There's a time to be a booknerd and a time not to be one, while you were having your midnight discussion with your former professor she was sucking someone else's dick, could've been yours man.
Anyway, I'm betting you thought the two of you had a date while in reality she invited you casually, that means you go out, have a good time with friends, then see if the two of you'll meet.

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>while you were having your midnight discussion with your former professor she was sucking someone else's dick, could've been yours man.

Not OP, but I'd honestly rather have a midnight discussion with a professor about ancient Sumer than get my dick sucked.

>>835754
i concur, it is offical; you sir, are and idiot >835751

>>835754
>Not OP, but I'd honestly rather have a midnight discussion with a professor about ancient Sumer than get my dick sucked.

You gay man?

>>835754
What the fuck, man?

Ah well, glad it turned out OK, anon.

I hate the bar and pub scenes. Can't stand the people at all.

>>835757
>>835758
Virgins.

>>835754

I agree, to some extent. Fuck putting up with all the idiots that lurk those types of places for the vain hope of getting a blowjob.

Never know, might find a nerdy book girl/guy in a similar situation, heh.

>>835758

Out of the two choices, midnight discussion is just so surreal, interesting, and unlikely. Dick sucked just seems mundane in comparison.

>>835751
Allow me to elaborate. It actually wasn't a date at all. It was her birthday party. She already has a boyfriend. In fact she was Assistant Director of a film I worked on. It was a birthday party gettogether with multiple people.

Gotta agree that having a discussion with a professor about ancient Sumer is more dignified and manly than desperately searching the entire night for a blowjob.

Not even PUSSY, but a blowjob. Give me a break.

Here's how men do it. Get pussy whenever you want. Have rare, interesting discussions borne of wild circumstance every time the opportunity arises.

Everyone who chided him for not desperately, continuously searching for the BITCHES AND WHORES is a virgin, and an imbecilic one at that. I rest my case.

>>835760
This. Bars suck, and the people who hang out at bars suck too.

Give me a bookstore any day, I'd rather meet someone interesting than risk having some psycho bar bitch bite off my dick because she's got mental problems.

>this thread

>>835774
Well said.

It is hard enough to find a decent conversation, it is relatively easy to get a blowjob.

>>835774
>make a statement without any arguments to support it
>therefore, no case has been made
>rest your case

Erm. But that conversation sounds boring and those books even more boring

OP's great victory stands immortal. In the end it will lead to literary pussy, the best and most honorably dispensed pussy in the kingdom.

>>835784

GTFO.

>I'd rather play video games than get pussy

This is what you sound like man!!! A huge nerd!!!

>>835794

Video games are rather easy to come by. A midnight discussion with a professor is less so.

>>835794
I'll do whatever I want whenever I want and however I want.

If I want to play some video games, I'll play some videogames, and I'll be damned if I won't enjoy it. Fuck pussies.

Anyone in this thread that wouldn't rather get his dick sucked is in denial.

>>835808
You're missing the part where's it's a diseased bar skank sucking on your cock. Some of us have standards, you know.

>>835808
Virgin alert *sirens*

>>835815
enjoy your sire, imma get my dick sucked, you enjoy your book

>>835818
Enjoy having another woman place her mouth over your disgusting reproductive systems. Stone age minds in modern environments cough cough.

>>835820
>Enjoy having another woman place her mouth over your disgusting reproductive systems.

If you wouldn't enjoy that, there is something very wrong with you.

>>835824
If i was a woman i'd find sucking some guys dick disgusting, i don't see whats wrong with that?

>>835828

Gay guy here. Sucking dick ain't so bad. It doesn't really have a bad taste(or much taste at all). The worst part is how porous the penis really is. It dries out your mouth really fast. It's like sucking on a sponge.

>>835830
I do not find that appealing.

>>835828
still, this is disregarding the women's point of view

>>835828
Because you are not a woman. And believe it or not, a lot of women enjoy it.

>>835837
I don't find it physically stimulating to have my penis sucked, i'm saying there's nothing wrong with that.

>>835828
Jesus christ dude, grow a pair. Do you intend to die a virgin?

>>835830
Relevant to my interests

>>835839
>I don't find it physically stimulating to have my penis sucked, i'm saying there's nothing wrong with that.

asexual, virgin or troll

>>835844
troll

>>835839
There is probably something wrong with your penis.

>>835740

What about people who take a book to a quiet bar and enjoy a couple of nice imported beers while reading? Also, where you from, OP?

>>835849
I wish I could find a quiet bar in my neighbourhood. Even the 24/7 Cafés within walking distance fill up at night because they serve beer. After about 2 or 3 in the morning, it's nice, but at that point, I'd rather be sitting out on my stoop, reading by lantern light or the light of the moon..

ITT: Really boring faggots

>>835737
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i hope the swedes are not like that when i get there
not like i'll be at any clubs or anything
but you know

I would much rather have an intelligent discussion than get my dick sucked.
Good conversations are hard to find.
Dick suckers are not.

WHAT THE FUCK

AN ALL-NIGHT BOOKSTORE????

WHY DOESN'T GERMANY HAVE ALL-NIGHT BOOKSTORES

AAAAAAAAH

>>835884
Thank you for agreeing.

>go to some club
>sit around and talk abit to people while getting more and more drunk
>friend vanishes to the dancefloor for 3 hours
>talk to some people
>the few women i talk to diss the fuck out of me. might have been too drunk
>friend appears with a fat girl
>say i am about to leave and they are too
>talk shit about what i am gonna be lol
>run the way home to make it faster
>vomit at somepoint cos of the runnin
>feels indefferent

Clubs are probably one of the worst places you can spend your free time, what with all the dumbasses that seem instinctually drawn to the places. Your time is much better spent reading, conversing, or just learning in one way or another.

Also, disregardfemalesacquirecurrency.jpg

You can't really find all the obscure books that I like to read at book stores around here

>>835895
>Your time is much better spent reading, conversing, or just learning in one way or another.

Maybe, if you're a 50 year old schoolteacher.

>>835927
Learning is most useful to people who are still young enough to use the information to influence the course of their lives. This is something not enough people seem to understand. I blame public schooling for conditioning the young to think learning is boring.

>>835895
I agree.
The only people who usually go to clubs are either Guidos, or Wiggers.
It's much more beneficial to you to learn.
I'm pretty sure the only things a club would do is decrease your IQ.

>>835740
>All night book store
The legends are true!

>>835941
It's not nearly as fun as hooking up with slutty girls at clubs.

>>835944
You just sound like a really boring loner with no friends. Your opinions is invalid.

>>835954
Your opinion, man.

>>835957
*opinion

ITT: Lonely nerds who try to justify their complete lack of social skills

>>835966
Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.

I hide my lack of social skill from ppl by having sex (real sex) with lots of gurl

Hah. This reminds me my first real conversation with the bartender that I was so desperately crushing on.

>Wingman buys us both shots, then disappears
>Bar's busy but the bartender's keeping her eye on me
>I finally find my voice and shout 'So, do you read books?!' our of nowhere.
>She looks me in the eye and smiles, with which gesture I've fallen in love in the first place, and says Yes, a lot.
>Then I choke.

Her and I, we did get it on in the cubicles once [I just couldn't containt my lust anymore] and the second time we literally sat there talking, and I listened to her heart beat. Most gracious moment of my 23 year-life was had in a gay bar's cubicle.

my cousin is a lesbian

After working at a high-end downtown bar for over a year, I got really tired with such places and the people that go there.

Oh wow.

through /lit/erature do we triumph

>>835982
>female bartender
>gay bar's cubicle
So are you a woman or did she just happen to be straight?

Femanon here.

Men whose dicks I Would not suck
>>835751
>>835756
>>835757
>>835758
>>835761
>>835808

Men whose dick I Would suck
>>835754
>>835764
>>835774

>>836096
Same fag here. Only after having a literary discussion with them of course. ;)

Getting a blow job from an employee at a book shop would be like hacking the Matrix.

But getting a blow job in a club from some skank is just depressing, not to mention a health risk.

I can't afford 7 fucking books off amazon let alone throwing it at women that will forget me the next day, now Ive got no pussy or kant

>>836096
can I suck your dick?

>>836119
If by dick, you mean clit, then NO

>>836119
HURR DURR

>>836096
>femanon
Bullshit

>>836122
u mad? who sucks a clit?

>>836128

Men who enjoy the taste of fish.

>>836130
intriguing

>>836096
>LOOK AT ME I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO CULTURED xD xD xD

>>836130
>>836125
>>836119
>>836128
ITT: Men who will never get laid. EVER

>>836139
>Implying I don't like fish.

>>836139
..to ugly geeks that noone cares about

Mananon here

Men whose dicks I Would not suck

None of them

Men whose dick I Would suck

All of them

>>836139
You'll never get laid because you won't leave your precious literature alone. I rather hang out with a friend who could possibly give me sexual favors, if not then it's still fun to hang out with people.

>>836137
do you not mean
>REGARDE MOI, JE TROIS SOMME FEMINISTE

>>835758
>>835757
Sumer's are fucking interesting.

>>836152
*Troisième vague féministe
I had to look it up

>get invited to club
>full of bro-punks and rockabilly skanks
>spend the night getting smacked out and listening to Rocketship on headphones
>get my dick-sucked anyway
>have yet to find a 24 hour bookstore
feels badman

>>836193

That...that's horrible.
Meanwhile I get awesome discounts on books because I'm a good friend to the bookstore employees.

>>836214
nothing beats the five-finger discount.

ITT, some guys aren't really into oral sex with bar skanks, other faggots whine about this

I don't enjoy getting my dick sucked either. I'd rather give my girlfriend head because she really enjoys it. Don't care for her much though, ditched her tonight so I can smoke weed and watch a Herzog film. We've been together for 6 months and haven't had sex yet because I try to leave her every week but she somehow wins me back and we're both virgins. Feels good man.

OP, that sounds fantastic.

>It's like sucking on a sponge.

Really?

>>836090

bi femanon, sir.

seriously though, sex is pretty boring and disappointing every time lol

>>836427
Wanna hookup? I spend a large chuck of time reading.

>>836671
And by hookup I mean discuss literature.

>>836631
No.

>>835740
OP has excellent taste in literature.

>>836240
Actually it's more like a bunch or pathetic, lonely, pretentious book nerds pretending that they are "above" having sex and getting head, even though they secretly crave even the slightest bit of physical contact from other humans. I'm not buying this whole "sex isn't really that good anyway, I prefer bookz" stance at all. You guys are pathetic.

Big personal libraries are always a turn on for me. And I actually enjoy giving head/receiving while reading, though it tends to devolve into sex eventually.

God dammit /lit/. You guys are fucking losers.

>>836809

I can get a blowjob a lot easier than I can get into a decent discussion about books. Why so mad?

>>836813
>receiving head while reading

Okay.

>giving head while reading

What the fuck?

>>836847
Maybe he puts the book on the floor/bed.

>>836847
Sorry, meant giving blowjob while the /other/ person is reading.

>>836831
I doubt you could get a blowjob if you tried your hardest, bro.

>>835818
A good life or literary lesson with an educated person will have a longer impact than your dick getting sucked will. I agree with the previous posters and would not even hesitate while making the choice. In 30 minutes, the pleasure will be gone but the knowledge (and possibly good time) will stick around much longer. Also, there wouldn't be any need to go to the clinic/doctor concerning a mysterious case of red, swollen, itchy bumps, and that would mean less blowjobs in the long run if those bumps to occur.

Death and crumpetcakes to you all

>>835801
Right on. Fuck infections

>>835941
It depends on the teacher and the course work assigned. Public schools are not that bad.