Lesbian GeneralLewd Edition
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>there will never be a Stephen the Lesbian General
>>1041305 (OP)Welp...>Be 15 or so>Dating qt scrawny wyt grl>I'm not out yet and she is but her parents aren't comfortable with it>No place to let out all our teenage hormones>go to the movies!>Pay a buck for movies that have been out for a while>Sit in the back row and hold hands, make out, lewd things>One day we have watched most of the movies except some kid one>We go watch it and end up bored so make out all ridiculously hard core to make up for the general lack of excitment>Some guy yells over at us to knock it off>She is really shy and says she wants to leave>I reassure her and tell her its fine, we hold hands and try to just watch the movie>ita over and we get up to leave still holding hands and pda>Dude from the movie walks behind us all close and wierd>"Dont you have a room where you can do that?">He chuckles to himself>what is that sound>is the condescension?>qt starts tugging on my hand and pulling me away. She just wants to get out of there.>grope each other behind the movie theatera little ashamed of this actually. I think that guy was with his kids.
To the FinnXMarceline shipper from the last thread,You ARE a terrible lesbian. One ship might just be a quirk, but not shipping any means you want guys too. Hand in your card and fuck off to the bi thread.
>>1041457wat
>>1041437You should've told him that you have a serious illness and your friend was just helping you with your medications
>>1041475>"Sir! I have a rare disease that requires I take medications sublingually in a crowded movie theater and administered by a small skimny white woman. Have you no sympathy!?
>>1041493Sounds plausible. Something to keep in mind for the next time you go to a crowded movie theater with a white girl
>Lewd GeneralWell you asked for it!
>>1041504>Next time you go to a crowded movie theater with me.Ftfy
>>1041519;)
>>1041521:D
>>1041519>>1041521JUST FUCK ALREADY
So why don't you have an adorable child and wife?
>>1041535Can we do it drunk/high/onE all at once?
>>1041538Lewd. Your mom is a lady and should be treated as such...I have to court her first. Don't rush me
>>1041538Don't tell your mother what to do.
>>1041547 I wouldn't have it any other way bubbie. Can we lay in the two person hammock afterwards?
>>1041553>Lewd. Your mom is a lady and should be treated as such...I have to court her first. Don't rush me>Lesbian General>Lewd Edition>>1041556FUCK YOU MOM
>>1041558I thought I raised you better than this
>>1041558 I stand by my statement. I want coitus with your mom to be special.
>>1041557Of course. And then we could read deadpool together>>1041564I think it's my turn for this picture now
>>1041574 I love you.>inb4 pic related>>1041541Your mom and I aren't ready to settle down...though I did buy the turkey baster and a deadpool pulp mask.
>>1041579The feeling is mutual>I did buy the turkey baster and a deadpool pulp mask.But I think I have some...conflicted feelings
>>1041582 I know, I know. We will wait till possibly never.
>tfw when there are more references to boners in the lesbian general than the gay general
>>1041593>mfw it's not as fun to say "I have the wierdest wet panties right now"
>>1041586Well, actually, I'm clear for tomorrow...
>>1041610What a coincidence...I'll be over around 6.
>>1041615Better start driving now babu
>>1041621Way ahead of you, bubbie.
>>1041628Wow. You're on a stationary rocket ship? I'll have to make sure I have some long ass reading material while I'm waiting for you.>pic related: me by the time you get here
>>1041645IT'S NOT STATIONARY! For fifty cents it takes me anywhere I want to go...anywhere ;-;
>>1041654>it takes me anywhere I want to goOh...so that's why you're not here then. You're probably off with glrbrglrblrblrlblglrlblr
>>1041661You know you're the only one for me, bbCaptcha: picrwam Judah
>>1041369>wut dat>look it upI don't know if I should be offended or not...
>>1041599You know, sometimes I wish I had a dick. Not like, not being a woman issuea, it's just those futa on /d/ look like they're having fun. And I already use strapons so it's not that big a difference.
>>1041668They told me you were a player Wade, but I just can't resist.
>>1041688;)
I haven't done anything lewd with anyone, or even myself for that matter, in months :(
>>1041718>I haven't done anything lewd with anyone, or even myself for that matter, in months :(95% of 4chan
>>1041734I was under the impression 90% of 4chan were chronic masturbators.
>>1041457I see you are also enjoying the /co/ thread.
>>1041755It gets to a point when its too sad to masturbate alone.That's when you start feeling exhibitionist.
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