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09/02/11(Fri)08:42 No.2052166HNNG...YES.......YES!....OHHH....THE
PALE KING...OH GOD.....OHHH
GOD......................................oh...oh shit...oh shit I'm so
sorry, that's never happened before...it's just that, y'know, I've been
stressed at work, and you're so beautiful and.........shit.........if we
wait, like, 10 minutes we can go again? Oh no, that's ok, I'll go get
you some ibuprofen.....oh.....no I understand..What, sorry?....but I
don't like sleeping on the couch! It's cold and your Labrador watches me
sleep!...no! please, come on, it's not your fault, I'm going through a
bad time! You were lucky I could even get it up in the first place!
SHIT! Sorry, I didn't mean it like that! You ARE beautiful....in that
baggy grey t-shirt you got free at the mall as a promotional
gift...unwashed hair turns me on! OH GOD NO! I'm sorry, I love you! I
LOVE YOU! What are you getting up for? Hey no, what? Ah..ahh no no no,
don't pull on it, where are you leading me? No, god, don't put me
outside, there are owls out there!!...oh, locking the door, very nice.
Fuck, what have I done? OH HEY, no, hey don't throw those out here, no
come on, it's muddy outside! That shirt cost 400 dollars! Very Mature,
is this why Josh dumped you, you PSYCHO BITCH? No, Mrs. Benchman, you go
back to sleep, this is none of your business, me and Hannah, are just
having a disagreement, you go off back to bed, go on.........HEY, well I
can assure you that I've never had any complaints about it! How are you
a reasonable judge anyway? You haven't seen a cock since 198-fucking-7!
Oh, that's great, Hannah, tell everyone the size of my penis will you.
Y'know, I should have listened to my mother about you, you are bad news.
Morris
gathered his sodden clothes from the floor, and walked back to his car.
After fishing the keys out of his trouser pocket, he sat inside, turned
on the ignition, air heater blowing furiously on his now puny
rubberised penis.
Well........at least it's better than my last birthday. |
