>>11637343
Cool story, bro.

>Two weeks ago
>Nigger I knew in highschool just gets out of prison for theft
>I spot him as I'm leaving the store and heading to my car
>Only carrying a few bags
>Transfer them to my left hand
>Undershirt is tucked into my supertuck, overshirt is free
>Untuck undershirt
>He spots me and grins
>Reaches into his car
>Starts to walk toward me
>Holding a wrench
>Call out, "Was prison good to you?"
>He doesn't answer, keeps advancing
>Stop walking, draw under the streetlamp
>His eyes go wide and he turns around, runs and takes off out of the parking lot

I had to have a drink when I got home. I was not going to deal with this schmuck.

almost had to use, but not quite

>at 24hr supermarket loading up on beer
>walking back to car
>3 nigs approach
>'hey mang how u doi u buy dat beer fo us'
>finish putting beer in truck, turn around, move hand near iwb holster, put on american psycho grin
>start walking towards them
>'shit niqqa lets git outta here dis niqqa crazy yo'
>they turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

I don't even know why I did that. I still wtf when I think back on that night

Never had to use mine thankfully but I live in the ghetto so I'm sure it's going to happen

>this thread

So you're the cracker who killed my brothers! I'm gonna get you now that I know who you is.

>>11637414
in your head you thought, finally i get to have some real fun

>be about 11
>15 year old redneck neighbor comes over while my parents are out
>pulls out box cutter and says he's gonna kill me
>cassually bring my little daisy generic youth pump bb/pellet gun, stock sawn off
>unload five lead pellets into his chest and throat
>grab wooden sword and beat his white trash ass out of my house
>never get shit from him again

>Be OCing AK47
>walkin down the street
>suddenly soccer moms
>all surround me and advance towards me
>soccer moms chanting "guns are bad"
>move to shoulder AK with babykilla mags, the shoulder thing that goes up, a pistol grip for high accuracy hip spray, a handguard to keep my hand from burning from barrel heat, and a red dot for enhanced hip spray, loaded with heat seeking 50bmg tracers
>soccer moms scurry off into their vans
>the end

>>11637596

I think this guy is calling you all liars, yo.

>2006
>go to movies to see x-men: last stand with my 2 buddies
>on our way back to the dorms
>one of my buddies goes to tie his shoe and lags behind us for a bit
>suddenly 2 wild niggers appear and kick him right in his face like gif related
>i saw this because i turned around to see why he was taking so long
>we run up to them stomping him on the ground
>friend tackles the bigger one to the ground, sits on his chest and punches him
> smaller one turns around to face me
>kick his knee backwards
>he yells in pain
>i sit on his back until the cops come
>when i sat on his back i felt he had a gun in his pants
>take it out and it's a glock 26
>turns out that our friend owed them money for some weed he didn't pay for

> going to parents for mothers day
> driving through obamaville with pistol in side pocket of door
> no one tries to start crap
I'm never going to shoot anyone... :(

>buy weed on collateral (fuck the haters it'll be legal in the next decade). It was a quarter.
>guy smokes meth, didn't know at the time.
>yo bruh that weed was 40
>say he'll naw pay him 25
>one day he just showed up
>asking for the other 25
>decide life isn't worth 25 dollars
I can't really green txt this. Anyway insaw something was off with him I go to room to get money and grabbed a double barrel .410 (only gun I had loaded). I come back to the door he is holding a tire patching too. I kept the gun behind the door and gave him the money. I didn't want to kill a guy over 25 but if he had advanced I would have shot him with 00buck .410. Oh well won't ever let it happen again.

>>11637891

>needed to be fronted a maximum of $100

>Girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is a wee bit possessive
>For some reason doesn't like that girlfriend went from dating him to living with me in 2 weeks (I am a stereotype and she had nowhere to go)
>Get home at 1am after a long fucking time at work. Park.
>Find myself facing this fine gentlemen in a wifebeater smelling like a bar.
>Tell him to stop in a firm voice. Don't want to turn my back. He keeps coming.
>Dig S&W 642 out of my bag and tell him to STOP AND PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD
>The problem with CC a small gun. He doesn't at first realize it's a gun, stomps closer. I yell STOP again and then mention that yes, I do have a gun.
>The stupid fuck at last gets OH SHIT face. Stumbles backward, puts his hands up. Then turns and runs away.
> Deiced that this debacal is not worth reporting to police. Don't see him again anyway.

>>11638020
Less laissez faire about wearing a proper holster and keeping a weapon easy to access after that.

>>11637391
cool story bro
he just abandoned his car and ran away?

This isn't me but it is 100% badass.

>believing the most far fetched stories on the internet

>Be nogunz
>Buy gunz
>Go to range
>Paper 150 yards away giving me the stink-eye
>180 rounds, center mass

I had to use my gun, damnit. There was no negotiating with that paper. I just kept firing.

>went to range
>shot at some targets
>they almost shot back

thats about it

>>11638160
such is life in south orange county

>>11638147
>Attack a object that is unable to move an excessive number of times

You are a crazy fucking person you know that. You fucking psychopath attacking something that is tied up 180 times! You basicaly tied up a 8 year old girl and shot her for pleasure while she hug from the ceiling!

>>11638172
>defend yourself from a attacker by using your gun
>AH THEY WERN'T USING LETHAL FORCE! YOU SHOULDN'T OF SHOT YOUR GUN YOU GUN NUT!
>Liberal logic

>>11638172

Hey now, when I tie up an 8 year old up it isn't to the ceiling, I can't fuck something that high abo-

Wait, what are we talking about?

>>11638147
>>11638172
>>11638216
>>11638225

/k/ - Where people talking about putting holes in papers turns into talking about liberals, kidnapping 8 year olds, murder and rape on said 8 year olds.

>Come home from long day at range
>3 AM so I decide to clean my nugget tomorrow.
>Sleep for a hour, then dog starts barking.
>Wake up to dog barking, and a Redguard's voice yelling at my dog.
>iamtootiredforthisshit.jpg
>Hear the chain link fence around dog's hut being rattled
>Get out of bed, grab nugget, load five rounds.
>Flip on the floodlights, and step outside ass naked.
>Yell at Redguard to get off my property
>Redguard starts running towards me
>Not wanting to deal with cop bull shit I shoot the Redguard in the shouler, and he runs off.
>Check on dog, head back inside, and sleep for 12 hours.
Fucking Redguards.

>>11638104
>GREATEST
>STORY
>EVEEERRR

i dont even care if its true. i believe it more than jesus.

>>11638351
After that story, the original poster said she left the PS3 at the shop and apparently never came back for it, and I guess foisted a handful of money on him, and drove off in some luxury car or some shit.

I've never used my gun for good.

Or evil.

Only annoyance.

>redguards whooping it up at 3 in the goddamn morning
>blue wizard needs sleep, badly
>S&W 915 to the front porch
>potshot at the crowd down the street
>PANNNNNG, 9mm JHP hits a street sign next to them
>scatter like los cucarachas
>neighborhood quiet the rest of the night

I now defend truth, justice, and all that noise with my CHL, but the funny thing is, I havrn't carried since I got it.

>>11638517
Yea he said it was in Boca Raton (rich jew populated area). If someone carried $800 cash here in New York they would get beat down and mugged

>>11638574
Tch. I live outside of Youngstown, Ohio. Carry $800 cash on you, and you'll be lucky to survive long enough to hear the police cracking shit about you and running your pockets.

>>11638640
>Ohio
>Police will beat you down and rob you

Wait no...
>Ohio is in America

Well in that case it sounds legit.

>>11638104

saved, liked, favorited, subscribed, shared
ill use it in the next soccer mom thread

Why don't any of you call the police after these incidents?

>>11638779
Because when shit is done, it's done. You only call the police if you lost money or property in the confrontation, really.

>>11638799
>shoot assailant
>present family with invoice for 1 bullet

Gold Dots are kinda expensive.

Shit.

>>11638779

The police get mad when you call to tell them there's been shots fired at the shooting range.

>>11638799
Wouldn't it look better, in the case of a fatal gunshot, to call yourself in?

>>11638850
Well, duh. But if no one's going to the hospital or the morgue, no one needs to know about it.

Except the internet.

>>11638850

Unless there are other victims/witnesses at the scene, who's going to identify you? The attacker? "Oh, why yes officer, I was just minding my own business, gangbanging and whatnot, when this surly, uncouth fellow assaulted my person."

>>11638546
Your gun needs to be taken away.

>>11638959
If that was the case, the local police wouldn't have told me multiple times to fucking kill anybody I shoot at.

Yeah, holy shit.

AND THEN THEY TURN AROUND AND GIVE ME A LICENSE TO CARRY.

Hahaha, my poor city, I love her so.

>>11638779
Lul'd, call the police, where the fuck do you live?

>Good cops
>America

Pick one

>in parking lot of shady ass car dealership/strip mall with my poorfag bro
>be helpan him look at cars and stuff
>suddenly niggers show up, they shout some shit at him like I guess he knew them
>try to keep car shopping, ignore them
>POW, POW POW POW
>THEY ARE FUCKING SHOOTING (IN OUR GENERAL DIRECTION)
>Draw P7, panic dump magazine
>it worked, they pile into old civic and speed off
>I carry a spare mag now

>>11638640
No, faggot.

Youngstown is full of redguards but it's not nearly detroit.

>>11638104

That story is bullshit.

No one would do that or act like that even if she hates firearms.

>>11640800
Wayne County isn't constantly in the papers for rampant police and elected official corruption. Detroit is just a shithole, but you can stride right through it because it's nearly abandoned.

Meanwhile the most prominent building in Youngstown is the damn prison.

>>11638166
mfw i actually live there

>>11640857
wtfidonteven...

>>11640857
dat muzzle sweep

>>11640857

that was a damn good thread

no homo

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/45909/b-i-m-bored-whole-multiples-of-11-decide-what-i-try-to-shove-in
-my-ass-inb4-sharpie

>>11640857
Hmmm, a Glock. Looks like hes about to...
<sunglasses>
...blow it out his ass
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11637596
Handguard on an AK-47? I though that those ones don't overheat enough for needing one.

>This year
>Feral dogs attacking people in the area
>Area is a small rural town so cops take a while to show up
>One of them tries to attack my friends when he comes over later in the night
>Decide that I won't put up with these fucking dogs
>Load up Mosin with bayonet ready
>Wait outside at night waiting
>Waiting
>Waiting
>Suddenly, hear barking and hissing
>I look on the road
>The two dogs are chasing my cat, Gordon, who got out somehow
>"Don't kill Gordon!"
>Aim at the first dog
>Fire and hit it in the chest
>Dogs freaking out now, begin running away
>"Fuck you, you tried to kill my cat"
>Chamber another round and shoot at the other dog
>Also hit it
>Both collapse in the road after a minute
>Drag corpses out of the road, go inside, clean myself and clean Mosin, play with cat.

Fucking ferals, man.

>>11640900

Pause

>man who owns cats
>no mentions of gf so single
>single man living with cats
>did not say "no homo" so its implied "full homo"

>>11640821
Really? I've seen shit like that happen almost monthly.

In Maine no less, but York county is like northern Mass, everyone flips their shit over guns.

>>11640941
You're implying a man who guns down feral dogs in the street with a bayoneted nugget is "unmanly" in some way?

>>11640825
I live in Newark/Heath-fag here, I have had the displeasure of driving through Youngstown on more than one occasion and would not be disappointed if it were wiped off the face of the eart.

>Be 21
>Went to gun shop with father
>pick up a Springfield Armory Colt 1911 double stack single action
>I have big hands, it fit perfectly
>Went to range to try it out same day
>Father taught me to clean and oil
>First time shooting, was doing some drills my father used in the Marines
>Great, not excellent groupings
>200 rounds later, he watches me clean weapon
>He brings something out for a fun shoot in celebration of my first handgun
>Type-39 Arisaka Rifle w/ almost full chrysanthemum with 40 rounds
>Turns out the weapon was captured by my grandfather in pacific theater
>One of the happiest days of my life.
>..........
>Be 26 still remember that day.

>>11640951

I reject the implication that being full homo means you're less manly. I'm straight but I know gay dudes that are way tougher than me, and own cooler guns.

>>11640969
Did they all have cats?

>>11640951
Not unmanly, just homosexual.