You seriously fantasized to that commercial?

Thank god my brain is no longer saturated with T.

>>655635
No, I'm straight female. I'm just wondering

>>655635
>all this edge
>from an MtF

Nice.

Anyways, as a bi woman: yes. Would be awesome to have a pleasurebot, male or female.

I think the 'orgasms' and 'not needing emotional attention' thing is whats up.

What about hot male sexbots.

>>655727
I don't think lesbians would be interested in that

>>655635
>having fantasies
>bad

>>655727
I'm a gay guy and yes please.
I'd like for it to have some make emotions though. One with just a stony look on it's face would be kinda weird.

>>655745
>make
*Fake

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>>655727
Does Cain count?

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>>655658

> I'm straight female

my sides

I can't figure out if I'm a real FtM or just a dyke, do I count?
Sexbot is my greatest fantasy.

>>655745
>One with just a stony look on it's face would be kinda weird
Can't unsee now.

I thought it's kinda obvious that it would act like a real human in bed.

>>655910
You're an embarrassment to your parents either way.

>>655921
>right in the feels

>tfw no robot dog

>>655910
You would know.
Like, you would definitely feel the dysphoria.
Especially if you were LOOKING for feelings like that.

>>655966
I do feel *something* but I'm never sure if it's legit dysphoria or some kinda delusions.
From what I heard most trannies had doubts so I don't think it's true, that I would just know I mean.

>>655982
Well... what do you think about your vagina?
Do you really WANT to be a boy?
I suppose nothing is lost if you just live as a lesbian for a while, but it's always better if you find out about shit like this sooner.

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I want a cute robot girl to kill me

>>656018

How would you want it to kill you?

>>656018
remove glau from premises

>>656023
Strangulation while simultaneously trying to have sex with me, like it doesn't really want to kill me but can't override its programming, so in its robot mind it thinks giving me an orgasm as I die makes it okay.

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>>655745
What if it just had a dumb happy expression on its face at all times? Like it looked like this at all times.

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>>656176
nope.

>>656268
Oh god, what?

>>655722
YES. It's like an FWB that actually works.

>>656032
I love this place.

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I just want a robot friend to have cool times with.

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>>656378
For real. A bot friend to hang out with.

>>655955

I'd want one that turned into body armour for me.

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Yeah, they're my main fetish and I fantasize about them pretty much every day. Whenever I worry about the future I just remind myself "one day robot girlfriends will be real and everything will be alright".

I guess I like the idea so much because I find human interaction stressful and it would be nice to have a lover I didn't have to worry about offending/asking too much of/taking advantage of me/judging me/leaving me/getting sick/whatever. And they're also hot just from being powerful but still subservient if that's how they're programmed.

Here's my Robots, Cyborgs and AI waifus folder.

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>>655955
>tfw no sassy robot dog sidekick

>>656516
Are you from /tv/?

>>656548

Yeah, guess that's why most of them are from shows/movies, that's mostly what I watch.

>>656561
Actually what gave it away was calling 3DPD "waifus"

That, and I'm sure I've met you in Glau threads before

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>>656588

I have probably posted in every single glauthread since 2007 lol.

I'd love to get in Commander Data's pants, sexy androids all day every day.

>>656712
What the fuck happened to her face.

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>>656760

She was in a car that had a bomb in it and then she stapled her face back together.

In general, no. However, I'd tap OP's pic.

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obligatory

>>655615 (OP)
That bitch is actually kinda ugly.
The fuck is up with her mouth? And I never liked that haircut.

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>tfw no robot gf

>glau
>waifus
>robot girlfriends

Sure is /tv/ in here

Do lesbians like sweaty feet?

>>655615 (OP)
>Do lesbians fantasize about having a hot sexbot
Do androids dream about electric sheep? :P

>>656516
Where's [spoiler]the terminator[/spoiler] Maria from Metropolis and W-D40 from Space Quest V? ;-)

As a gay man...

Oh god, yes. Its be fucking awesome... Like some company somewhere read your brain and created, down to exact proportions, your complete ideal human being.
I think I'd just have him fuck me all the time. I'd never, ever, do anything again.

>>657407

Someone needs to watch Electrogonorrhea: the Noisy Killer.

>>657439
lolwut?

Is it like, a movie or something? I just googled it and I didn't find anything definite.

>>657493
Google 'Futurama'.

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>>656032

>>657505
Oh god, I'm a Futurama fan and I feel really stupid now. I remembered the quote right after I read your response. Lol.

but, a sex-bot has no actuall organic feelings

you cant make it want or need you or any one or any thing
you cant make it happy or sad
you cant scare or shame it
you cant arouse or irritate it
you cant reward or punish it
you cant please or satisfy it


you cant even hurt it


whats the point?

>>657728
I hate humans and I hate emotions

All the time.

>>657728

Sex. Plus, people get emotionally attached damn near anything, at least a sex-bot would look human.

C'mon Asia! Hurry up and manufacture the women of our fantasies and dreams!

I don't know what you're referring too but I fantasize about falling in love with a robot.

>>655635
I'm now satured by E and fantasize of being my boyfriend's sexbot

>>657966

You took ecstasy and for some reason you're spending that time on 4chan?

>>657966
Kids these days. If I could afford E at your age I wouldn't be doing it while browsing 4chan.

Lesbian here. I've dreamt about having a perfect, devoted robot wife since I was twelve.

I already have a sexbot. It's called a vibrator. I mean, if I'm going to have a souless machine that does nothing more than gratify me sexually, why would I need an entire body?

>>658198
Because your robot wife could be an incredible conversationalist, speak several languages, play every instrument, tend the garden, cook, and clean. She would never get angry, never talk back, and never leave.

I'd only go for an android waifu if she had perfect A.I that made her seem human. Just a dull sexbot for the sake of fucking something? I'll pass. I require emotional connection.

>>658210
>great conversationalist
It would be entirely programmed.
>speak several languages
So? I only speak one.
>play every instrument
I already have an iPod
>tend the garden, cook and clean
I like to cook and garden myself and I could just hire a maid to clean
>Never get angry, never talk back, never leave
A goldfish doesn't do any of that stuff either, doesn't mean I want to marry it. I like meaningful, interpersonal relationships, not relationships that merely keep me comfortable and don't require any growth or learning.

>>658010
>>658042

E stands for estrogen in /lgbt/

>>>/420chan/

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>>658285
>It would be entirely programmed.
this is a problem?
>So? I only speak one.
If you could speak everything, then having a partner who could wouldn't be as big of a benefit. Take my robot waifu around the world and she can translate.


>>658198
>souless
You mean soulless, please never get a tattoo.

And there's no such thing as a soul.

>>658285
>I like meaningful, interpersonal relationships, not relationships that merely keep me comfortable and don't require any growth or learning.

I'm the opposite. I'm also officially diagnosed with autism, maybe that explains it.

I want someone to cuddle and I want to be cuddled. I want to watch tv with someone, go on bicycle rides, sit beneath the stars at night being held in her arms.

But fuck actually interacting with real people, dealing with their bullshit, and contributing to a relationship in any way

>>658198
Because it can hold you down and dominate you.

Good luck having your dildo do that.

[spoiler]Besides, what if it achieves sentience?[/spoiler]

>>658343

That's the joke.

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>>657728
THAT'S the point: no pressure.
>>658367
>tfw want to cuddle but when another person so much as shakes your hand it's too much and just feels gross

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Yes...the answer is yes but it might turn out like this.

3cpo would be a great robot friend. Not for anything sexual, just as a cool android who knows everything and speaks hundreds of languages.

>>658356
>please never get a tattoo
Did you say that just so that you could post that pic?
>there's no such thing as a soul
Regardless of whether or not this is true, the word "soulless" generally describes anything that lacks its own will and/or personality. Please stop being so obnoxiously literal.

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>>660861
It just fit so well!

It can have an artificial will and/or personality.

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>>655727
Like a Gigolo Joe?

>>660878
You can't create an artificial will. The robot's "will" will always correspond with that of its programmer.

And I can see this conversation getting really philosophical really soon.

>>660887
Holy shit, what movie is that from?

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>>660933
On a project like an artificial will, like most projects, you'll have MANY programmers. Creating an artificial will is entirely possible. One way to do so [that we can't do yet, because we don't have all the facts about how brains/people work] would be to virtually create a human as a 'program,' emulating how a human brain works and feed this virtual brain sensory data and emulate all functions of the virtual body. I'm sure there are more efficient ways of creating a virtual personality and will rather than specifically recreating a virtual human in its entirety, but it's proof of concept. If you reject this on philosophical grounds, I believe you would need to do it with suggesting that human action and personality is something that happens 'outside' of causation, or with some sort of 'mind-body dualism,' particularly one with a 'soul' or something other than the brain that ultimately controls the brain or something.

>>660971
thought of a 3rd reason you could reject the argument: You could posit that humans do not have a will/personality, and therefor a virtual one wouldn't have one either

>>660971
Now the question is: why bother dating a robot with a will of its own when you could just be with another human? If the robot perfectly simulates free-will and personality, then what's the point? Isn't perfect obedience and lack of free-will the whole point of having a robot girlfriend?

>>661032
Why not an intermediate between perfect slave and regular-human-with-gears? Or a free will with a personality completely unlike that of a human's?

>>661032
Outside of that proof of concept virtual human, potentially we could make personalities that AREN'T human, and don't have some of the 'downsides' humans do, like jealousy.

Also, if we can create people with certain knowledge we get back to the point that a robot wife could know every language. As i mentioned, even if you only speak one language, robot wife can act as a translator.

Robot wife can also preform CPR on your more skillfully than regular wife.

Robot wife can be backed up nightly, or even more often. Robot wife will never die in a car accident...

>>661068
> implying the jealous robots won't murder / delete the non-jealous robots
All it takes is one person with a yandere robot waifu fetish.

>>661108
My new life goal is to recreate School Days using robot women.

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>>661108
>>661146
Damnit, fellas. Don't ruin the future for me.

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>tfw no sex android
welp, time to rewatch GitS SAC

>>660938
AI, the one movie that made me cry at the end.

>>661189

Obviously you forgot the "cybersex" scene.

http://youtu.be/4P8qscRkzlQ?t=10m18s

Man everyone always drools over the major, its such a shame that nobody ever mentions just how hot all the rest of Section 9 is. Batou, Togusa, Ishikawa, damn. I would seriously just fling myself at them to do as they wish with me.

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At least a robot gf is possible, I'll never have my qt monster girlfriend.

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A female sexeroid turned Priss gay temporally in Bubblegum Crisis.

>>673950
>At least a robot gf is possible, I'll never have my qt monster girlfriend.

If a robot GF is possible you could make a robot that looks and acts like a monster girl.

>>673950
>turn self into robot to prolong life
>wait until biology is crazy enough to make monster girl
>??????
>GIRLFRIEND!

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>Sexbot
No, but I have wished for a cute android gf, specially if she can be around 10-13 years old.