janitor
y u delete cp but not dis
y u do dis
lol

I can hardly wait.

I don't know why I haven't killed myself. Not sure if I'm scared or I've just been guilt-tripped into thinking it's wrong. Guess it's both.

I really hope the 2012 bullshit is real. Would save me the pain of killing myself.

Also, why is it still 2011 on 4chan? It's been 2012 for 3 hours here.

Death doesn't scare me but pain does, quite a lot.
Is there a painless way to end myself without having to wait a shitton of time to die of old age ?

>>8325697
Exit bag:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

>>8325693
>I really hope the 2012 bullshit is real.

I do too, would be kinda cool to witness the fucking apocalypse.
Would be like those action movies, except real.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I died in an alternate universe. I have made choices that made me split from other realities, or something like that. Like choosing to throw out the trash a few hours later rather than earlier. As soon as that is settled, something clicks in my head to tell me that I made the correct choice, and at that crossroads another me did not. There should be so many of me that are already dead, so that would made this current me the greatest possible that I can be at the current moment; at least until the next crossing where I will again split. I just hope THIS one wins rather than another

>>8325709
Us /jp/ers would likely be the first to die though.

But yeah, it would be cool. Obviously it isn't real (there are far more scientific reasons for an apocalypse than "lol a calendar ended") but it would be nice. I wouldn't have to feel guilty or anything.
I'm not a Christian, but there's that one bit of Revelations that says Satan's minions will torture people and the Right Thing to Do is deal with it and die from torture, and that people who kill themselves will end up in Hell (since suicide is a sin). This always bugs me because suicide feels like the last resort I can always hang on to. Something like a world catastrophe would be a nice workaround.

>>8325717
If that's true though it's just as likely you're one of the WORST yous.

>>8325725
>Us /jp/ers would likely be the first to die though.
Isn't that the whole goddamn point?

I don't want to stay another day on this earth, but I don't want to bring my family suffering. If everyone died, then there would be no suffering.

You should all be ashamed. The more of you kill yourselves the greater the ratio of partying fratboys and other extroverts to everyone else becomes.

>>8325727
No, because the worst versions of me are already dead. I'm one one of the surviving ones.
Last one to die is the best.

>>8325731
I mean we wouldn't get to witness anything, so it's sort of a moot point.
Personally I'd like to be _one of_ the first groups of people to die, but not _the_ first. Just so I'm a little aware of what's happening.

>>8325737
But we don't count as "people in the real world" since we do not "live" in the real world as such. Our deaths make no difference.

>>8325751
You have a presence on the internet. That's plenty.

>>8325754
>presence
Yes, I have a tripcode on 4chan, an account on DeviantArt, a $30k/month YouTube channel, and 7 social media accounts. I have a presence

I just want to laze around forever, and the only real inclination I have to killing myself is that I won't always be able to do that with the current state of things.

>>8325685

Because Komachi doesn't want you to do so

>>8325754
No I don't. I only post on anonymous boards. I have deleted my accounts on all other websites (I don't even have an email address any more).

If I died 4chan and 4-ch's bandwidth usage would decrease by a negligible amount. That's about it.

>>8325772
Not exactly sure what you're saying here.

>>8325772
>a $30k/month YouTube channel

spare a brother a time

>>8325717

I think this too, every choice I make splits reality into several patches. I sometimes spend hours imagining what would have happened if I had made a different choice at a certain point in time, or imagining how would the world have evolved if X event in the past didn't happen or happen differently.

Ticking away, the moment that makes up a dull day.....

>>8325781
4-ch's bandwidth usage

4-ch uses bandwidth?

>>8325781
Consider what would happen if a large proportion of individuals such as yourself died. The few that remain would have to deal with the remainder of humanity - facebook attention whores and drunken clubbers. It is not about being determined as an individual, it is contributing towards a group presence which would otherwise be weaker.

>>8325804
Your explanation makes a bit more sense.

What's funny is I can pinpoint distinct moments where I had a huge sway over where my life went. Like when I was 6 I really wanted a PC and my mum said she could get an old IBM PC from work, but it would mean getting rid of our crappy gym set. If I had changed my mind, I could have been a fit and healthy outgoing person.

>>8325805

It feels so real having listened to them and that song for quite a time now..

>>8325781

This. I've been an anonymous for years, I do not have my own presence on the internet. My mother is dead, my father doesn't care about me, I have no friends and I only post anonymously on the internet. My presence is really faint, I'm sure that when I die my body won't be found until the stench reaches my neighbours.

>>8325819
So, follow suite.

I would give anything for the ability to swap places with people instantaneously. To live life through their bodies, but having my mind, and the ability to switch out at any time, even when dead.

It's not like I have anything in this life anyway. Imagine trying to live as a North Korean farmer, scrounging for food and trying to escape the country.
Or a whorish girl getting fucked by everyone.
Or just an ordinary person. It would be fascinating to know what their mundane life is like.

While I hate to link shii's personal wiki, this is why I can never have an online presence/identity:
http://shii.org/knows/Right_to_vanish

>>8325829
That would be exceptionally selfish.

>>8325784
I was taking your statement about me having a presence to the absurd, to prove a point that I don't have a shred of identity on the internet. I know it came out shitty, sorry.

>>8325840
It would motivate the remaining few to do the same. You'd be doing them a favor.

>>8325834
>Or just an ordinary person. It would be fascinating to know what their mundane life is like.
It is exactly like your life.
It IS your life.

>>8325834
> Or just an ordinary person. It would be fascinating to know what their mundane life is like.
Most exciting to me. I'd love to live as a "normal" person, if only for a day (though I don't want to BE normal).

>>8325717
How does it feel knowing one of those alternative yous made the right choices to get a loli end?

>>8325858
It is not possible. Any turns that I have not taken always end in death, which is why I am the best. I have evaded death the longest so far.

>>8325834

If used correctly, you can do anything with this power. I've always dreamed of something like that.

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU WISH YOU COULD BE A KID AGAIN BUT RETAIN ALL YOUR CURRENT KNOWLEDGE AND MEMORIES.

>>8325864
More manpower requires hyperthreading.

>>8325850
No, it's not. I mean "normal" in a "normal" kind of way. And I don't necessarily want to be the person I would be spectating / playing as. I don't want to be normal, I just want to see what it's like.

>>8325851
The North Korea one is the most exciting to me, because I've always been fascinated by the country. I would be thrilled to get a glimpse of the country through a native Korean's life.
Of course, after I get enough of it, I would switch to other, no less interesting subjects of study.

>>8325863

>Any turns that I have not taken always end in death, which is why I am the best. I have evaded death the longest so far.

Wrong. There are infinite possibilities, of course including (but not limited to) bad ends in every decisive point. It's like an VN with tons of choices, only that you can't save and backtrack.

>>8325868
No, that would be extremely pointless.

http://pbfcomics.com/32/

Welp.

>>8325879
> There are infinite possibilities.
I don't think this is true. Olbers' paradox and such.

>>8325864
Yeah, that's what I been dreaming about a lot, too. Nice to see someone sharing my dreams.

I really hope that if there is an afterlife, it's something like this. I would like nothing more than to just have a spectate mode in real life.

>>8325879
Maybe that is true for you, but not for me. The way I've been feeling this in my head so far tells me so. I know that if I had taken those wrong turns I would have died right there, not traveled on some other path. I'm scared to death of doing things because of that, so inaction is the best course of action to survive.
So you are the one that is wrong. How big of an asspie do you have to be to call someone elses reality incorrect?

>>8325868

I know that feel.

>>8325896
I think there's something wrong with your head.

Nice to see that /jp/edos share my dreams and delusions. That reminds me why I still come here despite all the shitposting and faggotry.

>>8325904

Oh, it's midnight.
Happy new year, fellow BRs

>>8325885
>Olbers' paradox

What does that have to do with what he said?

>>8325911
What?
I wasn't trolling, although I did get carried away and looked a bit crazy calling the other guy out. He has no right trying to tell ME about myself.

There is nothing wrong with me either, these are just the things your mind ponders over when it has lots of idle time.

>>8325919
yeah, flaming != trolling

>>8325917
Something about distributions and obstacles. Impossibility, imagine the night sky as pixels, each pixel wouldn't necessary be (255,255,255) because of said obstacles which are impossible and the choices are not infinite blah blah I'm too pissed to give afuck about what you say.

So, nobody wants to be a North Korean farmer trying to make ends meet and not die? Oh well, we can still be bitches and whores together.

>>8325910
Same here, bro, same here. Threads like this make all the toho shit worth it for me.

>>8325839
>For details, watch the movie Ghost World.
But goddamn, that movie is terrible. I watched it because of a stupid "suggestion" like that.

>>8325948
I think North Koreans would make great conversation partners, and I would love to learn from one. But if I'm going to be a farmer anywhere, it would have to be the Ukraine.

i'd rather become a god if there is any kind of afterlife.

though there's probably just nothingness, you just vanish when you die, like when you lose consciousness except you don't wake up.

>>8325985
Oh wow, why Ukraine?

>>8325985
Seriously though, you have to let my know why you chose Ukraine.