me to defeat you
Is it my power you wanna borrow?
Take this my LOVE, my ANGER, and all of my SORROW!

>>4834402
>thanks for the thread Quattro Fromaggi

All right all right, some of the rhymes in here are nice but lemme kick some shit for you BITCHES
*
Casval Rem Deikun, call me the Red Comet,
Droppin mobile suits so fast you wanna vomit
Cruisin the Lagrange in my Red Sazabi Custom
No feddies around cause, sucka I crushed em
Bitch, if you want you can call me Edward Mass
Suck my dick till its red, and come 3x faster in your Ass
Yeah I know it hurts, Putting Zabis in the dirt
Yo Garma? Blame it on the misfortune of your birth
Whats that I hear? Amuro Ray tyrna diss?
My Qum's in yo mouth when you give Chien a kiss
Bone Quess then say Bye Bye
Bitch my name aint Quattro Tai
I make Kycillia's head fly
Fuckin Feddies gotta die
Young girlies know what side to be on
I'm the greatest pilot of this eon
You know my daddy founded Zeon
Gonna make the Earth cold like Freon
Got a ho named Lalah,
Pimp her out for a dollah
Damn you know im a balla
Making teen girls hollah
Reccoa know how it go
Lalah's face makes an O
I make Nanai blow
Make Haman scream my name yellin
CHAR TIASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*drops the mike, walks out of thread

>>4839382

Damn, son.

>>4837983
Sick rhymes my boy, but lay it down for your master, yeah

Y'all Gundam Fighters ain't never seen shit,
Should've be training instead of playing wit yo bitch,
Master Asia's where it's at, stopping bullets with my hands,
Training my boy, he represent Neo Japan,
Shit it ain't enough for me, so I rolled with tha Devil Army,
Reverting humankind with DG Cell nanotechnology,
Undefeated of the East swinging around with some goons,
Trickin dumb niggaz with my Gundam Kowloon,
Faced up the Shining with flashy-ass Kung Fu fightan
Wrecked his shit bad with SEKIHA TENKYOUKENNNNNNN

damn you char not to far this is M'quve here to say I have a plan for im the man with the adzam, no shit its gone to hell the gundam struck me before they rung the bell, flee to space with enough resources that zeon can fight 10 more years it brings me tears, but whats this the white base, hide my vase its a collectable so delectable, a trap my man as I clap my hands the gundams here its time to cheer but as we meet face to face in my gyan it seems im the die'n race

>>4839382

THREAD.
FUCKING.
OVER.

Guys, make sure to format your raps so people can tell what you are trying to rhyme, otherwise it seems like spoken word

>>4839382
>>Got a ho named Lalah,
Pimp her out for a dollah
Damn you know im a balla
Making teen girls hollah
Reccoa know how it go
Lalah's face makes an O
I make Nanai blow
Make Haman scream my name yellin
CHAR TIASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4839834
Word, bro. Got too many of y'all rocking the mike and forgetting to roll. S'about time I brought the schoolin'.

Kaguya, drop the '45. And maybe later I'mma drop my .45 in my baby mama. *wink*

...Yeah, all the OGs in the house feelin' it...

...Yeah, they call me the Hook, 'cause I'm caught in your game
But you can't pull me out, you're addicted to the pain
I been rollin' in the Frontier, landin' bitches and bots
You think I'm no OG? Don't care, I'm still hot
Rackin' up the combos with my multiple guns
The ladies callin' this Dubba Zero Zero "Number 1"
I'm so damn supafly, it's a pain to control
So I branched off to /m/, made MYSELF the ho
Got more ONORE coming my way than Dickeido
All you haters gonna hate, but that's how Haken's gonna roll

>>4839855
What's the source for this wonderful jpeg?

>>4839901
Looks like Negima to me.

Bitches don't act like you got the the power
When you're fighting me I strike punks by the hour
Fuckin you up with my head mounted guns and my fuckwin axes
Go to bed turn away fuck with me your hopes I'll devour, we're fuckin dower so hide and cower, in your windmill tower, this battles ours

Tear your ass down and beat your ass dead
Don't you think about messing with the white and red.

>>4836619

Well said and lol'd hard.

This thread...

Archive NAO

Thank you Double AA Ray if you hadn't brought the fire this thread wouldnt be as legendary as it became

>>4839939

im loving this

>>4840579

Wimps, pussies, robo whores
I'm hittin the deck, now you hit the floors
Here I come, there you go
I'm here with my G stones now down lets throw

You wanna fight we'll go to the end, you got no friend, now over bend
We'll fight in the earth the sky, heaven and hell
Get ready get steady we're gonna pop some shells
The saint, the king, the Police are on our paylist
Go Giru Gan Go Gufo
Here's our atomic brofist

>Make Haman scream my name yellin
CHAR TIASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4836561

fucking lol'd

>>4836550

Don't. Fuck. With Bright.

>>4837412
Hot shit is all that you speak,
When i banged your grandma I heard all those things.
Walking to heaven and all that shit
If you say that crap again i'll send you there myself
Your Hyper clock up is just a mock up
Your shit of a bike can't rise off the ground

kaGAmi kaGAmi scream both of your sisters
When they are on four, my dick they enjoy
1 2 3 im charging in
Once i rider kick you will be sucking my dick
You fucking bitch, my brother you killed
The might of this G you are going to feel.

>>4839382

Holy fuck.

THIS THREAD IS AMAZING
>>4840857
YES

hey all nice to meet you my name is puru
I like to make paths before and after baths
in my own suit its such a hoot
Id protect judau ashta as if he was my masta
I may be loli but dont want no dolly
my sisters here but her pain brings tears so what we do with puru 2
fly like an ace in glemys face he crys for his mother while i hover
he just has to snitch and here comes that bitch
haman karn after my brother wont fight for no other just the same well play a game
Puru puru puru!!!

Archive requested on 4chanarchive.org. I'm the only one who has so far. Come on, people.

lol done plenty of gundam lets see if I can do somthing else... hmmm

the earths in danger but aint to stranger
the machine is wrong is megatron
I fought him for ages this war still rages
cant keep me down hasbro needs me around
I have the matrix I wrote the basics
now its time for optimus prime
transform roll out have no fuckin doubt
hes been my rival fought for survival
cybertron whered it go wrong now the battle continues on
sure im an alien not australian but all the same with my national fame
stand up out shout transform and roll out
remember kids dont tattle because knowings just have the battle

>>4840941
dont know how man or I would I made like 10 gundam ones XD not the best but been haveing fun

names star scream of decepticons team
I like to fly fast and high can not lie
megatron is a fool always treat me like a tool
just wait on day Ill get my way
his head will be mine cus im devine
but stll he same i get blamed
his just failed there be hell

>>4836550

MC Lite Bright just made my day.

This thread cannot die.

I SAY A BIT FELD THE BITTEN THE BITTEN TO THE BITTENFELD, AH YOU DON'T STOP THE BITTEN TO THE FELD FELD BITTEN, SAY UP JUMPED THE BITTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE BITTENY FELD

>>4841649
Yes.

Just... yes.

>>4841649

>>4840941
Easymodo exist for a reason

That being said, glorious.

>>4839382
>>Suck my dick till its red, and come 3x faster in your Ass
Oh god

The Paradigm shorties know this Roger S.
Negotiator, gentleman, impeccably dressed
All you player haters I can see you squirm
'Cause Angels flock to my crib, they gonna cum to terms

Retaliation? Don't bother, I got a bad-ass crew
Norman the butler just put three clips into
Your vitals, and just when you thought it was over
Dorothy caves your face in like a robot steamroller

Speaking of 'bots, I'm gonna lay out the truth
I got the biggest around, a black megadeus
Chromebuster locked on, my pistons are primed
You're pissin your panties when it's my "SHOWTIME"

So save this Memory: don't even step to me
I'll blast a Final Stage up your A-R-S-E
Just get the fuck out, but right before you go
Your girl cries out as I give her a Big O

4 archive requests sofar.

>>4842266
Why do people always insist on LOL ZOMG ARCHIVE PLX? Why is easymodo not enough?

>>4842279
Because people like fucking IMAGES WHEN THEY GO THROUGH A THREAD?

>>4842435
Yes, I agree, full-size images are extremely important for this thread.

Feel that beat?

Yeah.

Listen up punks, this ain't no Zaku boys
When I see your machines, I see children's toys
In the middle of a battle, I'll forget how to fight
Run my shit on instinct, it'll all turn out right
Y'all should know, how a pimp is made;
Get yo ass a whip, and a hot-ass blade
When I see that punk-bitch White Devil?
He should fear, my skills are top level.

I rack up feddy bods
With my pimpin heat rods
You say we need to fight?
I'll teach you bitches who's right
No place to hide,
No time to wait.
Step up in my shit?
I'll show y'all a warrior's fate.

Represent Zeon.
Respect.

This thread ALMOST makes me not HATE RAP. ALMOST.

You are now imagining each character, actually raping these rhymes in their original voices

manually[

>>4842666
Same here. It's hilarious enough to make me tolerate it.

>>4841649
You ever been to Bittenfeld's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
The Black Lancers are soggy, the boars are mush and the traps all taste like WOOD

I hereby request that this be referred to as SRW: OG.

Super Robot Wars: Original Gangsta.

this hand of mine is burning red its loud roar tells me to grasp victory to some day make history
erupting burning finger step off stage do not linger
my fist glow read as once said
it does not matter I fight and move through the latter
was taught my masta asia but just in case that didnt faze ya
theres one last message I will send....

bitch eat heat end!!!

lol g gundam :)

>>4843268
woops typeing to fast fist glow red

A polite bump.

Hey, wasn't there a Kyosuke one here?
Where'd it go?

>>4843472
Yeah, what happened?
Ryusei be hatin?

the red sentai better then pink hentai
I am the best and will not rest
when the earth calls evil fall
pink polish my sword combined her mega zord
she so fine like velvet wine
stretched that bow on that hoe
but when one red need a brother theres no other
we join forces cause devorces
in america you call us rangers and yet are strangers

ah shit its think theres danger wait til I become green ranger
evils sad because I was bad
now so good in the hood
was like I ripped her flower and lost my power
but then zordon calls while zed stalls
white tiger power up time to go nut up
think im dead now im red

>>4840616

Inorite

>>4839382

Word

I can never outbeat that as I am not good with rhymes unless it's poetry

Though, I will try my best to outdo that with a Sunred one......perhaps a Shirakawa one in fact

brb, writing

>>4842666
>>hating an entire genre of music

Why do you people exist?

>This thread still alive

Back up you go!
I won't let this die.

But, to keep it from being a pointless bump:
Why did the Kyosuke one get deleted?
Does that mean a mod got mad about it or something?

>This thread.

>>4843472
>>4843520
>>4846825
KAGUYA: All y'all wit' ya foties, quit wasting your booze
K-Na wouldn't let you get caught in his blues
Now I heard there was frontin' from SRX
But I think it's time we dropped a little Fact Check

HAKEN: Bitches oughta remember K-Na's impossible to ice
If he gotta withdraw, it's 'cause his game don't look nice
Rest assured, you'll see our Ky-bro-suke back in the hood
Once the Anon frontin' for him makes his English look good!

Y'all know who 'dis is?
It's your boys;
Heavy G,
Mash,
and O-tega.

Z-UNIT!

We ridin' in our DOMs
Bangin' all yo moms
Bazookas always ready
for when shit gets heavy
Crush the Federation
Rise the Zeon nation
Need I say more?
Feddie corpses hit the floor.


We speedy as fuck, more cash than a buck
You see us comin? Son, you're all outta luck
We brothers, soldiers, sworn in blood pact
Step up to my crew and get Jet Stream Attack'd!

We ballays, we playas, we goin on a spree
Then some White bitch comes and steps on me
He thinks he the shit, he thinks he's hot
When 'dis is over we'll see who's dead and who's not

We're gonna bring our best, conquer the rest
And smash some White Base, such a pest
And when Z-unit brings the feds to 'dey kness?
When all 'dem suckaz beggin us "Please?"
We get the glory, we get the babes
We makes it so everyone knows our names
So 'fore our rhymes makes you die like a Shrike,
Best do y'all a favour, and drop the mike.

Peace.

>>4846913
Respect, Haken, Kaguya.
Y'all know how it is.

Y'all know this is K-Na,
The one, the only, badass superstar
My Alt's a coming, here to your town
Big Bad Beowulf gonna blow yo house down
My rhyme last time must've been too great
My skills were too chill, I never took it back
So someone couldn't take my attack
Haters gonna hate

Whoever did that, took down my rap
Should've earned a big Claymore Pimpslap
But I'm bigger than that, as a matter of fact
Cause I know how a real slickster's gotta act

Be the he who's got the master plans
Runnin circles 'round the enemy's best mans
Don't bark for nothing and waste my time
Stick on my goals, and what's theirs is mine

I dunno if it was my boy Ryusei
Who got too hot from my rhymes
And had to act out that way
With such heinous crimes
But all is forgiven, we're still solid bros
Our teams are supreme
Something everyone knows.

Bump.
More OGs need to bring the heat.

> This thread

bamp

Hey, yo. Dis ya best friend, KaGAmi

Stand down, bitches, Lord of the Speed
Gonna make sum muthafuckas bleed
Cool blue like the sky view
Kick those aliens, man, shit ain't new
Pure badassery unleashed, an iron horse
Ridin' down the streets, my race course

Y'all worms reach for the sky
Cuz today y'all gonna die
Countdown, bitches, one, two, three
Rider Kick, can't stop this whup ass spree
Vulcan guns on mah shoulders
Shit piercing right through boulders
Twin slashers'll cut you right up
Fuck what you heard, I ain't Tendou's pup

Name's Gatack, God of Battle
New kid on the block, ain't gotta tattle
Make my name right here n' now
I'ma gonna fuck you up, so ciao

>>4837515

My name is Kageyama otherwise known as Punch Hopper, gonna get your ass like an armed robber, anything you conjure i'm gonna counter uh...

:sigh: ... I wish I had mad skill and crazy flow, aniki.

This thread has made my week. Not even my day. My week.
You guys rock.

This rap stuff is for posers and wannabes. Let me show you boys how to rock and roll.

I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you

Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
'Cause if good's on the left, ['cause if God's on the left]
Then I'm stickin' to the right
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells

Yeow
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hell's Bells

>>4847863
I can now only see Ryoma as Angus Young.
Why would you do that to me?!

This thread is still alive? AWESOME

bump

Does anyone imagine Weird Al doing these raps?

'Cause I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

bump.

THIS SHIT I WILL OVERRIDE
THE MYSTERY GOURMET IS IN THE HOUSE
ROLLING IN MY TROMBE! THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN

TROMBE!, my colors jet black,
My beats no one can override,
Your womans love me you can't deny,
With food in their stomach i keep em satisfied.

In the kitchen and piloting i got master skills,
All the cakes i bake are eaten by Ibis,
My ship the kurogane has a giant drill,
I yell UNIVAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUU! when i GESPENSTO KIIIIIIIIIIICK!

You are the last boss and you think you are hot?
Guess what? TROMBE! is playing in the background,
The grunts, the bosses, the allies, the npc's,
that is nothing, my beats are always overriding.

You niggas say you wanna ride with me?
The only one manly enough is the Colossal G.

OH SHIT looks like some of you suckers still got some life in you
We gonna get this party started though, all the colonists in the house
WHEN I SAY SEIG YOU SAY ZEON
SEIG
ZEON
SEIG
ZEON

Damn when I rap I string together all these vowels,
thats why Axis Zeon is gonna impact like your bowels
Gotta do what I do, its all for the spacenoids
So much gold I can buy a couple asteroids
That's just par for the course
Outrun a jeep on my horse
Using planet killing force
I don't feel no remorse
Feddies drunk on the juice
Think I'll stick to a truce
Sure I will, once the big zam is mass produced
Nothing to see here theres no fruedian excuse
(excuse me for sec, some teens i need to seduce)
You know I gotta do my duty
Damn Argama's got some cuties
YO HENKEN! (wassup?)
Emma's got a fine booty...
Check it Kycillia, gonna smoke you like some hookah
Suck on the only thing bigger than my dick, this bazooka
At my molestation trial, they called me the UC Pedobear
My testimony was stricken, thats what I call Char's Deleted Affair
Damn my shit is hot, like I ate a Jalapeno
Damn I'm a Basterd like I'm written by tarantino
Choppin robots to bits, chainsaw them like pacino
You know I kill em all, like my name was Yoshiyuki Yomino
I get all the the girlies, got groupies because of my rhymin
But all my loli waifus gotta have intact Jamitov hymens
Sorry boys but its true, Red Comet get all the ladies
thats just how Captain Char rolls, in the swingin 0080s
The way I rock your face, you'll get a neck spasm
I kill Zabis, Feddies, Titans and Earthnoids with enthusiasm
The way I make em ghosts, please call me the Phantasm
Sucka I'm rippin Gundams like my name was Encodergasm
Thats why I'm in the penthouse, all you babies in the lobby
Man this battle rapping is easy, like playing tag with Mineva Zabi

I'm out

>>4849354

Rock me Charmadeus

>>4849354

>>4849354
Good lord.

>>4849354
I CAME

>>4848560
where is the beat, hell, where is the rhyme

We cannot stop the beat, but we can make it funkier with our own hands.

I-to-the-k-to-the-aye are eee
when you say "cold mofo" you mean ME
Runnin' Project EVA
teachin Flav about Flava
if you're a redhaired bitch
I'll think twice 'fore I save ya
Making fools of the JGSDF
waste your bombs, bitches
I'll clean up what's left

Brought Shinji to my joint
first time in years
I'm all "Son, I'm disappoint"
left his ass in tears
He's a brat and a bitch
listen to him bawl
His fucken SDAT 26
should be "Uninstall"
I won't blame him, though
let him live with a 'ho
It'll do him some good
I got plenty to spare, yo

Angel, we'll drop your bitch ass quick
and MCs, bring your weak-ass shit
you're out of luck
your rhythms suck
killed by kids too young to fuck
and if my plans ever go south
I'll die with my head in a bitch's mouth.

>>4849354
Nigga, I done knocked yo' ass off a movin' stallion, runnin; game on yo' ass like da At-lanna Falcons.
Stab you da face when I was only sixteen, cut ya off the stage like you was gangrene.

They shoulda called you scar cuz you be plottin' like a pussy, I bet you killed mufassa, too, betrayed like charlie murphy

I stack that paper, like don fuckin' draper, sellin' haros by the barrel, makin' bank like colin ferrel

I fuck ya sista sayla in the novel once o' twice,
made her call me "CASVAL NIISAN", bitch di'int e'en think twice.

Your pedo-quest's a tragedy, and when they give the order, the po-po run your ass to jail unless you hit tha border

I swear ta god, nigga, next time I see yo' ass
that I'll dunk inna atmosphere like a NBA pass

>>4849815
Holy fuck that shit was tight

Best. Thread. Ever.

>THIS ENTIRE THREAD.

>>4849354

Jesus Christ this is good

>>4836491

beast.

>>4842868

What's this? Mockery? By a fake poet! I will not stand for this!

Eugen! Assume control of the turntable!

Tougher than none, answerable only to one
The Wild Boar has come to stun and deal out punishment!
Defenestrate and penetrate, there's no negotiating
Think yourself enough a man to step up to the plate?
From Vermillion on, the battles won throwing caution to the wind
Taking the Victory Goddess herself along on a friend-
Ly excursion to the realms of your inevitable defeat!
I'll stick to my dictionary and never retreat!
Sieg the Kaiser after me and open fire on the beat! Sieg!

"The wild boar, the wild-Bit-Bittenfeld!"
Taking hold of the glory you have never held!
"The wild boar, the wild-Bit-Bittenfeld!"
Republicans, aristocrats, they face me, end up getting killed!
Every soldier knows it's terrible to die in space, so wise up like a warrior and know your place,
'Cause if your facade is not replaced you'll be on my 'wreck' list,
Out of the picture 'fore the Gale Wolf eats his breakfast.

>>4851821

Oberstein and his cronies, they're trying to insult
Saying that my manly spirit is manly to a fault!
Well, I take no advice from one whose only companion
Is a dog - Odin knows what goes on in his mansion!
Now the Schwarz Lanzenreiter frauleins on the other hand-
I dare deem the most passionate of Empire and Neue Land!
I'm the Valkyrie Master, blaster of the disloyal
With a flow 'wrapped tighter than a Zephyr generator coil!
Though I long to stand again on firey feminine soil I know that it is for the good of the Reich I must toil!

"The wild boar, the wild-Bit-Bittenfeld!"
Taking hold of the women you have never held!
"The wild boar, the wild-Bit-Bittenfeld!"
Once you're Bitten, you can't help but twice getting Feld!
Every soldier knows it's terrible to die in space, so wise up like a warrior and know your place,
'Cause if your facade is not replaced you'll be on my 'wreck' list,
Out of the picture 'fore the Gale Wolf eats his breakfast.

So watch your step when you're cruising the galaxy
And watch your mouth around His Imperial Majesty
For he is ten times greater than I, I will concede
But you fools with your ideals of "democracy" and greed
Who take aim at Mein Kaiser and think you can impede
His will, we'll cast you out just like swill!
Now I got a battle obligation to fufill, gotta send the Alliance a fat medical bill.
So respect and I'll bear no ill will. Pack up shop, Eugen. Black Lancers out.

>Sorry boys but its true, Red Comet get all the ladies
>thats just how Captain Char rolls, in the swingin 0080s

Nigga damn...

This thread.

>>4851821
>>4851829

YES! MORE!!!!!

Step to this shit,
it's Tsukasa Kedoya.
Ya boi.
Just passing through,
I'm a muthafuckin' destroyah of worlds, bitch, so what the fuck are you?
Got da chronic dat makes yer eyes glow while your bitch moans "D-D-D-DECADE".
I'm just that fuckin' fly.
Why not have a taste of this Final Form Ride?
I'm a multi-purpose Rider; a jack of all trades.
Snap the camera in your face and leave you cryin' in pain.

>>4851829
>>4851821
I don't think the thread can take anymore awesome...

(HAKEN'S NOTE: Curse my RL obligations, I was gonna drop this before >>4852613 did.)

8 Mile no sekai...all you niggas thought this was gonna be my last stop...

...Y'all thought wrong.

I look at all my peeps, and see the pain I had to go through, just to play the game
Just like they're in my five, the memories of my homies...connect to my new legend
The po-po ain't got nothing on what I've been through
In order to make it to the top of the gangsta world

ON THE ROAD, can't spend every minute looking back
Otherwise the future gonna smash you up against its grille
Somewhere in the chaos, there is the ultimate truth WE ARE ALL GANGSTERS
Don't you know, this is where our roads forever cross
What you say will leave you on the one-way path to love or hate
I want to see the world become a better place, even with my own two hands
Witness it! JOURNEY THROUGH THE WESTSIDE

>>4852960
>ALTERNATIVE CAPTION: I step away from the mic to HENSHIN

...

>>4852960
Yours was better than mine anyways.

bump.

This great thread can't die.
Come on, bring the heat, /m/!

>Come on, bring the heat, /m/!

CALLING MC EASY NAC TO THE BRIDGE
CALLING MC EASY NAC TO THE BRIDGE

>>4854020

>>4854023

CALLING MC EASY NAC TO THE BRIDGE.

>>4854027

>>4854032

>>4854035
...

>>4854040

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

>>4854044

>>4854050

This thread has now officially transcended awesome.

>>4851829
>>4851821
>>4849354

Simply Majestic.

bump now bump forever

Who keeps posting those ugly women? /b/'s thatta way, sucka....

>>4854984
It's a new spambot. Just ignore it.

I'm so proud of y'all

>Thread 4834402 has already been archived.


>It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.


yes!

bump.

This thread deserves to live a little longer

Shit just got real

Skull One here ready to launch
My Valkyrie packs one hell of a punch
Just watch Jet Jockey in action
When I show these rebels a UN Sanction
When I fly the music sounds like Starship Troopers
And my enemies are just aliens, a big ass blooper
My first woman died in the war
I don't care she was just a whore

The moment I got to the Macross
The Zentradi better count that as a loss
My brother Hikaru is just a rookie
As a fighter pilot and in getting the nookie
I can't help it the women love me
Claudia just shut the fuck up and get on your knees
Misa stop actin like an old hag
My little brother ain't a fag
I love alcohol the booze the women
But I kick ass twenty-four seven
But when it comes to pineapple salad
I'll be strumming my last guitar ballad

This Thread

tick tock /m and you dont stop

>This thread.

>>4856979

Amazing, amazing.

Best thread on /m/ in fucking AGES

>>4851821

Beast

bump! bring the fire /m!

Lets see if I got the flow still

F-to-the-o-to-the-c-to-the-kay E are
My woman gives me sugar at the bar
I'm the man, the best, the hero
I shoot down rebels with my VF-Zero
Before I was an ace
I was in competitions getting first place
I love the flyin', the booze, the women
My shit is just plain pimpin'

I'm trainin' my bro Hikaru to be a man
He wants that girl Minmay, but to her he's just a fan
Misa too? God damn Hikaru
You're a fuckin animal, right out of the zoo
You learned from the best
That was the last test

Lynn Kaifun you ain't nothing but a chump
You're like a white man in b-ball, you just can't jump
You'd be a fool if you mess with me
I hum like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I can fly drunk and still win
When you're drunk, your head just spins
You love kissing your cousin?
This ain't Sailor Moon, you're just straight buggin'

Somebody better take a mother fucking screenshot

/mu/?
still in /m/?

Fuck it anyway, RELEASE THE SCREENCAP GODS.

SOMEBODY TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING SCREENSHOT

*beat track starts*

Um...uh...well, you see...uh...war is...er...war is bad and killing is bad and...uh...thank you very much.

*walks away*

This is Captain P. of the Enterprise-D
Askin what the fuck is thee
not doing on the front page?

(Awkward Silence. No one actually expected Patrick Stewart to bust a rhyme)

...

SPACE.
THE FINAL FRONTIER
FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT HEAR
THAT IS NOT ENDLESS FRONTIER

(5 second pause. Mr. Stewart seems to not be best working on-the-fly)

WE'RE SAILING ON A COURSE, MAKING PATHS OF OUR OWN

(10 second pause)

SAILING THROUGH THE STARS, LOOKING FOR LIFE TO PWN.

...

Fuck, I'm not cut out for this, Set course for Wolf 359.

ENGAGE.

>>4860075
>Implying Picard is not awesome at ad-lib.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rFNbSKpEE

>>4860055
Take a break, man, I'll field this one.

Don't shed a tear for Admiral Yang,
He's got tea to drink and crazy plans to bang
Out - but all that work's left his flow in the shitter
So he called us on down here, the Rappenritter
Now we rap 'cause we're brave and we rap 'cause we're tough
And we care about democracy and all that other stuff
But mainly 'cause without our Yang we'd all be a wreck
And don't nobody tell you that he's useless below the neck
If you think that I'm more rugged, well I'll let that slide
But I ain't never seen Mrs. Greenhill leave his room unsatisfied
So count on the seeds of your destruction being sown
If you diss, we're comin' from straight outta Iserlohn.

>>4860055
FUCK YEAH YANG WEN-LI

>>4860101
>>Rappenritter

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>4860101

You've got lyrical flow but you've let yourself go. I can see you're overcompensating, for fighting skills there's something you ain't allocating:

Space, and even with a knife you're the weakest MC in it. You looking for boyfriends on the battlefield or something?

>>4860138
REUENTHAL YOU ARE A NINNY

A NINNY NINNY NINNY

Fuck if I weren't sick, I'd throw some out. Goddammit contagion.

OK I'll take a break from Char and do one for Reinhard,

Put this on in the background and prepared to get served
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GUNkDfb4A

Just waking up in the mornin gotta thank Odin
I don't know but today seems kinda forebodin
No attacks from Trung yu Chang, no Yang
And I ate my breakfast with no news from Heydrich Lang
I fed Oberstien's dog some, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from this Mariendorf I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a flagship
My white Brunhild, take me on a space trip
Had to stop at Iserlohn,
Make sure no busters mess with my throne
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Hilda and I can blush all night
Called up the admirals and I'm askin Farenhiet
Which palace, are y'all getting in barfights?
Nukes made that planet like Chernobyl
Now I don't even get no static from a noble
Cause just yesterday Braunschweig tried to blast me
Seig saw it comin and it blew right past me
Thats war, I wont even let Phezzan stop me anymore
as I ran the galactic corridor
Plus nobody I know got killed by the FPA
Today was a good day

I'm irate at being late as I see you all shiver, call me uncouth but I've truth to deliver:

"Fake poet"? Why no, I have plenty to show for it. It takes practice to develop a flow, it requires many hard years of taut determination, a quest that's greatly aided by a cultural education. I'd love to join in in with your "warrior" masturbation - Huffing and puffing, standing 'round toughing, but there's art to collect and logistics to dissect and a moustache that could stand for a very good fluffing.

That's right, while you're standing 'round acting like a loser I'll be freeing women's minds like I was Herbert Marcuse. They love the 'stache and my golden style, so much I may have to drop out of the rap for a while. I don't know why you're acting so vile, Fritz - we served the same Kaiser the last time I checked the chorelist. Don't equate me with Oberstein, that jackal don't know how to rhyme. I think that you should take a break as it's clear you're working overtime. Why don't you chill and read a book in the sun, else you be bored and fronting when the battle gets done.

[record scratch] *E-Meck! Hear she cryin' for the ice water-r-r-r!*

You want fire, I’ll bring the thunder
Knock you out with my one hit wonder
First name chibodee, last name crocket
Step to the mic and Ima rock it
Activatin mobile trace
Gonna rule all of space
Undefeated in a hundred bouts
win that title without a doubt
Born and raised in NYC
Step off clowns you can’t handle me
I take it to the max
Drop you to the mat
Gonna Fly now
Its my time now
grasp my dream with this one punch
On the sidelines I got the whole bunch
Yeah im the queen, you think it’s funny?
I got four fine women Shirley, Janet, Cath, and bunny
Keep em comin back for more cause Im gigantic like my magnum
If you want to start some shit just know I won’t have none
I take down more fools than Zeon got gattle
You think you know me but that’s only half the battle
Representing the west like a real american hero
DG cells won’t control me cause I know no Fear yo
Try as you might you cant keep me down
Article three lets me stick around
I keep on shinin
As long as im grindin
Star on my chest, Pride in my heart
I bob and I weave, as I pick you apart
Cyclone, burning, and bursting Machinegun
Just land one and you’re done son
Cause heart Ive got it in spades
Once Im Gundam of Gundam Ill have it made
As long as I reign supreme
No one can stop my American dream

>>4860205
>Don't equate me with Oberstein, that jackal don't know how to rhyme.

Rap, rap, rappedy rap. Rap rap rappedy rap rappedy rap.

>>4860075

I’m the captain of the Enterprise
And I’ll make you wish for your demise
You won’t even have time to drop a line
When I’m coming at you like warp nine
You won’t have the chance to fall back on your team
When I hit you with my inverse tachyon beam
I’ll hunt you down while you’re on the run
I got no need to set phasers on stun
My photon torpedoes are locked and loaded
Set to make your brain go all asploded
And if this here rhyme has filled you with rage
All I have to say is “Make it so. Engage!”

This needs to be bumped.