oh look, tweenage porn... yay...

When I read the scans of this book yesterday it literally ruined my whole day. Just knowing that this exists in our world is a travesty in itself.

I need to read this, it sounds hilarious.

Few more days until I finish scanning the entire book

What the heck is a 'Aberzombie'?

Is this some American thing?

Listening to the audiobook of this is an amazing experience.

>>173453
I will love you forever

>>173465
Refers to the brand Abercrombie and Fitch

>>173465

mallrats

>>173465
Abercombie and Fitch is a clothing brand that's synonymous with high-end mainstream teenage fashion.

In other words, preps.

So is this book really as bad as everyone says?

This author's vanmpire fiction makes Twilight look decent.

>>173380
So a book about everyday life for a /v/ person? Why would I read that?

>>173528

No harsher words can be spoken.

>>173514
No. It's worse.

>>173380
Somehow I come to the understanding that the writer is likely not a gamer, nor versed in internet "culture", nor an accomplished writer.

I am even willing to accept that it might not be female. All the female gamers I know never made their gender an issue.

>>173532
She goes to conventions and still role-plays

>My mom is so going to kill me if she finds out I'm turning into a vampire...

>Okay, so technically she can't because I'm immortal. Well, not yet. See, due to the worst case of mistaken identity with my dark-side-loving twin sister at a Goth hangout called Club Fang, Magnus, a vampire hottie, went for my innocent neck instead of hers. Now, if I don't reverse it in time, Magnus will be my blood mate forever and I'm doomed to be a blood-gulping, pasty, daylight-hating vampire. Believe me, it seriously bites!

>After the unfortunate slaying of the vampire leader, it's up to me, my sister, and Magnus to find the one thing that can solve my problem--the Holy Grail. No joke. I seriously hope I can get out of this on time because, somehow, I scored the hottest prom date in my school, the mouth-watering Jake Wilder. And I do NOT want to be a vampire for the prom--let alone the rest of eternity.'

>>173570
So what, did this person write a series of books that should never have been made, or are these the only two?

>>173570
>Turn back on immortality and power vastly surpassing the average human's for cute prom date.

This is why women are stupid.

Why are we having this thread about this book again?

>>173570
...

>>173570

Oh god what the fuck

>>173570
No matter how many times I see it, the rage never lessens.

>>173587
6 books

I'm a vampire. I'm also a vampire slayer. (It's a long story-don't ask.) And now I, Rayne MacDonald, Goth Girl, have to try out for THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD?

You'd think after I saved my coven last semester, I'd get a break or something. I've got enough on my plate: my twin keeps whining about whether or not to go all the way; Mom's boyfriend is moving in; and my man, Jareth, who's now allowed out in the sun, has turned from a dark, brooding hottie vamp into a surfer
dude...

But I'm still on the clock and have a new assignment. A member of the football team has disappeared-and Slayer, Inc. thinks the cheerleaders had something to do with it-and that they're werewolves. I always knew they were a pack of bitc...

Now they want me to infiltrate the squad and get the dirt. But first, I'll need an extreme prep makeover. If only they'd let me wear fishnets under this revolting uniform...

>>173570
bad puns, man.

>>173602
It's sort of like the holocaust. We hate it, but it reminds us of the dark, loathsome parts of the human heart and soul, warning us about becoming so dreadful.

This author, like a certain Ms. Meyer, is a reminder to mankind that we cannot fall into the black pit of allowing ourselves and our loved ones to accept such trash as literature, as we have done in the past. It is a grim, painful prayer that we may never see those cultureless and shallow days again.

>>173641
>>173570
>>173380

>>173641
Why, WHY does it always get worse?

I have to own the audio book... I simply have to.

Please, for the love of god, link me my /lit/erati brethren

>>173641
...wat

>>173380
I posted this the other night, you cancer.

>Aberzombies

>>173641
>>173570
this is absolutely hilarious.

I only hope she is now too old to procreate.

Find me this woman. I must punish her.

FUCKING CHRIST OP THANKS A FUCKING LOT.

I WANT TO PUNT DEAD BABIES NOW.

>>173690
I'd "punish" her if you know what I mean.
God I hope she's into the kinky stuff.

>>173684
She's thirty five and hot as fuck

>>173669

some of us have lives, cornchute

ABERZOMBIE AND BITCH

>>173701

justkeepontrolling.jpg

>>173465
You know those kids you see wearing flip flops, ripped jeans, and pastel colored polos that read Abercrombie?
Those are amberzombies.

>she has a crush on someone she really shouldn’t like

what the fuck does this even mean

yall posting in a ௵௵௵௵ thread

Good Girl Dawn Miller meets a bad boy skateboarder from the wrong side of town and falls in love, even though her parents (aka “The Evil Ones”) say “no way.”

So how can she convince them not to judge a boy by his cover?
Why isn't Avril suing?

>>173570
>I'm doomed to be a blood-gulping, pasty, daylight-hating vampire. Believe me, it seriously bites!

I made the same face as when I saw lemon party for the first time.

>>173731

She's wants to hate-fuck him. That's all. Once she takes his cock, she'll cry and take a cold shower and never talk to him again.

>>173701
35 is pushing it, she only has a few years left to create some demon spawn.

>>173380
>Implying a chick who looks even remotely so good as the representation atop the title would be an outcast as all good looking girls implicitly become popular as even the MOST VAPID and ingratiatingly purile of bitches are tolerated.

>>173731
You know those times you've had a crush on either your cousin, a thirteen year old girl, a donkey, someone in a relationship, or someone who isn't turned on by your sex?

That's what that means.

>>173739
She really can't help herself, can she? She's like . . . like literary hate machine.

>>173751
Not really. In high school we had this one crazy (but really hot) chick who kept drawing spirals and shit in her notebook and muttering to herself in the back of the room. She had this grey hoodie that she wore with the hood up all the damn time. I thought she was kind of hot but most people avoided her and she usually sat at the lunch table reading or playing gameboy by herself.
So, yeah.

>>173744

I love chicks that hate me. Their tears are delicious.

>>173702
touche

>>173776
She sounds like me, except female. ;.;

>>173679

It's someone who shops at Aber-Crombie. Isn't that so witty?

>173800
not cute

>>173821

Sweet Jebus.

I'm no longer a Deist after reading this. There is no way any higher form/powerful being can allow such a fucking worm to walk and create such trash on this earth. Fuck, now I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

>>173776

Cool story, Bro.

Id've fucked the freak out of her.

>>173821
fuck it, i will scan all her books

>>173850
I was hoping you'd say something like that.

>>173852
This

>>173852
It even has an Edward Cullen reference? Oh god.

>>173852

Holy shit, I think I'll read this.

>>173856
I am doing this for all the little people who want to rage

>See Mari Mancusi doesn't have a facebook
>become depressed :/

>>173850
Do it.

>>173821
You're fucking kidding me. The blood just SHOT into my head... into my face. this is amazing in the worst way possible.

>>173852

>>173899
Yes she does

>>173946

Link, NOW.

I'd be more interesting if she played a male character and by trying to escape her feminine side, learns how to better understand people and is able to patch up her relationship with parents.

>>173946

She has a "page", but not a profile.

>>173896
I'll admit, it is very cathartic.

>>173933
I really wish I was.

oh deer

>>173985

>>173962
That's a great idea... playing a BOY character... wonderful!

>>173985
when i first saw that i had to fappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Her teenage behaviour is very unbecoming in her photographs.

Is she trying to be a Lolita?

>>173896

Dude I can't fucking wait.

Thank you.

>>173896
We appreciate the sacrifice you are making for us.

>>173985
Oh... Nice!

>>174026
>lolita
can't unsee, man.

"8) Please DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT ILLEGALLY! I beg of you. I haven't seen any downloadable copies yet, but I'm sure at some point soon they'll pop up. But here's why I am asking you not to do it. And yes, I could give you the lecture about it really being stealing, blah blah blah, but in this case I have a WAY more important reason. The publisher has NOT committed to a book #5 in the series and is waiting to see how sales of Bad Blood do before they decide. Therefore, if everyone pirates it and doesn't buy a copy then they'll think no one's interested in reading the next book and won't buy it. And then the next book will not be released in any form in the US. Which would suck cause I'm almost finished writing it and it's coming out really good!! :) Sooo if you're a fan, please buy the book, don't pirate it, and I promise to keep the series going for a long time!

9) Once you read it - email me and let me know what you think. But also if you can, post a review. I'd love to see reviews on Good Reads, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Borders, etc. This helps other people make the decision on whether they want to try the book. Blogging and Facebook and Twitter are other good ways to spread the word. Again, not to sound like a broken record, but the fate of Book #5 is in the balance! :)"

THE FATE OF BOOK 5 IS IN OUR HANDS

WHY IS SHE ATTRACTIVE?! THIS SHOULD NOT BE!

This book was excellent.

Fucking Haters.

>>174078
I love this woman.

She is 35 acting like a 17yr old but has the body of a 20yr old.

>>174120
In other words, I think I have a crush.

>>174133
Sorry dude, she's engaged.

>>174078
I don't get this. She could just self-publish it; she's famous enough already that she doesn't need the legitimacy getting published gives. To the extent "legitimacy" even applies here, but /lit/ knows what I mean.

>>174154
:(
Post pics of the dude?

>>174079
>implying she's attractive
good god, my girlfriend is hotter and hates this shit and twilight more than I do.

>>174170
Everyone thinks their girlfriend is hotter than other women.
Get the fuck over yourself.

>>174170
he didn't imply anything, he said she was attractive.

For me at least, i find her good looking in the sense that i hate her so much I wanna fuck her.

>>174167

Every damn day, /lit/. Come on.

>>174190
What a worthless looking sack of shit.

>>174190
WANT. THREESOME. SO. BAD.

>>174197
HAIL BRITANNIA

>>174201
With her and the guy or her and the dog?

>>174154
Who WOULD marry that? Well, i would because it was be fucking ridiculous.

>>174176
>implying this isn't hotter

>>174201
Foursome???

>>174216
meh. Okay but not better.

I know most of you have Facebook accounts.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=mari+mancusi&init=quick#!/pages/Mari-Mancusi/153847331773?ref=
search&sid=660147136.3815168788..1

For the love of God, do something.

>>174214
Her and the guy.
Not into animals, but that is a fucking pretty dog.

>>174190

I hope for his own sake that he's blind or illiterate or something.

>>174211
HAIL LELOUCH!

>>174201
If you count the girl, its a 4some.

>>174216

Post a pic where I can compare cleavage.

>>174230
Well he does look sort of Downs Syndrome.

>>174216

Yer girls a hog dawg.

>>174190
The chair in the background looks like a pair of belted jeans. The wood of the chair looks like an exposed belly area and the jacket looks like the hem of a shirt.

CAN NOT UNSEE

>>173821

>>174263
Yer dawgs a hog girl

Excuse me while I find a bucket to vomit into

I'm reading her blog, it's absolutely hilarious. She had a goth engagement party and was some sort of goth schoolgirl for Halloween.

Then it got depressing. Then it got funny again.

>>174340
Link.

I don't know anything about her.

I'm in love.

>>173641
>>173570

>>174340


ugh...

I find it fucking hilarious that these people refer to themselves as an architectural style, when in reality they should refer to themselves as retarded Victorian douchebags

>>173641
Cool Buffy ripoff, sis....

>>173380
>>>/a/30531444
>>>/v/48417555

>but a real gamer girl understands that real life comes first

Shit like this and Twilight make real life not worth living.

Brb, an heroin'

Jesus christ this book is hilarious!

from /g/, was passing through /a/ and saw this.

what the bloody fuck

This is probably going to be made into a movie.

Fuck its almost as badly written as the Sword of truth series.....

How does shit like this even exist?

>>174505
I'm torn. Do I cast aspersions on it now, or do I wait until there's a film, and claim to have liked the book long ago?

wat do /lit/?!

>>174540
Fanfics have a niche market now.

>>174543
Hate it now but love the woman.

>>174458

Oh GOD the audio book in /v/... KILL ME NOW PLEASE, even I could write a better book than THAT!

>>174227
The work has been begun.
Who will join me in this fight?

>>174176
its called believing in what you date..aka pride.

>a beautiful Elvin Princess with magical powers to take down enemies with a snap of her fingers and wave of her wand.
>She spends a lot of time questing with Sir Leo, a brave knight who seems to really like Allora and maybe even the IRL (In Real Life) Maddy

Extremely well written. I like that real life comes first and that Sir Leo is a brake knight and she is a magical Elvin princess.

Every time I see this book I rage a little on the inside.

>>174560
No. /b/ is that way "<---".

When Maddy Starr's parents split, her life changed - and not for the better, as far as she can tell. Maddy must leave her private school and all her friends to move in with her grandmother. Farmingdale, New Hampshire, is not across the country, but for Maddy it may as well be. On Maddy's first day at Hannah Dustin High, her grandmother makes her wear horrid clothes, escorts her to the main office, and even manages to totally embarrass and humiliate the most popular boy in school. Of course, this means Billy Henderson becomes an enemy before Maddy even speaks to him. His friends are there when it happens too. Maddy is given the nickname Freak Girl and becomes their favorite person to harass. Therefore, no one in the school will become friends with Maddy or help her with the Haters. (That is the nickname Maddy gives the popular kids.)

I'm going to message her on facebook, and strike up a friendly conversation. Maybe get a little /adv/ from her on writing.

>>174610
Mission complete

When Maddy gets Fields of Fantasy "FoF" for her birthday from her father, she is thrilled. Maddy quickly installs the PC game and begins playing. Maddy's character is an Elfin Princess named Allora. While online, Maddy sheds the role of an outcast and becomes a beautiful magician with powers to take down her enemies with a snap of her fingers and a wave of her wand/staff. Maddy's dad is in the game often too, but seldom has time to play with her. That is okay, because Allora meets SirLeo, a tank, who helps her learn the game and teaches her to role play. They even find a little online romance.

>>173380

OP, you fucking ruined my day ;(

Maddy uses her virtual life to begin creating a manga graphic novel in her real life. With a bit of help from a cool teacher, Maddy even begins a manga club. Perhaps her virtual life and her new hobbies in real life can help Maddy gain some friends, as well as find ways to kick back at the Haters.

***** Being a gamer girl myself, I was instantly enthralled with Maddy and her virtual self. I saw many similarities to a popular MMORPG game (which I play) titled World of Warcraft "WoW". (I wonder if that is the game the author, Mari Mancusi, loosely based FoF on.)

Maddy is a character that any teen can relate to. But if you enjoy video games (online or off / PC or console), graphic novels, or manga (Japanese style of drawing) you just may find yourself reading at lightning speed. I read the entire story in a single afternoon. Mari Mancusi writes stories that are UNPUTDOWNABLE! *****

>>174640
Please tell me you're almost done with the scans

>>174641 That is okay, because Allora meets SirLeo, a tank
Being a "tank" should now be slang for being a beast in the bedroom.

>>173852
*an hero's*

>>174636
*Getting /adv/ on writing from Mari Mancusi

*Oh, my god, my face....

>>174673
You really want to RAGE?lol

>>174668
>UNPUTDOWNABLE!

>>174684
fuck, you almost me lol, which would have made by roomate wake up.

>>174555

>Get it? Horny, like the unicorn on her shirt?

RAGE. [b]RAGE.[/b]

>>174641
It's like someone took the comic User and ripped out anything resembling an intelligent story...pic related...

OH LAWDY FAN ART

>>174753
Is he/she/it crying blood?

>>174753

>>174668

Which is exactly why we should hate it. It is a book that is aimed and targeted for the lowest common denominator.

Pretty much like Twilight, a Teenage girls hopeless dream of trying to shred off a horrible reputation, become girlfriend with the hawtest (hottest) boy and make everyone obey her...

Why does it matter so much to girls what their rank in the social ranking system is?

This novel was really enjoyable to me (someone who doesn't know much of anything really about interactive/roleplaying games or manga) because while it did involve things that I think would have also made it enjoyable for people who did know about those things, it never went to one extreme or the other. When Maddy started playing the game, her setup was described, when she first met Sir Leo he explained some 'etiquette' I guess to her, and what she did in the game was described. The way all of this was done made it not a how-to lesson and just a part of the story that happened to tell you about FoF.

And when it came to the manga, different characters liked different types so one character explaining what they liked about a to a character who liked b, let you know what those were if you had no idea.

>>174783
> Why does it matter so much to girls what their rank in the social ranking system is?
THIS!

>>174783
Because they're naturally manipulative beings.

There was information given that was interesting and helpful to someone who didn't know about the topic and (from what I've seen in some Amazon reviews) fun for those who do. I think that's a fantastic achievement.

The characters made the book even more enjoyable. Maddy's grandmother seemed almost like a fairytale character to me (I'm not really sure I can explain that but I just feel like she wouldn't have seemed out of place in one of those Grimm Brothers' tales)..not because she's sweet or evil, just... Maddy's sister and parents also had a lot more depth to them than siblings and parents usually have in stories that are focused on a single, teenaged character.

There will be a reckoning.

>>174783
If you combine all the Twilight saga books it does not compare to gamer girl.

Gamer Girl is a book that I believe teens (and young adults) will enjoy whether they're Gamers or not because it really DOES NOT HAVE A WEAK ASPECT (CHARACTERS, PLOT, WRITING)*.


*My one problem with the book at all was Chad Murray as a character name because all I thought of every time was Chad Michael Murray...

>>173641
>>173570
>>173380

>>174753
HAHAHA

AUDIOBOOK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnyPNdepDl8&feature=video_response

>>174809

So while boys are pretty laxed about it girls has to bitch? and if a boy isn't the hottest he is worth nothing? Tough luck.

>>174835
OH LORD....
no....NO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>174835
UNICORNSSSSS

You think audio book is bad?Read the book

>>174846
More or less.

>>174783
You know what I would love to do?
I would love to make a book like twilight or gamer girl but make it for guys' fantasy instead of girls' fantasy.

>talks about unicorns and how she is suffering
>"but i guess my life isn't so unique"
>"after all, half of marriages end in divorce".
Where did THAT come from?

>>173380

>Aberzombies

ok, normally you people bug me for getting so butthurt over a random fucking book, but I'll have to admit, this one made my eye twitch

>>174863

I might have to, but I am still trying to get through Twilight in order to get the Twilight fangirls shutting up...

...fun thing is I hate Twilight more after reading it than before starting to read it.

PFFFFTHAHAHAHA

Girl cosplayed as one of the god awful characters shat out of Mancusi's loose, gaping cunt.

>>174863
Hurry up with the scans then.

> First day of school
> bus = hell
Fuck you Mari, Bus rides rocked!

I read >>174846 in Toki Wartooth's voice.

What has been thought...

Congratulations literature, you supplied me with my Two Minutes Hate of today

>>174879
You mean a guy gets magic powers and uses them to fuck all the girls in his highschool? Because that's how guys raise their social status...

This book makes me seethe with rage. You'd think being a female playing MMO's and drawing manga would get me to relate, but damn, this book sounds like cancer

>>174879

aren't there like ten bazillion books/movies like that, where some nerd gets a hot girl or gets socially accepted?

Gamer Girl, shitty as it looks, actually looks pretty unusual in terms of what character it's portraying and the target audience And I guess it knows that, considering that's its only selling point.

> Im looking fine
> DAAAAYUUUMMM FFIIINNNNEEE!

>>174879

It had been made, it's called pornography.

What is girl books about? Boys. I could quote Twilight where Edward Cullen is described to detail so hard that it would become gay if it weren't meant for girls.

>>174887

Mark is that you!?

.... I can actually write shit better than this. Really.

Guys, do we have to keep having this same thread?

This will NOT become a daily dose on /lit/ dammit.

shitsux

>>174904
Ok thats a good idea anyone have any others?

>>174920

The name is Chris, can I help you?

>>174918
This is true...

>>174896
I'm at this part too.

>>174929
Then do it and become a succesful troll author. God speed, my friend, and let us meet again on the battlefield that is rage.

>>174942
Ayn Rand is still whining about the world though, she just does so with correct prose.

>>174896

I couldn't stand it. All her negative thoughts. Not only does she like games, manga and shit, but she is also emo, except for the cutting.

>Met my friends at Dunkin' Dounuts for French Crullers and coffee, then giggled and gossiped all the way to the campus of Boston Academy.

Can't she get sued for a name drop like that?

>>174953
I might, man. I might do it. I'll make my OWN fan fic but it will be Ayn Rand, Gamer Girl, Anne Rice, and Twilight combined.

>>174953
My goal is the same.
I'm actually writing my own teen romance with a Mary Sue main character. Except I'm going to add in fight scenes between angels, mercenaries and pirates and have a whole bunch of killing each other. Actually, you know what, I think I'll make the girl and the angel have sex in the middle of a huge fight scene. Shit'll be so cash.

I know I should be raging, but I can't stop lol'ing.

Some part of me wants to believe we're dealing with a master here, as if Mari is some perfectly engineered specimen who's playing the Twilight market like the devil's golden fiddle. Out-Meyering Meyer.

Look at what she has crafted and know perfection.

>>174918

Find the quote.

I'm intrigued.

>>174974
Start working and scan it! I must read!

>>174980

I has been written, it's called the Bible.

>"sexy... sexy guys"
>"worship the gods of aberzombie"
>"later gator"
>"i pushed the END button"
... dear god

>>174935
We need this book to be preached to the heavens

>>174980
Is the angel a girl as well?

>>174981
This is why i LOVE the author. I am playing with the idea that she is a genius and just trolling.

i could only get through the first video....
i...i just cant hack it..

>>174996
I hope so.

>>174996
I'm thinking of taking the story in that direction.
Oh, and the chick and the angel are related. And the angel is also having sex with his sister.

>>174995
How long is the book?

>>174986
"patience a virtue"

>>175033
Whatever Confucius.

I'm going to write my own version of Twilight.

Except the only male character is the protagonist, the rest of the characters are all female. I'll divide the chapters into 'arcs' for each girl and her story, complete with lengthy descriptions of porn scenes. Combined with some supernatural elements for fun.

The story is about every girl hopelessly in love with our main character, until he chose one and all the others lose.

>>175044
Tenchi Muyo and Love Hina much?

>>175044
It's called harem. Go to ask and ask them about 'harem' series. They will give you Kanon, Air, etc. Its been done to death in manga form but book wise.. not too much.

Yes! This is a good investment. Let's publish this book immediately.

>>175063
Book wise it would be accused of LOLSEXISM

>>175062
This.

>>175044

>>175044
You could license it to VH1 for a TV show.

>>175026
about 200

>>175042
Tell that to my slow scanner

>>175094
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>>175044
FLAVA OF LUV 3

>229 posts and 39 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Wow guys, seriously?

>>175044
Been done, it's called a visual novel.

>Looking for someone who prefers Hot Topic over American Eagle
Really? clothes that important?

Does anybody know a good time of day to post? 10 pages a day??

>>175138
Post around 10pm EST or later.

>>175138
Zip it, rapidshit it.

>>175136
Clothes indicate interests and shit.
A girl who wears shit from Hot Topic is more likely to be found playing Quake and reading Steve Erikson novels than a girl who wears shit from Abercrombie.
Don't ask me why.

>>175138
Rar it and upload it to depositfiles or megaupload. post it often.

Bit boring if i upload it all at once(wants to see reactions)

>>175172
Oh don't be mean!

>>175044

I don't even watch anime and yet I know this is an entire freaking genre of it

>>173852
brb, posting this on /v/

>>175184
Spend several days posting the book will be fun

this is wow-tastic.

>>175063
>>175062
>>175044
Haha, I'd love to see a 'harem' type story but as a Western fiction novel, just to see reaction.

>>175209
Mormons would love it.

>>175229
It should be written by Stephanie Meyer and Orson Scott Card.

>>175242
Lol, Card would be great.

>"billy wets the bed. billy wets the bed."
This is not high school, this is elementary school. Nice fail, author.

As long as Gamer Girl gets beaten bloody and thrown to the ground, and another girl cries out in alarm, and then Gamer Girl grits her teeth and says, mostly to herself, "watashi wa... maketakunai shi" finishing with a roar and throws herself at opponent, who falters back with a "ba-bakanam!" and then Gamer Girl blows her away with a suddenly ultra powerful kamehameha

>>175201
Fine, have your fun, but can we passers by have a link at the end?

>most powerful kid in school
this is a myth girls make. There IS no hierarchy.

>>175158
As long as you're observant, then you'll know her qualities and personalities. Especially with girls today, and manginas.

>>175275
he wont' finish tonight. Come back to /lit/ often. its a fun place here.

ITT: All of you whores were reading this or Twilight two years ago.

>>175297
I gathered as much. Thing is, I haven't really done much reading of the "classics," and the like. Coming here is almost as intimidating as /m/, even though I like both boards. Wih time, anonymous, with time.

>>175351
Meh. We still love ya.

>>175351
we just spout memes for the most part. and we'll talk about anything written down.

Someone post the fucking Acknowledgments page to Gamer Girl. So few words have never made me laugh so hard. It's as if it was made to specifically troll /v/.

>>175391
>>175436
Lurkin' at the speed of light. Also, I'm forcefully ending my unintentional reading hiatus as we speak. Glorious.

>>174996
I thought angels were a-sexual

so obviously futa angel

>>175479
>futa angel
You have just sold two copies of your book to every citizen in Japan. and four to the otaku. Congratulations!

>>175479
This is beyond awesome now.

This is a kids' book. It's for kids. What the fuck difference does it make?

Alright, we have proof now, you must write it.

>>173380
Good God what is this?