Don't pick up women at cons.

>>8851209

Impregnate them both. IMPREGNATE THEM BOTH.

THEM ASSES. THEM ASSSESSSSSSSS.

Go buy some non-faggot pants

Nazi Cosplay
Japs love nazi cosplay
Then proceed with fucking

>>8851239
Don't worry, they're usually too heavy for that.

>>8851326

Use my smooth moves and Touhou knowledge.

Why do Japanese skin pigment look like rotting corpses?

>>8851395
Because women disgust you?

What would happen in real life if someone ran up with a pair of scissors and stole her bra/pantsu?

Camera guy doesn't know how to take a picture of waldo. You never put waldo in focus then sharpen the picture, what the hell man.

Those fat, discolored whores.

Not at all like my touhous.

>>8851702
That's because they're Vocaloids.

Fat cows. Only place disgusting Japanese women have meat is in there fat thighs.

>>8851209
I would ruin that Miku. A Teto is fine, too. Dem legs, man.

>>8851720
>Thigs
>Ass
>Tits
I see no problem here

Look at that OPs pic closely and then imagine how many dicks that have been in their pussies, how many different bacterias and diseases you could catch from that. Think how it would be to go to the doctor one day and get tested HIV positive.

Then think of how good it feels to fap and how easy it is compared to actually fucking someone and how you can do wherever you want without any expectations.

>>8852632
Go fuck yourself nerd.

>>8852632
You know there are things called condoms.
You know it's unlikely you'll find your virgin waifu and just accept most women have had more sex than you.

>>8852632
delusional virgin

>>8852632
You had me at
>Look at that OPs pic closely and then imagine how many dicks that have been in their pussies
but then lost me when you took it in a different direction.

I simply cannot feel anything but repulsion towards someone who has had multiple penises inside of them. Perhaps they're wonderful people and had a string of serious, strong relationships with men who all happened to be terminally ill. But I doubt it, since they're cosplayers and probably fuck whoever they can.

>>8852637
I think it's exactly what he was advocated.
Fucking himself.

>>8852647
>I simply cannot feel anything but repulsion towards someone who has had multiple penises inside of them
That's because you're jealous.

>>8852651
Thread reached its quota of bad jokes at >>8851326

>>8852647
You just can't appreciate someone else having the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>8852653
Maybe. Depends what you consider jealousy. I don't want to *be* one of those men, and I wouldn't stick my penis inside her if she offered.

I think I'm moreso bitter that the world doesn't work the way I want it to work, and there's nothing I can do about that but retreat to the world of 2D and forget anything outside my bedroom even exists.

>>8852643
I won't accept that because I find it disgusting + you can get diseases even if you use condoms.

>>8852661

Wait, what? You don't want multiple penises inside of you?

WTF are you doing in /jp/?

>>8852661
Don't worry, I'll send you some help.

>>8852669
Fucking normals man.

>>8852679

Fucking a normal man is disgusting, a effeminate trap instead...

You will never find an attractive pure woman because she will have already had at least 10(ten) gorgeous cocks inside her.

>>8852669

Shit posting was fun the first 1000 times. The problem now is that newfags like you really think that the general population of /jp/ wants to fuck each other and become disgusting shemales.
Being the little girls is the only "true" dream for most people here.

>>8852691
This. Please, I can't take it easy any more.
Even if you're being ironic, stop the cocksucking/fucking other /jp/ers shtick. It gets old. Hell, even if you're serious, being homosexual does not exempt you from the same anti-3DPD stigma that applies to heterosexuals (I can't believe Saten-anon actually has a fanbase on /jp/ of all places).

>>8852691
You don't speak for *most* people here. Speak for yourself.
>>>/b/

>>8852691
I want to be the little girl!.. Who feeds on the semen from a hundred hard throbbing cocks a day.

>>8852691
>>8852698
>They think we're joking/being ironic.
How NEW are you?

>>8852702
Damn, I bet you'd get through a lot of mouthwash.

>>8852691

>newfags like you
>Being the little girls is the only "true" dream for most people here.

Hey "Mr.Oldfag", "I wish to be the little girl" was way before /jp/ were created.

And you should use "sage" in the unrelated post, that's how we roll here.

>>8852705
Why would you wash away the taste? The taste is the best part about slurping on a big juicy dick.

>>8852691
>>8852698
I will support those post on occasion.

Please, stop this gay faggoty. Or you may go to >>>/hm/ which was specially made for your kind.

>>8852703
All boards joke about being gay, liking traps, etc. Hell, /tg/ - Transgender and /co/ - Cocks have been running jokes since they were made. I'm sure they have genuine transgender and homosexual users, but they don't go on about it because it has fuck all to do with games or cartoons.
/jp/ is a Wapanese 2D board. If you want to fuck 3D men or women or whatever that's fine, just shut the fuck up about it. You don't have to be a vocal minority, even if your intention is to piss people off. It gets old.

>>8852713
All of that cum can't be good for you.
Also, wouldn't your throat/jaw hurt like CRAZEEEEEE from all that sucking?

>>8852717
>/Hm/
>Rules state that no traps of any form will be allowed
>specially made for your kind.
Nope.

>>8852700
He does. Also, redirecting to /b/ just because one's opinion differs shows malicious grade of retardation. You are the one who belongs to /b/. Actually, you don't even belong there.

>>8852717
Definitely not samefag.
Also, you forgot to sage.

You're trying way too hard to fit in and it's painful to read.

>>8852725
moot should add a /trap/ board!!!!!
There are people who think this is a good idea.

>>8852728
Sorry it's hard to take your post seriously when it's so ironic.
You know where to take your hivemind/lejun shit to.
>>>/b/
>>>/Reddit/
>>>/gtfo/

>>8852729
> Definitely not samefag.
Not everyone who disagrees with you is the same person. Hell, the posting styles were different (one left a line break after the link, one saged, he did neither).
Of course I'm sure this was on purpose. Maybe I'm the same person trying to save face. It's a conspiracy!

>>8852710
I have never claimed that /jp/ created the "I want to be a little girl" dream.
>>8852725
I agree that a trap board is needed but that doesn't make it ok to post>>8852734
it here.

Rape their thighs tenderly like a loving gentleman.

>>8852700
While I agree with your sentiments, I think you misunderstood his post. It's true as any lurker or person with one iota of common sense could tell you. I very much doubt the "general population" of /jp/ actually wants "to fuck each other and become disgusting shemales." The only way I could see that working is if this was a dedicated transgender or /soc/-style board. It's just incredibly unlikely.

Either way, he is a dick but blogging about wanting to fellate phalluses or how you like real-life women who have penises is not for /jp/. Keep it to yourself. Most people are doing it to antagonize you or get attention anyway. Just report them and move on.

>>8852737
>a trap board is needed
Do you like 2D traps?
>>>/d/
Do you like 3D traps?
>>>/soc/

Problem solved. moot is already adding niche boards for stupid subjects, don't encourage him any further. View threads as self-contained "boards" of their own if it helps.

>>8852723
Swallowing large amounts of semen is not unhealthy in general, that is provided that the people it comes from does not have STDs.

But even then as long as you don't have any wounds in your mouth/bleeding gums or anything you should still be okay.

And yes you will get a jaw/neck cramp after enough "work"

>>8852758
So you have sucked STD infected cocks?

>>8852758
Oh boy here we go

/jp/ sure has a lot of normals today