No where. Not on this planet, nor in this lifetime.

>>719261
oh ok thx for the support

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What the fuck is that thing in OP's image?

Space.

In your lucid dreams.

>>719288
how do i get to space
i'm poor i can't even afford clothing i wear potato sacks
>>719296
i had a dream about baby sacrifices last night is this a sign

>>719333
yes. baby sacrifice dreams are a sign that you will one day find a boyfriend, get married and raise a family with him, but eventually everything you have, including your children will be lost, most likely in a freak jam factory explosion

oh boy, another overweight, schizotypical fucktard that just rolled in from tumblr.

Don't let the door hit you on the way >>>/out/

>>719287
You mean, you aren't attracted to his rose garland clipart?

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>>719370
>overweight

>>719390
I-I wanna kiss your chest and fall asleep with my head resting on it ;_;

>>719390
M-more?

>>719333
How to Leave the Planet:

1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 4833111. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House—(202) 4561414—to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 01070952959051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.

4) If that also fails, phone the pope for guidance. His telephone number is 0113966982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.

5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it is vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

>>719390
omg you have cancer

>>719387
2 raw 4 u
>>719420
b-but
then who's chest will i rest my head on?
;___;

>>719458
69 but in head rest position.

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>>719435

>>719458
Fine then we'll switch. I don't mind.

...more? pretty please?

>>719475

you fat piece of shit

>>719475
that is disgusting

>>719475
Someone give him a hamburger please!

>>719444
i'm literally flirting with the pope on the phone right now
thank you so much
i've found my boyfriend

>>719234 (OP)
OkCupid
LGBT meet ups
literally anywhere

just go outside and socialize more often, bro

>>719475
... Christ and I thought I was skinny

>>719475

Thank you skeleton

>>719512
Me too. This guy takes it to the extreme.

Still, since he is light it'd be easier to scoop him up for cuddles.

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>>719482
my feels
>>719486
bruh
>>719489
ummmmmmmm
>>719480
can we like hold hands or something

>>719531
your face is so fucking ugly it's funny

>>719531
You look like you'd be a really annoying flamer

>>719504
i literally never leave my house sooo like
i've tried craigslist and that didn't work out so well
i've never tried okcupid before though? i'm going to check that out, thank you for the suggestions

>>719543
that one hurt
>>719547
*hair flip*
>>719523
>>719522
>This guy takes it to the extreme.
i'm in my bmi range thing for my height, soooo

>>719559
How tall are you, friend.

Are you from Sweden?

>>719559
BFG detected?

no seriously son, eat a sandwich or SOMETHING, you aint no skelington, you a MAN, men got more meat then that.

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>>719473
i like u

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>>719581
i live in ohio
its a giant cornfield
>>719565
5'11"
>>719586
i don't think i look THAT thin....?
i'm in my healthy bmi range thing
sooo like

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>>719592

>>719592
I think you'd look cuter if you didn't have all the piercings and ear thingy(?).

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>>719623
obama help me i am being cyebr bullied
>>719628
thx i think

>>719628
And the scene-mullet.

>>719650
So, a picture of your butt will really help :)

>>719658
This as well. Funny blue hair is for Japanese cartoons.
Other than that, not bad.

>>719531
so like whats with all the shitty little stock images surrounding you

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>>719658
loves it
>>719667
its flat as fuck
i'm rly self conscious about it i don't like my body sooo like