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    38 KB Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)10:59 No.2260820  
    Stealing books - the gentlemanly crime.

    Haven't had one of these threads in a while. Your exploits, /lit/?

    >implying you haven't filched paperbacks from crummy second hand book stores
    >> Postrider !!IFhYmPq4mXS 12/17/11(Sat)11:05 No.2260823
    I have never done this, but it seems like an interesting thing. Pirating kindle books I can do, but stealing a physical copy I haven't tried yet...

    Inb4 pirating vs stealing
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:08 No.2260824
    Uh, yeah, no. Stealing a 1.50 copy of Animal Farm from a bookstore that makes almost no significant revenue isn't something a "gentleman" would do.

    Try again, OP. This time, work the gray matter.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:08 No.2260825
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    i used to steal from the library an absolute shit-ton back in elementary school and junior high.

    >mfw when I have the entire redwall series until 1998.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:17 No.2260832
    I would never do that, I follow the categorical imperative.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:18 No.2260834
    >>2260832
    me too.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:20 No.2260836
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    I've befriended the local independent bookstore proprietors: one of them is teaching me how to bind and repair antiquarian texts and the other gives me great recommendations and free books all the time.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:20 No.2260837
    I only ever stole one single book, some 10 years ago.

    Afterwards I felt so bad about it I couldn't even bring myself to read it.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:23 No.2260841
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    nigga what could possibly motivate me to physically steal a book. I already have 92,000 books on my hard-drive and will never be in want of one for the rest of my life. I ain't winona ryder. shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:54 No.2260888
    >have a look at my parents bookshelf
    >half of the books have library stamps
    the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:56 No.2260893
    >implying emma watson has read anything besides harry potter scripts
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:57 No.2260894
    >>2260888

    either they're discards that were sold at library book sales or you're the issue of kleptomaniacs and should be chemically castrated
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)11:58 No.2260900
    >>2260893
    >implying I wouldn't give my life just so i can sniff her asshole
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:00 No.2260904
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    >>2260893

    In all likelihood, and I write this with all sincerity, she's probably better read than you are.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:09 No.2260920
    books were the main thing in my childhood I have stolen, now i just take books from girlfriends and never return them hehehehe
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:10 No.2260923
    >>2260920
    That means you're a cunt mate.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:50 No.2261001
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    >>2260825
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:54 No.2261007
    >>2260904

    What makes you say that? Child actors often receive really sub-par on-set education. I'd be surprised if she could even name any decent authors, let alone if she had read them.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:55 No.2261008
    Next up we'll have

    >Burning books - the educated fire.
    >Your exploits, /lit/?
    >>implying you haven't set fire to the fiction wing of your crummy local library
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:55 No.2261009
    I stole Tao Lin, Samuel Beckett and Mervyn Peake from the Harvard Bookstore last week.

    I swear, shoplifting is the best crime anyone can commit.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:58 No.2261012
    >>2261007

    She got into Harvard didn't she?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)12:58 No.2261015
    >>2261009

    They're all dead, and you stole from Harvard.

    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:00 No.2261016
    >>2261012

    Brown. Famous morons get into the Ivy League all the time, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:00 No.2261018
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    I'm afraid of getting caught. The bitch on the counter rubs in to de magnify the thing but at a closer inspection I can't find the tag.

    Also, opinions on swapping price tags?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:01 No.2261019
    >>2261007

    >After moving to Oxford with her mother and brother, Watson attended The Dragon School until June 2003 and then moved to Headington School, also in Oxford. While on film sets, Watson and her peers were tutored for up to five hours a day. In June 2006, Watson took GCSE examinations in 10 subjects, achieving eight A* and two A grades.
    After leaving school, Watson took a gap year to film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows beginning in February 2009, but said she "definitely want[ed] to go to university". The Providence Journal reported that Watson had confirmed that she had chosen Brown University, located in Providence, Rhode Island. In March 2011, after 18 months at the university, Watson announced that she was deferring her course for "a semester or two", to give her more time to participate in the advertising buildup for the release of the second Deathly Hallows film, and other projects. It has since been announced that Watson will be continuing her studies in autumn, reportedly on an exchange programme to Worcester College, Oxford, and that she will complete her final year at Brown University.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:03 No.2261021
    >>2261019
    >The Dragon School

    BOSS AS FUCK
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:08 No.2261026
    stolen a copious amount of books from school

    catcher in the rye, of mice and men, to kill a mockingbird, every lord of the rings, silmarillion, sabriel series by garth nix, lot of james patterson books, and a buncha other shit, our librarian always chilled in the back on the computer
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)13:17 No.2261034
    I've stolen and thrown away more books than I've bought and know plenty about the slow destruction of the literary art. Ask me anything
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)14:45 No.2261195
    >>2261034
    Where would you steal a book? And how do you work?
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)14:47 No.2261201
    Only book I ever stole was about logic, it was worth like 30€. Mostly did it because I didn't want to die without having stolen a book. And the book was cool.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)14:58 No.2261217
    i've only stolen one book, and that's because it was the only copy i had ever seen at the bookstore and it was like $35.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)15:04 No.2261227
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    >>2261018
    >I can't find the tag
    Oh dear, don't even try to steal anything.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZPx8APsX30
    look at the top comment.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)15:10 No.2261235
    I stole about 10, Nietzsche, Woolf, Fitzgerald, etc. from my school library.
    I've stolen a moleskin notebook (24.00 lol) and probably over $250 of fiction from chapters. Have stolen from a used bookstore.
    Planning on stealing a bigger moleskin because the one I need is 30.00 and my space right now is running out.
    >> Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 12/17/11(Sat)15:18 No.2261251
    >stealing physical property
    If you want a book that badly, pirate it.
    >> Anonymous 12/17/11(Sat)15:21 No.2261261
    >>2260820
    Yes. I've 'borrowed' books from libraries, and then 'forgot' to return them. No need to do it nowadays.



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