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    • File: 1334352392.jpg-(107 KB, 400x400, hemingway.jpg)
    107 KB Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:26 No.2560744  
    Now: Six word stories, freshly written.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:28 No.2560750
    OP is a fag, therefore sage.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:28 No.2560753
    Turns out green light meant stop.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:29 No.2560755
    >>2560750
    not OP, but you're no fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:30 No.2560757
    i'm sexy and i know it
    >> satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 04/13/12(Fri)17:31 No.2560759
    >>2560750

    calm down. deep breath. counter sage.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:32 No.2560760
    Baby shoes for sale, unused.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:32 No.2560761
    So, the rats killed the cat.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:32 No.2560764
    Internet made him a gay scholar.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:32 No.2560765
    >>2560744
    Everyone is posting six word sentences
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:33 No.2560766
    >>2560760
    >6 words
    >can't read yet plagiarises
    >> satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 04/13/12(Fri)17:35 No.2560769
    >>2560760
    >>2560760

    nice troll nine out of ten
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:37 No.2560776
    What the fuck is this thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:38 No.2560778
    Could not write so I wrote.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:38 No.2560780
    But I can't, so i shan't.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:39 No.2560784
    >>2560760
    i see what you did there.
    >> OP_Art_a_Fahjot 04/13/12(Fri)17:40 No.2560787
    My ass doesn't smell too good.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:41 No.2560789
    I am pregnant? Me? A man?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:43 No.2560792
    This, right here, is my, prettyboyswag.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:43 No.2560793
    Op is not not a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:44 No.2560795
    And then I realised. I'd died.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:46 No.2560805
    This thread's gay; OP's a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:47 No.2560807
    Could actually smile. Burned him. Warlock.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:49 No.2560812
    >>2560807
    Thread's bad; OP should feel bad
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:51 No.2560818
    Can't write; try for brevity. Nope.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:51 No.2560820
    Like that, angry monkeys were everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:51 No.2560821
    The Politician's Tower is burning down.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:52 No.2560824
    Good grief! No more loo roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:54 No.2560828
    Please don't put that in here
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:54 No.2560830
    >>2560824

    The poodle's day turned bad fast.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:57 No.2560840
    Comment too long. Click here to
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:59 No.2560841
    I chose between concrete and bedbugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)17:59 No.2560844
    He loved suprises. She did not.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:03 No.2560852
    giant, sentient erections attack ancient rome
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:03 No.2560854
    The woman stopped breathing.
    Sexy time.
    >> satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 04/13/12(Fri)18:04 No.2560855
    jesus is coming. so am i.
    >> satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 04/13/12(Fri)18:05 No.2560860
    >>2560855

    even gave him a reach around.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:06 No.2560862
    i spilled paste, upon her face
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:11 No.2560873
    >>2560855
    >>2560860

    Satan buttfucking jesus. Jolly good show.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:12 No.2560876
    Green triangles, to my whim bend.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:12 No.2560877
    >>2560860
    Stuffed his crown up my butt.
    Turned around, kicked God's mutt.
    Spit the crownthorns in his eye.
    Now hell is gaping below me.
    Like a dilated asshole; smelly brimstone.

    captcha: sermon lyddre: irony on irony
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:13 No.2560878
    >>2560852
    >>2560860
    >>2560855

    I lol'd more than I probably should have. Bravo anons.

    Here's mine:

    So I became the boogie man.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:13 No.2560879
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Problem?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:14 No.2560884
    The brown dog jumped over the...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:15 No.2560886
    >>2560744
    Canaries die, and you do too.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:15 No.2560889
    most on topic thread ever created
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:21 No.2560903
    He lived and died alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:23 No.2560910
    >>2560903

    you rancid effervescent failure. not enough words.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:26 No.2560921
    Once upon a time, something happened.
    >> !!uO1/jaB9LgY 04/13/12(Fri)18:28 No.2560928
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    Theodore Dreiser ought to write nicer.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:30 No.2560939
    A homeless man bought me butter.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:32 No.2560945
    >>2560928
    God, Dorothy Parker would have been the best Twitterer in the history of the medium. Also the best Craig Ferguson/Watch What Happens Live guest.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:32 No.2560947
    Shitty troll thread do not reply.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:33 No.2560949
    He left and never looked back.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:33 No.2560951
    Me. You. Hammer. Nails. Blood. Tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:33 No.2560952
    Lick my neck
    -Back
    -Pussy
    -Crack
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:34 No.2560956
    Wasn't an asshole before the Internet.
    >> PatchouliAndMarijuana !!j/vDLMdkJUQ 04/13/12(Fri)18:36 No.2560962
    Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:40 No.2560966
    >>2560939
    lulz randum
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:40 No.2560968
    Existensialist emo teenager writing his memories.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:41 No.2560973
    What is the definition of story?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:41 No.2560975
    >>2560962
    are you into perfumes perchance?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:43 No.2560977
    The sun shines in my mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:44 No.2560980
    I wrote Audacious Magazine an article
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:44 No.2560982
    "I killed Krauss!"
    "Mean Hitler?"
    "D'oh!"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:45 No.2560987
    my socks could take no more
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:48 No.2560998
    horse got away so i shot
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:50 No.2561005
    CAPICHA unreadable so comment remained unread
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:50 No.2561007
    I wish original poster would die
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:51 No.2561008
    i was raped, or was i
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:51 No.2561011
    made successful book from this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:53 No.2561014
    last six comments win a prize
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:04 No.2561037
    Mother's lips touched tenderly to my tears
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:08 No.2561045
    Captcha says it all: isholo BATMAN,
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:10 No.2561049
    Wherever I am, I must rape
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:10 No.2561050
    Family is dead, best day ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:10 No.2561051
    >>2561037

    She said "Son, leave your fears"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:11 No.2561053
    >>2561037
    you arent that much into counting, arent you?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:14 No.2561059
    >>2561051

    As I fondled her, said "Cheers!"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:15 No.2561060
    >>2561059
    >>2561051
    >>2561037

    Anon can't count but HOT DAMN!!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:16 No.2561063
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    No shirt, no shoes, no soul.
    >> The Importance of Being On Time and Being !dAqyKvNZuA 04/13/12(Fri)19:37 No.2561136
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    >>2560744
    A. abdicates; antebellum affects anyone's area.
    Because A. blasphemes, B. becomes belligerent.
    Cause B.'s cantankerous, C. can't create.
    D. deftly deferred., C. defects downstream.
    Eruption: D.'s erumpent; E.'s evacuates ere.
    Fornication for fun: E. fucks F.
    G.'s grenadiers generate, grenade F.'s Georgiancolonial.
    Haruspex harangue H., G. has hallucinations.
    I. ignores H.'s idiotic incantations: idling.
    Jackass! J. jocks, I.'s jimmies jostled.
    K. kemmers J.: kayaks; kwotes Kant.
    Lepers leech K., L. leaps, leaves.
    M. mollifies L., masturbates, micturates, massages.
    Nullifies N.'s necking; M. needs 'nother.
    Offput, N. offers organ over O.
    Pussies, penile putrefaction; P. penetrates O.
    Q. quits quailing, O. quakes quickly.
    Rustled, Q. rests rectum; R. re-uptakes.
    Starting smacking, R. snatches S.'s snatch.
    Try turning tail, S., T. trails.
    U-turn upturned, T. urinates, U. unclothes.
    Valkyries' verses vacillate; V.'s volk: U.
    W. wanders, walks with, wanks V.
    Xanthide xxxtreme: X. xrays W.: xysts.
    Y. yawns: yurts yardwise, X. yips.
    Z.: zoophiliac, Y.: zoftig zebu: zoosperm.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:44 No.2561160
    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:51 No.2561168
    Read "Necronomicon," called it fake. Wasn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:54 No.2561174
    It felt good, I did it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:55 No.2561178
    Stayed through winter, dead through summer.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:56 No.2561179
    I can feel my anus twitching.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:07 No.2561214
    >>2560744
    All of this is mine alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:09 No.2561222
    I go mid, or I afk
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:12 No.2561228
    Torn from the Heavens; I flew.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:14 No.2561236
    A screaming comes across the sky
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:17 No.2561251
    In dreams, intercourse with Friedrich Nietzsche.
    >> Belle & 'Lil Sebastian !!DpfF9riVhsM 04/13/12(Fri)20:18 No.2561253
    Paul never once asked her why.
    >> Belle & 'Lil Sebastian !!DpfF9riVhsM 04/13/12(Fri)20:23 No.2561269
    He later deeply regretted the Haggis.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:24 No.2561274
    >>2561251
    In dreams, I talk with you
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:29 No.2561286
    I'm 12 and what is this
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:39 No.2561305
    >>2561269
    Jibe taints Scottish patriot's masturbation session.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:40 No.2561308
    >>2560841
    Pretty good actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.2561352
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >>2561136
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:38 No.2561411
    As I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

    original story do not steal
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:53 No.2561440
    Upon arrival, our interplanetary visitors shrugged.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:54 No.2561446
    What the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:55 No.2561448
    I consider suicide an emergency exit.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:58 No.2561455
    >>2561448
    Suicide is bad for your health.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.2561456
    It began and ended with love.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:08 No.2561480
    >>2561455

    Living is bad for your health.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:09 No.2561485
    >>2561480
    Health is bad for successful suicide.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:12 No.2561493
    I wrote this story without thinking.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:17 No.2561603
    Curtain is burning while I'm sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:32 No.2561637
    He floccinaucinihilipilificates her anthropomorphization of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:35 No.2561640
    Spew hate at all that moves.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:44 No.2561651
    I just peed in a cup.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:45 No.2561653
    I saw the archbishop kicked a kitten.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:46 No.2561655
    Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.2561657
    What lies ahead is not seen.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:51 No.2561659
    No ideas, so here are words.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.2561661
    Honey, all I want is money.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)15:50 No.2563116
    I see the green light. Emptiness.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)15:56 No.2563129
    Dead love, dragging on: unwanted pregnancy.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)16:17 No.2563167
    Let criminals attack, liberal media says

    Following now a crime, Zimmerman sentenced

    NDAA, say goodbye to your freedomz
    >> xXXSuper~SlaffykinsXXx 04/14/12(Sat)16:19 No.2563169
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    >>2560744
    I quit college; I found happyness.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)16:22 No.2563178
    >>2563169
    Happiness like that?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqpMsPYGfU
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)16:32 No.2563194
    In the beginning it all ended

    'Release these chains,' said the locksmith.

    'Listen to me!'
    'What was that?'

    'I love you so much.'
    Bang.

    Not good enough for longer shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)16:48 No.2563227
    Juicy nostalgia creeps up unexpectedly.

    >>2560945
    +1
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)16:57 No.2563256
    End of funeral. He stopped masturbating.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)17:04 No.2563276
    Candle's last breath, for Jack was~
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)17:06 No.2563281
    disgust, every time i spit stuff
    >> anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)17:10 No.2563288
    Damn, is this thread still alive?
    >> xXXSuper~SlaffykinsXXx 04/14/12(Sat)17:13 No.2563299
    >>2563178
    Not quite as much happiness as that.

    I also watched that video and have no idea what I just watched.

    But it's bookmarked.
    >> Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 04/14/12(Sat)21:35 No.2564007
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    Those fart; like ripping up floorboards.

    Or

    Those farts; like two dolphins conversing.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:37 No.2564013
    for sale: dead babies; somewhat used
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:38 No.2564014
    The nigger stole a bike.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:44 No.2564036
    Doc said six months. Made seven.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:52 No.2564061
    Only gay eskimo in my tribe.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)21:54 No.2564065
    In a split second, its over.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:08 No.2564093
    Ayn Rand asked Atlas, he shrugged.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:09 No.2564096
    the above poster quoted some shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:14 No.2564113
    I'm done with you cutting me.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:17 No.2564123
    i never did see you cut.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:18 No.2564124
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    Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:25 No.2564146
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    I married Carla because I could.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:32 No.2564160
    >>2560879
    Did you just type random shit?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:36 No.2564163
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
    >> Ludwig !9CUY39dDYo 04/14/12(Sat)22:42 No.2564171
    I just read books for fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:47 No.2564182
    Tomorrows funeral: everyone invited, no tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:53 No.2564193
    >>2563299
    >>2563178
    >>2563169
    >>>/n/348378
    ?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)22:57 No.2564207
    Can't sleep, worried about my heart.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:01 No.2564221
    i'm a cheater. help me.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:12 No.2564241
    Conceited faggot Ernest Hemingway is lauded
    >> sage 04/14/12(Sat)23:19 No.2564268
    The house is no more.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:25 No.2564287
    I came, then had to clean
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:25 No.2564289
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    Torture fun, death boring, YOU LIVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:35 No.2564311
    In the mire, they beheld it
    >> Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:37 No.2564322
    I wanna be, the very best
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:22 No.2564549
    I became one with the beard.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:32 No.2564574
    the walk revealed nothing for him
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:38 No.2564584
    No options left, suicide by cop
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:44 No.2564597
    Not a lot, to talk about.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:45 No.2564599
    One day, you'll learn to lie
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:47 No.2564601
    She still sleepine in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:49 No.2564608
    Crashed Mercedes. Just used Dad's money.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:52 No.2564613
    Threw parties. Nobody attends his funeral.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:54 No.2564615
    A golden sun rose over Eden.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:55 No.2564622
    *click* Pass. *click* Pass. BANG! Loser.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:57 No.2564625
    There was fire in she, fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:57 No.2564627
    Guess what? You lost the game.
    >> noko Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:58 No.2564631
    What was that girl's name again?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:00 No.2564635
    Seriously now, guys, what's that smell?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:13 No.2564661
    duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:15 No.2564664
    Thought I was a communist! [harmonica solo]
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:29 No.2564707
    Nobody remembered him, even after death.

    ~Le Fin
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:31 No.2564713
    >>2564707

    deep&edgy
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:35 No.2564724
    >>2560744
    the devil sang and god wept.
    >> nigger Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:39 No.2564728
    nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:41 No.2564734
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    >>2561655
    you are a huge faggot die.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:46 No.2564746
    Burning Braziers Broil Beef Brisket Beautifully
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:48 No.2564750
    You shouldn't ever eat soggy waffles.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:53 No.2564761
    riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from riverrun...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:55 No.2564764
    Most of these are not stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:55 No.2564765
    Some guy killed himself. Everyone laughed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:25 No.2564798
    Pick your bullet. Stop flinching! Reloading...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:26 No.2564800
    Mirror on the wall shows cartoons.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:37 No.2564815
    The sun went out. Everyone froze.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:38 No.2564817
    Braying hungrily, braying into sunset; dehydrated.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:40 No.2564821
    Oily turds glissade out. He flushes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.2564829
    Fortuned smiled, and left once more.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.2564831
    I hate stories. Deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.2564834
    Mother anticipates avalanches. Adoption becomes cyclical.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:48 No.2564838
    Befriending vultures via my bleeding knees.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:52 No.2564848
    Scorsese unwittingly Spielbergs Cameron's Lucas Kubrick.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:01 No.2564873
    Have my heart. It's just offal.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:09 No.2564895
    Triggering hormonal imbalances. Dad was overanalytical.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:17 No.2564910
    Tower was cousin's friend. Sly digits.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:24 No.2564927
    >>2564093

    worst post in this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:57 No.2564978
    Happy heroes thrive, ends in deaths.

    Alright that's just the last novel I read summarized so I guess I've gotta go original now...

    Resurrected with technology, hates his immortality.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:04 No.2565135
    Still have my Dad's facebook request.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:07 No.2565140
    >>2565135
    Ouch, you hit me right in the family. Good job, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:26 No.2565168
    >>2565140
    To expand, my Dad is dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:38 No.2565320
    Here is buried the immortal man.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:49 No.2565332
    Unliterate scholar: Will work for food.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:51 No.2565334
    Knees weak. Vomit sweater. Mom's spaghetti.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:44 No.2565376
    The final slice: her memory lives.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:59 No.2565390
    She finally left last Sunday morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:31 No.2565423
    >>2565376
    >said Patrick Bateman via party line.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:37 No.2565429
    How many have I really got?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:40 No.2565432
    I trolled them with DFW pics.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:41 No.2565435
    >>2560744
    Tao Lin molested my fat cat.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)10:46 No.2565442
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    >>2565435

    Said Dakota Fanning, on Gmail Chat.

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