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Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:43 No.8991145

ask someone living in the /jp/ mansion anything.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:43 No.8991148 How do I apply?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:44 No.8991149 When are you going to pay me back for the pizza we had last night? You didn't even cover the tip, man.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:46 No.8991156 what do you have in the fridge

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)19:47 No.8991160 >>8991148 we're pretty full at this point, we've got 8 people living in a 3 bedroom house.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:47 No.8991165 >>8991160 >he lives in the annex with the other undesirables

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:48 No.8991167 >>8991145 How hot do all of you look in girl clothes?

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)19:48 No.8991168 >>8991156 there really isn't that much, unless someone brings something home which they're planning on cooking that night. most of us just eat ramen and frozen food.

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)19:49 No.8991171 >>8991167 only two people in the house wear girl's clothes, and they get to stay in the house free of charge for the services they provide. one of them is actually a girl

Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:51 No.8991179

>>8991171
>one of them is actually a girl

He must be one hell of a master of disguise.

Would I be allowed in the mansion if I provided the same services as payment? I'm guessing they cook, do the dishes, laundry and clean the house. A small price to pay to be around you guys, honestly.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:54 No.8991193 >>8991171 Wait, you need to pay to live in the /jp/ mansion? So what's the point?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:57 No.8991204 >>8991168 why ramen..why not amke your own spagetti

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:57 No.8991207 Who's the meido?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:57 No.8991208 NSJ, your thread sucks.

OP 05/10/12(Thu)19:57 No.8991210

>>8991193
nobody has to pay rent, but the three people in the house who have jobs help out with utilities (still comes out to less than a hundred bucks a month for each of them). the two meidos don't have to pay anything, since they clean and sleep with everyone. then there's the owner of the house, who got a pretty sizable inheritance when his parents died...and then me and one other guy, who are friends of the owner.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:59 No.8991217 File: 1336694391.jpg-(62 KB, 387x538, 3DPD.jpg) >>8991210 >sleep with everyone So /jp/ mansion turned out to be full of disgusting sluts? I should've expected this shit.

>>	Mush !Mush..gCQk 05/10/12(Thu)20:00 No.8991220 >>8991210 >sleep with everyone Holy fuck what a terrible troll.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:00 No.8991221 File: 1336694458.jpg-(1.11 MB, 3072x2304, penne grande [10bit].jpg) >>8991204

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:01 No.8991223 >>8991145 Show some pics of your /jp/ crib.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:01 No.8991227 >>8991210 >sleep with everyone That's just disgusting

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:02 No.8991232 I live in an apartment with 2 friends. Does that mean I live in a /jp/ mansion too?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:03 No.8991238 >>8991221 I see pennette not spaghetti

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:04 No.8991242 >>8991232 everyone in the house (except myself, the owner and our other friend) met through /jp/, so I suppose if you met your roommates that way then you live in the /jp/ apartment.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:04 No.8991244 Please post pictures.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:05 No.8991246 >>8991210 I hope by sleeping with everyone you mean non-sexually

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:05 No.8991247 Are we being raided more than usual today or something? What's with all the normal threads firing off right now?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:06 No.8991249 File: 1336694760.jpg-(113 KB, 1024x768, pantsu8.jpg) >>8991221 you unculture swime >>8991210 how long are teh skirt of the maidos and wat kind of pantsu they wear

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:06 No.8991251 >>8991223 >>8991244 I don't have a camera. I'll ask one of the guys with a phone to take some pictures when they get home.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:07 No.8991254 >>8991251 Tell mister phone to use a timestamp

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:07 No.8991255 my google does a barrel roll everytime I type "do a". Not kidding. It is just me?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:08 No.8991260 this thread is bad and you should feel bad for making it

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:08 No.8991261 >>8991255 Turn off instant

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:09 No.8991266 >>8991254 sure thing.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:09 No.8991268 WHO HOMU HERE

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:10 No.8991273 >>8991179 Please respond.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:11 No.8991279 Which country?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:11 No.8991282 >>8991266 >>8991266 also take photos of everyone curious to see what you all look like

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:13 No.8991287 File: 1336695237.jpg-(19 KB, 360x255, OP-Will-deliver-soon.jpg)

OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:14 No.8991288

>>8991179
like I said, we're pretty full already. they do all of those things except cook, we all pretty much fend for ourselves food wise. every now and then one of them will do shabu-shabu for us though, those tend to be pretty good nights.

but, as I said in another post, they also provide lewd services. both of them offered this and were not told they had to do it, and they really enjoy it.

so to answer your question: no, not really.

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:14 No.8991291 >>8991279 USA. Portland, Oregon if anyone wants to know the city.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:14 No.8991292 So all I have to do is provide income or be everyone's little girl? Where do I sign?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:16 No.8991296 How do you all play Diablo with just one connection?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:17 No.8991303 >>8991251 I don't believe you, and I'm sure no one else does either. Anyway, I'll be waiting for the pictures.

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:17 No.8991306 >>8991296 actually only two of the guys in the house play PC games online. everyone else tends to lean more towards consoles.

>>	My older sister says I'm really cute Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:18 No.8991310 >>8991288 Even if I agreed with doing the lewd services?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:19 No.8991314 >>8991306 >filthy casual mansion nope

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)20:21 No.8991322 OH YES i wanna live therre!! please i can bake and stuff.. im really good at umm well im pretty good at games and stuff i can do whatever is needed aroudn the house ill cook and clean yes

>>	OP 05/10/12(Thu)20:26 No.8991342 >>8991310 >>8991322 we really can't take anymore people right now. we're pretty much out of places for people to sleep.

Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:34 No.8991383
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>>8991342
Then why bother making a thread about a mansion no-one can move into?

You guys suck. I'll be back after I finish my novel and build a replica of the scarlet devil mansion on the Douro wine region with the money I'll get from my masterpiece. Then I'll invite everyone except you. And the finnish.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:35 No.8991384 >>8991342 How many times have you slept with the courtesans? Which one is your favorite? Do you like living there?

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)20:36 No.8991388 File: 1336696584.jpg-(133 KB, 1280x720, [Zero-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky(...).jpg) >>8991342 cant i share someones bed??? ill sleep on the sofa!!

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:39 No.8991409 >>8991145 >>8991160 >mansion >3 bedroom house Sorry but that ain't no mansion.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:42 No.8991422 File: 1336696935.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 15 KB, 480x360, yara.jpg) >>8991388 You are welcome to sleep on my couch.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:46 No.8991439 File: 1336697187.png-(571 KB, 945x1365, 079.png) >>8991388 you can share a bed with me fukune

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:48 No.8991445 Fake. ;_; Just a normalfag playing with our feelings. Move on.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)20:50 No.8991451 File: 1336697454.jpg-(126 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milk(...).jpg) >>8991422 >>8991439 yayyyy

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:51 No.8991453 File: 1336697463.jpg-(70 KB, 750x421, 1332030572715.jpg) Stop, Fukune is mine.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:51 No.8991458 File: 1336697519.jpg-(157 KB, 600x551, 086.jpg) >>8991451 u have 2 promise not 2 be lewd tho ok? i have a waifu >_> shed be jelly!

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:53 No.8991465 >Fukune More like Yama's alter ego.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:53 No.8991466 >>8991451 You can sleep on my bed you timid bastard

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:57 No.8991471 Hi OP, although you've said you're full I'm going to leave an email address here in case that changes in the future. I have a source of income.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)21:00 No.8991476 File: 1336698051.jpg-(171 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milk(...).jpg) >>8991453 im everyones!! >>8991458 no lewdness please is my motto >>8991465 me and yama are good friends >>8991466 dont call me timid

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:08 No.8991502 >>8991476 is that how you treat an old friend

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:09 No.8991505 how do i join such a coveted enclave

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)21:12 No.8991512 File: 1336698731.jpg-(213 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milk(...).jpg) >>8991502 i..im nice...

OP 05/10/12(Thu)21:18 No.8991541

>>8991384
I'm definitely not the horniest one in the house, but of the two I'd say I prefer the one with the vagina. I sleep with her about once a week or so. The trap is definitely the more sexual of the two and gets around quite a bit more, there's a couple guys in the house who double-team her just about every night. the noise can be a little annoying sometimes.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:20 No.8991546 >>8991512 My bed should be big enough for the two of us

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:21 No.8991552 >>8991541 Just like when I lived in that crackhouse... those were times.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:23 No.8991560 OP when you go off yelling LOLOLOL I TROLLED /JP/ THEY SAID THEY WERE UNTROLLABLE LOL. Please note a few believers in your shit thread is not /jp/.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)21:25 No.8991569 >>8991546 okaay pyjama party yay

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:27 No.8991582 >>8991569 >tfw when your post without picture will go to the archives forever

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:28 No.8991584 >>8991560 does this even count as trolling? telling a story that some people choose to believe and others don't?

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)21:29 No.8991588 File: 1336699745.jpg-(109 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milk(...).jpg) >>8991582 i dont care o_O

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:32 No.8991608 >>8991569 I hope we can make love or something

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:32 No.8991610 File: 1336699943.jpg-(105 KB, 750x600, 1297050224184.jpg) The pics.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:32 No.8991612 How is dominance in the /jp/ mansion established? By whoever has the biggest penis?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:35 No.8991625 >>8991612 Biweekly Ship of Hope. Winner becomes reagent

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ 05/10/12(Thu)21:36 No.8991629 File: 1336700189.jpg-(80 KB, 1280x720, [Zero-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky(...).jpg) >>8991608 no sorry unless you mean hugs and stuff

OP 05/10/12(Thu)21:36 No.8991630

>>8991612
I'm not really sure what you mean by dominance. The owner of the house has the final say in things pretty much because he could kick us all out if he wanted to and we're all only there because of his kindness. we all respect each other's privacy and try not to bother each other. we all get along pretty well too, and even if there is tension from time to time we can go days without actually seeing anyone else in the house pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:40 No.8991652 >>8991630 How easily? I thought you had shared bedrooms.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:41 No.8991661 >>8991630 you're story is inconsistent

OP 05/10/12(Thu)21:43 No.8991670

>>8991652
>>8991661
the only two that share a bed are the trap and the girl, and they pretty much do everything together. everyone else has their own living space, but not everyone has their own room. the people who are in other areas of the house (the basement, the living room, etc) have screen and curtains put up to give them some privacy. so everyone sort of has their own little cove.

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