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  • File : 1324265107.jpg-(469 KB, 689x912, kkk.jpg)
    469 KB Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:25 No.10345135  
    Kim Jong Il just died
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

    South Korean military on emergency alert
    >@BreakingNews: S. Korean military declares emergency alert following death of Kim Jong-il-@YonhapNews

    Chance of war?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:25 No.10345145
    Why?

    What's the point of going to war?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:26 No.10345149
    >>10345135
    Not sure. Are there any strongmen who would execute a coup right now? Probably not, but it's a good precaution to take against such an externality.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:27 No.10345153
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    >>10345145
    because it never changes
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:28 No.10345162
    Thank god he didn't let nukes fly with his death. Is his son sane?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:28 No.10345167
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    >>10345145
    pic related
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:29 No.10345172
    >>10345162
    >Implying it's physically possible for someone in North Korea to be sane
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:30 No.10345184
    >>10345149

    Yea, pretty much every general North Korea has right now is thinking "I am not taking orders from some idiot little kid. Maybe it is time for ME to run things"

    IL dieing while in power is basically a nightmare scenario.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:30 No.10345185
    >>10345145
    because if its Kim-jong un who replaces him, he's 28 years old at most, is only recently appointed, and therefore there is a power vaccum, with the military expecting them to show thier grorious readership and command...
    and the way to do that is to rattle the sabre.

    so, previous leader dead, troops told he's a near-immortal god are shaken, military expecting to prove itself, a young kid in charge...

    if that is'nt reason enough to be prepared for in case there is shit, what is?
    >> god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 12/18/11(Sun)22:31 No.10345198
    >>10345162

    We dont know shit about him.

    Honestly, they have 2 pictures of him. They think hes 14 in one, the other is like 100 frames of video of him at the last DPRK Military maneuvers. They think hes in his 40s
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:32 No.10345205
    Wasn't KJI's son made supreme commander of the NK military a few days ago?
    They must have known he didn't have long left.
    The words power vaccum spring to mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:33 No.10345213
    >implying the kid won't earn the respect of the military an bring NK into a glorious new age
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:33 No.10345215
    >Kim Jong Il croaks
    >Best Korea starts firing missiles into South Korea
    >U.S. starts leveling the place
    >China shrugs, shoots a few little nukes in there for the hell of it
    >pretty lights for about 24 hrs straight
    >Gen. Mattis gets on the phone with troops in Korea
    >"What the hell just happened over there?"
    >"Hell if I know, sir."
    >"Well.......job well done."
    >"Thank you sir."
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:33 No.10345221
    They'll definitely want to show that they are still in command and powerful. How they do that will be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:34 No.10345234
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    HAI GAIS
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:34 No.10345239
    >>10345184
    Well, anyone running anything in Korea is pretty much related by blood to Kim.

    Maybe their family ties and "honurr" are strong and Kim worked something out as a "emergancy-failsafe" before he died to prevent a powerstruggle.

    Only time will tell tho..
    >> Papulu !dCodef2d72 12/18/11(Sun)22:36 No.10345256
    >>10345234
    >Is fat as fuck in a nation with food rationing.
    >0.0000001% as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:37 No.10345272
    I for one are tired watching 3rd world conflicts the only target NATO can find are a bunch of shit tier sand armies I for one welcome the possibility of a respectable and ideologically motivated army. It shall be a glorious campaign for the north koreans and NATO. Kinda like a little ww3
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:37 No.10345277
    >Osama
    >Gadaffi
    >Kim Jong Il

    President of Venezuela, Syria or Iran next perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:37 No.10345281
    >North Korea starts a war
    >Nato countries are obliged to stop sending food aid
    >Everyone in North Korea dies of starvation within 2 weeks.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:38 No.10345284
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    Don't worry people. The US President is in Hawaii, he can keep an eye on Korea well from there.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:38 No.10345286
    He had to "die" so that he could rise in 3 days as the new messiah. Oh yeah its' coming.
    >> >shaw !lkdlBraves 12/18/11(Sun)22:38 No.10345293
    Inb4 NK uses SK's High Alert status as a reason to launch a preemptive attack claiming they went on high alert because they killed Kim Jong Il and knew a war was coming when the NK's found out
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:38 No.10345295
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    >>10345281
    >implying that isn't already happening
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:39 No.10345305
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    Clearly this was the work of USA's new nano-sized assassin drone.

    It destroyed his heart from the inside while the guy controlling it was stationed in Kentucky.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:40 No.10345310
    BBC reporting emergency security council meeting called
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:40 No.10345313
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    >mfw America and Israel "free" NK, Iran, Syria, and Venezuela simultaneously.
    >> KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI 12/18/11(Sun)22:40 No.10345318
    >>10345215
    >"What the hell just happened over there?"
    >"Hell if I know, sir."
    >"Well.......job well done."
    >"Thank you sir."

    Lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:42 No.10345330
    >>10345277
    obongo is next!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:42 No.10345331
    Asian markets crashing, emergency security council meeting called, SK military on emergency alert

    Right now is one of the most likely times for a war to kick off.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:43 No.10345345
    >>10345286

    The glorious leader comes down from the sky after 3 days on a giant and majestic golden whale which leaves a trail of rainbows. The glorious leader does this act because he forgives the human race for not showing their devotion to him and blesses them with a chance to become part of the great Korean master-race.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:43 No.10345347
    Wars will be put on hold for now... dear leader must be put to rest!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:44 No.10345357
    >yfw you remember the Korean war never officially ended, it's still just an armistice/cease fire
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:44 No.10345358
    >>10345331
    >>10345310

    It's only the South Korean National Security Council that's having an emergency meeting, not the UN one according to BBC
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:44 No.10345362
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    He won't be "ronely" in HELL
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:47 No.10345384
    I wonder how long he's actually been dead for, and why they'd choose today to announce it.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:47 No.10345392
    Does this improve or further hurt the chances of us ever seeing all those Garands? Should I just abandon all hope?
    >> >shaw !lkdlBraves 12/18/11(Sun)22:47 No.10345393
    >>10345357
    ITS COMMIE KILLIN TIME! LET'S GET THOSE RED BASTARDS FOR REAGAN! ONE FOR THE GIPPER!
    >> alderblight 12/18/11(Sun)22:48 No.10345401
    We need some South /K/oreans in this thread NOW. State of Emergency declared, but any reservist activations? Details!!!!! I have an ex in Seoul, trying to get a hold of her now.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:49 No.10345415
    Is it a state of emergency in SK? Does that mean mobilization of reserves?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:49 No.10345416
    Asian Stock Market Open and then Plummet:
    http://finance.yahoo.com/intlindices?e=asia
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:50 No.10345424
    >>10345415
    does it mean the SK robot army is online?!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:51 No.10345429
    >>10345392
    Yeah, that's a no go. That would benefit no one but the civilian arms collector. We sure as shit don't matter.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:53 No.10345443
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    post yfw

    Kim Jong il is an anagram of

    KING JIM OIL

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:53 No.10345444
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    >The market will never be flooded with Garands, lowering the price to $100 and replacing the nugget.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:54 No.10345453
    >>10345443

    They're going to squeeze him and sell his body oil to all his followers!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:55 No.10345464
    >>10345444
    >>10345444

    How is his death related to Garands???
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:55 No.10345467
    >>10345392

    SK will probably need them now.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:56 No.10345476
    >>10345464

    South Korea is sitting on millions of them. They tried to sell them back to us but obongo said no. You know, some redguards might convert them to full auto and do drive bys with them.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)22:59 No.10345495
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    >>10345476
    >>10345476
    >some redguards might convert them to full auto and do drive bys with them.

    These guys?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:01 No.10345510
    >>10345495
    You have that new poster smell
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:03 No.10345523
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    >Kim Jong il dead

    Finally, jeez....
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 12/18/11(Sun)23:05 No.10345546
    >>10345476
    Patrolling Compton almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:07 No.10345562
    >>10345476
    obama said no because they tried to sell them to us when the rifles were loaned to SK back in the war. They were tring to sell us weapons that we already own.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:07 No.10345569
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    >>10345476
    >>10345546
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:08 No.10345575
    >>10345444
    Obama turned down like a few hundred thousand service grade garands left over from the 50-60's they will be destroyed since korea doesn't know what to do with them.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:09 No.10345582
    http://english.cntv.cn/20111219/112469.shtml

    CCTV says the official cause of death was "great physical and mental strain"

    is it just me or does that sound a little off?
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 12/18/11(Sun)23:09 No.10345583
    >>10345575
    >they will be destroyed since korea doesn't know what to do with them.
    Not anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:10 No.10345587
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    >mfw

    I thought he was immortal and never took a shit in his life?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:10 No.10345592
    >>10345583
    planning all those public executions man...
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:11 No.10345595
    >>10345592
    meant to
    >>10345582
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:13 No.10345603
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    My wet dream is as follows:
    1. Norks disarm and open up borders for trade
    2. Tons of old soviet weapons sold onto the US C&R market
    3. I Cum everywhere and take out sveral bank loans to buy Nork SKS's, Mosins, PPsH's, etc.

    I know it's not probable, but dammit, a man can dream, can't he?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:14 No.10345612
    >>10345603
    I share your dream comrade.
    >> Gimmeaname !TFH/p3ZI3U 12/18/11(Sun)23:15 No.10345613
    >>10345603
    or your nightmare
    >As a sign of peace all old weapons are destroyed
    >Burning PPSH's and SKS's everywhere
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:15 No.10345614
    how soon can we bid on his train?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:16 No.10345619
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    >>10345603
    OH GOD HNNNGGGG
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:16 No.10345623
    >convinced he'll die flying
    >has special train to travel around & feel safe
    >dies on the train
    hahaha. Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:18 No.10345634
    >>10345583
    >>10345583
    >>10345583
    This thought amused me greatly.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:26 No.10345698
    13 days before 2012

    we have seen the end of
    >sadam
    >bin laden
    >gadaphi
    >now kim

    In such short time they have all died.
    my tin foil hat is feeling tighter and tighter.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:26 No.10345699
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    >>10345603
    >>10345612
    >>10345619
    Suddenly, Mosins for $40.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:27 No.10345712
    well shit, who will Best Korea get to look at stuff now?

    http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 12/18/11(Sun)23:28 No.10345721
    >>10345698
    In before Castro.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:31 No.10345746
    Why would there be a chance of war? A leader died of mental and physical anguish. You think NK is going to charge over the DMZ over it?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:33 No.10345763
    >>10345746
    Remember what country you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:33 No.10345764
    >>10345746
    They're too busy planning a huge fireworks display, flag waving ceremony, and parade for the funeral.
    Half the military is probably training to put on this show.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:35 No.10345778
    >>10345746

    see

    >>10345763

    NK has a long history of going full retard over even the littlest things, including the height of the little flags on the peace commission table at the DMZ Peace Village. Now Dear Leader, the head of their god-personality cult, dies.

    Dis gon be gud.
    >> NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo 12/18/11(Sun)23:37 No.10345805
    >>10345746
    You realize that the Norks have sunk a Souk destroyer and shelled South Korea in the past year or so, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:38 No.10345817
    I note Kim on one thing and I stood to salute him for it the moment I found out.

    He kept his people from doing seriously bad things even though they all wanted to attack. Looking on his history, he has not forcefully fucked over his own countries interests by doing things like what saddam had done in Iraq.

    So he gets a salute from me for it, remember the dead for the good they've done because once they're dead they can do no more wrong.

    <S>
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:38 No.10345823
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    I will miss him. He was my fav leader ever... he was the man of the people of /b/ he trolled people and got away with it he is a leader that we will never see the likes of again.. I will go out side and fire 21 shots to send you off to Valhalla.
    >> alderblight 12/18/11(Sun)23:40 No.10345837
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    I need a link to NK state TV delivering the news of his death, if anyone has come across that.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:41 No.10345848
    >>10345763
    >>10345763
    Ok, I know its a batshit insane country, but they aren't stupid enough to blame South Korea for it and attack. They know they can't win an armed conflict, they use their nuclear arsenal threat to keep everyone at bay. If they were going to invade over nothing they would have already done it by now. South Korea has been trying to provoke NK into starting something for along time. They held a military parade and a shooting exercise near the border in hopes that NK would freak out and attack. If NK attacks, it will be over something bigger involving SK.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:42 No.10345856
    >>10345401
    State of Emergency? Got a link on that? As if that's legit, shit has most likely hit the fan.
    >> Doc !MandP.GTQs 12/18/11(Sun)23:44 No.10345867
    well fuck

    here I was watching Music Bank on KBS1HD and this mother fucker from KBS9 breaks in with some shit about Kimmy dying.

    what now
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:45 No.10345877
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnqHkg0X8E
    nuff said
    >> alderblight 12/18/11(Sun)23:45 No.10345879
    >>10345856
    >>10345856
    Been hearing it all the newscasts. All gov'mnt workers must report. No word on reservists being called. I thought there were some SK's that lurked up in here, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:46 No.10345887
    >>10345613
    lol
    just cheap mass produced slav shit anyway
    i'd laugh my ass off at all the neck beards crying about it
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:46 No.10345893
    lolz
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:48 No.10345908
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    Guys, we're all fucked.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:48 No.10345912
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693
    >Are you in North Korea? Please send us your comments using the form below.

    IF YOU ARE FROM NORTH KOREA, TELL DES NIGGAS WATS UP WIT CHU DAWG
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:49 No.10345918
    >>10345908
    I don't understand this shit, how bad is it? I know the Asian stock market crashed or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:50 No.10345927
    /k/, we must unite to make a sing Kim Jong Il thread. Poking fun at this old bastard needs to take place in a single thread, by all of us.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:50 No.10345929
    >>10345912
    Seems more like a cruel joke. No one is North Korea has internet, no one gets out of North Korea.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:50 No.10345934
    >>10345135
    Isn't OP's pic Mao?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:51 No.10345941
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    >>10345912
    Ya, they are all online now and watching it on tv
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:51 No.10345946
    >>10345934
    also isnt the leader of South Korea
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:51 No.10345947
    >>10345927
    *single
    fuck me and my shitty wireless keyboard
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:52 No.10345956
    lol wouldn't it be funny if someone from /b/ claimed responsibly to the norks that kim jung il's death was evil american imperialist cia and started a war?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:52 No.10345958
    >>10345934
    That's the joke.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:53 No.10345970
    >>10345958
    carry on then.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:55 No.10345984
    If there's war I can finally go kill commie gooks like my grandpa did in the first Korean War.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:56 No.10345997
    >>10345912
    Im in North Korea now, people are crying. They lost a part of their souls
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:57 No.10346006
    >>10345877
    >irradiated mississippi
    and nothing of value was lost
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:58 No.10346012
    >>10345997
    Protip: they are crying because they think that they will finally be able to get some food.
    >> alderblight 12/18/11(Sun)23:59 No.10346017
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    NK State TV:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zT8lKweG00
    >> Doc !MandP.GTQs 12/18/11(Sun)23:59 No.10346020
    >>10345997
    >implying they were allowed to wear shoes
    >> Anonymous 12/18/11(Sun)23:59 No.10346021
    >>10345997
    Let them know some americans in the know also feel that it's a loss.

    Not every country has to like us but keeping the peace is the main point and he did that for the majority of his leadership.
    >> Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN 12/18/11(Sun)23:59 No.10346028
    >>10346021
    Are you for fucking real?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:00 No.10346032
    >>10346028
    niggers gonna nig man, just let him troll.
    >> alderblight 12/19/11(Mon)00:00 No.10346036
    >>10346021
    So much wrong w/ that statement.....not sure where to begin.....
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:03 No.10346053
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    >>10346021
    Kim Jong applauds your troll post.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:05 No.10346071
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    >>10345877
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:15 No.10346131
    Zine El Abidine Ben Ali (fled to Saudi Arabia)
    Laurent Gbagbo (arrested)
    Osama bin Laden (KIA)
    Ratko Mladic (arrested)
    Hosni Mubarak (trials in process)
    Muammar Gaddafi (KIA)
    Kim Jong il (dead)

    2011 was quite a good year in this regard.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:15 No.10346133
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    >>10345476
    >South Korea is sitting on millions of them. They tried to sell them back to us but obongo said no.
    Obama is not the first president to tell them no, because they are arguably US property that SK wants to sell back to us.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:22 No.10346196
    SK is now at DEFCON 2
    >> hmm... 12/19/11(Mon)00:25 No.10346221
    >>10345135
    With ron paul,and those new pro-gun ruleings... we will finally get our riffles!
    >> alderblight 12/19/11(Mon)00:26 No.10346234
    >>10346196
    source?

    and my bet is on Joseph Kony for the next piece of shit that "dies from overexertion". 2011 will truly be wonderful if that happens.....
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:30 No.10346261
    >Kim Jong Il Dead

    So, Homefront anyone?

    'Cause this shit is hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHd-iMgY-lc
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:33 No.10346278
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    >>10345721
    Nothing can kill Castro.
    Fuckers nearly 100 now.
    >>10346196
    Why do people think Kim Jong dying will start a war? The Norks and he himself knew he was on his way out years ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:38 No.10346309
    >>10346278
    the norks thought he was a god, gods don't die
    >> Go Null Yourself !!psQNaDg0Afw 12/19/11(Mon)00:40 No.10346323
    >>10346309
    No, they thought Kim Il Sun was god.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:40 No.10346326
    >>10346309
    Ya'll do know his father died less than 20 years ago? I Don't remember any limited nuclear wars in the last 2 decades to be honest with you.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)00:41 No.10346334
    >>10345823

    I can't believe you saved that, that thread was fucking terrible.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)06:28 No.10347947
    Any word on mobilization of SK reserves?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)07:03 No.10348079
    Val Hamer in South Korea tweets: "I live in South Korea. Military on high alert. Choppers everywhere. Strange tension in the air.#kimjongil #northkorea."
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)07:03 No.10348081
    1136: Unconfirmed South Korean media reports suggest North Korea has test-fired a missile on its eastern coast, says the Reuters news agency. South Korea's Yonhap news agency quotes an unnamed South Korean official as saying he does not think the launch is related to the announcement of Kim Jong-il's death.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)08:52 No.10348372
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    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)08:56 No.10348381
    Yahoo and multiple others are also reporting missile "tests" off the east cost of North Korea.

    Its being theorized that the missile "test" was actually a anti-ship missile aimed at a South Korean ship that got to close to the "dont fuck with me" line but missed so badly it is deniable as a test
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:02 No.10348391
    My grandfather fought the entire Korean War and always was disappointed at the outcome. I always wanted the chance to finish the fight.

    >there will be no actual battles and they will implode as peacefully as a police state can
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:04 No.10348396
    It is likely that Kim Jong Un’s uncle, Jang Song Thaek, will rule behind the scenes as Kim Jong Un trains on the job. Like the transition from Kim Il Sung to Kim Jong Il, it is likely that North Korea will focus internally over the next few years as the country’s elite adjust to a new balance of power. In any transition, there are those who will gain and those who are likely to be disenfranchised, and this competition can lead to internal conflicts.

    The immediate question is the status of the North Korean military. Kim Jong Un is officially the Vice Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the Workers Party of Korea and was recently made a four-star general, but he has no military experience. If the military remains committed to keeping the Kim family at the pinnacle of leadership, then things will likely hold, at least in the near term. There were no reports from South Korea that North Korea’s military had entered a state of heightened alert following Kim Jong Il’s death, suggesting that the military is on board with the transition for now. If that holds, the country likely will remain stable, if internally tense.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:12 No.10348407
    I really don't think anything will happen, because both the north and the south would get completely fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:18 No.10348415
    War isn't going to happen. North Korea has been having a massive drought which without U.S. help would have killed millions by the end of this year. They aren't doing very well on food, so they certainly wouldn't start anything during the winter. They aren't THAT stupid.

    At this point I would be more worried about in-fighting and them being a bit over protective of their territory until things settle.

    >>10348381
    If true it's most likely a show of power. They want to look strong to hide how weak they are at present. Not too different from the norm really.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:23 No.10348423
    Is everyone that ...stupid??

    Use simple logic.

    The North elite/ruler know extremely well thhat they wont win a hypothetical war.

    Yes, they can demolish Seoul. But other than that, they will be fucked so hard afterwards.

    Why breaking the status quo, when they are comfortably enjoy luxuries. The peasants are starving and eating tree barks. Who cares?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:32 No.10348434
    Reports that a South Korean ship was just fired on in international waters by a Nork patrol boat
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:33 No.10348437
    >If true it's most likely a show of power. They want to look strong to hide how weak they are at present. Not too different from the norm really.

    The South, Japan, Reuters and the AP all confirm it
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:34 No.10348443
    >>10348434

    link
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:36 No.10348448
    >>10348443

    I am listening to YTN radio... looking for link
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:37 No.10348451
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    >>10348448

    surely the norks wouldn't try to provoke shit...didn't the south say they'l retaliate next time?

    inb4 the korean peninsula is wiped off the map/
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:38 No.10348452
    >>10348448

    Give it a half hour. It was over 20 minutes before Al Jazera picked up the death and over an hour for CNN to confirm it

    Mainstream news is slow as hell in times like these
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:39 No.10348456
    >>10348452

    I'm checking yonhap, they haven't said anything yet.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:40 No.10348461
    This ship fired on was the Yang Manchin
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:44 No.10348472
    >>10348461

    any more info?

    Is shit hitting the fan as we speak?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:46 No.10348477
    >>10348472

    Nothing yet. Apparently a random shell hit the water near a south korean destroyer and came from the direction of the Nork ships

    Both North and South are playing a game of chess with their ships off the east coast of the country... right where the missile "test" was a little while ago
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:51 No.10348487
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    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:51 No.10348491
    >>10348423
    HA HA!

    I'M EATING THE TREE BARKS!
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)09:55 No.10348499
    >>10348477

    ugh this is frustraiting it hasn't been reported anywhere yet, you'd best not be trolling.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:03 No.10348520
    >>10348499

    If there's one thing /k/ has taught me it's that Best Korea is the biggest cock tease in the world.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:03 No.10348522
    >>10348520

    this, it was December last year that the norks shelled south korea, and we were all convined WW3 was about to break out.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:04 No.10348526
    >>10348477
    Sauce or you're a dirty scummy liar.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:06 No.10348532
    >>10348522
    >>10348520
    To be fair these actions should be the norm.
    They haven't actually declared a peace.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:08 No.10348537
    http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html

    Found it on drudge. Nothing about a S.K. ship though.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:08 No.10348538
    >>10348537

    This is a different incident aparently
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:10 No.10348541
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    >>10348538
    Oh well then disregard my post. I suck cocks.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:10 No.10348544
    >>10348538

    They probably took the article about the north "test firing" a missile and just assumed they fired on a SK ship and start talking about it.

    Considering it hasn't shown up on the internet at all, I doubt it's happened.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:11 No.10348547
    >>10345256
    >>10345313
    >>10345318
    >>10345331
    >>10345698
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:12 No.10348554
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    >>10348547

    fuck, we all need to get laid before WW3
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:19 No.10348578
    >>10348554

    missile launch confirmed. Media calling it a test

    http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:20 No.10348584
    >>10348578
    >http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html

    this happened hours ago, its nothing
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:27 No.10348603
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    >>10348578
    Sweet Jesus when did /k/ become a bunch of nut jobs?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:29 No.10348613
    >>10348603

    Are you new or something?
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:29 No.10348619
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    >>10348603
    Welcome to /k/
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:30 No.10348620
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    >>10348613
    Somewhat. I only stop in on /k/ for pretty pictures of arrow-planes and I'm usually left feeling impressed.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:31 No.10348622
    look at all their sad...LOOK AT IT!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw&feature=g-logo&context=G2cfefc5FOAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:31 No.10348626
    >>10348620

    We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:35 No.10348644
    >>10348622
    haha
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:37 No.10348652
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    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:49 No.10348688
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    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:54 No.10348711
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    >>10348622

    man.. that video is goldmine of gif
    >> Anonymous 12/19/11(Mon)10:58 No.10348731
    >>10348622
    >>10348644
    >>10348688
    >>10348711

    So many dubz.

    Those who cried got a cookie.
    Those that didn't cry were executed.

    When Obama dies, it will be America's turn to weep.
    ;_;



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