fjrst

second

oh god here we go

hah so i missed a few stops, but played catch up, how was /sp/?

I fell asleep at /r9k/ - did I miss anything important?

Just a /x/phile walking the dog here

boss, I have to take a wicked piss

you can certainly handle yourself I'm sure

Books are for nerds

Sure has been a while since I've been here.

Is it still the same e-book vs. normal books as it was last time I was here?

/v/ here

what does /lit/ think of this book?

we hate it

>Our next stop: /sp/!

Wow OP, you're fucking retarded.

Don't mind me, just posting MSPaint art from a superior multiboard adventure I posted months ago

>lit

Hey /lit/! /mu/ here!

DO YOU LOOAAAAVVEEE JEEEESUUUS KRAAAAAAAAAIIISSSST?

Jeff Mangum is deeper than any supposed literary genius in the past 200 years.

/int/olerant here. Why does 4chan even have a /lit/ board? Its not like most Americans can read anyway.

/sp/ here, I don't really read so I'll just stay inside

>my face when I found out Harry Potter is a book

fa/tv/irgin here.

Films>Books.

Fuck. Another stop? I was getting a handjob from the chick next to me while everyone was sleeping

Hello, /lit/, tell me your thoughts on Jane Austen. I will evaluate you based on your replies.

>Our next stop: /sp/!

>He forgot to update the board

GET THE FUCK OUT WE'RE TRYING TO READ HERE

I REPORTED YOUR STUPID THREAD

SAGED SO MORE IMPORTANT TALKS OF LITERATURE CAN BE DISCUSSED

>>970662
there was a 600000 get on /tr/

>>970669

WGNPRWOB;NTIJB'[9UJ35P0HGIJ

I don't see the lits.

So then, /lit/. Let's find some common ground.
Got any good audiobooks?

king reporting in. this bus has a throne doesn't it?

So I have to go to /sp/ in ~15 minutes if I want to ride the bus?
Why would I want to go there?

Hey /lit/

Crime and Punishment is my favourite book. Do you approve?

Wow, we've certainly grown in number.
HI /lit/!
I've really enjoyed Joe Abercrombies the blade itself and sequels as well as A game of thrones!

/lit/!!! I love you guys!!!!
I need to start coming back here.
Nice change after /sp/.

So tell me why I should be here

>>970681

Awh but we like it here :(

>>970674
/lit/'s actually a very nice place. I'm an /a/non who stops by here frequently and always find it accommodating to good conversation.

Hi /lit/!! :3


I am currently reading the Space Odyssey series. I'm at the 3rd book. What do you think about it?


Also, my favourite book is Eugene Onegin.

Oh hai /lit/.
I like the Discworld and Hitchhiker books.
Can I stay?

>>970690
We just came from /sp/. Our bus driver doesn't think so good any more. Not since the /s/ incident.

Oh hi all.. I got on the bus in /sp/, but honestly I've already seen most of the good boards at one time or another.

Please to be enjoying this masterful work, /lit/

So /lit/, what's the general consensus on Twilight around here?

Where all the /lit/'s at?

>>970681
It's happening again.

he didn't change the board because our bus driver is drunk

Who can guess who this is?

>>970682

>>970691
We like Dostoyevsky more than Tolstoy, but I think we like Nabokov better than either of them anyway.

Still, your favorite book at least gets you "bro tier" status, or something.

Oh hey /lit/! i remember when you guys were born! around the time the /adv/entures came about!. OH OP CAN WE GO THERE!?!?!?

Let's go to /new/ next. They're all racist and lolbertarian

>my face when I can type "my face" again

hey guys, im not gonna hop on the bus, but ile drink a beer with you if you stay here in lit with us for a moment.
or perhaps i should uncork a bottle of wine and bust out my sherlock holmes style pipe. hrm! how does that sound?

>>970662

>>>/vp/600000

Hey /lit/ recommend some good sports books for a /sp/artan!

btw bus bros if the bus ever crashes the backup is in /ck/ It should be on the first few pages at least. Just saying to be safe, we don't know how the natives of this land will treat us...

>>970690
We were just in /sp/, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

He's probably really drunk.

Reporting in!

man /lit/ gets boring quick
but since we're here your thoughts on naked lunch

>>970702
I'm reading this at the moment.

so lit what do you think about Mika Waltari's the Egyptian, it's one of the first books I read and I loved it.

Greetings from /x/.

Boy, I'm sure glad the end is nigh. I'm getting rather tired. /x/ was a long time ago.

My favorite poets Oscar Wilde, George Gordon, Frank O'Hara, and Percy Shelley. Does /lit/ think I'm cool?

Hey look, it's the only talented member of radiohead

What is /lit/'s opinion on the Welcome to the NHK novel?
I've never had a chance to ask before, so now seems as good a time as any.

/mu/tant here. Bow to your lord and savior Panda Bear.

>>970697

animooted

>>970706
I WARNED YOU ABOUT BOARDS BRO

God damn /lit/ sucks
You're all fucking nerds
/sp/ here

>>970727
/mu/ was longer ago. But I want to see how it ends. I mean, it's going to come down to /b/ versus every other board on 4chan.

Jeff Mangum again

>>970681
you mad

>>970701
so what happened at /s/?

>>970699
>Eugene Onegin
I came.
You can stay. Please stay.

>>970727

I'm getting really tired too, but I want to see this bus hit /b/ and witness the shitstorm. It's been ages since I've been on /b/.

>>970711
Nabokov? Sounds like that ice hockey goalie.

I'll give it a shot, thanks!

>>970719
Bus Driver has clearly been drunk for some time now. It's cool, brah.

>>970741
they did not welcome us at all

almost instant 404

>>970741
Bad, bad things.

DAMN /LIT/ FUCKING SUCKS

Ben Gibbard

>>970681
REMEMBER IF WE ARE SEPARATED OUR MEETING SPOT IS /ck/!

>>970669
>>970680

He's fucking wasted. Someone rack up a few lines for him

DOHOHOHOH HELL NO YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GETTING RID OF ME THIS EASILY

YOU THINK YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FAGGOTS CAN JUST BARGE INTO /SP/ AND LEAVE THAT FUCKING SHITSTAIN OF A THREAD THERE.

FUCK NO THAT SHIT DOESNT' FLY WITH ME. DELETE IT NOW OR I'LL START TO GET ANGRY.

ANYWAY HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SHITTTING ME WITH TTHE GODDAMN BUSS THING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT, HONESTLY. OOOOOH LOOK AT US WE GOT A BUS. I'LL GIVE, MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR IS ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME, BUT FUCK. PAUL MCCARTNEY DIDNT' INVENT THE BUS FOR THIS KIND OF FAGGOTRY. I HOPE THESE FUCKING BOOKFAGS TEAR YOU A NEW ONE.

HEY BOOKFAGS - YES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS - YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEM, DON'T READ ME WRONG. WOOOOOH DUUUR LOOK AT THIS THREAD ABOUT HARRY POTTER HUUUUUURR DID SNAPE BE A BAD GUY OR NO I LIKE HIM HOLY FUCK GROW UP ALREADY. READ A REAL FUCKING BOOK LIKE 1984 OR THE DA VINCI CODE

AND DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LET THESE FUCKERS TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT AN AEROPLANE.. YOU'LL FUCKING BE HERE ALL DAY HEARING ABOUT HOW IT'S THE "REAL GOOD FUCKING SHIT" OR SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT. THAT'S /MU/S WAY OF SAYING "WE'RE TROLLING AND RETARDED"

NOW I MUST BE GOING BACK TO /SP/. DON'T LET ME CATCH ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS IN THERE EVER AGAIN OR I WILL PERSONALLY INVENT A MACHINE TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE OVER THE INTERNET. I'M ALL FOR 4CHAN BROTHERHOOD AND LEGION AND PEACE AND SHIT, BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE, IT'S FUCKING MUTARDS AND THEIR GODDAMN HIPSTER HUUUR I HAVEN'T HEAD THIS BAND YET THEY MUST BE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES PHILOSIPHY. GUESS WHAT FUCKERS.

THE BEATLES ARE THE BEST GODDAMN BAND OF ALL TIME. JUST FUCKING ACCEPT IT. THERE. BOARD OVER. EVERYONE GO HOME.

>>970741
Thread deleted in about 3 minutes.

>>970741

Thread got deleted, and Bus Driver was away for a couple of minutes. Everyone fled back to /ck/ (our previous stop) and thought Bus Driver was banned.
Luckily, nothing stops the /mu/ bus.

>/sp/ics
>not /sp/artans

the fuck?

Man, we're not going to /d/, then? Shit would have been hilarious.

>>970752
It'll be easy to find each other cause no one is there!

lol at /sp/ hating on /lit/

never read a book in your life, huh?

>>970752
ALSO REMEMBER THE BUDDY SYSTEM AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAS A BUDDY

HOLY FUCK WHERE'S MY BUDDY

I HAVE NO BUDDY HOLY SHIT

>shaw

Hey /lit/, I have to get back on the bus in a few minutes, but I'll be back later to do one of these threads (see pic).

Oh jeff, you card!

>>970752
The /mu/ thread is still there as well.

>>970754
lol u mad

Just to inform you bus tourists /lit/ is a slow board, we even had a goddamn combo here and I doubt he had to use a proxy to get it
Don't litter and don't talk about Atlas Shrugged and you'll be tolerated here

Alright guys, are we in this for the long haul? Are we going to go to EVERY board on the site before descending on /b/?

Shit might get real.

>>970754
Great. Wall-of-caps is going to be following us around now. I knew we never should have gone to /sp/.

>>970754
raging batshit native has returned!

I'll stock the souvenir shop with a collection of his posts

>>970754
Well he likes The Beatles, but he still scares me.
Make him go away. ;_;

>>970758

You should've treated us nicer if you wanted your cool, manly nickname.

Too little, too late now.

>>970765
i dont get it.

>>970754
oh shit he must have clung on to the outside of the bus! EVASIVE MANOEUVRES BUS DRIVER SAN SHAKE HIM OFF

10/10

>>970743
we're heading to /b/? this should be good

>>970754
I think it's trying to communicate with us.

>>970752
/tr/ thread hasn't been touched since we left. It was like a hurricane: chaos, then dead silence.

>>970770
This shit'll take days, but I feel like it's a noble pursuit.

That just means we get to have SLEEPOVERS

>>970763
DUDE BE MY BUDDY BRO

>>970770
DO IT.
If you're tired, you can always pass it on to another tripfag.

>>970754
Lay off the roids, bro.

>>970778
I've got him in my sights!

>>970776

>>970754

>>970754

/a/ laughs at your retardation.

>>970770
There are about 50 boards; at 15 minutes each thats over 12 hours. So I vote NO... unless you want to do 5-minute stops on each of the 30 or so shit boards that nobody goes to.

>>970762

>implying manga and anime are intellectually equivalent to literature

>>970754

TL;DR

This is the most fun I've had on this site in a long time.

>>970787
>>970785

Well, it's decided then. WE SHALL RIDE THROUGH EVERY BOARD. This is history in the making folks. Nevar forget.

Someone keep track of the boards we visit, make a like an image checklist or some shit. I'd do it, but I'm too busy driving/drinking.

>>970757
oh. well glad it all turned out okay

>>970793
>/a/
>calling anyone other than itself retarded

>>970754
hey wait, i wanna hear about the aeroplane before you guys leave

>>970770
Try to hit every worksafe board at least.

>>970794
Agreed. A couple more major boards, and then I say it's time to face the /mu/sic... on /b/.

>>970794
We've already skipped through a few, like /an/, we weren't there long

So whère are our next stop?


// /x/phile

>>970798
yes sir!

>>970798
Roger that, boss. Hopefully no one beats me to making an image.

>>970754
>HEY BOOKFAGS - YES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS - YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEM, DON'T READ ME WRONG
>/lit/
>DON'T READ ME WRONG


I laughed. Good show, sir.

>>970742

Will do, whenever I have more time to read. :/

You'll know me by the name of Roger Gilmour. I always frequent /mu/.

/ck/ here!
have some pie /lit/!

Atlas Shrugged is my favorite book!

>>970804
>implying anything on 4chan is worksafe

>>970798

Holy fucking shit. I'm not sure if I can handle this. It's night time here. Although you'll probably still be going by the time I wake up...

It's almost time to leave; what board are we actually going to?
I'll come along for the ride.

WE ARE GOING TO SPEND 5-10 MINUTES IN EACH BOARD

WE ARE FUCKING DOING THIS

4CHAN HISTORY

Here /lit/ have a pizza.

>>970762
If you knew anything about sports, you'd know that the truly great matches and games tell stories for the ages

So yes, sports and literature have much in common

>>970817
Same deal here. Why are most of us /mu/tants European?

>>970813
You dumb faggot, I already posted atlas shrugged.

>>970820

YOU KNOW WHAT

FUCK IT

YOU'RE RIGHT

THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

So final thoughts on Lit?

>>970820
I SHALL JOIN YOU ON THIS EPIC JOURNEY

>>970820
I'm not going to the gay ones. They're gay

lol at all these people being so easily trolled by one guy from /sp/

WE TROLL CHAMPIONS NOW

So /lit/ looks like a pretty cool board. You are okay, dudes.

>>970827
THIS PLACE SUCKS LET'S GO

so... next stop is....

/lit/ here guys, thanks for stopping by. i condone this sort of behavior altho i do not indulge. it was fun!

>>970820
so you are willing to say we will actually go to /y/ /d/ /e/ /h/ and /u/

What the christ.

>>970818
Don't worry, Bus Driver will provide the means, he always does!

>>970794

>30 or so shit boards that nobody goes to

Like /lit/
Oh wait...nvm

>>970821
That's not a pizza at all.

>>970827
its pretty good, wish we could stay longer but bye

Here's a list of ambient links from us /mu/tants

http://pastebin.com/0XBYYCds

Ambient = best reading music.

>>970837
dont forget /z/ and /fk/

>>970830
But the bus has already been through /a/.

Yeah, we should probably shorten our stays.
I think 10 minutes is fine.

Jumping aboard!

>>>/c/1517681

HERE WE GO FOLKS

Close the door!

OKAY I'M ON

LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

WTF IS TAKING SO LONG, BUS DRIVER?

WHAT ASSHOLE ARE WE WAITING ON?

WE'RE ONE MINUTE OVERSCHEDULE!

>>970849
Error: Thread specified does not exist.

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOO

>>970849
Shortest stay...ever?

>>970849
I'm removing my tripcode for this.

>>970849
Looks like you crashed again.

>>970849
OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO?

WHAT DO WE DO?

OH SHIT< BUS CRASHED

>>970854
IT'S /s/ ALL OVER AGAIN

>>970827
I like /lit/, but I already came here before, so I knew that. Not exactly an exciting stop for me.

/a/ loves ya, buddy.

>>970849
>thread doesn't exist

>>970849

>Error: Thread specified does not exist.

:/

>>970763
ill be your buddy

>>970849
Shit. The buss exploded.

>>970859
CALM DOWN SIR EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE

BREATHE WITH THIS PAPER BAG

looks like we're stuck here

So we're stranded here?

>>970849
>>970849
>>970849

What happens when you drink and drive

IT'S PANIC O'CLOCK ON THE BUS

FFFFFFFFF-

second crash on /mu/s world tour

CRASH!!!!!!!

Regroup at /ck/?

anyone from /o/ here?

I don't know shit about fixing buses

>>970869
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FUCKING SHIT BRO IM FUCKING CLAUSTROPHOBIC

OH GOD

I WASN'T EXPECTING ANOTHER CRASH

OH GOD

DEBRIS AND RUBBLE EVERYWHERE

FUCK

WE'RE STUCK IN A SLOW-ASS BUMBLEFUCK TOWN FULL OF NERDS

THIS IS THE WORST TRIP EVER

>>970825

omy god I am so sorry! ;_;

>>970866
no, be my buddy

>>970849
Guys, check the front page of /c/.

Is it just me, or is some weird shit going on there right now? I'm seeing our thread, but it's not... loading properly.

OH SHIT WE CRASHED IN /c/

EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT I GOT THIS

Stay with us. Stay and read forever...

>>970878
SHIT I AIN'T NO DOCTOR MAN

COUNT TO 10 OR SOME SHIT

Bus driver may have been arrested for drunk driving... hope he can proxy and come back

/LIT/ WILL TAKE CARE OF US.

won't you?

>>970869
You may have to take the wheel of the sub-bus.

BUS DRIVER SAN WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

this is hilarious

>>970885
oh ok

EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND HAVE A BEER

OHGOD, /lit! Help me, I'm dying!

some of us have cats they would like to be playing with right now

>>970885

>>970890
stay as long as you like, this has been kind of exciting. hell, im gonna start drinking. cheers.

Shit.
It's /s/ all over again.

>stuck in >>/lit/
>my face

IT'S ALL OVER MAN

IT'S ALL OVER

NO MAGIC BUS, NO HISTORY MAKING, NOTHING

WE'RE FUCKED FUCK FUCK FUCK

I CAN'T FUCKING STAY HERE THERE'S WORDS EVERYWHERE

>>970884
The bus must have fallen into a parellel universe.

This could only be better if I could somehow enter the internet and really go on this wacky adventure with you guys.

>>970886

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

GET US OUT OF HERE BUS DRIVER

>>970890
THEY'VE GOT LIKE ONE DINER AND NO BARS. JUST A SHIT TON OF LIBRARIES

AS A /SP/ARTAN THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

i'm going to write a novel about this.

>>970903
THOSE WORDS ARE ONLY IN YOUR MIND MAN

YOU'RE TRIPPING BALLS

>>970884
Heavy moderator activity on /c/, also deleting spam threads and probably cp.

How will I get back to /x/ ?!

>>970885
let's go to /3/

New destination, guys: /new/. Please, do not feed the racists.

And from now on, if we crash again, just regroup at our last destination.

>>>/new/1836439

Fuck fuck, lo/lit/a here, and you guys are cool and all, but we want your thread to move on now, if you don't mind.

Actually, I was gonna come along, but I just saw that big accident in /c/, and now I'm getting worried. You aren't going to stay here forever, are you?

>>970910
yo dawg, this is /lit/ haven't you heard that all good authors are alcoholics? a tradition i solemnly endorse. have a glass of whiskey.

/x/ here.
Calm down. We thought Bus Driver had forsaken us when we crashed in /s/. Bus Driver will show up again.

OH GOD!
BLOOD!
BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

>>970909
There can be no escape. Here, why don't you read some of this? It's called Finnegans Wake by James Joyce. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Ba ha ha ha.

what's going on in this thread

>>970924
Not Joyce! NOT JOYCE! He's like /b/ before the internet ever existed!

Can I come along for the ride?

>>970933
Sure, we're at /new/ now.
>>970917

>>970924
as long as it's not jim joyce