>be nice to girls

>>14916237
>you can be anything you want to be.

>freedom 1.0 will let the turrest win.

>its ok to get in touch with your feminine side

>don't hurt duh itty bitty wabbit, just go to a wal-mart

>>14916246
This is one thing my parents didn't fuck up on

>be nice to everyone, not just girls. Being a girl doesn't mean you get special privileges.

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>mfw I imagine all those kids who wanted to be astronauts, then 'Bammer stepped all over their dreams

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who else ever got chewed out by some cunt administrator for beating up a kid for making fun of you on the playground?

>It's colder in the mountains because you're further away from most of the earth where sunlight is absorbed.

>>14916294
With another president, every kid would become an astronaut.

>>14916300
It's called "civilized behaviour".
When I got chewed out for breaking the glasses of a kid who punched me first, that made me mad.

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>>14916294
>you can be anything you want to be!
-every female teacher ever

>even an astronaut?
said the scrawny average kid with low endurance and stamina and average gpa
>sure!

those kids were never going to become astronauts

>Fighting is bad
>If you are picked on/bullied you should be a fucking bitch and tell a teacher, which will make all the other kids think you are a shitbag narc. Don't stand up to the bully and handle your own shit because again, fighting is bad.
>All Germans after WWI and before the cold war were nazis and they all killed and raped billions of Jews.
>Lincoln was a motherfucking hero who really, really gave a fuck about slavery
>You are a super unique awesome special motherfucking snowflake. The universe should worship you.
>Drugs aren't fun. At all. Don't you ever fucking try them or the police will fucking teleport in and arrest you and poke your butthole with a baton.
>Math is fun
>The world isn't a horrible fucking place.
>Did we talk about drugs? because drugs are bad.

>>14916345
see that was probably the best thing I was taught.

>if someone hits you, you hit them back twice as hard

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>>14916303
Holy shit. Who told you that? A parent?

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>>14916345
I beat down a kid on the playground after a recess full of teasing and we got sent to the principles office
>typical white progressive fat bitch stump speech

when I got home my father gave me the talk about always standing up for yourself and using violence when you must
>tfw my dad was born in the 50s when people didn't act like passive aggressive preteens on Facebook to solve their problems

>>14916318
Well, the way I see it, a .001% chance is much better than 0%

>>14916347
My teacher had a shit fit because I wrote down "I want to man the M60" and wrote down my favorite color as "WWII German Paratrooper camo"

>>14916377
Almost forgot
>The police are your friends and will never, ever try to fuck you over.
>Oh yeah, the same applys to the government

>>14916401
Should've put that this was on one of those "get to know you" sheets from first grade

>>14916380
My grade school teacher.

>the earth has rings like saturn
>lots of things are colder than absolute zero
>the earth is 6000 years old
>dinosaurs didn't exist

these statements were from 4 different teachers throughout school.

>>14916457
also it was a public state funded school.

>>14916377
>the world isn't a horrible fucking place
this x1000

>all things white people do are evil
whitemansburden.jpg

>we shouldn't have dropped the bombs on Japan and killed all those innocent Japs
because teaching our actions in WWII with context doesn't fit the white people are bad storyline; i didn't read about the rape on nanking, the bataan death march, the japanese invasion of the phillipines, etc in a school textbook til High school.

>everyone is the same
But they always told me I was unique
>everyone can achieve the same
But if I try very hard i'll still be number one?

>>14916246

My parents were pretty uncaring about this one.

My father was Irish and my mother was Polish...I remember this take well...

>Father: NOW son...don't be mean to girls, you shouldn't him them
>Mother: Unless that whore puts hands on your first...then you're free to defend yourself

>>14916457
1. Depends on your definition of rings. The earth has a trash belt.
2. Does not compute
3. Lie with an agenda, the worst kind
4. My favorite lie: dinosaurs are extinct. They just look different, today. Fuck, I just ate one.

>/k/ is not for discussing weapons

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The sky is blue because of the reflection of the ocean.
>What about over land?
Lakes, rivers and pools.

>>14916414
>not putting down Space Shuttle Door Gunner.

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>if you have sex she will get pregenant
>you will contract HIV/AIDS on your first time, read this letter it happened
>your baby will be born with a brain resembling swiss cheese due to all the STDs
>you will die
>dont have sex
>seriously, you'll die
mfw i'm still here

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Damn, are your educations really that bad? Holy fuck. The only one I got was really pic related.

>>14916483
How many girls have you beaten the shit out of in "self defense?"

>>14916513
If only I knew that were a position back then...

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>>14916347
>those kids were never going to become astronauts

Well, not if they keep going in the path they are. It's like, hey you could be a great engineer if you weren't such a slob and studied harder. You could be a bodybuilder if you fucking started eating oatz and doing squatz. I'm of the belief that everyone can get good results in life if they try hard. Anything else is just an excuse to be a failure.

>>14916469
Alot of WWII was passed over in my text books in HS.
I mean there was some snippets of that stuff but it was basically NAZI BAD JAP BAD JEW GOOD ALLIES GOOD AMERICA FUCK YEAH PEARL HARBOR OH NOOO FRANCE GAVE UP BRITAIN SKY FIGHT SOVIET BAD BUT THEN GOOD AND THEN BAD NUKESNUKESNUCKES AMERICA WAS A DICK FOR THAT FUCKING AMERICA.

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>>14916482
>you are the most extra special little snowflake in the world
>and you
>and you
>and you
>and...
>oh, and jamal in the corner is not a lazy, underachieving criminal in the rough by choice, but because the whites made him that way; discount all those other black people throughout history who cast off their victim status and made something of themselves and raised their societal standing and that of their descendants.

>>14916509
next level:
>the sky is blue because of Rayleigh Scattering. Short wavelengths are scattered way more. Blue light dominates because of its short wavelength.

But Mrs Teacher, why isn't the sky purple, then?

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>>14916377
>All Germans after WWI and before the cold war were nazis and they all killed and raped billions of Jews.

Oh god this brings back memories of high school. History ("social studies" in commiefornia) teacher made us put on stupid skits about the terrible treatment of jews.

I played an SS officer sending jews to ovens.

>mfw when I realize now that my teacher was a jew
>fucking Jews

>>14916513
if i ever have a son, i will try my damnedest to make him think that's a real position just so he could write that down on the first day

>>14916300
>tfw you were being choked out in 5th grade by a huge dumbfuck that was supposed to be in 8th grade.
He was choking me out and he got down on one knee. I couldn't breathe and my reactions went from trying to push away to trying to hit him. After that I remember things getting a little hazy then I managed to get a rock off of the ground and I struck him in the back of the head with it. Afterwards I passed out. I woke up in the nurses office where I was "checked up on" and then I went straight to the principals office. I gt suspended for two weeks and the other guy "was just playing around" and got in no trouble. We also had to pay for his stitches.

>>14916226 (OP)
>santa clause watches you
>tooth fairy gives me money
>easter bunny gives me candy
>there is a god

>>14916568
And I bet you were the best little SS Officer you could be.

>>14916555
If your goal is a position that maybe 500 out of 8 billion people can reach during your lifetime, trying as hard as you can is not enough.
Granted, you already beat 99% of the competition by being born in America and not wanting to become a rapper, but still.

>>14916568
Did you at least get a nice black uniform?
More importantly, did you have fun?
Because I would have made that fun, which would most likely piss the teacher off....which only increases my fun level.

>>14916556
I took AP world history and AP American History
>the text book writer for APworld was a chink, so there was 5 pages on the rape of nanking and wrote that WWII started in china in the 1930's before the axis powers even formed because the second sino-japanses war was absobed into the conflict

another one

>Asians have done anything notable ever
that same textbook had about 9 chapters about fucking china; their society was stagnant as fuck with very little advancement, then they would get conquered by an external force, be Op for a few decades, then the good genetics of the invaders would be lost as the conquerors bred with the conquered and the country went back to being shit tier (and then later get conquered by another racial group)

>>14916300
I never got in trouble for beating some one up, i was pretty fucking violent when i was a kid.

When i was 11 i gave one guy a severe nosebleed on the playground, he cried like a little bitch and his nose bled like a god damn faucet. It was winter out and there was literary a 200 meter blood trail back to the school building.
No fucks where given, can't understand why i never got shit for anything, sure i never started anything but still i gave pretty brutal beatings to some kids.

>Cannabis can give you psychosis and aids and shit
>If you drink moonshine you are blind for the rest of your life.
>If you smoke a ciggarete once you get addicted

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>>14916619
This. I mean, hell, I woulda VOLUNTEERED to be the Ubermensch.

>>14916522
lol virgin

>>14916611
No, I felt bad about playing one. Felt like everyone is class was hating me despite it being an act. I didn't come to my current views until I saw how many jews are trying to destroy America. Honestly I don't hate people for what they are, but they sure as hell don't give themselves credit.

>>14916556
You think thats bad? Questions asked in class:

How many world wars are there?

And Who won?

>>14916592
>family not calling the police and having little jimmy tried for attempted murder/battery as a minor
>parents not finding the jewiest lawyer in the region to sue the school system

>>14916300
I choked a kid with the swing chains cause he kept fucking with me and my friends, and still got in trouble.

No problems after that.

>>14916619
nah, all I got was a paper arm band with a swastika on it.

>>14916612
>If your goal is a position that maybe 500 out of 8 billion people can reach during your lifetime, trying as hard as you can is not enough.

Maybe not, but it gets you a chance. The rest is just luck. Telling people to give up beforehand is stupid.

>Granted, you already beat 99% of the competition by being born in America and not wanting to become a rapper, but still.

Exactly, so even if you fail, you win. This is the kind of defeatism that I hate in blacks and Hispanics of my town. They just act like going to college is so dammed hard and that maybe working in a garage is good enough. Fuck, man. Ambition is what built this country. Fucking kids have none, and when they do, they don't have the drive to accomplish shit. Asian kids too. They all pretend they can't get laid because white guys are taking their wimmins.

>>14916653
'MURRICA WON, 'MURRICA ALWAYS WINS. FUCK YEAH.

>>14916622
>2ndsino-jap war was the beginning of WWII
wat

Also, china really liked to fight itself when not being invaded.

>>14916545

Only one which resulted me them getting a medical bill.

>Came to a new neighborhood
>Looks pretty nice
>Plenty of kids around, new friends hopefully
>It was a nightmare...a lie...a sham.
>These fucking nigger faggots had some sex war bullshit
>Boys versus girls
>SO I...unknowingly to the battle lines decide to ride my bike on a nice summer day
>Hopefully I make some new friends!
>This fucking whore...stood in her yard
>I waved at her
>"Hi i'm new here!"
>She threw a rock at me
>I lost balance and went face first into the sidewalk
>I saw the blood on the sidewalk
>My lip was split down the middle.
>They awoken a sleeping giant
>My dick was a pure red white and blue killing machine...she was a little red circle on a white background
>I didn't start this war...but I wish I had
>They got the medical bill
>And she got a black eye.
>I was caught in the maelstrom of adolescent boy/girl war
>I emerged a man that day
>But I was wounded...
>She took from me the ability to grow a full mustache as I have a scar down the middle of my lip
>To this day I will never apologize
>To this day I hope she's a fucking meth addict mud shark in a trailer park.

>>14916682
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS

Really though i never heard half of this shit in Missouri, im sorta sceptical

>>14916679

>They all pretend they can't get laid because white guys are taking their wimmins.

In fairness, many of them are social cripples when it comes to women.

>>14916555
>this brainwashed
yeah bro, everyone is the same and has the same opportunities and abilities despite IQ, genetics, or socioeconomic status

it definitely isn't that 99 out of every 100 people are average or below average in intelligence and skill; they can achieve just as much as those guys in the non remedial or gen ed (average kid) classes.

>human life has high value compared to other creatures
nah, just nah, a nuisance human is much worse than any nuisance animal and it's too bad feel good politics keep some of these idiots alive and hurting others
that shit wouldn't fly in the animal kingdom or without modern society

>>14916705
America needs a WW1/WW2 champ rings like they get in sports.

>>14916566
It is during twilight

but during normal noon-time atmospheric distortion the nitrogen mixture settles on blue.

>>14916664
>violence doesn't solve your problems little timmy!
>told that by a teacher after violence just solved his problem effectively and quickly

>>14916636
Well shit, it's either that or the fucker going into the showers.

>>14916653
This upsets me.

>>14916666
I would have been pissed and demanded that the teacher get in the fucking oven.

>fighting is bad
>anything slightly dangerous is bad
>the Internet is bad
>the outside world is bad
>all said from my mother

>dad told me if someone hit me, it them back 2 fold
>ended up in the office one day in the fifth grade completely fucking destroyed (two black eyes, four cracked ribs, three broken fingers, hair line fracture in my knee cap, bloody nose, etc.)
>was getting the mother of all earfulls from landwhale assist. principal
>Dad walks into the office freaking out
>asks me what happened
>told him I got my shit stomped by four other 5th graders
>immediatly asks what they look like
>three went to the ER for head injuries, serious lacerations (I Mike Tyson'd ones ear and anothers bottom lip) and the other was as bad as I was
>"who started it?"
>"they did"
>"that's my boy."
>AP flips her shit at my dad, telling him I deserved it when I fought back
>dad told her to go fuck herself
>he signed me out and took me to the ER as well to get patched up
>No one fucked with me again

>>14916657
unfortunately, because of my violence in the past (Defending myself because I was picked on for being the poor kid) I was in "No position" to go against the school system. Also, parents were more "Teach him a lesson" rather than "Punish his parents even though they probably deserve it for raising a retard" My older brother ended up catching him the next year when we went to intermediate school.

>Be called to office
>"What did I do this time?"
>They close the door and I see this prick all bruised up
>"Do you know who did this?"
Nope.jpg

I had a few pretty kickass teachers growing up.

>Be 3rd grade
>Find a frog
>play with it
>Dickhole named Phil stole it and killed in on purpose
>I beat the shit out of him

And I was not punished at all! I just had to SAY I was punished to the other kids as to not cause suspicion. My 3rd grade teacher was hippy as fuck, and thought my "fighting on behalf of the poor animal" was noble as fuck.

>HS Principle
He always kept a Winchester lever and a Colt 1911 in his truck. He showed them to me after he graduated.

Where I live, it's legal for him to have loaded guns in the parking lot of his building of employment, and it overrides school zone shit.

He had a parking spot made right next to his office and a door to the outside made in his office. That's about as close to a principle carrying a gun as you can get

>HS History teacher

>'Nam vet
>huge 2A guy
>wouldn't be surprised if he carried at school because he was full-blown 'murrica
We had a group of "skinheads" in the school. They always wore camo pants, plain white T's, and they always had their heads shiny bald.

>going over WW2 in class
>one of them goes "jews had it comin' "
>other two of them snickers
And the teacher then says word-for-word.

"What did you boys just say?"
them - "That they had it comin' "
"Get your motherfucking, piece-of-shit Nazi asses out of my classroom. I hope you three die in a car accident on your way home today and burn in fucking hell. Then you can join your Führer in getting you hourly pineapple up the ass - you deserve it, shitstains. Just get the fuck out"

The whole class was silent, and they just walked out with a blank expression on their face.

He tried to go back to lecturing, but we, instead, clapped.

"Cut it out, kids"

He went back to giving notes.

>>14916666
I loved to draw as a kid.
I also loved inventing different geometric shapes.
One day I drew a swastika and filled 2 pages with them cause I liked them so much.
My mother grounded me. I was confus

>>14916698
great story
i would have wished she got preggers by a negro then died a slow miserable death by HIV

>>14916593
>>there is a god
I have some bad news for you....

>You should stand up to bullies, but you should never stop them!

>>14916718
Asian dudes have to try harder with all the fun stereotypes floating around, especially in America. Doesn't help with old world asian culture.

Same issues with short people.

Short asian dudes got it hard in the US. Those poor bastards.

>>14916749
I blame the whole "zero tolerance thing"

>>14916690
exactly; the axis powers hadn't even formed yet when that war (which wasn't called a war by either side due to not wanting to be sanction by the US; both sides suppliers of steel and such) started.

Fucking gross unprofessionalism; I even wrote an essay about how the textbook was wrong, citing all the facts as to why that is asinine. My teacher forwarded it to the chink who wrote it and he was all "well thats your opinion, imma a big time textbook writer faggot say that to my face"
>china strong, fuck white man = whole textbook

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>ctrl + f
>no results for "holocaust"

i remember my parents actually telling me this in like first grade.
>terrorists hate us because of our freedom

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>>14916728
>everyone is the same
No, but close enough.

> has the same opportunities

No, bitch, you make them happen. You're poor and can't afford school? Get a fucking job. You're black? Don't be a nigger and study harder because god knows you're going to need it. Same shit. Maybe you have to put more effort than that Jew kid with the rich lawyer parents that will get him into MIT no matter what. You can still get there if you try harder. Yeah, you're going to need more luck, but you don't have to be bound by your genetics or your socio-economic status. For example, the smartest man in America is a complete looser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Langan


And we all know that some of the wealthiest kids wind up doing nothing and wasting their years away like pieces of filth floating in a sewer.

>>14916771
alla rakbar?

>>14916698
That's fucking hilarious. The only ambush I've ever been in on bike involved asphalt and gravity, those bastards, I never even saw it coming.

I remember a guidence councelor told me once I couldn't read my copy of Starship Troopers in school because it was promoting violent themes and it was fascist, and so I couldn't read it in lunch.

>>14916592
Something similar happened to me. But my father must have more guts than yours, because he cowed my principle into submission.

>>14916634
are you black or underprivileged?
>why jamal could do nothing wrong, he's just been dealt a bad hand
>then real life and constant prison
did the special snowflakes get in trouble for not ignoring you hard enough to stop your bullying?

>>14916226 (OP)

>I was never told any of these

That was the good part about going to a hardcore christfag school: they at least liked guns and didn't hold the delusion that defending yourself is wrong.

They were just retarded in all kinds of other ways.

Where the hell are you people that you hear shit like this?

>Violence doesn't solve anything

My senior year in high school a classmate got in an argument with my welding teacher. This mexican guy gets in my teachers face and starts talking shit and my teacher asks him, politely, to please sit down. It was more like "Please sit d- WHAT THE FUCK!" The mexican dude punched him in the mouth and my teacher slammed him on the ground and hit him three times. The guy was expelled and the teacher got off with no issues.

>Mfw school says if the mexican didn't have "An illegal knife" in his pocket it would have been way different

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>>14916853
The USA.

>>14916826
My father was 85 miles offshore in the Gulf of Mexico

>>14916226 (OP)

>no girls allowed
>not no Kebab allowed

>the holocaust happened
>planes hit the towers on 9/11

>>14916853
Suburbia

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>be me in grade 4
>we're doing some sort of school spirit week thing
>every class gets a theme and has to paint murals on their bulletin boards that fit the theme
>around 25 kids in my class, the 6 boys end up in one group all the other groups are all girls
>our class' theme is water
>the girls groups all decide to paint beaches and boring shit like that
>we can't decide what to do
>finally me and my friend who both love history and were the defacto leaders of the group decide on something to paint
>THE MOTHERFUCKING BISMARCK
>we start painting and do a pretty good job for a bunch of 9 year olds who have no idea what we're doing
>it's missing something
>finally we realise what it is
>me and my friend paint correct and fairly big Nazi flags on the bow and stern
>the teacher doesn't say anything and we never get in trouble
>mfw whenever I remember this happened

Remember kids, personal responsibility is a bad thing! If you acted out, it's because of ADD, or race, or how much money your parents made.

>>14916819
>You can still get there if you try harder.

Protip: There are others who also give absolutely 100% from early on. Plus, they have rich parents who pay for private education and introduce their kids to important people during college.

A black kid from a single mother in Detroit isn't going to reach the same heights, even if he decides to be a social outcast during his whole childhood by giving 100% in his shitty urban school, and somehow miraculously aquires social skills from somewhere else.

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>Germany was the cause of all the world's problems after 1850 (unification wars if you aren't aware of those)
>Blacks have just as much capacity as whites
>Not being Christian is a horrible thing
>Having your own opinions is a horrible thing
>Don't ever question your all knowing teachers
and my personal favorite, word for word
>"You have an obligation to take care of others!"
The fuck I do. Close family, friends, fellow /k/omrades, yes, fucking welfare collecting rats? Shit no. High school in a liberal ass county drove me insane.

>>14916863
I like to think they were arguing over welding technique and the Mexican went out like:

>Yo homes, you think is bad. Fuck you, I got this shit down.
>Now Jose you know that the way we teach iti is because blah blah
>Yo, how bout fuck you, esse? Huh, fuck you I don't need this shit. I'm gonna be a welding superstar! You fucking watch homes.
>Jose are you an idiot
>BAM
>Fuck you esse, I don't need you. I don need nobody. I'mma show you homes.

>epic welding story of the world's greatest welder
>protip: it's not jose

>>14916755
>HOW DARE YOU NOT BE A VICTIM
>women responsibly wielding power- ever

“Anyone who clings to the historically untrue -- and -- thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never solves anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor; and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.”

Heinlein has a quote for everything.

>>14916728
>99 out of every 100 people are average or below average

I don't think you understand how averages work sir.

>>14916905

Holy fuck I spit coffee everywhere

>>14916898
>A black kid from a single mother in Detroit isn't going to reach the same heights, even if he decides to be a social outcast during his whole childhood by giving 100% in his shitty urban school, and somehow miraculously aquires social skills from somewhere else.

Defeatism, bro. That's not the point, and depending on how many connections he makes, he could wind up working side-by-side with the rich kids. It's not impossible, but even if it is, working hard isn't going to fuck him in the end. It's not going to make a failure. It's going to make for some sweet ass rewards down the line. Just because you can't be space shuttle door gunner, doesn't mean you can't make it to the space shuttle in the first place.

>>14916898
It's a huge, multilayered problem, though. You could be trying 110% and just never get that lucky break and languish in the middle forever. Hell, you could be doing everything right and get killed by some drunk driver out of nowhere through no fault of your own.

People don't like to realize how much of our life is just on the whim of random chance, regardless of effort put out.

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>All muslims are the same

>>14916938

>Arguing with defeatists
Come on man you should know better

>>14916798
>being this young

just ribbing ya.

when i was in first grade it was all self-esteem bullshit. filling your own teacup and crap. that didnt mean shit to me because i had undiagnosed dyslexia at the time and felt pretty much useless because it took me twice as much effort to get half the result others did.

>>14916913
Starshipe Troopers, right?

Do you think the world would be a better place if we stopped lying to our children?

>>14916226 (OP)
My dad was bro-tier.

>at school, be maybe 7 or 8
>asshole, mouth-breather has been hitting me for a few weeks
>teachers do nothing, I resort to running away all the time
>he corners me in the play ground next to some big oak tree
>comes forward to hit me, I jam a stick I'd picked up into his mouth hard enough to draw blood and make him vomit
>he goes to surgery, my dad takes me to mini-golf and dinner with friends

When the school admins tried to suspend me he shouted the living fuck out of them until they apologized and forced mouth-breather to write a letter of apology to me.

On the downside, dad doesn't own or shoot guns, but at least he isn't an anti-fag.

>>14916913
Another one that'd make most teachers go crazy:
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

>>14916925
Depends on your distribution and how broad your dataset is.
>1 billion people with IQ 99.99...
>1 person with IQ 200
>1 billion people are below average
It's not probable, but it's definitely possible.

>>14916969
Teach them that violence does solve problems and that you'll never get anywhere without hard fucking work? Yeah.

>>14916226 (OP)
Niggers are people

>>14916634
I have smoke literally thousands of cigs and still am not addicted.

Black kids are better athletes

>playing flag football in PE class
>be 6'2"
>decide im gonna cover midget black kid
>dis gonna be fun
>he starts getting all butthurt
>decides to get physical
>i can play that too nigga
>he takes a swing at me
>lands it on me neck
>dis nigga hit me in the NECK!?!
>grab greasy ass braids
>POWER SLAM
>stay down bitch
>coach runs over
>he's black
>WTF anon
>he hit me coach
>other kid gets in trouble with principle
>my football coach "handles" me
>i have to run extra after football practice that day

>>14916900
going to a magnet program in a black Highschool cured me of y "we need to help the underprivileged!" delusion. Welfare should be a safety net, not a goal. If those nigs couldn't manage to learn basic algebra after 12+ years of schooling to the point where they could get a 70% on a standardized multiple choice test, then they deserve sweeping floors or starving for the rest of their lives.

>>14916969
Eh, probably not.

A good number would just turn to pessimism, or something of the like, which is bullshit as far as im concerned.

I guess it just depends on what truth we tell. Even then, one truth is someone elses lie.

>>14916905
It's funny because I think it was over his welds that kept busting under low pressure.

>>14916988
Yes on the second one.
Careful on the first. Kids have severely limited ethics. The best thing is always to show them a standard that they can aspire to.
You should definitely tell them that bullying and teasing are also a form of violence, though.

>>14916833
Nope, every one was white and middle class or better in my school.

They where 5, i was standing on all fours, the kid that got the nosebled was standing above me and i got up real fast and threw my head back into his face, busted up his face pretty good.

>>14916938
It's not defeatism, it's being realistic. Some people truly are impossible to get moving because they are in fact, losers that don't try. However, I don't say everybody makes it because life treats everyone differently. Some people are fortunate enough to be born with all the resources they need to excel. All they need is the mindset, and if they have it then they will reach their goals. But if you're born in some backwater shithole, poor, and genetically ungifted, your chances are shit even with strong determination.

It's a sad shitty fact of life. I try not to tell people "You can do anything if you put your mind to it!" and at the same time I don't tell them "You didn't try hard enough." when their situation is shit. That guy who's 5' 5", he'll never be an NBA player. That scrawny kid will probably never be an Olympic powerlifting champion. That meek girl scared of everything will never be a hardcore special forces operator.

Dems the brakes. As much as I prefer optimism, there is no denying some people just have it harder than others.

>>14916997
I had the best coaches in middle school.

>Someone throws a punch
>Coaches separate the people involved and take them to the gem
>hands them boxing gloves hands get out that stupid fucking bell they kept in the coaches office
*Ding Ding*

>>14916925
well if you didn't score in the upper 5% of the SAT, ACT, etc. then you are pretty fucking average

same thing for IQ; the average is 100 (for us evil whites) but i'm at the 140-45 range the last time i got checked in elementary school; as are many of the people I went to school with, due to taking gifted (elementary), gem math and honors classes (middle), and AP in high school.
>INB4 hue hue nu u aint lying faggot

>>14916949
>muslims are not bad
>their holy book does not advocate everything our society stands against

the occasional muslim in the US is fine, but they would be beheaded in the middle east.

I can't remember any bullshit my teachers have said. The best thing I do remember though is

> be 7th grade
> be gym class on basket ball court taking roll
> redneck ginger being a dickhead calling everyone pussies
> tell him " if you call me that ill show you how much of a pussy you are".
> he did
> have him a good ole 1,2 to the jaw like pops taught me
> he sat down and everyone laughed at him as he cried
> pats on the back all day

>The terrorist hate your freedom so to protect you we will take away your freedom.

>Bush is bad but Obama is a king even though it's the same shit.

>>14917025
>It's not defeatism, it's being realistic
The two often masquerade as each other

>But if you're born in some backwater shithole, poor, and genetically ungifted, your chances are shit even with strong determination.

A chance, not matter how small, is still a chance

>hat guy who's 5' 5", he'll never be an NBA player
You arent even trying

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest_players_in_National_Basketball_Association_history

>>14917048
>elementary school

IQ only works properly for adults. It was designed to diagnose mental retardation, not as a measure for possible success in life.

I was told /k/ was a weapons board.

>You can trust the government
>Obey all that are in a place of power above you.

Not trying to be edgy with the second, seriously. I can't believe I was told this, and that people actually believe we shouldn't question those with authority, under the right circumstances of course.

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>>14917114

>>14917091
>Someone calling me names
>I, being a social retard decide to attack him
>He beats my ass
>Everyone laughs at me
>I cry
>I get sent to the office
>They ask where was my retard handler
>I get suspended for 10 days
>My parents hit me when I got home

Fix'd that for you.

>>14917146
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14916345
>be fucking around inna first grade
>do fake karate flying kick in the air
>accidentally lightly tap this one nig nog
>ask me if I did that
>"yeah, so?"
>immediate punch to the solar plexus
>momentary blackout (like 1-2 seconds)
>be on the floor
>teacher comes over
>yells at me for what I did (so fucking nothing)
>given bad mark on daily behavior chart
>nothing happens to nig nog

I have a few more stories like this. Fuck school though, you can have someone pull a knife on you, and if you hit them to get it away they can get you in trouble.

>>14917120
I know a fuck ton of peers who have High IQs but are undedicated, aspie fuckwits who did bad at school
>and I know a fuck ton that got picked up at an early age and groomed; scoring near perfects on the SAT and ACT and becoming the "leaders of tomorrow" or whatever gay crap they wrote up to explain why they put all the smart kids in one room

>>14917146

I should add the same kid got stabbed by a retard the next year

It wasn't me I promise

>>14917109
>We have more freedom than any other country in the world.
If you only apply the term freedom to limitations through laws, this is wrong: Somalia has no taxes or law enforcement to speak of.
If you apply it to being free to do as you chose without repercussions, this is also wrong: In lots of other countries you can get better away with behaviour deviating from the norm, due to a less restrictive society.

>tfw getting arrested in Texas
>for trying to walk 2 miles to the store, along a highway, because lol no sidewalks or bike trails.

>>14916377
>The only cause of WWI was Archduke Ferdinand of Austria being shot by a Serb, but it was still all Germany's fault

Hell, the Serb part wasn't mentioned in school until high school

>>14917180
>not beating nig nogs ass
>not blocking his wild nig nog blow to begin with
>being so clumsy you karate chopped some random kid

sounds like a personal problem; called being a pussy

>>14916970
i would think that a man who could cow others with merely his voice would have little need of such mortal weapons as "firearms"

>>14916377
>Lincoln was a motherfucking hero who really, really gave a fuck about slavery
I live in Illinois and this shit was shoved down our throats for like an entire year.

>>14917223
>Acting like a homeless person
>FUCK YO PIG BIG GUVMENT
they didn't want to have to shit down the roadway so some Mexican could scrape your sorry ass off the pavement and put you in a garbage bag after you got clipped, then hit by a car

>>14916988
>>14917019

yes on the work.
yes on the violence but with conditions. teach your kids about proper escalation of force. violence should be a last resort, something you do when your back is against the wall and youve exhausted all other reasonable recourse.

>>14916970
this is a good example. kid avoided conflict as long as he could, and when it found him he defended himself. proper application of violence.

>>14917267
>then why did the emancipation proclamation not free the slaves in the northern held southern territories?
>shut up Jimmy

>>14917127
That still happens.
I guess it's easier to ram that into kids heads than the fact that they actually don't give a fuck about you unless its taxes or "terrorism".
>>14917226
That part still fucking confuses me.

>>14917226
It was just very poor decion-making on Germany's part to guarantee full military support to Austria regardless of the circumstances, alliances and political climate at the time.
Once it was clear that war was inevitable, breaking international law by attacking neutral Belgium was the only sensible course of action for anyone with the given information.

I was lucky growing up I guess. About 80% of my teachers from grade 3 and up were on the same page; don't do your work and fail.

I was apart of the "Make the 'A' Honorable Again" wave of thought in my district. If you met standards you rocked out a solid C+ or B-. You want an A fucker? Then turn in a thought out 7 page essay when I asked for 5.

You're not special because you're alive; you need to earn special recognition.

I'm not here to go out of my way to help you mentally or emotionally because you're acting emo. If you want help, ask and I'll help you as much as I can.

Bring a gun to school and try to shoot up the place you little shit, see how far you get before the faculty ventilates your dome.

Such was life in Eastern Washington circa 1995.

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I really can't think of one politically charged topic they didn't fuck up.
>Revolutionary war
>IRS
>Civil war
>World War 2 (How did Hitler rise to power? You wouldn't fucking know, because they didn't even try to explain it)

Also, black history month. Fucking black history month, jesus christ. George Washington Carver is literally the more important nigger to ever grace the earth. Literally.

>>14917294
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_wwi

essentially austria hated serbia and every major power wanted to punch the other in the dick over carving up the world during the age of imperialism

>>14917120
to add to this, IQ starts to get fuzzy with age even.

a typical statement used to describe relative IQ's are to say that "your seven year old is performing at the level of a nine year old." this starts to fall apart when you get into adulthood, as saying a 30 year old performs like a 32 year old doesnt mean shit.

>violence solves anything

Fucking shit. It's actually it's resolved every dispute in history, ever. If not actual violence then the fear of violence.


>you can be anything you want to be...

>>14917267
I live in IL as well.
Shit we even took a trip to Springfield so that we can see how Lincoln lived and shit.
But not one FUCKING word was ever said against him and his actions.

All the lies and coverups that were rammed into my head piss me right the fuck off.

>>14917127
>>14917294
Well, they don't even need to tell you these things. It is an institution of obedience, inherently.
When you're raised by the government and conditioned to obey authority, nobody needs to tell you what to think explicitly.

>>14917319
>>World War 2 (How did Hitler rise to power? You wouldn't fucking know, because they didn't even try to explain it)

Magic fairy dust forged from fermented jew babies, of course.

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I can't remember much of what my parents or teachers have said, I mainly have had pretty good teachers.
>Going to sport lesson, ask tutor if I can leave my shit with her, agrees. Pull out my phone, wallet and my multitool. She picks it up, -what's that? Opens it. Takes a look at it -that's a real tool for men.

Be inna sport.
>Assholes at the last sport lesson had fucked something up.
>As punishment teacher tells everyone to stand still for the whole lesson.
>Leaves some female teacher to look after us, teacher leaves.
>Every ones standing.
>Some guys scatter off.
>The rest of them scatter off.
>Pull out basketballs and shit.
>Start doing shit.
>I'm still standing there, not moving a fucking muscle.
>The female teacher tells me to sit down, since I'm the only one standing.
>Refuse, I'm taking the punishment for something I have not done.
>Teacher comes in at the last minutes of the lesson.
>Quite shocked to see someone still standing.
>Female teacher says I've been standing since she left.
Teacher says "at ease" Yes, in sport we talk this way.
>Check the grades later on.
I received 10 marks (A*)
Fuck yeah. Lesson learned - Be a fucking man.
>I was 11 years old.

>don't fight the bullies
>violence doesn't solve any problems

I'm Russian-born, and I moved to America when I was 13, and went to my first day of Middle School. They already taught me basic English in Russia, and I was fine just looking at explanations. There was a group of wiggers and hoodlums who hated me... One day they stole my bike that was sitting in front of my house (given they lived a few blocks down).

I ran to their house with my father's asp and my knife in case they wanted to fight and/or I wanted to slash the the tires of their bikes. I went there to see the fat faced fucks all standing there all proud, and they obviously had my bike in their back porch.

This one snarky cunt, and decided it was find to punch me in the gut and snort as I was on the ground. Fuck I punched him so hard, I think I made him sterile. The smallest kid then came after me and I tackled him to the ground and punched him a few times. Then knocked on the house cunt lived in, and kindly told their parents what happened, and that your child is a bully and stole my bike, and has it locked in your porch.

My dad always said to me:
>remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.
>you can be anything you want to be, but you have to work for it
best one was from playing sports. when others would babby their children from getting hurt, my dad would say
>it will be ok once it stops hurting
gave him a big fuck you after my first cup stop in lacrosse but it was ok after that

>violence never solves anything
>everyone is your friend
>being told race doesn't exist and check your white privildge when I'm the only white kid in whole school and poorer than everyone else.

>>14917327
>anons reading level is that of a college student as a 4th grader

all the artificial comparisons are kinda retarded, but i was reading hardback books in elementary school

>>14917361
>democratically elected to the chancellorship of the Wiemar republic
ever brought up? nope. the Nazis just tricked erryone in Germany and declared a dictatorship while roasting Jewish babies over a slow flame

>>14916765
fuckin Phil.

>>14916705
I'm from Missouri too. Are you talking about everything in this thread or more specific things?

>>14917364
>ASP

Nigga you 13 runnin round with dem guns?

>>14917364
Did you ever act like a faggot? From my experience, it seems like most American kids like European immigrants.

>>14916968
>>14916913
>>14916824

Starship troopers man. I don't think any book has quite changed my outlook on life as much, "A homage to Catalonia" probably comes close though. "The moon is harsh mistress" is good too.

I also knew as soon as I read
>violence doesn't solve problems
in OP's post that someone would bring it up.

>>14916766

I fucking filled my history book with swastikas in the 4th grade (Nazi tilted, not Manji). I have zero idea why and I barely knew what it meant, but goddamn if every portrait in that book didn't look like Charlie Manson.

>>14917180
bad marks, we had color charts on the wall. when you got in trouble you had to change your color.
blue-normal-where you start errydai
green-warning
red-gtfo and see principle
orange-yo parents gonna beat your ass that night
black-go home now-later changed to purple (looking back i guess it was racist so thats why they got rid of)

>>14917294
Serb shoots Austrian VIP, Austria has to push for an investigation on their terms (violating Serbia's sovereignty) to save face, Serbia has to decline for the same reason, Austria has to declare war for the same reason again, Germany has to support them because they signed a treaty for this exact case, which also means being at war with Serbia's ally Russia. Since Russia is allied to France, Germany decides to attack the frogs first to get them out of the way quickly. Since they can't win against France's defenses, they flank them through Belgium which is neutral, so Germany violated international law and the Brits have to step in, because they were kind of big on that new idea and couldn't afford to let shit slip.

I guess that's about it.

>>14917346
I'm from the city so they didn't have the funds to actually take us anywhere or do anything, but they sure had enough chapters on the bullshit.
Must have heard
>Honest Abe
about fifty thousand times.

>>14916766

Shit, I loved the swastika before I even knew what it was called or why other people didn't.

>>14917404
ASP is a baton

>>14917236
>nig nog actually is in karate
>I'm a skinny white boy
>teacher was watching the whole thing anyways
>tapped him so lightly I barely even noticed

I was already on the floor, and by the time I got up the teacher was already getting me in trouble, do you really think trying to start a fight at that point would've been a good idea?

>>14917319
>How did Hitler rise to power?
He was voted into office and had the support of the majority for his actions. Democracy, bitches.

>>14917393
to add a bit more to the confusion, IQ levels have actually gone up over the past few decades. you just dont know it because the test has been rebalanced a few times.

so basically, if 100 is average and you took the test in the 1980's and you got a 100, then great, youre "average." but if you took that same kid from the 1980's and gave him the test now, in 2013, he'd average somewhere in the high 70's to low 80's.

why? because kids these days, believe it or not, know more at a younger age than kids in previous decades did. so a 120 IQ in 1983 would equate to about 100ish or so now.

>yfw nothing in this world is absolute except death

>>14917447
>I was a little faggot too weak to defend myself
why would you share this?

you hit him first and he retaliated

I grew up in the 70s and from 7th grade on all of the male students carried pocket knives. You kinda weighed out whether a fight was worth it or not when you knew that it could turn into a knife fight real quick.

My parents were pretty good, even though they weren't around much so here's some true shit they said
>If someone's fucking with you, kick their shit in
>Use a rock or weapon if needed
>Don't give women special privileges
>Most religious people are stupid and/or crazy but some are alright
>Guns are good
>Drugs are okay, just don't go overboard
And lastly, the phrase constantly uttered by my father, mother, and all of their friends
>Death to the Republican Party

>>14917417
The movie wasn't too bad either

>>14917404
It's a baton, friendo. It folded, so I could put it in my pocket.

>>14917411
No, I just did my work, and didn't even talk to many people. I was pretty chill around people.

>>14917251
Reminds me of my mother. She looks like a rather twee old woman, owns a few chickens, but I remember when I was little her railing on five teachers at once for telling me "Just hide" when I kept getting my shit beaten in by a bunch of other guys. Shit was apocalyptic. It was supposed to be a parent/teacher meeting. It became a verbal massacre.

>>14916966
i'm 26, terrorists existed before 9/11 :p

>>14917458
i should clarify, same kid at the same age with the same education, but in 2013 instead of 1983

>>14917481
Damn, unlucky you. I would've loved to have a Russian friend in school.

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>>14917477
>Death to the Republican Party
NOPE

>>14917484
oh that sounds great.

im dating a small armenian girl now. im mostly italian. ill marry this woman, but our fights are pretty epic. two passionate people who know how to yell and deal with yelling makes for a fun time.

woe to the person that tries to pull any shit like those teachers did on my offspring.

>>14917508
Funny thing was, they hated democrats too, I never found out whether they supported anything or anyone

>I believed roseanne's husband on the show "roseanne" was named "Damn"

>I though OJ simpson had something to do with the oklahoma city bombing

>I thought our local news anchor was just as important as bill clinton

>I though OJ simpson was either mute or retarded because he never talked during his trial

>I thought al-qaeda were from the afghani govt and attacked us to get rid of christianity

>the blair witch was obviously true

>Computers ran off of some sort of magical code that was impossible for any normal man to comprehend

>programming required all of the top-tier maths like trig and calc just to be able to understand it

>I thought negotiation was superior than violent conflict...then I encountered blacks

>I thought racism ended in the 60s

>I thought jews were white and that the holocaust was a misguided religious conflict...bonus points for thinking "if they're gonna kill you, why not just convert?"

>I thought that the m16, being the american gun, was better than every other gun in the world.

>I thought that the ak-47 was called "kf7 soviet"...thanks 007

>I thought that europe was a liberal paradise where 90% of the population is gay or bisexual and eveyrone shaves their assholes and gets things for free

>I thought the japanese were the best programmers on earth...then I realised that programming languages are english based for a reason

>because of tenchi muyo, myself and everyone I know though UBL was named "sasami bin laden"

>>14917496
im 31

feels bad man

>>14917122
>>confirmed for underage
>dumbass

>santa clause, tooth fairy etc


This actually traumatized me. Not that they weren't real but that my parents would lie to me about it. I had it figured out but didn't REALLY believe it until my parents confirmed it, and they let me believe it longer than I should have, when they finally came clean I was more devestated because they knowingly let me believe a lie like that.

Now that I think of it this could be the beginning of the serious trust issues I've had my entire life.

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> all Germans in WWI and WWII were bad

> mfw school made me hate my grandpa who fought the Russians and never got to hear badass stories.

Fuck the public education system, by the time I learned better, his uniform and luger were already sold to a pawn shop.

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>>14917532
>sasami bin laden

we had a kid from iceland move here when i was in middle school
kid was effin weird
got caught looking at some weird ass porno
>the kind you cant send through the mail

>tfw you learned more about the world from playing age of empires and grand strategy games than you ever did in school

Safety > Freedom

>be in 10th grade bio
>have nigger teacher
>he constantly belittles men
>says there's no biological evidence that men are naturally stronger than women
>but then says, about 2 weeks alter, that there IS biological evidence showing women have a stronger pain tolerance
>other than the obvious of catching criminals the only other use for DNA fingerprinting he gives is to make men pay for the child they don't want

And then, there's this:
>says race is a MODERN DAY SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, and there there is NO BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES between the races

A fucking biology teacher, that doesn't know shit about bio, or pretends not to for some fucking reason, what the fuck.

And of course there was the 5 minute tangent he went on at one point
>Scientists are finding more and more evidence that someone or something created life
>"Like what kind of evidence?" I asked
>Well look at a watch, and how complex that is, it had a creator, so it only makes sense that something as complex as humans were created by some intelligent designer

Yeah, I don't think he should have been a teacher. And no, this was in Florida, not Alabama.

>>14917565
>tfw when you learn more about world history from civ games than history class

thank god for the internet. yeah, not everything is true on the internet, but most of it is more true than the shit you learn in school.

>>14917571
>intelligent design
not even once.

truly the cancer killing what little is worth saving in our public school system

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>>14916226 (OP)

Don't fight bullies

>Be inna gym class circa freshman year
>Me and my friend are shooting hoops
>Midget with a napoleon complex decides to take a basketball and hurl it at my fried for no apparent reason
>awhellnaw.jpg
>My friend runs after him to kick his ass
>My friend is fat and is about as graceful as a beluga whale
>midget easily outruns him
>Midget runs past me
>I pick him up and dwarf toss him
>Once he stops sliding he grabs my collar and acts like he's going to punch me
>Give him a condescending look
>He backs off

I got in no trouble whatsoever
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

pic unrelated

>>14916765

And then professor Shlomoberg gave those ebil nazis a what for!

>>14917427
Mine was
>Green: Errday
>Yellow: You fucked up slightly
>Orange: Alright man, stop that, it's not funny
>Red: What the fuck nigger, what's you're problem?

Sometimes teachers would move you to red for petty little things too.

I was moved to yellow for accidentally tapping someone with my foot and getting punched in the solar plexus.

Oh and of course there was the bullshit grade for handwriting. I shit you not, that was a grade for the longest time. Of course my handwriting only started to get decent around 7th-8th grade, but it was gone by 3rd (moved schools)

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>>14917571
>but anon all people are the same!

>>14917565
>mfw i found out furious the monkey boy was not a historical figure

>>14917571
That is just sad.

>>14917472
Why are you trying to defend a nigger over-reacting to someone obviously fucking around? And why do you think that it would have been a good idea to start a fight 5 feet from a teacher, when you knew you'd lose. Not to mention there was 5 minutes left of class. I could've taken a few others, but not that chimp.

>>14917616
I had a handwriting grade too. I learned to write tiny because fuck you you are going to say its bad anyways

>>14917532
(cont.)

>I thought the cold war was still on, and that russia (called "USSR" on all my schools outdated maps) was the "USR" (united states of russia).

>I thought ALL of asia was the USSR and that china was at the south pole...how else could america...being at the top of the world...dig there?

>I thought uncle tom was a pretty cool guy and was shocked when redguards hated him

>I thought evolution could be explained as being the "steps god took" while sculpting adam from clay

>I thought SMGs were comprable to assault rifles

>I thought WWII represented "modern" and vietnam was straight up space aged

>I was confused when my teacher was appalled at me saying that "vietnam was my favourite war"

>I felt like a moral traitor for watching japanese cartoons. Afterall, the japanese have been our enemies since pearl harbour

>I thought the english military's elite units were knights in shining armour

>I thought mcdonalds was expensive and consitered high dollar food

>after learning that the cold war had been over since the year I was born, I figured russia was our best friend

>I thought super mario could only take a pee, bathe and change clothes when the nintendo was turned off, and that he had a little house inside the machine

>I thought I was part black because my mom started fucking redguards after my dad died...I became black because my "dads" were black

>>14917479

The movie was very entertaining, but I can't help but feel the haminess detracted from the overall theme.

>>14917663
>I thought I was part black because my mom started fucking redguards after my dad died...I became black because my "dads" were black

This anon has suffered more than words can describe

I actually got some ugly bitch who worked at Family Dollar yelling in my face for a few minutes because her little shitstain of a child was talking shit to me for about 5 minutes before I got tired of his shit and PUSHED him (not even a blow) and his nose started spraying blood everywhere. Pretty funny. Of course the nigger (and I use that term sparingly) sitting next to me on the bus said I actually did punch him, because he hated me for some reason (I'm guessing because I'm white).

The ironic part is back at school later I actually cleared it up and explained exactly what happened, and the bleeding kid didn't even try to lie about it.

I'm actually pretty lucky I had the teachers and administrators I did, because I drew lots and lots of guns and battle scenes at school. Actually had a bro-tier history teacher in 7th grade who took 5 minutes of class time to debate the reliability of semi-automatic vs. pump-action shotguns with me. And this was in Brooklyn.

>>14917357

And that is fucking scary.

>>14917432
>its a giant clusterfuck
Gotcha.

>>14917434
I once pointed out that he wasn't even born in this state and what I got in reply was a mixture of shut up kid and MUH LINCOLN

>>14917477
Hello me, its me, how am I? I'm doing good, I hope I am too. Always good to hear from me, I don't see me enough.

That is to day, we had a similar experiences.

>>14917663
>I thought McDonalds was expensive and considered high dollar food
Whoa

>>14917679
I agree that the tone between the two is completely different, but I won't lie, the Federation is the only fascist government I could get behind.

>>14917663
>I thought evolution could be explained as being the "steps god took" while sculpting adam from clay

Um... It "could" be.

Just like the Higs Boson could be God sticking his dick through an inter-dimensional wormhole to fuck with us.

>>14917477
Your parents were quite wrong about the last one...

>>14917542
My great uncle was silent Otto.
Fucking schools made me hate him because of all the NAZI BAD shit that was rammed in my head.
He died in '98.
I could have met him and listened to some epic sub stories, goddamnit.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>14917715
has to do with my parents never being willing to take me there...and compared to cooking at home, mcdonalds IS expensive...just not for the quality

>>14917025
>That meek girl scared of everything will never be a hardcore special forces operator.

good

>>14917722
norse pagan nowdays...makes more sense that white men were carved from white wood rather than being made out of brown mud...

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>>14917530
Hi.

>>14917609
Isn't intelligent design "evolution is real but god guided it"?

That's completely plausible

>>14917810
Well I used the term "intelligent designer", basically I meant he was saying that everything was created, he didn't mention evolution in his speech once, but still taught it, somewhat, later

>>14917810
No, intelligent design is
>There's something intelligent
>and it designed us
Pretty self-explanatory really.
Adam and Eve stuff.

I forget what you're talking about is called.

>>14917698
the suffering came moreso from the fact that I was a white kid who was forced to be around blacks all the time. A honkey, who's proud of his dead father's accomplishments as a police officer, who thinks that blacks and white are equal doesn't get along well with redguards in the ghetto who want nothing to do with the white baggage that come with ol'leroy's prized white pussy. Bonus points when I try negotiating conflict verbally like our redguard principal told us to, only to get cheap shots in the gut from some redguard's air jordan...

>>14917810
>a giant white guy in the sky made everything, through evolution.
sure is baptist up in here

>>14917798
Nah, they hated him, I don't think I can name anyone even somewhat politically motivated they supported, past or present

>>14916755
Your dad is cool
wouldbro/10

>>14917850
>i hope this is fiction, but starting to believe its real. write a book anon, i would buy it to let you have a piece of the good life.

>>14917839
Ah, okay

I guess my biggest one was like many other's. Don't fight bullies.

I just ignored bullies and they stopped bullying. Never really was bullied much to begin with though.

Oh, and "everyone is your friend". People are fucking sell-outs. I won't even go into that one.

>>14917859
Please, just shutup

Your stupidity is stifling

>>14917845
believe youre thinking about creationism.

which is like, intelligent design, but with a hip new name and subtle superficial differences that attempt to make it sound more sciencey.

>be 3rd grade
>be making paper dolls for book reports on biographies
>mine was on Admiral Nimitz
>decide to give him a side arm since he's military
>his gun was literally an L shaped piece of construction paper
>teacher freaks out and I get sent to the principal's office
>would have gotten suspended were it not for my mother calling the principal out on her bullshit

>>14917722
anyway, I completely disowned literal creationism when, in my freshman year of highschool, my redguard bio teacher, before commencing her lecture on evolution, asks the class "aight, so how many of you ACTUALLY believe this stuff, because I srsly only teach it because I have to". When I was the only one in the class to raise my hand, everyone, teacher included, busted out laughing. When she took me into the hall snickering and asking about how I could believe such nonsense, I quietly asked to go to the bathroom, and snuck off campus.

That became my regular schedule from then on: ride the bus into the city, attend art at fist period, skip school, get high and study "chemistry", and then sneak back onto campus to attend german for last period.

I learned how to draw and how to speak one of the best languages on earth...I'm a verifitable hitler now because some redguard had to dis evolution...lel

>>14916300

In 6th grade, this kid and three of his friends pinned me down in the playground and took my shoe and ran off. I ran after them and they started tossing it around like I was going to play monkey in the middle or some shit. I ran to the leader and landed a sloppy ass punch on his jaw. He ran off to the teacher, and I just sat there, put my shoe on and looked at a little cut on my knuckles. I got in trouble and was in a shitload of it until my dad went down to the school and set things straight, and a few days later he tried to fight me again and called me a pussy for not wanting to get my ass in trouble again.

The next year the kid was running and tripped and went head first into a fencepost and was potato for a few weeks.

>>14917850
Try being in the same situation, only raised by liberals who believe in the fantasy land where races are all the same and racial hatred doesn't exist. Then being the biggest white kid in the entire school as a 2nd grader. Also the school is directly across the street from projects.

They talked a lot of shit, but only the biggest one in 5th grade actually tried something. Told me to get on me knees once when I came across him alone in the hallway. I did. Later on, hit him in the back of the head with a rock and threw him down a rather steep, rocky hill. It was a great feeling. And since he was known for being a piece of shit, and I was one of the best, most well-behaved students in the school, I didn't even get in trouble for it.

>>14917761
Your great uncle survived the sub war?
That's quite impressive and pretty rare.

>>14918026
He was a certified BAMF.

My parents were pretty cool. They taught me to not fuck with anyone back because eventually they'll get themselves fucked by life (if you walk through a rope factory long enough, yada yada old ass analogy).

Anyway, this asshole jocks keep fucking with me (football superstars in small town, I was the new fat /k/id) and I never fucked with him back, no matter how much I wanted to.
fast forward 4 years
in those 4 years:
>got fit
>acquired monies
>sweet car
>free education

football dickheads?
>one broke his leg during college tryouts
>another is in jail for dui
>last is fat and useless, no college funds, poor family, shit grades so he couldn't get a grant or loan. Works at Dairy queen in a town of 1,000. Possibly cries self to sleep over peaking at age 17 nightly.

Yep, I think I'll let /k/arma sort out the assholes that don't do anything enough to warrant a quick death (assault, etc)

>>14917976
these this guy at my work.

redguard, negro, whatever you wanna call him. i just say hes a black guy. i say this because of a chris rock special i saw years back that talked about the difference between black people and niggers. tl;dr black people are like white people and they hate niggers as much as anyone.

the issue seems to be, there are way more niggers (by the rock definition) than there are black people. i say this, because this guy at my work, hes working towards his doctorate. hes doing it by the book, using loans and applying for grants/scholarships as needed, and hes kicking ass and taking names along the way. the guy is fucking great.

hes had a helluva life too, visited all but two of the states in the union so far, and has lived in over a dozen of them for at least 6 months. the man has some experience behind him.

so im thinking to myself, why the fuck cant other redguards be like this??? here was a man born of modest means who has just worked his ass off, never asked for handouts, did everything by the book and is getting ahead. and he still loves fried chicken.

why the hell cant other redguards do this?! i know this guys history; he didnt have an easy life. but damn if he didnt give up either.

its terrible when the other redguards literally ruin it for the few good ones out there.

>>14917993
if only it had been forever

>>14918016
To heap on some irony, the man my mother finally married was a black ex-ranger...most god-tier man on earth and one of the few reasons I'm not a stormfag.
Taught me everything there is to know about personal responsibility, dignity and honour...and he taught me the value of standing up for myself when confronted by conflict...after a single year with this man, I was no longer negotiating...I was openly asserting myself and backing it up with force when needed...

...god-tier man he is...god-tier

>>14918056
dude, I also posted >>14918119

good black men are top-tier compared to most whites. there are a shit ton of black fuckups, but when a black gets shit right, he gets it the rightest///

>>14916634
My favorite 'Health Class' lie is that pot will mutate your sperm, effectively rendering you sterile.

Something else that I heard some mother telling her children was that sugar, you know that shit that's in everything? Well yeah, it is the leading cause of depression and brain cancer, and if you eat too much at once your heart will stop.

>>14917874
>inb4 gary johnson

>A butter knife can be used as a weapon

I just brought a damn butter knife to use as a tool on the playground

then i find my self in 2 days of inschool supension

>>14916755
i made the mistake of not doing that in middle school.

no one beat the shit out of me, but everyone would just ridicule me to no end, and i did nothing about it.

i really wish i could go back and beat the shit out of them, but i never did it when i was in middle school.

sure, now i am an adult, and that stuff doesn't affect me now. But when i think about it i just get the downs.

Same guy who had a chimp chimp on him in 1st grade

>be inna 6th grade
>be leaving gym
>chimp starts pushing and shoving me
>tell him to fuck off
>"you're hot"
>yeah, nah, fuck this gay nigger
>swing binder between him and me to get him away
>turn around
>cold cocked from behind
>he runs away
>describe him to principal
>he gets ID'ed because he did shit to other people on the same day
>AP calls me to her office
>"Is that him?"
>"Yup"
>"Do you want to speak about it?"
>"Why should I? So he can try to get out of trouble? No, punish him."

Trust me, the AP was a cunt who didn't do shit to stop her negro brethren from fucking with white people. Even when there were about a dozen complaints of almost all the niggers on my bus throwing shit at whites and calling them crackers and honky's daily, even threatening once to "Beat my white ass", despite never even knowing the person, she still barely did shit. What she did was take like 5 guys off the bus for a week, and the 5 she took off were like 17, and still in middle school.

Needless to say, the nigs at that school got away with a lot of shit. And that made the principal look bad, because he was merely a melanin proficient gentleman.

>>14916998
i went to an inner city high school in Fort Worth, TX for one year.
less than 30% of blacks passed the TAKS test (texas standardized test)
Standardized tests are literally the easiest fucking tests out there. You honestly have to not try at all to fail it because the questions are so god damned easy. Fuck, more latinos passed the TAKs test than blacks in that school, and I knew SO many Mexican kids who literally did not speak a word of english at that school
so this
if you go to school and monkey around and talk about how ghetto dis is and how ghetto dat is, you fucking deserve to sweep floors for the rest of your life because your 'swag' at age 15 does not mean one single fucking thing
>mad
and these libs want to take my fucking money and give it to them?
BITCH PLEASE