You gotta hit really hard, that's all.

You don't.
Girls ain't impressed by books.

You should just walk around wearing a blazer and graphics tee.

Wander round libraries at all times of day and you'll eventually tumble across this.


I am lying

>>2429636
As much as I like the Gilmore Girls, Lori tried too fucking hard to be hip. Spoilt middle class cunt whore.

And fuck the "band" those fucker just named dropped wayyyyyyyy too much, like Jack Kerouac did in On The Road.

>>2429643
True the dialogue was expositional at times, the characters were all mary sues - the writer's wish fulfilment fantasies. The setting was as unrealistically surrea as the characters. It name dropped authors to seem intelligent and band names to seem cool in order to attract a hip young following. But it was cute as fuck and everyone fell for it.

saging tv on a lit board

>>2429643
>Spoilt middle class cunt whore.
I thought she was mega old money. Like Tom and Daisy old as balls money.

>>2429662
Yeah, she was. My mistake.
Spoilt little old money cunt.

>>2429661
>everyone fell for it
We sure did.

>>2429636
So you have to wander into the universe of the CW? 'Cos that's a universe I'm somewhat reluctant to enter.

>>2429661
>>2429643
I tirelessly campaigned against that show in my own non-active way.

>>2429668
is there only one tegan and whatshername on lit or is it a subculture?? is it a meme or do you genuinely like them??

>>2429686
What I want to know is where the fuck all the tegan&sara gifs come from; was there a "T&S Movie" or something?

>>2429686

it's just SLAF. he likes them because i look like teagan

>>2429691
Have you not heard that one can watch a related zoetrope animation in concurrence with a wax cylinder of popular music?

>>2429697
A cylinder you say?

>>2429694
Tom Harper tried to sell that same cigar bro. I ain't buying it a second time.

>>2429694
the fuck is SLAF? and is tegan the one featured ITT?

You can't. Intelligence is only attractive when it pulls in $$$.

>>2429703
The sexiest hipster to roam the streets of Edinburgh, Dublin, London, Madrid, Lisbon, Paris, and Berlin.

You will never get to know him.

>>2429697
Ha fucking ha. I just meant that those obviously aren't their music videos, and I doubt they're that wacky in every interview they do (and what's worse is the thought of meticulous gif-capturing of arcane interviews across the internet...)

>>2429711
They pulling in mad moneyz to get a robodog.

>>2429703

shitty leith apartment fag.

he used to be a namefag, posted under a trip called 'person' for a bit, and now you can recognise him by his perma-sage, teagan pictures, hipster cynicism and latent homosexuality :3

>>2429718

truman you're like the lonely chronicler scribe of /lit/'s history.

So long as you know about the book a girl's reading, it's extremely easy to pick them up.

I recently went to a party where a girl was reading Paradise Lost. You think the guys who usually come up to her know shit about John Milton.
I'm not going to lie and say we fucked that night, but we did talk for a few hours in which we found out we weren't each other's type.

The point of that cool story is that people like people who share their interests. Since most people don't read literature, it's not the most successful tool for picking up women. But it does help in picking up women who like literature.