-1/10

She's great at making money.

I appreciate the idea of imprinting.

Baby rape is a cool idea and I'm surprised all of 4chan doesn't approve.

Good Lord, it's like you people aren't even trying anymore. You don't even get a grade, you get an "I"

>>295231
Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.

It may be too dark and gothic but i like her. How many of you have read the book anyway? How can you say it suck if you haven't even read one page?

She's kinda hot?

>>295274
I read about 3/4 of the first one. Took about 100 pages till some small scrap of plot showed up. I was bored to tears.

Um... she... could pass a middle school writing test?

She writes terrible shit.

>>295293
Twilight reading faggot.

trolling, reported

>>295278
only in the way that the anal rape of small children is 'kinda okay'

>>295311

Gay.

>>295329
point in case: both are NOT okay/nice

Sage goes in all fields.

Faggot.

Sage goes in the email field.

>>295274
I completely support you. Most of you are elitist faggots that envy her because of her success as a writer. She wrhites 10 times better than any of you can, and you know that you won't never ever be as good as her.

Made of fail.

>>295345

Argumentum ad crumenam, Nigga

It's an amaziing buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

I read the first one. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it was still bad. The main character is a total Mary Sue with no personality and her boyfriend is creepy as fuck. It could have been written worse but it's still completely mediocre.

>>295274
>too dark and gothic

The Twilight series and Stephanie Meyer are the literary equivalent of down-syndrome and viral herpes all rolled into one.

>>295345
>>295345
>Most of you are elitist faggots that envy her because of her success as a writer.

no really, we dont. REALLY DONT.

i could not bear the shame of mutilating the world with such a horrific abortion of a vampire rendition.

typical fangirl reaction.

also, thephany Meyer has had NO SUCCESS.
she just happened to sell well. there is a difference.

pulpy chicklit with LIPGLOSS VAMPIRES!!!!

gawd.


also: its not even literatuure

DAMN YOU OP
i *KNOW* you're trolling, but i cant resist.

>>295293
Wow you lasted longer than I did. I couldn't get passed the first few paragraphs of the first page before suffering an aneurysm.

>>295387
That's why I love it! It's an homage to this kind of lit and not ashamed of it!

>>295387
>completely mediocre.
far too much credit

>>295274
>How can you say it suck if you haven't even read one page?

As a matter of fact, I did read one page: Page One. That's all I need to read before determining whether or not a book is complete shite. And guess what, page one is complete shite. It's about a high school girl named BELLA SWAN. Fuck. Talk about forcing 'symbolism' onto your characters. You couldn't be more vapid than if the protagonist was named HOT BABE.

So fuck you, Twifag. I'm not going to stoop to your level of illiteracy just because you're thick enough to enjoy something as insipid and trite as a series of novels written by a complete hack who wouldn't understand true vampire literature if it tore through out her diseased hillbilly vagina and drank her period blood with a crazy straw.

Fuck Twilight. Fuck you. And yes, I'm mad.

>>295345
>>She wrhites 10 times better than any of you
>>she wrhites
>>wrhites

You counting yourself in that post too.

>>295274
Uh, it's not dark or gothic. It's pretty much just a high school drama with vampires. Gossip Girl is probably more gothic than Twilight.

>>295345
10/10

>>295417
"This kind of lit"? What kind of lit? Mediocre fan fiction-esque lit?

Is by far superior to ANYTHING Stephanie Meyer could pull out of her ass.

seriously /lit/?

>>295371

ITT C grade trolling earns several replies.

u guise still mad that 12 year old girls have more influence on the publishing industry than all of you lonely philosophy reading neckbeards?

Geez why do you guys have to be such an assholes...

If you don't liek the book just don't comment, the thread was made for people who likes the writing style of Steph Meyer.

I am 16 and i love twilight, it represented to perfections the emotional trauma that we teenagers go through in high-school. I felt a deep connection with the characters. And it wasn't even aimed to teenagers. IT HAS PHILOSOPFHICAL CONTENT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

So stop bitching about it being shit beacuse it's not. And if you don't like it just don't comment anything.

Sage goes in the email field

>>295473
Nojustupset.jpg

>>295466

YES SERIOUSLY

some crimes cannot go unattested!

>>295495 he thread was made for people who likes the writing style of Steph Meyer.
no it wasnt

see
>>295391
>>295466

>>295504
>>295344
>hay guys i made this really good post about trolls guys you should all read it its really good

>IT HAS PHILOSOPFHICAL CONTENT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.


FUCK YOU MAN, I LAUGHED SO HARD I SERIOUSLY SHAT MYSELF.

i'm gonna go take a shower.
prepare to get a textfield full when i get back.
ffs. trolled to shit

>>295495
>>295495
>>295495
>>295495


too...much...rage...

>>295274 >too dark and gothic

Boy, do I have some good stories for you to read.
Lillith Saintcrow is a nice and kind story writer, only about ten creatures die per chapter.

> first they came for the gypsies, i did not speak up
> then they came for the homosexuals, i did not speak up
> then they came for vampires and good writing ...
and i couldnt let it slide

>>295536
start with classics: edgar allan Poe

>>295495
Reported for being 16. Sage goes in the e-mail field.

>>295546

You mean the guy that wrote Tom Sawyer?

Like whatever... TWILIGHT 4 LIF

>>295495
>Philosophical content

DERP! SAVE URSELF FOR MARRIAGE! HERP! DERP!

>>295559
'Nevermore'
read it

Anything REAL authors write abuses twilight like a readheaded stepchild.

>>295580

Coldell's cartoons are about as terrible as these novels.

>>295571
elaborate.

i didnt get far enough in that horror to know about the 'philosophical content'

>>295559

>>295546
Or H. P. Lovecraft, those are fun stories to read. Robert E. Howards is good if you like poetry and a little more old fashion, for the 1920's that is.

Troll thread with images just found in google. Nice, /lit/