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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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    66 KB Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:49 No.457089  
    Ancient Mysteries of Ramen Soup Revealed

    Ramen soup is the food staple of all college students. For centuries this age old treasure has been handed down from generation to generation like a mystic recipe.

    A gift of the gods given to mere mortals to nurture their souls spiritually. Thousands of years have passed since the birth of this unholy concoction and to this day its recipe remains unchanged. Ramen soup is crafted from only the most decadent of ingredients inspired by all the glory of mankind spiced with only the darkest machinations envisioned by those who dwell in a twisted universe where night is day and black is white.

    Ramen soup has infiltrated every grocery store and stands as a testament to the perfection of man. For nothing created by man has endured such a legacy as Ramen soup. Prepared for consumption this soup is a symbol of an ominous foreboding that can be shared only by those who dare to indulge in this unholy union of food.

    Ramen much like the seven deadly sins comes in a septuplet of earthly pleasures to indulge in such as shrimp, beef, oriental, teryaki, pork mushroom and seafood. I live life with a devil may care attitude so dont expect to find me without a bowl of ramen soup to nurture ever fiber of my being.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:51 No.457096
    DELICIOUS!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:52 No.457099
    could this be the next walt whitman


    perhaps the next poe of storytelling
    i am in AWE!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:53 No.457103
    best original content ive seen in bloody ages

    cheers mate!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:53 No.457105
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:54 No.457111
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    DERRICIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:56 No.457112
    a true masterpiece is born

    im honored to be in the presence of such sheer genius.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:56 No.457117
    mods please sticky this post!

    here here! seconded!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:58 No.457124
    MOAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)14:59 No.457128
    nice

    but the ramen phenomenon is restricted to japan and north-america
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:00 No.457135
    WoW!!!!!!

    Reading such stunning literary craftsmanship has inspired me to finally finish my novel that I have been working on for seven years.

    I gave up on it and almost on myself, but after being able to soak up this stunning literary work I can finally guide my hand to create once again. My inspiration has returned thanks to the OP!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:02 No.457140
    I had buffalo wing flavored Ramen.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:02 No.457141
    Gnome Chomsky is nothing compared to this brilliant work, I challange anyone among you to find and post content that illustrates the beauty of life captures as concisely as OP does.

    Dont be shocked it doesnt exist for right here, RIGHT NOW! we have all witnessed the dawning of a new age in LITERARY EXELLENCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:02 No.457145
    >>457089
    >>457089
    copypasta
    copypasta
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:04 No.457148
    Thats not an essay....

    D+, you can try harder.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:07 No.457161
    this must be a great day!!

    I was having such a sad day until this!!!

    Truly the heavens have opened and shined their magnificence down upon us. For today we have seen that beauty is all around us as denoted in the OPs post. May this guiding light of wisdom be upon all of those who gaze upon it in the hope they too are filled with the intellectual wisdom we can see here.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:31 No.457254
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    Why hello there

    I seem to be missing from this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:32 No.457256
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    I am always relevant to any thread
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:33 No.457263
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    This thread is lacking in me
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:35 No.457268
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    I am even more beautiful than this magnificient piece of literature
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:35 No.457275
    >>457268
    >>457263
    >>457256
    >>457254

    go back to the pedophiles on /tv/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:36 No.457279
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    You changed my world with a blink of an eye
    That is something that I can not deny
    You put my soul from worst to best
    That is why I treasure you my dearest AnnaSophia
    >> sage sage 03/21/10(Sun)15:37 No.457282
    fucking stupid and unfunny sage.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:40 No.457304
    you dont deserve any more anna
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:54 No.457355
    can it be?

    this gift has been given to us.
    its better then any wish i ever made on every shooting star I have ever seen.

    These prose and dialog reflect the inner machinations of a TRUE literary prodigy amongst us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:55 No.457358
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    And so..

    THE BATTLE BEGINS!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)15:57 No.457369
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    NOBODY CAN RESIST ANNASOPHIA ROBB

    NOBODY!
    >> Death !GUInzpTIME 03/21/10(Sun)15:58 No.457377
    >>457369
    But, it's so easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:00 No.457386
    the very foundations of the english world tremble today and break open spewing forth this greatness upon us!!!!

    how often is that we get to view such beauty, I barely got halfway through before being blinded by the epic beauty of this work! an original something that should be spread in leaflets and passed out to the sheeple of the world!@


    WAKE UP CALL MOTHERFLUNKERS!!!

    Get with the times for this is the DAWN OF A NEW AGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:00 No.457390
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    Dakota uses shhhh!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:01 No.457394
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:01 No.457395
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    >>457377

    NOBODY!
    >> H. Dakota F !ANNING6MBQ 03/21/10(Sun)16:04 No.457407
    Out of curiosity, what's with all the /tv/ stuff on /lit/?
    >> Death !GUInzpTIME 03/21/10(Sun)16:05 No.457409
    >>457395
    Why don't you just go back to a board where this is relevant?
    >> H. Dakota F !ANNING6MBQ 03/21/10(Sun)16:09 No.457426
    >>457390
    Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:18 No.457476
    the world is finally unfolding before my eyes!

    this is not just a post that OP amde, but a REVELATION!

    meke are those who behold the meaning of the WERD!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:18 No.457486
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:34 No.457580
    WINRAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:36 No.457597
    sense, it makes none
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:36 No.457604
    Pay attention, fuckers; a nascent literary genius lurks among you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:38 No.457615
    >>457089
    stop samefagging compliments
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:39 No.457619
    LOL SO IRONIC!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)16:43 No.457644
    yeah op, stop bumping the thread
    bump
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:07 No.458109
    magnificient
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:09 No.458121
    this thread is MEGA relevant to my interests
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:12 No.458137
    perhaps the finest thing I have read all year! this person channels the spirits of the great writers who have come before us, socrates, shakespeare, ann aynd, orwell.

    this is no mere essay but a tome for us to live our life by. Letting us know the little things matter and can go a long way if you only dare to dream then nothing can stop you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:18 No.458160
    Stop samefagging this thread you fucking retard
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:19 No.458164
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    I dont even have an excuse for posting this one
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:20 No.458167
    >>458164
    /b/tard confirmed. She was clogging up the board a few days ago in a /b/-fag raid.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:20 No.458171
    sage
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:22 No.458175
    these words speak to me on so many levels. As a person, as a spirit in the netherworld and yet by reading this my stream of conciousness has become ONE with the KNOWN UNIVERSE! My third eye has become awakened and finally my inner chi flow is being unleashed thanks to the stunning clarity of the author of the originating post!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:30 No.458216
    2 thumbs up!

    5 stars

    100% on the tomatometer!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:31 No.458222
    When I lost my only heart, to a place where peace was absent, I lost everything. Tears wouldnt stop rolling out of my eyes. Now, after reading this piece, the rhythm of my wave of life continues. I feel alive again. Thank you OP!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:36 No.458254
    this is a masterpeice! van gogh himself is merely a prawn compared to the inner workings of a peice of writing so complex and so amazing it is truly something to behold. An artist unlike any other this work belongs in the louvre where it can shine with the force of a thousand suns upon all those who cast their gaze upon these words and realize there is yet another world.

    Something fantastic

    and yet

    SOMETHING WONDERFUL!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:51 No.458343
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)18:54 No.458360
    BAMP STAMP!

    EPIC JUSTICE

    ANON DELIVERED!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)19:58 No.458664
    PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)09:32 No.460932
    AWESOME!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)10:46 No.460987
    of all the threads I have read in my lifetime. None has changed my personal outlook about the world as much as this one has!

    Normally I face each day with some hesitation. This thrad has caused me to look at the world in a whole new way ready to take on the challenges of a new day with the vim and vigor of a young man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)12:19 No.461240
    a mastermind is among us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:27 No.461397
    its threads like this that remind me how precious each day is. how beautiful life can be. and to love our families, our neighbors, and eachother.

    this renegade poet has truly changed the face of modern literary discussion as we know it. I am thankful to be alive and present during this revolution in thinking that breaks the mold.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:29 No.461403
    ITT: anons bullshit some poor soul into thinking he is a genuis but soon the clash with reality will kill whats left of his self respect and he will leave this as his suicide note.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:42 No.461444
    >>457089
    This bit of prose is so ill-informed and puerile that I cannot fathom why you people are lauding it with such praise.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:43 No.461446
    >>461444
    because we actually don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:46 No.461452
    >>461403
    >>461444
    Are you two just stupid?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)13:58 No.461507
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    rawr
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)14:01 No.461518
    these words strike with the force of lightning and thunder upon my mind as I read them off the page. Never have I seen such vivid imagery evoked from words as I have seen in this post.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)14:04 No.461524
    >>461446
    >>461452

    Did you actually think >>461444 was serious?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)14:52 No.461646
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    This thread pleases me greatly

    in my pants
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)14:53 No.461650
    OP is made of triforce!

    this is EPIC WINRAR! anon delivered this day!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)14:58 No.461661
    I was leading an unfuffilled life until I came across this thread. After my life left me and I came down with the cancer I thought my days of enjoying life were over. Then I saw this post and realized that life is ever changing and I can change my life and fight the cancer and win.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:02 No.461673
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    >>461444
    > la-di-da look at me im a big boy and i can use big boy words
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:08 No.461692
    this is a breathtaking of the use of words to create a fine piece of art! truly this author used words like an artist uses a paint brush to create such luring and captivating imagry. This literary Van Gogh has raised the bar setting a new standard for excellence in writing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:16 No.461712
    MOAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:24 No.461751
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    >>457089
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:27 No.461762
    I fap to this^^
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:29 No.461771
    >>461762
    I fap to you fapping to this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:31 No.461777
    >>461771
    I fap to you fapping to >>461762 fapping to this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:33 No.461781
    >>461777
    I fap to >>461771 fapping to >>461762 fapping to this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:34 No.461782
    >>461781
    I fap to >>461777 fapping to >>461771 fapping to >>461762 fapping to this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:38 No.461791
    The earth truly has a soul, a lifeforce that this brilliant author is able to bring to life suing mere words to call forth into being this light that shines within the earth and reaches out to all of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:44 No.461816
    I had a revelation the other day; Kraft Macaroni & Cheese = American Ramen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:47 No.461828
    needs moar flavor packets!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:49 No.461836
    >>461816

    too expensive, Sunbeam white bread and Kroger peena butter is American ramen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:55 No.461855
    >>458137
    Socrates never wrote a single line in his entire life. Well, not a single line in record.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:57 No.461862
    >gift of the gods
    >unholy concoction

    what?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:59 No.461866
    im loving it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)15:59 No.461871
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    >>461816
    >>461836
    >Implying ramen is poor food in Asia
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)16:12 No.461902
    >>461816
    >>461836

    weeaboo alert
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)16:13 No.461909
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    brb cumming buckets
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)16:23 No.461936
    >>461862
    Not all gods are holy, Broseidon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)16:57 No.462052
    >>461909
    >veni
    oh god i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:50 No.462521
    im in awe!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:59 No.462559
    I CAME!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:03 No.462578
    I CAME TWICE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:05 No.462582
    This finally answers the question...

    Why are we here?
    what is our purpose?

    Is this the writing of a genius or something from Deep Thought!! Who knows? Or Dares to Dream!
    >> onionring !Rrxa7zePwI 03/22/10(Mon)19:07 No.462588
    it's too bad that the only ramen i get in these parts are the terrible american ones. i remember eating these flavored packet ramen that are meant to be eaten as-is from the bag. those were the days.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:08 No.462590
    This makes Nietze look like the pathetic ramblings of a mad man on crack! I used to enjoy the works of authors like Poe and Chomsky but their writings are mere childs play compared to this stunning work posted by OP. It defies logic and reality yet at the same time it reaches me on levels that Whitman never could, kerouac you could learn something from the above!!!!

    who is this illusive literary poet who uses words like bullets to pierce into the depths of our very souls???
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:12 No.462603
    OP makes Wittgenstein his BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:15 No.462614
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:19 No.462632
    NOICE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.462963
    When the moon passes before the sun there is an eclipse. Something that blocks out all known light from the sun and the earth is cast into darkness. This writing by the OP truly brings can illuminate all of us in even our darkest of times.

    Writing like this is so rare if I ever meet the right man I do not want a diamond ring. When I am ready to pledge my life the person I love Im going to print this post and ask them to wrap it around my finger.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:59 No.463001
    when im alone and faced with only myself in the mirror I remmeber this post and dream of a world with peace and humility.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:02 No.463015
    awwwwwwwwwww Moar KITTENS!!!!

    We all know that Ayn Rand hated kittens cuz shes a broke ass hoe! So lets show that bitch whose the real queen of b!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.463038
    They say the bible is the word of god written by man.
    A MAN!

    However reading this brings to mind the fact that god does exist. Until now I was up in the air as weather god was a real or just simply a myth. No mere human could have written this of their own accord, The only thing i can think of is that God was speaking through the OP when GOD spoke to all of us!

    Bow down fools to the presence of god, its writing like this that can spawn a whole theology and a new understanding about the world we live in. I would not be surprised to see religions popping up devoted to keeping this kind of writing alive and free to the masses.



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