Fuck this shit! Wheres my Rendezvous with Rama, With Morgan Freeman!?

Eh, I'd rather see something grittier than what you describe.

>>2110126

Fuck that where's my foundation movie with Liam Nielson as Hari Seldon .

>>2110290
Fuck that, Wheres my War Of The Worlds true to the original story, With the HMS Thunder Child!

>>2110290
FUCK YEAAHAHAHAHAHHAHASHSHA

Please, if there is a God, hear me: MAKE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN!!!

So help me if you don't, I will come to that place where you reside, come there and take your heart in my teeth, to drink your golden God-blood! I swear it with everything I am and all that I am not. This is a threat.

>>2110336
Why do you say come there twice? sounds edgy.

>Ender's Game movie

Troll!

If Ender's not the biggest Mary Sue in literary history, I don't know what is.

>>2110485
Seriously. And the ending was not the least bit impressive. It was the equivalent of "NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS! And then John was a zombie."

>>2110336
I like your style.

>>2110492
I dunno, I thought the bit about knowing your enemy completely and loving them for it the instant before you annihilate them to protect yourself was very powerful.

The end twist probably would ahve been more impressive if it wasn't a ROSEBUUUD moment by now, btw.

to me, ender's game was always about the morals of Ender. The ending should be an emotional climax of how he had been used rather than the elation of having beaten the aliens. Ofc the on screen actors should be shown rejoicing in it (sans Ender) but if the audience doesn't feel at least an amount of the angst Ender felt at that moment, then the movie will have failed in my opinion.

Sadly, this movie will probably go with the fuck-yeah-humans angle.

As if Hollywood is going to make a movie where kids kill each other and not fuck it up.

If I remember correctly, doesn't Ender beat one of his classmates to death in the toilets? I bet you a hundred euros that bit doesn't go in the movie

I want them to show the part where two 12 year olds take over the world by tripfagging on /new/.

You think they would put that in?

>>2110507
I just saw Citizen Kane for the first time (along with reading through the classics, nonfiction works to educate myself, and modern fiction to entertain myself, I also try to make my way through IMDB's Top 250 films) and I had no idea what Rosebud would be....not sure if I'm the only person to never hear people talk about that film, but I didn't know it would happen.

Nor did I hear a thing (or suspect a thing) about the end of Ender's Game.

(The Sixth Sense, however, was so obvious I thought that was part of the film. No one needed to tell me.)

>>2110657
>Sadly, this movie will probably go with the fuck-yeah-humans angle.
I hope so, most contemporary science fiction movies constantly put the focus on how bad humans are.

>>2110776
Not exactly our internet though is it?

>>2111014
Because we are
> Avatar, Battle for Planet Terra etc etc etc we just want resources take what we want and do what we want, if anyone takes a stand we shoot them down. just like america does in real life i don't want to start a political debate though so please no

>>2111344
>avatar....

You find child actors capable of doing the book justice.
If by the end of writing the script they're not all teenagers filled with angst I'll be shocked.
Horrible comparison, but you remember the shocking contrast between the Goku character in the animated dragonball series and the Live action adaptation? That sort of contrast is what I'm bracing myself for if an ender's movie is ever made.

Ender's Game is Twilight for boys.

I loved the book.

I don't think I'd be able to handle it if it was adapted.

Hollywood would just fuck it up.

JUST LIKE FUCKING ERAGON

>>2111769
What you say nigga?

>>2111769

>Eragon
>ruined

it don't see how this is possible.

>>2113418

I see his point.

Shit x Shit = Shit (infinity)

OP, if you think you can inject a scott pilgrim + 300 vibe into Ender's Game and make it good then I fear the drivel hollywood would possibly come up with. Not sure what you mean by that. Maybe clarify your idea a bit more?

The good news is, Orson Scott Card wont let anyone make it without his concent and without adequately expressing his vision. So, there is hope.