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    20 KB ITT: conversations you've had with people about books Nick Adams !!LCBK8pnY1z4 02/04/10(Thu)20:13 No.192801  
    >Brother is a hunter and outdoorsman
    >I suggest he check out Hemingway
    >Brother says, "oh, isn't he one of those fancy literary guys?"
    >Brother is a stupid douchebag
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:16 No.192821
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    >Dad is insecure about the fact he failed English and every time he catches me reading a classic he says things like "it's okay to just read for entertainment [i.e. herp ur a hipster]"
    >He finds me reading Dickens
    >I say "yeah I've been reading it for a couple of weeks"
    >he scoffs and says "Dickens is easy, it should take you a few days at the most to read David Copperfield"
    >Dad is a hipster dickwad who probably posts on /mu/
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:19 No.192848
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    >Anon, suggest something for me to read.
    >Sure, little bro. How about A Clockwork Orange? You liked the movie, yeah?
    >Yeah, but doesn't it have hard language in?
    >Not really, you get used to it.
    ...Three days later...
    >Here Anon, the first page was too boring
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:21 No.192867
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    >my little brother is an illiterate Xbox-addicted fat sack of shit who needs a book for his English assignment
    >give him Slaughterhouse-Five because it's an accessible, short, entertaining read
    >he thinks it's too difficult
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:22 No.192875
    >Faux hippie stoner friend: Yeah anon, here's your book! It was awesome man I learned a lot from it.
    >Myself: Oh sweet man what was your favorite part?
    >... you know all of it.
    >DIDNT READ

    There are few sins so eggregious to claim a book which was unread.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:24 No.192887
    >>192875

    Oh and for kickers, the book was The Electric Kool-Aid Acid test.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:24 No.192895
    I don't have anyone to talk to about books, really.

    I sometimes give my parents books to read; they rarely do. I don't know if it's that their attention spans are gone or that reading for a length with glasses is too much for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:25 No.192899
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    >>192887
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:25 No.192904
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    >brother complains that he is bored
    >tell him to read a book
    >he laughs and says "YOU MUST BE TONS OF FUN AT PARTIES"
    >both of us are socially retarded and have never been to any parties ever
    >he gets depressed, smokes weed, goes to sleep
    >I get depressed, read for a bit, and go to sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:27 No.192919
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    >My friend mentioned liking dystopian lit
    >me: Hey have you read We?
    >friend: yeah I thought it was a huge ripoff of Anthem
    >derp
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:27 No.192921
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    >Sister reading twilight
    >she asks what I think of it
    >tell her having looked at it briefly it looks like trash
    >derp u r just an elitist snob
    >later on that night she tries to be smart by noting the "Ironicness [sic]" of something
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:27 No.192924
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    >girlfriend says Im like Saint Exupery's fox except I can't be tamed
    >I say it's more interesting that way
    >she disagrees, uses it as a pretext to dump me
    >> DeadPoet !!YUH9KpxE1PY 02/04/10(Thu)20:28 No.192931
    >Hey, Poet. Should I read the Skeleton Crew?
    >Sure, mang. It's a good book, solid story, and King was good back then.
    ... Three days later
    >I finished it. I liked it.
    >Wow, it's quite thick. I'm surprised you finished it in such a short time.
    >I liked the part where Skeleton rebels against the boss.
    >You haven't read it, have you?
    >...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:29 No.192940
    >>little brother texts me "Which is easier [to read]: Pride and Prejudice or A Tale of Two Cities?"
    >>I reply "You'll probably like A Tale of Two Cities better, since Pride and Prejudice is seriously girly."
    I assume he's taken my advice. I hope he likes it, but I feel a little bad for not telling him to read both, or at least not to choose books based on how easy they are to read. It was probably for school though.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:29 No.192941
    >>192904
    Random parties kind of suck anyway. Unless you are with really good friends its just people getting super fucking drunk and acting stupid. When i go to a party i NEED to get super wasted before i enjoy it. otherwise i'm just walking around thinking "humanity is preoccupied with the stupidest shit" Make friends in hobby or something instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:30 No.192954
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    >50 year old aunt strongly advises me to read more of the Twilight series
    >Be polite, say that I wasn't particularly enthusiastic about the writing
    >"It's really all about the epic love story, you know. The writing style has nothing to do with it."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:30 No.192957
    >>192887
    I'm reading that right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:30 No.192962
    >>192924
    Wait, she used your expression of acceptance of her freespiritedness as an excuse to break up with you? How did *that* work?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:31 No.192965
    >>192801

    Could you please, please, PLEASE, give it a rest about Hemingway? We get it, you like him. Now, please never post about him again.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:31 No.192970
    >mom says "who was the muslim prophet? Moses?"
    >answer "Muhammad"
    >can't believe she didn't know that
    >seriously can't believe she didn't know that
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:31 No.192972
    >>192887


    Firsty, I like Salinger.

    >What did you think of Catcher (obligatory) man?
    >I don't know, I read it and I didn't like it.
    >Can't win em all.
    >But then aforementioned faux hippie friend told me how Holden was schizo and a lot of those people he was talking to weren't even there - and I thought about it and I think I like it more.
    >......... wat
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:33 No.192999
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    >meet GFs brother
    >talk about books
    >he's reading Wheel of Time
    >I'm reading Sophie's World
    >calls me pretentious

    not very exciting, but it made me rage
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:34 No.193005
    >Aunt notices me reading, asks if I've read the Twilight books
    >I reply that I have, and they weren't really my cup of tea
    >Aunt responds "Oh, but they're just so romantic!"
    >I tell her that I'm not really into romance
    >Later find out from my mom that my Aunt asked her if I'm a lesbian.
    >When my mom asked why she thought that, she said that that was really the only reason one could have for not liking Twilight

    -.-
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:34 No.193009
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    >roommate points out that I've been reading fucktons of novels recently
    >I ask him if he knows of a few good bookstores
    >he says "Hey you've met Anais right? At parties right? Well she's a huge bookworm, she could be of some help"
    >said girl is a super hot, buxom (but by no mean fat) redhead
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:35 No.193015
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    >>192962

    Nah, I'm the fox in the story..
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:35 No.193016
    >>192954
    I'm not the kind who usually hates on Twilight. But that shit would piss me off. Because there ARE things which are epic love stories, and Twilight simply is not one of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:35 No.193017
    >>192999
    That's fantasyfags for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:36 No.193019
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    >dad sees me reading
    >he comments that I should spend my time doing something more constructive
    >somehow get into a huge argument about the value of higher education
    >dad thinks the Empire State Building and the Eiffel Tower are the same thing
    >realize arguing with him is a waste of time
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:36 No.193021
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    >>193005
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:37 No.193032
    >>193005
    that's fucking funny
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:38 No.193049
    >Dad sees me reading The Myth of Sisyphus
    >Asks me what it's about
    >I tell him
    >He asks me if I'm going to try and kill myself again
    >I reply, "Not today."
    >He does not think it is funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:39 No.193055
    >>192904
    That's actually kind of cute. ;)
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:39 No.193062
    >>193009
    >named Anais

    You've lucked out more than you think you know.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:39 No.193063
    >roommate asks to borrow a book
    >I lend it to him
    >it sits on his desk the entire semester
    >he gives it back and says "lol sorry"
    >repeat every single year
    >wtf
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:40 No.193066
    >Reading The Bell Jar at lunch
    >some fag calls me boring
    >HURRRR
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:41 No.193077
    >>193049
    lol.
    but srlsy, don't kill yourself, fag
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    >reading monte cristo for the second time
    >roommate steps in: "dude, the movie with starring guy pearce was SO good"
    >wat
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:41 No.193085
    >>193049
    read No Longer Human next
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:42 No.193089
    Put book down on desk.
    Some dude taps the book and says >>That's a good book.
    I smile and nod.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:42 No.193090
    >see my older brother reading poetry
    >boggle at the concept of someone enjoying such a worthless form of art
    >> Nick Adams !!LCBK8pnY1z4 02/04/10(Thu)20:42 No.193092
    >>192965
    stop posting in my threads, woman
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:42 No.193095
    >>193079
    that movie was shit. made albert his real son. wtf.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:42 No.193098
    >visit home from college
    >go over to friends house
    >my friends sister's boyfriends friends (his sisters boyfriend had his friends over too)
    >they are drinking
    >unemployed drunken failure makes fun of me for being an intellectual.
    >> DeadPoet !!YUH9KpxE1PY 02/04/10(Thu)20:43 No.193105
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    >>193090
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:43 No.193108
    >>193063
    you make your roommate ask to borrow your books.
    ROOM-MATE
    were you sitting there all year staring at it on his desk fuming with ocd
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:44 No.193113
    >Forgot David Mamet's name
    >ask my lecturer if she remembers (she used to do performing arts)
    >she doesn't know, like, she's NEVER known or even heard of Glengary Glen Ross
    >RAEG
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:44 No.193116
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    > reading book (Life and Times of Michael K) at uni
    > good looking girl comes up to me and says she also reading that book
    > we start talking
    > she ask me if she could come home to me and see what other interesting books I have
    > I say no, explaining that I borrow all of my books from the library
    > get home and realize I'm an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:44 No.193119
    >>193108
    ...wat?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:45 No.193129
    >>193116
    Ouch, that sucks man.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:45 No.193133
    >>193116
    I just facepalmed at this.
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    >>193116

    For fuck's sake man..
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:45 No.193136
    >>193116
    Hahaha omg sorry
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:45 No.193137
    >>193116
    Haha, damn. That sucks. Gotta pay attention to those hidden (obvious) social cues.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:46 No.193138
    >>193116
    WAT
    ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:46 No.193139
    >>193108
    i got in a fight with my roommate once about doing the dishes he claimed that having dishes in the sink qualified as a "miserable existance" and i even asked him to clarify what he considered a miserable existance and he repeated that statement. He then went off on a random tangent about how being fat was also a "miserable existance" and that no one not even family loves fat people. He's a little bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:46 No.193140
    >>193108
    You share a living space with your roommate, not your personal property.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:47 No.193147
    >>193139
    Are you fat?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:47 No.193148
    >>193139
    He's right, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:47 No.193150
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    >I get a new roomate
    >he asks me what i'm reading
    >Under the Dome by Stephen King
    >I ask what he has been reading recently
    >The only book I have ever read is the bible, i don't need to read anything else.
    >I tell him that I stopped reading fairy tales when I was a child
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:48 No.193156
    >>193150

    That's stupid, fairy tales are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:48 No.193158
    >>193147
    Nope i'm stronger and faster then him in every respect. It took most of my while power to not beat his ass
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:48 No.193159
    >>193139
    Tell him he can validate his existence by buying into consumer products such as a dishwasher.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:49 No.193167
    >>193156
    Yeah really. You should've just said "meh, it had bad character development" or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:50 No.193180
    >reading The Scarlet Pimpernel
    >dude comes up to me and asks if I'm still reading that civil war book
    >lolwhut
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    >go to my university's science fiction society to borrow a book
    >some exec is there
    >she tells me she doesn't know if they've got the book I'm looking for, but the one who knows might not be long
    >I'm waiting, trying painfully to make conversation as she's a shut down aspie nerd
    >gets so awkward I decide to leave for her sake
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:51 No.193190
    >>193150

    Cool comeback bro.
    >> DeadPoet !!YUH9KpxE1PY 02/04/10(Thu)20:53 No.193210
    >Reading A Man for All Seasons
    >An okay-looking girl asks me what the book's about
    >Tell her it's about lawyers and religion
    >She points and yells, "OBJECTION"
    >Gets into Phoenix Wright discussion
    >The girl is now my girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:53 No.193211
    >science fiction society
    >shut down aspie nerd

    If you're visiting the "science fiction society", I'm willing to bet you're not much better.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:53 No.193213
    >>193210
    You worded the last line better the first time.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:53 No.193217
    what the hell is a "science fiction society"? My college just has one library.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:53 No.193219
    >>193211

    THAT'S YOU GUYS' FAULT FOR SAYING SCIFI CAN BE COOL
    >> DeadPoet !!YUH9KpxE1PY 02/04/10(Thu)20:54 No.193229
    >>193213
    Did I now? Ah, well.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:55 No.193231
    >>193185
    You should not have attempted to make conversation.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:55 No.193235
    >>193217

    It's like a sci-fi convention, only it has representative government.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:55 No.193236
    >>193116

    Hahaha, bummer man. I feel for you!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:55 No.193243
    >>193150
    >needlessly antagonize someone you're going to be living with
    >go to 4chan to brag about it
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:56 No.193249
    Oldie, but a goodie
    >Reading on the school grounds
    >Retard and his gf come up to me
    >"Hey wut u readin"
    >I tell them it's "Tender is the Night"
    >Gf: "never heard of it. why?"
    >"why ....?"
    >"u reading lol?"
    >"Because ... I like it?"
    >Gf: "not 4 class then :0?"
    >"No ..."
    >Guy: "U think u r smart?"
    >" .... not as such?"
    >They walk off, I wonder what the fuck just happened

    It wasn't even an aggressive type of "U THINK U SMART, EH FAGGOT?", just more from genuine inquisitiveness I suppose. People ....
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:56 No.193258
    >>193150
    >furiously have a victory wank
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:59 No.193278
    >>193140
    part of being a normal, non apsie of a human being, is being sociable and learning to be generous and casually sharing.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:59 No.193284
    >>193009

    her name is way too awful, don't get involved.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:00 No.193300
    >>193284

    Don't be silly, I'm sure she's a nice girl.

    GET IT? IT'S A PUN!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:00 No.193301
    >Church leader is a cynical man.
    >I suggest "The Things They Carried"
    >We converse over the book, I mention that one of the overarching themes is that real war stories do not have much of points.
    >He says that everything has a point if you aren't too blind to see it
    >I slink off, dejected.

    >I decide to be a deaf-mute for the day after Salinger dies.
    >When I'm done, I mention in conversation that in reality, nothing will change at all with his death.
    >He poses a statement to me that he thinks Salinger did not publish any more mostly because he was afraid, scared that he would never match The Catcher in the Rye.
    >My feelings are too hurt to argue much back.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:04 No.193339
    >>193301
    a man of god will always argue that everything has a point. If he doesn't argue that he is a fake
    >> Haymaker, Maker of Hay !!n3XHhLE1dAR 02/04/10(Thu)21:04 No.193352
    >>193301
    Sounds like a badass.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:05 No.193355
    >>193301
    would you walk into a mental asylum and ask the guy who sees imaginary people for his opinion on anything?

    so why are you walking into a church and doing the same thing ?
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    >read book in a park
    >cute girl is doing the same
    >I tell her I'm going to buy hot chocolate at a nearby coffee shop, asks her if she would mind me offering her one, or coffee, because you never know, some people prefer coffee
    >she smiles, says "yes sure"
    >I come back with full self confidence, discussion about books and like ensue
    >I suggest we could go to our favourite bookstores together some day.
    >she says sure, writes her name and phone number in my book, as I forgot my phone
    >we walk to the subway station, goodbye, etc
    >forgot my book in the subway
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:06 No.193371
    >>193339
    He didn't even mention God.

    He just blew it off without interest in reading it. I believed the same thing he did until I read that book, and it gave a very unique and true-to-life view on war.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:06 No.193372
    >>193284

    It's not in France.
    Not so much.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:07 No.193376
    >>193301
    >He says that everything has a point if you aren't too blind to see it

    I don't think he was criticizing you (assuming he's not a douche) i think its more of a criticism of mankind's inability to see the truth since the fall yada yada
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:07 No.193381
    Bill Hicks Quote:

    >I've noticed a certain anti-intellectualism going around this country; since about 1980, oddly enough. … I was in Nashville, Tennessee, and after the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, but I was hungry. And I'm sitting there eating and reading a book. I don't know anybody, I'm alone, so I'm reading a book. The waitress comes over to me like, [gum smacking] "What'chu readin' for?" I had never been asked that. Not "What am I reading?", but "What am I reading for?" Goddangit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:08 No.193392
    >>193371
    I've found that preachers can either be the most profound intellectuals who are well practiced in philosophy OR (much much more common) some of the most deluded and hypocritical idiots ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:09 No.193396
    Friend: By the way, I got a job in a bookshop. The owner is this guy who sits around all day and drinks White Lightning cider. I asked him if he had any work available and he told me he hadn't, so I had a browse. I was about to leave when he said 'wait, you were looking for work, yeah?' and he offered me a part time position. Just had my first shift, we spent the entire time drinking, smoking and talking about crap. Not a single customer came in. So, you coming out this weekend?
    Me: Maybe.

    Well, if one-sided conversations about bookstores count. Last conversation I had about actual books was with him too, he was trying to get me to read House of Leaves.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:09 No.193401
    >Conversation comes up over-the-phone with parent about what I want for my birthday.
    >I say I want books.
    >Parent asks: "What for?"
    >I reply: "To read..."
    >Parent makes a scoffing noise, then goes on about how I should only read technical stuff.
    >Hang up as fast as possible.
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    >>193361
    Oh dammit, I shouldn't be laughing this hard with cracked ribs.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:10 No.193415
    >>193381
    RIP bill hicks now i need to listen to some tool
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    >suggest The Duel to little brother
    >little brother fucking loved it
    >I'm a good bro
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:11 No.193426
    >>193376
    Again, it wasn't exactly a Christian viewpoint. That was just his personality.

    And no, he isn't a douche, and I didn't take it that way. I've just known the guy since childhood, and he is the most respectable man I know. I hold him in the absolute highest regards, religious or not. Now, see, that's the problem, he's always got the best advice, which makes it hard when he shoots down your favorite books.
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)21:12 No.193432
    >>193361
    aw dude, shit man.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:12 No.193437
    >>193355
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:12 No.193442
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    >Sister is staying at my house for a few days
    >She has a movie she wants to watch
    >I ask her what movie
    >Tess of the D'ubervilles
    >My face...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:13 No.193450
    >>193249

    >you think you're smart?

    I was asked that 1,000 times during my childhood, just for sitting quietly and reading a book in public. Other kids would just come up to me and ask

    >why you readin that?
    >its NOT FOR SCHOOL?
    >oh so you think you're smart
    >you supposed to be a genius or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:14 No.193464
    >see my older sister reading Atonement
    >have sex with her on the patio
    >> Free Glass !BmmG3DoMm6 02/04/10(Thu)21:14 No.193467
    >Reading Robert Rodriguez film book
    >Two girls come talk to me about it
    >"Oh, so you're gonna become an actor or something? Can I be in a movie with you?"
    >I reply, "No, it's for directors, and you'd have to be a professional actress to be hired, or considered for an audition."
    >"So you're like that Michael Bay guy?"
    >"But Megan Fox isn't really an actress."
    >I rage.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:15 No.193474
    I really don't know why but this thread really gives me the urge to clean... Also.

    >Family gathering at Christmas, there are about 15 of us sitting around the chirstmas tree chatting, Dad says "Really I don't think anyone has actually read Don Quixote."
    >I say that I have
    >Get stared down by the rest of the family.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:15 No.193479
    >>193392
    (Disclaimer, not trying to convert anyone)
    That's why I like the Lutheran Church, Missouri Synod. The pastors and church leaders I have met are very sober, and the church's basic beliefs hold that there is no point in trying to convert with words, only actions.

    tl;dr, lots of Lutheran leaders just exude awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:16 No.193490
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    >see little sister reading Ayn Rand
    >slap her face
    >she cries
    >slap some more
    >she cries some more
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:16 No.193493
    >>193450
    anti-intellectualism is a bitch, ain't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:17 No.193507
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    >>193464
    >read post from a redneck trailer trash hillbilly.
    >> DeadPoet !!YUH9KpxE1PY 02/04/10(Thu)21:20 No.193543
    >Reading John Locke
    >Philosophy Professor walks by
    >Professor notices what the fuck I'm reading
    >Professor tells me I should know better
    >Even Professor agrees Locke's a hipster garbage
    >Even then, I like Locke.
    >Hypocrite?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:21 No.193556
    >>193543
    Locke: Indians don't own anything because they don't have fences ...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:22 No.193572
    >>193426
    I think you may be placing too much weight in this man's opinion. You must also recognize that his comment was due to the fact that he didn't recognize the significance and importance of the book to you and your realizations about it. If he did he would have a discussion with you about the book rather than shooting you down. People make mistakes and he didn't understand what that book meant to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:22 No.193580
    >>193049
    wiki'd, i am buying this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:24 No.193594
    >>193543
    >That hipster garbage played a great part in setting up a country that grants him the freedom to call Locke hipster garbage.
    >Irony?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:24 No.193597
    >>193507
    >>193543
    >John Locke
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)21:25 No.193604
    >>193450
    >>193249
    >>193474

    Oh the burden of an inquisitive mind, h-uh?

    When did reading, which was once a sign of nobility and honor, become a thing for the degenerates and outcasts of society to engage in?

    Probably about the same time being fat became a sign of destitution, instead of wealth.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:25 No.193609
    >>192867
    to be fair Slaughterhouse IS too difficult to give a kid you know is dumb. that's not a simple book
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:27 No.193629
    >>193604

    Are you saying you're fat?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:27 No.193630
    >>193572
    I'm a naturally quiet person, and I don't want to start a petty, pointless argument with my equivalent of a father.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:28 No.193648
    >>193609
    its simple to read, but its a bit harder to extract any meaning from it.

    disclaimer: i am not claiming slaughter house 5 is a super deep book.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:29 No.193653
    >>192904
    how bout not getting depressed, smoking weed, then reading, then going to sleep?
    >> Free Glass !M2bmcwo0fQ 02/04/10(Thu)21:29 No.193659
    >>193604
    Y'know, my parents, both original brits, always encouraged me to read good books.
    And most kids were impressed as to how I always read thick books.
    And though I was into Harry Potter when I was in primary school, and into more pretentious stuff nowadays, I've never felt outcast or anything by it.

    ...You're probably just hanging with guidos and fratboys.
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)21:29 No.193660
    >>193629

    hahaha

    oh /lit/.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:31 No.193681
    >high school thesis project
    >about to go to local library with class to do research
    >chav says that he's never been in library before
    >i ask if he's joking
    >he isn't
    >break down and cry
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:32 No.193695
    >>193630
    my post wasn't advising it getting in an argument. It was simply stating that his dismissal of the book is due to his miscalculation in its worth to you. You must not try to feel disappointed when the other person fails to recognize the importance of something too you. In the future try and illustrate how much the book means to you before attempting to discuss it and it may yield a better result.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:32 No.193698
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    >>193490
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:36 No.193753
    >>193136
    DO NOT APOLOGIES TO >>193116 HE DESERVES ALL HE GETS FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON AND COCK BLOCKING HIMSELF
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:40 No.193797
    >dad asks what i'm doing
    >say I'm online
    >online doing what
    >laughing at some moron objectivist
    >dad laughs and asks to me *attempt* to criticize objectivism
    >begin to criticize Ayn Rand
    >dad interrupts me with a 'point'
    >criticize weak points of his argument
    >dad tells me I can't just pick apart his arguments and expect it to count as conversation
    >i ask what the difference is
    >dad yells I just don't get it and goes to bed
    >i lol turn back to computer and proceed to be trolled about the hurt locker
    >> Meager Pile !!Io+rhm7ZDyI 02/04/10(Thu)21:43 No.193829
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    >I come home from the mall.
    >Dad asks what I bought.
    >I say I bought a book.
    >Dad says I buy too many books.
    >I ask what there is wrong about that?
    >He says I should only read my Bible.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:47 No.193876
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    >invent an obscure philosopher and his philosophy for a philosophy exam
    >get great grade
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:48 No.193889
    >>193876

    What?

    I may try this....
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:48 No.193894
    >>193392
    The search for Our Father leads to either madness or wisdom, never both.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:48 No.193895
    >sitting in school reading
    >kid next to me asks what I'm reading
    >The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
    >oh its like james bond and shit?
    >say no its about an anarchist revolution after the Greenwich Observatory was destroyed but deals with themes like how governments over respond to security threats thus creating more problems than solved
    >looks at me blankly
    >yes it's like james bond and shit
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:49 No.193906
    >>193695
    Blow off, Sigmund. I don't care to change minds over books, cynical people are as hardheaded as the world they deem hardheaded.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:52 No.193938
    >>193889

    I call him Spencer H. Johnson. Always have, always will. Once he was a mass murderer in a criminology exam, another time he was a postmodern sociologist, some other time an 18th century British libertine..
    The H stands for Hannibal.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:54 No.193960
    >>193479
    That sounds cool. Catholic here, trying to become more american by converting to protestantism (my name is already american, but I want to be a real paragon of americanness) I gave up when I decided all the protestant churches had moved too far from the actual faith, and the ones that hadn't usually moved in some other crazy direction (fucking evangelicals). But maybe I'll check up on Lutheranism.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:55 No.193964
    >>193450
    That's why I avoid reading in public.
    Fuck if I'm ever thankful for quiet evenings at home with a good book and noone around.
    >> Financial Engineering Dude !OXqt9spCpY!!GEQ+AAhS/ET 02/04/10(Thu)21:55 No.193969
    >>193876

    Fucking Community College.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:55 No.193978
    >>193938
    ...

    That is way too awesome to have actually worked.

    I think you're lying.
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)21:58 No.194011
    >>193938
    do you mind if I use this for some discussions in classes?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:58 No.194014
    >>193978

    I'm not! It got me in trouble a bunch of times (criminology..) and worked way better back in high school. I'm using it far less than back then and with more precautions.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)21:59 No.194034
    >Reading 2666 at my high school
    >Freshmen get out
    >I look up
    >Someone screams Team Edward.
    >I plant myself into 2666 for 10 minutes and go to class.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:03 No.194081
    >>193479
    shut the fuck up christfag
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:04 No.194085
    >Come home with a arm load of books
    >My mom yells","where did you get all those books"?
    >I say "the library"
    >How much was it?
    >I say "free"
    >She thinks I am lying
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:04 No.194090
    >>194081
    0/10 FAAAAAAAAIIIIIILTROOOOOOOOLL
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:06 No.194110
    >>194085
    Que? Does... does she not know how libraries work?
    >> Free Glass !M2bmcwo0fQ 02/04/10(Thu)22:06 No.194117
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    >>194085
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:06 No.194118
    >raised in east bumfuck maine
    >went to school with rednecks
    >never been made fun of for reading since the 3rd grade
    >Have had good conversations with multiple rednecks about 1984, the bible, and count of monte christo
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:07 No.194122
    >>193580
    no need bro:
    http://www.scribd.com/doc/3223928/Albert-Camus-The-Myth-Of-Sisyphus

    enjoy
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)22:07 No.194123
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    >>194085
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:07 No.194126
    >Girl reading Atlas Shrugged
    >Blasted her with piss
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:07 No.194130
    >>194090
    Yeah, welcome to 4chan.

    Christians get shat upon publicly here; here's your umbrella.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:07 No.194134
    >>194118
    I don't think we know the same kinds of rednecks. Mayhaps the mainelander breed is a strange one, different from your typical Virginian redneck.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:08 No.194144
    >>194130
    I'm not sure if your being sympathetic or just saying that I should leave.
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:09 No.194156
    >>194134
    Well, I may have phrased it wrong, maybe hick would have been a better term.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:09 No.194157
    Lot of namefaggin' and
    >greentexting
    in this bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:11 No.194170
    >Go to a early college high school
    >Only read at school and occasionally at home
    >Meet kids that read 800 page books in a day
    >Ask them their favorite book
    >They answer with Twilight
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:12 No.194181
    >>194144
    Both, to be honest.

    This place sucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:13 No.194190
    >>194156
    Do they beg for money is my question? The rednecks here don't beg really, they just come out and ask if you have money. One guy basically jumped me and asked if I could give him a quarter for a taco. Another guy asked me for my change. The worst part was I gave it to him, he looked at me, then he threw it in the road. I was quite angry. However it gave me an insight as to why while the rest of white america lived comfortable middle class lives, these people were still worthless shitbags.
    >> Virtute the Cat !nDmQdoah86 02/04/10(Thu)22:14 No.194191
    >>194144
    I'm sure there's room for rational discussion of christian literature and it's merits but the religion as a whole is going to get shat upon very often.

    In fact, the discussion is going to be riddled with trolls too, try and ignore them.

    This place really isn't that bad.
    >> Nick Adams !!LCBK8pnY1z4 02/04/10(Thu)22:14 No.194192
    >>194181
    he's a jesusfag. what the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:14 No.194195
    >>194170
    You can read fast and still have shitty taste.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:14 No.194199
    >>194181
    But this is /lit/! One of my new favorite boards! It exudes that "I respect your opinion" feeling that you get from /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:16 No.194217
    >>194191
    Well, I actually think that religious literature and philosophy should be banned, for the sake of avoiding this place devolving into a constant trollfest of religion vs. non-religious philosophy. Sort of like how sometime in the future /sci/ will become science vs. religion and how /x/ is already paranormal vs. religion.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:16 No.194222
    >>194195
    Forgot to add that they call themselves "bookworms" and they never heard of Mark Twain until we covered him in class.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:17 No.194228
    I don't have a problem with people believing in religion but they should be able to defend it or at the very least put up with a little criticism. Practice that cheek turning jesus was big on that Christians tend to forget.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:18 No.194246
    >>194228
    I don't care what you believe. Let the missionaries do the converting, I'll be busy trying to make a real difference in the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:19 No.194251
    >>194222
    But Tom Sawyer is good book! Twilight bad!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:21 No.194274
    >>194246
    you should care or at least acknowledge what other people believe. Lest their beliefs lead to harmful consequences.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:21 No.194276
    >>194191
    The problem is rational discussion about christianity is like a rational discussion about a mother goose story. It's all fine and good until you get someone who takes mother goose way to fucking seriously. And yeh I love it here
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:24 No.194304
    >>194228
    Well religious types seem to think religion is somehow above rational inquiry, that is should NOT be analyzed logically. Douglas Adams put it well:


    >Now, the invention of the scientific method and science is, I'm sure we'll all agree, the most powerful intellectual idea, the most powerful framework for thinking and investigating and understanding and challenging the world around us that there is, and that it rests on the premise that any idea is there to be attacked and if it withstands the attack then it lives to fight another day and if it doesn't withstand the attack then down it goes. Religion doesn't seem to work like that; it has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. That's an idea we're so familiar with, whether we subscribe to it or not, that it's kind of odd to think what it actually means, because really what it means is 'Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about; you're just not. Why not? — because you're not!' If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like; everybody will have an argument but nobody feels aggrieved by it. If somebody thinks taxes should go up or down you are free to have an argument about it, but on the other hand if somebody says 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday', you say, 'Fine, I respect that'.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:24 No.194306
    >>194276
    Maybe. But you don't see many evangelicals hiding amongst the leguns XD of anonymous.
    >> Philosophy Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:24 No.194308
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    Hello /lit/ I am a reader somewhat versed in philosophy but would like to become more so and have been looking for any books put out by contemporary philosophers/ social scientists that you would consider worth investing time into.

    In short I am looking to get a scoop on what advances their have been in philosophical schools(namely continental) since the start of the new millennium.

    Thanks
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:25 No.194320
    >>194190
    Oh wow, no man, we all come from similar living situations of living in the woods which pretty much is; you'll only get something if you work for it, no one ever asked for money without expecting to pay it back, shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:25 No.194321
    >>194304
    I'd like to point out that it hasn't stopped anyone from attacking religion. Just that religion continues as always.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:26 No.194336
    >>194320
    Ah, well I can't truly sympathize with that way of life. I admire your closeness to the american way though. May your breed of redneck grow to replace the filth we have here in Virginia.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:28 No.194345
    >>193960
    Well, the Lutheran church used to be a bunch of ministries with varying teachings, but they were consolidated into the Evangelical Lutheran Churches of America (which are poorly run and have no standard teachings) and Missouri Synod (the decent one).

    For example, I can guarantee you that Missouri Synod churches believe what you can find in Luther's Small Catechism (or the longer Book of Concord, same stuff), but ELCA tends to stray somewhat from Biblical teachings.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:28 No.194351
    >>194118
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Maine is a weird fucking place. New Hampshire here, btw, so I run into you people a lot.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:29 No.194359
    >>194351
    New Hampshire eh? Do you by any chance know when it will snow tomarrow?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:32 No.194381
    >>194359
    DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT. I didn't think it was supposed to snow tomorrow, and you scared me into checking. Ain't no snow in New England for the next week at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:33 No.194384
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    >>194351
    >Maine is a weird fucking place.
    That's what I've been trying to tell you!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:33 No.194391
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    >Own approx. 400 books, encompassing a healthy range of non-fiction, classics and sci-fi (ftw) most of which I have read
    >Brother owns 4 Chuck Phalaniuk books
    >Claims I know nothing about 'real' literature.
    >My reaction
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:34 No.194394
    >>194351
    Wat.

    New hampshire is basically the same thing as maine except more property taxes.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:34 No.194399
    >>194391
    owned XD
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:37 No.194440
    >>194384
    On that note, Stephen King is actually a really nice and well adjusted guy. Also I met the guy that hit him, and like a year or two later, the guy froze to death in his house. Therefore Stephen King is actually a DARK WIZARD
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.194442
    >>194391
    Niggers don't read books, I smell fiction and falsehood.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:39 No.194453
    >Start chatting to a nice girl at a bar last night
    >Only two not drinking, maybe we can have a coherant conversation
    >Ask her if she likes reading
    >Her: Oh yeah, like I totally like Pride and Prejudice
    >Me:...Ok, fair enough, girls are into that sorta jazz. What else do you like?
    >Her: Twilight.
    >Me:...
    >Her:...
    >Me:...
    >Me:I have to go find my friends.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.194454
    > Supervisor at work makes fun of me for reading so much
    > I shrug and read more
    >She asks me to proofread her emails before she sends them
    > I proofread them, rewrite them so they make sense, tell her to learn how to spell and use grammar
    > "Lol fuck that shit! That's what I have you for! LOL!!!"

    She wants to be a customs officer.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.194461
    >>194442

    >Implying I am of African persuasion.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:41 No.194463
    >>194381
    WHAT, crap that means I'll have to check myself. I assumed you were getting snow up there since we're getting snow down here. Anywhere from 1 to 30 inches apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:42 No.194473
    >>194454
    You didn't answer the only important question. Is she hot?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:42 No.194478
    >>194463
    wat where the fuck are you?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:43 No.194487
    >>194478
    Virginia here again.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:44 No.194504
    >>194487
    I looked it up. Check it out,

    Overnight: Cloudy, with a low around 27. Calm wind.

    Friday: Snow, mainly after 10am. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 33. Calm wind becoming east between 5 and 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 4 to 8 inches possible.

    Friday Night: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 28. Northeast wind between 13 and 17 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 10 to 16 inches possible.

    Saturday: Snow. High near 30. North wind around 16 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%.

    Saturday Night: Snow likely, mainly before 10pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 17. North wind between 5 and 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.194506
    >>194487
    ...why would you even ask me? I live halfway across the east coast from you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.194507
    >>194170
    the moral of this story is there is no hope for humanity
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.194509
    >Girl in classroom sees me reading
    >"You like books?"
    >"Yeah."
    >"Sick. Ever read Twilight?"
    >"Yeah... uhh.. it's... okay?"
    >"I love that shit."
    >Procedes to tell me about how she saw the new movie the day it came out, even driving across the border to go a theater showing it earlier than the one in our town.
    >Listen to several guys in my class flirt with her for the rest of the class.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.194515
    >>194473

    She is a bitchy, selfish, stupid, ignorant Asian bimbo who deserves to be sucked into a jet engine.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.194526
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    >brother loves Eragon, Clive Cussler and warhammer novels
    >don't give a shit about his tastes because he's my bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.194542
    >>194509
    She likes her men smart, I guess

    >>194506
    Can you blame me? You live farther NORTH than me. We haven't gotten this many blizzards in Virginia in like 9 years. I assume north= has similar weather if I'm getting snow down here.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.194548
    >>194509
    I'm sorry. Shit'll get better, you know what I'm sayin, there's someone out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.194549
    >>194391
    he sounds right,

    stop reading your pop novel bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.194553
    >>194526
    Still, eragon is a boring character.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.194561
    >>194526
    man, i enjoy clive cussler immensely, not deep, but ALWAYS a fun, light read
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.194601
    >>194515
    Who gives a fuck what she reads, I would have spouted out some nonsensical bullshit about how edward is an analogy for jesus and bella is mary magdaline or someshit, just to stick my dick in her tight asian twat

    >>194526
    Extremely respectable answer, you sir are a good goddamn brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:53 No.194607
    >>194553

    yes indeed

    >>194561

    I've read a few, I'm just not that interested in reading about weapons specs and super crazy evil bad guys who hate America and how Dirk Pitt saves the day, once again.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:54 No.194630
    >>193381
    Sorry, but that's just fucking assholish.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:56 No.194648
    >Reading in the campus bar during my 2 hour break
    >Girl wandering past asks me what I'm reading
    >I answer, War & Peace
    >She says, LOL isn't that the one where they beat the horse to death? How can you read something like that?
    >I quietly inform her that, no, that happens in Crime and Punshiment, not to mention that the said event only happens figuratively in a dream.
    >She replies LOL same thing, weren't they written by the same guy anyways?
    >...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.194671
    >>194549

    >stop reading your pop novel bullshit.

    be moar butthurt chuckfag.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.194677
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    This is a pretty cool thread, /lit/.

    >Reading Lovecraft today in school
    >Person next to me asks what it is
    >I vaguely describe the Call of Cthulhu, considering it is one of Lovecraft's best known works.
    >Her face is pretty much o_O
    >I obviously creeped her out
    >Teacher then comes over and starts a complements my taste of books and my writing ability
    >See picture, but instead replace the negro hand with a Caucasian hand
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:58 No.194686
    >>194648
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)22:58 No.194690
    >>194648
    I would have punched her in the fucking tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.194695
    >>194648

    Did she actually LOL? I hate those bitches.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.194699
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    >>194648
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.194702
    >>194677
    That's a black guy's hand? I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.194709
    >>194686
    You realize that War and Peace was Tolstoy, not Dostoevsky, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.194711
    >>194686

    what about him?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.194722
    >>194686

    areyoufuckinkiddingme.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.194727
    >>194709
    no u idiot war n peace is by dickens
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:04 No.194764
    >>194504

    /lit/ - weather.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:04 No.194765
    >>194702
    >Instead imply that the hand is, in fact, black, and then replace the negro hand with a Caucasian hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:05 No.194783
    >>194727

    >faggot realises his own stupidity
    >LOL I TROLL U
    >> El_Gigante !!N1YJ+/wLY2R 02/04/10(Thu)23:05 No.194787
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    >>194727
    Fuck you, its by Rand
    See pic
    >> !4A4P9buxy. 02/04/10(Thu)23:07 No.194823
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    >reading a book my husband just finished
    >he didn't like it
    >he wrote 'you are about to find out why this book is so shitty' in the margin
    >wrote the ending in the blank space at the end of the chapter
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:12 No.194877
    >Did a book report in the 9th grade on American Psycho
    > Was actually a disguised psychological experiment, cataloging the reactions of my classmates when I gave them details for every torture scene
    > Teacher didn't stop me
    > Got an A
    > Win
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)23:34 No.195250
    >Take a brit lit course
    >Everyone asks why are we reading Beowulf, theres a 3D movie out
    >facepalm



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