Marry Hegel, fuck Neitzche, and kill myself.

Oh my god the world is amazing and horrible.

Doesn't even compare to the manga Shakespeare. IMO

this is incredible, i need to read this (and also cite it in academic papers)

translation pls

Couldn't they at least do something cool like Go Nagai's Divine Comedy manga

>>2085595

Oh this is way worse than manga Shakespeare is you ask me.

Meh. Designs are rather uninspired. Though making Kant be on student discipline committee and Hegel the fat one at least got a chuckle out of me.

>>2085605
the only thing fat about Hegel is her titties

At least you'll have something to look at while Hegel goes on about her nonsense.

>>2085604
Nah, Shakespeare actually produced something of value

>>2085618

Also more dick jokes.

>Ich, Tünderen und D. Phil. Heidegger
>Tünderen
Das ist nicht wie man zu "tsundere" buchstabieren.

>>2085640

I found the D.Phil. funnier. Apparently she's still credentialed in this universe.

I'm assuming this was self-published by some bored otaku after skimming through an intro to European philosophy ebook, right?

I really, really want to read this.

>>2085683
Why? It's probably really boring

290 pages according to Amazon

>>2085675

Nah, it's got a real brand, at least.

>>2085684
Almost as boring as the philosophers themselves, even

Spinoza? Seriously? Of all the people to include they picked fuckin' Spinoza?

Apparently, the audiobook is read by Miori "Miorin" Ichikawa from the idol group AKB48.

>>2085737

But... why? Why would you pick someone to read a book based on prettiness/singing talent? (let's be generous and assume she has some.) Audiobooks have to be read in a low register or they're just a bitch to listen to on numerous fronts.

>>2085737
Age: 17
Blood Type: O
Height: 148 cm
Weight: ― kg ~_^
Measurements: 66 - 52.5 - 74 cm

>>2085713
>not appreciating Spinoza for arguing against teleology and introducing deistic theology to the west

>>2085753

See, this won't do at all. Everyone knows the best narrators have blood type AB-.

>>2085760

Fuck that. Give me Lockeko.

>>2085764

Morgan Freeman is AB-?

¿raibunitsu-chan ga doko desu ka ? -__-"

why wasn`t tsundere schopenhauer listed ;_;

>>2085799

We got berkely and hume as makeout twins, isn't that good enough?

Tears of rage were wept.

EMMA KANT HAS HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT

Moe Nyaralthotep is cooler

>>2085939

Ugh, that one annoys me. cthulhoid magical girls is an awesome premise but they execute it SO BADLY.

>>2085947

As opposed to Madoka?

>>2085947
Actually, it's a terrible idea

>>2085966

Is not. Unless you mean making the big-name gods magical girls, because yeah, that's stupid.

>>2085966

Nah, it'd work. Hell, they all have the bug-eyed "Innsmouth look" already!

>>2085978 "Innsmouth look"
"Eyes grow larger and drift apart, nose and ears decrease in size..."

Oh shit. Anime is deep one propaganda. The Japanese are all cultists. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

>>2086019

>>2086019
>>2086137
>>2085978

I think we may be onto something here.

So it's... Renée Descartes, ????? Spinoza, Georgina Berkeley, Whelma Hegel, Davina Hume, Fredrika Neitzche, and Martini Heidegger (the world's most intellectual stripper!) I suppose?

>>2086693

Could use Beatrice for Spinoza. Not the same name, but roughly the same meaning.

Hey, might get a couple people to read actual philosophy, so that can only be a good thing.

It'll never be translated though, so who cares?

>>2086693
Descartes: Dezukasa Rune (出丘ルネ)
Spinoza: Suginoza Haru (杉野座はる)
Berkley: Kiyota Kureha (清田呉葉) lolwut?
Hume: Dei Hiume (出井陽梅),
Kant: Kanto Emaru (神渡えまる)
Hegel: Hiragawa Ruumi (比良川瑠海)
Nietzsche: Nichi Futaba (二池双葉)
Heidegger: Harudegawa Chika (春出川千夏)

I laughed at the Nietzsche carnation

God damnit japan you keep doing it time after time after time.

Translation? Im looking forward to citing this

Two bombs weren't enough, that's all I have to say on the matter.

this is what japanese comparative philosophers really think

I think, therefore there's me, K?

★ ボク思う。ゆえにボクあり。 ☆

>>2087133

OK, yes, or you can just go the "make shit up" route, I suppose.

Gotta love that Nietzsche, but, where's my Schopenhauer?

Anyone got translations, just for the laughs?

>>2088021

Came out too recently. It's new, and it's an LN rather than a manga, so it'll take a while.

Reminds me a bit of this, except more outrageous. I haven't this yet, but it's supposed to be good.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Left-Bank-Gang-Jason/dp/1560977426/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1316380713&
;sr=8-1

>>2088027
1920s Paris: is the birthplace of the graphic novel! Set in 1920s Paris, this very original and hilarious graphic novel is a deliciously inventive reimagining of four literary giants (F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Ezra Pound and James Joyce) as not only typical Jason anthropomorphics, but graphic novelists! In Jason's warped world, cartooning is the dominant form of fiction, and not only do these four literary figures work in the comics medium but they get together to discuss pen vs. brush, chat about the latest graphic novels from Dostoevsky ("I can't tell any of his characters apart!") to Faulkner ("Hasn't he heard of white space? His panels are too crowded!") and bemoan their erratic careers. A hilarious sequence where Hemingway is lectured by an overbearing Gertrude Stein, guest appearances by Zelda Fitzgerald and Jean-Paul Sartre plus a few remarkable twists and turns along the way make for one of the funniest and most playful graphic novels of the year.

>F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Ezra Pound and James Joyce

F. Scott Fitzgerald is Oda
Hemingway is Kubo

>>2088049

SO THERE I WAS BEING HEMINGWAY

Ahahahahahaaaa

Shintaro Kago is Joyce and Inio Asano is Pound? Idk.

I don't know about the others, but this does seem like how Kant would be if he was a an anime girl.

>>2088073

...a crossdressing boy?

The breast is the march of god through the world.