...die

i sage

Use Martial Arts?

Do nothing and enjoy the ride.

>>>/adv/37764

something something akbar?

Parachute out.

sit down and pray


>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have my surefire. they have box cutters. theyre fucked.

I kick some hadjii ass.

Come on, they had fucking BOX CUTTERS.

Why does one need weapons to fight?

Disarm the terrorists.

>>4978088
>>4978083
irl you'd be the first crying

>>4978063
This. Sometimes the best weapon is the human body, basic knowledge, and a strong mind.

Go take a shit for the last time.

they have box cutters. I have the better part of a decade's training in european longsword and dagger combat, and am quite capable of taking the first one down unarmed.

after that, I can likely slice my way to the cockpit easily enough.

And, while I've never flown a jet, with the way the Airforce was'nt scrambled for a few hours, I'll have planty of time to turn round and try again if I miss first time.

Ring the bell to get the stewardess to come and laugh like a madman

Then cry my heart out

Ninja all hijackers, crash plane into world trade center 7
>news claims 2nd tower was damaged by anti-gravity flaming debri and was purposefully destroyed by a controlled demolition.

>>4978099
>making IRL assumptions of people you know nothing about

>>4978134
Making >>4978099 assumptions is easy when you're on 4chan.

I've actually thought about this; I don't remember if I saw it in the movie they made about the plane that was semi-retaken or if it was something I'd pondered; but probably the best weapons on-board to counter box cutters are the full soda cans they have in the back of the plane. If you could somehow get a hold of a few, you could pelt the tangos enough to get close. You'd still probably get cut up to some extent though.

I believe it's a standard hijacking and proceed to call my boss telling him I'll be late and to watch for me on the news. Then I die.

>>4978148
Even so, it's hard to be a coward when there's no way out.

>>4978148
>implying 4chan isn't frequented by people from all walks of life

>>4978134
another internet tough guy who thinks he'd KICK DA TERRISTS ASSES and not shit himself and pray

throw my big ass 6'4" 340 pound BEAR MODE ass at a fucker and hope the rest of the passengers backed me up

i'd get cut to shit but they'd take dudes out and maybe i'd live

>>4978164
If by all walks of life you mean the nerd pussy convention, then yes you're right.

>>4978057
lol niggers

At the time the public image of hijackings (shaped by the hijacking spree of the 70s-80s) was that they ended up as hostage negotiations on the ground; swiftly ended by GSG-9 or the SAS.
So I'd probably try to wait it out. If I knew what was going on through - "let's roll."

"Experts" said they rushed in the cockpit , slashed the pilots , flew it into the tower

the question is HOW do you break open a steel door whit very little tools

>>4978177
>I'm a nerd pussy

Did you not think that out, or are you just really secure in that little tidbit about yourself?

>>4978190
more like plywood/wallboard. the doors were only reinforced /after/ the attacks.

>>4978190
Probably by threatening to kill hostages.

>>4978164

jesus christ!

care-bear much?

>>4978177
we have soldiers on here, ask me how I know.
(yes, also a nerd)

I would be on a plane that doesn't exist.

I'd probably just start crying.

>>4978173

Good man.

>>4978156

Dont throw the full soda cans, idiot. A full soda can will take a motherfucker out if you keep it in your hand and use the base as a blunt force weapon. One decent strike to the temple and that guy cant stand.

But Id prefer my surefire. Blind them immediately prior to beating the shit out of their face with the bezel.

>>4978057
one werd:

light-saber

>>4978194
Pretending to be a tough guy sure does sound like you're covering up a huge fact about yourself. Posting coolface doesn't help either.

>>4978190
you tell the passengers that the plane's been hijacked, and they're probably going to crash it into somewhere if everyone does'nt help right now. they're american flights, there's bound to be a grossly obese walrus weighing 486lbs taking up half of YOUR FUCKING SEAT who you can get to be the mass behind a battering ram made out of the in-flight refreshments trolly, to break down the door.

at last, the fat fuckers will have something they're to be thanked for.

I tell the passengers to shut the fuck up, then go get one of the smuggled boxcutters from my brothers in arms.

>>4978173
with all that flab I bet you would be impervious to boxcutters. guard the neck and they couldn't stop you.

>>4978057
Objectively i'd reason out that i'm going to die anyway and even if the guy has a bomb that will blow up the plane at least people inside a random building (i dont know where they are going) wont get killed along with us.


Depending on whether or not my mental constitution allows me to reason that out whilst on the plane mid-hijack, i'd probably suicide attack the suicide attackers.

Not to toot my own horn, but i think i have a 60-40 chance of actually going through with it.
inb4 kindofabigdeal

>>4978225
Four organized, trained guys with knives vs one guy with a dinky club... WHO WILL WIN??

This

If I die, it'll be during the Apocalypse.

>>4978250
what about 4 guys vs 40 passengers. it worked on Flight 93.

>>4978277
Eh, sort of.

Put my tray table up and my seat back in the upright position and enjoy my flight, dead amaricans make me smile.

>>4978263
"obliterate life" ver. is better

>>4978307
But you'll die as well and when in danger, Americans come together.

>>4978327

My life to see 3000 murricans die first person, it would be worth it.

>>4978245

heh, I said BEAR MODE not lardo-fat

I bench 520 and have massive treetrunk legs... i'd fuck UP some raghead

>>4978337
So you enjoy watching innocent civilians die?

>>4978307

Can girls even sharpen knives?

Do they use those 'carbide vagina' kitchen sharpeners?

>>4978354
death makes life shine so bright...
>>4978342
now you're stretching believability...

>>4978354

Remember no murican.

>Commit a false flag attack on your self.
>Kill countless civilians over a war based on lies.
>Try to act all just on 4chan while your goverment runs amuck.

tl;dr

Yes I would.

i yell that the plane has been hijacked n the hijackers have been in the cockpit the whole time.... then wait to die because i doubt we can get through to the cia funded pilots inside!

>>4978374

Your trolling is weak and lacks finesse. Work on it.

>>4978342
>I bench 520
Cool story kid.

Do nothing because it is probably best not to provoke the hijackers. If we just wait it out the plane will land eventually and the police or whatever will handle the situation.

>>4978405

>>4978397

heh... we're not all 18 here, buddy.

>>4978374
>government does something stupid
>average joe deserves to die for it

>>4978420
40yo virgin eh?

>>4978371
Girls are capable of weaponry or anything guys could do, sexist.

>>4978442

>>4978420
Yeah I hear that, I'd peg you at 14-15 max.

1.) Open emergency doors
2.) Depressurize plane
3.) ????
4.) Profit

>>4978442

Girls can't maintain nothing though, except a clean house. And that's only if you get a good one.

>>4978442
Like standing up to pee or putting the lid down?

>>4978442
>>4978442
>>4978442
>>4978442
>>4978442

I just happen to be Chuck Norris.

Two Roundhouse kicks and most of the hijackers die and those who don't become Hardshell Bible Belt Baptists.

I also safely land the plane while getting head from a stewardess.

Some people say it's a miracle. And it would have been just another Tuesday to me...

>>4978442
I bet a majority of /k/ is bitter that their girlfriends could kick their ass and force them to make THEM a sandwich.

>>4978489
It's not feminism, it's just all things being equal.

>>4978522
>because 5.52 and 5.45 are the same.

>>4978522
>implying the average /k/ommado associates with others

>>4978522

>implying /k/ has girlfriends

>>4978522
lol yeh everything bein equal.... because we all know that the world is fair.... were not talkin rights here were talkin genetics right?

>>4978551

Feminists believe rights and sex have nothing to do with their gender.

>>4978563

>>4978551
>lol yeh everything bein equal.... because we all know that the world is fair....

You're a fucking genius.

>>4978563
wrong, wrong, wrong. never read feminist literature? they think everything has to do with their gender.

>the terrorists had box cutters for weapons


Did we deserve it then? really think about it.

BOX CUTTERS.

>>4978551
>because we all know that the world is fair
Enjoy being inferior to other people.

>>4978577

>>4978584

He doesn't have a problem with social injustice, just as long as he's at the top.

/k/ mad that they got their asses beat by a woman they tried to rape than raped in prison themselves.

lol feminists are WORSE than NEGROIDS

>>4978584
lmao negative ARYAN, AMERICAN, MALE!!!!!
pretty sure im superior

>>4978590

Hahaha I remember learning about that.

>>4978590
Where was this from?

>>4978083
Fuck that..

I want the flashlight I've seen on some website that could ignite newspaper at I think 6" away. I want that in a strobe and pointed at jihad fuckwads.

>>4978590
helelujah!

a thread-savior appears!

yell ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>4978600
see
>>4978609

Female /k/ommado here.

I hate feminists, but I could beat any man's ass here with my supply of weaponry.

Women are only good for two things.

Having kids and cooking. My mother fought in Vietnam. No seriously she had to shoot people. It got pretty fucked up.

Once she got out...she grew her hair long, and became a stepford wife. Whenever any of my girlfriends talked about "feminism" or "not being a slave' she'd say in her most hoarse voice "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLUT! I'VE KILLED BETTER MEN THAN YOUR FATHER, CUNT! ONCE MY SON GETS DONE FUCKING YOU, YOU BETTER NOT TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN.!"

She ran out of the house crying. Then my mom sat down beside me, gave me a hug and said "Goddammit....women just don't understand how good they have it."

>>4978612
girls have weapons too

>>4978590
Why do I wish I was the white girl?

And no, I'm not gay.

>>4978630
>coolface.jpg

>>4978637
moar

>>4978632
Cool made up story bro.

>>4978615

An old law that allowed slave owners to count their slaves as a vote...or like 3/5 of a person, which then translated into a certain number of votes... I think it was still around when niggers got to vote, but their vote was only like 3/5 of a normal person...something like that.

TL;DR Niggers are worth less than humans.

>>4978645
Not trolling, I really am female, and I have a wide range of weaponry. I also know how to use it.

Try and fuck with me.

>>4978646
post face and put this to rest.

>>4978646

You're not a girl...I don't see how this is relevant.

>>4978630
lmao takes one bullet from the shittiest of guns as long as its in the right hands.... your husbands gun collection doesnt help when you get capped changin your tampax....

>>4978657

Why would I do that when people know where i work and post my info saying to kill and rape me, silly drunk girl.

>>4978656

Vacuum cleaners and cookie sheets are not really weaponry...though I have no doubt you know how to use them...if you know what's good for you.

>>4978656
internet - serious business

>>4978127
If I was that stewardess I'd be shoving a coffee pot up your ass for that.

>>4978676

Shove up the turrists ass instead. Then you can have hot celebratory sex with me in the bathroom, and I can shove stuff up your ass.

>>4978670
>Vacuum cleaners and cookie sheets are not really weaponry

You're funny, but seriously. I live alone and have my weapons/skills to protect me. Try me, just fucking try me.

>>4978673
that twig would fall on his ass after every shot, christ

>>4978682
How about we all realize that pissing contests prove that you shouldn't have weapons, no matter what the gender.

>>4978682

I'd probably give you a whirl, but don't expect me to buy you breakfast in the morning.

TBH I'll probably be gone by morning anyways.

>>4978682
your so cute when your try n act hard lol

>>4978687
Rhodesian farmers son. They lived /k/s dreams, and nightmares.

are staves still considered weapons?

>>4978698
stave?

>>4978698

>staves

Depends. What the fuck is stave?

>>4978704
staff. stick-beating-thing. long nightstick. pole.

No women on the internet. it are a fact.

>>4978698
I'd assume that with the proper usage you could still kick the crap (or crack) out of someone. Like any of those weapons, though, if you fuck up you're as good as dead.

>>4978694
I'm not scared of a basement dweller.

>>4978646
If you really are a girl (man hands say otherwise) then I pity your dress and decorating sense; if you're a man, well mad props being being a faggot AND a tacky motherfucker.

>>4978704
>>4978703

That is actually the correct plural, though in the US it's also acceptable to say staffs.

>>4978704
Where can I get a staff rail for tactical lazer light combo?

>>4978713
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5RnXAGguQ
Why does /b/ have a female voice then?

>>4978713
who cleans then? lol its these dumb "empowered" cumdumpsters that will be the end of this country

>>4978716
it puts the lotion on its skin

>>4978733
>who cleans then?
Sarah Palin is a housewife, bro.

>>4978649

She wanted to be a nurse and some shit got real.

Seriously she was total tomboy when she was younger and after the army....I can't remember her ever really wearing pants too often after that.

>>4978716
lmao caught me heres my pic for you to diddle to slut....

>>4978057
Rip off the food tray in front of me and bash some towel head heads in.
Or at least knock the box cutters out of their hands and curb stomp them on the bathroom toilet.

>>4978307

What knife model is that? I like the look and color.

>>4978307

I thought you left.

i slap a nigga and throw him out of the plane then turn and repeat

planes were piloted by very experienced pilots not a fuckin derka derka

Goddammit this thread is fucking ridiculous.

Someone deleted their post, realizing it was a stupid idea. *COUGH*15415 crabapple lane*COUGH*

>>4978821
lmao failifornia.... sorry exercising my 2nd amendment in ohio.... give your governor my props on "twins" n "jingle all the way".....

oh yeah TITS OR GTFO lol

>>4978878
proves my point on women bein shitty drivers and tacticool tacticians lol

>>4978878
Maybe they don't live there anymore?

>>>/r9k/7286450

They're dissing us.

>>4978844
/k/ - all men, all the time

>>4978881
The hell? Where did that guy punch that girl? In the stomach or the vag? Does a girl even hurt the same way a guy does if she's kicked in the vag/nuts so to say?

>>4978057
Everything I fucking can to stop them. Better to go out on your feet fighting, than sitting down pissing your pants.

>>4978829

It doesn't exactly take a combat pilot to fly a plane into an immobile 275,000 square foot target.

>>4978987
yeh into the general area of the buildings not the way they "turned" if you will into them watch the video and ask any pilot if its easy to do

>>4978971
looks like a stomach punch to me.

>>4978971
IM GONNA PUNCH YOU STRAIGHT IN THE OVARIES!
-Ron Burgandy

>>4978971
It's fake.

>>4979008
Herp derp.

>>4978881

i lol'd

>>4978881
What would the Pacifists and the Feminists do when the Californian gun owners start a bloody revolution just like the Iranian revolution in 1979?

>>4979060
They'd stay in the fucking kitchen where they belong, of course! ;P

>>4979035
explain how a pilot pludged a plane into the pentagon at like a 45-50 degree angle.... while were on the subject???

>>4979060
Stand behind the army.

>>4979060
im sure they would bawww alot on r9k thats where most of them reside

>Figuring out exactly how 9/11 was done is the work of crime investigators or conspiracy hobbyists who will endlessly go on discussing and debating every minuscule and intricate detail of the event to no avail. It doesn't take a structural engineer to tell you that two 110 story buildings and a 47 story steel skyscraper plummeting to the ground at nearly free-fall speed requires the assistance of explosives. All you need is two eyes that can see and a brain that thinks to come to that sound conclusion. This is why it is of my opinion that more emphasis should be placed on the "who" instead of the "how". It should be obvious to anyone that discovering 'who did 9/11' is infinitely more important than discovering how they did it.

http://theinfounderground.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5367

>Figuring out exactly how 9/11 was done is the work of crime investigators or conspiracy hobbyists who will endlessly go on discussing and debating every minuscule and intricate detail of the event to no avail. It doesn't take a structural engineer to tell you that two 110 story buildings and a 47 story steel skyscraper plummeting to the ground at nearly free-fall speed requires the assistance of explosives. All you need is two eyes that can see and a brain that thinks to come to that sound conclusion. This is why it is of my opinion that more emphasis should be placed on the "who" instead of the "how". It should be obvious to anyone that discovering 'who did 9/11' is infinitely more important than discovering how they did it.

http://theinfounderground.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5367

ALL SECRETS REVEALED IN THAT LINK!

>>4979035
Ok so it's fake but still curious if any girls speak up or if people have asked girls on this if they get kicked in the vag/nuts does it hurt them the same way as guys do? For guys you're pretty much going down for a bit when kicked nin the pills.

>>4979150
Yes, being kicked in the vagina hurts.

>>4979150
It still hurts down there, but getting punched in the boobs is the equivalent of getting punched in the nuts.

>>4979171
>getting punched in the boobs is the equivalent of getting punched in the nuts
Does this mean boobs are chesticles?

>>4978881
>Implying the 2nd amendment is needed when you live in a safe community where you don't need to lock the door.

Cool life bro, enjoy living in fear.

>>4979177

>>4979184
<---enough said!

>>4979184
no answer to
>>4979200 ?????


didnt think so

>>4979373

Hank III.

ITT: People think killing imaginary terrorists will stop a remote piloted aircraft and PROMISE software.

>>4979458
EMP??? lol

>>4979388
HELLBILLY PROUD!

>>4978057
My childhood left me beliveing that active, agresive resistance is ALWAYS the best way to come out on top.
Also, box cutters don't scare me.
So I'd fight some turrurists.

>>4979171
Well being a guy I've been punched in the chest before and I don't think it's really crippling pain like getting punched in the balls.

I would have thought for girls the vag nuts would have hurt the same as kicked in the nuts for guys then punched in the chest in my experience.

The fuck... did they remap the testicle nerves or what not to the breasts for girls? Shit been a long time since I've been in bio class.

>>4979515
Please be a troll.

>>4979515
>Well being a guy I've been punched in the chest before
You don't have chesticles. Post invalid.

Go to cooking area. Obtain boiling water / fire extinguisher / improvised weapon. Use weapon on nearest terrorist, with intent to destroy. Repeat until all terrorists are dead or the plane has crashed.

>>4979610
>boiling hot coffee

OH SH-

>>4979610
>go to cooking area. Stay there because I am a woman.

fix'd

>>4979536

He confused his man boobs for that of female breasts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7hPxNg1SY

>>4979831

i loathe the day i lost my hr version of this....

Help them locate the classroom with president moron in it instead.

SKS. INNA WOODS.

DErkA DeRk

>>4979634
>>4979536
I'm not trolling. I'm really fucking curious.

Well I was trying to see if there was any relation to the pain there given female breasts have a fat layering, nerves, and extended out some. Yah I know guys don't have that unless you've got manboobs (I don't) but just thinking if it did not hurt on a guy getting punched then wasn't sure why or how it would hurt on a girl there.

Now with the overies punch yah ok I can see that being in pain.