Akihabara thread
What's so special about maid cafes?
>>9264911They can talk to girls there, who are willing to play along.
>>9264911it's about waitress waring hot maid outfit you gay homophile!
>>9264958I love how all the people with the blurred faces are mocking him.
>>9264958totally not creepy
Hey guys.
let's uchimizu
>>9265079who OTACOOL here
The Sofmap billboard is more interesting than these 3D whores.
Akihabara died at the beginning of this millenium. stop this shit, is like making an archeological trip on Caesar's Palace.
>>9265103You're staying at a Japanese motel about to shower, when these maids ask if you would like them to help you bathe. What do you do?
>>9264958>a girl is promoting upcoming event>she has no audience>no one is listening>yet another maid #75678 ignored in the streets>not this time!>i wish to help her. i wish to tell her that the event sound interesting and will consider attending. but how?>just standing in front of her will not be enough>i am but a one man, one person standing and listening will not be enough to lift her spirits>doushio?>i must put all my heart and feelings into this>i must show her how genuinely interested>i shall sit in front of her and listen intensely>yes you are doing a great job promoting the event meido>i will attend your wonderful event>will she understand my true feelings?>i hope she does not misinterpret my actions>i can hear the sounds of teenagers on the other side of the street mocking me>i do not care>i shall give my all supporting this meido
>>9265174
>>9265159I dunno, it seemed pretty alive to me.
>>9264958Look at that asshole who's sitting next to a girl. I bet he's making fun of that nice guy listening to the maid. Who does he think he is?Also, is that graffiti? There's gangs in Akihabara?
>>9265234I heard they ride rollerblades and shit
>>9265174tg;dr
>>9264958Meido has nice legs, considering she comes from a race of stumpy-legged monkeys.
>>9265281It's the dress anon. Makes it look better than they are.
>>9264945is... is her right foot broken and twisted 180 degrees?
>>9265429No she just has it sideways.
>>9265435
It's the sole of her shoe you're looking at.
>>9265103IT BURNS!
Is it ok to wear a cosplay in Akihabara?
>>9265174this guy is my hero, greentext or no.I desire more maid pictures. All I have are 2D maid beauties.
Are the maids inside the café prettier than those on the street?
Stupid anons.A 3D whore will always be a 3D whore. Don't be fooled by the maid costume....... seriously guyz, don't do this.
>>9271427oh godthats why i prefer western girls
It always bugged me that the maids at maid cafes don't wear uniform socks. It really ruins the whole experience.
>>9271440lel, XD 3DPD :DDDDDwud not fuck xDDDDDDD
>>9271449The very fact that you're defending 3D women with a "LOL XD" answer clearly shows that you're nothing but a summerfag trying to troll this board.Why don't you just go back to your 3D whores and die?
>>9271473Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
>>9271473i'm an oldfag from reddit, not cancersuck my dick lesummer
Maids are relaxing for some weird reason.
>>9271516>reddit
>>9271540dont you know thats where all the cool guys are? Ive been lurking there for a couple of months and probably know more than you newfag.Please, kindly remove yourself from jaypee
A lot of these maids seem to be a little chubby and not very pretty. I'm guessing most of these girls weren't very popular in school.Is working at a maid considered weird or just another job? I wonder what the girls who work there are like.
>>9271554>jaypee>unironically uses terms like newfag and oldfag>2012Summer is finally here.
>>9271596You're getting your shit trolled
You know those girls are all paid and in reality could give two shits, right?
>>9272019where does she think she's sticking that thing
akihabara is shit now.
>>9265103I like these
>>9271577Only a girl who was really desperate for work would do it. If they were attractive they would be a hostess or something instead.
>>9272169If I were a girl, I would do it.Because (assuming I kept my personality), I'd still be a filthy otaku, and meido seems like the most female-otaku friendly job on the planet, especially if you're not fujoshi.
I'll eat everything they'll offer, including my credit cardwashing dishes in a maid café to pay my debt... mmmh, sounds like a plan
>>9272355megane-meido is best meido
>>9271486Is that one of those shapeshifting cars that changes from a ferrari to a lamborginni?
>>9271447>socks>>9265281>stumpy-legged
I want to enjoy Akihabara while being obnoxiously Australian, see what sort of reaction I can get from people.
>>9277766Depends, do you have money?
>>9277766Do you look like Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin?Because that would be awesome.
G'day, my name is bazzaI'm a 27 year old American Aussiephile (Australian fan for you codgers). I draw aboriginal dot paintings on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Australian games. (... aw fuck)I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through marsupials because it is carved over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Australian fluently, both general and broad dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their mateship code, which I follow 100%When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Noosa to attend a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a drover or a crocodile wrangler!I own several swags, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I cooee to my elders and seniors and speak Australian slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>>9277742TOTAL BADASS
>>9278243MONSTER DILDO
>>9278195Wow, it's even more funny when the copypasta is about you're country.Sage for a sage, mate.
>>9265079Pls go .
>>9278284Relax, I laughed a bit, no need to samefag.
I was just there this afternoon. It's nice that the otakus don't judge others browsing h-doujins. It's silent comradery.
>>9278300Eh?
10/10 wuld fugg EVERY ONE of these meidos.
>>9272019
>>9278359
>>9278471They're fat and have shit tier teeth.
>>9278471Me on the hidari
>>9278635僕は左のです you mean.
>>9278652me on the miggie
>>9278669みぎ, or for the illiterate, migi.
>>9278697Look at the top left one sucking the invisible dick.
>>9277766just be careful:http://www.japanprobe.com/2008/06/08/stabbing-rampage-in-akihabara-at-least-two-people-killed/
>>9271443gay gay gay gaygaaaaaaaaaaaay
hawaii pizza?
>>9279042>Korean girlsNo Thanks.
you'll never have 7 maids>inb4 forever alone
I want them all
>>9278652B-but cute little girls don't use boku,baka.
>>9279331Yeah they do there are some girls who use boku to sound cute
http://club.kdnet.net/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&id=6390970
>>9279331
>>9278243>>9278359>>9264958
>>9279493I want to save those meidos
swedish girls...
>>9279280More maids need gloves to keep their hands clean
>>9279513why
>>9279042Reported
>>9279513Bleargh
mexican maid cafe
>>9279513>>9279591the mexican meidos look less unnatural than the swedish ones
>>9279591Oh god the second one from the right
bend over white men:http://wristiesandcandy.blogspot.it/2012/01/maid-cafes-nonsexual-whorehouses-of.html
>You will never hug a cute meido ;_;
>>9278243SOON.jpg
>>9279636I think they are all ugly, don't see what's so special about the second one from the right
>Still no crossdresser maid cafesIs it really to much to ask for when all i want is a few cute guys in maid outfits serving me cake and tea
.>>9279513The Swedish girl in the center scares me.
>>9279493this makes me sick
I miss Maidrunner. It was this middle-aged guy on business in Japan who went to a shitload of cafes.
>>9279605>mexican meidos look less unnatural That is because they actually are maids. Also why isn't this in this thread yet?http://www.chouanime.com/staff.php
>>9289626http://inventorspot.com/articles/male_maids_serve_it_japans_first_crossdressing_maid_cafe_35841http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/02/28/new-type-maids-delight-fujoshi/
>>9292548>reading "ads everywhere" sensationalist shitkaku
>>9289626In that context, what is the difference from them being girls?You could even sneak in a few actual women and no one would know. Unless you want badly crossdressing guys.
>>9292564There are sites that have ads?
>>9292548Nice.>>9292573Well you know..
>>9292664Who the fuck is this girl and why do people keep posting her?
>>9293237These guys look like stereotypical British witches.
>>9293278>He does not know
>>9293278How can you not know her? Really?
>>9293278You do not want to know. I almost cried.
>>9293278She is mai waifu and I love her
>>9293292Because I haven't watched anime for like 2 years nor do I browse /a/.
>>9293278The Nagatoro Saga
Fucking gamestop girl.
>>9293304>anime
>>9293304I plan on buying amphetamines to help me watch anime again.
>>9293305Thanks.
>>92932372/10 wud no fuk
when seen cannot be unseen
>>9271516>reddit>le
>>9293531Just take it easy man. The more the merrier, right ?
>>9293592How old are those girls?
>>9293564I know man but when you see that kind of stuff everyday somehow it starts to get on your nerves.
>>9293597I don't know. Not old.
>>9293602Give me an age rage to work with
>>9293598>reddit>erryday>on /jp/I think its time for me to lurk more, I guess.
shop 4chan on the monitors
>>9294280>go to a maid cafe>realize they have computers>time for 4chan!>one of the maids looks my screen and says:That's not how the quote function works you howaito piggu.
>>929361411 or 12.
animoted
I want to go to the Linux cafe in Akihabara and discuss the free software movement with maids... but I'm too shy.
>>9293592>>9293603>>9293609Fuckin cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MCagEfs2Y1:47, not sure I'd do that
>>9293592Does the one in white even know how to use a joystick? She's holding it like she would hold a dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P62xCd1XBYYMy favorite Akihabara video. They have a ton of fun.
>>9294575What?
>>9294336They'll humor you so they can suck as much money from you as possible, and then once you leave they'll all laugh at the NERD that tried to strike up a conversation about Linux.
Is this common in Akihabara?
winter maids
>>9294831She's a kind girl
>>926489740 reasons for a holiday in Japan.
>>9294831Some of them are truly desperate, aren't they?
I wish to go there some day, but I won't be able to enjoy it until I know the language.TL,DR- How do I into Japanese?
>>9294928She's just helping a guy who had to much to drink get home.
Tae Kim + Kanjidamage (use Anki with Kanjidamage deck if you prefer) + Read anything Japanese + Practice everyday, as much as you canConsult the archive for more information! That place's a gold mine!
>>9294943If you have free time, stop being a lazy, it's easy as fuck.
>german maido
>>9294994Bleah
>>9294994>blonde>maid outfit>himecutI did not know satenanon was german and had a job
>>9294999Y-you too.
>>9295004BLEAH
>>9295010Okay I'll leave;_;
>>9294994>>9295004>>9295015Boner.jpg
>>9294998That's the stereotypical impersonation of 'Chinese' speech, not Japanese! Don't be embarassed! It's a common misconception! I'm here to educate!
>>9295016Its just a normal maid>>9295001>Satenanon trapmaidDiamondboner.jpg
>>9295015...Wait! Please don't go!
>>9295036She's actually a cosplayerhttp://animexx.onlinewelten.com/cosplay/mitglied/254437/order_1_0/Click the blue names to see a gallery of each cosplay if you're interestedThe only thing which isn't cute is the nose ;_;
