That one with the funny-voiced guy

There is at least one documentary out there. Google it.

And by the way, props to the /jp/sie who goes to aokigahara to open a portal there.

only one I know about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8

>>10508495
Cool, thank you.

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any SUICIDE otaku in here?

>>10508538
well if there was there would be none here

>>10508538
kawaii as fug

>>10508538
He looks pretty...un-decomposed for someone who's been dead for a while. Also, I can only wonder what's in his front pockets right there...

>>10508538
>落し物
ワロタ

Too bad that there is no huge bridge and water below it in Japan. At least then nobody wouldn't have to bear sight of their corpses and clean em up. Unless you are into that sort of stuff.

why didn't the japanese military just bomb the shit out of that forest?

or make a wall like the wall of berlin or something

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>>10508538

>>10508574
It's at the base of Mount Fuji.
Not a chance.

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>>10508581
He's in a better place now.

>>10508590
Fuck yeah? I say privatise the nuclear weapons industry and allow civilians to purchase what they can afford on the free market. Regulations only serve to deter law abiding citizens.

>>10508538
Free shoes, amiright?

>>10508574
you are pretty retarded

I wonder just how much cool shit you could find around this forest, on, or near dead people.

>>10508627
Probably nothing considering all the guvmint workers they have scouring the forest on a regular basis in addition to all of the treasure hunters and grave robbers.

>>10508561
Looks like a canteen, is probably that.

>>10508574

next we can bomb the golden gate bridge.

>>10508652
What about the other pocket though?

>>10508691
A plastic bottle is my guess.

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I wish I had a nice forest to kill myself in.

>>10508758
You're not really suicidal if your standards are so high.

Just off yourself quietly in your room while playing your favorite VN or something.

>>10508789

Ok.

I'm actually plannning to go there to commit suicide this summer. It'll be the first time I would have stepped out of my mom's house for the last 3 years.

Anybody with me? It would be nice not to die alone.

>>10509151
Get two pistols, so we can have a manly duel to the death.

>>10509179
We can't import them to Japan.

>>10509151
What the fuck is the point in going the whole way to Japan just to kill yourself in some forest? How much of a weeb do you have to be to have to be?

>>10509234
Because their life is boring and they want to do something exciting, obviously.

>>10509234
Shut up, I want to go out in style.
I want my death to be notable - something my life was not.
And given how much I love Japan and otaku culture this way would only be fitting.

>>10509266
Exciting would be something like skydiving into a volcano.

>>10508581
oh my. i laughed harder than i thought i would at that.

>>10509214
Let's duel with katanas then

>>10509234
It's so they have a reasonable excuse to stall.

"Oh a Toranoana. Maybe I'll just check out some doujinshi first..."

So about those documentaries...

>>10509617
Suck my cock, dude.

>>10509617
Did you try Googling "Aokigahara documentary"?

>>10509653
Hell no. Why would I work so hard when I can just whine at you guys to spoonfeed me the information. Sheesh. What do you take me for, some sort of person who works hard for what he wants?

>>10509648
To busy havin' your mum polish off mine at the moment. Maybe later.

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>>10509681
Dick polishing... wouldn't that hurt?

>>10509684
Yes. But it's oh, so, worth it.

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Aokigahara.

Sometimes I wonder if anybody on /jp/ killed themself after I told them to.

>>10510063
Probably you shouldn't think it like that. It's not called suicide for nothing, as one is responsible for his own life. Unless they were so terribly in love with you and you decided to use something like... "If you really loved me you could kill yourself" or stage your own suicide and leave fake note behind saying something like:"let's join in eternity" etc
That's quite awesomely romantic and pure evil.

tl;dr
It requires much effort to cause that to happen. Don't worry.

>>10510151
I'm just hoping that maybe I pushed someone over the edge once or twice and then they never posted again due to being dead.

>>10510166
Only truly edgy post I've seen in a while.

>>10510151
I want a girl to tell me that she will kill herself if I don't love her. That would be the best.

>>10510305
/jp/ should be a bloody place.

>>10510348
Kill yourself.

>>10510315
>"I'm a girl, and if you don't love me I'm going to kill myself in Aokigahara."

>>10510348
I understood your reference even if >>10510419-kun didn't.

>>10510419
KONO YAROU NANI NO FAKKU

>>10510014
>I celebrate it.
What?

>>10510462
It makes sense.

Any /jp/sies want to come with me to hell? We can camp out in the woods and drink around the coalfire inside a tent together.

>>10510481
only if you don't touch my butt or anything that'd be gay and /jp/ can't be trusted to not be gay.

>>10510481

maybe we'll be approached by that old guy trying to stop the suicides~

what method of suicide is most popular in japan?

is there a list somewhere with the number of people who die using a certain method?

>>10510748
hanging.

snap neck = insta death

>>10510845
if you do it wrong you suffocate

>>10509275
You do know how many suicides happen in that forest right? Your death won't be notable, a volunteer will come across your corpse and it will be the 3rd they've seen that day.

Being one of many is not notable

>>10510748
You should check out the list on wikipedia of murders in japan each is actually pretty interesting

>>10509275
>And given how much I love Japan

No matter how you do it, do it quickly, dweeb scum.

>>10510845

That actually hurts the most. If you have seen the VICE doc you'll find out one suicide attempter has backed out because of it.

>>10509214
fuck that shit
send them through the mail
lots of shit slips through the mail

>>10510903
A whaito piggu may stand out. Sure Japs go there all the time but not so much gaijins.

what if your job was the clean up the forest and get rid of the bodies

>>10511229
fucking gross, dude

It must be awkward moment when you walk in middle of Aokigahara forest and you bump into some other person. Like if Aokigahara forest would be crowded with suicidal people. In the end the place would be like elephant's graveyard.

>>10511283
bump into someone and start talking a bit, find out you have similar interest and actually a lot in common, decide you know that maybe suicide isn't the answer, decided to become best friends

later you become lovers and start a small bakery together

this is my dream

>>10511287
Either that or buy a van and go on a child rape tour of the country together.

Good times.

>>10511287
What's plan B if it doesn't come true?

>>10511229
I've heard that some Yakuza folks will go in there and loot the bodies.
Not sure if it's true, though.

>>10508495
this video led me to the other video about that one Japanese cannibal.

>>10508581
I remember someone having proof of sightings of that guy.

>>10510845
Wasn't using coal furnaces on a closed room the new trend?.

Damn CO feels good.

>>10508581
Does this guy have a story or something?

>>10514164
What do you mean by sightings? That he is still alive?

>>10508538
I want to know what he had in those pockets.

Maybe he purposefully left them in there so people can look through them and see his last thoughts

>>10509287
Why does everyone always say they laughed at that? What's funny about it? It's just sad.

>>10514246
>>10514228
I've heard that its not the same guy.

>>10510845
>>10510889
either that or you would snap your neck in a way that would just leave you paralyzed from the neck down so you are forced to live out your days starving to death slowly

>>10514265
It's not really sad.

>>10514276
It's not really funny.

>>10514280
It's not really real.

>>10514281
How do you know that? The only argument I remember is hurr not same person because the shoes are slightly different. Yes. People only have one pair of shoes ever.

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>>10514246
He's alive in my heart!

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>>10508472 (OP)
Here I found this image earlier. It is the same forest.

>>10514280
Yeah, I don't get the funny part either.

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最前線君さん confirmed alive during C83.
http://warotasokuhou.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1163.html

>>10514343
he looks pretty old.

>>10514350
Maybe so but I think he actually looks better in that picture then when he was younger.

>>10514343
Hard to believe it's really him

>>10514350
duh dummy, people get old.

Even men and you!

>>10514350
He looks better than me.

>>10514381
Its easier to believe when you see the progression pictures about 3/4 down the page. Google image search has a couple more of him, too.

>>10514382
Asian don't age as fast as us whaito piggus. Even HR has trouble guesstimating how old asian applicants are.

This twitter might be his. It has a link to a tumblr with photos.
https://twitter.com/funamushi38

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>>10514343
- Same shape of ear anti-helix.
- Same shape, size of nose.
- Attached earlobe.
- Face proportions match.

I'd bet a beer it's really him.

>>10514136
and this post made me watch it.
Fuck, what have you done to me?

>>10514136
>>10514619

same here.

fucking youtube and their consumer metrics.

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Bump...

>>10517296
PBF was a shitty comic. It had no jokes.

>>10517299
Agreed.

>>10510481
How do we know you're not just some serial killer who plans to kill us and make it look like we committed suicide in that forest?

>>10517652
Huehuehue. You don't. Ever heard of Hiroshi Maeue?

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>>10517664

>>10517664
Haven't until now.
"Suicide Website Murderer"
Dat title.