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how long until sparky shows up an makes the thread cute?

>>10505396
Hopefully never.

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do all jaypees who like yakui do drugs too?

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>>10505417
Yes.

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>>10505417
I don't do drugs. However earlier this week I did overdose on benadryl sleeping pills
I was so scared ;_;

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>>10505427
dph isnt a fun drug

>>10505417
not after overdosing
I only drink now

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i was so surprised when i found out how many /jp/s did a lot of drugs. i thought i was the only one

>>10505434
Tell me about it, I'm never doing drugs again. Not to mention I was on a 6 day no sleep streak.
I'll just stick to not sleeping

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yakui 2 cute

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which nijiura wud fuk?

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>>10505499
Yakui

>>10505499
Yakui all day every day.

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i want yakui blotter it would be pretty cool

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cute yakui bottom

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I was never fond of junkies or stoners, but I love that stuff they make. I like the look of the psychedelic stuff

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Iya Maid
An under appreciated maid

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i wish i was yakui but still had a penis

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>>10505564

>>10505592
Someday someone will animate this

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Would you open an unknown present?

Even she doesn't know what it is.

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>>10505799
Its the polite thing to do, of course

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>>10505799
Would you eat, /jp/?

>>10506240
Yes, but it would probably taste pretty disgusting.

>>10506240
I would eat /jp/.

>>10505441
that is a drug

>>10506507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1mIDh7a2d4

>>10505417
I don't but it's probably because I'm too scared of interacting with people necessary to get drugs.

>>10507542
I would be able to but there is no one I know that sells drugs. Just tell them what you want, pay and get out. I want all kinds of drugs but have no way of getting them. I don't have much to work with when it comes to getting high.

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>>10505451
They make things more interesting and sometimes people more tolerable. I become extremely antisocial on stimulants though, I take some and play an MMO the entire day and having people interrupt my mindless questing and grinding is the worst.

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>>10505729
4u

>>10507656
On stimulants I don't get more social but interacting with people is easier and of course my thoughts move at a million miles an hour and doing anything is easier. I love stimulants because they clear my head and make me feel more free in body too.

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>>10505417
I don't know. I do opiates and some other drugs though. Heroin, bupeprenorphine, hydrocodone, tramadol, etc. I want to get some valium or xanax though, and I want to do LSD, but only if I have some valium with me.

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>>10507681
Thank you very much sir, that's probably my favorite Yakui image.

>2012(+1), the year of our lord
>not doing drugs and having Yakui as your tulpa
>i honestly hope you little girls do not do this
>who am i quoting? myself

>>10512025
DXM. It's esy to get ahold of and will fuck you up real good.

>>10512051
Thanks however I would prefer something more fun just for relaxing at house and listening to music.

And since I would get it from SR accessibility isn't problem at all.

>>10512077
>for relaxing at house and listening to music.

Uh there's really not much else you can do on DXM than relax at your house and listen to music.
But if you want something else that you can do that with, weed or any psychedelic would be great.

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>>10512025
>>10512077
If accessibility isn't a problem, just get some high-grade heroin. It's heavenly euphoric and relaxing and comfy. If you take dph with it, it potentiates the high. It's better to inject heroin because it has a poor oral bioavailability and a moderate intranasal bioavailability. Injecting isn't very dangerous if you look up how to step-by-step, don't share needles, and sterilize your equipment. If you don't want to do that, just get some valium. Valium's very sedating and comfortable with a long half-life.

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contributing with Yakui wall

I like Codeine with Klonopin. Basic, but feel awesome with some potentiators. Look it up.

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yakui ....
is....
CRAZY!!!!

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I can't believe I made it this far and there's only been one Ozoi-only image.

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>>10515112

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>>10515312
for you

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>>10515334

>>10505535
It's amazing to be high, close your eyes, and straight up see patterns and psychedelic art as clear as day.

do not let this thread die! someone post more Yakui!

>>10515442
You need something strong to achieve THAT kind of psychedelia. Nothing below than LSD.
Even with DXM, you would need plateau 4 dosage.

I used to do psychedelics, all kinds, not anymore. Now, I prefer a stimulant (amphetamine, I hate Coke) in the morning/night to get the job done, and some opioid with downers to feel cozy and play some videogames or watch anime later.

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>10515442

It's not all about visuals though, is it
The pretty patterns might be nice but the mindfuck involved is something else entirely. This is the part a lot of people don't prepare for enough.

If like some /jp/sies you're already having brushes with insanity whilst sober, psychedelics really really aren't a great idea. I learned this the hard (and unhealthy) way sadly.
By all means have fun of course but please remember the human psyche is very fragile and not to be underestimated

all that said, Yakui is love

>>10516123
>The pretty patterns might be nice but the mindfuck involved is something else entirely.

Yes. People always talk about the changes in perception but if I had to pick just one aspect of the psychedelic experience, it would be the change in mentality.

I want give DXM a try but I have no ID and I don't know if I'll get carded at the store and I can't get my hands on any other psychedelics. I really want to try LSD and having some weed around I can just use in snacks would be great for relaxing.

>>10516129

I agree with you, the mind-trip is the most interesting part but if it turns bad it can be terrifying

>>10516123
I read so much before the first trips that I always was prepared for total mindfuck (like being unable to stop laughing while feeling great and tripping balls, but being conscious of it in another corner of the mind).
First times I slowly "went" further and further, until this 3rd or 4th time that I finally let my body and mind let slide completely.
After that I even tried to "send pleasure" to different parts of the body, or focus all my senses in the music I was hearing... and it worked... LSD, such a wonderful drug.

Visually, I think I liked more 2-CE because it was very LSD like but also actually changed or enhanced my color perception. Man that was beautiful.

>>10516131
If they card you, just say you don't have an ID. If they refuse to sell to you, it's no problem. But unless you look like you're in high school, chances are you won't be carded.

>>10516136
Yeah, I've had my share of difficult experiences.

>>10516137
2C-E is incredibly beautiful. I've never felt music like I have on 2C-E.

>>10516137

I am >>10516136 and I really wish I could relate. My first time on a proper psychedelic was the most horrible, terrifying experience on my life. It took me about a year to mentally recover.

I was constantly getting stuck in negative thought loops, everything around me became gruesome (think Saya no Uta), I felt like my body was falling apart slowly, I got constant negative self-reflections about how much I suck at life and I ended up feeling like I was walking through several dimensions at once... and this is coming from someone who was totally prepared for a bad trip, by the way, since I have depression. It didn't "surprise" me, but I thought I would be able to handle it. In reality (lol) it was so incredibly overwhelming and frightening beyond anything I could've imagined.

Ultimately I'm almost glad it happened, when I finally came out the end of it I had learned a lot about myself and the world. Not necessarily positive though. My view of human nature and the grasp we can have on reality has been shaken a lot.

Nevertheless I still love Yakui and if you guys are having fun and enjoying yourself with what you're doing then I'm happy for you. I wish I could join you. Maybe these things just don't work so well when you have extreme anxiety and self-loathing issues.

Anyway this has been Me with "My Blog", thanks for reading.

>>10516139
My best trip ever visually was with two or blotters of LSD and some 2-CE (very little, but enough to change the yellow to orange, the blue to violet, etc).
Best trip mentally was with a 600mg DXM dose. I was in fetal position on bed remembering things of my childhood like I would be there. I also met this guy in a cave full of water who transported people who told me that I shouldn't go further. It was so fucking real in my mind.
Best pleasant trip was 120mg Codeine (tiny dose) and LSD. At some point I felt like I couldn't stand so much fucking pleasure, it was like god (and I don't believe in god) entered in my body and massaged it from the inside.

>>10516101

Not necessarily. I was able to achieve something like that from only about 600mg of DXM.

>>10516136
You said "different dimensions", I remembered *the best* trip of my mind (which I prolly won't be able to do it ever again).
Ketamine.
I don't know how much I did, but it was a middle-strong dose probably. I had the strongest visuals ever, not "artistically", but mentally. I saw myself in third person, I saw how my life was an infinite tube (or line, more like a tube because I was looking it outside of it) and it had no start nor end, I would die eventually obviously, but the molecules that make "me" would serve for the earth to another living being eventually born, maybe an animal, a plant, maybe even a human someday.
It was short, 30' or so, but that really changed my perception of what we are and where we go. I think I realized there was no point in living, besides of living. I had some Darwinian like epiphany.

I have never done drugs, but lately it has felt tempting. Should I?

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Is there a vampire maid? I love Ozoi, but insofar no maid can sympathize with my addictions.

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>>10516257

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>>10516267
I wonder what it must be like to live with uncertain form, mass, and relative position?

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>>10516257

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I think I'm gonna try tripping on DXM soon, where should I start and how much should I be expecting to spend?

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>>10516326
What's wrong, Shiki?

I can't believe this topic is still alive

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>>10516698
too edgy for me

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>>10516493

1. http://dxm.darkridge.com/calc.html < use this to plan your dose. Shoot for the suggested 2nd plateau as a first timer. While you're there, read the goddamned FAQ
2. make sure you're not under 18, this is a surefire way to getting vinked by the fobba at CVS
3. Buy products ONLY containing DXM. Guaifenesin, acetaminophen, and the like are a quick ticket to ulcers
4. Get 6 hours of downtime for the peak, do not drive within 16 hours of peaking
5. Do not attempt to sleep, or you may black out and do unpredictable things.

One should expect to pay 8usd/bottle of robogels (the best, in my opinion). Good activities include rolling on the floor, listening to music, squeezing non-breakable objects as hard as you can, and meditating in a dark room to white noise.

Have fun.

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>>10516267

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Why are these maids so lewd?

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lewd lewd!

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I wish I could be in the position to molest a sleeping maid.

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Any other maids besides Yakui and Ozoi you like?

Diphenhydramine works wonder to daydream, but you guys already know that

>>10521468
nononononono

>>10521468
Lately I've been really enjoying taking a smallish dose and just laying in bed. Maybe 3 pills, or 75mg. It makes sitting and laying seem so much easier and the time flies by.

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>>10519290
This is my absolute favorite character in the entire universe

I like to play Touhou on different drugs. I always do better on painkillers and or uppers, and worse on downers. The difference in reflexes is incredible.

If you weren't aware

http://kazumi386.org/~maid/_nijiura/

kazumi/kazumi

>>10505417

yes!

>>10532532
No one cares 2hu shitter.

>>10532636
>>10532610
>>10532596
Please shut the fuck up and die.

>>10532787
Get a load of this /q/ueer.

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>>10518974

Nemui is
sleepiest maid

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>>10532821

Try not to wake her up

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>>10532825
splurt splurt

>>10533110
Wow, I never thought I could be aroused by a single word. Splurt is so incredibly lewd.

I like Yakui but I don't do drugs and have no intention of doing drugs.

It's more like the contrast between the clean-cut uniform and complete lack of professionalism.

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>>10533194

All the Nijiura Maids are dutiful and spirited in maintaining Nijiura House!


Okay but no Shinrai is dutiful enough for everyone.

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>>10533201

But she might need to medicate sometimes too.
Being happy perpetually isn't easy.

>>10533201
It's also Yakui's colour-coding. Colour-coding is hot. It makes a girl seem like she is her job, and nothing more.

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>>10533203

All maids are color-schemed!

>>10532596
Which maid is that?

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>>10533219

Hikki.

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>>10533243
she's probably smelly

>>10533208

what the flying fuck am i reading here?

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>>10533281

"Meshiagare". Roughly something like "bon appetite" or "dinner is served" or generally just "eat this".

It's ～i's gag.

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SOCKS!

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>>10533316
stripes

yakui si the best!

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>>10533243
cool

I just had a dream where I was molested by a Canadian servant using an Yakui doll soaked in substances used as a love potion.
I don't like Yakui nor Canadians

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>>10533275

You can love a smelly girl