>>10882770

>your entire story
>banned in britain
>Phil S. Badman

My grandparents lived in Gardena, CA when they were young

>old fashioned peeping tom would sneak some peeks on my grandmother every day over the fence backing up to the alleyway as she changed out of her work clothes from the day
>she discovers him one day and freaks out
>he runs off, but continues to return looking for more
>she realizes he's on his way home from the factory down the way every day
>she informs my grandfather
>mr. tom decides to stop for a peek
>no lady to be seen
> a click behind him
>sounds like a cocked gun
>it is
>grandpa tells him to never return upon punishment of death
>never a problem again
I really wish I'd met that guy, diabetes got him before I was born though, and I've yet to be able to track down who in the family has that gun.

I really want the gun that defended my grandma's honor.

that's a nice handcanon you've got there OP, I keep mine laying on the bed next to me unloaded with a speedloader of 300 gr. hollow points next to it. I've never had an experience that made me feel I need this, and quite frankly I live in a rather upscale apartment complex on the second floor.. it's very unlikely i'll experience a home invasion here.. but hell it makes me feel better so why the fuck not.

I've never been a sleepwalker but figure better err on the side of slightly safer by not keeping it actually loaded laying out on the bed.

>Dad investigated for beating another man to death with a hallway
>beating a man to death with a hallway
>with a hallway
WAT

>>10882770

yeah he must have been pretty pissed to use an entire hallway.

noce

>>10883084
>>10883085

I think this should be a thing. Making up bullshit stories that end with beating a man to death with a hallway.

I will start.
>Wake up at 3am
>Strange noises coming from downstairs
>Leave my gun in bedroom
>Go investigate
>Guy in ski mask
>I'm so fucking mad I beat him to death with a hallway.
>No charges

Yes, a hallway.

>Dad grab other guy by head. Head makes meaty thumps on cinder block walls. Airforce base housing built entirely of cinder blocks. And windows.

>>10883114
>man intrudes my home
>Pulls out .457 magnum
>i dont even into guns
>noguns
>i react by grabbing closest thing
>it's a hallway
>i beat a man to death with a hallway
>ounce of marijuana taped to hallway

>>10883114
i second this

>havent gotten any sleep in days
>living on caffeine
>have to wake up early for a conference call in Australia
>just about to shut my eyes when I hear a crash
>SO FUCKING MAD I leave my gun
>beat him to death with a hallway
>no charges

jelly that you faggots have pre lock s&w's. They are rare outside of j frames out here. You fucking spoiled homos

What model hallways do you guys have?

>>10883164
the kind with high capacity assault clips

>>10883164
my hallways are painted FDE

>>10883164
>>10883168

>>10882770

And that, ladies and gentleman. Is why you never threaten an Alpha males family.

I have the model 47 hallway. its just a cheap one but it works for home defense

my hallways are model 1911. it's an old house so they were built a long time ago, but they are tried and true in terms of their reliability and effectiveness

Mine is a Taurus.. it looked like other hallways when I bought it, but even after I added the quadrail, laser, surefire and EoTech.. It's still not getting any more accurate.,

here's mine, a newer model, but i enjoy it, it's on the left, you dont wanna know what i use my staircase for

>>10883164
I don't have them co's hallways are banned in Australia.

>>10883181

>>10883192
i have the remington 1740, heavy modification, but it's intimidating as hell, good for when i dont want to beat a man to death with it

>>10883164
a '92. They never finished the top, told me it was good that way

mine is the cock of dooty edition, the one with the silencer, acog sight, dual mags, and the predator missile upgrade

>>10883220
mine is the Special BF3 edition, slightly better looking, but at it's core it's just not as enjoyable as the CoD one

MFW I live in NJ.

Hallways are heavily restricted.

>>10883236
well when it comes down to it, you can beat a man to death just the same. damn hallways beds to be regulated by the ATH

Cut this shit out you double-niggers

>>10882770
Wait so this guy was breaking into houses on a military base? I know fuck all about military housing so I may be way wrong here but that sounds quite strange.

>>10883276

off post housing maybe?

>>10883254
>>10883254
if the ATH gets involved, then people will just start stashing Hallways away, and then children will get their hands on them, and suddenly, School Hallway massacres

here in california, hallways aren't illegal, you just have to have special doors and the knobs require a key

>>10883271
dont make me pull my hallway on you, bitch

>Be 9
>In my jammy's ready for bed
>Get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom
>Get some water
>Hear back door open
>Strange man is entering the house
>Forgot my gun
>Doesn't matter
>So much rage
>Beat him to death with a hallway
>No charges

i hear in montana, and alaska, they allow ANY KIND OF HALLWAY, can you guys believe that? ain't that the life?

>>10883276

Dude was also military. He was butthurt about something,

>>10883293
Are they restricted to law abiding citizens? The idea of a crackhead getting their hands on a hallway with revolving door and high ceiling scares the bajeesus out of me

>Have just taken the time to buy my first gun
>AR-15
>Keep it in the corner of my bedroom
>About a week later, hear glass break from downstairs
>Grab AR and cautiously go downstairs
>I see a redguard looking for valuables
>Aim my AR
>Gun jams
>Redguard hears
>Pulls a knife
>I grab the closest thing to me
>It's a hallway
>Beat the shit out of him with a hallway
>Ruled self defense

DID YOU KNOW? Where there are more hallways, there are more hallway deaths.

An estimated 41% of hallway-related homicides and 94% of hallway-related suicides would not occur under the same circumstances had no guns been present (Outdoors) (Wiebe, p. 780).

Higher household hallway ownership correlates with higher rates of homicides, suicides, and unintentional beatings with cinder blocks (Harvard Injury Control Center).

Keeping hallway in the home increases the risk of suicide by a factor of 3 to 5 and increases the risk of suicide with a hallway/cinder block by a factor of 17 (Kellermann, 1992, p. 467; Wiebe, p. 771).

Keeping a hallway in the home increases the risk of homicide by a factor of 3 (Kellermann, 1993, p. 1084).

DID YOU KNOW? On the whole, hallways are more likely to raise the risk of injury than to confer protection.

A hallway in the home is 22 times more likely to be used in a completed or attempted suicide (11x), criminal assault or homicide (7x), or unintentional cinder block death or injury (4x) than to be used in a self-defense beating. (Kellermann, 1998, p. 263).

Hallways are used to intimidate and beat fuckers to death 4 to 6 times more often than they are used to thwart crime (Hemenway, p. 269).

Every year there are only about 200 legally justified self-defense homicides by private citizens (FBI, Expanded Homicide Data, Table 15) compared with over 30,000 savage beating deaths (NCIPC).

A 2009 study found that people in possession of a hallway are 4.5 times more likely to be beaten to shit in an assault (Branas).
>So why don't you support the banning of hallways

>>10883357
I support Jam Bardy, do you?
i was on the fence before, but after those stats...no more hallways in my house

>beatign people to death with hallways
oh god never change /k/.

>>10883372
Once I heard the facts I moved into my family into a large studio with no hallways and stocked up on guns and ammo to protect my family

>>10883357
just boarded up all my hallways after reading that. gonna enter and exit my bedroom via windows now.

>>10883357
The more you know.

goodnight y'all, ill be wary of my hallway as i walk to my room, no time tonight to deal with it so i guess ill have to risk it, i hope i dont become a statistic

>>10883451
lulz

im looking to build my first hallway pretty soon. what parts would /k/ recommend that are good quality but won't break the bank?

>>10883478
Get cinder block lining and solids, if your state allows them.

>>10882770
Reported. Called the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Hallways

Just bought a new hallway its an old Springfield muzzleloader but it works fine as it is.

Also captcha: WALLS

>>10883495
unfortunately i live in commiefornia, so we are only allowed wood, dry wall and plasters

>>10883193
would it be, "the shoulder thing that goes up", by chance?

>this thread

>Hallways

>>10883524
I find the plaster walls are more reliable than the drywall ones, but the drywall is easier to work work with. so its up to the user

i hope someone archives this

>>10883577
this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>10882770

He was allowed to keep a firearm in his residence on a base? I call bullshit.

>>10883582
I second the request

archives this
I haven't lol'd this hard in a long time

>>10883561
Also, my hallway has straight white paint to it, but if you want to tacticool yours out with colored paint, be my guest.

But hey, white is just classic.

>>10883644
well i just had to tacticool my hallway, so i have some portions painted in off white, and others are in FDE.

Guys, I live in a small apartment so I'm pretty much stuck with a sub-compact hallway. I'm also worried that the walls are too weak to effectively stop an intruder.

I have to worry about over-penetration too. If I beat the guy with the hallway too hard his head might go through and into the apartment next door, possibly even involving THEIR hallway! That's a legal nightmare I'd like to avoid!

I'm jealous of you rural guys that can have those long, high ceiling, cinder-block hallways with the fancy doors.

>>10883561
You trust drywall to protect your family? No thanks, I prefer something with real stopping power, like brick.

>>10883644

duracoat?

>>10883654
I guess it sounds ok, it's your hallway...

You got any doors mounted on it?

I've got three factory doors (need to repair one), and a closet with a custom air conditioner under it. I've been thinking about getting a light for it.

>5am
>CRASH!
>jump out of bed and grab my .51 gyrojet
defcon 1
>redguard spotted
>pull tigger
>spaghetti everywhere
>switch to my sidearm
>swing old soviet surplus cinder block hallway at redguard
>redguard bursts into treats
>ruled self defence
>like a boss

Hallway nugget edition here. I close the doors in my hallway, helps to create a suppressed sound when using it. A little trick I picked up from a friend.

>>10883677
pic related, my hallway.

>>10883679
>mfw I remember .51 Gyrojet

>>10883726
Goddamn, got enough doors? I bet you got HK doorknobs, too.

Goddamn kids putting doors on every hallway they buy.

>be nutnfaggy.
>be sleeping in my bedroom foreveralone.jpg because i cannot spare any of my love for duracoat for another human.
>hear loud crash late one night.
>get over excited that all my tacticool shit finally gets used.
>have stroke.
>cant use gun becuase stroke, grab nearest thing.
>its a hallway.
>spot confused redguard standing over my cumstained shrine to duracoat.
>go into jelous rage and beat him to death
>burst into treats.
>duracoated spaghetti shoots out my ass.
>ruled self defense.

>Be 16
>Be at some house party
>Everyone's drunk as fuck
>Drunk retard pulls out a pistol
>Removes mag, starts passing it around
>Doesn't check the chamber before doing so
>Dat trigger discipline
>nope.jpeg
>Get the fuck out of there

Hey y'all, looking to buy a house but the studs in the hallway are steel. what form do I need from the ATH?

>>10883679

>>10883669
>Doesn't realize that drywall kills more people that any other hallway on earth
Confirmed for Nohallways. Are you getting your info off of Call of Construction: Modern Carpentry 2 some shit? Go to bed kid.

>>10883732
That's just like, your opinion, man.
And yeah, the knobs are factory HK, they came with the hallway.
The only customizations I made are the closet door, and the air conditioner under it, along with the reinforced borders.

>>10883752
you need to fill out the 59.163 type h form and it usually takes around 3-4 years for them to ok it and remember you need to take some hallway safety classes

>>10882770
>Dad investigated for beating another man to death with a hallway. Acquitted.

Is you father Kratos?

>>10883747

>duracoated spaghetti shoots out my ass.

guys what do I need to do to CC MT hallway? I figure some classes but what else?

Hey guys check out my sweet golden plated hallway

Don't mind me, just dumping some pics of Operators

>>10883781
>thinks gold plated hallway is better
COD fag up in here

Check out this sweet holosight on my hallway

>>10883814
I think ceiling mods are overrated. All I need is a vent or two, and I'm set.

Unless that's a government model or some shit, then I can totally understand.

this thread must be archived

>>10883824


Yeah I'm a qualified hallway monitor so I need the best equipment available.

I use a rail interface for the screen doors in my hallway.
Some call it tacticool but I call it the future.

>>10883836
Lulz! You sound like you've been in a hallway or 2? Pics or KIIIDDDD!! GTFO nohall. Pic related.

this thread is so much win

>this hallway has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.
Somebody need to drive home that 4/4 killshot.

>>10883870
archive ples

>>10883870

Man just look at those mean walls. I wouldn't wanna get meaty-thumped against one of those.

>>10883787
what a fudd. that hallway has nothing an operator would use. no doors, windows. not even a picture frame

>>10883870
>dat filename
obvious mexican is obvious. there is no way that is legal in the states.

OH GOD, PLEASE ARCHIVE THIS!

BANG
BANG
CRASH
thats all it takes for a redguard to break into your home
why dont you own a hallway?

>noise awakens me from slumber in the late am
>confazzled up to investigate
>forgot my gun
>intruder in my home
>i beat him off with a hallway
>no charge


hey guise amidoinitrite?

I voted. Looks like we did it.

>>10883921
>i beat him off with a hallway
>i beat him off
>i beat him off
>i beat him off
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

If my hallway forks is it double-barreled?

>>10882770

Eh, honesty time... sorry dudes going to get a little /x/ in here.

>>Be six watching TV with parent son mom's birthday.
>>Dad sees something odd down the hall in the house.
>>Look back to see a 1x1 glowing orb casually floating in what was my room at the end of the hall at the time.
>>Parents are losing their shit, it realizes we see it.
>>It moves thru the wall and around our 1300sq house past 2 6 foot fences in about 6 seconds.
>>Family dog which is in back yard loses its shit.
>>Dad grabs his revolver and flash light and charges outside.
>>Be 27 Parents don't know what it was to this day, Baptist Mom thinks it was Angel.
>>Dad not so much...
>>Be terrified of aliens since kid...
>>They're coming back, and I'll be ready.

>>10883953
wtf get out of here with your guns. this is a hallway thread

>>10883939
I would have to see pics, but I am by no means an expert.

>>10883894
Windows break. Door slam shut. Why would you want all that shit in your hallway? A hallway is simply an opening on one end, some walls, and an opening on another.
> /thread

>>10883953
Did someone say....
Aaaaaaaalllllieeeenns?

My apartment complex requires signed consent from the manager and all my roommates to possess a hallway. I keep mine stowed away, so nobody knoes about it. one of my roommates is from South Korea, and is very afraid of all hallways.

Screw all that modern offensive architecture.
For mere lunch money you can have a glorious moist hallway.

>>10883964
ok i read that in his voice. does that mean I lose?

>>10883757
oh god lol'd

>>10883989
VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIIIIIIIIIM!

Tactical advantage hallway.

>>10884013

That's pretty sweet. Gotta love how double-stacked staircases can hold way more hallways.

>>10883973
In South Korea, all they have is rice paper hallways. Any REAL construction (brick, drywall, etc) is gonna scare them shitless. The only construction they've seen like that is on the DIY network.

>>10884013
am I the only one that thinks when I am walking downstairs like this in(in my apartment building) if anyone ever tried to break in as I was walking down the stairs I would have a tactical advantage because I have the higher ground. not even lying I think about this shit.

>>10883870
i cannot into archiving please explain

>>10883921
>free of charge

fixed

>>10884042
Those Asian rice paper hallways are very light but also fast and surprisingly effective against opponents without armor.

>>10884076
I heard that FN makes a really nice paper hallway even comes with a bunch of bells and whistles.

guys... just, thank you guys.
Never change, night time /k/. Never change.

What kind of hallways to mallninjas use?

> Why do you need a gun at home?
Because that's where I live.

>>10884098
those gay ass black hallways with hand rails everywhere. shit is useless everyone knows it makes the hallway less light efficient to paint it black. and get those rails out of here that shit is for stairs nigga.

>>10883024
>Bedside gun
>Revolver
>Kept unloaded

Do you mean on your bed?
How big is your fucking bed?

>>10884076
Armor like a thick denim jacket? Studies by FBI has proven that construction like rice and straw do not have the stopping power. I'd rather have a good heavy brick and mortar hallway to beat my opponents with.

>>10884127
STOPPAN POWA IS A MYTH EVERYWHUN KNOES THAT GTFO FAGGOT!!!!!

>>10884127
>stopping power

get out of here call of hallway kid.

everyone knows that's not even true.

>>10884013
how many steps can fit in that hallway?

>be 12
>just get home from school
>watching spongebob
>hear rattling at door
>redguard bursts in interrupts spongebob
>i'm so mad that i grab the closest thing to me
>it was a hallway. Yellow painted stucco with metal edges.
>beat redguard to death with a hallway
>ruled self defense

>>10884140

Well it is double stacked....

>>10884140
>>10884140
omfg those are stairs. steps =/= stairs. steps exist by themselves while stairs belong in cases, hence staircase.

lrn2hallway

>>10884141
my nigga, sounds like the kid of hallway I would use. What year was yours made?

>>10884147
I have heard those have feed/walking issues.

Oh my fucking Lord how this thread has made me LOL.

Screencapped for posterity, even if an EMP blast someday destroys the 4chan archive.

Oh God. Never change, /k/.

>>10884152
Late 70's. most modern without falling under the fascist double nogging bans of the 80's.

>>10883114

This guy must be feeling really awesome right about now.

>>10884177
that sounds a lot like mine, only the stucco is a bit more one orange side. I think mine was made in the 60's pretty good for it's age though not a lot of ware on it. I need to get a more modern one, I worry that if I ever need to beat a someone to death with it, it might be a bit too old for it. Anyone have any suggestions for something a bit newer? I was thinking a brick I am not really into that synthetic crap.

>>10884187
you could opt for metal framed hallways. they work well but they're expensive. then again, you get what you pay for.

just make sure that you cover it with drywall quick. if the ATH finds out you assaulted someone with a metal hallway, you could see some jail time.

You guys are making me feel really insecure about living in a loft.

/k/ - hallways

>>10884177
OH GOD WHAT IF THE CRIMINALS GET THEIR HANDS ON ILLEGAL HIGH CAP HALLWAYS???!!!

Well I live in a house built in 1947 and I have a hallway built out of fucking CEMENT. Oh, it looks like ordinary stucco, but it ain't.

Old school hallways is best hallways.

>>10884227

Lucky guy. Cement is tried and true. My grandfather kept his hallway from the war, and it's an amazing piece of work - it'll probably be around and working long after I'm dead.

>>10884212
Some pro hallway control faggot in /pol/ wants all of us to live in lofts
>>>/pol/1753643

>>10884233
we need to let those buggers know they need to keep their slimy hand off our hallways.

>>10884233
He's a fucking Communist.

Hey guys I got this slavshit hallway at the local contractor's convention. It's a bit dirty but I like the fact that it has history, and probably was used during the revolution. It's still covered in cosmoline from storage. Also, you can see it has a newer door-the serial number for that is different, but it's still a good solid hallway. I love these old, long, wooden paneled battlehallways...

>>10884244
How in the Christly fuck do you clean Cosmoline off a whole fucking hallway..?

You slavshit people. I'll never understand.

>>10882770

I do, I just didn't know this many people posted on /k/ lol.

I've got a wooden hallway, I use it mainly for hunting... Does that make me a fudd?

>>10884270
>I just didn't know this many people posted on /k/ lol
More and more people are coming here. Most have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

I blame the ever-increasing popularity of FPS games and their acceptance outside of traditional gaming circles. These days video games, gun manufacturers, food and drink manufacturers, etc. are all partnering together and more people are being exposed to real guns by proxy.

tl;dr cowadooty and FPSRussia are to blame

>>10884252

Even a my kid knows how to clean a hallway with a ramtree. I've got a couple of old canvas sails from my friend I wrap around and soak with a couple hundred gallon squirts of solvent.

>>10884252
i know a guy who has an oven big enough. of course it at the end of his hallway and smells like potato cakes.

>>10884286
Is there anybody who reviews hallways on youtube?

>>10884244
That's a wonderful find! All the old wooden hallways in the last construction expo were too expensive or had some modern low-E glass system windows installed. I wish I had enough money for this (see pic). It is an old Russian hallway with cement and steel blast doors.

>>10882770
Wow, unless the AF is different then he wasn't supposed to have that gun in his nightstand on base. I knew we had to keep it stored separate form ammo in the Army, shit was gay. Of course good luck on them proving otherwise.

Your dad beat a nigger into fried chicken puree with his fist?
You have a bad ass lineage.

>>10884297
>Dem locking bolts

I've heard those blast doors are hard to open and close during use because they tend to stick. Doesnt really matter though since you only need one hit with a beast like that and an intruder's head is pulped.

>go to school, hope to make friends
>big ugly kid makes fun of me and everyone laughs
>"its ok, tomorrow will be different!"
>it was never different
>years pass
>I realise how Little these ugly people mean to this planet
>I am the only one who truly understands Suffering, how can Anyone be a true Person until they've experienced suffering
>They must all Feel the Pain I Felt
>but how..?
>remember dad keeps his 12-gauge in his shoe closet
>killthemalljohnnykillthemall.jpg
>I am now at Peace in Singsing, my life's journey purpose being complete
>guns gave me the harmony I so craved

>>10883122
Same with Navy houses. Atleast the ones I lived in as a kid were.

>>10884316
Dont be a faggot.
You should'eve used a fully semi-automatic hallway, pussy.

>>10884316
>go to school, hope to make friends
>big ugly kid makes fun of me and everyone laughs
>"its ok, tomorrow will be different!"
>it was never different
>years pass
>I realise how Little these ugly people mean to this planet
>I am the only one who truly understands Suffering, how can Anyone be a true Person until they've experienced suffering
>They must all Feel the Pain I Felt
>but how..?
>remember dad keeps his hallway in his rambler
>killthemalljohnnykillthemall.jpg
>I am now at Peace in Singsing, my life's journey purpose being complete
>Hallways gave me the harmony I so craved

>>10884333
still a faggot

MFW I live in a cape cod and have no hallways so I keep my basement bat next to my nightstand

>>10884321

>>10884369

> have no hallways so I keep my basement bat next to my nightstand

I've always said if you can't legally own or handle a hallway, then a basement is definitely the next best thing.

Truth is nobody wants to get hit with any piece of architecture - even a simple counter can be very deadly in the right hands. I don't know the exact numbers, but more people are killed annually by counters than any other part of a house.

My hallway is quite short, but it does lead to a strange room. Is this acceptable for self defense?

Anyone know some good Hallway related movies?

>>10884412
Some feel that having a short hallway with a strange room wont have enough power to stop an assailant. But, I feel that it allows you to get more accurate follow up hits on your attacker.

>>10884412

A long hallway isn't essential for self defense. If you can't get the job done with 6-feet of hallway then you're in a full blown architecture fight and already fucked.

>>10883582
2/4

What is /k/'s opinion of the best hallway diameters?

I find that if they're too narrow, they're woefully inadequate. But very wide hallways are difficult to handle for people with smaller builds.

>MFW I have a 13' hallway with triple glazed windows and a high capacity stairway

>About two years ago
>middle of the night
>hear a bunch of clamoring in my kitchen
>check what the ruckus is about
>find two wetback gangbangers rifling through my shit
>run and grab my 8ft hallway with oak hardwood floor
>itsonnow.jpg
>beat both wetbacks to death with hallway
>Aquitted

> be 16
> in bed about to go to sleep
> hear loud banging
> walk into living room, see burglar
> burglar sees me
> start to run down hallway
> burglar follow (rooky error)
> grab hallway, beat robber
> hallway bot considered weapon in Australia
> acquitted

>come home
>walk into house
>roommate is standing at the end of the hallway
>doors shut, locked, and ready to go
>his hand is even on the doorknob
>I yell at him for pointing the hallway at me
>"lol dude what are you so jumpy about"
>as soon as I get him away from the hallway I beat him with a belt and lectured him on safety
>if it ever happens again, he's out
>roommate is very respectful of hallways now

I really hate when people don't even bother to learn the rules.

>>10884391
>>10884391
>basement bat

It's probably too late for anyone to take notice, but
>be 19
>live with mother (take care of her)
>generally don't care about my well-being
>but dorothy mantooth is a saint
>live in a crime-ridden, high black population area
>nothing bad has happened, but I don't care to entertain the thought of someone hurting my mother

that's it. I'm not a hardcore SHTF'er or anything, I just don't want anyone to hurt my mother.

>go ahead and call me momma's boy, 'cause I totally fucking am
>also inevitable hate/flaming

>>10884472
You should get a 4-6ft hallway. It's manageable yet can still take down a redguard or two. as for your mother. make sure to teach her proper use of her hallway such as cleaning and doorknob discipline(we don't want any accidents).

>>10884491
So, that's the thread? Hallway jokes?

In that case, yes, I should teach my mother proper hallway safety; it would be foolish for her to get hurt.

how easy is it to get a CCH license?

>>10884494
i dont see any jokes here

>>10884513
It depends on your state. ATH guidelines vary it seems.

>>10884494
hallways are no joke sir. Hallways are not a toy. They are a tool for defense or a tool for hunting.

>>10884526
>last weekend
>out innadawoods
>spot 9 point buck
>ready my hallway. 12ft, wood paneling.
>hand on the door knob
>thud
>thud, thud, thud, thud
>screeeeeee
>thud, thud, crack
>good venison for the next month

>>10884494
My cousin was killed by a hoodlum with an illegally-purchased Hallway. Please do not joke about them.

Hallways don't kill people! People kill people.

what kind of hallway would /k/ recommend in a SHTF scenario

Hallways are now banned in UK

>>10884573
about an 8ft. drywall, steel edges. tile preferable but, carpet will do.

>>10884578
Poor bastards are gonna have to resort to beating the chavs down with thoroughfares.

>>10884573
>>10884579

I also recommend drywall and tiling. Wood paneling is better for head bashing, but tricky because if it's not treated right, and split/built right, it can crack in cold climates. overall you're better off with an easily repairable, lighter, and more weather resistant drywall. Tile is a no brainer.

If you're willing to fill out the paperwork, get one with steel construction struts, otherwise go for treated wood. Cinderblock is too heavy for a SHTF hallway.

Door should be at least solid hardwood, none of them hollow cheap Chinese doors. Steal and reinforced doors are heavy. If you can get a light, commercial grade 30 min firedoor that is an excellent choice. A deadbolt for safety is of course highly recommended.

Windows and odd rooms and closets should be kept to a minimum, this is supposed to be a simply functioning hallway.

Dont be a rudy and hang pictures and chandeliers all over the fucking place. You're not trying to show off, you're carrying a deadly weapon.

Size of the hallway depends on where you're going. 12' is a good size, but if you're on open praries you may want to go with a narrow 18'.

>>10884640

Wow! Thanks for the informative post, man! See - this is why I come to /k/. You just can't get a trustworthy opinion on hallways anywhere else.

>>10884455
Kids these days, they have no hallway discipline. Just yesterday, someone at the local Home Depot had a negligent walk.

Alright guys, my grandfather recently passed and in his will he's left me and my sister a house that has a few hallways in it. Nothing special, mostly plaster and drywall, there's a couple solid cement/brick walls on the lower floors as well so I'm not too worried about any kind of transfer with those but I'm concerned with the legality of a couple pre war hallways in the basement. I can't tell the exact age but I believe these are pre 1900 hallways based on the dust buildup, lead based paint lining, wooden moulding, and their relatively small size but I have no real way of finding out short of hiring some kind of lawyer or specialist, and at the risk of losing a pair of dirty but otherwise historical and completely restoreable hallways.

Tl;dr pre war hallway legality and how to get it checked without the feds taking them from me. P.s I didn't mean restore in the typical fudd "hurr throw some spackle on it", I intend on using materials from the period.

>>10884666

> Just yesterday, someone at the local Home Depot had a negligent walk.

I read the entire thread with a straight face but this broke the camel's back and I can't stop laughing.

Would a hospital hallway with hand-rails be considered tactical?

>wake up
>go into parents room
>tacticool soviet spetsnaz zombie
>grab my nugget
>beat him to death with a hallway
>parents give me a strange room
>ounce of weed taped to the barrel
>/k/

>>10884689

If they're pre-1900 then you're perfectly in the clear legally. Those are considered heirloom hallways and are not subject to the same restrictions we have in place now.

Good luck restoring them, and hopefully you can pass them onto your kids some day! Classic hallways like that should stay in the family.

>>10883595
lolwut

Live in fort Stewart housing with 11 firearms and one mean ass hallway

Alright well


Is this our new thing now?

>>10884757

Yes.

So I heard about the craftsmanship and reliability of Austrian engineering, you know... roll it around in the dirt, submerge it in water, etc... and the hallway still will function flawlessly.
It wasn't long after I received my Glock Hallway that I found out it doesn't mix well with high pressure...

What are your guys' favourite hallways?

I like me a good, well-crafted German hallway. It's a surprise they ever lost the War with the quality of walkways they were producing.