medication

Join a Fight Club

Suicide

>>8388595
To do something that you enjoy.

Prostate massage

Reduce the number of calories in your food intake and break it up into 5-6 meals a day with 3-4 hours between each meal.

Exercise either daily or every other day.

Make sure you are getting your proper intake of water (1/2 your weight in ounces).

Find something you are interested in and do it (something outdoors would be best).

Ah, I was just kidding. Go to Gensoyko.

>>8388602
I can't find anything that I would like to do and things I liked don't look appealing at all and everything seems so hard to do.

Here a trick I'll share with you OP. This method is even faster then meds.

Stay up all night (or whatever your sleep scheduled is), basically skip a cycle/day of sleep. This will cure depression most times, at least it works for me. Don't write it off until you try it, shit works.

>>8388619
Your body pumps endorphins when you haven't slept for a long period of time.

It would just be quicker for OP to go on a run, but like he'll ever do that.

Fix cars with Nitori

>>8388595
Stop giving a fuck about the World and gain some overconfidence.
Then proceed to do everything thinking you are the best and then blame the World for everything that happens.

>>8388625
Not OP, but I'd love to go on a run if there was some way to even step outside my apartment without being beaten, shot, or stabbed to death.

>>8388631
The secret to normalfaggotry?

>>8388635
Do you live in Fresno, CA or something?

Deal with it or go listen to Linkin Park and sulk in a corner.

>>8388635
Exercise bike.
1 hour every day works wonders.

Buy yourself something nice. It'll work for a while.

Not all depression is clinical, so first step is to shake up your life (not easy to do):

-Drop 20 pounds if fat (or gain 10 pounds if scrawny)
-take a month long break from your hobbies (habbits) like 4chan, animu, and vidya.
-Change jobs, or if no job get a token job
-try drastically new experiences (sky diving, white water rafting, visit a dominatrix)
-put in an honest effort to make changes in your life before you reach for the antidepressants.

Just shake things up and see if anything "clicks". Doctors are way too quick to diagnose clinical depression and start handing out hazardous pills, so start out by trying to see if you are just miserable with where you are at in life and making changes.

enjoy some cannabis

Valium.

>>8388659
I smoke way too much and get scary experiences.

become rich. rich people don't have problems. And all that shit about money not buying happiness is government propaganda to keep you under control.

Working out
Due to autism and social anxiety I do it exclusively in my place with improvised material, but it works.
And it feels good to see progress.

Find a purpoes in life.

1. Suicide
2. Drugs/Alcohol
3. antidepressants
4. Exercise and healthy food

Get a job you NEET

gotta introspect why you are depressed

Find someone you can desperatly love and obsess about

>>8388849
Usual depression.

Becoming a happy person

A job.

>>8388994
That made me go from depressed to frustrated. Fucking boring as hell dead end jobs.

>>8388635
They're called treadmills.
Or exercise bikes.
Get one sent to your house.

>>8388595