Oklahoma needs a Cherokee headdress.
California needs a rainbow boa.

>>10944754
Will do, any other suggestions? I'm from the midwest and go to school in the sw, so other than those states I don't really know what to put

>>10944774
I think it would be best if we left that up to people who are more familiar with those states.

Virginiaball is going to be a bitch to draw.

>>10944804
It's not really hard, just copy+paste the flag then draw the ball around it

>>10944774
Here's some tips for Minnesota
>Large Norwegian population
>Large Canadian population
>the craziest shit happens here (such as, but not limited to, actual sword fights)
>"Fine Cuisine" means "Deep-Fried things you shouldn't eat in the first place"
>We learned how to deep-fry beer

>Minnesota, Fuck year.

>>10944754
How to make Oklahomaball.
1. Start with Texasball.
2. Reskin with Oklahomaball skin.
3. Use fewer cowboys and more indians that Texasball.
4. Add a little midwest.
5. Oklahoma is notorious for its unpredictable weather so maybe Oklahomaball should be moody.

>>10944846
Don't forget that Oklahomans typically give a lot less fucks than Texans.

conneticutball should be clutching a bunch of guns and being stepped on by new york and Massachusetts

>Delaware ball
>1/2 size

Illinoisball

I dunno about colors, maybe just the shitcago flag.

And then make it the most corrupt fucking thing you have ever seen.

There you go, illinoisball.

>>10944867
Yeah, that's part of adding a little midwest.

http://www.fox23.com/news/local/story/Woman-caught-making-meth-inside-S-Tulsa-Walmart/Rgu31vt1m0me-p
0WwKsN_w.cspx

>MFW I live a block away from that walmart

>>10944875
Rhode Island ball should just be a dot.

Wisconsinball must have a Packers helmet, a beer in one hand and a gun in the other

>>10944886

Alternatively you can have that be chicagoball and illinoisball would be a small odd growth on it screaming 'GET ME OFF OF HERE'

Sorry SC, you cannot into flight.

>>10944887
It goes beyond that see:
>>10944888

CT ball needs to act extremely snobbish but look really crummy.

>>10944886
Illinoisball should have serious Autism.
This being said, every ball in the midwest should be slightly autistic/aspie.

>>10944910
:( Indiana ball is disappoint... also Indiana ball should have hair made out of corn

>>10944886
Illinoisball should be a 1920's gangster with pinstriped suits and white-walled shoes.

Michigan ball should be in a automobile of somesort ALWAYS

North Carolina ball
a shotgun in real tree patterned camo and a NASCAR hat

Jew York should be a hooked nose jew.

Arkansasball should be like Pigpen, with random wild animals always around him.

NYball should be taxing and banning things

>>10944904
I'm a native Illinoisan and what I was planning on doing was giving Illinoisball a huge tumor that was supposed to represent chicago

>>10944909
>from CT
not gonna lie i agree

Californiaball should be high as balls.

Nothing else really characterizes this state.

>California ball
>Multiple personality syndrome
>Switches between costal area gun grabbing hippie and inland self loathing depressed gun owners.

>>10944967

This also works.

>>10944967
Illinois fag here, I support this

Here's the NMball one. I'm not well versed in photoshop so if someone who can can put him against a methlab in a better way I'll grant you with many thanks from my people.

Posting template along with texas ball in a sec

>>10944984
this

I honestly don't even know what to say about Pennsylvaniaball. we go from the extreme hick in western PA to having some really hipster-infested cities (see filthadelphia).

Floridaball should be in the shape of a penis.

OP here, scratch that, this is harder than I thought, I'll probably only get about 10 done today, but I'll continue. Today I'm planning on doing, in order:

1NM
2 Texas
3 Oklahoma
4 Illinois
5 Wisconsin
6 California
7 Colorado
8 Arizona
9 Indiana
10 Michigan

>>10945013
whoops, different one

And if someone could put texas around a cattle ranch, that would be awesome too

>>10945013
Texasfag here approves of Texas

>>10944996
basic suggestion, use an image editing program with a wand tool and lasso tool so you dont have to copy block images

>>10944909

Actually, a few things about CT ball
>Should randomly appear as a nigger/spick/cracker, as we have a strange balance here
>Again, Look like shit and act snobbish
>Should contradict itself

>>10945013
Colorado has been done already.
Rossman made him, texas ball, Wyoming ball, and Montana ball.
The thread must still be live because I can't post the pics

>>10944935
And done.


C'mon faggots, have some pride and do your own states.

really, shouldn't Oklahoma's ball...
....be Texas' hat?

>>10945035
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

>>10945034
>Illinois
>pride

OH MY SIDES

>>10945005
Florida (and Georgia) should be black.
>>10944888
Wow I totally forgot about the abundance of Meth Labs.

That reminds me. Oklahoma needs to be a regular smoker.

>>10945024
good call, I was planning on drawing them by hand but I'm on my computer so I figured I wouldn't care

>>10945044
i thought florida was where all the old people went

>>10945034
>NY
>having pride
Those days are long gone my friend...long gone.

>>10945034
its like i really am looking at NC

Any more of Wyomingball Montanaball Coloradoball and Texasball fucking with Californiaball?

>>10945092

AZ ball should constantly be throwing small brown things at CA.

>>10945064
This is fixed. I was drawing the New Mexiball with a bandoleer of red/green chiles, but its far too much work.

thatlldopig.jpg

>>10945056
>>10945040
Guess living in a state I actually love is a rare thing.
Being stationed overseas for half of my life gave me an appreciation for home.

Anyway, here's Kentucky, just because.

>>10945044
>Florida should be black
Are you retarded?

>According to the 2005 census, the racial distributions are as follows; 60.1% White, 17% African-American, 2.1% Asian American, 1.4% others (American Indians), and the remaining 18% are Hispanics or Latino (of any race).

Floridaball should be one of the following: Jew, retiree, meth head redneck, Cuban, or Miami Vice 80's persona.

Make NJ a bearaucratic douche.

Alaska should have something big game related.

Like moose antlers or a bear skin cape or something.

MA should be confused (gun owners), corrupt (govt) and scared (non-gun owning population)

not sure how'd that look visually but i'd say that covers all bases here

Californiaball should have split personalities.

We stereotype ourselves as being either bleeding heart liberals or fanatic libertarians, and as far as broad strokes are concerned it's accurate.

So what's up with these ball things

There are libertarians in California? I must of been in the wrong part of California because all I saw were the bleeding heart liberals.

I even got asked in a park to sign a petition that would ban gun sales in the county.

>>10945313
Anon cannot into old /k/ulture.

>>10945288
>NO! NO GUN! GUNS IS EBUL AND KILL CHILDRENS! WE MUST GIB OURMONIES TO POOR!
>TEXASBALL HOLD MY HAND GRENADE WHILE I HIT THIS BONG!
>texasball am confuse

Can Hawaii ball wear a hula skirt made out of 7.62x39 and a pair of sunglasses?

I'm pretty sure the default hunting gun here is an SKS

>>10945319
Urban california is stupid liberal, rural california is generally conservative or libertarian.

Oregon

>hairy beaver
>high in pot
>hipster

That is all

>>10944894
>>10944894
>>10944894

Fellow Wisconsinbro here, this is perfect

Doing NJ, no one stop me.

Floridaball should be smoking a joint and have a gun in a shoulder holster.

Seriously, there's shit tons of weed down here.

>>10944894
This. Though the beer would most likely have to miller and the guns hunting rifles.
> Too bad caliball took away our dairy pride.

>>10945199
Here's DC ball

> Too bad caliball took away our dairy pride.

Really?
I have tried dairy from california and I perfer the wisconsin stuff.

>>10944999
this, I know what you mean. Northeast PA is where I'm at. Most of the state is hickish, only the heavily populated areas are where you see hipster scum. So the ball would be a hick, and every so often it would have hipster tendencies?

Indianaball

>always hucking corn
>middleclass. Always.
>crazy driver and always bored (literally, on the southside of Indianapolis there is NOTHING to do and on the north side, there are crazy ass drivers)
>general meh tier

I'm bad.

>>10945383
Ofc you do, its much more fresh, because you're in Wi. I also was just talking about total produced.
>Though renards is fucking god tier cheese.

>>10945441
I am not in Wisconsin....

I am in Texas.

>>10945430
Is that a mouth?

>>10945380
Mississippi

If someone wants me to do their state, and OP doesn't have it as one he's listed....

>>10945457
I think I failed at NJ. If you want to you can.

>>10945457
redo nc ball please. its not very awesome. its accurate but meh.

>>10945505
>butthurt

>>10945505
They are not meant to be awesome.
It is meant to be a stereotype of the state and how its looked at by others.

NY ball should be 2 balls. One is a gun-toting bro, the other is a money grubbing ultra liberal cunt. upstate and downstate

>>10945519
eg poland

Iowaball is necessary, but remember that we dont have nearly as much corn as those dirty nebraskans, but our weather is fucking insane

>>10945459
Needs more popped collar, bro. And guido gold deagle.

>>10945505
See:
>>10944905

>>10945532

gotta love upstate

>>10945572
>that feel when from jersey
>that feel when everyone thinks your like on the jersey shore ;-;

Fuck you better draw 2 NJ one redeci and one guido tard. Our states full of fudds

No Ohio?

>>10945594
tfw when in nj all handguns and ammunition is overpriced so you are forced to leave and live in florida to better pursue a favorite hobby

the jerseyball shouldnt have a handgun, or any guns at all for that matter

>>10945549
Eagle, mustache. It's all the same.

I managed to draw a down syndrome lever action rifle.

>>10945337
Thank you :D

>>10945623
Trying to keep it /k/ related, lest I suffer the fate of drawfag.

>>10945611
Give me some Ohio stereotypes.

>>10945634
Why do all of them look kinda cool except Iowa? It looks like he's a pussy...

>>10945654
Anyone's a pussy next to a tornado.

Any plans for Idaho?

Californiaball?

Go easy on us. Please.

North Dakota all is easy, just a tiny blue dot that never actually shows up, unless you look right at it.
Then it screams "North Dakota is best Dakota!"
Also, North Dakota is technically not a real state, thanks to issues with our state constitution.

PA ball should be dressed like an amish, with a beard, or have a tricornered hat and ben franklin glasses
NJ ball should be tony sopranos face with a smug grin and leaving a trail of toxic pollution
Alaska ball should be giant, like russia ball
california ball should have sunglasses and always carry an oscar or award, and drive a bmw

north and south dakota should be joined one on top of the other
utah ball is dressed like a mormon
wyoming ball should always have a volcano on top about to erupt and destroy the rest of the balls
montana ball should have nukes
RI ball should be very tiny
NV should have a gambling problem and fly around on a UFO or just be green with almond shaped eyes
Idaho ball should just be brown and shaped like a potato, with guns
washington ball should have a plaid shirt wrapped around its waist, blonde dreads, a joint and coffee.
texas ball, in addition to the hat, should have a sheriff star and a single action revolver

kansas should have corn sticking out everwhere

missouri ball always has an arch overhead

>>10945649

>>10945649
college football.

>>10945263

oh and MA should carry a glock. we fucking love glocks here because our attorney general hates them. i guess that or a neutered handgun with 10 round mag, loaded chamber indicator and 10,000lb trigger.

>>10945661
Are you kidding? Most Iowans go out to watch it.
No lie, they go out in their trucks and watch the damn storm.

>>10945698
ted kenndys bloated face

>>10945734

oh god my sides

Wyoming and Utah

As Pap said I made a couple last night and will make some more tonight. Sadly I'm on my other computer and cannot post because of blah blah duplicate entry blah.

>>10945669
Wyomingball is bros with coloradoball montanaball and texasball. He gives them rifles on his aircraft carrier while fucking with californiaball

>>10945766
Nvm I can post them

The plains.

North Dakota should just a farmer in the middle of nowhere, oil rig in the background, shooting whenever they want because they live in a wasteland with no people.
That and they should be pushing away indians. I have seen the maps of reservations and there are a lot more along with more reservation land in south dakota, montana, and minnesota.

That is all I know about north dakota.

USS Badass

Mass-ball

1. Kettle of baked beans
2. Old timey revolutionary gear
3. Musket
4. Riding the USS Constitution

Coming from a massfag, this would be very accurate

>>10945720
this is true, the weather here is a bitch, but it's OUR bitch

No Texas you are the queers.

Last one I made last night.

>>10945802
Just because we have a gay governor doesn't mean all of us are gay.

GA or Alabama ball should wear a /k/k/k/ hood and walk around with a tourch and always act innocent when ppl call him on his racism

>>10945798
You wish. Mass stopped being cool in 1777.

>>10945669
Amish Penn, just for fun.
A powdered wig would probably make more sense

>>10945822
i lold

>>10945835
Forgot pic

>>10945649
Hi-Points and buckeyes

so are we going to divide these into "Yankee" balls, "Southern" balls, and "Western" balls?

>>10944738
Nebraska: make a ear of corn with a football helmet on shooting up a von maur, Iowans so jelly.

>>10945840
>>10945835
I like it, maybe a slightly thicker beard, but I like it

>>10945380
D.C should be a box.

Also I live in D.C it's actually a very nice place to live, Maryland on the other hand.

Texas ball's glasses are correct.

>>10945519
awww.....nc ball cannot into awesome ball

>>10945515
not butthurt but wanted nc ball to be amazing. it does fit though.

Oh wow, this thread is still up? Bitchin'.

Anyway, I had to leave to do some unexpected stuff, here's Illinoisball

Ohio perhaps

>>10945828
I sense butthurt

U mad because MA has some of the top schools in the country
U mad because MIT
U mad because the USS Constitution, built in Boston's North End, destroyed a shit load of British ships in the 1700's and is still seaworthy
U mad becausof your state wasn't the stage of the revolutionary war
U mad because the first pilgrims landed at Plymouth rock in modern day MA
U mad because thanksgiving was here
U mad because chowder, baked beans, and cranberries
U mad because Massachusetts isn't overrun by hicks and trailer trash
U mad because Massachusetts is a very wealthy state
U mad because Massachusetts isn't overrun by illegal immigrants

Why so butthurt? Massachusetts was front and center in our own war of independence and is a cultural center of the entire fucking country.

Cry moar plz

>>10945822
How about both?, with Haiti, just because.

>>10946005
That is just abysmal.

>>10945666
Resubmitting request for Caliball.
Go easy on us.

>>10946022
Like, bad or what? You mean the quality of the drawing?

>>10946027
I'll see what i can do now that I'm back

Where Floridaball?
needs to either be old or moderate on everything

>>10946013
Mass like the rest of New England is pretentious overpriced and people full of themselves.

Besides more founding fathers came from Virgina and New York.

On thing that sucks about state balls is most of the flags have state seals on them which makes for difficult

>>10946041
Bad design and drawing.

>>10946049
alright then

do California as a bear with no arms

>>10946013
>implying Boston wasn't full of royalists

>>10946060
it was

We kicked them out and they fled to Canada

I cannot into art. Someone wanna draw Arizonaball oppressing some Mexicoballs for me?

Well, I'm not doing anymore if senior tripfag thinks my drawings are bad. He is apparently the only one that can please, /k/, so I'll go back to doing other /k/ related things.

>>10946013
Pros
>Good Schools
>No Redguards
>Good Food

Cons
>Overpriced everything
>Full of Irish
>Stupid Accents

I want to see Maineball. It's got a beard, it wears yellow overalls, and it carries an axe for lumberjacking.


Massball would be a queer faggot that can't drive and thinks its somehow better than everyone because of its horrible friends.

Connecticutball would be Massball's stupid me-too friend who is constantly catching what both Massball and New Yorkball are pitching. Buncha faggots, those muthafuckahs.

>>10946013
Name one thing of value that Mass has done at any point in recent history. Texas is better than Mass in every category.

Michiganball needs to be in an automobile at all times as stated by >>10944934
Also he needs to wear a blaze orange baseball cap and have a bunch of fudd rifles in the trunk.

>>10946078
They are not all bad. Just that Illinois one. It makes no sense at all. And Poland balls have no mouths.

>>10946159
I know poland balls don't have a mouth, earlier I said I'd do a drawing where illinoisball had a tumor on his body that was supposed to represent cook county/chicago

>>10946172
Very well. I just like to keep all balls at a very minimal detail so you do not get distracted.

Dont mind me,
just waiting for an Alaska ball

dont worry ill be patient

you guys still havent forgetten about us....
have you?

guys?...

Have a rain cloud above Washington ball. Also give it sunglasses because we have the most per capita.

>>10946152
>>10946152
Michfag here.

Camo/Blaze orange baseball cap. That's the new thing.

Always in some form of auto or pickup.

I'd love to see it shaped like a mitten, but whatever.

>>10946055
Illinois should just be wearing a small nazi armband off to the side of the state crest... maybe screaming "NO FUN ALLOWED!!" while sitting on the Sears Tower

>>10946196
I would be making some myself, but I'm at uni at the moment on my laptop. So I have no mouse.

>>10946205
Ah yeah. Now that you mention it solid blaze-orange did seem a bit off.
Also, he needs a rack of smoked salmon/steelhead/some other fish on the back window.

>>10945623
That's why mine had an airsoft gun.

>>10946100
Yeah fucking right, we've got more niggers than we know what to do with here. Why do you think I did the tricky dance to get a CCW?

>>10946129
y u so anal-anguished? Maybe because you can't hang in MA? Be all a-feared when I'm bearing down on you in the left lane doing 90 and you can't even stop herping enough to derp your turn signal and get the fuck out of the way? It's common courtesy, therefore you're the asshole. Quit being so pooper-peeved.

And Massball would very much NOT be friends with CTball.

Pic related to your butthurt
P.S. OP, when you do RI ball, make sure to incorporate the blatant corruption and crony-ism. And also the fucking italians.

Yankees sure do love to argue.

Hope wisconsinball gets done soon...guise?

Wheres my beloved virginia?

gais...gais..HEY GAIS...
D...Di ...Did you...you gais...did you here tat georgia gots a new flag!?!

>>10946150


Our white males aren't becoming the fucking minority to a bunch of wetbacks. Anything you say about Texas being better than MA I can counter with "Yeah, but less mexicans."

"We have hotter, easier women"
>Yeah, but less mexicans

"It's warmer here"
>Yeah, but less mexicans

"Blah blah gun rights"
>Yeah, but less mexicans

>>10946302
This took way longer than it should have. Feel free to make it look less crappy.

>>10945840
Looks good to me, I like

I just wish PA was known nowadays for more than the amish. i mean, doesn't Ohio have a decent Amish population too?

If anything i'd say the ben franklin glasses and a tri-corn hat would probably be best. or put him in the shape of the liberty bell or some shit like that. idk.

penn ball should have a steelers helmet, cuz everyone hates philly anyway, beside i think the farmer hat is more nebraska ball

>>10946341
Nebraska needs corn growing out it's ass.

Because...that's all Nebraska has.

>>10945951

DC < Maryland

DC gun laws make California look Libertarian.
Before the Supreme Court forced DC to allow gun ownership not only were guns totally illegal so are stun weapons and batons. Mace or pepper spray require registration at a police station and is often denied.
Knives over 3" are prohibited outside the home.
Forget entirely anything Class 2 or 3.
Now handguns are legal to own in DC as long as you have $500 and 2 months to blow.

DC wtf are you doing? Man the fuck up.

>>10946150
>Texas
>decent public schools
>has great food
>full of bible thumping rednecks and illegals
>run by fucking Rick Perry
>most forests are scorched earth, nothing else but desert
>most politicians shun science, because religion

>Mass
>Great public schools
>MIT
>has good food
>beautiful wildlife
>no immigrants, but lots of rich Jews
>Deval Patrick is black, but at least he's not a crazy fuckstick like perry
>State polititians aren't scientifically inept

>Both places have irritating accents, but at least the Boston accent is limited to boston and adds culture, Texas is just a generic southern accent

I think MA comes out on top

Your move

Illinoisball
>Average sized ball, but has fat rolls
>Massive tumor with hammer and sickle on it representing Chicago
>Make sure the normal fat part of the ball is as hick as can possibly be.

Alaska's should look like an igloo, have one of those eskimo animal skin sunblockers, and the big dipper like on our flag. I suck at MS paint though.

>>10946443
either something like that, or just make it fuckhuge.

>>10945457
He never did Oklahomaball (unless he actually went with it being Texasball's hat).
Oklahomaball should be a laid-back Native that smokes a lot.

>>10946341
alternatively, pennsylvania ball, instead if being the PA state flag, could be the three diamond symbol of US Steel/ the Steelers. It's already a circle so all you would need is eyes.

california ball should be a rainbow flag

>>10946333

Didn't feel like adding the salmon rack.

Ohio is basically no jobs
Murdertown USA, home of the Youngstown Tuneup
Weather is random
Military bases EVERYWHERE
Northern half is dead industry
Southern half is fucking farms

But Ohio is pretty damn gun-friendly.

Never mind the shit in Chardon.

>>10946713
Add a fishing pole to the window rack and you're golden.

michiball should be riding an engine block with reigns. and beer.

microbrewing in this state is epic as hell. seriously good beer. Wicso is the only contender i know of.

>>10946827
don't forget bud light lime

That beer is amazing, and trust me, i KNOW beer

>>10946629
>>10946629
>>10946629
Fuck yeah, mah nigga VA.

I rep dat 757 yo, I b a welfare queen ho'

>>10946882
>can't tell if serious
I love that shit.

>>10946827
bitches don't know about my san diego county

>>10945092
>>10945775
>>10945796
>>10945811

I posted this in the thread last night.

The joke is that Alberta's conservative, but Saskatchewan is full of communist farmers and Manitoba is incredibly boring and full of natives.

>>10946894
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

>>10945951
Marylandball needs crab legs

>>10947100

I came in the thread to say this.

I'm a britnoguns (except I have guns) and I still know Maryland Crab is the shiz-nit.

Here is my attempt at Oklahoma ball, coming from a BAfag.

>>10945798
>Massachusetts
The state that prides themselves on founding the Constitution and our great nation, all the while wiping it's ass with the Bill of Rights.
>>10946422
You let an anti-gun Mormon (it's almost an oxymoron) become governor. You don't have much to talk about.

>>10946404

>DC - redguard owned and operated
>explains everything wrong with DC

>>10946292
What about Louisiana man?

...Its ok no one cares about nebraska anyway...

>>10946912
>>10946882
Mah niggas.

Oregonball will have a joint and be stoned all the time, also be super retarded

California ball needs to have two sentient hemispheres, and they both hate each other.

>>10947373
Dude yes. It should be that, along with >>10945288

FOR BOTH HEMISPHERES. TWO PERSONALITIES WITH TWO PERSONALITIES. THEY ALL HATE EACH OTHER, BUT HATE THE OPPOSITE PAIRING MORE.

Also I hope you aren't from down south, because I'd have to murder you for taking my water.

>>10947390

Socal is half mexican and half ghetto black. Norcal is half old white republican, half young white stoner.

Socal sucks. I hope the SA fault breaks it off into the fucking ocean soon.

>>10947457

The stupid thing is that Norcal has very lax gun laws, but is full of fucking hippies and has zero crime (except for Chico, but that's just socal's bullshit infecting the better half of the state). Socal has extremely strict gun laws and is full of ghetto gangsters murdering each other nonstop.

Where is my Arizona??

KSball, complete with wheat stalk,John Brown Beard and complete and total hatred for any and all things from Missouri

Why can't you people just make your own?

it's just a ball
with a crude rendition of your state's flag

then add something else crude

>mfw looking up one of your state flags

Oh.
you yanks are so silly, I thought canadaball's leaf was an annoying detail.

>>10947491

I see it more like coastal south vs inland north. Being in central cal, I get to see the worst of both.

I still think californiaball should have multiple personality syndrome, how to represent what personality its in is beyond me.

Now with more guns, i mean bibles, yeah bibles, thats it.

Wahshington

>>10946292
as a southerner i approve of this

>>10947689
Needs a hipster scarf

>>10946713
Michiganfag here.

fucking perfect

>>10945649

Nothing. We are is little America. We are state #1.
No stereos here, just Ipods. Nothing. At. All.

>>10947633
Native Kansan here. I approve.

do fake nations count? maybe utah federation?

>>10947779
Kansas Brofist

Sup lesser states. How does it feel to be inferior to superior Mass in eveyway . We built this country . We smashed the Facist CSA We tamed the south we conquered the West we shattered the shields of the enemies of the state. We are truest to America most important founder St.Adams the Blessed

>>10947802
Hey morman shut up before we march the God Dammed US army into your fucking home to kill you cultists . you shall be driven out like missouri drove you out /.

>>10948030

Brofist.

>>10948030
>>10948108
Fellow massfag here.

>>help found the country
>>very important place during the revolution
>>200 years later...
>>nicknamed Taxachusetts
>>no gunz allowed


I hate this state, but I don't have enough cash or job opportunities to get up and leave.

Arizonaball pwease? :3

>>10948139
you don't have your machine gun license ? I just take up my guns from my cousin in vermont . Also we aren't taxachusseetes . I understand needing to pay taxes even if i feel its a burden Every citizen carries his duty for the commonwealth . Also we are still important now we invent robotics and medically build up our homeland . We teach the inventors and medical tech . Let them all curse our Homeland but Adams fury be on them if they doubt out loyalty

>>10948229

>machine gun license
>Massachusetts
>mfw

I take that brofist back, nogunz

>>10948465
I have the license but No Machine gun . Your local police chief can issue you one .

>>10945259
>>10946196
>>10946443

Another idea of Alaska ball, combining some early ideas.

>>10948465
* Fully Automatic weapon

>>10948555

>local police cheif giving out class III licenses

lolnope

>>10948555

Keep going. Eventually you'll realize you're an idiot.

Your local police chief can't give you shit that'll let you have a machine gun. It's federal.

>>10948605
All MA permits must be sent into your Police chief . All Machine go into the cheif along with FID and Class A and B licenses to Carry .

OP, here's your guide to New England

Maineball: Yellow lobstering galoshes, a big lumberjack beard and an axe. A bro among bros, and a rugged outdoorsman. Good buddies with his like-minded Northern New England compatriots...

New Hampshire Ball: Like Maine Ball, but slightly more drunk

and

Vermont Ball: A drunken lumberjack with a severe case of depression, as he's got nothing to do.

Then, in southern New England, you have

Massball: A self-absorbed prick who has never contributed anything worthwhile to society, yet somehow has everybody else's money.

Connecticutball: A bit of a fag, in that he likes taking it from both NYball and Massball.

and finally...

Rhode Islandball: Massball's little brother, wants to hang out with the rest of the NEballs, but is left out of all the fun on account of being responsible for Family Guy.

>>10948661
You mean except for creating the United States of America . Fighting off the English invaders and smashing the facist Southern Empire

god dammit you guys, Massachusetts sucks cock, they stopped being cool many years ago, enjoy your cunt governor romney, your shit tier AWB, your terribad taxes, high priced errthing, everything fun B&. GOOD DAY MASSFAGS

>>10945781
That should be the Rockies not the plains

>>10948661
Also Maine is what happens if you were to take a MASS person out with you

No person shall be issued a license to carry or possess a machine gun in the commonwealth, except that a licensing authority or the colonel of state police may issue a machine gun license to

Implications of sending your police chief your Machine gun permit and it gets sent to State police force isn't the same

>>10948673
Massachusetts lost all its good parts when Maine became a separate state, you're just too proud to admit it. As for the Southern Fascists, let it be known that it was the 20th Maine, not the Faggyballs Massachusetts Regiment, that saved the day on Little Round Top, and thus saved the entire Union of Freedom Loving Super Friends of the North.

>>10948661
mainefag detected

I'm ok with state pride, but stop hating on massachusetts, because your doing the same thing with Maine as us massfags are doing with MA

Massball= US Revolutionist clothes, riding its famous USS Constitution, carrying a kettle of clam chowder and a bag of cranberries

>>10948694
You seem upset at our superiority over you .
Rommney stopped being govoner years ago and was a pretty shitty socalist govoner .
See up here in the yankee lands we earn actual money for our labor and can afford to pay for things also Why ever need more then 1 round to kill what you are hunting

>>10948652

Whoops, you're right. That's why I see so many automatic weapons here.
Oh, no wait. THOU ART A FUCKING IDIOT

>>10948694
HE THINKS ROMNEY STILL RUNS THIS PLACE

SILLY FOOL, A NIGGER DOES

but at least he's smart

ex-massfag here, place is a shithole


Nevada rocks

>>10948661
You have new hampshire entirely wrong.
Op: You remember dave chapelle? Imagine the most ridiculously white character he ever made fun of. Now dump bleach on it. That's new hampshire.
It should be carrying fireworks, booze (we build our state liqours stores on the highway) and guns.

>>10948735
I'll stop being upset when you stop being a miniature New York.

>>10946292
>Wyomingball coloradoball and montanaball sails by on wyomingball's carrier

>>10948745
Because Fully auto weapons are full Retard and cost a shit ton .

>>10948761
Ah so leave America and go to some shitty dixie state full of spics . Sounds like a good trade we don't need your mudrace type here

>>10948767
I love your liquor stores. They're so big and red, and loaded with liquor! Going to the packie means bringing industrial sized packages of hooch back with you.

>>10948770
there you go again

I can tell you're just a butthurt troll, GTFO

>>10948793
Dude, everyone in this thread HATES Mass. That SHOULD tell you something.

>>10948770
So filthy smelling drunks who can't aim or be productive . You mad that i am richer then you
>>10948767
Mass is the Cosmopolotain capitol of the New England States . If independent we would rule from boston as our birthright is to rule. And with a new kennedy in acendance the bells toll

>>10948744
what the hell? oh well the point stands, you elected a slimy cunt, who then neutered your rights, and every thing is expensive as hell, so your higher wages are all stolen in taxes, and by purchasing stuff that just cost way more.

>>10948782
yeah it was a great trade, good gun laws and spics or shit gun laws and spics

>>10948817
>Stolen in taxes

Oh i get it your a Retard like that Racist fag from Texas Ron paul .

Also rommney will be running as the Republican and Obama will win and Ron paul is irrelevent . Go back to the drug war on your cities steps while our senators dictate to your people how to treat them

>>10948809
Everyone outside of mass and lot of people living in mass hat mass. It's a backwards state that doesn't respect it's citizens enough to grant them the freedom northern new england does, taxes them to death, and yet is bankrupt more often than not.

>>10948787
Don't forget the fact that they have their own exit ramps. Or our gun stores. Or our gun friendly, anti being annoying police, who are genuinely friendly and happy to help people. also, no sales tax on our delicious booze.

if california was a country it would be the 9th largest in the world, caliball needs to be xbox hueg

>>10948835
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why EVERYONE hates Mass!

>>10944738
Can someone do Kentucky again? Needs more /k/ related because of our Gun laws being almost unrestrictive (knob Creek bitches) And Fort Knox (all the gold and TANKS) We also have plenty of banjos though... Fucking mountain people...

>>10948835
what the fuck am i reading? i don't live in Texas, and if taxes aren't stealing, then what are they? the cunt mitt most likely will win nomination, where he will then be beat by obama. he will then spend another 6 trillion dollars, and our economy will crash and great depression 2 will happen, probably resulting in one hell of a race war.

>>10948868
>knox
The armor armor school has actually moved to benning.

>>10948851
Dude, up here, in Maine, you almost never even see the cops. Even around Portland, they have a threadbare presence.

Not like they've got much to do, though. Usually the craziest things they have to deal with is a rampaging animal or a guy getting locked in his bathroom, only to use the second story window as an escape route.

>>10948858
You aren't a New England State you should have less of a say in the Republic you are less important and less educated then the Master race new englanders.

>>10948851
Yeah enjoy your property taxes being ass high while i give 6 pennies over on a dollar . Also your police are annoying faggots who should be shot by the Mass State Police what a group of rednecks you aligned . New hampshire is the backwards state and lives with it's socalist twin above us like dogs and Maine is Mass minor

>>10948888
It's the same here. I see a cop maybe once every two or three days. Bear in mind, I live two minutes from the police station in my city.

>>10948887
Yeah i know... But it was here for ever... Its still a HUGE armor base though.

Anyway, Kentucky deserves better than a banjo and a bottle of wine. Daniel Boon made his name here. Abe Lincoln grew up here. americas past time got its roots here (LOUISVILLE slugger)

Yes, yes...

Let the butthurt flow forth

>>10948880
>Texan
>Not a spic
>belives in Race wars instead of Racial Unity
> Thinks rommney will win
> Belives a mormon born from mexico is good

Go choke on the spic dick from across the border while i nuter your rights to fight back maybe then you two will wipe eachother out and new England can exploit the death toll.

>>10948933
Lincoln was a faggot and a southenr loyalist . True Americans would have deported all hicks to Africa for them to be enslaved while we laughed or burned down every city like St.Sherman the blessed did

>>10948949
Well. I did reply...

Florida should be visually aged, wearing sunglasses, and be holding a drink.

>>10948949

>>10948980
He was he showed mercy to Confederates and lead to their pardoning . True Patriots would have exterminated them freeing us form the grips of the baptists and Ass eaters like rommney for time eternal

>>10948940
D¤¤M:
Not a Texan
Not a spic
believes racial unity will ever be fully achieved
Believes race war will occur if a great depression happens
thinks romney will win republican nomination
thinks romney will lose to obama
thinks mitt romney is a mega cunt
thinks obama is a mega cunt
thinks newt is a mega cunt
thinks santorum is a mega cunt
thinks this massfag is butt devastated at the shittiness of his state

HURRITROLLYOU

>>10946129
>connecticutball
>friends with massball
are you shitting me?

>>10947725
>Implying I'm a hipster
Might be thinking of Oregon, pal.

>>10949176
Oregon is hipster capital of the world. So many idiots here.

>>10949045
Shit we are white you are a bunch of filthy spic taco monkies . If there is a war it will be the superior states incinerating the states that don't carry their fair share . So the south and the West everyone outside of New England . What history does texas have besides paranoia and supporting slavery and Confederatism

>>10949212
Is this kid serious?

>>10949269

That's what I've been saying all along. He doesn't represent MA, just hate him for being stupid.

>>10949269
What the Texan Revolution was for protection fo slavery andd so was the war of Southern Agression . Also the osuth brought hte slave rapist jefferson and the sterile washington to lead while St.Adams the blessed ordained liberty and the army

Wisconsinball OC

thread has devolved into teenage bickering

for what it's worth I made this yesterday

master race state reporting

>what does /k/ do when they're not comparing the US to other countries?
>they compare states
i for one welcome our new overlords

>>10944754
The fuck? What is that from?

>>10946894
>>10946629

>I support this
>ex-757 here

>>10946292
The Southern Bros! Coming this fall.....to TBS.
Glad to see someone liked my idea for GA/Alabama ball

>>10948652
there is no license for full auto. every time you get a full auto you fill out your form 4 its a $200 charge for every full auto and you go on a waiting list. you get a "license" for each individual auto, sbr/s, or suppressor and have to carry them with you whenever you take them anywhere. there is absolutely no license that allows you to buy full auto, sbr/s, or supressors at any time anywhere you like.

First you pay for the item you are purchasing, then fill out a form 4 to be sent in along with the $200 for the tax stamp after getting approval (in many states) from your county CLEO or in the case of a business or a trust, not. however in this case the business or trust owns the item and you do not. then you go on a waiting list to be approved by the ATF and, of course wait. upon approval and receiving your tax stamp you can go pick up your item.

>>10949811
Whats up PA master race here as well

thoughts?

>>10950265
Where's guido NJ?

>>10950192
Whats your county?

>>10950265
I fucking lol'd. Not enough of massball failing to use turn signals, though.

North and South Dakoda

>>10950265
fucking lolled

>>10950265
Who's the state with the AR?

>>10950510
Massball should have a dog kennel on top of his car driving.

>>10950265

>>10950490
>>10945572 is almost perfect, just needs an orange tip on the deagle.
>>10950559
CT. We can have ARs, as long as they aren't made by Colt.

caliball

>>10950588
>CT
>can't buy Colt AR's
So you're telling me that you can't buy an AR from a company who makes them in your same state?

Why do nogunz faggots take over states that have such a rich firearms manufacturing history?

>>10950633
>>Why do nogunz faggots take over states that have such a rich firearms manufacturing history?


Black magic.
And by that I mean; blacks shoot a bunch of people with stolen hi-points and everything gets banned.

>>10950650
But Hi-point isn't colt. I'm surprised Colt isn't pissed at the CT legislature.

I bet Sam Colt is spinning in his grave right now.

>>10950633
Pretty much. We have an incredibly specific AWB. Our neighbors don't help much.

lol Arkansas

How many states haven't we done so far?

GENTLEMEN, WE MUST ARCHIVE! THREAD AUTOSAGING!

>>10950722

>>10950675
most of em' i think, havent seen and oregon ball or an hawaiball, or and west virginia ball though

>>10949811
>West Virgina
>Confederate battle flag t-shirt
You mean, the state that stayed with the union and broke away from it's own state because of the civil war is a Confederate worshiping redneck?

>>10950893
Speaking of WV most of the "hillbilles" are found in VA not in WV. WV is pretty desolate baring coal mining there's nothing really else execpt as a recreational spot for people in D.C, VA, MD and PA.