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    38 KB CCW GREENTEXT STORIES Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)05:32 No.10156657  
    saw a troll thread about ccw'ing, it made me want to hear some ccw stories, when u had to use them, retarded soccer moms seeing them, funny, crazy, whatever, just ccw stories. GO
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)05:42 No.10156677
    Not really CCW but:
    >>Finally find a holster for my gun, and am CCW'ing.
    >>Go to look at cars.
    >>Salesman is a total bro, though he asked if I had permit. Explained one isn't needed.
    >>Other salesman talked to him later and was like "OMG he had a gun!"
    >>He told them it was legit.
    >>Bought car from him.
    >>Decided OC'ing isn't a wise idea because people aren't used to seeing it around there.

    Also:
    >>Pistol carried in car per state law. Working security at time and on way home from work.
    >>Stopped by highway patrol, duty to inform. Also tell him about hunting rifle in trunk.
    >>Cop looks at me like I'm retarded for telling him.
    >>Sends me on my way after check comes back clean, sends me on my way.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)05:43 No.10156682
    >>10156677
    not "Finally find a holster for my gun, and am CCW'ing" meant to be "OCing"
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)05:56 No.10156697
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    >buy new revolver for ccw
    >am ccw'ing
    >go to female friend's house who I've shot with
    >ask if she wants to see it
    >"sure"
    >next day
    >her mom texts me tells me never to come over with it again if I do blah blah blah
    >ask why
    >'you brought it into my house even when my daughter specifically told you NOT to, and I don't want you to, blah blah"
    >mfw my stupid friend threw me under the bus of her stupid mom

    Man, it's so hard to convince stupid liberals they're safer with me around since I have the damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)05:57 No.10156700
    >>10156677

    >duty to inform

    I heard this when I went through my CCW class. Is it common for cops to react that way when you tell them about your firearms during a routine stop or do they usually thank you for getting it out of the way?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)06:11 No.10156729
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    >>10156697
    mfw your friends mom is a bus that you were thrown under.

    also, what kind of revolver?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)06:18 No.10156741
    >>10156700
    My experience is rather limited in the matter, the only times I've been pulled over was while I was in my security guard uniform, and the cops didn't seem to give a single fuck. Keep in mind though I was wearing a uniform similar to theirs and that put them at ease though. I still had to conduct myself as though I wasn't in uniform though. I might have lucked out and ran into the chill cops, IDK. I did have a buddy who got stopped and had his pistol in the door (this one was when I lived in TX) and despite him having a CCW (out of state) the cop chewed his ass for the gun being visible. The cop didn't charge him though so it's all good. Most cops aren't as bad as people would have you believe.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)06:18 No.10156743
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    >>10156729
    Ruger LCR .357 magnum

    Nobody has ever seen it without me showing it, it just disappears. That said, never accidentally unpocket a speedstrip/speedloader - I got a death stare from my girlfriend's aunt while in her house. She didn't ask, but she and I have argued a few times about gun control (fucking hippies.) so I think she should assume I pack.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)06:38 No.10156789
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    BUMP FOR STORIES
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:42 No.10156915
    I was on my way home from the movies one nite, I also at the time was a licensed armed security officer and had my ccw, only this nite me and my wife were smoking a bowl on the way home, I got pulled over by a Corporal who said my tag lite was out, I identified myself as armed and presented him with my lic and CWP at the same time he said ok went to his car with both our ID's, he came back on my wife's side handed me my ID's thru her window and looked at her and said, Pretty colorfull backround u got there missy (previous pot charge) looked back at me and said, anything in this car I should know about?
    ((I had my glock 17 fully loaded, 30 rd mag in the middle glove box, spiked tball bat under the seat, machete on the door and I forget where but a studded club as well, also my bowl the only ganga I had was already half smoked in the bowl)) so obviously I said no there is nothing you should know about, he said mind if I look, I said YES for what reason do you need to look thru my car I only had a bad tag lite your profiling because of my wife's previous arrest your not allowed to do that she did her probation. He then said step out of the car please sir, so I did, I concented to the search of my person, which I had but he didn't find, then he asked to see my gun, I showed him, then he asked to search my car again, I again said no because it was 2am and dog's are hard to find in a 30 min period at that time, as I said no I glanced at his cop car and my heart fell into my stomach, those pretty lil red letter's K-9 unit were on the side, 1 of 2
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:43 No.10156918
    so He said that's fine, go stand with my backup officer at the corner and I"m gonna walk my dog around the car, I said ok, walked over to the cops which by now other were showing up, Being a security officer I started chatting up the rookie officers about firearm's training then the Corporal come's back and started to tell me how his dog hit on my wife's side of the door so what's in the car before he goes and looks, so I told him there were some weapons, and a half smoked bowl of weed in the center console, 5 min later 11 Cops including the Sargent show's up as the Corporal is pulling out my spiked bat, guns etc. then the bowl comes out, Thank god the Sargent was from my neighborhood in Brooklyn, and Identifies me as such just from my bat, we have a laugh about it, The Corporal redneck and his buddies aren't mad bout the weed they are pissed about the bat callin me crazy and they wana take it away from me!!! Sargent sais to me look, the only bad mix you got here is your Hippie Cabbage and weapons, so look I"m taking your pipe, it was a really nice $100 glass Sherlock, and write you an appear in court ticket, looks at his Corporal and says put the bat in the trunk it's legal, less deadly than a gun so leave it, they unload my glock put all my weapons in trunk, I go home. Court come's up I have to pay $400 in fines and take a 3 hour silly drug course with a bunch of Heroin junkies which if you make it can be halarious, I contradicted the lil college student teacher lady and beat her in every argument she brought up, End result? I still have my CWP, Fuck Security Work shit, Love my new job, make tons of money, smoke every day, got lots of more guns and blades. Is /k/ Jelly? This happened bout 3 years ago in Orlando Fl area
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:50 No.10156928
    >ccwing
    >wearing non-concealing clothing
    >weapon printing like a boner at the dance

    that's about all the trouble i've had
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:52 No.10156933
    >>10156918
    Nice, are you still doing security?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:53 No.10156937
    >>10156918
    >Is /k/ Jelly?

    No. We finished school.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:55 No.10156940
    >try open carry for once
    >at the store and someone asks me if im a bounty hunter like Dog
    >never OC ever again
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)07:55 No.10156944
    >>10156937
    So did I, as I said I had my armed security license I was just not working that nite I was in plain cloths
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)08:12 No.10156975
    >>10156940
    Fuck I hate the general public and their retarded questions.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)08:24 No.10156992
    >>10156918
    > /k/ Jelly?

    Uh, no. For a start I can spell and punctuate properly. Your posts were a headache to read. Second, I finished school and I have a much better job as a scientist than rent-a-cop, and my partner and myself aren't drug addled junkies, and I STILL would've handled myself better in front of those cops.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)10:06 No.10157231
    >>10156992
    >>scientist
    >>Marijuana
    >>you're a drug addled junkie

    Lol/
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)15:29 No.10158288
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    bampin for stories
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:05 No.10158498
    >>10157231
    Are you honestly implying that Marijuana is not a drug?
    Because if you are, we might have to put you down before you breed.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:07 No.10158508
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    This was back in may.

    >using new leather shoulder holster for my p229
    >Riding moped to friend's house (cheap and gas efficient, inb4 "hurr durr faggurrrt")
    >SUDDENLY, A GUST OF WIND DECIDES TO OPEN MY JACKET.
    >Suburban mom with her kids in a parking lot next to me sees it and freaks out, running back to their car all frantically.
    (don't blame them, if I saw a strange man wearing black pants, combat boots, a white dress shirt and a trench coat with a gun it'd rustle my jimmies)
    >she secures her kids in the car and walks over to me and yells at me about how I shouldn't be carrying "that thing"
    >she says (and this is word for fucking word) "don't have that thing on when you're around my kids, it's not safe"
    >I kindly reply "I'm simply using my rights how I want and if I knew you would be freaking out about it I would have buttoned up my jacket, but I'm not a fucking mind reader so I didn't know"
    >ride away like a motherfucking boss.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:09 No.10158526
    >>10158508
    >ride away like a motherfucking boss.
    >on a moped
    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:10 No.10158531
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    >>10158498
    >Implying one's thoughts on weed are passed through DNA.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:13 No.10158546
    >>10156918
    no we're not jelly. you're just some weed attic who thinks he's cool. enjoy your aids from your pot needles.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:13 No.10158551
    >>10158498
    >We

    Big talk from a beta who has nothing to pass on himself.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:14 No.10158553
    >>10158526
    well played, sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:16 No.10158566
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    >>10158531
    >Implying that adults don't teach their children according to their opinions on issues.

    >>10158546
    Thanks, now I need a new desk and a new skull
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:18 No.10158581
    >once i CCWd into a party full of liberals and hippies
    >had sex with a passed out hippie chick
    >her ass because her pussy was already used
    >then i left
    >> Rei Belle 11/23/11(Wed)16:18 No.10158586
    >>10156657
    >>Back from installing pipe out in japanese sea
    >>Was OC'ing then, OCing now
    >> Oc'd down the street to Mother In Law's house
    >> Old lady stops and stares as I walk.
    >> Calls me a commie
    >> I turn
    >> eyes meet
    >> Her eyes start to bleed from the intensity of staring
    >> My eyes Bleed
    >> I Shit my pants
    >>She shits her pants
    >> Shit spews from our mouths as we collapse on the ground and begin to convulse
    >> notbad.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:20 No.10158598
    >>10158551
    >Implying that you have anything to pass on either.
    >> generictripfag !!2gvSr5QNeFI 11/23/11(Wed)16:23 No.10158627
    >>10156915
    >>10156918
    >>10156992
    textbook thread derail. I haven't seen a good greentext thread in a while, why don't you go troll /b/?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:27 No.10158654
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    >go to grocery store while cc'ing.
    >not a fucking idiot so no one know I am carrying.
    >buy frozen stouffers lasagna and garlic bread.
    >then I went home and made dinner.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:27 No.10158655
    >>10156677

    Is the cop obligated to confirm your license or whatever on his car computer if you tell him you're carrying? Because if he is, he was peeved that you gave him more work to do for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)16:30 No.10158675
    >>10158586
    correction
    you shit her pants
    >iwastherewatching.mp4
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)17:21 No.10159014
    >>10156697
    You are a fucking idiot. Nobody is safer with you around. If you came into my house with that I would break your fucking face with a tyre iron, you immature piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)17:28 No.10159064
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    I went to the local big box store, Fred Meyer, to get a Glock 20 that showed up. I fill out the paper work and am about to leave store when sales clerk says "It's store policy that we have to walk the guns out of the store" I said no problem cause I have bought from them before, I'm sure it's just a goofy safety policy. But I was CC at the time.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)22:51 No.10161053
    >have a house in a shitty area
    >can't sell it
    >I CC eery day
    >used to do yard work OCing
    >now I'm 'that muh fuggah wiff a gun & dem dawgs'
    >> KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI 11/23/11(Wed)22:54 No.10161062
    >>10161053
    Better then being "That one fuggah that mah nigga stabbed up afta takin' his paper."
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)22:58 No.10161083
    >>10161062
    lolniggers
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)22:59 No.10161093
    >>10161062
    Yes, and amazingly, things don't disappear from my yard anymore, and my garbage cans dont get knocked over either. I get called MR. a lot too now.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:02 No.10161105
    >>10156700

    Rural cops are generally bros regarding firearms. I have never gotten a ticket when i had heat in my trunk. In fack, most of them are more interested in the minutia of the specific weapon than giving a ticket. Remember that most rural cops and troopers spend most of their day bored as fuck and the opportunity to talk to someone about a mutual interest is rather uncommon.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:05 No.10161114
    >live with brother
    >both firearms enthusiasts
    >ccw law passes in our state
    >hot diggity
    >get our licenses
    >brother ccws into town square
    >commits suicide in public

    I guess he really meant it.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:06 No.10161121
    >>10161114
    He got the attention he wanted at least.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:06 No.10161122
    >>10156700
    >>10156700
    I got pulled over a couple of months ago and informed the cop that I had my Sig next to me in a box on the passenger seat. He grabbed it, asked it is was loaded, and kept it while he ran background check on me with my DL and CHL.

    Comes back with ticket and thanks me for informing him. He was pretty chill for me running a blinking red. Had no idea it meant stop. So yeah, depends. He seemed relieved when I told him I have a CHL and the pistol.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:07 No.10161134
    >>10161121
    I think he got the death he wanted

    asshole
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:11 No.10161149
    .

    >northern california
    >semi-rural area
    >oc fixed blade sometimes when going for walk
    >some rubberneckers drive by but overall, nothing.

    ---

    >driving through Montana
    >stop at a little town along the highway to rest and eat
    >It's like a different world, nothing but White people, no obnoxious non-whites anywhere
    >see a guy walking around through town with an ak-47 slung like it's the most normal thing in the world, people don't even take a second glance
    >I'm moving first chance I get.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:11 No.10161150
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    >>10161093
    How many dogs do you have? Are you like Old Lady Gibson from New Vegas and have a bunch of dogs to attack nig-nogs?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:11 No.10161154
    >>10161134
    And attention. They want people who they feel don't care to remember them if they do it in a public setting.
    >> GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 11/23/11(Wed)23:13 No.10161160
    > be 21, OC my p226 everywhere because I hadn't taken my CCH class yet. Pretty much nobody cared.

    >get a good CCW holster, never look back for everyday carry (no more OC into the bank/kroger/wherever)

    then, this past summer
    >have sig in small of back, pump gas, go in for receipt
    >state trooper follows me out of store, "Son, do you have a license for that?"
    >present valid VA CCH, valid VA DL.
    >"Son, did you know that North Carolina dosn't honor any out of state permits, of any kind?"
    > wut
    > much name calling, "ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING?!" questioning
    > 45 minutes later, he takes the cuffs off, puts my unloaded sig on the dashboard of my truck (which he had searched while I was seated on the curb, cuffed), tells me "IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN NC WITH A GUN AGAIN, YOU'VE BOUGHT YOURSELF A ONE WAY TICKET TO JAIL"
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:17 No.10161187
    >>10161150
    I have three greyhounds. All that matters is that they are tall, have long muzzles full of teeth, and bark when people are in the yard. They are tall enough to look through the window in the living room and be seen from the street. The local bushmen are deathly afraid of them. I used to get people knocking on my door asking for handouts, donations, jesus & whatever. Now- zip. Just the Mail man.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:20 No.10161200
    >>10161160
    >mfw I live in NC and all but a handful of states accept my CCW license.
    >mfw I have no face.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:20 No.10161201
    >>10161160
    You should have sued his ass for being such a massive dick, and the threats.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:22 No.10161207
    >>10161187
    I didn't know greyhounds were that scary. Then again, nig-nogs are afraid of them, registered mail, and ghosts.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:23 No.10161212
    This is a tale a few years ago when I was 22 years old.

    >CCing going from work to home
    >get a call from girlfriend asking if I want to meet her parents and dinner there
    >go directly to her house because my house is an extra 20 min drive
    >after dinner I thank them for having me as a guest and tell them how well the food was
    >stand up to put my plate and cup in the washer
    >girlfriend spots a lump in pants and asks about it
    >I tell her I CC at work and she looks at me like I was a ghost
    >her father asks what I’m CCing and I tell him Sig Sauer p226r with FMJ rounds
    >girlfriend says she is scared of guns
    >her father tells her to stop being silly and asks me and her to follow him to his "man cave"
    >he shows us his collection of over 20 different rifles and handguns
    >we all agree to go shooting the upcoming weekend
    >go shooting at local range
    >her father says I’m a great shot and tells me he is glad I’m dating his daughter and not some idiot
    >under a year later I married that girl and we are still married till this day
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:24 No.10161222
    >>10161212
    Did you put it in her butt?
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:24 No.10161224
    >>10161160
    where in VA do you live? You don't have to be specific- Hampton roads?
    >> Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV 11/23/11(Wed)23:28 No.10161248
    >>10161212
    This is now my favorite cc story.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:32 No.10161270
    >>10161207
    They're not- but appearances are everything. They are big, like 80 pounds of muscle & no fat. 30 inches at the shoulder, lots of big teeth, 2 of mine are stripped like a pitbull (Brindle) one is black. They appear to be big, mean, bushman eaters,, but they are nice gental happy playful dogs.
    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:39 No.10161299
    >>10161270
    They can easily run a nigger down if they needed to. I think niggers are genetically afraid of dogs. That's why they fight them, in an apelike fashion to exact revenge on a creature much higher in evolution and use than they are.
    >> GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 11/23/11(Wed)23:42 No.10161316
    >>10161224


    lolyeah. virginia beach, sometimes. I've mentioned so before, not like I'm worried.

    funny thing is cops around here are generally pretty chill because everybody's military. except, of course, the ladycop I did a ride along with, who didn't even know that civilians could obtain concealed carry permits. (again, wut.)
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:45 No.10161326
    >>10161316
    I'm further west. I know some of the cops by name and they don't give me a second glance. But then I'm white, former military and older, so it's like I'm part of the club.
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    >>10161299
    >>10161222
    >>10161207
    >>10161150
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:47 No.10161337
    >>10161299
    There's not a man alive they can't catch. I train my middle one and he can really fly.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:47 No.10161342
    >>10156677

    You're in Arizona, right? The Duty to Inform is after the cop asks and not before, idiot.
    Which dealer did you go to, I love it when OC makes transplants nervous.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:47 No.10161346
    >>10161299
    As a child I lived in a low income area and my family had two racist dogs (they really hated anyone who was black regardless of their actions). One day my mom’s friend was going on a trip and left her bike on our porch to watch after and that night some black male tried to steal the bike... Needless to say my dogs did not take too kindly to that, jumped the back gate chased the man down and tore his ass up while my dad hearing the racket came out with a double barrel shotgun. When the police showed up the man was in critical condition and had to be rushed to an emergency room due to the dog bites and my dad’s steel toe boots. The man lived (sadly) and was sent to jail but because the jails in this country work as they do he was released after he recovered and ended up killing two girls who worked where closing up a local pizza shop.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:50 No.10161357
    >>10161337
    Do they hate niggers? Like do they growl and bark at the sight of one of those pavement apes?
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    >Have a S&W M&P
    >Mini girlfriend, carries a tiny 380
    >Always give her shit for having such a tiny gun
    >One night we're leaving a lecture given by a scientist we both like
    >Suddenly two bad guys approach us
    >Immediately start moving towards her, one with a knife, they do not even ask for money
    >She draws and puts two into Tyrone, who screams like a little girl and turns to run
    >Leeroy runs away with his partner
    >Later after calling the police we learn Tyrone passed out and nearly died, but Leeroy called the ambulance for him
    >Leeroy said Tyrone accidentally shot himself while at a gun range
    >He was unable to name what gun range or what type of gun or where the gun range was
    >I didn't have my full-sized pistol on me because it's a pain to carry around everywhere

    Moral of the story? As much as it pains me to say it, nutnfancy does have a point. Doesn't matter how great your sidearm is if you only carry it with you half the time. A weaker gun that you have on you is much more useful than the .44 magnum you left at home.

    Epilogue: Tyrone went on to make a full recovery. And was sentenced to something like 5 years in jail. But he was out in less than 2 for testifying against another gang member.

    Unfortunately for Tyrone and Leeroy, they then went on to try and rob a pawn shop that had been robbed numerous times before. The shop owner pulled out his Mossberg 500 Cruiser and now Tyrone and Leeroy are robbing that convenience store in the sky.
    >> Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)23:59 No.10161404
    >>10161384
    Favorite part of the movie Antwoine Fisher is when that little niggers get his head blown off by the shop owner. I always rewind that part like 6 times if I can. Nothing better than watching a nigger made good. Don't you mean that Tyrone called da amberlamps?
    >> molot0v !CocKTAILBg 11/24/11(Thu)00:00 No.10161407
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    >>10161384

    >now Tyrone and Leeroy are robbing that convenience store in the sky.

    Fucking lost it.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:01 No.10161417
    >>10161384
    Must be scary up in heaven for jigaboos since all dogs go to heaven.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:01 No.10161419
    >in CVS, waiting on gf to finish whatever
    >go to bathroom to poop
    >take off IWB holster and set it down right next to me whilst i purge
    >wouldnt you know it i forget it, dont realize its gone til about 6 hours later
    >luckily police have it and im able to get it back a few days later
    >worst feeling evar when i realised i lost it
    >never take it off again
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:02 No.10161422
    >Go to hobby lobby open carrying my glock
    >mom and I shopping for christmas tree stuff
    >not a single fuck from anybody

    Such is life in Arizona.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:03 No.10161430
    >>10161422
    Damn I want to live there now. Gun laws must be like awesome as shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:05 No.10161449
    >>10161419
    >2011
    >shitting in public
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:06 No.10161450
    Leave it to /k/ to turn a CC story thread into a "I HATE NIGGERS" thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:06 No.10161451
    >>10161430

    It's great. Police and security officers on duty don't even glance at ya. Even if they do it's just a quick glance and they go back to their business. I've even gone into Barnes and nobles carrying my glock and just sit their for hours reading a book and nobody even has a look of fear or trys to walk away from me.

    I'm just glad it's the norm here.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:06 No.10161459
    >>10161451
    me too, but GA.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:07 No.10161461
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    >>10161404

    Before you get too excited about the "white-power" component to this, by your standards I am half "dune coon" and my girlfriend is a "chink".

    By the way, my girlfriend is pretty liberal, but you gotta meet her parents. You think white people hate black people? Sheeeeeeeeit. Talk to a traditional Asian family. Like the ones who were born overseas. They don't mess around with that shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:07 No.10161465
    >>10161451
    I heard in Alaska it's almost expected of you to carry in the more remote parts of the state. Like if you don't people give you more grief.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:08 No.10161469
    >>10161212

    Why the fuck would you carry FMJ instead of JHP?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:08 No.10161473
    >>10161384
    >pawn shop that had been robbed numerous times before
    This sounds familiar. Has the shop owner killed any other scum before?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:09 No.10161480
    >>10161461
    Meh, you both are human. Black "people" are not human. They lack certain genetic markers in their inferior apelike DNA. And yeah I know. I have friends from Korea and Vietnam. They hate blacks more than any other race.
    >> Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 11/24/11(Thu)00:09 No.10161481
    >>10156918
    Mind telling me if there are any security jobs in the orlando area? I really need to leave the current job i'm at and getting a class d licence shouldn't be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:09 No.10161484
    >>10161469
    penetration, ever try to shoot someone through a windshield with hollowpoints?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:10 No.10161492
    >>10161484
    Or you ever see how thick a brillo pad afro is on a nigger buck?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:12 No.10161503
    Nothing too awesome, but a little amusing

    >Going on family trip, me, my pops and mom
    >Pops driving, not paying attention to speed, gets pulled
    >Cop walks up, perform "duty to inform", ccw with glock 30
    >Split second later, my 62 year old, 4'11 90 lb mom performs her "duty to inform"
    >Cop, pops, and me all look at my mom
    >Shes carrying her walther p22 in her purse
    >Knew she had her ccw, never thought she carried
    >Cop doesn't even bother checking our guns, gives pops a warning
    >Proud to be my mother's son
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:13 No.10161511
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    >>10161473
    >This sounds familiar. Has the shop owner killed any other scum before?

    I have no idea. But just looking at the dude, I wouldn't have been surprised.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:15 No.10161528
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    >>10161160
    You should know in which states you're permit is valid. The cop had every right to charge you.
    >>10161419
    MFW no one on /k/ knows the public restroom trick:
    >unholster weapon
    >slide pants to ankles
    >place weapon safely in the crotch of your underwear
    >never forget it
    >never drop it loudly on the tile
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:17 No.10161541
    >Go to corner store to buy beer.
    >Have my Detective Special in my coat pocket and it fits said pocket like a glove.
    >Two young nig bucks follow me on my way back to apartment complex.
    >"Yo dawg you gots fitty cents!?!? We just saw you spend money!!"
    >"No, leave me alone."
    >"Man fuck you, give us fitty cents!"
    >Follow me through parking lot of complex ooking and eeking like the filthy soulless savages they are.
    >I set beer down and draw snub nose, leveling it at them without saying a word.
    >They stop dead in their tracks.
    >"Hey man, we was just playin' and sheet!"
    >Don't say anything, just keep gun aimed at them.
    >They run faster than any nigger I've seen on cops.

    Damn it feels good to be in Texas.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:19 No.10161549
    >Be awesome as fuck dad
    >Chilling in the house waiting on daughter to come home from school
    >Hear yelling outside
    >guy at door with a gun to my daughter's head
    >demands to be let in.
    >nope.jpg
    >Put a shot through the window
    >He starts loudly threatening my daughter as he tries to move away
    >Put a round in his stomach
    >daughter saved
    >turns out my bitch of a wife hired the guy
    >Such is life in Texas.

    I wish it were my story:
    http://www.click2houston.com/news/HCSO-Dad-shoots-man-holding-daughter-hostage/-/1735978/4783348/-/5
    9c6vnz/-/index.html
    >> Gaunt !F4aF/KjLuM 11/24/11(Thu)00:22 No.10161571
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    i have a bear story
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:22 No.10161572
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    DAT DUTY TO INFORM!

    MFW I live in Wyoming, which has no duty to inform.
    MFW I chose not to mention it when I got pulled over.
    MFW that cop ran my info then approached on the passenger side with his pistol and Maglite crossed in a terrified Harries grip.
    MFW he yells, "You gotta gun in there, son!?"
    MFW I told him I was under the impression this state has no duty to inform.
    MFW somehow shit de-escalated, and he just told me it's a good idea to volunteer that info.
    MFW I volunteer it every time I get pulled over now.
    MFW every other cop has said, "You don't have to tell me that. Just don't reach for it."
    >> GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 11/24/11(Thu)00:23 No.10161577
    >>10161528

    My Virginia CCH *is* valid in North Carolina. That's why I was stupified. NC general statute 14-415.24, which I have since committed to memory.

    Also, this was the ONE time I was in a different state and did not have printed copies of the CCW laws for both VA and whatever state I'm in.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:24 No.10161582
    >>10161571
    Of course a nigger bear becomes a rapist. Surprise! Surprise!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:25 No.10161587
    >>10161577
    Oh, sorry. Scary.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:26 No.10161592
    >>10161582

    >the lighter side
    >> Parabellum !!8hnLzoc21Wu 11/24/11(Thu)00:27 No.10161596
    >>10161571
    I know this is old, but damn.
    >> Gaunt !F4aF/KjLuM 11/24/11(Thu)00:30 No.10161612
    >>10161596
    pretty sure its fake too.
    >> GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 11/24/11(Thu)00:30 No.10161613
    >>10161587

    No worries, but scary is right. I called the Nash County Sheriff's Office to verify the law after the fact and make sure there was no crazy county thing out there I was violating, then tried to file an online complaint against a particular NC state trooper, but their website never let me submit. My guess? It was overloaded with complaints against their officers. This was back when they had that issue with the officers over by the coast breaking all kinds of laws on that lawyer's wife and the video hosted on their site - too much traffic.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:39 No.10161666
    >>10161577

    Either the cop was an ignorant pig, or he was fucking with you. Next time you go to NC, take some type of recording equipment. You may be able to profit from LE ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:41 No.10161674
    >>10158508
    >Moped really, really thinking anyone ccw should have truck or better, moped bad idea most likly troll waste of time
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:54 No.10161735
    >CC while shopping at H-E-B.
    >Loading my groceries into my car.
    >Niggers roll up in shitty car. Start axin' if I want to buy some lame rap CD and proceeds go to Haiti niglets.
    >Tell them no and keep loading my groceries.
    >They start getting aggressive and threatening because I won't buy their nigger music.
    >Act like they're about to climb out of the car.
    >Reveal the 1911 I have holstered on small of my back.
    >They haul it really fast.

    Love to spook spooks with a pistol. They aren't that tough, you know.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:55 No.10161747
    Just got my CCW yesterday.
    First carry story here!
    >carry into gas station
    >carry into Walgreen's
    >nervous as fuck
    >Remember that an issue with most new carriers is that they touch their gun
    >make a point to not touch my gun
    >Do things left-handed to keep my weapon hand free
    >buy things and gas without incident
    >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.

    Seriously, I was nervous as fuck. Feel much better now. Just going to take some time to get used to.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:56 No.10161758
    >>10161747
    Most people are pretty oblivious to the world around them. Keep that in mind. I was nervous too when I first started CCing but honestly, no one notices shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)00:58 No.10161765
    >>10161747
    Wear it around the house so that you get used to it and get used to doing common activities with it.
    >> SumRando 11/24/11(Thu)01:00 No.10161774
    >live in a shit duplex in a shit neighborhood of a shit armytown.
    >have fairly nice truck, rest of my possessions army Geo-Bat standard (e.g. very crappy)
    >get hit up for money by bums every day, know most of the ones that bum around here by now and if they're sketchy or not, most are harmless and i usually buy some pop-top canned food for them whenever i'm at the grocery store
    > new, non-neighborhood crackhead looking raggedy bastard mean mugging me as i walk to the truck
    > I get in, take out the (super shitty) SD9 i carried at the time, was getting ready to put it under the center flippy-uppy-thingy.
    > raggedy crackhead pounds side of his fist on my drivers window.

    > point SD9 at his face, calmly lower window a crack so i can hear what he's saying
    > looks at gun, looks at little white man-let (me, i'm freakishly small) and immediately deflates
    > "hey man, got any change?"
    > no, fuck off
    > he leaves, only see the regular harmless bums around here now
    > still give them canned pop-top ravioli on a regular basis
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:00 No.10161775
    >>10161747

    go take a shit with it. figure out what you'll do now, rather than later.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:03 No.10161790
    >>10161758
    >>10161765
    >>10161775
    thanks for the advice /k/ommandos. Will do.
    >> Affaken Amurkin Jennamen !NIGgErxWJc 11/24/11(Thu)01:04 No.10161792
    >>10161541

    Brothas just wanted fitty cents. Maybe they was thirsty!
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:07 No.10161813
    >>10161792
    I'd give them some nice hot lead to quench that thirst. Forgot to mention they were fumbling with something in their pockets when they advanced on me.
    >> Affaken Amurkin Jennamen !NIGgErxWJc 11/24/11(Thu)01:10 No.10161827
    >>10161775

    True story. First time I took a shit with a pistol, it slipped out of the holster and smacked onto the tile.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:21 No.10161907
    >>10161572

    Fuck Wyoming! I hit an elk while driving through there.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:29 No.10161947
    >>10161827

    First CCW holster was appendix-carry shit-tier IWB with regular shit-tier belt. I was helping a guy push his car out of the road and my shit-tier Sigma 40VE fell out onto the pavement.
    Current carry rig is a CZ75B with a god-tier MTAC and 1.75" Wilderness Instructor CSM belt.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)01:36 No.10161969
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    >>10161947
    It's a good belt
    >> OxyMoron 11/24/11(Thu)03:35 No.10162185
    >>10161469
    right?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)03:44 No.10162213
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    >carry sig P6 in a $15 uncle mike's IWB holster
    >carry two extra magazines in police surplus P6 mag pouches on my 9 o'clock
    >not a single drop, spill, flash or problem
    mfw I've had no problems with a dirt cheap rig

    >carry S&W M10-8 in a similar uncle mike's holster
    >carry two speed loaders in a police surplus speed loader pouch on my 4 oc'lock
    >first time out with S&W M10, fell out onto floor of Best Buy when I reached down for a flashdrive
    >MFW in next post
    >now carry that in a Galco with thumpstap
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)03:46 No.10162223
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    >>10162213
    MFW
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)03:50 No.10162231
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    Upgraded carry rig...
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:19 No.10162290
    >walking into Ikea
    >old guy at entrance bending over to pick toddler grandchild out of stroller
    >ass crack fully exposed, pistol barely staying tucked into back of his pants
    >ass crack back away but pistol still looking precarious, geezer follows toddler's parents out to parking lot, carrying child

    that is when i realized that if we think we have problems getting old folks to give up their DLs because they believe they can still handle a car, just wait to we have to start asking aging baby boomers to give up their CCWs because they're not fit to carry.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:23 No.10162303
    >had a really shitty day (huge fight with the gf, car problems, massive fuck-up at work (it wasn't my fault))
    >walking home much later than I normally leave work
    >it's dark and I'm pissed so I don't see the guy at first
    >hear someone calling me so I half turn
    >large man with a fucking machete fast walking up
    >no one else on the street
    >"hey faggot, gimme yo wallet"
    >already had a hand on my glock, so I draw and have it aimed in less than a second
    >"no, give me *your* wallet"
    >he drops the blade and starts backing up
    >I tell him if he runs I'll shoot him and get on the fucking ground right fucking now
    >yes I'm pissed but I'm not going to shoot him just because I'm angry
    >end up actually taking his wallet and pocket money while ranting about my shitty day and he picked the wrong motherfucker to rob and I should just shoot him
    >run off leaving the guy begging for his life on the sidewalk
    >what the fuck did I just do
    >$600+ in the wallet and other money (he had some loose bills)
    >i'm ok with this.jpg
    >buy my gf some flowers on the way back, apologize (and have some great make-up sex) when I get home
    >able to fix the car with the rest of the money
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:29 No.10162327
    >>10162303
    I dont care if there is a possibility of this being fake. I want to believe
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:32 No.10162336
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    >>10162303
    >> Access !T4c4dEXqt. 11/24/11(Thu)04:32 No.10162338
    >>10162327
    Story time:
    >I CC all the time
    >My day proceeds as normal.
    >Betterthanexpected.jpg
    >> Andy !WJc663PH8U 11/24/11(Thu)04:33 No.10162343
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    >>10162303
    Marry me?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:36 No.10162354
    >At Wal-mart
    >Deciding between Seagrams or Canada Dry
    >Hardest decision of my fucking life
    >Some dude with a mullet, the coolest mustache I've ever seen, and sunglasses drops standing next to me
    >Drops his shopping list
    >Bends down, his CCW flashes for a second
    >Hipster/hippie/generally unlikable lady sees
    >"DUDE, IS THAT A GUN?"
    >Guy's face become the epitome of "Shut the fuck up."
    >He walks off
    >I chose Canada Dry
    >All is well in the kingdom
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:58 No.10162410
    if you get a random strangermom/hambeast/other

    say

    "I'm undercover"

    don't mention the word cop though b/c that'd be impersonating a police officer
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)04:59 No.10162413
    >>10158508
    >ride into the sunset
    >moped: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    i lold pretty hard at the thought of that good sir
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:07 No.10162429
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    >>10162303
    actually have a friend with an almost same story

    >drunk as fuck for a friends 21st
    >GF is being a bitch and decides she wants to sleep at home instead (where her NOW bf is stay)
    >buddy knows this is just some bullshit that she doesnt really want to make it work
    >makes it worse and goes drunken rage mode
    >decides to walk home from like 6-8 miles away
    >4-5AM halfway home
    >notices footsteps behind him and some nig pretending to be on the phone
    >bookbag with laptop and other shits in it but an empty wallet
    >pocket knife EDC (that i gave him)
    >decides to turn around after about 500 yards and starts screaming at the nignog
    >LOOK IDK WTF YOU WANT BUT I DONT HAVE SHIT FOR SHIT ON ME AND NOTHIN TO LOSE SO YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING I CAN PROMISE /ILL/ END UP WITH /YOUR/ WALLET
    >dude sees a ghost and stumbles turning around and disappears into some woods
    >rest of the walk was great sucess

    pic related (to him) our favorite of his dads guns, never found a similar one
    Savage 20guage under a 22
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:23 No.10162462
    >>10161480
    i agree with ya man. cant stand stupid niggers and heres why
    >few months ago
    >at peter piper pizza for my 3 year old cousins bday party
    >was walking her around, playing games and shit
    >she wants to ride the firetruck that rocks back and forth
    >band of mini niglets hording around it
    >they're too poor to even put a quarter in to start it
    >tell her we'll play on it later
    >later
    >niglets have gone back to papa ape
    >she gets in ride
    >i start ride
    >shes going nuts
    >niglets see the child having fun
    >rush the firetruck and take it over
    >take cousin out and tell her we'll ride it later
    >walk by papa ape as hes laughing
    >call him stupid nigger under my breath
    >he shuts his whore mouth
    >walk away carrying 3 year old cousin like a boss
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:31 No.10162481
    >>10162429

    Shit man, I learned to shoot on one of those. Best little gun around.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:35 No.10162490
    >>10162410
    Or just don't say shit to them, you owe them no explanation.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:37 No.10162497
    >>10162481

    Forgot to say that's a Savage 330 something.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:40 No.10162504
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    >>10162481
    we have a lot of fun launching 20 gauge shells across the room from the spring loaded back plate

    srs bsns though i asked a few gun stores around here if they carried anything like it and every single person managers included all gave me strange rooms out the ass asking about a 20-22 underover whathaveyou even haven shown them a picture were still thought i was bullshitting
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:42 No.10162510
    >>10162504
    You talk like an aspie. Maybe that is why they didn't want you there. Do you look like an aspie?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:45 No.10162517
    >>10162504

    I believe ours was a 330R if that helps, sad day when we handed ours in. Only got $50 for it, headspace was measured in credit cards.

    Ours never flicked shells like that though, just enough to clear the lock.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:50 No.10162534
    >in detroit
    >walking home from work at 11pm on a main road
    >OC keltec p32, barely visible under jacket anyway
    >hear footsteps, turn around
    >lone nigger pointing a revolver at me, not saying a word
    >OHFUCKOHFUCK split-second decision to put hands up and not reach for gun
    >notice cop car parked outside dennys
    >hands now up, nignog gets a huge-ass grin, puts the gun down, starts to talk
    >it goes off, shoots himself in the foot
    >mfw trying not to crack up laughing as he falls over
    >get my p32, point it at him, say drop it
    >cops come running
    >2 crazy-ass lookin cops with sauce on their mouths pointing their guns at me and screaming to PUT THE WEAPON DOWN
    >put it down
    >get cuffed
    >they radio for an ambulance for nignog and see if hes ok
    >get put in cop car, dont say a word until back at the station
    >explain what happened
    >they let me go then and there
    >later testify against nignog and he gets 6 years
    >mfw i'll be telling that story till im 90
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)05:50 No.10162537
    >>10162504
    There are all types of similar guns, how the hell did they think you were bullshitting? They only cater to COD fags?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)06:17 No.10162613
    > I'm in culvers
    > As I'm getting out of the corner booth, my gun rubs against the seat through my shirt.
    > It's loud as fuck.
    > Some college kids a few tables down whisper "that guy has a gun".
    > Nothing happened.

    Such is life in Phoenix, AZ.

    Only other interesting CCW related incident was I caught some niglet trying to scale the wall into my apartment complex. I scare the shit out of him.

    I think he does in fact live here, and now I feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)06:25 No.10162631
    >>10161212
    >FMJ
    >married
    retard
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)06:42 No.10162664
    >>10161357
    >>Pavement apes

    I think I just found my new slur.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)07:57 No.10162848
    >>10162664
    There's also rape ape, boot lip, brillo pad, mud monkey, ghetto gorilla, welfare chimp, and countless others./
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)07:59 No.10162852
    >>10162613
    I'd feel bad too if I didn't a nigger good when I had the chance. You sound like a nigger lover.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:03 No.10162859
    >>10162848

    I call them nogs.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:04 No.10162863
    >>10162852
    I married one. She loves fried chicken.


    (I do too)
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:07 No.10162869
    10161160 --->"Son, did you know that North Carolina dosn't honor any out of state permits, of any kind?"

    NC honors most CCW permits, it's why I can carry in so many states w. a NC permit...
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:08 No.10162871
    >>10162869
    Why don't you figure out how to use the internet before coming on 4chan, sport?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:17 No.10162893
    >>10162863
    >>10162863
    Disgusting nigger lover. You are the problem, nigger fucker. I hope your little monkeys die from AIDS before my tax dollars pay for their prison sentences.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:21 No.10162904
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    >>10162863
    You should kill yourself immediately. You are a disgrace.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:25 No.10162910
    >>10162893
    This.

    Fucking liberals, fucking liberals everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:37 No.10162943
    >>10162848
    Ghetto gorilla is pretty good too....
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:38 No.10162946
    >ccw
    >carry 'erry day
    >never pulled it
    >no one ever seen it (dats da point faggots)
    >will carry till i die
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)08:47 No.10162984
    >>get a ccw
    >>carry responsibly every day
    >>be very conscious of the dire responsibility that having a gun on your belt entails
    >>be polite to everyone
    >>only incident ever involves stopping a man beating his girlfriend in the common area of my old apartment; didn't even have to draw, but was very comforted by the knowledge that I could have if he got hostile
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)09:21 No.10163102
    >>10162943
    Urban Simians, porch monkeys, coons, spooks, swamp rats, bayou baboons, etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)10:07 No.10163230
    >>10163102
    Call them what you will, they're just NIGGERS!!! Man it feels good to be able to say NIGGER on /k/ again.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)11:31 No.10163564
    >>10163102
    >>10163230
    And you'd never have the balls to say it to anyone's face. What's so good about you that makes others so bad by comparison?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)11:36 No.10163575
    >First week of ccing.
    >nervous as fuck thinking everyone can see my gun.
    >Walk into Wal-Mart to pick up some odds and ends.
    >People greeter says "Hey!"
    >I think he sees my pistol imprinting.
    >"Your shirts funny!"
    >Look down and realize he means my "Zombie Were People Too!" shirt from thinkgeek.
    >Realized no one knows I"m packing.
    >Texas is the shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)11:39 No.10163585
    >walking out of McDonalds
    >bump into some guy walking in lightly
    >he saud "exuuuse me"
    >I say "what did you say?"
    >he laughs and repeats himself
    >I grin and pull up my shirt, revealing my ccw
    >his smile falters and he babbles, "hey man I d-didn't mean nothing by it.."
    >I laugh and tell him to watch where he's going next time
    >go to sleep with a smile on my face
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)11:40 No.10163590
    >>10163564
    I don't need courage, I have a gun, bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)11:41 No.10163592
    >>10163585
    I know its a troll, but I'd grab your shit and run.



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