this picture makes me want to kill something.......

NORKS vs SORKS

Freedom vs Duty

>Predict the next war /k/.
Next major international war?

EZ-mode, UA vs RU.

>>9724757
You dont like my self portrait? :3

>>9724776
yes the next international war

>>9724808
you take picture of yourself and name them using unix timestamps?

>yes the next international war
Do you have something to add to my previous statement? Is there any point in this thread other than you posting a picture of some fat person?

>>9724776
>UA vs RU

who vs. who?

>>9724808
if thats seriously you, someone should burn your house down with you in it.

>>9724753

China vs China
Basically the same setup as Libya, but with a billion more people involved and nuclear warheads, yay!

>>9724897
international means something that happens between two (or more) peoples.

yay.

>>9724897
I dont think China could even more damage to their atmosphere. I dont think a nuke would make much of a difference.

>>9724753
2nd US Civil War

Tea party will come to power, abolish all social programs and destroy the economy while promoting their failed ideology as the only real solution the problem. They will fake data and pay news agencies to report their side only, and anybody who speaks agaisnt them will be drug into the street hailed as a terrorist and executed by the tea party supporters. Then comes the shocker, gun law reform. Initially hailed as the solution to gun violence, it bans the ownership, possession, and purchase of all firearms, and the national guard is deployed to keep order.

At this point, everybody who isnt a retard is fed up with the bullshit and lies, and this is the final piece of evidence that the real US is gone and that the tea party is a fascist political party. Civilians take to arms, and a good portion of the army defects. The UN takes action and recognizes the American Liberty Movement (ALM) as the official governmental body of the US. After a year of bloody fighting, the ALM finally declares victory, and with the help of the EU, slowly rebuilds.

Or we start shootin more brown people, take your pick.

>>9724869

He means Ukraine VS Russia but that is not going to happen.

In the case of war being declared by the Ukraine, the Ukraine will decend into a civil war between eastern Ukraine VS western Ukraine.

It would be the perfect excuse for Russian forces to enter Ukraine and install a puppet leader and virtualy annex the Ukraine.

>>9725027
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBWV11JVlUA

related

Israel vs someone. It'll be short and ugly. This happens every couple of years.

I say Israel vs Iran, it will be short may include small scale nuke exchange.


>>9725027
Cant happen to much of a police state already involved, and to much disorganization in the "Tea Party"

>>9725049
war declared by ukraine?

Ласкаво просимо!

>This happens every couple of years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Lebanon_War

I have a couple.

Somalia gets invaded to end piracy and terrorism, Libya turns to a chaotic shit hole where AQ can breed, and gets invaded, the North Koreans get desperate after years of famine and decide to go out with a bang, Mexico descends deeper into chaos and American troops are deployed along the border to fight the rising violence spilling over into US territory, et. Cetera

atheist make it illegal to practice religion and repeal the 1st amendment

>>9725107
Libya and Mexico are 100% client states, these minions are fully charmed.

NK was isolated decades ago. Somalia is in Africa, and thus meaningless.

Trust me, the next shootan war will be between a non-NATO aligned Eastern European nation and mother Russia.

>>9725093

If South-stream is eventualy completed, the pipe lines of the Ukraine would become redundant and inna new gas payment dispute, the Ukraine wouldnt have the abillity to inflict damage on European countries to draw them into the dispute and force Russia to a settlement.

Russia would be able to block gas deliveries indefinitly without much geo-political/economic damage being done to European countries. The Ukraine would either have to deliver the money to Russia or let her people out in the cold to die or go to war to forcefully start deliveries again.

Oh and this:

Ukraine doesnt pay market prices for its Gas, its gas is partly funded by Russia so that Ukraine would be able to pay the gas it needs. So in a moral sense, Russia is on the high-ground.

Algeria Vs Lybia

(true story bro)

>>9725055
Would you kindly have something to say about that?

Now I'm not trying to disrespect you, but I will be expecting a response.

>>9725204
What do you mean? They've had a couple fights since then, like that boat incident. It just never got declared as a war. It's bound to happen. Another Israeli war would be FAR more likely to be the next war before WWIII or US civil war at the very least.

Who knows, probably some unexpected shit happens to a country people barely know about.

>>9725165

> Trust me, the next shootan war will be between a non-NATO aligned Eastern European nation and mother Russia.

Belarus is already sucking Russian cock for all it's worth, and the Russians know better than to fuck with the Finns. That pretty much leaves Sweden (no go, they'd have to pass through Finland to get to them) and the Ukraine.

...and I don't think the Russians are entirely sure if the Ukrainians gave back all the nukes when the USSR collapsed.

So unless you consider that bit of dirt east of the Black Sea to be 'europe' (most people don't)...

>Another Israeli war would be FAR more likely to be the next war before WWIII or US civil war
Nobody ITT even suggested a WW3, much less a US civil war.

But I love how YOU didn't mind putting those up as options.

what about Pirrippines vs. China, with Taiwan and the US sitting in the sidelines wearing trollfaces? The Spratly Islands have been fought over before.

>>9725262
>...and I don't think the Russians are entirely sure if the Ukrainians gave back all the nukes when the USSR collapsed.

From what i've heard, they didn't give ANY nukes back after the collapse.
However, that was because the USSR didn't have nukes stationed there at that point. They where all within Russian territory.

Whether this is true or not, i doubt they would have let nukes fall in the hands of their former vassals.
They've become a lot more neglectful in recent years when it comes to securing nuclear material, but this stuff is something they should have been aware of, it's a bit more important than some used fuel rods.

http://www.internationalrivers.org/africa/chinese-dams-africa

China will soon have most of the continent by the balls. They continue to invest in infrastructure and public works projects and develop the continent to feed its industrial sector. human rights violations insue and the ability of the average african citizen to climb the ladder and get promoted is limited. As their influence in the country rises, more and more chinese move to the continent to oversee and manage projects. their children attend chinese schools with the more affluent africans. as the general populations education rises, they begin to realize that the chinese are exploiting them. groups of students and other academics form societies to discuss these injustices. further human rights violations, and further exploitation du to china controlling the continents water supply. groups become violent and rebel. chinese cut off water to certain areas. UN and other countries aid rebels. China fights Vietnam like War but with people who have been fighting one another since the dawn of man and on a continental scale. China loses after several years of miserable fighting. loses its economic base of industry due to no resources to needed to produce things. falls into the background of world economics.

probably not how it will happen at all. In fact. It will not happen like this period. but something like this will be happening sometime in our lifetime

>>9725262
Well I guess it's okay to see Russia invade Ukraine, after all, it's possible Ukraine had nuclear weapons and they ain't really a part of Europe.

Now I'm sure Russia will be satisfied in invading just Ukraine, the rest of her neighbors will surely be just fine.

France, Britain and America bomb Syria.

Im going for a wild card Nigeria.They have a shit ton of oil and a tribal and religious conflict that could turn hot.There has been a small action done by Muslim rebels there in the delta for years but the rest of the country is starting to feel it and the west is scared as fuck because of the oil rights down there plus China probably got a dog in the fight , they always do.

>>9725339
Nigeria is in the Commonwealth. No western country would invaded it.
But more civil wars and peace keeping gone bad is perfectly possible.

>>9725287
>Nobody ITT even suggested a WW3, much less a US civil war.
>>9725027
>>9724776
Ok, I don't know why you have to go out of you're way to attempt to make me look retarded and fail like that, but whatever floats your boat. I don't remember getting out of school that early in my day.

>>9724757
You just mad that that fat guy is succesful enough to afford all of his hobbies and you aren't.

>>9725107
>Somalia gets invaded to end piracy and terrorism

Who'd want to risk that? Just putting mercs on the ships turns out to work fine recently.
As far as terrerists hurrdurr, better watch out for Yemen instead.

>Libya turns to a chaotic shit hole where AQ can breed

If Libya turns to shit, it's tribe vs tribe over control of the oil fields. Never understood why fearmongers had to resort to AQ instead of adressing an actual concern when it comes to that war. Maybe their target audience is THAT dumb.

>the North Koreans get desperate after years of famine

Yeah, starving people are really good at fighting. There's hardly any regime under a firmer grasp than NK.
Maybe an internal feud in the military after KYI kicks the bucket (still unlikely), but nothing coming from the general populace.

>>9725313

> However, that was because the USSR didn't have nukes stationed there at that point. They where all within Russian territory.

You heard wrong.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/03/25/ukrainian_nukes_go_awol/

>>9725384
>>Yeah, starving people are really good at fighting.

Is that sarcasm? It shouldn't be. Nobody fights harder than hungry people.

>>9725378
Yeah, you gotta be John D. Rockefeller to afford some DVDs and toy figurines and totally can't buy that stuff from the allowance your mom sends down to your basement.
My jellymadness knows no bounds.

>>9725414
Who would they fight?
The NK government?
Russia, China, South Korea, the US and the UK are the biggest donators of food aid to North Korea.

>>9725414
hungry=/=starving
These people are past the point of food riots.

>>9725414
>fighting hard
>fighting well
One of these things is not like the other

The minute... no, the microsecond the US blinks... BAM Kosovo redux. It will be the shortest, most successful ethnic cleansing episode in history.

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