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Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:00
No.2656023

File: 1337644829273.jpg-(10 KB, 220x330, 220px-Herman_Melville.jpg)

Anonymous 05/21/12(Mon)20:00 No.2656023

"Call me Ishmael."

Oftentimes I think that this is only famous because this is the only sentence of Moby Dick most people will ever read.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:02
No.2656025

Anonymous No.2656025 05/21/12(Mon)20:02 No.2656025

"A screaming comes across the sky."

Oftentimes I think that this is only famous because this is the only sentence of Gravity's Rainbow most people will ever read.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:04
No.2656028

Anonymous No.2656028 05/21/12(Mon)20:04 No.2656028

"OP's a fag."

Oftentimes I think that this is only famous because this is the only sentence of 4chan most people will ever read.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:05
No.2656031

Anonymous No.2656031 05/21/12(Mon)20:05 No.2656031

OP is a faggot

Oftentimes I think that this is only famous because this is the only sentence of this thread most people will ever read.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:05
No.2656032

Anonymous No.2656032 05/21/12(Mon)20:05 No.2656032

>>2656023
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0HU1nNcEI

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:29
No.2656086

Anonymous No.2656086 05/21/12(Mon)20:29 No.2656086

>>2656028
>>2656031
faggotminds

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:34
No.2656101

Anonymous No.2656101 05/21/12(Mon)20:34 No.2656101

>>2656023

Too true. Moby Dick was complete and utter shit. The manuscript should've been burned before it ever went to the publisher. It is one of the most pretentious, boring and frankly idiotic works of "literature" ever created by man. It is so bad, it is almost genial (almost). Pure and utter unadultrated SHITE. 800+ pages of snooze inducing material. It's so effective at making you go to sleep my copy came with a health warning: WARNING! READ ONLY 2 PAGES A DAY. DO NOT READ MORE. READING MORE MAY CAUSE EXCESSIVE DROWSINESS. IF MORE IS READ SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE IMMEDIATELY"

>3 pages listing the inventory of the whole fucking haling ship...3 pages!!!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:36
No.2656103

Anonymous No.2656103 05/21/12(Mon)20:36 No.2656103

>>2656032
>Matilda begins to read the first paragraph of Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick" (and its famous first line, "Call me Ishmael"). Listen closely and you will hear her continue to read after the picture fades.

The fuck?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:37
No.2656107

Anonymous No.2656107 05/21/12(Mon)20:37 No.2656107

>>2656101
I've never even been remotely interested in reading Moby Dick, but not I have to just to see how much you are exaggerating.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:37
No.2656109

Anonymous No.2656109 05/21/12(Mon)20:37 No.2656109

>>2656103
My sides!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:41
No.2656117

Anonymous No.2656117 05/21/12(Mon)20:41 No.2656117

File: 1337647304075.jpg-(59 KB, 500x332, Sad-Clown.jpg)

>>2656107

MFW I am not exaggerating. Have fun. It's like munching through a plate-sized steak which is all chewy sinew and fat and you have to eat every last bite.

I bet you can't finish the book within a year...I BET YA!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:42
No.2656120

Anonymous No.2656120 05/21/12(Mon)20:42 No.2656120

>>2656117
Challenge le accepted.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:46
No.2656127

Anonymous No.2656127 05/21/12(Mon)20:46 No.2656127

>>2656120

Make a recording of yourself before starting out so you can remember what you were like before you began the book. It will change you. Your family will say "you have changed". And not for the better. Your soul will partly die. The part of the brain which likes life will regress. You will no longer enjoy life to the same extent as before. God Speed.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:49
No.2656137

Anonymous No.2656137 05/21/12(Mon)20:49 No.2656137

>>2656101
3 pages isn't very many

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:49
No.2656139

Anonymous No.2656139 05/21/12(Mon)20:49 No.2656139

>>2656127
Okay.. Now I have to read it, too.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:49
No.2656140

Anonymous No.2656140 05/21/12(Mon)20:49 No.2656140

>>2656101

It's not the book, it's you.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:50
No.2656141

Anonymous No.2656141 05/21/12(Mon)20:50 No.2656141

File: 1337647835434.jpg-(134 KB, 1869x248, aristotle.jpg)

>>2656137
>very many

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:51
No.2656144

Anonymous No.2656144 05/21/12(Mon)20:51 No.2656144

>>2656117

Read it in a week. It was an awesome week.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:53
No.2656151

Anonymous No.2656151 05/21/12(Mon)20:53 No.2656151

>>2656137

3 pages of:

"In the fore hold there are:
-15 tubs of lard
-3 of dried biscuits
-18 barrels of rum
-12 jars of honey
-8 strips of jerky
blah blah

In the aft deck hold there are:

-8 brooms
-7 boxes of soap
-12 buckets
-23 brushes

blah blah"

FOR 3 FUCKING PAGES!!!

..and you have to read every last fucking word otherwise the book is not read completely (remember that).

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:53
No.2656153

Anonymous No.2656153 05/21/12(Mon)20:53 No.2656153

>>2656141
it's only like .5 % of the book

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:54
No.2656156

Anonymous No.2656156 05/21/12(Mon)20:54 No.2656156

>>2656151
you have the thingk about the symbolism, man

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:54
No.2656158

Anonymous No.2656158 05/21/12(Mon)20:54 No.2656158

File: 1337648096853.png-(61 KB, 1310x227, insult.png)

>>2656153
I wasn't referring to the meaning.
>"VERY MANY"

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:55
No.2656162

Anonymous No.2656162 05/21/12(Mon)20:55 No.2656162

File: 1337648148262.gif-(30 KB, 345x493, verdaru2.gif)

>>2656101

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:56
No.2656164

Anonymous No.2656164 05/21/12(Mon)20:56 No.2656164

ITT: Literary Association of America getting butthurt

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:59
No.2656181

Anonymous No.2656181 05/21/12(Mon)20:59 No.2656181

Don't dare let the truth about "the greatest literary work by an American author" ever get out because you get attacked by the LAA (Literary Association of America).

Thanks for proving my point. Apart from the fact it's a complete and utter shit book only useful for wiping your arse on, when you have next to nothing in terms or classical literature I suppose a shitty book on whaling must seem like the greatest piece of writing ever devised.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:03
No.2656190

Anonymous No.2656190 05/21/12(Mon)21:03 No.2656190

I've never read "Moby Dick," but I love Melville' shorts, especially "The Encantadas." I just picked up an old edition of "Typee" at my local bookstore. How does /lit/ feel about that one?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:04
No.2656194

Anonymous No.2656194 05/21/12(Mon)21:04 No.2656194

>>2656101
>800+
the fuck font size was your book printed in?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:05
No.2656195

Anonymous No.2656195 05/21/12(Mon)21:05 No.2656195

>>2656164
>>2656181

What the fuck are you plebs even going on about? Are you still going on about Moby Dick or some shit?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:06
No.2656200

Anonymous No.2656200 05/21/12(Mon)21:06 No.2656200

>>2656101
Also, you really do have a horrible attention span. I didn't care for the book at all, and went through 100 pages a day.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:06
No.2656201

Anonymous No.2656201 05/21/12(Mon)21:06 No.2656201

File: 1337648792349.jpg-(35 KB, 311x475, Herman-Melville-Moby-Dick-Peng(...).jpg)

>>2656194

very very small font (which makes it infinitely worse)

pic related

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:07
No.2656210

Anonymous No.2656210 05/21/12(Mon)21:07 No.2656210

>>2656181

I love how children like you will say something's only fit to wipe your ass with, then when asked to justify that will cry that YOU'RE being attacked.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:09
No.2656212

Anonymous No.2656212 05/21/12(Mon)21:09 No.2656212

>>2656200

Yeah well you probably read without comprehending what you are reading (AKA speed reader). I bet if I stopped you halfway through a chapter and asked you what had just happened in the chapter you are reading, you can't tell me. I also bet you can't remember what the books you read are about let alone recall any of the characters. That's why you will always be an IGNORANT CUNT.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:10
No.2656219

Anonymous No.2656219 05/21/12(Mon)21:10 No.2656219

>>2656195
>plebs
>plural
>implying it's not the same idiot.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:13
No.2656226

Anonymous No.2656226 05/21/12(Mon)21:13 No.2656226

File: 1337649208325.jpg-(11 KB, 170x213, 1315976597926.jpg)

>>2656151
>Dat immersion

So it's like I'm actually taking this voyage with the good Captain and need to check the inventory before we depart? Chill as fuck!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:13
No.2656227

Anonymous No.2656227 05/21/12(Mon)21:13 No.2656227

>>2656210

I never cry about being attacked because I'm a fight CUNT FACE. I enjoy Dostoevski very much and so no one can accuse me of being anti-classics or someone with a short attention span. Moby Dick is just absolute crap anyway you put it; as a work of literature, as a historical piece on the 19th century whaling trade...it is just bad. And I pity you have to defend such a turd because the smell must be unbearable.

>"When a poor person has a single potato as his only meal he will defend it like if it was his empire"

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:13
No.2656228

Anonymous No.2656228 05/21/12(Mon)21:13 No.2656228

>>2656212
GRIP of an IGNORANT CUNT

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:14
No.2656232

Anonymous No.2656232 05/21/12(Mon)21:14 No.2656232

>>2656158
is english your native language

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:15
No.2656237

Anonymous No.2656237 05/21/12(Mon)21:15 No.2656237

>>2656226

No, because Melville is such an unimaginative writer and so literal and un-poetic, he can't see the wonderful sea voyage for all the water. WHICH PART OF: MELVILLE IS A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR AN AUTHOR, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:16
No.2656239

Anonymous No.2656239 05/21/12(Mon)21:16 No.2656239

>"Call me Ishmael."

>Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his theme music
No one man should have all that power
The clock’s ticking, I just count the hours
Stop tripping, I’m tripping off the power
The system broken, the school is closed, the prisons open
We ain’t got nothing to lose, motherfucker we rolling
Huh? Motherfucker we rolling
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
In this white man world, we the ones chosen
So good night cruel world, I’ll see you in the morning
Huh? I’ll see you in the morning
This is way too much, I need a moment

>what i hear everytime i retread the greenish-pink shallows of moby's beautiful shale

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:16
No.2656241

Anonymous No.2656241 05/21/12(Mon)21:16 No.2656241

>>2656237
Sounds like someone is mad.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:17
No.2656243

Anonymous No.2656243 05/21/12(Mon)21:17 No.2656243

>>2656227

Any chance of more detail, or have you not read it?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:18
No.2656250

Anonymous No.2656250 05/21/12(Mon)21:18 No.2656250

>>2656228

>GRIP of an IGNORANT CUNT
>GRIP of an IGNORANT
>GRIP

Don't you mean "gripe" you silly fuckwad? Is English your native language? Let me guess: you're the President of the Literary Association of America?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:19
No.2656254

Anonymous No.2656254 05/21/12(Mon)21:19 No.2656254

>>2656228

Well played.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:20
No.2656257

Anonymous No.2656257 05/21/12(Mon)21:20 No.2656257

>>2656250

Go have a wash, newfag.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:20
No.2656259

Anonymous No.2656259 05/21/12(Mon)21:20 No.2656259

OP here...

Moby DIck is one of my favorite novels. I didn't mean to say that it was boring. I meant that there are more people willing to talk about it than there are people willing to actually read it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:21
No.2656262

Anonymous No.2656262 05/21/12(Mon)21:21 No.2656262

I've read a few pages of it. Ishmael won't fucking shut up about shit that doesn't even relate to the narrative.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:21
No.2656263

Anonymous No.2656263 05/21/12(Mon)21:21 No.2656263

http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=%22is+english+your+native+langu
age%22&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search
_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&
search_ord=new&search_res=post

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:21
No.2656266

Anonymous No.2656266 05/21/12(Mon)21:21 No.2656266

>>2656243

I have the book and I have read it. Why? If I post more "detail" it would just bring back bad memories. It needed a long time for me to get over reading that TOILET PAPER ROLL WHICH LOOKS LIKE A BOOK.

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J
05/21/12(Mon)21:23
No.2656274

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2656274 05/21/12(Mon)21:23 No.2656274

>>2656263

lol'ed

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:25
No.2656283

Anonymous No.2656283 05/21/12(Mon)21:25 No.2656283

Calling Moby Dick a "classic work of literature" is like calling Las Vegas "an ancient wonder of the world" because it has a huge tacky replica Egyptian pyramid. But I suppose when you have nothing...

Is that it America? Not really susrprised...English (English..England etc) isn't your native language, no wonder Melville has a hard time with it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:26
No.2656284

Anonymous No.2656284 05/21/12(Mon)21:26 No.2656284

>>2656262
Don't ever read Don Quixote.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:26
No.2656287

Anonymous No.2656287 05/21/12(Mon)21:26 No.2656287

>>2656266

OK, first of all, you're obviously bluffing. If not, give some examples of what you'd consider bad writing in Moby-Dick. Secondly, I can't stand it when britfags ostentatiously post in British English to play into a stereotype. Please stop.

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)21:27
No.2656289

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656289 05/21/12(Mon)21:27 No.2656289

Who summoned me?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:28
No.2656293

Anonymous No.2656293 05/21/12(Mon)21:28 No.2656293

>>2656284

Don Quixote is infinitely better than Moby Dick. It's like comparing a Picasso to a McDonald's publicity poster.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:28
No.2656294

Anonymous No.2656294 05/21/12(Mon)21:28 No.2656294

>>2656283
1000 years from now, ppl will be talking about las vegas like it's freaking athens

Fedallah
05/21/12(Mon)21:29
No.2656296

Fedallah No.2656296 05/21/12(Mon)21:29 No.2656296

>>2656289
Shut up.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:29
No.2656297

Anonymous No.2656297 05/21/12(Mon)21:29 No.2656297

>>2656293
actually, it's more like comparing a michelangelo to a picasso

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)21:30
No.2656304

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656304 05/21/12(Mon)21:30 No.2656304

>>2656296

Nope.

Guy who hasn't read Moby-Dick or Don Quixote, what made you decide to make such a production number out of shit-talking a book you've never read?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:30
No.2656305

Anonymous No.2656305 05/21/12(Mon)21:30 No.2656305

>>2656287

> Secondly, I can't stand it when britfags ostentatiously post in British English to play into a stereotype.

Oh I'm sorry kind madam, does my Shakespearinism offend you?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:31
No.2656306

Anonymous No.2656306 05/21/12(Mon)21:31 No.2656306

>>2656293
My implication was the Don Quixote has fucking CHAPTERS devoted to shit entirely inconsequential to the central narrative.

Either you haven't read Don Quixote, or you're a cunt.

Probably both.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:31
No.2656310

Anonymous No.2656310 05/21/12(Mon)21:31 No.2656310

>>2656305

It's not 'Shakespearinism', you're asking massa for wattymelon with that stuff. Can it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:31
No.2656311

Anonymous No.2656311 05/21/12(Mon)21:31 No.2656311

>>2656297

Not even close.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:39
No.2656337

Anonymous No.2656337 05/21/12(Mon)21:39 No.2656337

>>2656287

Dug out my copy. It is in fact over 1,000 pages long but with introduction and preface.

So anyway, examples of bad literature:

page 323:

>"Whereupon planting his feet firmly against two opposite planks of the of the boat, the gigantic negro, stooping a little, presented his flat palm to Flask's foot, and then putting Flask's hand on his hearse-plumed head and bidding him spring as he himself should toss, with one dextrous fling landed the little man high and dry on his shoulders. And here was Flask now standing, Daggoo with one lifted arm furnishing him with a breast-band to lean against and steady himself."

I rest my case. It's like a mongoloid trying to describe the noise an emu makes. I have never witnessed such a clumsy use of words. The 980 page book could've been condensed down to 300 if the CUNT could write.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:41
No.2656342

Anonymous No.2656342 05/21/12(Mon)21:41 No.2656342

>>2656337
lol, i think it's funny

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)21:41
No.2656344

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656344 05/21/12(Mon)21:41 No.2656344

>>2656337

You haven't made a case. Now you've finally opened the book, try reading it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:44
No.2656349

Anonymous No.2656349 05/21/12(Mon)21:44 No.2656349

>>2656341

You've lost the argument. I have the book here in front of me, I have given an example of Melville's dire literature. You cannot polish a turd however hard you try. I pity someone like you (from the Literary Association of America) who has to defend such a poor work of literature. It's like the job the Tourist Board of Afghanistan has: futile. Good luck convincing the world a carrot is an onion.

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)21:47
No.2656352

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656352 05/21/12(Mon)21:47 No.2656352

>>2656349

You've quoted one random bit of description with which there's nothing wrong. That isn't making an argument.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:56
No.2656387

Anonymous No.2656387 05/21/12(Mon)21:56 No.2656387

>>2656344

I have read it, what part of that don't you understand? I could probably take a shit on a marble floor, try to decipher the pattern my shit had made and it would all make infinitely more sense than that fucking book ever will.

Take note: page 505

>"The allusion to the waifs and waif-poles in the last chapter but one, necessitates some account of the laws and regulations of the whale fishery, of which the waif may be deemed the grand symbol and badge"

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS A WAIF AND WHO THE FUCKING FUCK CARES ABOUT THE LAWS AND REGULATIONS OF THE WHALE FISHERY THAT THEY WOULD READ 40 PAGES OF THE FUCKING REGULATIONS OF THE WHALE FISHERY FFS!!!!!

I could understand if this was of interest to the boating trade but this is considered the "greatest work of American literature". THAT MEANS YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN TERMS OF LITERATURE AMERICA...SORRY IT JUST DOES.

Listen: you don't associate America with whaling, you just don't. You associate 19th century America and the founding an unification of the country with: railroads. Why not a book about a train journey? WHY A FUCKING WHALING BOAT???! That is what irks me. It is so odd.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:58
No.2656394

Anonymous No.2656394 05/21/12(Mon)21:58 No.2656394

>>2656387
Definition of WAIF
1
a : a piece of property found (as washed up by the sea) but unclaimed b plural : stolen goods thrown away by a thief in flight
2
a : something found without an owner and especially by chance b : a stray person or animal; especially : a homeless child
— waif·ish adjective
— waif·like adjective
Origin of WAIF
Middle English weif, waif, from Anglo-French, from waif, adjective, stray, unclaimed, probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse veif something flapping, veifa to be in movement — more at wipe
First Known Use: 14th century

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:59
No.2656395

Anonymous No.2656395 05/21/12(Mon)21:59 No.2656395

>>2656387

a waif is an urchin, n00b

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:59
No.2656397

Anonymous No.2656397 05/21/12(Mon)21:59 No.2656397

Why do Americans praise Moby-Dick so much and claim Nabokov to be 'American'?

Toss on.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:59
No.2656398

Anonymous No.2656398 05/21/12(Mon)21:59 No.2656398

>>2656394
oh and:

Rhymes with WAIF
chafe, kef, safe, strafe

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:00
No.2656400

Anonymous No.2656400 05/21/12(Mon)22:00 No.2656400

Whaling: Japan. Canada. Iceland.

Railroads: America.

Melville: CUNT.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:00
No.2656402

Anonymous No.2656402 05/21/12(Mon)22:00 No.2656402

>>2656387
>why a fucking whaling boat
I've done (some) research on Melville, and, honestly? It's because he was a whaler for a short period of time and was familiar with boats.

And how is it that because some people think this is the best work of American literature that that is somehow

1) Considered true by all parties
2) True
3) Reflective on all American literature
? I know you're joking, but make sense.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:01
No.2656405

Anonymous No.2656405 05/21/12(Mon)22:01 No.2656405

>>2656101
>>2656400
An hour and a half later and you still mad.

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:01
No.2656406

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656406 05/21/12(Mon)22:01 No.2656406

>>2656387

No, once again, pulling a random quote from the text and then pretending to be angry is not an argument. There are hundreds if not thousands of great American novels which, if you want to know where the novel in English is going, you should read. Your using this book to fatuously dismiss an entire country's literature puts you in your place even if it is insincere, which it evidentially is. Grow up - people don't direct you to books to do the books a favor.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:01
No.2656407

Anonymous No.2656407 05/21/12(Mon)22:01 No.2656407

i've been working on the whaleroad

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:02
No.2656410

Anonymous No.2656410 05/21/12(Mon)22:02 No.2656410

why does this guy hate whaling so much, outside of whales being intelligent creatures with deep emotions just like us and hunting them is absolutely deplorable

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:05
No.2656418

Anonymous No.2656418 05/21/12(Mon)22:05 No.2656418

The "Whaling heritage of America" is like saying the "Ski-ing heritage of Barbados".

Hey, Dickens should have set his books in the Amazonian rainforest because het it doesn;t make fucking sense...but if Melville does it, why not hey?

MFW: Melville was a landlubber.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:08
No.2656420

Anonymous No.2656420 05/21/12(Mon)22:08 No.2656420

>>2656402

Wrong Melville was not a whaler by profession, he just happened to volunteer on a whaling ship in order to research the book and nearly died from it. But he was firmly a landlubber.

Secondly: It is considered the "greatest work of American literature" by literary associations in America and by American literary critics. So you are ill-informed CUNT.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:10
No.2656425

Anonymous No.2656425 05/21/12(Mon)22:10 No.2656425

>>2656405

nah...this has been ongoing now for years. I am not going to stop until I make the world realise how shit the book is because I think I am one of the few who actually read it past page 2

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:13
No.2656430

Anonymous No.2656430 05/21/12(Mon)22:13 No.2656430

>>2656425

dude you diddn't even know what waif means you were probably just confused

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:13
No.2656432

Anonymous No.2656432 05/21/12(Mon)22:13 No.2656432

THIS FUCKING BITCH READ MOBY DICK AND LOOK WHAT ITS DONE TO HER SHE USED TO HAVE A CAREER YOU CUNTS...!!!!! FUCKERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lweitc67Jzw

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:15
No.2656436

Anonymous No.2656436 05/21/12(Mon)22:15 No.2656436

File: 1337652901690.jpg-(52 KB, 484x764, 12235599580.jpg)

Christ this thread has been retarded.

>>2656266
>>2656287
>>2656337
>>2656387

Especially this guy. Just go back to reading your Palahniuk, dude.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:16
No.2656441

Anonymous No.2656441 05/21/12(Mon)22:16 No.2656441

>>2656418
Why do you feel the need to samefag all over this thread? Saging in hopes that you'll stop.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:16
No.2656443

Anonymous No.2656443 05/21/12(Mon)22:16 No.2656443

>>2656430

Yeah well you Americans are so eager to ruin the ENGLISH language you went and named a mammal species after a place in Britain. Wales...you Americans know where it is? Yeah not near Switzerland, fuckers.

Fuckers do it all on porpoise to bastardise our language and turn it into some American ghetto slang

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:16
No.2656444

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656444 05/21/12(Mon)22:16 No.2656444

>>2656420
>>2656425
>>2656432

Called on your bullshit, you crank up the ludicrousness to save face. It's an anonymous board man. Just walk away.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:17
No.2656446

Anonymous No.2656446 05/21/12(Mon)22:17 No.2656446

File: 1337653024745.jpg-(96 KB, 425x282, mad_kid.jpg)

And how dare that cunt Hemingway? Banging on and on about fucking lions and elephants and bullfighting.

The bullfighting heritage of America = zero
Hemingway = CUNT

HOW DARE THESE FUCKING CUNTS WRITE ABOUT SHIT THEY'RE INTERESTED IN AND THAT'S PART OF THEIR EXPERIENCE I AM HONESTLY MAD AS FUCK AND I'M GOING TO RANT ABOUT IT FOR FUCKING HOURS.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:18
No.2656447

Anonymous No.2656447 05/21/12(Mon)22:18 No.2656447

>>2656444

hahaha you cunt I have been trolling Moby Dick threads for fucking ever. That and fucking Homer.

You fell for it...

wow

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:18
No.2656448

Anonymous No.2656448 05/21/12(Mon)22:18 No.2656448

>>2656443
but my dictionary says that word comes from the middle ages

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:18
No.2656449

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656449 05/21/12(Mon)22:18 No.2656449

>>2656443

This is tragic. If you were black, you'd be in blackface right now. Say something about the Queen and bad teeth.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:18
No.2656451

Anonymous No.2656451 05/21/12(Mon)22:18 No.2656451

>>2656446
but his bullfighting book wasn't even in america. it was in bullfighting country

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:19
No.2656455

Anonymous No.2656455 05/21/12(Mon)22:19 No.2656455

>>2656447
are you the faggot who keeps saying the odyssey is better htan the iliad, because I swear..

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J
05/21/12(Mon)22:19
No.2656456

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2656456 05/21/12(Mon)22:19 No.2656456

File: 1337653196626.png-(89 KB, 269x277, this.png)

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:20
No.2656458

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656458 05/21/12(Mon)22:20 No.2656458

>>2656447

No, you failed to make an argument and then decided to pretend you'd meant to make yourself absurd all along. Just leave.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:20
No.2656459

Anonymous No.2656459 05/21/12(Mon)22:20 No.2656459

>>2656447

holy shit are you the campfire guy

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:21
No.2656461

Anonymous No.2656461 05/21/12(Mon)22:21 No.2656461

File: 1337653260325.jpg-(44 KB, 580x573, funny_faces_photo_hilarious_fa(...).jpg)

ITT: easily trolled cunts.

Until the next Moby Dick or Homer thread (I'm the campfire bard guy...remember me?).

anonymous?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:21
No.2656463

Anonymous No.2656463 05/21/12(Mon)22:21 No.2656463

>>2656459

yep

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:21
No.2656464

Anonymous No.2656464 05/21/12(Mon)22:21 No.2656464

File: 1337653314491.jpg-(94 KB, 415x341, surprise.jpg)

>>2656451

HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CUNT THINKS THERE'S A BULLFIGHTING COUNTRY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT M8? BULLFIGHTING COUNTRY IS CALLED FUCKING TORREMOLEENOS YOU FUCKING SEPTIC WANKER.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AMERIFATS

>MFW AN AMERILARD TALKED ABOUT YERP NEAR ME

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING SIDES ARE KILLING ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:21
No.2656465

Anonymous No.2656465 05/21/12(Mon)22:21 No.2656465

>>2656461
You're obnoxious as fuck. Just throwing that out there.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:22
No.2656466

Anonymous No.2656466 05/21/12(Mon)22:22 No.2656466

>>2656461
i don't remember you. must have missed that thread

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:22
No.2656470

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656470 05/21/12(Mon)22:22 No.2656470

>>2656459
>>2656461
>>2656463

Samefag. Look at this weak man back out of here.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:22
No.2656472

Anonymous No.2656472 05/21/12(Mon)22:22 No.2656472

>>2656459
I read that as capsguy

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:23
No.2656474

Anonymous No.2656474 05/21/12(Mon)22:23 No.2656474

>>2656464
i thought is was called spain. that's what hemingway book said

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:23
No.2656475

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656475 05/21/12(Mon)22:23 No.2656475

>>2656464

This is just minstrelsy.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:25
No.2656478

Anonymous No.2656478 05/21/12(Mon)22:25 No.2656478

>>2656466

I am the guy who started a petition in order to demote Homer from "author" to "campfire bard" and I have been quite successful so far. So....

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:26
No.2656480

Anonymous No.2656480 05/21/12(Mon)22:26 No.2656480

>>2656475

OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOW A FUCKING MELVILLE DICKRIDER STARTS IN

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLL
OLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINSTRELSY? HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD YOURSELF? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:26
No.2656481

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656481 05/21/12(Mon)22:26 No.2656481

>>2656478

No you haven't, you're posting callbacks to your own jokes nobody gave a fuck about in the first place. Fuck off.

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:28
No.2656489

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656489 05/21/12(Mon)22:28 No.2656489

>>2656480

But that's exactly what it is. You're using a caricatured British English to curry favor with people who are indifferent to you.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:29
No.2656491

Anonymous No.2656491 05/21/12(Mon)22:29 No.2656491

>>2656481

Other people remember me, if you can't face the fact you were trolled on 4chan (of all places) then you are the biggest cunt on the planet.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:31
No.2656499

Anonymous No.2656499 05/21/12(Mon)22:31 No.2656499

File: 1337653863539.jpg-(114 KB, 600x528, welles_orson_gallery.jpg)

>>2656489

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CURRY FAVOUR? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A PAKI OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKING NONCE?

OH JESUS, I SWEAR TO GOD IF I LAUGH ANYMORE I'LL DO MYSELF A FUCKING INJURY YOU ARE TOO FUCKING HYSTERICAL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:31
No.2656500

Anonymous No.2656500 05/21/12(Mon)22:31 No.2656500

>>2656481
you have to admit, ahab, you did get kind of trolled. i, however, kept it cool throughout the whole thread. you can tell because i always typed without capital letters..

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:33
No.2656509

Anonymous No.2656509 05/21/12(Mon)22:33 No.2656509

this thread is bullshit

i want /b/ and /pol/ out

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:34
No.2656511

Anonymous No.2656511 05/21/12(Mon)22:34 No.2656511

File: 1337654052994.jpg-(48 KB, 319x251, 1291501605695.jpg)

>>2656023
Moby Dick is fiction because if Ishmael had actually stayed overnight in an inn in New Bedford's south end, he would have a) been shot or b) kidnapped by Portuguese single-mothers because he's the only man there with an actual job and/or future.

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:36
No.2656519

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656519 05/21/12(Mon)22:36 No.2656519

>>2656491

No, we could all see you samefagging. You even did it in consecutive posts. 'Trolling' would imply we took you seriously, and nobody did - we thought you were a retard trying to be funny, and then you confirmed it. You seem to be unfamiliar with how 4chan works.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:36
No.2656522

Anonymous No.2656522 05/21/12(Mon)22:36 No.2656522

Whenever I go with a whore I tell her to call me Ishmael.

None of them ever get the joke, stupid fucking skanks.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:38
No.2656524

Anonymous No.2656524 05/21/12(Mon)22:38 No.2656524

>>2656398

>Rhymes with WAIF
>kef

What the FUCK.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:38
No.2656525

Anonymous No.2656525 05/21/12(Mon)22:38 No.2656525

File: 1337654327098.jpg-(293 KB, 800x600, welles_more.jpg)

>>2656519

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THIS CUNT HE ACTUALLY FUCKING CARES ABOUT SHIT ON 4CHAN

MAD.

AS.

FUCK.

MELVILLE WHITE KNIGHTS = WORST SCUM ON /LIT/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:40
No.2656528

Anonymous No.2656528 05/21/12(Mon)22:40 No.2656528

>>2656500
NOTHING WRONG WITH CAPS, FAGGOT

CAPSLOCK RULES.

LONG LIVE ALL THE CAPSGUYS, EXCEPT KOZ

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:40
No.2656531

Anonymous No.2656531 05/21/12(Mon)22:40 No.2656531

>>2656525
but your posts might accidentally lead to someone not reading moby-dick, and that would be a shame, sicne moby-dick is a great book. something worth careing about, IMO

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:44
No.2656539

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656539 05/21/12(Mon)22:44 No.2656539

>>2656525

This isn't going to work, because you don't understand the nature of the place you're making such a bad job of fitting into. How do I know you care about fitting in? Because you're using the vocabulary of the people who care you.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:45
No.2656541

Anonymous No.2656541 05/21/12(Mon)22:45 No.2656541

File: 1337654731020.jpg-(11 KB, 200x267, welles_blurred.jpg)

>>2656531

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOBY DICK MOBY DICK
COMES ROUND HERE WITH HIS DISEASED PRICK
WITH A BAG OF SWEETS AND A CHEEKY SMILE
COS MOBY DICK IS A PAEDOPHILE

FUCKING MELVILLE - WORST WRITER EVER. LYING LYING CUNT AND YOU COCKMUNCHERS ARE MAKING MY FUCKING NIGHT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SWEAR MY BODY CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE FUCKING LAUGHTER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:46
No.2656543

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656543 05/21/12(Mon)22:46 No.2656543

>>2656541

This is the kind of shit you end up having to pull when you shit-talk writers you haven't read.

Anonymous
sage05/21/12(Mon)22:46
No.2656544

sage Anonymous No.2656544 05/21/12(Mon)22:46 No.2656544

We're well past the point at which everyone should be saging.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:47
No.2656546

Anonymous No.2656546 05/21/12(Mon)22:47 No.2656546

>>2656544
FUCK

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:48
No.2656548

Anonymous No.2656548 05/21/12(Mon)22:48 No.2656548

>>2656541

You know this was typed with a slight frown by a lank-haired aspie, scared of the chavs who make fun of him at the bus stop when he goes to college.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:51
No.2656552

Anonymous No.2656552 05/21/12(Mon)22:51 No.2656552

>>2656539
>>2656539

>the vocabulary of the people who care you

HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOH
OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHO
OHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

DO YOU EVEN READ THE THINGS YOU WRITE YOU FUCKING SPASTIC? BECAUSE YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR HYSTERICAL STUPIDITY. I SWEAR TO CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M WEARING AN INTERNAL GIRDLE. I LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF THE PLACE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE? hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M LITERALLY FUCKING DYING HERE. YOU MELVILLE CUNTS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH.

WOOHOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOO

>>2656548

AND HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE. THEY'RE LIKE RATS: YOU'RE NEVER MORE THAN THREE FUCKING FEET FROM ONE OF THE GAYLORDS

MAD AS FUCKING FUCK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:53
No.2656557

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656557 05/21/12(Mon)22:53 No.2656557

>>2656552

You were called a spastic at school, weren't you?

What made you think you'd find some justification for your existence here?

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J
05/21/12(Mon)22:54
No.2656559

Benny Profane !!muO1YE/mn/J No.2656559 05/21/12(Mon)22:54 No.2656559

>>2656557

just... stop feeding him...

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)22:55
No.2656566

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656566 05/21/12(Mon)22:55 No.2656566

>>2656559

I'm just interested in how completely someone can abase themselves in front of people whose approval they crave.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:57
No.2656570

Anonymous No.2656570 05/21/12(Mon)22:57 No.2656570

File: 1337655462323.jpg-(97 KB, 367x451, welles_pink.jpg)

>>2656557

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UEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU
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UEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

NOW HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD. THIS FUCKING WANKER IS PRICELESS. I WANT TO ROLL THE LITTLE BASTARD UP AND CARRY HIM ROUND IN MY POCKET BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING PERFECT.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I JUST BROUGHT UP A BIT OF MY OWN LUNG. I AM FROTHING AT THE FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUCKING HILARIOUS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU JUST FUCKING STOP. I THINK I AM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP
05/21/12(Mon)23:04
No.2656578

Ahab !!kNaamJVNbDP No.2656578 05/21/12(Mon)23:04 No.2656578

>>2656570

You've been begging from your first post on this thread.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:17
No.2656612

Anonymous No.2656612 05/21/12(Mon)23:17 No.2656612

ITT trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:23
No.2656625

Anonymous No.2656625 05/21/12(Mon)23:23 No.2656625

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>>2656578

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

JUST LOOK AT THE LITTLE QUEER - HE JUST KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE. LIKE A FUCKING DURACELL BUNNY OF IDIOCY.

ARE YOU SUNHAWK, ARE YOU SUNHAWK ARE YOU SUNHAWK IN DISGUISE? ARE YOU SUNHAWK IN DISGUISE?

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:58
No.2656702

Anonymous No.2656702 05/21/12(Mon)23:58 No.2656702

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>>2656344

>tripfag requests an example of bad writing
>example is provided by anon clearly demonstrating knowledge of the novel
>NO WAI YOU HAEV NOT MAED A CASE U NO READ BUK ANYWAY FUCK OF
>No counter-argument or supporting argument is made

>/lit/

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)00:12
No.2656729

Anonymous No.2656729 05/22/12(Tue)00:12 No.2656729

>haven't been on /lit/ in months
>this is the first thing i see

this is the most fucked thread i've seen in quite some time, yessir

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