>>10394441 (OP)
Just keep your hands off Reimu, okay? She's mine!

goodbye

Me on the right crying.

Sayonara

Is life ending, or only beginning?

>>10394462
zun!bar on the left... oh wait

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>>10394468

Until we meet again, Onii-chan.

If you dare to touch Remilia, I will make sure you go to jail and get ass-fucked for the next 10 years, and if I get jailed because I made a forced arrest, I will personally hire men to ass-fuck you for the next 10 years, so if you're a fan of ass-fucking, go ahead and touch her.

You aren't going to get anywhere with such a weak will.

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Everyone is leaving now. Post everyone that has left the last few months.

>>10394441 (OP)
I've said that for some years from now... If i'd know anything better I'd be there.

>>10394468

>implying zun isn't just shitposting under a new trip now

>>10394544
He's not, and is not zun fucking faggot shitty troll, it's !bar or ZUN !bar.

I'm also calling the /mu/ mod and requesting a ban for your ass.

>>10394547
Look at this tattletale!

>>10394547

I'm calling your mom and telling her to shut off your internet.

>>10394558
Look at this tattletale!

>>10394566

You too, you don't tattle on me. You better start sucking if you don't want your internet shut off forever.

>>10394487
Is that a cell phone? You people are absolutely disgusting.

"hold on bb gotta shitpost on /jp/ while ballin @ da club"

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>>10394594
Gotta use my reaction pic ironically, good one by the way.

Same. Came late to the party. it's a shame.

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How are you going to go? In a grorious dispray like Ken-sama's last stand that will honour your ancestors?

>>10394868
Why didn't the text show up? It said

>>10394846
shitlard messed up his spoilers

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Best wishes

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I think it's time to grow the fuck up.

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Goodbye OP

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>>10394922

Good bye friend.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWPMKMXP-E

>>10394922
What kind of a story would it be if a /jp/ NEET became reintegrated and very successful in a position either beating/arresting NEETs or slashing their social welfare payments?

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>>10394963

>>10394934
Shitty noose, shitty meguca.

>>10394987

an ironic one

>>10395000
Kill yourself.

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CRAWLINGGGGG IN MY SKINNNNNN

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I'm going to bed soon, so I will likely miss your departure. Have a good trip.

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>>10394987
Like that traitor Jordan

Here's hoping you botch your attempt and end up eligible for gubment retard monies.

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If you've already decided on everything and motivated, there's really nothing anyone can say to stop you. It's unfortunate had to come to this for you though. See you on the other side. Have something cute before then.

Same here OP. Don't do it in a painful way. Google "exit bag", it seems like the nicest way to leave.

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>The NEETS are leaving this land

How many jpies have to die before this tyranny ends?

>>10395059
At least 3 more. Maybe 4.

I really hate how the Japanese portray themselves.

>>10395060
Sadly I think it will be much more before /jp/ retains its former glory.

>>10395073
I hope you all die.

I've been better for the last 8 weeks, but it seems that "that" thought is returning. Maybe I'll make a travel before the year ends, lets see if then we can take it easy together, /jp/ers.

Now that we are discussing that, I want to hang out with Cirno, as a friend, so if you met her, talk about a certain anon that is going to visit her soon.

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>>10395076
Even me?

>>10395076
B-but I have you, don't I?

>>10395087
Even you Trevor, stop roleplaying.

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>>10395098
Same number of letters, but that's as close as my name gets to Trevor. I'm sure Trevor is very sad right now though, being hated by name.

Today was a good day, I only cried a little.

>>10395089
Absolutely not.

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>>10395113
How come?

>>10395125
Know that I still love you.

>>10395108
Trevor is not sad, I bet he's happily shitposting with one of his alter-egos right now.

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>>10395126
Hes killing /jp/ ;_;

>>10395128
Great, now I can't stop vomiting.

>>10395142
...

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>>10395137
Well, I guess it's ok since he doesn't know then.

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>>10395139
He should definitely stop that.

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>>10395157
i know i want him to stop but he wont and now people are dying and leavign and that is really not cute or happy and not nice at all

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Didn't I tell you all that you needed to become monks /jp/?

You'll get to live in seclusion, albeit with other monks, so you'll always have friends. You'll be happy.

All you need to do is devote the time you currently spend masturbating and shitposting to prayer and meditation.

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>>10395190
You can be a Catholic monk or a Buddhist monk or whatever.

Would you rather wear brown/black robes, or orange ones?

>>10395190
>>10395200
Life without masturbation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

I started listening to My Chemical Romance again after not listening to them since 2004, /jp/.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzem2wfi8bA

>>10394487
I took a break from /jp/ for a few months and came back just recently, this place is strikingly more barren than I remember it being and my first thought was that all the old regulars killed themselves.

>>10395218
Instead of the the normal 9 hour masturbation sessions just masturbate quickly.

>>10395254
hes killing it make it stop please ;_;

>>10395162
dude i have epilepsy

>>10395416
oh im sorry ijust posted the picture please dont die

>>10395416
How come you can still post then?

>>10395254
Or some people are tired of 'ironic' shitposting, or took a break, or left, or got jobs, or it was never really vibrant to begin with. JP tends to move like old people fuck, which is to say, not very fast.

>(Wed)00:02
>(Wed)01:16

More than enough time for several epileptic seizures.

>>10395442
How many? What's the record?

>>10395449
Seizures vary in length but the ones I've been witness to have been between 2-5 min followed by 20min-1hr or more of dazed downtime.

Record? Dunno, google it.

happy happy, joy joy
stop being ego and start meditating already

you guys are freaks

I stop by /jp/ every now and then to make sure everyone is still alive. Now I see this.

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

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"There is no fire like lust,
and no chains like those of hate.
There is no net like illusion,
and no rushing torrent like desire."

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>>10395463
You so many die anon... why?

>>10395453
Is this a challenge?

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Jesus christ you people are depressing. No time to be depressed when you have to fight to keep the light on. Take it easy all the same /jp/.

>>10395515
I can't even take your post seriously.

I wonder how many 4channers have committed suicide.

>>10395515
#yolo dude lol

later friend

>>10395625
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See you in Nirvana OP

Do you wanna see a Geemo before you die?
It's good and better than even heaven, nothing can compare to it

Afterlife so bland without that one haha

Only availabl in my home town on Okinawa though is far away but i buy you ticket if you aer think suicied lol funny one friend

>>10397273
>>>/2ch/

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>>10395520
>>10395632
I wasn't trying to be a asshole about it, in fact Im pretty envious of those that can afford to live the NEET life. I was just saying that a lot of my depression problems are less prevelant after it got to the point of where I was kicked out of my home had no other choice but to work or be homeless. Think NHK ending.

>>10395515
All you have time for is depression when you must work

>>10397369
Maybe. I can't say I enjoy working but at the same time I take enjoyment out of being completely self sufficent and have my own place to go back to every night. Ive had a rough life myself anon but you can't just wallow in self pitty 24/7, it's just a repeating cycle that will only end by your own hands more often then not.

You still around OP? If not, how's the internet service in Gensokyo?

Why exactly are you people even depressed

>>10397273

I'll be going to Okinawa later this year to visit relatives, I've never been there and know nothing about it besides it being part of Japan, how is it?

>>10398690
Because I know my NEET days will eventually have to end one way or the other

>>10398690
Because they're type two NEETs.

>>10398690

Not wanting to work / having no motivation to do anything with my life mostly. My friends are all moving up in the world and staying in shape and are happy, while I sit in my room and be depressed while my parents pester me to get a job and don't understand why I can't help myself. I just don't have the drive and am too afraid of people to have an easy time digging myself out of the NEET hole, and it's depressing because i'm sick of it.

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>10398749

Yea, wanting to find the motivation to get a job so you can afford things that make you happy and improve quality of life really sucks. Money makes the world go 'round, if you're content with being poor that's fine but most people aren't.

I will agree that if you actually care about what society thinks of you then that's pretty silly. But everything else you just wrote is utter shit, there's nothing inherently wrong with being a NEET, but there is nothing to be proud about or feel superior for.

>>10398749
This repost is so bad. You can be depressed about things other than wanting a social life.

>>10398791
Like what?

>>10398800
Like having no money or being a burden to your parents.

>>10398858
Aren't those both social issues?

>>10398994
>having no money
>social issue

Are you literally fucking retarded?

>>10398731
>>10398739
Now I understand.

I'm not even a NEET, I study, yet the exact same thoughts make me depressed too.

The only reason I even started university was so I wouldn't be at a point of no return one day, it's not like I actually think I can join work life one day. Kind of like lying to myself and hoping it'll become true one day, because I really don't want to work, I just want to shut myself off from the outside world and stay at my computer. It's not like I have social anxiety or something, I just hate the pressuring feeling of MUH RESPONSIBILITY that comes guaranteed with doing anything in the outside world.

>>10399007
Money isn't something you find outside of civilizations. It's a social construct.

>>10399044
I guess we should all become hermits that grow their own food rite? XD :-D

>>10399068
Sure, if you want. It's not like food costs anything if you're the one growing it. The point still stands that money is a social thing.

What's this sleeping bag cat meme called?

>>10399095
It is, but equating a desire for money with a desire for social interaction is stupid.

>>10399305
It's the same thing.

>>10399238
le sleepy NEET cat

>>10399305
Trading is a social interaction

>>10399325
Hardly.

I once took it so easy that I thought I saw glimpses of Rinnosukes shop

>>10399305
What would you even need money for aside from food?

>>10399451
Money is a measure of appreciation.