Starvation.

Tie someone to the ground and allow vermin to eat the alive. Yes, it has been done, and yes, it is really horrible.

google unit 731 or watch Men Behind the Sun.

Suspend someone from the ceiling, so that their arms are spread, and attach weights to their feet. The victim should look like the letter "Y" at this point.

Over a few days, extreme stress will cause the muscles in their chest to fail, and they will suffocate.

>>5433240

Not as bad as one would think. The body shuts down very soon and your stomach tightens a lot. Your body starts conserving energy for only your vital organs, so your ability to feel pain is very limited. When people starve to death, the bulk of that experience is constantly falling asleep and being lethargic, not necessarily grueling pain.

Ya know that feeling when you're really hungry after going like 12 hours without food? Most people think starving to death is feeling that way for weeks until you die, but it's simply not true, you'll really just be sleepy and delirious for the entire experience.

A similar thing is going to occur with physical torture...if you put someone in too much constant pain or overload them with a burst of pain, they'll automatically fill with so much adrenaline that they won't feel much of anything. The body's natural mechanism for "survival mode" while experiencing intense pain is shown to be about 10 times more effective than morphine, as evidenced by people losing limbs in an instant and not even noticing it until they see it with their own eyes...or being shot during a battle and simply thinking an insect bit them because they were so full of adrenaline.

The truly agonizing way to kill someone is to riddle them with small wounds inconsistently so that they conciously feel all of the pain, then just keep doing it for as long as it takes a nasty infection to set in...then keep doing it WHILE they're dying of the infections.

Read "Ice Man"

that was a fucking education

His favorite was to feed his marks to rats alive.

also with one rapist he was sent to kill, he broke his knees and elbows, cut off his nut, dick and other chunks of flesh. rubbed them in salt eviscerated him and put him in a life jacket and threw him to the sharks while he screamed and floundered around wrapped in his own intestines

leave someone to rod in a vat of Coca-Cola™

Horrible ways to be killed or horrible ways to kill?

Kill someone by setting your own hair on fire. Horrible.

Also, face to fist technique.

>>5433266
rot*

probably a colon/recal blockage, end up vomiting shit

Being raped so hard by other men that your colon is ruptured and you bleed out, even worse if it's by a nagger. Not so bad if by a cute white guy.

>>5433272
*rectal

I'd say being buried alive or any other form of immobility in an enclosed space.

If you want to be a real dick about it, feed a tube inside the casket or chamber that they can suck on for water so that they won't die of dehydration, then it'll take them weeks to starve to death like that.

>>5433272

Doesn't work that way. The colon would just rupture and they'd die of sepsis.

>>5433279
some kids in Britain have reportedly vomited their own shit after living on a diet of deep fried shit

Kill != Torture

>>5433276
being buried alive lasts less than an hour, oxygen dude

but what you said would suck, but to make it worse actually give water and liquid food and what for them to go mad from lack of stimuli

>>5433279

That would be pretty brutal too

Does being uncircumcised count??

>>5433284

And some people in Mexico have reported finding Jesus in their taco shell.

Besides, eating nothing but deep fried food wouldn't completely block your system, it would just cause severe constipation until you back up with so much feces that it gets forced out of your rectum.

Intestinal walls will fail long before the pyloric sphincter allows feces back into the stomach.

Imagine the stomach cramps from that :(

>>5433288

god imagining that scares the shit outta me. bonus points if spiders somehow find their way down into the enclosed space

Shave victims head, tie up to chair.
Put some container with cold water over their head.Make a hole, so drops start coming out.
Nazis used this in WW2 concentration camps, after few hours each drop felt like hit with bat to the head.

>>5433286

Its possible to survive torture.

Not possible to survive death.

>>5433297
dude the spiders would be a blessing

in a complete lack of stimuli the mind will make its own stimuli, usually bad like snakes and shit

people in this situation have chewed there own tongue off just to feel something

>>5433306
work that out all by yourself?

>>5433299

that wouldnt kill anyone you retard

>>5433279 Doesn't work that way. The colon would just rupture and they'd die of sepsis.

Sorry dude, but go to Wikipedia and look up "fecal vomiting".

...Or don't. You'll probably be happier if you continue believing it doesn't exist.

chestbuster?

Repeatedly drown a person and CPR the water out of his lungs

If you're going simply by pain, my guess would be hydrofluoric acid burns. It's a weak acid, but the fluoride ions react with calcium in your nerve endings, which supposedly make it so you don't initially feel the burn, but then HOLY GOD IT'S THE WORST PAIN THAT IS POSSIBLE TO FEEL.

But then you have a heart attack as it gets into your blood and eats up the calcium that your heart uses to keep itself beating.

>>5433469

You're a fucking moron. It doesn't even have it's own page, it has a small section in the vomiting page and this is what it says:

>Fecal vomiting is a kind of vomiting, or emesis, in which half-digested matter is expelled from the intestines into the stomach, by spasmodic contractions of the gastric muscles, and then subsequently forcefully expelled from the stomach up into the esophagus and out through the mouth and sometimes nasal passages. Though it is not actual fecal matter that is expelled, it smells similar.

>NOT ACTUAL FECAL MATTER

Sounds like you're the one who is off in the fuckin clouds, bro. You didn't even bother to look this shit up yourself before trying to act smart. The reason I didn't know about this is because it doesn't fucking exist and it's just a colloquial term applied to something that is not understood by stupid people.

Check and mate.

>>5433226
Hmm...

I would say shooting someone in both legs, then both arms then one in the stomach.

>>5433454
Want to test out ? Seriously it killed people.

>>5433226

Not something that has been used:

Lacerate a chained up person over their entire body with just the right size of blade to cause maximum pain but minimal bleeding. Tend to him with coagulants every now and then to keep him alive. Keep him fed and hydrated to prolong this.
After he has been completely covered in cuts, proceed to bring in a box of bot fly eggs. Place these eggs into the wounds of the would-be victim, and then smear him in some painful irritant. Keep him alive until the bot fly maggots hatch and start eating his whole body inside out.
After several days of this (assuming he or she has endured this long), place the victim in an Iron Maiden coffin hooked up to a hydraulic clamp. It should move slowly, and the head area of the coffin should have no spikes to prolong the victim's suffering for the last moments, if the human body is even that durable.

C'mon, this kind of thing is small time.

Tie the chap down to a table, put an IV, blood and drugs to stop him going into shock and keep him alive. Then dissect him, starting at the foot and working your way up; when you dissect an organ, replace it with live support (Dialysis Machine, for example.

Eventually, you'll be cutting into his brain.

>>5433226

Nail someone to a cross and stab them in the side with a spear.

>>5433511

...Firstly, you need to lay off the caffeine, you crazy fucker. Secondly, fecal vomiting involves vomiting up stuff that's 90% of its way to becoming shit. It looks like shit when it comes out, and it sure as shit smells like shit. If you'd seen it, you wouldn't doubt the appropriateness of the name.

>>5433454

I'd wager that if the droplets were bigger than that and they came down from up high at a significant speed, they might chip away at your flesh like how a water cutter can. Doubtful though.

reading this thread has made me appreciate sitting in my nice warm home on my computer more....safe.

has also made me lost hope for humanity even more.

:|

>>5433542
Rain falls from a much higher distance.
: /

I don't think you can make a bigger drop without creating a stream.

/k/ - Sadistic Faggots.

tire around the neck, fill it with petrol, light it on fire while hands and feet are bound.

>>5433552
He's not joking. My granfather got caught by nazis when at war, and they did that to him (italian soldier)

He said it felt like a brick on his forehead every time a drop hit him, the pain was unbereable. It did not kill him, but it felt bad man.
He's dead now but because he smoked like a chimney

>>5433602
>Italian soldier, caught by the Germans

What?
Part of the resistance or what?

Thanks God i'm not gonna leave my moms basement in my entire life.

>>5433590
African necktie?

>>5433630
Isn't that where they cut the throat and pull out the tongue?
... not really slow since you're slitting the throat.

>>5433632
no, it's the set a tire on fire around your neck one

>>5433633
ofc they usually push it down to lock your arms in

>>5433619
The Italians switched sides at the end of the war.

>>5433635
Yeah, so part of the resistance then.
It was still against the leader, even though he's dead.

>>5433299

They did the water torture thing on MythBusters.

>>5433619
He might have been a jew?

>>5433284
> vomited their own shit after living on a diet of deep fried shit

Shit in, shit out, what did you expect?

kill with a plastic spork

>>5433284

It's no mystery.

If you suddenly go from a diet of deep fried foods and suddenly eat 'healthy' you'll vomit or paint your toilet brown, vice-versa.

Marriage. Slow, long, painful.

like some sort of... horribly sloe murder... with an extremely inefficient weapon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

You people seriously are fucked up, why the fuck would you want to know anything like this anyways?

>>5433226
Keeping someone alive.

None of you /k/unts ever heard of the Karankawa Mitote?

They'd stake someone out on a beach next to a bonfire, then cut small bits of skin off with oyster shells and cook it and eat it while standing over the victim. This was a big gathering that went on for a long time, and supposedly they were able to practically skeletonize the side of the person that was exposed before they died. Apparently they only did this to people who really pissed them off, or warriors they had captured who deserved a good death.

>>5433703

get someone addicted to 4chan and vidya games
lock said person in a room
the room has nothing but a chair and a TV screen playing twilight 24/7
just return to the room to deliver food
???
profit

>>5433720

I'd just fap to the chicks over and over and over again.

120 days of sodom

anything from the february passions

>cut eyelids off
>dip in honey
>tied down and immoblilized
>left on top of anthill in south america
>stare at sun while eaten alive by ants
Slaughterhouse 5

>>5433744

fucking savages

>>5433744
lol
I remember reading this in highschool for AP Lang

>>5433744
>Being cooked alive in your cellar

>>5433275
>>5433270
kimmo?

SCAPHISM
also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out".
The naked person was firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowing boats (or a hollowed-out tree trunk), with the head, hands, and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body in order to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He or she would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him or her with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.
Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating, and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying

>>5433802
wow, that hannah montana is tough

>>5433226

Bitches don't know about my Spoon Killer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>5433802
gets me vote

>>5433685
Only if you are stupid enough to marry the wrong kind of woman. If you don't marry a gold digging entitlement queen attention whore then it can be rather fun actually.

>>5433511 Check and mate.
Woah, you won an argument on the internet. I want your cock.

>>5433293
no but being cut does

>>5433685
Winrar.

/thread

>>5433226

Other than by the AIDS I got from your mother I'd say the old torture practice known as the saw, you hang someone upside down and saw them in half length ways.... but really fucking slowly so they take a long long time to die

>>5433226
Make them listen to Barbra Streisand songs.

>>5433246
Ah yes Harbin Unit 731 the reason i hate japan.

slowly sawing off limbs with red hot wood saw? heat should stop the bleeding while giving additional pain. also those things that cut patterns in metal with pressurised water? use this but with water mixed with salt.

beaten do to death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1skaCKoWJA

>>5434685


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU requesting a animated .gif of the phone beating and the head in vice until the eyes pop out

>>5434777

PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO THIS YOU COCKSUCKER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_-FhoPJmBg

>>5433226
I think it was that one way where they hung you, you slowly choke to death but before you were dropped off the building they split your belly and your intestines dangled all the way down to the street where they had a pack of hungry dogs waiting.

>When a victim is placed inside the brazen bull, he or she is slowly burned to death. This device gradually became more sophisticated until the Greek invented a complex system of tubes in order to make the victim's screams sound like an infuriated ox.

this book descripes how the japanese would use twine and a palm tree.

You tie the victim's hands around a tree trunk behind their back. Then, while soldiers hold the victim off the ground, you tie their ankles together around the tree trunk, and run a rop from the ankles, through the wrists to the throat.

The result is this:
You are suspended about a foot off the ground hanging on to a tree for dear life. You can switch between using your arms or legs to hold yourself up, but the moment you relax either you choke yourself.
Within about two hours intense cramping begins. If you relax and just kill yourself, the rope strangles you gently enough that it doesn't cause permanent damage. The soldiers upon noticing your unconscious form, untie and revive you, and set it up all over again.
They did this to some men for like 7 days before finally allowing them to die.
Alternatively, they would loosen the choke rope so that all of your weight rested on your shoulders. After you tire out, your shoulders slowly become dislocated and pull your collarbones up into your throat, suffocating you. They would usually do this if they moved camp and didn't want to take prisoners along with them.

This isn't the most painful/humiliating thing detailed in this thread, but I think it's the most psychologically fucked up.
You see, they can change the system easily to counter anything you come up with, and the system will make you believe (out of desperation) that there is some way out, and therefore you keep trying. It's some fucked up shit

>Whats the slowest,
>Most gruesome,
>Most painful,
>Horrible,
>Way,
>To,
>Kill?

Office job.

/thread

strychnine poisoning. The muscles constrict to the point that you will literally start tearing yourself apart.

>>5435304

I wish faggots would stop saying "/thread".

You can't end the thread just because you think you're awesome.

Give a man a .50AE Desert Eagle and 50 mags, force them to fire all 50 mags

>>5435328

Look: Someone is complaining about a meme on 4chan! It's so EDGY and HARDCORE, I bet you shop at HOTTOPIC, like... all the time!

>Whats the slowest, Most gruesome, Most painful, Horrible, Way, To, Kill?

Tape the victim to a chair, and make them a moderator of /k/, so they have to face the incessant whining of angry, testosterone-fuelled children who're not allowed to shout racial slurs any longer.

a fate worse than any torture.

>>5435328
The fuck we can't.

Fuck someone's wife, then make him watch the video you made while he's tied to a chair. Then cheese-grater him from his feet to his head.

>>5433226
Women