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    90 KB Operator Poetry Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:11 No.8402920  
    Alright /k/ommandoes, hit me with your best shot.

    I'd prefer stuff with more positive undertones, but post what you like.

    War poetry, hit it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:11 No.8402922
    I'll start


    Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries
    These, in the day when heaven was falling,

    The hour when earth's foundations fled,

    Followed their mercenary calling,

    And took their wages, and are dead.
    Their shoulders held the sky suspended;

    They stood, and earth's foundations stay;

    What God abandoned, these defended,

    And saved the sum of things for pay.


    A.E. Housman
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:16 No.8402946
    Operating Operators Operate Operationally,
    While Operating the Operators Operate,
    Operation Operating with Operational Operators.
    >> Private First Class Fancypants III. !!VZSHmDAp2z2 03/01/11(Tue)21:17 No.8402963
    Maybe not poetry, but I like it

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition:
    And gentlemen in England now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
    >> Anonynoose 03/01/11(Tue)21:20 No.8402982
    "We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army.

    On the seventh day when god rested we overran his perimeter and we've been running the whole show ever since."
    >> Private First Class Fancypants III. !!VZSHmDAp2z2 03/01/11(Tue)21:21 No.8402995
    >>8402982

    It's "the Globe from the Army"
    >> Anonynoose 03/01/11(Tue)21:21 No.8402998
    Oh, they've got no time for glory in the Infantry.
    Oh, they've got no use for praises loudly sung.
    But in every soldier's heart in all the Infantry
    Shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young.

    (Shines the name, Rodger Young!
    Fought and died for the men he marched among.
    To the everlasting glory of the Infantry.
    Lives the story of Private Rodger Young.)

    Caught in ambush lay a company of riflemen
    Just grenades against machine guns in the gloom.
    Caught in ambush till this one of twenty riflemen
    Volunteered, volunteered to meet his doom.

    Volunteered, Rodger Young!
    Fought and died for the men he marched among.
    In the everlasting annals of the Infantry
    Glows the last deed of Private Rodger Young.

    (It was he who drew the fire of the enemy
    That a company of men might live to fight.
    And before the deadly fire of the enemy
    Stood the man, stood the man we hail tonight.)

    On the island of New Georgia in the Solomons
    Stands a simple wooden cross alone to tell.
    That beneath the silent coral of the Solomons
    Sleeps a man, sleeps a man remembered well.

    Sleeps a man, Rodger Young!
    Fought and died for the men he marched among.
    In the everlasting spirit of the Infantry
    Breathes the spirit of Private Rodger Young.

    No, they've got no time for glory in the Infantry.
    No, they've got no use for praises loudly sung.
    But in every soldier's heart in all the Infantry
    Shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young.

    Shines the name, Rodger Young!
    Fought and died for the men he marched among.
    To the everlasting glory of the Infantry
    Lives the story of Private Rodger Young.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:25 No.8403033
    >>8402998
    that was pretty fucking awesome.
    >> Chip !Rm6SPGq5Io 03/01/11(Tue)21:28 No.8403052
    >>8402982
    Wait, why is the Army the sole proprietor of rope? You mean you stole the globe from the Army (not like you actually did, but that's what you mean).
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:30 No.8403068
    [Chorus]
    Gloooorious! Victoooorious!
    One keg of beer for the four of us!
    Glory be to God that there are no more of us
    Cuz one of us could drink it all alone!
    Damn near!
    Pass the Beer!
    To the Rear!
    Of the Squaaadron
    [/Chorus]

    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
    Cuz they're all on foreign shores
    Makin' mothers outta whores
    There are no fighter pilots in the Corps

    [Chorus]

    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
    Cuz they're all on ships and boats
    Havin' sex with sheeps and goats
    There are no fighter pilots in the Navy

    [Chorus]

    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
    Cuz they're all a bunch of queer
    Sanitation engineers
    There are no fighter pilots in the Army

    [Chorus]

    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
    Cuz they're all a bunch of fags
    Smokin' marijuana bags
    There are no fighter pilots in the Guard

    [Chorus]

    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
    Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
    Due to recent budget cuts
    We're all drivin' "trucks"
    There are no fighter pilots in the Air Force

    [Chorus]
    >> Drewsifer !M16MFUyEQY 03/01/11(Tue)21:34 No.8403092
    Halfway down the trail to Hell,
    In a shady meadow green
    Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
    Near a good old-time canteen.
    And this eternal resting place
    Is known as Fiddlers' Green.
    Marching past, straight through to Hell
    The Infantry are seen.
    Accompanied by the Engineers,
    Artillery and Marines,
    For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
    Dismount at Fiddlers' Green.
    Though some go curving down the trail
    To seek a warmer scene.
    No trooper ever gets to Hell
    Ere he's emptied his canteen.
    And so rides back to drink again
    With friends at Fiddlers' Green.
    And so when man and horse go down
    Beneath a saber keen,
    Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
    You stop a bullet clean,
    And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
    Just empty your canteen,
    And put your pistol to your head
    And go to Fiddlers' Green.

    In before kids complain the Cavalry took it from Irish fishing men.
    >> Drewsifer !M16MFUyEQY 03/01/11(Tue)21:42 No.8403149
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    The soldier stood and faced God,Which must always come to pass,He hoped his shoes were shining,Just as brightly as his brass.
    "Step forward now, you soldier,How shall I deal with you?Have you always turned the other cheek?To My Church have you been true?"

    The soldier squared his shoulders andsaid, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't,Because those of us who carry guns,Can't always be a saint.
    I've had to work most Sundays,And at times my talk was tough,And sometimes I've been violent,Because the world is awfully rough.

    But, I never took a pennyThat wasn't mine to keep...Though I worked a lot of overtimeWhen the bills got just too steep,
    And I never passed a cry for help,Though at times I shook with fear,And sometimes, God forgive me,I've wept unmanly tears.

    I know I don't deserve a placeAmong the people here,They never wanted me around,Except to calm their fears.
    If you've a place for me here, Lord,It needn't be so grand,I never expected or had too much,But if you don't, I'll understand."

    There was a silence all around the throne,Where the saints had often trod,As the soldier waited quietly,For the judgment of his God.
    "Step forward now, you soldier,You've borne your burdens well,Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,You've done your time in Hell."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:43 No.8403157
    Half a league, half a league,
    Half a league onward,
    All in the valley of Death
    Rode the six hundred.
    "Forward, the Light Brigade!
    "Charge for the guns!" he said:
    Into the valley of Death
    Rode the six hundred.

    2.

    "Forward, the Light Brigade!"
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho' the soldier knew
    Someone had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
    Rode the six hundred.

    3.

    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
    Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
    Rode the six hundred.

    4.

    Flash'd all their sabres bare,
    Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
    Sabring the gunners there,
    Charging an army, while
    All the world wonder'd:
    Plunged in the battery-smoke
    Right thro' the line they broke;
    Cossack and Russian
    Reel'd from the sabre stroke
    Shatter'd and sunder'd.
    Then they rode back, but not
    Not the six hundred.

    5.

    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon behind them
    Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    While horse and hero fell,
    They that had fought so well
    Came thro' the jaws of Death
    Back from the mouth of Hell,
    All that was left of them,
    Left of six hundred.

    6.

    When can their glory fade?
    O the wild charge they made!
    All the world wondered.
    Honor the charge they made,
    Honor the Light Brigade,
    Noble six hundred.
    >> Private First Class Fancypants III. !!VZSHmDAp2z2 03/01/11(Tue)21:44 No.8403162
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)21:46 No.8403175
    >>8403149
    FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- you beat me to the punch.

    here's my other favorite peom

    I HAVE a rendezvous with Death
    At some disputed barricade,
    When Spring comes back with rustling shade
    And apple-blossoms fill the air—
    I have a rendezvous with Death 5
    When Spring brings back blue days and fair.

    It may be he shall take my hand
    And lead me into his dark land
    And close my eyes and quench my breath—
    It may be I shall pass him still. 10
    I have a rendezvous with Death
    On some scarred slope of battered hill,
    When Spring comes round again this year
    And the first meadow-flowers appear.

    God knows 'twere better to be deep 15
    Pillowed in silk and scented down,
    Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
    Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
    Where hushed awakenings are dear...
    But I've a rendezvous with Death 20
    At midnight in some flaming town,
    When Spring trips north again this year,
    And I to my pledged word am true,
    I shall not fail that rendezvous.
    >> Drewsifer !M16MFUyEQY 03/01/11(Tue)21:53 No.8403227
    It's the Soldier, not the reporter who has given us
    Freedom of the Press.

    It's the Soldier, not the poet, who has given us
    Freedom of Speech.

    It's the Soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the Freedom to Demonstrate.

    It's the Soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the Right to a Fair Trial.

    It's the Soldier who salutes the flag, serves under the flag and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
    who gives the protestor the right to burn the flag.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:00 No.8403267
    bump
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:00 No.8403271
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    >When he gets to heaven
    >to St. Peter he will tell,

    >"Another soldier reporting for duty, sir!
    >I've served my time in Hell."

    Goddamn was that the best game intro I've ever known of. A minute or so later you're on the beach getting shot at by Germans.
    So fucking awesome...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:13 No.8403374
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    Arithmetic on the Frontier

    A GREAT and glorious thing it is
    To learn, for seven years or so,
    The Lord knows what of that and this,
    Ere reckoned fit to face the foe -
    The flying bullet down the Pass,
    That whistles clear: " All flesh is grass."

    Three hundred pounds per annum spent
    On making brain and body meeter
    For all the murderous intent
    Comprised in "villainous saltpetre".
    And after?- Ask the Yusufzaies
    What comes of all our 'ologies.

    A scrimmage in a Border Station-
    A canter down some dark defile
    Two thousand pounds of education
    Drops to a ten-rupee jezail.
    The Crammer's boast, the Squadron's pride,
    Shot like a rabbit in a ride!

    No proposition Euclid wrote
    No formulae the text-books know,
    Will turn the bullet from your coat,
    Or ward the tulwar's downward blow.
    Strike hard who cares - shoot straight who can
    The odds are on the cheaper man.

    One sword-knot stolen from the camp
    Will pay for all the school expenses
    Of any Kurrum Valley scamp
    Who knows no word of moods and tenses,
    But, being blessed with perfect sight,
    Picks off our messmates left and right.

    With home-bred hordes the hillsides teem.
    The troopships bring us one by one,
    At vast expense of time and steam,
    To slay Afridis where they run.
    The "captives of our bow and spear"
    Are cheap, alas! as we are dear.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:32 No.8403503
    "A soldier's prayer" from the US Civil War

    "I asked God for strength, that I might achieve,
    ..."I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey.
    "I asked for health, that I might do greater things,
    "I was given infirmity, that I might do better things.
    "I asked for riches, that I might be happy,
    "I was given poverty, that I might be wise.
    "I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men,
    "I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God.
    "I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life,
    "I was given life, that I might enjoy all things.
    "I got nothing I asked for --
    "but everything I had hoped for.
    "Almost, inspite of myself, my unspoken prayers were answered.
    "I am, among all men, most richly blessed."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:35 No.8403526
    >>8403227
    HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW. Is this what you really believe?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:41 No.8403573
    I'm mad and you should be too. Fucking Dems...

    >>>/b/313000928
    >> MILITARY RULES 03/01/11(Tue)22:42 No.8403579
    >>8403526
    yea
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)22:46 No.8403616
    >>8403149
    This is amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)23:47 No.8404092
    bump
    >> Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)23:50 No.8404117
    Quickly! Request this thread to be archived!
    >> The Doctor 03/02/11(Wed)06:12 No.8405597
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    >> The Doctor 03/02/11(Wed)06:48 No.8405667
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8a32wH6Wc&NR=1

    Holger Danskes Mærke, B.S. Ingemann 1837

    Lyrics:
    I alle de riger og lande,
    hvorhen jeg i verden fo'r,
    jeg fægted med åben pande
    for, hvad jeg for alvor tror.

    En ørn var mit hjelmemærke,
    på brynjen stod korsets tegn,
    på skjold bar jeg løverne stærke
    i hjerternes milde hegn.

    Når mænd jeg kasted min handske,
    opslog jeg min ridderhjelm,
    de så, jeg var Holger Danske
    og ingen formummet skælm.

    Vil dansken i verden fægte,
    men dølger åsyn og navn,
    jeg ved, hans ånd er ej ægte,
    jeg tager ham ej i favn.


    Translation:
    In all the kingdoms and countries,
    whereto I came in the world.
    I fought with open brow
    for, what I truly believe.

    An eagle was my helmets' crest,
    my armour bore the sign of the cross,
    upon shield I bore lions strong
    in the mild embrace of hearts

    When men I threw my glove,
    upraised my knightly helmet,
    they saw, I was Holger the Dane
    And no deceitful scoundrel.

    Would the Dane fight in the world,
    though shroud his visage and name,
    I know his spirit is not true;
    embrace him I will not.
    >> The Doctor 03/02/11(Wed)06:49 No.8405669
    Probably wasted on you plebs.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)06:53 No.8405678
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    I wrote some haikus about WWI one time...I don't remember what I did with them, though...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)06:57 No.8405691
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    Ι will never consider life more important than freedom
    Nor will I ever abandon our Leaders, dead or alive
    But I will also bury all our allies who fell in battle
    And after we conquer the barbarians I will not destroy the cities which fought for Hellas
    Those however who sided with the barbarians I will make them pay tax to Pythius Apollo
    Of the temples that were destroyed, I will not rebuild even one but I will let them remain for the new generations as memories of the sacrilege of the barbarians

    Hellenic oath at the battle of Plataea 479 BC
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)07:13 No.8405710
    Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

    Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!---An ecstasy of fumbling, Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time; But someone still was yelling out and stumbling, And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime... Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light, As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

    In all my dreams, before my helpless sight, He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

    If in some smothering dreams you too could pace Behind the wagon that we flung him in, And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin; If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--- My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)07:33 No.8405746
    There is no good or bad in war.
    There is no just or unjust in war.
    There is no law and no lawlessness in war.

    In war, there is only war.
    It is something that transcends our social norms and standards.
    War is our ultimate form, where all our achievements in all fields of science come into beeing and unleash their most powerful forces.

    War is a display of humanities progress.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)07:34 No.8405747
    War is humanity at it's best.
    We bring our best of everything we have to take down, dominate, kill and oppress our opponents.
    We breed our creativity into our weapons, our machines, our tactics and our people.
    We have fought for everything, from land to love to FUCKING SOCCER MATCHES!
    We love war.
    Man will grow tired of sports, art, music, dance, and sex before he gets bored of war.
    Fear us o' great and distant stars, o' nameless alien life!
    Fear us above all else,
    FOR WE ARE THE MASTERS OF WAR!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)07:39 No.8405760
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    You'll take my life but I'll take yours too, you'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
    So when you're waiting for the next attack, you'd better stand there's no turning back
    The bugle sounds and the charge begins, but on this battlefield no one wins
    The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath, as I plunge on into certain death
    The horse he sweats with fear we break to run, the mighty roar of the Russian guns
    And as we race toward the human wall, the screams of pain as my comrades fall
    We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground, and the Russians fire another round
    We get so near yet so far away, we won't live to fight another day

    We get so close near enough to fight, when a Russian gets me in his sights
    He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow, a burst of rounds take my horse below
    And as I lay there gazing at the sky, my body's numb and my throat is dry
    And as I lay forgotten and alone, without a tear I draw my parting groan
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)07:40 No.8405762
    >>8403374

    Witness the sad consequences of an army and a people who cannot shoot worth a hill of fucking beans.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)08:02 No.8405816
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9sVcRxopJU

    Wir sind des Geyer’s schwarzer Haufen - Heyja Heyjo
    Und woll’n mit Pfaff’ und Adel raufen - Heyja Heyjo

    Ref.: Spieß voran
    Drauf und dran
    Setzt auf’s Klosterdach den roten Hahn.

    Als Adam grub und Eva spann - Kyrieleis!
    Wo war denn da der Edelmann? Kyrieleis!

    Uns führt der Florian Geyer an - Heyja Heyjo!
    Den Bundschuh führt er in der Fahn' - Heyja Heyjo!

    Jetzt geht's auf Schloß, Abtei und Stift - Heyja Heyjo!
    Bei uns gibt's nur die Heil'ge Schrift - Heyja Heyjo!

    Bei Weinsberg setzt' es Brand und Stank - Heyja Heyjo!
    Gar mancher über die Klinge sprang - Heyja Heyjo!

    Des Edelmannes Töchterlein - Kyrieleis!
    Wir schicktens in die Höll' hinein - Kyrieleis!

    Geschlagen ziehen wir nach Haus - Heyja Heyjo!
    Unsre Enkel fechten's besser aus - Heyja Heyjo!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)08:09 No.8405827
    Lay me down in the cold cold ground
    Where before many more have gone

    When they come I will stand my ground
    Stand my ground I'll not be afraid

    Thoughts of home take away my fear
    Sweat and blood hide my veil of tears

    Once a year say a prayer for me
    Close your eyes and remember me

    Never more shall I see the sun
    For I fell to a Germans gun

    Lay me down in the cold cold ground
    Where before many more have gone
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)08:09 No.8405828
    >>8405710
    Love that poem. Going to give some more Wilfred Owen here too:

    Anthem for Doomed Youth - Wilfred Owen
    What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
    Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
    Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
    Can patter out their hasty orisons.
    No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
    Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, –
    The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
    And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
    What candles may be held to speed them all?
    Not in the hands of boys but in their eyes
    Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
    The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
    Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
    And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)08:14 No.8405841
    Sturmangriff: August Stramm


    Aus allen Winkeln gellen Fürchte Wollen

    Kreisch

    Peitscht

    Das Leben

    Vor

    Sich

    Her

    Den keuchen Tod

    Die Himmel fetzen.
    Blinde schlächtert wildum das Entsetzen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)08:40 No.8405878
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    Õsz van és peregnek
    a sárgult levelek,
    Meghalt a földön az
    emberi szeretet.
    Bánatos könnyekkel
    zokog az õszi szél,
    Szívem már új tavaszt nem
    vár és nem remél.

    Hiába sírok és
    hiába szenvedek,
    Szívtelen rosszak és
    kapzsik az emberek...
    Meghalt a szeretet!
    Vége a világnak,
    vége a reménynek

    Városok pusztulnak,
    srapnelek zenélnek.
    Emberek vérétõl
    piros a tarka rét.
    Halottak fekszenek az
    úton szerteszét.

    Még egyszer elmondom
    csendben az imámat:
    "Uram, az emberek
    gyarlók és hibáznak..."
    Vége a világnak!
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    He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright.
    He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
    He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
    You ain't gonna jump no more.

    Chorus:
    Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
    Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
    Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
    He ain't gonna jump no more.

    "Is everybody happy?" cried the sergeant looking up.
    Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and then they stood him up.
    He jumped into the icy blast, his static line unhooked.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock.
    He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop.
    The silk from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome.
    Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
    The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    The days he lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind.
    He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind.
    He thought about the medicos and wondered what they'd find.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild.
    The medics jumped and screamed with glee, rolled up their sleeves and smiled.
    For it had been a week or more since last a 'chute had failed.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    He hit the ground, the sound was "Splat," his blood went spurting high.
    His comrades they were heard to say, "A helluva way to die."
    He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.

    There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the 'chute.
    Intestines were a-dangling from his paratrooper suit.
    He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots.
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)09:34 No.8405994
    Up to mighty London came
    An Irish lad one day,
    All the streets were paved with gold,
    So everyone was gay!
    Singing songs of Piccadilly,
    Strand, and Leicester Square,
    'Til Paddy got excited and
    He shouted to them there:

    It's a long way to Tipperary,
    It's a long way to go.
    It's a long way to Tipperary
    To the sweetest girl I know!
    Goodbye Piccadilly,
    Farewell Leicester Square!
    It's a long long way to Tipperary,
    But my heart's right there.

    Paddy wrote a letter
    To his Irish Molly O',
    Saying, "Should you not receive it,
    Write and let me know!
    If I make mistakes in "spelling",
    Molly dear", said he,
    "Remember it's the pen, that's bad,
    Don't lay the blame on me".

    It's a long way to Tipperary,
    It's a long way to go.
    It's a long way to Tipperary
    To the sweetest girl I know!
    Goodbye Piccadilly,
    Farewell Leicester Square,
    It's a long long way to Tipperary,
    But my heart's right there.

    Molly wrote a neat reply
    To Irish Paddy O',
    Saying, "Mike Maloney wants
    To marry me, and so
    Leave the Strand and Piccadilly,
    Or you'll be to blame,
    For love has fairly drove me silly,
    Hoping you're the same!"

    It's a long way to Tipperary,
    It's a long way to go.
    It's a long way to Tipperary
    To the sweetest girl I know!
    Goodbye Piccadilly,
    Farewell Leicester Square,
    It's a long long way to Tipperary,
    But my heart's right there.

    That's the wrong way to tickle Mary,
    That's the wrong way to kiss!
    Don't you know that over here, lad,
    They like it best like this!
    Hooray pour le Francais!
    Farewell, Angleterre!
    We didn't know the way to tickle Mary,
    But we learned how, over there!



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