How on scale from tips to shit faced how drunk have you been getting daily?

>>672691
Well, yesterday was bad enough that I had my friend call work so I could pretend that I had a home emergency I had to take care of. The truth was that my stomach has been knotted for days and I had a pretty vengeful case of diarrhea. I just needed to get home and eat some cupcakes and go to sleep.

In the last three weeks, I have experienced full rainbow of drunken states. I have been moderately drunk (6 - 7 beers) on some nights, and full on shit faced some nights that my blood felt like Ragu the following morning. Each night, I made inroads on a few short stories and created new ideas for others as my alcoholism escalated. Today, I haven't touched a drink yet, but I am planning on whiskey sour slushies.

I FUCKING LOVE JACK LONDON

>>672727
so you have not read Jack Londons book "John Barleycorn"?

>>672734
Not really. My eyes can barely focus lately.

>>672740
well, here is the tl;dr of it:

ALCOHOL IS FUCKING BAD!
I KNOW BECAUSE I REALLY DRINK A LOT (AND PRETTY AMAZING IN ALL REGARDS OF LIFE) AND EVEN I HATE IT. ITS A BRUTAL KING WHO REIGNS OVER MY LIFE NOW. (add absurd theories of addiction. caps very much intended)

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky? When you are cold and wet what else can warm you? Before an attack who can say anything that gives you the momentary well-being that rum does? The only time it isn't good for you is when you write or when you fight. You have to do that cold. But it always helps my shooting. Modern life, too, is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief. <blockquote><a href="http://www.quotecosmos.com/quotes/1940/view">Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky? When you are cold and wet what else can warm you? Before an attack who can say anything that gives you the momentary well-being that rum does? The only time it isn't good for you is when you write or when you fight. You have to do that cold. But it always helps my shooting. Modern life, too, is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.

Ernest Hemingway

>>672765

oops.
quote stands, though.

Come on! Good or Bad are arbirtary constructs anyhow. And really, I am not abusing alcohol. I consider this phase of my life the "staring down the monster in the Abyss" phase and I am winning. Why, I have already looked death in the face 100 times, and you know what? He don't look like you.

OP, you're a lightweight.

>>674490
so what if op's a lightweight? at least it means he's probably thin.

>>674490 is Stephen King

OP here. I have developed a delightful alcohol tolerance. When I say my light days have been drinking 6 or 7 beers, thats just some calm-my-nerves relaxation tonic. Most days saw me with hard liquor. And tonight, the plan was whiskey sours, but I was talked into Dimple Pinch, neat. I waxed half of my car today but I ran out of energy.

>>674514

>When I say my light days have been drinking 6 or 7 beers

I'm guessing American beers, meaning OP is a a RAGING LIGHT-WEIGH FAGGOT.

GTFO

>>674501
I'm 6'5" and 160 lbs. so if you're implying I'm a fatass I'm severely underweight. Weight only matters when you begin drinking, but once you're deep into alcoholism tolerance is the only variable that plays in the equation.

>>674541
Son, I am pissadoint

>>674514
>light drinking

>>672727
>moderately drunk

Dear OP,

Please quit lying to us.

Sincerely,
Anon

>>674541
There are many great American Beers. You have bad information.

<---- OP

Loved you in Under Siege, by the way

>>674552

Fair play, I have been drinking myself...

>>674560

>There are many great American Beers. You have bad information.

I am aware of said, but I'm sure -- if OP is NOT a troll -- the little wank-stain is talking about Budweiser.

Off to pour myself a proper single malt now. Back later.

>>674573
Really? What makes you jump to that conclusion, other than arrogance?

>>674581
Simple, and it is the underlying theme of /lit/

OP is not >>674573, therefore must OP must be less cultured. Who gives a fuck what he is drinking? If he is pissing blood, he inspires me.