I thought you were with /co/.

>>172970
/ck/ is just in it for the food and good company, she gets with everybody (even /tg/)

I thought WE where with /co/. And sleeping with /sci/

>>172983
I am shocked and appalled by your accusations, sir!

Nobody likes /o/ sadface.jpeg

>>172985
We're just good bros with /co/. Fucking them would be weird.

Hi /ck/,

We'll always have cookbooks.

/v/ here, can we be friends?

yeah, /ck/, /co/ isn't good enough for you. Let's get it on and eat cake naked in celebration of this new union

>>173010

/co/ here. Friendzoned. Feels fucking bad.

>>173026
/v/ you have /a/ or /jp/

>>173019
Oh you. :3

I'll let you organize my bookshelf.

>>172985

> Sleeps with /sci/

This; admit it, there's something we share that just can't be find anywhere else.

/lit/ is currently the well-read cynical bachelor. All potential suitors must submit a paragraph detailing why we'd make a good union.

P.S. You get bonus points if you let me fuck the farts out of you

>>173040
>/a/ or /jp/

lol

/x/ here. Can I come over?

>>173032
lol'd.

>>173062
I feel like /x/ and /lit/ could potentially have a very close relationship.

did someone say fucking farts?

Fuck YEAH /ck/ and /lit/. Perfect.

>>173032
You wanna hear about being friendzoned?! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BEING FRIENDZONED.

>>173062
Sure you can.

Fuck year! I'm in support of this.

;)

>>173084

But you're like a watered down liberal hippie version of /b/, you should be used to it? Go eat a spicy sandwich to see if you can still feel. I bet if /ck/ makes it it will be delicious.

>>173075

Indeed, both are considered to be 'weird' and 'out there'.

I never understood why /co/ and /ck/ were together in the first place.

Oh /lit/... You know that there's only one other board here who knows how it is to have a passion for something they believe in, something beautiful, philosophising.

I'm the only one capable of providing something for both the mind and body, understanding that pleasuring lies in both the spirit and the flesh.

And I've toys

>>173144

Oh ho ho... You slut.

Meet me in the Food and Nutrition section of the library.

>>173171

...I wouldn't do that, /lit/.. It would break my hearth...

I know how to use chemicals

I think it's better if /ck/ loves /lit/ from afar, knowing it will be unrequited and they'll always just be friendly acquaintances, nevertheless constantly attempting to establish a rapport with /lit/ by constantly being caught with the types of edgy, cynical books that /lit/ is rumoured to adore. /lit/ humors it but secretly loathes every pretentious, snobby book /ck/ is ever seen with, sneering after she walks away clutching her Ayn Rand book with hope in her eyes.

>>173168
Toys... Ha!

>>173168
Too cold and nerdy

>>173062
>>173062

/x/ and /lit/ fit perfectly. Creepypasta? Plus, /x/ likes to read. I lurked there before /lit/ was created.

>>173197
>>173197
>>173197
>>173197
>>173197

agreed

>>173219
I toasted there before /lit/ was created.

>>173233

I'm fairly certain lots of /lit/ people did.

Someone take a poll, what board did you all lurk before?

>>173219
liking to read actually isn't that good of a criteria. that's why, as a e/lit/ist, I think /ck/ is the best bet: we are both classy and awesome, and we have divergent but complementary interests.

also i totally have a thing for this one girl and i like to read and she is super into cooking and i think /lit/ and /ck/ would fit together and i will be like eeeeee

/b/ here. Can we be friends too?

>>173243
/tg/, /ck/, /r9k/
now i do /ck/, /lit/, /new/. occasionally check the other boards.

>>173219
it's not as if /x/ and /lit/ don't have things to talk about...

>>173247
If /x/ enjoys one thing, it's a well-told scary story.
If /lit/ enjoys one thing, it's a well-told story.

You see how these things work...

>>173268
>If /x/ enjoys one thing, it's a well-told scary story.
>well-told

I don't think you've even BEEN to /x/.

>>173268
that's dumb. you're dumb.

>>173285
/x/ doesn't WRITE well-told scary stories. They enjoy them.

>>173268

So it's agreed then; /lit/ will meet /x/ in the library as they talk about books that talk about the paranormal and fuck her silly .

>>173285

...and then a skeleton popped out!

/lit/,

When it's rainy outside and you're curled up on the couch with a book to nurse that aching restlessness, I will bring you tea and a slice of cake to soothe your mind.

When you're enjoying a good book and you get so engrossed in its pages that you forget to eat, my gentle reminder will be a sensuous meal, complimenting the literary feast you had to tear yourself away from.

...And when you set down a book you've loved and you feel vaguely lonely that the pages have run out, I will be there with a smile and a cupcake and remind you that you are always, always loved.

>>173308

Brofist

>>173243

For the record, I lurk /ck/ too, but /x/ seems like a better fit.

>>173285
>>173289

Every badly told creepypasta gets flamed. Also, they like Lovecraft!

>>173308
I use a kindle so wtf

>>173308
I SUPPORT THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY

/x/ is cool to hang out with but /ck/ is the one for us.

>>173308

I... I... wish I had a waifu irl to tell me shit like this ;_;

>>173325
Not but /o/ is the loner that we need

>>173308

May... May I hug you?

>>173353

/o/ wants nothing to do with you

>>173308

I teared.

Good times, /ck/. Good times indeed.

>>173372
Exactly

>>173243
/b/, starting in 04 and ending in 06. I actually came back to 4chan for /lit/.

Why the fuck is /lit/ with /ck/

/tg/ and /lit/

Fuck yeah high minded society

>>173243

First /wg/, then /g/, then /wg/ again, again /g/

>>173444
High minded? All you guys want to do is play Warhammer 40k and read Warhammer 40k novels, and do NOTHING ELSE. You're cool to chill with sometimes, I guess. But /ck/ is so cute :3 and she's not that into reading but she's still super cool!

>>173510

> High minded

> /sci/ gets turned down

/ck/ is cute and sweet and all but really now, /lit/ needs an intellectual. Someone to provide stimulating conversation after we fuck her senseless. Sorry, sweetcheeks, you're a real nice kid, but /lit/'s heart is with /sci/.

>>173568
don't want masturbation about how awesome science is any more then want masturbation about how awesome 40k is

>>173510
/k/ or /o/ cool alpha males

>>173595
You guys don't know who really runs 4chan, do you?

I suppose not.

It's /trv/

>>173580
>/lit/ needs an intellectual
I'll have you know, sir, Molecular Gastronomy by Herve This is one of /ck/'s favorite books. Please don't judge a book by its cover.

>>173640
the name of the group that runs 4chan, and the entire world, is actually ௵

>>173644
I, for one, endorse /ck/ and /lit pairing.

when I think of /x/, I see a guy, so yeah.

>>173580
/ck/ is smart, just doesn't care that much about reading. on the other hand, /sci/ is always copping an attitude about how much better they are than us. plus, isn't /sci/ a dude?

So I'm guessing /co/ is your fuck buddy. Fun to be with, good in bed, but not what /lit/ NEEDS in a relationship and ultimately don't share enough to stay together.
Am I summing it up correctly?

>>173644

/ck/ also had those ebook uploads all through December.

/lit/ should get with /r/ because he's a librarian. And a slut.

>>173722
/r/ never mixes business with pleasure. And /r/ has business with every 4chan board.
/r/ is the most lonely board of them all...

>>173738
nah, he's not lonely. he's just not interested in longterm relationships. just sex. what a whore, but he likes it that way.

Cookbooks, motherfucker.

It has to be /ck/.

Does /ck/ have to constantly remind /lit/ to put the book down and eat somethi- oh god that sounds too much like me and boyfriend.

>>173781
this is why it must be /ck/ and /lit/. because it is cutest possible couple on 4chan.

>>173791
I admit, I d'awwwed at the thought of it.

/ck/ taught us to put tuna in our macaroni and cheese.

This is what happens when /lit/ and /ck/ get together.

>>173840
/sci/, give it up. We know it's you.

Isnt /lit/ gay for /rs/?

As long as we can cheat on you with /fa/ sometimes.

nooo, /ck/ and /co/ = OTP

/lit/ can find someone else. maybe hatesex with /sci/. i don't know.

>>173812
>tuna in our macaroni and cheese.
Oh hell no.

Gift from /ck/ to /lit/
http://www.mediafire.com/?jtmmloktmz2

Where would we be without you guys.

4chan, I am ashamed of you. Pairing up /lit/ with anything other than /c/.

You guys are slipping.

>>173768

By that logic, Inferno came out way before any cook books.

Should we be married to /b/?

I'm in support of a /ck/ & /lit/ union.

Also, hey e/lit/ists, check it out ;) >>>/food/1263949972

>>173887
/c/? how does that even make sense at all?

>>173812
And it's about time.

You pasty sons of bitches are so skinny I'll bet I could squat the combined weight of the entire population of /lit/

/ck/, I know you have feelings for /lit/.... and /co/... but every time I think of oats with wild berries and lean chicken, I think of you.

And every time I squat three Maserati convertibles, I remember the times we used to drive through the mountains, top down, not caring about the raging storm.

I know we said we would move on, and I am happy now with /fa/, but remember that I will always cherish the time we had together.

>>173907
/clit/


Durr hurrr.

>>173906
lol /ck/ bookfags unite

B--but...
/co/...

>>173308
Slut. It wasn't long ago that you were whispering sweet nothings in to /co/'s ear. And don't even get me started about how often you've jerked /tg/ around.

>>173812

Requesting sauce please.

>>173934
Luthor, shouldn't you be stealing cakes, or birdwatching with /v/ or something?

>>173869
Sorry, but /ck/-/lit/ is a way better ship than /ck/-/co/. /lit/ is just a better fit than /co/ is, unfortunately. /lit/ has everything that makes /co/ good, but it also has undeniable classiness which matches /ck/. /ck/-/lit/ 4ever.

>>173934
The last draw fag to grace /ck/ was this guy what has /co/ done for /ck/ lately?

>>173916
The Fuck...

>>173809
d'aww, me too :3

But, I thought you loved us /ck/.

>>174017
Clearly not.

>>173812
/co/, we just got dumped

Feels Bad man

>>173983
Don't worry /ck/ always knew /fit/ was gay, too many nights spent talking about possibly rupturing sphincters from SQUATZ OATZ.

>>174017
You know that we've been over for a long, long time. I can't pretend I don't know what you and /d/ are up to anymore.

/lit/ is the only one for me.

we still have /o/

ITT, One person pretends to speak for all of /ck/.
You want to make it official, make this topic in /ck/ and see how it flies.

>>174085
It's there already, sci is just fagging up the place though, he's all butt hurt.

>/lit/

>/sp/

>/lisp/

>incomprehensible sports periodicals

>>174094
THIS
>>>/ck/1540965

And then /co/ went to cry on /d/'s tentacles and possibly to get raped some more.

I think /lit/ could have great flings with /fa/, /fit/, and /mu/. It'll occasionally be hot for /p/ and vice versa but things will never get physical.

But /lit/'s soulmate, the Nora to its Jim? /Trv/. It's inevitable. Fucking out farts in the bathroom of an Airbus flying from Pamplona to Alexandria and then scurrying together back to the seat to write about it, that's /lit's destiny.

>>174101
Not nearly as funny as >>>/co/14334778

You know what, fuck you to /ck/, marriage is based on trust, and if you don't trust us to know that I hate semen covered fucking cakes...and the fact that shit happened that I never liked...or want to speak about, fine. Just remember, maybe you loved /co/ at one time, like that time we carried you from the punch bowl to keep our shoes dry...damn myself for reading The Great Gatsby, but that's not the point, go on and leave, see if we care.

>>174052
Stopping her from rapping EVERYONE with my fist to her's face and kicking /b/'s ass. Where have you been the past year? You just saved my ass from her like 3 hours ago.

/o/ PLEASE???