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You can't be a NEET forever.
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I assume I will die at some point.
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I don't want to to live forever.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

Feel with me for just a moment, /jp/.
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I wonder how clothes must get when you wash them in Tornado, Cyclone and Typhoon speed. Also, what must happen to a cat girl if you put her in the washing machine at those speeds.
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Normals sound so stupid when they say this. It's like they assume that everyone is immortal to begin with.
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Behold, the true face of /jp/
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9074530
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Homelessness counts as NEET.

Fuck you OP.
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>>9167197
my 0 isnt showing up on warosu but does on foolz
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>>9167203
Why are you sage'ing now?
Can you at least nokosage, it makes you more kawaii.
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>>9167190
Get out of my head. I was just going to dig up that song.
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I'm just going to leech off my parents til they die and I starve to death.
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my parents are threatening to send me to the military if I continue being NEET
wat do
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>>9167220

i. kill them
ii. kill yourself
iii. job

Pick your poison.
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>>9167220
Kill them then yourself
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>>9167220

Get paid to risk your life and fight oil wars

perhaps if you get a minor injury you can get a good pension / compensation though (at least you can here)
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>>9167220
Move to Australia, live off of immigrant benefits forever.

We also have good internet depending on the location you live in, I have a spare room you could rent if you really wanted to, where are you from?
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>>9167257
Unless you can claim asylum, you won't get anything as an immigrant, dipshit, and no person from the first world can do that.
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>>9167284
I was getting excited about those benefits, way to ruin my day
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I'll kill myself when I have to stop being a NEET.
so yes I'll be remembered as a NEET forever
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>>9167197
Jesus, I wasn't aware that there was such a huge influx of normals into /jp/ this summer
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Did anyone else see the cats as malformed hands?
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>>9167619
yes
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>>9167220
Your parents can forcefully sign you away for the military now? There are other low-end jobs you can work in the civilian world too. For example, Best Buy associate wasn't bad.
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If only people would stop posting images of cute girls being NEETs. I'd probably take it seriously then.
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>>9169289
Even the crappiest of shitter-scrubbing jobs are hard to get nowadays.
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>>9169289
Well, if you're a minor, you can be sent to a military school. And even if you're an adult, they can coerce you into signing up.
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>>9169415
>Well, if you're a minor, you can be sent to a military school.
What? Do you live in North Korea?
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we need to all live together so we can be safe!! someone keep me safe please so i can be a neet and not have to go back to school!!!!!!!!
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>>9169425
Only if you suck my cock, dude.
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>>9167220
how can they send you to military by force though? i mean, how does it work? where do you live?
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>>9167220
Go with it. Once you come back, you'll be a crazy pacifist like ZUN!bar.
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>>9169433
no lewdness!
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>>9169425
there's the /jp/ mansion you know
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>>9169469
Let me guess. It's in Gensokyo, right?

N-no thank you yet.
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>>9169421
>>9169445
Please respond! I'm genuinely interested.
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>>9169461
Well guess what? No tripfags either you cunt.
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>>9169469
so...???
i heard it was fulll
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The common man agrees, you selfish idiots!
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>>9169473
No, it's a place where you wake up in form of a little girl and live the rest of you're life with other little girls. I'm writing from the mansion. Even though I prefer read books and drink tea most of the time.
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>>9169481
"tripf*gs" is a bullying term and we dont use it here on jp
you just proved your newness.. an oldfriend would know that bullying isnt tolerated here!!!
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>>9169493
wasn't the mansion supposed to have no internet connection?
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>>9169502
How do you think we got chosen?
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>>9169491
You know, I WISH there were still isolated areas I could go to live the life of Thoreau. As long as I have the necessities of life and a good library, I'm good.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Autistic Shit flingers on fire off the shoulder of page 15. I watched Billy Herrington glitter in the dark near the Shower Room. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die.
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>>9169498
*whips out dick*
hey bro, you like my dick?
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>>9169461
"No lewdness!" Fukune chastised, and /jp/ just rolled his eyes and pressed Fukune down again, who obediently slurped and lapped at his cock like a lollipop. Fukune pressed his lips at the base and groaned, rubbing his mouth along his length. /jp/ glanced down to where the fabric of Fukune's skirt covered his ass as he ground himself helplessly against the bed, both hands occupied with pleasuring /jp/. Fukune stopped moving his mouth to lean his forehead against /jp/'s pelvis, hips moving with abandon as he made small, eager noises against his hip.
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>>9169515
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>9169498
Kill yourself out of /jp/.
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>>9169525
do u have facebook babe
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>>9169513
What about interbutts?
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>>9169520
that doesnt make any sense and sounds lewd jerk
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>>9169515
>>9169520
FRIGG OFF BULLIES!
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>>9169528
no i deleted it
i have a gabebook though loll

>>9169526
dont tell peopel to kill themselves :(
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This is now a pet thread. In other words this is a signal to the bestiality guy that shat up the last pet thread I made. You'll actually be doing a service here.
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I'm all for hating on tripfags, but seriously, don't bully-chan didn't do anything. Why so lewd, anons?
Take it easy.
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>>9169531
stop being a slut fukune
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>>9169515
>>9169520
>>9169525
>>9169529
>>9169528
>>9169531
>>9169536

http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Sexual+Roleplay+Chatroom+%28Large%29
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>>9169529
Distracts me from reading.
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>>9169538
get out you horrible poster
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>>9169551
>1. The Secret Shower: You and your secret boyfriend finished working out after school and decided to take a quick shower in the gym (knowing that after 4pm no one was allowed in the gym shower)
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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>>9169538
so cute.. heres a picture of my cat

>>9169550
im not.. im pure

>>9169547
thank you :)

>>9169551
that website crashed my browser :(
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>>9169578

What type of cat is it?
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>>9169512
but you were chosen before you get put in the mansion. i don't see a connection.
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>>9169578
I think I can see a glimpse of Fukune on the cat eyes reflection
can somebody enhance it?
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Fukune is FBI
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>>9169581
well its not really a pedigree so im not sure
she seems really timid but shes caught more birds and mice than any otehr cat and shes only 1 year old...
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>>9169604
you cant even see the cats eye lol

>>9169606
federal bully inspector >:)
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>>9169608
Are those brown spots actually there, or is it an artefact of the light?
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>>9169616
yeah they are there
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>>9169578
can i buy ur used putrid, vinegar smelling socks?
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>>9169623
Do you get off on this? Seriously, what is your motivation for this rampant shitposting.
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Here's my cat, he's a British Shorthair and kills anything with a pulse in my neighborhood. His name is Death Kitty.
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>>9169636
see >>9169606
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>>9169639
I bet my cat could beat your cat in a fight.
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>>9169636
umm.. what??

im sorry but none of my posts have been off topic
you are delusional

>>9169633
my feet dont smell ;_;

>>9169639
gah.. it sucks when your cat kills everything.. i mean its so cute but its a murderer :(
anyway your cat is cute
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>>9169608

Sounds like it's a nice cat. I wish I had a pet but they won't let me keep one in my apartment :(
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>>9169650
I bet I could beat your cat in a fight.
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fukune is great at being stupid fukin moron
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I only lost my job 2 weeks ago for fucks sake.
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>>9169652
Thanks Fukune.
>>9169652
Bring it on, looser. My cat kills jack rabbits bigger than himself.
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Yes I can.
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>>9169652
Would you tell me the topic of this thread, please.
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>>9169676

shut up
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>>9167178
also the dead are NEETs
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>Can't be a NEET forever
>Always a NEET on the weekends
>Till the end of times

Everything went better than expected
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>>9169680
u shut up
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>Mom dies
>Turn 25
>Inherit part of trust fund set up by my ultrarich great great grandfather
>MFW ~$20k per quarter for the rest of my life

Now I just have to deal with the mother part...
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>>9169686
>>9169689
who u qoute?
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>>9169689
lucky bastard
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>>9169559
But fuck-une being a slut loves that kind of thing. She gives dogs bones and gets boned by them. Moving up to horses now I think. Horrible bestiality-chan, where are you? Pic actually related. She raped her old cat and that's why he ran away and is a binge drinker now.
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>>9169704
God he smokes too?
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>>9169689
What did your gggrandather do?
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>>9169704
its not a she its an it

fkn whale

some1 post its fat hands
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>>9169676
first it was about being a neet
then it was about pets
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I wonder if the guy who plays Fukune gets turned on by all this.
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>>9169704
Fukune is pure, shut up jerk.
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>>9169714
he is probably fapping right now


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