>>9281751
You are the worst de-escalator.

>>9281755
How would you have handled the situation?

I live in Miami Beach OP. Where were you?

> Any other stories?

Not really anything that similar.

But one time my mate was working on his car when a drunken idiot started mouthing off and pushing him around. So he threw a hammer to him shouting "catch" while proceeding to beat him with a wrench.

Drunk guy went down for battery because he was armed with a hammer.

>>9281771
near alton and lincoln

>>9281766
Let them have their petty revenge. Call the cops, but don't fucking shove it in their faces.

>>9281766
WITH A LYNCHING

>>9281778
Where exactly were you guys? Parked in one of those parking lots on Meridian or Michigan?

>>9281792
There's a parking lot deal behind a wells fargo around there, we were having dinner at pizza rustica at the mall

>>9281766

roadblock?

ACCELERATE THROUGH

GET OUT OF THE KILL ZONE

ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE

>>9281808
Fuck. I wish we had decided to go to Rosa Mexicana instead of Prima Pasta. Woulda been cool to see you run that pack of negroes off.

>>9281751

I would have stayed in my car and waited them out. Also no need to call police here. You didn't really do anything wrong though other then escalate the situation. This is what a liberal faggot would call a... VIOLENT ROAD RAGE SLAYING OF A UPSTANDING GENTLEMEN! If you shot at them and killed or injured anyone that would be the headline 100%.

>>9281766

I would have engaged my African American friends on an intellectual basis.

>>9281755
Its a fine line between being the "ultimate de-escalator" and "gigantic sniveling pussy".

You must not live near a a big city as this kinda shit is relatively common near them.

>>9281819
We live in Coral Gables, so it was a fun ride down Venetian. Poor abuela almost had a heart attack. I personally dislike that area since all the hobos and jigaboos from Overtown seem to like to beg rich people on Collins for money

Good thing you didn't shoot.
You'd be charged with a racially motivated shooting and be lucky to get one white person on the jury.

>>9281840
Yeah, the jury would be full of Cubans. We hate the nigs. I would be proud to be on OP's jury and find him not guilty then carry him out of the courtroom on our shoulders.

>>9281826

>"yeah well you made us wait so now you get to wait"
>"you do realize that you're only making yourself wait even longer, right?"
>"..."

dumbasses.

>>9281751
I beat up two muggers who had knives. One was pretty small so I guess it was more like one and a half muggers.

Pulled the first guy towards me controlling his knife arm and bashed his head against the wall behind me while holding his throat. He blacked out.

Second guy tried to stab, I stepped inside and positioned my foot behind his right heel while grabbing his knife arm. Kicked the back of his leg as I punched him in the throat, he went down but was still struggling, knife in hand. I put my knee on his knife arm and choked him with my sleeves. He blacked out.

Walked away, didn't hear about any murders in the news, they lived.

>>9281755
He's better than most cops.

Most cops would have drew their guns or tazed them the first sign of non-cooperation.

>>9281812

hahah i fell off my chair laughing my ass off

>be at walmart in middle of night
>walking back to car, hands full
>nig jumps out at me (fuckers are invisible at night)
>"*jibber jabber*something about giving him my money*more jibber jabber*"
>immediately drop bags, pull out gun
>tell him to get on ground or I shoot
>call police
>nig get arrested, turns out has warrants and shit
>still get treated like shit by cops for having a gun

As long as you can articulate that there was a genuine threat to the lives or safety of yourself or others, you're good.

>>9281812
>stop in the middle of the road to wait for others
>engage e-brake
>ambush
>come under fire
>put car in gear
>gun it
>car wont move
>run to the other side of the road to cover
>leave your buddies to die

You just pulled a Yaeger.

>>9281751

Hope you called the cops and reported it.

Today, I created an excuse to draw my firearm on an agressor.

I took my grandmother out to dinner on Miami Beach with my girlfriend and son. We went back to my car to leave, and by that time parking was atrocious.

My son is all of 6 months old, so all I have to do is strap him in a fucking child seat. a Civic with about 3 black males kept honking at me bcs they wanted my spot.

It took me all of 3 minutes to get everything together and before I could finish buckling my son, two of the black males (passengers) leave the car and confront me

I immediately deescalated the situation by talking down to them because ive heard thats how you deal with black people. they started saying random stuff in jive and then when I got into my car to back out, I found that they had blocked me in and just sat there.

Honked a couple of times, no avail. Waited a few seconds, no moves. I then got out of the car, went to their car, and started some shit. They basically told me I would have to wait since I made them wait. I called them names and threatened to call the cops, and they got out of the car while I was walking back to mine, phone in hand.

They end up surrounding me, knocking the phone out of my hand, still yelling things at me. by now, we've drawn a crowd so there are plenty of witnesses, so i know Im pretty safe. Instantly, I drew my pistol, and waved it around. They didn't want to file a police report so they left.

Any other excuses you make up to pull a gun in public?

Friend of mine decides hey, there's an alleyway, I'll cut through it. I think this is stupid, and do not cut through darkened alleways at night.

Friend gets partway down alleyway, and a gentleman steps out with a knife. Gentleman looks away for a moment at some noise, and my friend uses this opportunity to grab his jacket and pull it over his head.

My friend runs out of alleyway, leaving dude with jacket over his head flailing about and bumping into things while cursing.

Amusing, but I have no real desire to go down dark alleyways at night either before or following this incident.

Fellow FLfags!

I was involved in a shooting in Lauderdale Lakes when I was younger.

We were blocked in similar to OP only we had backed into the spot.

The car had 4 black guys in it and the passenger drew on us.

My dad instantly opened fire and the car sped off.

We called 911, twenty minutes later the cops come, take my dads gun, shitload of paper work.

Next week we find out the guy was dead took way longer for my dad to get his gun back.

I was like 11 at the time.

>>9281751
If they block you in, that's threatening behavior.

Just reverse like they weren't there.

>>9281945
>man defends his child, has gun stolen by police officers


I hope you realize they rubbed that gun on their penises and put the bullets in their assholes.

>>9281945
wow, wtf were you doing in Lauderdale Lakes?

>>9281967
There is a range there, my dad was taking me to shoot at the time.

I live in Davie (and Tallahassee during the semester) though.

>>9281976
before my son was born we used to frequent broward county, Las Olas specifically. only ranges I go to up there are Markham in sunrise and the 2 pistol ranges in Miramar

>>9281751

You want a story here it goes.

My father and I were going to head up 80 to go camping. We wasted time and got a late start. While waiting for the light to change to get on the freeway a mexican guy who was going about 60 and slammed into the backend of our truck. I saw him panic and start to back up he then drove over the divide and smashed into the stop sign. I grabbed my mosin carbine from its case loaded it and yelled for my dad to speed after him. We pursued him until he hit a dead end. I jumped out and yelled "stop or I shoot mother fucker!" I had my sights right on him I told him to put his hands up. It looked like he was going to gun it and ram us. I was ready to shoot him but he complied got out slowly and put his hands up. I took his keys from him. We then waited for police to show up. When the cops showed they hauled him off for reckless driving, driving without a license, no registration, insurance, hit and run and a few other local violations. He was screaming at the police about his family. His car was messed up pretty good our truck however only has a bent down bumper and a few dents in it.

>>9281988
Markham is right by my house.

There is a new range right off of 84 and University, they only let you shoot with a CCW so it keeps the rabble out.

>>9282009
got info? might check this out tomorrow
markham is way too strict

So OP, what range do you go to?

>>9282018
http://www.westonarms.us/

Don't listen to these guys about "de-escalation". The second time they got out of their car, and knocked your phone out of your hand, they became the aggressors.

Ideally, you should have waited in your car, and called the police, but if your account is accurate, they got out of their car to confront you. Drawing down on them was especially risky, because if you're surrounded, you stand a high chance of losing control of your weapon.

Everyone remember the following line: "I drew my weapon and prepared to use deadly force because I was in fear for my life." This is what you say to the officers when they arrive.

-I live in a VERY shitty neighborhood

>come home from work so around 7pm
>see 3 kids kicking a tree in my lawn
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN
>they start walking up to me calling me a old fuck and some shit
>IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
>kids pull out little fucking pussy knifes (they are like 8 feet from me) and start saying wanna get cut old nigga (im white)
>Pull out my Sig Sauer p226 and shoot the leader in the chest
>other 2 try to run
>shoot one in the leg
>oncoming car almost hits the last kid and he falls over and a guy gets out of car and holds the guy down
>i call cops
>4 min responce time VERY VERY fast for here its norm 8 mins
>cops ask what happen and i say i come home and 3 men with knifes try to rob me
>cop tells me that the men will be sent to jail for outstanding warrents and attempted robbery after they are treated for crushed ribs (guy who got hit) and gunshot wounds.
>he checks my id and that the gun belongs to me and tells me to have a good day

never seen those guys again (they where 17-19)

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.
Only other time i ever fired was at a gas station when some guy was trying to rob it with a shotgun so i emptyed the mag on him (turns out his shotgun was some toy spraypainted) and he died.

>>9281782
The thread should have ended here

I had a similar situation a few years back. Didn't have to draw a gun or anything but amusing.

>driving down the highway
>get stuck behind a guy going 30MPH on a 65MPH highway in a no passing zone for 3 or 4 miles
>finally get to pass
>flips the guy off
>guy finally speeds up and gets on my bumper and proceeds to do this for the next 20 miles until I get into the city I was going it
>realize the guy is buttfrustrated that I flipped him off because the guy would literally stay on my bumper even when weaving to get around slow pokes pulling out in front of my on another highway
>get to destination the fag follows me around the parking lot and pulls in behind me and blocks me in
>see this 400 pound 4 ft mexican spouting on about how it's not right that I flipped him off
>immediately start laughing
>pull out tiny pen knife I had in my pocket just in case he tried to do anything
>fat mexican yelling at me "you pulled a knife out that's assault"
>walk away laughing
>hear him still yelling at me "you better not leave you car there"
>come back a few hours later
>car still there

I learned my lesson. Don't flip people off, they might have anger management issues.

>>9282045
What movie?

>>9282049
>you better not leave your car there

That's a threat.

another Florida story
Late 80s Miami, it was popping off in Hialeah
>my uncle probably involved in drug trade
>>guess that's how drive bys happen
>>drive by on my uncles house
>they stop the van start lighting up the house
>>my uncle grabs his .357 and fires back
>>they run back into the van when they start taking fire and take off
>house is shot up

I remember seeing the bullet holes when we went to his house after that happened but you got to give uncle credit.He fought with a van full of attackers and held them off with one .357mag revolver.

>>9282049
Don't do it in Russia.

>>9282089
>holding off a drive by

It is called a drive by for a reason, they aren't looking to settle down.

>>9282070

not a movie i was just very mad from work and they pissed me off so i thought the reason was good.

>>9282074

i thought i would get shit for it but nothing happened.. guess thats what happens when 3 black guys with knifes vs 1 white guy with a gun and the cops are the judge.

>>9282045
-9000/10

>>9282049

Generally, people who flip off other people have the anger management problems.

>>9282102
Most of the time when they do a drive by they don't step out of the car either.

>>9281882
We all missed the fact that Steven Seagal is in the thread

>>9282108
Nagger was to stupid to sue you for shooting him while he was trying to flea. The wound would be sufficient evidence to prove his case.

>>9282084
I know. I made sure to look at my car on the outside before I got in. If anything did happen it would have been on camera.

A year later another thing happened similar to that on the same road.

>get behind a big ass truck again going 30 miles an hour with like 2 vehicles stuck behind him
>finally see a huge break in traffic ( it's a very long straight away at that part
>passes them all without fliping anyone off this time (learned my lesson)
>suddenly the redneck driver putting along speeds up and gets on my bumper and passes me slows down with both rednecks waving there arms over trying motioning for me to pull over
>I'm like hell no that's stupid to get out of my car to do that
>passes them again
>they keep doing this for a few times
>I get annoyed
>pull out phone while they're passing about to call the cops
>suddenly they slam on their breaks
>never see them again
>I guess they saw my pull out my phone
Looking back, I should have called the cops to get those assholes off the road.

I guess people just don't like me driving on that road.

closest I ever got was taking my spare mag out to break up a circle around my sloshed acquaintance at a "perros" place (colombian fast food for you non-miamians) at 2am. Some wannabe MMA fag was determined to beat on a drunk and the crowd was determined to record it.

>>9282147
Suddenly we realize

You are the epitome of BIX NOOD

>>9282127
I can say that I have some, but only when driving and getting stuck behind assholes like that. And I don't do it again for that reason. But that dude must have something up his ass that day.

>>9282127
>>9282049

>driving down home
>late night
>guy comes up behind us with his brights on
>Suburban, Tahoe or truck with a topper
>rides our bumper
>we're going the speed limit
>guy flashes his brights on and off
>guy finally passes
>turn off brights because he's going in front
>nah forget it
>turn brights on
>guy slams of brakes and comes to a stop
>aim brights towards driver's side of vehicle
>if he steps out I'm gunning it and running him over in case he has a weapon
>leave brights on
>wait 2 minutes
>guy finally drives off
>leave brights on


Another day;
>driving to school
>guy riding my bumper
>passing zone
>still riding my bumper, can barely see the hood of his car in my rear view
>make throwing motion with pop can out the window
>car backs off

>>9282159
I'm no darky.

>>9282166
>>9282147
>>9282049

>>9282166
>driving on dirt road doing just a little over the speed limit
>big ass dodge pick up truck on my bumper of my car
>can't see license plate
>go a little faster
>faggot still on my bumper
>finally after about 4 or 5 miles of this douche behind me passes me in a no passing zone
>spraying dirt and gravel all over my car
>well at least he's in front of me now

Too bad you didn't Mozambique their asses.

Nothing of value would have been lost.

Every time a citizen kills a criminal in self-defense, an angel gets its' wings.

>>9282183
WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING O GOD I CAN'T BREATHE

>>9282138
I'm going to take you to the bank... the blood bank.

>driving down main road in college/military town of about 50,000 people
>have the green light, start going through at 45mph limit
>truck waiting to make right turn into my lane at the intersection pulls out right in front of me
>slam brakes, honk, he swerves on over into left lane and I pass him on the right
>gf at the time riding with me turns and flips truck driver off
>guy gets his panties in a bunch and starts following me riding my ass and honking
>drives into oncoming traffic to try and crash into me as i make turns at intersections
>start casually driving to police station about 6 blocks away
>stuck at stop sign behind other cars
>truck driver gets out and comes up to my window
>oh great he's an upstanding african american citizen
>locked door as he walks up, he starts yelling through window
>"yo nigga ya best tell yo wimmin ta keep huh finguh outta otha peepuls faces"
>reply "she's not my "wimmin" she's my girlfriend" with troll attitude
>he punches window leaving fist print and sprints back to his truck
>speeds off the other direction, i drive on to police station and ask to file report
>"sorry that vehicle is registered in the adjacent county, there is nothing we can do."
>wtf, not enough fucks given to pursue the matter any further, even though he could have been charged with assault

never even reached for gun in center console

>>9282208
>gun in center console
>not in lap or wedged between seat and console

WHY SO UNPREPARED BRO?

>>9282198
God I love that scene

>captcha films, ntohoid

>>9282183
>get a water baby
OH GOD I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
I laughed my ass off before the punch line.

>>9282219
fucking beautiful isn't it?

>>9282208

>never even reached for gun in center console

i would of shot him.

>>9282236
It makes me like tom cruise for just a second

>>9282236
>>9282219

Everyone on /k/ wishes they could have the chance to live out that scene.

Takin' out the trash. Ohhhhhhh yeah.

>>9282238
I would have used proper grammar.

>>9282208
And this is the reason why we end up having so much traffic fatalities in the U.S. If cops would just do their job other than just go after the guys going 5 miles over the speed limit.


They also might not have wanted to pursue the matter because him being black means they will loose their job when Jessi Jackson rolls into town demanding that those no good racist pohleese officers have their badge taken away.

>>9282238
if he had tried to open my door or had broken the glass then his ass would have been mine or especially if he had tried to go after my gf

>>9282245
fag

>>9282204
i know right?

>>9282183
goddamn, my face hurts from grinning. +1 internets

>>9282197
>heading home from cabin in Wisconsin
>10:00PM, dark as fuck, country roads, woods errywhere
>we're hauling our pontoon back, big 24 footer I think
>suddenly a car showed up behind us
>we're going 5 under the speed limit because it's a country fucking road with critters all over the place
>guy is riding our ass real close
>suddenly deer out the ride side of the road
>deer gets plowed over and is run over by the tires on the right side of the vehicle, pontoon trailer tires included
>deer is spit out from under the trailer
>vehicle behind us suddenly loses a headlight and swerves almost completely off the road
>we keep on driving

>>9282259
everything went better than expected i see

>>9282208

Manhattan, Kansas?

>>9282277
Could have been better, had to replace a fog light on my dad's truck.

>>9282282
you're fucking good bruh, how'd you know?

>>9282290

Population, college town, military town

It also helps I live there for most of the year.

>>9282305
nice, the guy with the truck lives in westmoreland over in pot county, or at least he did at the time

>>9282290
>was the upstanding gentleman of color that tried to punch your window out

>>9282325
oooooh shit

>>9282320

Are you a college or militaryfag?

Had any gun range experience in the Manhattan area? I went to Ogden's Best last month.

>>9282245

top or bottom? hehe

You americans are such pussies when you drive.

>>9282337
just lived there for a while, neither college or military
I've been to ogdens best, it was the place where i first fired an assault rifle

>>9282349
Versatile. Total cock slut when it comes to oral though. I love sucking cock.

>>9282183
Holy SHIT my torso and cheeks hurt.
Havent laughed that hard in awile

>>9282357

At least we can say we're Americans.

inb4 hurr durrs, didn't have my carry permit having it and the gun would have made me feel safer, but would not have drawn unless he tried to open the door or bust my windshield. Last time I did not clearly state this I got a 1000 newfags calling me a fag for drawing on someone for no reason even though I didn't and said I would not have had I had a gun, just would have felt safer.
inb4 trolls do it anyway

Anyway;
>just leaving walmart
>just backed up out of my parking spot and driving down the one way lane in the parking lot
>suddenly truck in other lane cuts across the parking spots and cuts me off
>forced to brake
>hit horn because he didn't even look and almost made me broad side him
>guy stops in the middle of the lane blocking it
>cab light comes on
>notice young kid in passenger seat
>kid turns from where the driver would be and looks right at me with a blank stare
>look behind me
>no cars there
>look back forward
>guy, the owner of the truck, rounds the back of his vehicle
>walking quickly towards me
>pop car in reverse
>throws his arms to the side and starts yelling, "THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?"
>approaches driver's side window 1" from the glass and repeats the same phrase a few more times
>stare right back
>guy figures I'm not going to step out and fight in this school yard faggotry

More than likely the guy's son that was in the passenger seat.

>>9282376
True, but come on, pulling a piece because he's tailgaiting you is such a scaredy cat thing to do.

>>9282366

Godspeed, Manhattanfag.

This part-time Manhattanfag is going to bed.

>>9282386
Hindsight I should have hooked it a little bit towards him and floored it in reverse running him over just a little bit.
I'd like to see the case against me with him cutting me off and approaching my vehicle in a threatening manner on the 5 security cameras watching the parking lot.

>>9282400
>pulling pop cans and faux dead babies are considered pulling guns in Eurofagland

>Australia
>early 90s
>I'm 20
>3 kids hold me up with a knife outside a corner store after buying a pack of smokes
>they tell me to hand over the smokes and money
>I tell them to get the fuck outta here and draw my knife (ka-bar, always carried it for utility, lived in bushy area)
>they run
>no problems

>>9282409
a friend of mine not only got away with running over a drunk guy who tried to assault him, but got a handshake and a smile from the officer.

apparently the cop didn't like dealing with an angry, bloody incoherent drunk either and found the whole situation rather ammusing.. the drunk wanted to press charges and the cop just said nope lol.

best part of the story? the drunk guy was a classmate of ours at the time, the instructor had to make sure they were kept separate for the rest of the semester

>>9282421
Not Euro amigo :3

>>9282429
God damned Crocodile Dundee!

>>9282461
It's a true story, the kids were probably 15 and I had no doubt they would get scared and run. They had a probably 4" folder

>>9282429
You call that a knife?
I am so dissapointed you didn't say this

>>9281853
Oye asere, la proxima vas metele un tiro en la cabeza a el comemierda negro ese, hahaha

> fixing mother's planters, about finished so I put back on my IWB
> some dumb hick casually tosses a bottle out of his window as he drives by
> it shatters on the street in front of my mother's driveway/the neighbors' cars
> throw my arms up and say "what the hell?"
> slams on the breaks
> five hicks (aged 15-32) jump out of the truck (i don't know how he fit them all in the cab, must have been a clown car)
> Oldest yells "what the fuck are you going to do about it, faggot?" as they all walk towards me
> ohfuck.jpg
> pull out my phone to call 911
> youngest one starts sprinting towards me
> drop phone, arch back, prepare to draw
> youngest recognizes what I'm about to do, shouts "FUCK", they all freeze
> say "get out of here" in the least intimidating voice imaginable (my voice cracked, I was scared shitless)
> they go back to the truck
> one of them shouts "We'll be back"
> I shout "See you then."

Spent the night there on the porch. They never came back. People who litter still piss me off.

>>9282530

clearly fake.jpg

Read this story three weeks ago

3/10

>>9282530
YOu should have told them to pick up the glass with their ballsacks.

Not a drawing-down-on-someone story, though I did have my Sig P229 .40 on me at the time.

>8:30 at night
>Driving brand new truck home (Clarksville/Fort Campbell area) from Nashville
>7 miles on the odometer
>Staying at 55 miles an hour the whole way to break in the engine
>In the right lane the entire trip
>Some dumb bitch in a VW Bug speeds up behind me
>Reach out the window and wave her past
>She starts tailgating and flashing high beams
>I tolerate it for a little bit - I am going slow as fuck
>She keeps at it
>Pull out my LX2 Lumamax (200 lumens of 'Fuck you')
>Shine it in my side rearview mirror directly at her face
>Hold it steady for about five seconds
>She stops flashing and backs off
>Changes lanes and drives past at about 60
>Spotlight her the entire way until she's in front of me
>She shields her face as she passes

Not so fun when someone's shining bright ass lights in your face, is it, bitch?

I loved that flashlight. Unfortunately, my girlbro's dumbass boyfriend borrowed it and lost it, and promised to buy a new one...Six months ago. Still haven't been able to save up the $200 to replace it on my own, yet.

>>9282491

"You call that a knife that isnt a knife this is a knife"

*pulls out dick*

they charge at you like a scene from 300

pull out gun *pop*

oh i guess i won

*trollface and dace off exit stage right*

>>9282646
You know you don't need to break in engines anymore? They break them in at the factory now.

>>9282646
So then, if you want your flashlight back, this is what you have to do.

>Go over to girlbro's bf's house
>Ask him for the goddamned flashlight.
>If he said he lost it, draw.

>>9282694
Not the guy, but I didn't know that, learn something new everyday I guess.

>>9282694
>break them in at the factory
>actually believes this

>>9282646
You bought a brand new truck but can't afford a $200 light?

>>9282706
You actually think the car manufactures would let you drive in a brand new engine now days? Fuck, they don't want to be ass raped with law suites because of idiots doing something stupid right after buying a new car.

>>9282729
That makes perfect sense actually. All his cash goes into expensive truck payments and expensive insurance for expensive truck. Try owning a new vehicle sometime guy.

>>9282744
>implying you could sue them when you signed a contract or waiver

>>9282706
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break-in_%28mechanical_run-in%29#Engine_break-in
>People no longer break in the engines of their own vehicles after purchasing a car or motorcycle as the process is done in production.

On the R35 GT-R there is a break in period on some stuff. I imagine it's the same on some other high performance cars.

>>9282753
Hey, just figured a person wouldn't set up his budget where he would barely have any free spending cash/surplus at the end of the month.

>>9281931
Go back to /b/.

>>9282198

What movie is this? cant remember

>>9282694

No, I didn't know that, actually.

>>9282729

I bought the flashlight while I was in Iraq and had extra money coming out the ass. Then I get back, and seven months later my car takes a shit, find the repairs cost more than the vehicle's worth, figure 'Fuck it', go buy a baseline 2011 Tacoma.

On top of it, I'm single and live off-base out of my own pocket so I can keep my guns and my cat, so yeah, bills drain me pretty good every payday...Can't afford as much now as I could making almost a third more per paycheck, and spending about half as much per paycheck, like when I bought the light.

I chose to buy a brand new vehicle because I didn't want to buy a used one and have it fuck up on me in two or three years like my Stratus did.

Also, because I'm not sure what impression you are under, I financed it, not bought it outright.

>>9282809
>Collateral.gif

>>9282822

Plus...It's a flashlight. It's not as essential to my day-to-day affairs and safety as it was when I bought it, so other things end up taking priority, especially when I keep getting reassured by girlbro and dumbass boyfriend that, "Dude, stop bitching, I'm ordering it this payday."

At this point, though, I've given up hope of being repaid.

>>9282646

My brother did something similar when he was working security to pay for school. In his truck he had a 1000w light. When the bulb ran out he literally had to get a replacement ordered online because the bulb is originally intended for airplanes.

Having that pointed at you was no fun.

Only he was chasing some guy for stealing shit off a construction site. When the guy got into his car, with that light on him he didn't even attempt to drive.

>>9282822
I definitely know Toyota breaks them in act the factory. Driving normally wont hurt it at all.

>>9282842

Why you people hang around these kind of sketchy people, or tolerate any of this is beyond me.

My buddy was in the car with this girl he was trying to have sex with, and two of her male friends. When suddenly, the one sketchy friend of hers (who apparently has OCD or something) shouts out "TURN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and grabs the wheel from the passenger seat and rolls the car into a ditch.

Luckily the car only had a mirror knocked off. The guy who rolled it kept saying "don't worry about it, it's a story! It's a story! Next time you are talking to someone you have a story to tell!"

The girl he was trying to bang, and the guy who rolled the car both left him and walked back to their friends place. The only guy who stayed was some guy he barely knew.

The sketchy guy (I don't know him but my guess is unemployed/minimum wage stoner) said he'd pay for the repairs. But never did.

I always called my friend a pussy for not getting his money from that guy. I'd have fucking sued his ass or more likely, if he rolled my car, called the cops that night.

Maybe because I don't really associate with the types of guys who say "bro" a lot and end up owing me money, but I really have to say I find it funny you guys ever trust these people to ever pay you back.

Pic related.

>>9282842
Don't lend things to people.

>>9282886

I only know the guy through my friend, and while I trust her, she's in much more dire financial straits than he is, and he's a continent away at the moment. She keeps insisting she'll buy it just to stop me bitching about it every time we hang out and it's dark.

Granted, I probably shouldn't have loaned it to the guy, but he was just cleaning some snow out of his truck bed, and I was drunk at the time, so I didn't think it would get lost between his truck and the house...It ended up getting lost somewhere between the house and the gas station.

Funny story...Only other flashlight I had was my Surefire G2 LED mounted on my AR-15
>>9282695
Different mount, though...So I'm out in the yard scanning the driveway with a damned rifle, drunk off my ass, while he's driving back and forth from the gas station looking for it.

Not as funny six months later when I'm sans my favorite EDC tool ever.

>>9282975

I keep learning this over and over...Then I'll forget it and get fucked over again.

Does this fade with age, or just get worse?

>>9281780
fuck them for trying to intimidate you, and fuck backing down. I would have pistol whipped the closest one and made his homies drive off without him. Beretta's, fuck yeah.

>>9281751
> It took me all of 3 minutes to get everything together and before I could finish buckling
> my son, two of the black males (passengers) leave the car and confront me

It was at this point you should have drawn on them, while the girlfriend called the cops.

>>9281751
OP, in the heat of moment, you did good. Was this your first self-defense situation?

Obviously, after-the-fact, it's easy to judge this whole thing. I honestly think you should have just called the Police as soon as they blocked you in, though I'm sure you were jittery and wondering what the hell was gonna happen if those motherfuckers got violent on you.

You have your son, your girlfriend, and your grandma with you. They're some of the most loved people in your life. You have three dudes in a car, blocking you in, and engaging in threatening behavior. All in all, I probably would have gotten out and confronted them too, in the heat of the moment. I would have been pissed, and wanting to tell them to fuck off.

OP, I'm glad you're okay. Things could have gone a lot worse than they did, but you all came out okay. I hope you called the police after all that went down.

>>9283059
Actually, OP, nevermind the waiting to let them block you in. Listen to this guy above me.

>>9282822
I'd think you'd get a multi bedroom apartment with some bros from your unit so you all can split the rent and have each others back in shit like company politics and all that.

Also on the break in thing, if a car shits the bed when you run it hard brand new then thats a factory defect that would have popped up either way. The only "break in" now is getting the piston rings to get a tight seal. It doesn't matter on cars because 2 or 3 hp lost to a shitty seal and 1/16 of a quart of oil burn off each oil change doesn't really matter. People are anal about that shit on sportbikes though, so they load the rings with hard accels and decels. Most high performance cars are put on a dyno right after they come off the line so they've seen high revs before you even thought about buying the car.

>>9281882
Oh come the fuck on. At least TRY to be believable, you cunts.

You did well, OP. No one died, and hopefully some cunts learned their lesson.

>>9283073

I did have a setup like that, but all my roommate bros PCSed or said "I'm tired of paying bills, I want to move back into the barracks :("

Ended up moving in with my female friend and splitting her bills..Better living situation all around, but annoying boyfriend for a month or so until he PCSed, and about $75-100 a month more.

Luckily, I'm about to go to MPI school, and then PCS from here to a base in a V5 slot, and live off-base with single soldier BAH.

>>9282045
>Pull out my Sig Sauer p226 and shoot the leader in the chest


GLORIOUS!!!!!

>>9281889
Cops have authority, he doesn't, its different rules.

Cops are supposed to use a certain amount of force to protect the public peace, whereas civilians are only responsible for protecting people's lives.

Oh I have a story

>Walking back streets of downtown Toronto
>See tall ass black guys all thugged up in front of me
>About 20 meteres out they say "HEY YOU" and start running towards me
>Oh Shit Oh shit prepare to book it because I'm just some scrawny ass asian kid
>"GOOD EVENING SIR, ME AND MY FRIEND ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, AND WE'RE WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP SETTLE IT"
>All they wanted to know is how many States there are in the United States
>They thank me and bid me farewell

Such is the life in Soviet Canuckistan.

>>9283192

Other Toronto-fag here.

No one has ever tried to mug me, but in Toronto every white girl I know, especially the ones who are shall we say... plus size, have tons of stories about black guys hitting on them.

You almost gotta admire their courage. Guys in their 30's or 40's will walk straight up to a teenage girl and ask to go home with her.

My one friend, who was fat, had some middle aged black dude come up to her and say "Hey, you have nice legs. You could be my wife."

Dude get in sweet POINTLESS FIGHTS it's cool and fun.

itt: wishful thinking

>on long road trip with girlfriend
>very hungry, in an area of questionable safety but starving and it's still light out
>decide to stop at a pizza hut that's mostly empty
>order 50/50 cheese and mushrooms
>finish meal and pay, walk out the door
>group of four negroes comes out of fucking nowhere
>scrawny one says "yo dawg cmon we gotta eat man just give us some change"
>ignore him and clench my gf's hand tighter signalling her we need to get the fuck out of there
>car is about 20 feet away, nigs start following us
>2 more nigs appear from behind a car in front of us and shout "WHAT YOU GONNA DO"
>mention how the pizza hut was hiring and some of them could work there, get money and live together until they all got jobs
>confused look on their faces for a second, then they form up into one group and start approaching, back me against the wall
>draw SIG P226 and rack slide, slide jams, take a look
>ounce of weed taped to chamber
>nigs aren't amused
>tell them they can have my wallet, reach into my pants
>wallet is gone
>spaghetti falls out of pocket
>one of the nigs pulls a glock
>whisper to my gf to draw her 1911
>realize my gf is actually an anime figure with a scale 1911 glued onto its hip
>nig pushes the glock against my forehead and pulls the trigger, *click*
>use the opportunity to throw a piece of fried chicken down a storm drain
>negroes rush to it and try to figure out how to get at it
>start my car and drive off, by the time they somehow get the chicken they fire at the back of my corvette which is rated to stop 50 caliber barrett rounds
>drive off into the sunset with my 6 inch tall plastic waifu

>>9283225
Had me going until:
>>Draw Sig Sauer P226 and rack slide...

>>9283225

and a glorious day was had by all

/k/ - A magical place

>baaaaaawwwwwwww black people this black people that
No wonder gun-nuts are hated so much.

>15 W/ Girlfriend.

>Punched in back of head in the MacArthur Mall parking lot on Martin Luther King day.

>Pull knife, three 14-18 year olds run away.

>Girlfriend breaks up with me because she thinks i'm a psycho.


It happens.

>>9283243
They're making observations about their attackers. "Black" and "gangbanger" are the first thing they probably notice in the situation.

You know why it's called a stereotype? It's 'cause enough black people committed crimes that is became expected.

>>9283241
>>M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Oh god, I nostalgia'd, dat fucking UT2K4

>>9283259
There's a lot of gang violence and a good number of shootings in my town. We have very few black people. Most of these gangbangers are white. No news source ever describes them as white. The only time ethnicity is mentioned is when it's a Sikh gang, 'cause they're Indian (which are still outnumbered by white criminals here).

>>9283225

....aaaaand you've ruined the thread from your post on.

Thanks, douche.

I would just let him start hitting me, then shoot him to death and get off on self defense

I do love some ironing

>at store
>meth heads begging for a ride
>not going that way
>what about the way you are going
>spidersense.jpg
>no thanks, have a good night
>meth head 1 says "look man, no weapons" while meth head 2 circles my car to get behind me
>hand on weapon, offhand raised
>"i really don't like this, i'm going to leave now"
>ok.png
I've always been very careful to never draw unless I know I'll be shooting. I've practiced drawing and firing too much to be dicking around trying to draw and not fire, and I don't want the hassle of being charged or beaten by police for drawing without the need to shoot.

>4 in the morning
>watching bad boys 2
>see movement out the corner of my eye
>go to window
>see perp crouch running up my driveway
>equip handgun and torch from desk
>go to my porch
>see guy digging though trash
>shine light on him
>realize its Sasquatch
>he locks onto me with a javelin missile launcher
>i fire my 1911 which has been rechambered to 50BMG
>headshot
>forget about incoming rocket
>activate jetpack
>dodge ordinance
>biscuits and gravy for breakfast

>>9283306

>equip handgun and torch from desk
>torch

wtf do you live in a castle?

>>9283309

British and people who's countries were once British call flashlights torches.

>>9283309
Flashlight. Dumbass.

>>9283309
Torch is a flashlight dumbfuck.

>>9283316
I'm Canadian and I've never heard flashlights being called torches here.

>>9281751
you had me at "Civic"

OP's story and the other real ones itt are the reasons I can't wait to be 21 and get my ccw.

I'm short and weak as fuck. Fuck me if some assholes want to kick my ass, I'm going to get killed.

Why do eurofags think the strong taking advantage of the weak is okay?

>walking in less than great neighborhood
>black guy walks up to me with broken beer bottle
>says something in very mean voice
>draw gun
>guy keeps walking towards me
>shoot him and his friend across the street
>cop pulls around the corner
>turns out they are crooken and working for columbian drug lords
>shoot cops and retreat to my car where I have my AR-15
>back up units arrive and pin me down with shotgun fire
>flank patrol cars also filled with corrupt cops
>shoot everyone dead
>police helicopter arrives and SWAT is closing in
>jump in cop car and begin driving down interstate shooting at cops while driving around 90 mph
>manage to get to the docks on three flats
>escape on boat to columbia to face off against the drug lord
>stealthily infiltrate compound and kill all guards with my rifle and water bottle suppressor
>murder drug lord with knife in one on one combat
>go home
>no one filed a police report

>>9283306
>>9283309
>>9283316
>>9283317
>>9283321
You fucking retards, torches are flashlights to englanders.

>>9283357
most likely you wouldnt get killed, but you are still small and weak as fuck with or without a gun

>>9283402
Rock Chalk, bro.

>>9283552
Ha. Actually a Jayhawk fan, too. Had plenty of friends that lived in Lawrence. Has fun on Mass St.

>>9283552
>KSU
>Rock Chalk
>wtfamireading.jpg

>>9283598
Just poking fun at the rivalry between the two.

>>9283460

You fucking Englanders, flashlights are torches to retards.

This is why I moved to Maine because upstanding gentlemen of African heritage are so rare around these parts.

>Walking my girlfriend home at 3am after watching a movie and fucking multiple times
>Have to pass through a ghetto full of porch monkeys and spics
>3 Escalades start following us flashing us with their high beams
>I tighten my grip on my girlfriends hand to signal that she needs to be ready to draw
>I see the reflection of the first Escalades back window open, through my singal mirror that I carry in my EDC loadout, Mac-10 appears out of the window
>Draw my akimbo Deagle brand Deagles and Surefire torch, shine the light from the torch and reflect it off my gold tiger finish into the gunmans eyes, blinding him
>The drivier guns it, I pop him in the head and his truck flips over and explodes, one down two to go
>The 2 others try to escape, they do a tactical U turn and start driving away, I unload the mag into the back of on truck and a bullet hits the fuel tank, the driver bails out of the car and breaks his neck, and the car flies off a cliff
>Just as they drive away I see a random guy pull up to the scene on a Ducati motorbike, which I commandeer, showing him my NSA/CIA credentials
>I get on the bike, with my girlfriend and we chase the final car, which is on the packed motorway
>I'm still pretty far away from the truck, but it turns off heading for the airport and we persue, my girlfriend is unpacking her Barrett 50 cal on the back of the bike ready to unload a clip into the truck
>The truck hits a ramp over a fence and is now on the airport runway, headed for a cargo plane which is opening the cargo hold

>>9283963
>I can't get the speed to get into the cargo hold, but the truck gets in and the hatch closes, now the plane is on the runway speeding up for take off
>My girlfriend takes control of the bike and uses the nitrous boost to get me close to the plane
>I'm next to the pilots door in the plane, and jump from the bike to the plane, I open the door and kick the pilot in the face, instantly breaking his neck. I switch to autopilot and enter the cargo hold
>4 negros are in there all with Hi-Points, they come up to me saying 'wat nigga wat u gonn do whitey'
>Pull out my 1911 and they shit themselves, double tap the first guy, another is hiding behind the truck that's still in the hold, I curve the bullet and hit him in his big fat nose
>Another is running towards me with his traditional Zulu shield and spear, I pop him in the head and his afro falls off, meaning he dies
>The last guy has opened the cargo hold and has a parachute, he is holding a denonator and jumps out shouting 'FUK U WHITEY'
>I do a tactical slide and manage to jump out of the plane the second it esplodes
>Luckily I am a trained Special Forces agent so I know how to skydive, I do a spear thing with my body and catch up to the black fellow. I kick him in the balls and then do a kung fu move, then I do buddhas palm and he dies instantly, I steal his parachute and continue my dive
>Land on a beach in a holiday resort and my girlfriend comes out of the bar naked with 2 pina coladas
>alpha as fuck

>>9283963
>clip
troll harder faggot

> Driving along in my classic pickup truck
> Stop at an intersection
> See three roody poos looking to rape some white kid's asian girlfriend
> They're puttin their hands all over her, eventually grab her
> I pull up in my truck
> The Alpha roody poo asks what I'm looking at, calls em an old man
> I call them spooks, they mad
> I get out of my truck, give them a little talk
> I pretend to take out a fake gun from my shirt
> They laugh at me, I tell the girl to get in my truck, they call em crazy
> Pull out my 1911
> Girl gets in truck, I take he home and we have sex

>>9284209
> Girl gets in truck, I take he home and we have sex
>I take he home
>he
Oh shit, that was a trap in Gran Torino?

I once somehow managed to talk down some 'gangsterz' when I was visiting America. To this day I have no idea how it happened.

My best guess is that from my speech and accent, they thought I was capable of kicking their ass or something. Or maybe I was just too pathetic. Probably the latter.

>Visting family in Virginia
>My family deicides to take me, my girlfriend, and my daughter out for a few hours for some dinner, 7 people total
>We get to the restraurant
>Have to wait an hour and a half because it's getting packed
>Finally get in to eat
>I deicide to have a jack and coke before we leave
>We're all walking back to the two car
>Parking lot in really well lit in the front, not so much in the rear or middle where we parked
>We get to the cars I start getting my daughter hooked in
>Hear a crash and overhear my Uncle arguing with someone near his car
>Me, My cousin, and Father deicide to go see what's wrong
>My Uncle is arguing with two white, one asian, and one hispanic teenagers
>I try to mediate ask what happened
>My Uncle said they clipped his car trying to pull out and almost hit him with the side mirror
>I tell them to drop it and just go sit in their car we call the insurance company
>They didn't like that all and started to get even more confrontional
>I was standing to close to one of the white teens and get punched
>One of them manages to get a tire iron from their car
>He hits my cousin in the back when he was getting up
>Another one draw pulls out a crowbar
>I had enough and drew my CCW(I was slow in drawing because, I didn't know the specific laws in Virginia and my father left his at home by mistake)
>Fire and hit one of the white teens in the leg and thigh
>The rest run off
>I go check on the one I shot while calling 911
>Me and my uncle stop his bleeding while the police have time to arrive
>They finally get there tell them what happened
>I ended up having to spend a night in holding
>I was finally cleared and got out about 9 pm the next night

Fun vacation, police never did catch the other ones. They ound some heroin and two handguns in the car when they searched it.

>>9284338
You obviously dont know about how we americans feel about foreigners with accents. You got lucky.

>>9283963
>they do a tactical J turn

ftfy

everything else looks legit

>>9284387

What town was it? Or rather, what kind of town was it, such that there's a group of aggressive, yet multi-ethnic teenagers? Growing up, I lived in a very nice, predominantly Irish/Polish community. Of course, there were Hispanics and Blacks, but they mostly kept to themselves. Any Asian students were mostly folded in with White friends.

>>9284402
Around Richmond. It's a real nice area too around where my family leaves, no one expected that. We're all originally from SC, my parents moved up for a job offering.

Stopped at a large intersection at night last summer. Waiting on stoplight to change. A large black male approached my pick-up from the passenger side and said through the open window. "Gimme a ride uptown." I said that I wasn't going that way (right) and I really wasn't. He replyed as he was opening my door, "You don't understand motherfucker. You GONNA give me a ride." By the time he got the door open I had my .45 leveled at his face and said, "YOU don't understand. Back up and shut my door." Now, with a gun pointed at his face I would expect someone to quietly back up. Not the case. He slammed the door and was all kinds of pissed off like it was my fault he couldn't get a ride. Amazing.

My experience

>driving around town in my truck
>see girl (next door neighbor) and some dude getting pushed around by three spooks
>stop truck
>spooks confront me, ask me what i'm going to do
>get out of truck, tell girl to get in
>they won't let her
>tell them I'm not someone to be fucked with
>they laugh
>i pull m finger like a gun and point at each one
>they don't get the hint, still laughing
>draw my M1911A1
>spooks pussy out
>girl gets in tuck
>say "have a nice day" and leave

everythingwentexactlyasiexpected.jpg

I've drawn my weapon before, but those stories have been told a few times.
So here is one where I would have been legally justified in shooting the guy to death, but I decided not to.

>>Driving home from Walmart at 11pm
>>Make right turn on to main road, no one in sight except one dude about 300 yards away
>>Speed up to 5 over speed limit with about 250 yards to spare
>>The guy speeds way up, gets right next to me, starts yelling about how I cut him off, I'm this and that, and that and this, He's gunna do me a good one... blahvlahblahlaljkafdab
>>I keep driving, never roll down window, never look at him, don't speed up or slow down, I ignore him completely.
>>Come to red light. Only ones in sight still, it's almost completely deserted.
>>He pulls up right behind me.
>>Gets out, walks towards my vehicle, tire iron in hand
>>I BLOW THAT RED LIGHT LIKE A MOUNTAIN OF COCAINE
>>As I drive a standard transmission vehicle, I put the gas pedal on the floor, and took my other foot off the clutch all at once.
>>He got pelted with gravel and little chunks of rubber from my smoking tires.
>>Never seen him again.
>>Had glock 19 in the open center console the whole time, never displayed it.
>>I WIN

>>9282822
>>9282705

There's a pretty good reason you didn't know it...it being completely fucking untrue.

Do some god damned research first instead of taking what some random sap says online as the absolute truth.

>>9281812
Oh god I laughed so hard

>>9281812
Screen cap'd for future generations.

>>9283243
>baaaaaawwwwwwww black people this black people that
>No wonder gun-nuts are hated so much.

I hate racists. Hate em, it's garbage.

Then I started to type out the three incidents where I've had to draw a firearm, and just realized for the first time that all three were black guys, an attempted mugging, a road rage incident and a guy holding a girl off her feet againsta wall by her throat.

Damn, is reality racist?

Op should not have left his car to ask the other car to move. Op should have called the police for a couple of reasons.
1. They are impeding your movement(just to be dicks for sure so call the police, chances are they are riding dirty and they are too fucktard to know their rights and will get searched for sure)
2. If they decide to confront you then they are already on their way because you made the call.
3.Calling the police gives you a record of being under duress and the first to call the police looks better in their faggy eyes.
4.If you had chosen to call the police KEEP them on the line so 911 can hear and record what these guys are saying to you giving you all the evidence you need to prove they were harassing YOU.

Staying in your car would have been wiser for the simple fact that a window is a better barrier then plain atmosphere. To get to YOU it would have to be broken inwards which would be more evidence on your side AND give you more time to formulate a plan to protect your son with a firearm if you have to.
Next time stay away from asshats and get to your son.

>>9284545
You need to find some white people to draw your gun on so you're not racist anymore.

>>9284545

Yes, reality IS racist.

>>9284545
Because minority groups suck cock collectively.
Facts don't pick sides.
It's no surprise they call white man evil, the devil, blamed for their short comings, they just don't have things together. God it makes me rage.

Likewise for this NWO conspiracy bullshit, 'rich people own stuff and can minipulate laws' big surprise there, there must be something going on maaannnn.

Oh, I almost forgot...
HEIL!

this fucking subhuman n1gger came up to me today and started talking to me in his fucking subhuman monkey babble. I called him a subhuman monkey to his .face. Goddamit I hate n1ggers fo much

>>9284545 Damn, is reality racist?

It seems social inequality will breed crime amongst those stuck on the bottom. The victims will mostly be at the bottom as well, but every now and then someone better off will be targeted as well.

Now if we take one specific ethnicity and keep them first as slaves for quite a while, then as a rather heavily oppressed and discriminated against minority for quite a while, then it would seem logical that they'll end up at the bottom of things, and that it'll take a very long time for them to crawl back up even after the discrimination has ended.

Likewise, refugees fleeing from war, oppression, natural disaster and the like to try and rebuild their lives in another country will have a considerable handicap, and will therefore tend to end up at the bottom of the social ladder.

So we can explain your observations without reality being racist.

>>9284393
No, I obviously don't. Would you care to enlighten me?

>9PM, at a 4-way stop in a bad part of town
>there's a shitton of stops up ahead
>quickly move to each one
>at last stop
>out of my peripheral vision I see two chivalrous African youth approaching my car
>no ccw since califag, only firearm on hand is a nugget in the trunk
>look around for other cars
>slam on the pedal and get the fuck out of there

Yeah its not that exciting, but that's all I got

>Be in Detroit
>Be driving a car that isn't a Honda civic
>park car near gas station because couldnt wit, needed gas and had to piss in an ungodly manner
>piss
>return to car
>begin gassing it up
>Several youths approach me and my vehicle
>I have a shaved head, because damn it I like it that way
>They assume I'm from the area
>begin verbal assault
>ignore
>call me a neo-nazi
>Find humor and say "you have no idea...bitches don't know bout my Führer"
> Reference between me and my friends, black guys don't know what Führer means
>Continue to call me a nazi while i fill up my car
> issue ultimatum; Deliver my car unto them or have my bitch ass beaten
>Tell them I don't want any trouble and I'm just passing through
>back guy slugs me on the leg with some sort of metal object and attempts to open my car door
>Reflexes kick in, produce my handgun
>Black men produce what looked like a .22 Ruger MK II or III
>Fire handgun ad strike black man in knee
>Others run
>Gas station owner has called police
>gas station owner shows tape
>Police are cool bros, I ID 2 of the other guys involved, turns out they are wanted for grand Theft Auto, Domestic Violence, Drug possession, Weapons charges, and assault and battery
>feelsgoodman.jpg

I was young and wasn't there but i have a family story.

>dad hears some stuff outside
>looks out the window
>between 15 and 20 people of different races standing on the side walk and in the front yard
>brother and two of his friends backed up to the porch with baseball bats in there hands
>dad grabs P220 rolls out on the porch (he has one leg wasn't wearing his prosthetic)
>points it at some upstanding african gentleman and says "I may not be able to get all of you but you're the ring leader and I'll shoot you first"
>they all leave

He had 14 rounds and he's a tough bastard so between his gun and my brother and friends they probably would have won. Turns out the upstanding african gentlemen was 6'4" and my dad is 5'9". He tried staring down my dad and my dad went off and called him everything but a white man.
>dadiampround.jpg

>>9284618

What did you use? Any idea if the guy is gonna be walking again? Or was it a graze shot?

What were you thinking the whole time, and the after fact of realizing you were in a gas station, and any number of things could have gone south?

>0200, finish work, head off to a late night takeaway
>Drive for a few minutes, decide to pull over on the side of the road in town to enjoy my meal - hardly anyone about
>Half way through my take out, from the corner of my eye I see a slender dark figure approach the car, I begin to feel anxious because he seems to be storming over with an intent to do harm
>I attempt to central lock the car, but he beats me to my door and opens it, he grabs me by the shirt shaking me violently demanding I hand him my food
>There's spaghetti falling out of my pockets, I can't control the spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere, it's falling out of my pockets
>I still have a plastic fork in my hand, so I jab his throat with it, he backs away saying I didn't have to do that (he now has fork dents on his neck.)
>Police car conveniently drives past, the offender waves it down...
>While being questioned they notice I have plastic cuttlery in the car, they immediately confiscate it, cuff me and take me to the cells under possession of a lethal weapon and assault

>Welcome to England, enjoy your stay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijdOkPD6vsw

relevant

>>9284663

beyond fake

I don't actually have a story in which I drew on someone, but I have a story from when I was only 17 and walking home from a school football game at night

I lived out in the country so it was pretty much 90% white, 7% rich blacks who wanted to be white 2% rich Asians and 1% poor who lived off in a single area away from us.

Its night and my friends are on the other side of the parking lot, I had go to the side I was on to piss off into a ditch, im coming back when a pack of 3 upstanding Africans about 16-19 come up and start talking shit you know how they like to do. They started moving forward on my and I just pulled out my buck knife and told the one in front of me id stab him to death before his friends pulled me off of him.

They bolted. I was pretty scared, but felt like a total badass for the rest of that night.

>Stopped at red light, about 5 cars back, at busy 8 lane 4way intersection.
>Like a good driver, I leave pullout distance between myself and car in front of me (can see where his rear tires meet ground over my hood)
>in second from right lane
>guy in POS rusted out early 80's buick in the Burger King parking lot to my right decides he wants to make a left turn through 3 dozen stopped cars on a median'd road
>rams his way through the 3-5 foot gap between cars, hitting all of them
>rips my front bumper off, which then manages to get lodged from in front of his left rear tire, over his axle, and around the stump of the "caution one way" sign he ran the fuck over
>all 4 windows, back glass and windshield tinted so dark can't even see semblance of daylight while looking through his windows (like 1:30 in the afternoon on a sunny day)
>wife in passenger seat calling cops, but panicky as all fuck and surprised she managed to even find her phone
>his car is still tied to mine, somehow the driver's side corner of my front fascia still attached
>he repeatedly tries to drive off, I'm laying on the horn
>throws his car door open, steps out, holding crowbar
>ohboyherewego.jpg. Gentleman with skin the color of dark chocolate, wearing nothing but boxers, 20 pounds of fake gold chains, and timberlands with no laces
>Sprints to my PASSENGER DOOR, starts beating fuck out of glass with crowbar, spraying my now nearly catatonic wife with glass shards
>draw 1911, shove wife down against center console, empty mag into his chest
>exit my vehicle while reloading
>walk around rear of my vehicle, now noticing about 200 people standing outside their cards doing jack all (one little old asian man was recording it on a video camera worth more than his car)
>he's still kinda breathing, empty second mag into his chest

continued in next post due to length constraints

>>9284749
continued

>second reload
>600 pound woman gets out other side of the now very dead man's car, starts screaming hate crime murderer babykiller i'm gonna kill you cracka whiteboy
>draw down on her but do not fire
>fire truck manages to plow thru all the gawkers' cars that had stopped in the middle of the road in lanes going other direction, 5 firefighters tackle the obese bitch>20 minutes later a lone fat old policeman shows up
>"nice shooting son" - never even asked wtf happened

This is the third time a black gentleman has completely defied logic in his almost primal need to destroy his property by willfully ramming it into mine, then acting like it was my fault.

This is the fourth fatal shooting in this town I have been involved in in 3 years, all of which against people of the darkest skin color, all of which even Jesse Jackson would have openly admitted I did absolutely nothing even remotely aggressive until I pulled the trigger.

I fucking hate Fayetteville.

>>9284749
You have my attention

>>9284754

I think by the second time I would have decided it was time to move, but hey that's just me

>>>9284749
You had me until

>he's still kinda breathing, empty second mag into his chest

>>9284754
>>9284749
seven or eight rounds of .45acp in a closed car? You'd be bleeding from your ears and pretty much deafened by this. Good try, though.

>>9284762
couldn't. The way and speed with which he'd plowed into the mass of cars wedged us all so closely together at least 3 other cars were touching mine, and my car was effectively disabled.
I was NOT about to exit a fairly safe position while he was not posing a direct threat to my wife's or my health.
Now I have no idea why I was thinking this, but when I first saw the crowbar I thought he was going to try to pry my bumper loose so he could drive off. I didn't register it as a weapon until too late.

For the record, my wife and i were treated overnight at the hospital for minor cuts from the glass, shock, and post-traumatic stress. We were also court-ordered to attend counseling to cope with the fatal shooting (including military action he was well into the double digits for me, but first dead person my wife had seen outside of a funeral home viewing).

The police gave a statement saying they couldn't figure out what caused him to act that way, as he was in his 30's, had an okay job, and no record.

The fat bitch was charged with striking a police officer, obstruction of justice, communicating a threat, accessory to assault with a deadly weapon, 31 counts of accessory to assault with a motor vehicle, 17 counts of accessory to attempted vehicular manslaughter, and (later) perjury.

>>9284770
are you a pharmacist too?

yea um, the reload and shooting of a wounded assailant turned victim is what is casually callled in criminal law "1st Degree Murder."

>>9284754
>>9284749

Dudes coll by my count

>>9284791
>mfw
>The fat bitch was charged with striking a police officer, obstruction of justice, communicating a threat, accessory to assault with a deadly weapon, 31 counts of accessory to assault with a motor vehicle, 17 counts of accessory to attempted vehicular manslaughter, and (later) perjury.

>>9284785
By the time I fired 3 of my windows were broken out and the fourth was broken but in place. And it still caused ringing that lasted for several hours. And I'd managed to get the muzzle of my weapon nearly to the passenger window, since I was trying to cover my wife and keep her down in a narrow car (01 Accord sedan)

>>9284792
yeah, probably, but between the fact that I was nearly shitting myself in fear and raging at the same time I didn't give a thimbleful of fucks at that point.

Apparently the responding officer (lol) didn't even give that many fucks about much of anything. Worked out in my favor but he was so unprofessional I still wanted to see him fired.

>>9284813

Here in Texas you'd get a free steak dinner or an overnight in county with the illegals awaiting deportation. Either way, if your story is true, get the word out on the reloading incident. Even under ridiculous conditions you're expected to remain "reasonable" and maintain composure.

Now with multiple assailants, the buffet is free.

I know, I had me some that thought I'd make the good gang initiation. Street family my ass, when you punch back with lead they all run, scatter like roaches and testify on each other like a bunch of worthless thieves.

>>9284813
In your fictional story you mention

> (one little old asian man was recording it on a video camera worth more than his car)

Thus the responding officer is not the one investigating the scene and your ass would now be in jail in real life.

>>9284813

So you mag dumped a guy that was on the ground? Wouldn't one of the hundreds of witnesses come forward against you?

>>9284834

plus the video the old chinese guy was recording would be great for everyone including the detectives, judge and jury to see before they hand his ass into cell block D.

>>9284826
Google a few North Carolina fatal shootings that started off in a legit self defense scenario. I believe you will find, as long as the engagement started with the dead man as the aggressor, it's pretty damned hard to get convicted of anything.

Hell, they barely convicted a man of second degree after a he saw a guy who had allegedly tried to mug his wife, chased the guy for 20 minutes in a truck and repeatedly ran him over. Took 2 mistrials and 4 hung juries over the course of 3 years to convict him, and the guy who lived had a significant criminal record.

>>9284844
How bout you post a news link to one of these supposed four fatal shootings you were directly involved in, slick?

>>9284855
Hey retard. He said there have been 4 in his area, not necessarily by him.

oh, /k/.

>>9284860
>>9284754
>This is the fourth fatal shooting in this town I have been involved in in 3 years, all of which against people of the darkest skin color, all of which even Jesse Jackson would have openly admitted I did absolutely nothing even remotely aggressive until I pulled the trigger.

Lrn2read, chucklefuck

Don't have a drawing weapon story, but perhaps something similar.

So i was fueling up my car in a fairly shitty part of town at a gas station when this big jackass probably white, but not really sure with how dirty and nasty as fuck he was and two smaller friends come up to me and start asking me where I'm heading and if they could get a ride. Right away their acting creepy as fucking hell and not being all that big of a guy myself I'm feeling pretty damn paranoid 6' 150lbs I'm a skinnyfag.

Anyway I end up telling them firmly but politely that I have no intention of giving them a ride anywhere and to go bother someone else. At this point the big fucker starts getting up in my face and shoves me a couple times up against my car saying some shit about how he asked nicely but now they'll just have to beat my ass and take my car from me.

In one of my proudest moments of inspiration as he turns around to say some shit to his buddies I pulled out the gas nozzle and hosed him down. He turns around pissed as hell fists up like he's going to beat my ass and his buddies are reaching in their pockets (i'm assuming for knives or something). Then the big fucker notices my Zippo in my hand and I said something about trying his luck or something, I'm still not sure what i actually said, I was just about at piss myself stage (19 at the time) and he ran off. As it turns out the old lady in the station was about to call the cops when he ran off and nothing ever came from it.

Still not badass though, I took the longest and most needed piss of my life in that gas station restroom though.

>walking home from restaurant on semi-forested path, sun's going down
>approached by two guys in hooded sweatshirts
>glint of a knife, adrenaline kicks in and my ears are filled with cotton
>one of them says something to me I don't understand, my eyes glued to the knife.
>reach for pistol in 5 o'clock IWB, pull
>their eyes go wide, the one of the left says something and all I remember is him saying "toy"
>shoot gun into ground next to path
>aim gun on them
>they run
>call cops, report incident, they'd been robbing people on the path for about two months
>cop says something to the effect of "you should have just shot 'em"
>MFW the whole thing was over

> few years ago at old highschools football game
> playing smear the queer with friends and others
> three fat rednecks playing with us
> one picks up ball and instantly gets dog piled
> all three walk up to myself and friends saying they were bloods and started pushing my friend around
> car is 100ft away
> run to car to find something
> find lock and chain in trunk
> put in cargo shorts
> run back with a lock and chain
> tell them to make a move
> they run off and never see them again

Ive posted here before and been flamed but ive drawn on people at least 7 times since 1993.

walk home, see loose pitbull walking towards me,

look around while backstepping and see river rocks

yfw im wearing cargo pants

went palestinian on the dog 50 yards away,

dog ran like a bitch

>my face

>>9284855
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=6911226
I was the one shot in the leg, Chris was a good friend of mine and we were working door. Still don't know who shot us or why, they fired from a parked car about 2 rows in. Totally unprovoked, it had been a quiet night in the club. Don't think we were the intended targets. about 12 shots fired total, of which maybe 9 or 10 sounded like they were in our direction. Police dug bullets out of shit in damned near a 150 degree cone from point of shots. Hit him just under his collar bone, quartering away. Got me through the meat of my right calf after I'd hit the ground (we're unarmed at the door, not even tazers).

Can't find news reports on the 2 where i was the shooter. First was about 0000 hours march 2008, multiperson home invasion. Second was one I described in post, five months ago.

The fourth is the oldest, july 22 2006. I was active duty army at the time, was staff duty driver. We get a phone call from a soldier, claimed he was barricaded in his bathroom in on post housing and his wife was threatening him with his shotgun through the door. Could hear pissed spanish in the background. Called MP's, they rolled. Called 1sg, he came to staff duty station to monitor. MP's called back asking for 1sg's presence, apparently crazy wife was friends with 1sg's wife. We arrive on scene, MP's have house surrounded, local (civilian) hostage negotiator and 1sg approach door, crazy lady fires 3 rounds thru door then shoots herself under the chin. Their 2 year old daughter was in living room whole time, saw her mom blow her head open with 12ga. Apparently the fight started because he didnt want another kid, wife didn't want to go back on birth control. Guy commits suicide 3 weeks later.

>>9284979

They are the most unnatural breasts ive ever sen

>>9284962
Please, do tell. All 7 of them.

>>9284989
>flesh wound
That reminded me of Monty Python.

>>9284954

>smear the queer

greatest game ever, but gives away your age

>>9285036
HA HA REALLY? GOOD JOKE MAN TELL IT AGAIN PLEASE!

>>9284749
>>9284754
>16 rounds
>totally worth it

>>9284475

What the hell crawled inside your asshole and died?

Yeah, bro, you're absolutely right. I'm going to, next time I buy a brand new vehicle, risk destroying the engine of it SOLELY BECAUSE SOMEONE ON 4CHAN SAID IT WAS OK. I'm totally not going to, like, do my own research before I do something with a $15-25,000 investment.

Jesus Christ, you're like, fucking super-moron or something. You must be part of some secret society for morons. Go the fuck away.

>>9284653
Move to America

>>9285078
>>9285078

>>9284754
>fayetteville
Well that explains it.

Aren't you guys all fingerprinted to get your licenses? Doesn't that bother you?

>>9285160

I don't remember being printed for my Kentucky CCW.

I was printed to join the military, though, so it wouldn't worry me much. I'm not planning on killing people without justification and ditching the weapon somewhere any time soon.

As for all the Fayetteville shit...Goddamn, I hope I never go to fucking Bragg.

>>9285160
What license? Open carry state.
2 requirements:
1. Be legally allowed to own a handgun.
2. Own a handgun.

>get tired of my job.
>go on extended leave.
>go stay with my family.
>catch up with an old friend of mine who's a football coach.
>he tells me that there's a drug epidemic going on at the school.
>tell him that it sucks but what are we gonna do about it??
>go out for some drinks with him later on.
>see the drug dealers from the school at the bar.
>the dealers get into a fight with some other shady looking guys and a gun fight ensues.
>kick the shit out of a few of them.
>disarm one and kill another.
>the one i disarmed i placed under citizen's arrest.
>cops finally show up.
>give statement.
>go home.

>>9285183 cont'd.

>everything is chill for a few days.
>go out one day and come home to find that my sister who's house i'm staying at's house is shot up.
>run inside and she's tied down to the table.
>that's fucking it.
>me, my football coach friend, and some random rastafarian decide that enough is fucking enough.
>grab up my collection of mp5's, 1911's, and my remington 700 and go find the dopers hideout.
>it's in fucking jamaica.

I'm British, so this was some risky shit.

>Walking down street in Luton, bringing black powder revolver to a friend's house.
>Walk under bridge
>Drunken chavs pull knives on me and try to rob me
>I pull out revolver, tell them to get on ground, they do
>text friend to tell him where I'd leave the revolver and house key, anticipating that chavs would say something and get me arrested
>call police, when I hear them, I quickly dump the pistol and key, chavs shitting bricks
>chavs tell police that I pulled a revolver on them, chavs didn't know that I had hidden it
>police take me in, search my house later on and find all my weapons in my gun cabinet
>mfw

>>9285195

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRsNaVq2NU

since we are all being retarded let me have a go at it
greentext/all
be walking down a street at night in a white nieghborhood
one black man walks up to me and asks for the time
check my watch and indicate that it is 11 13 at night
black man says thank and you walks on
i draw my micro deagle and shoot him in the back of the head
cops show up
report to them that he tried to rob me with a knife
police find a knife and drugs on the man
everything went better than expected

>>9285237
a wiener is you.

>>9285195
i really didnt think anyone watched that movie. I have like three steven segal movies on one vhs.

>>9285055
When I was in high school I believe the first thing I mentioned. If you were guessing 22 you'd be right but I'm guessing you thought -18

>>9284545

Same here. I'm not racist but all the conflicts I've had in high school and after have been with black people. They're the worst minority in the USA, numbers don't lie.

>19 years old, gf driving me home at 11pm cause we used her car when I slept over.
>Going the speed limit in route 9 south N.J. but driver behind us is pissed. Starts honking, turning high beams off and on.
>Finally passes us, comes unto our lane and pumps breaks. Girl friend is crying.
>When we're stopped I get out and yell "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" at the driver.
>He gets out, and I'm ready to confront.
>My girl starts sobbing uncontrollably. Red face, streaming tears, boogers, the works. Guy notices her crying. He gets back in the car and leaves.

Yea, he was black. I dated her for two years and after that incident she never wanted to drive in my area.

>>9285384

your girlfriend is a pussy she needs to harden up.

not too long ago. Wish I could have pulled but only 20 and can't CC yet

>Closing time at Liquor Store (family business)
>Minneapolis. Somewhat ghetto but not too bad
>co-worker and I are getting ready to leave while my dad locks up
>get in car, dad lets in one more customer (money is money)
>see car hiding around the corner of the building and waiting
>ohshit.jpg
>call dad and let him know something is up
>he gets my call as hes letting them in
>about he seconds later I see my had grabbing the 2 guys and throwing them out
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>one drunk mexican gets back in car, other tries to start some shit and act tough
>notices me and co-worker approaching him from behind
>actually makes a smart move and gets back in his car
>him and my dad still exchanging words
>dad MACES THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
>drunk mexican throws in in reverse and peels out of the parking lot at 30mph
>get back in check in with the old man and get back in car, continue to talk
>drunk mexicans drive back
>dad draws his XD-40
>they floor it and get the fuck out of there
fun night.

>>9285384
I dated a black girl once and got the shit beat out of me by her extremely dark Upstanding father. Oh how I wish I were 18 at the time and had an M1 with bayonet. Probably wouldn't have stopped that whore from leaving me for some piece of shit hispanic kid (btw, never date a HS freshman) less than 2 weeks after. Such is life in Soviet New Jersistan.

>>9284989
>multiperson home invasion
>random murders of nightclub security
>multiple shooting incidents

I'm starting to notice a pattern with these stories: you either get into multiple dangerous situations in your life, or you don't. Guess the difference between a safe town and a bad one is like night and day.

>>9284989
Continuing stories. These all are no injury or no-fire confrontations.

>be the late 80s
>be 16 or 17, in Illinois in November
>Saturday afternoon, just got off work, decide want to go check farm ponds for ducks
>grab shotgun, field jacket, crappy old canvas ruck with couple duck decoys
>Check first pond, notacreaturewasstirring.mp3
>pulling into barnyard near second pond, notice yard is rutted all to fuck and beyond and it's fresh.
>tracks not headed towards pond, shrug and remind myself to ask our sharecroppers if they were working the woodline.
>get about 500m from pond, hear laughing, country music. ok, wtf.jpg
>crest hill pond is behind, 4 jacked up 4x4's full and I mean FULL of rednecks parked all around pond.
>dam (which was never designed to be driven on) is torn to fuck, literally hundreds of beer cans everywhere, I can smell the alcohol 200m out on a still day
>walking down path, they no know I'm there. Decide to throw beer cans in pond and take turns shooting at them with a mini-14.
>50m out, guy currently shooting is so drunk he falls out of the truck bed, has multiple negligent discharges. No injuries, but one truck now has flat tire.
>instead of beating the shit outta him for being so irresponsible, they laugh, help him up, reload. By now I'm right up on them, still unnoticed (not trying to be sneaky, just walking. This is my land, dammit.)
>have shotgun casually held around action in left hand, right hand on shoulder strap of ruck
>"hey, who the fuck are you guys, and what the fuck are you doing tearing up my pond?"
>guy who was struggling to reload the mini-14 gets all up in my face. "we're huntin kayotes (translates, I think, as coyotes). Hoo ta fuccch ar ya ta be swarrin a me?"
>staredown
>He swings the ruger to his shoulder, pointed my general direction (we're less than 15 feet apart)

>start to piss self, automagically my shotgun is shouldered before I realise it
>voice cracking. "drop the rifle! Get the fuck on the ground!"
>half of the unarmed rednecks comply, other half laugh at me
>guy with rifle hesitates, takes weapon halfway out of shoulder, (I think accidentally) discharges rifle about 6 inches past my left ear.
>fire 2 rounds of 3" BBB's into dirt less than six inches from his feet
>He drops rifle, shits self, starts crying
>its the 80's, only rich metrofags and businessmen had cell phones.
>detain about 20 rednecks at gunpoint with only one round left in weapon (federal migratory waterfowl round law) for 4 and a half hours until my dad gets worried and drives the half hour out to the farm to check on me (almost dark by now)
>dad sees what's going on, proceeds to nearly shit self, drives 10 minutes to closest house, calls game warden and sherriff.
>only the truck owners and the asshole who (kinda) shot at me arrested. Truck owners charged with criminal trespass, trucks impounded. Asshole who kinda shot at me charged with drunk and disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment, child endangerment, criminal trespass, destruction of private property. Weapon siezed by game warden (If a weapon is siezed by an Illinois game warden, even if charges are dropped or found not guilty you don't get it back). Guy pleas down ridiculously because we had a pussy DA.
>Get written letters of apology from ALL of them within 2 months.
>game warden is shooting buddy of my dad's.
>18th birthday rolls around
>its the mini-14. Apparently after 365 days in an evidence locker with no pending case, game wardens auction shit off. He bought it for me from himself basically, nfi if he actually paid for it but it had a bill of sale.

Still have the rifle, had to break it out and touch it while I was typing this.

everythingwentahelluvalotbetterthanitcouldhave.mkv

>>9285665
>>9285671

Take notes people. This is a bad motherfucker.

This is what happens when you make the mistake of treating semi-retarded primates like humans.

They should be caged or poached for sport in the woods.

>>9285671

if true, you get the coveted, "Peanut Butter Motherfucker" award.