I might go to my mom's house. She's been bugging me for weeks to go over so her friend can do some work on my car. After he does the work I think might go for a drive and take some pictures, then come home and eat some soup that I set aside for myself yesterday. I also might make some coffee so I can have milk coffee for tomorrow.

I'm reading some manga and browsing /jp/.
Later I'll finish watching the Space Battleship Yamato movie, do the dishes and take a shower.
Then maybe draw for a while.
That's a busy schedule right here!

I'm going to punch your dick so hard you'll die.

>leach

>>8388781
>>8388780
Sounds fascinating.
Enjoy your empty lives.

>>8388781
>Later I'll finish watching the Space Battleship Yamato movie
You mean you stopped watching a movie while watching it?

>Using one of my images to make a shit thread

I don't even know who I'm quoting.

>>8388766
Never. I want to leech on society till it runs dry.

>>8388789
That is my fetish.
You can punch my dick any time, any place.

Calm down, nobody is punching dicks here. I won't allow it.

>>8388766
No, I'm planning on fucking your mother.

>>8388800
What are you going to do about it?

I'm going to hit the gym so hard my biceps will turn into nukes. Then I'll have sex with every girl in the galaxy at the same time.

Masturbate at least once, maybe twice.

Big day ahead let me tell you.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET OFF MY ASS TO GET A JOB? IMPLYING THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM DOING FOR THE PAST FUCKIN 6 MONTH.

>So what are you losers planning to do today?
Buy and air riffle

>When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
Just returned from doing so.

>>8388810
I'll sit in the corner and laugh at your pathetic little penis until it shrivels up due to humiliation.
There are miniature sized sausages larger than your tiny pecker.

Are you that femanon?

And who the fuck are you talking to OP? I'll fucking bust you in the mouth. Keep that shit up and watch what happens, pussy.

OPISAFAG

>>8388834
Why waste your money when you could get a real one for the same price?

Also

>leach

>>8388797
Yeah, I do it often, depending on what kind of movie it is.

>>8388821
Obviously you're not trying hard enough. McDonald's is always hiring staff, or is that below you?

>>8388839
If anything, it will shrivel up from her germ infested sewage tunnel that you crawled out from.

>>8388817
lol curlbro

i'll follow rippletits advice and get so strength i'll be able to throat fuck an interuniversal black hole.my orgasm will be so pwerful it will cause the second coming of Jesus Christ

>>8388841
Maybe.
No you can't have my contact details, I don't talk to nerds.

>>8388857

>>8388851
What happened to your greentext, bro?

>>8388857
How do you plan to fuck her when your penis is shriveled up then?
What a silly thing to say......

This thread is DISGUSTING

>being NEET
>making excuses for not getting SWOLE AS FUCK

Real betas here.

>>8388859
>my orgasm will be so pwerful it will cause the second coming of Jesus Christ
more like the second cumming right right

>>8388857
>>8388810
Some serious ownage going on in here.

>>8388859
>the second coming of Jesus Christ
So lewd.

>>8388870
So is your crusty yellow smegma penis.

I just got home from going to the DMV and finding out they couldn't do tests at that location and I don't have to be at work for another three hours.

>That feel when someone saves your images and names them the same as you did.
>That feel when said person then pretends to be you and feel fall for it

>>8388894
>and feel fall for it
What are you feeling?

Playing my Fats the Bandit build on Dark Souls. I decided to change it up from the Zwiehander to the Black Knight Great Sword.

>>8388841
OP here. Um, I didn't think this would matter, but if it helps with conversation I'm a girl. I was kind of a bit bitter myself over this topic and really thinking about it lately because I do realize I'm always attracted to the wrong people and always friendzone the right people. But I've never been in a relationship because I can control myself enough to say no to someone I know won't work.

I'd love to be with a lot of friends that I find real sweethearts that are really romantic /jp/ers. But I really just can't get attracted to them despite wanting them, so I don't go for it. And it's not because they're fat neckbeards, a lot of them are pretty average or cute dudes. Didn't include any of this caus it felt like too much of a blogpost.

>>8388851
Because its ilegal in my country (well, you can always get an AK-74 or and M16 with the narcos, but im not going to take any risk)

I never have to work another day in my life because of my injuries and my fat ass lawsuit

>>8388908
will you be my gf??????

>>8388908
I like my pasta fresh, get out of here.

>>8388908
nobody asked anything about your love life, bitch, go back to your feminist blog.

>>8388914
Post a brief description of yourself first.

>>8388914
Of course~ MSN in me email feild. :)

>>8388926
Fake.

I'm writing a fan-vn to keep myself busy, don't judge me.

>>8388928
Hey, stop bullying the OP. She just wanted to make friends on /jp/. Fuck off.

>>8388919
>Replying to copy-pasta.
G/b/2 sucking dick gaylord.

>>8388894
imitation is a form of flattery. you are just so kawaii someone wants to copy you.

>>8388934
Or what?

Haha, Doing nothing. I have no idea what that means anymore.

At the moment there is a snowstorm raging on where I live and I am a member of the local rescue squad.

Sooo, today, I was in school and I got the message that a bunch of people where in need of assistance. I rushed from the classroom, went to the rescue headquarters and since then I have been all around the town giving assistance to stuck cars and whatever problems people found them selves in.

I just came home to wash up and spend some time chilling before I go back to the headquarters for a barbecue. (Yes, we do have barbecues in snowstorms).

I don't know why I feel like I have to write this here. Guess I am just being silly...

Pic related, it is the loco of my rescue team.

>>8388936
Imitate this.
STAR WHIPS OUT DICK STAR

>>8388938
More like homolord rescue squad, you rescue homos, homo.

>>8388937
Mad as fuck.

>>8388894
It'd like you're really doing that right now.

>Be female
>Start a little drama
>People start white knighting for you
>Sit back, relax and enjoy the fireworks,

>>8388935
make me you microdicked nerd sperglord, i bet your anus is the size of the galaxy.

>>8388960
Epic win, sis. Please teach me how to do that

>>8388952

>>8388926
im too shy to email we will just have to go out on /jp/ hope thats okay <3<3<3

>>8388961
Nah that's my head cos I'm well smater then you init bruv. enjoy being a noob ur entire life.

>>8388971
I don't think so nerd.
I don't "date" obese beta nerdlords.

>>8388967
I taught your mom how to suck dick you turdburglar.

>>8388960
>be a male
>troll as a female
>want to be a female secretly
>want to cuddle in the warm embrace of /jp/er
i know you

>>8388992
You're a male and want to be female?
What kind of a disgusting little gayboy freak are you?

>>8388982
if only I was an alpha nerdlord

oh well at least I have gensoyko

Today I bought donuts, milk and listened music.

>>8388977
shut your motuh nerd, im the best quarterback in the whole country, i bang all the hot cheerleder(the oneswho stomp on your microdick and laugh t you LOL) and i also get the best grades of all the fucking highcscholls .
I'm 6.7 300lbs of PURE MUSCLE, my dick is 20 icnches(which i usded to bang ur mom many times rofl). I also have hundreds of friends.

So, wana start shit wit me, nerd?Come at me, imma fuck you up like you'll never forget

>>8388997
You don't even have that, you just have your shitty cartoons and epilepsy simulators.

>>8388995
i'm an alpha, faggot. i'd bend you over and rape you to show you who's the real man. i never wanted to be a girl in my life.

I'm going to play Jet Set Radio.

>Mfw the comiket discussion thread died because of the shit posting like this thread.
Sage

>>8389001
>the oneswho stomp on your microdick
that is my fetish and at least i can get someone to touch my dick, ur so disgusting and useless even your mom thinks your revolting.
>imma fuck you
confirmed for homo. just get out, i aint even dealin with no gayboys. get out before i hurt u.

>>8389011
sage dis shit xDDDDDD

>>8389004
You're so alpha you post on /jp/ about being alpha....
Yeah, I so believe you, man.
Face it, you're a sissy faggot and your dad is ashamed of you.
Enjoy being an eternal virgin.

>>8389015
>get out before i hurt u.

c'mom little nerd, i want yo to try, gimme your best shot

>>8389004
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>8389020
i aint no homo, get away from me i dont want aids

>>8388766

>So what are you losers planning to do today?

Watch Ronin Warriors, maybe play some games, go work out if I'm not feeling like shit as I have been for the past month.

>When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?

Eh..

>When are you going to stop being a leach on society?

Preferably never.

Why is OP so frustr8ed? It would be really funny if it weren't so pathetic. A shitty attempt to "lul epic trull" /jp/ and he gets his ass grilled. Now's he's sticking around here putting thought into his comments to save has image and to make himself feel like he's in control.

>>8389027
This is what happens to people who pretend to be me. They realize they can't take the heat and run away like little European girls who just read the news about Greece.

It really is pathetic.

>>8389024
>Work out
Confirmed for overcompensating for his tiny penis.

>>8389032
>>8389027
samefag

>>8389033

Nah, I just don't want to die in the next few years from liver failure.

>>8389042
Why would you even think that's a samefag?

>>8389033
my dick is already so big I have to make my muscle bigger or else i'll look weird

a curse i carry but i dobut you can relate (because u have a small dick)

>>8389042
Haha, now you're just spouting random shit, aren't you? Pathetic, OP.

>>8389047
>>8389032
>>8389027
SAMEFAG
At least try and make it less obvious.
It's like you're not even trying.

I'm going to spend my day drinking and crying like a bitch. Might play some SF4 later.

>>8389057
OP Status: OWNED4LYFE
Thread's over.

I sure do love Tokiko, she is my internet romance.

>>8389050
>dobut
More like donut, you fat fucking nerd.

>>8389054
Suck my cock, dude.

My little stalker can't be making me look this bad.

>>8388766
>leach
Also I don't. I'm not even getting autism bucks because my country is terrible.

i really can't tell if it's one person or two. i wish i could molest you still though.

Jokes on you, OP. I took some tests to prepare for the GED (truNEETs™ never finish school) and I have a nice $15/hr job waiting for me when that's taken care of.

>>8389057
You're starting to make me frustrated, kid. I ain't no samefag and OP is certainly not me either, nor is he/she one of my war buddies currently in the national guard.

Now cut this shit out before I get serious. You're fucking with the wrong guy on the internet.

>>8389087
>$15/hr
lol 3rd world.

Gonna finish translating some of my commissioned mangas and touch up on my resume today

>>8389092
Its so lame how you've run this into the ground.

>>8389092
>>8389027
>>8389032
>>8389047
Seriously, stop samefagging.
When you say "war buddies" what you really mean to say is "butt buddies" right?

>>8389101
>resume
More like resume your life, nerd.

>>8389103
How else am I supposed to force a meme?

Man, I want attention so badly. I should really think of a name and a tripcode so people recognize my stellar shitposting.

>>8389105
I told you I'm not samefagging. My only current shit thread up is >>8388751 , there's no reason for me to samefag this garbage. OP already made me look retarded enough.

>>8389111
Nice trips, whore.

>>8389111
please do. you have any form of contact outside of /jp/?

>>8389111
I'll always remember your shitposting, patriot. Thank you for your service.

>>8389122
Why would I?

>>8389118
So you make a thread, look very silly and then pass it off as someone else? Yeah, no buying it.

>>8389130
Standing on corners wearing a tight top is usually the only communication you need, right?

>>8389136
I'm a fucking shitposter, why would I care what you think?

The whole point is to make people hate me so I can masturbate to their angry posts later while whipping myself and thinking of how my dad never really loved me.

>>8389130
because there is someone who wants to talk with you outside of just being anonymous

>>8388766
>leach
STOP THAT

>>8389144
>Standing

I'm a cripple you asshole.

>>8389148
I'll never hate you, I want to make love with you in a romantic setting.

>>8389164
Really?

>>8389160
Someone who doesn't know how to capitalize?

No thanks, I don't associate with the mentally disabled outside of the internet.

>>8389176
Yes.

My mom would also be dead if you made a joke about her.

It's not like I don't WANT to do something, it's just that when I want to do something, I have no motivation. Therefore I have nothing to do but shitpost in shit threads like this one.

>>8389169
I'm not homosexual, though.

Usually.

>>8389186
That's okay, I don't mind what your sexual preference is.

>>8389180
Your father is so successful, you have no choice but to disappoint him

>>8389189

>>8389180
Your mother is a very nice lady, I wish her all the happiness and success in the world.