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  • File : 1325367809.jpg-(45 KB, 550x396, cheerup.jpg)
    45 KB /jp/ bio thread Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:43 No.8324195  
    I guess if we all post some info about ourselves we'll feel less lonely on this day.

    >Age:
    18
    >Country:
    Germany
    >Interests
    Touhou, anime
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    NEET since I finished high school with average grades
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:45 No.8324212
    >Age:
    15
    >Country:
    Nihhon!
    >Interests
    /jp/
    >Virgin
    OF COURSE
    >Current ocupation
    Otaku by day NEET by night xd
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:45 No.8324214
    Who are you quoting?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:45 No.8324220
    >>>/soc/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:46 No.8324223
    22 from Sweden, going to study geoscience next year to feed my fantasy image of being a cave explorer. I don't relate well to other people.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:46 No.8324224
    These threads are really boring. when they're set up in this format.

    You should have gone with something like;
    ``Hey /jp/, what things other than touhou and 4chan do you do? Do you have a job? Where are you from? Just tell me about yourself!"

    The way you set up the OP will strike a nerve in my board dwellers who dislike how it's associated with the rest of the shit filled site.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:46 No.8324225
    >>8324195
    >cheerup.jpg
    >we'll feel less lonely
    I believe what that's called projecting.
    I am happy and not lonely.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:47 No.8324232
    >Age:
    15
    >Country:
    United states
    >Interests
    Touhou, anime, VNs, science
    >Virgin
    Obviously
    >Current occupation
    I occupy space

    hurray
    >> Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs 12/31/11(Sat)16:47 No.8324233
    >Age:
    20
    >Country:
    United States of America
    >Interests
    anime, VN, firearms, shitposting
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    unemployed
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:47 No.8324238
    no


    no
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:48 No.8324239
    >>8324224
    >Implying any here plays Touhou.
    How new are you?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:48 No.8324242
    >>8324232
    Enjoy your ban, kiddie.
    >> Tokiko 12/31/11(Sat)16:49 No.8324247
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    Not a virgin. Interested in literature, music, video games, anime, programming, and creative writing. Waste a good portion of the day chatting in IRC or hanging out on /jp/ and reading books.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:49 No.8324255
    >>8324224
    >``
    You again? Why the fuck don't you fucking learn to make "? Fucking idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:50 No.8324256
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    The Netherlands
    >Interests
    Games, anime, literature
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current occupation
    >occupation
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:50 No.8324257
    >Age:
    23
    >Country:
    Yugoslavia
    >Interests
    danmaku, anime, j-stuff
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Kebab shop worker
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:51 No.8324265
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    >>8324195
    >Age:
    19
    >Country:
    Norway
    >Interests
    Math, science, women, internet, /fit/
    >Virgin
    of course
    >Current occupation
    Engineering, still serving apprenticeship. Spend most of my free time on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:51 No.8324266
    >>8324255
    What?
    Everyone has been doing that recently, it's not only one guy dude.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:53 No.8324276
    I'm 20 years old and live in the US. I enjoy playing fighters and finding people to play perlgolf with on irc channels. I am saving myself for marriage, as it would be hypocritical to demand a virgin wife and not be pure myself. I'm attending University for EE.
    >> Herro Eberinynan~ ヽ(^ω^)ノ !autISm86eM 12/31/11(Sat)16:53 No.8324280
    >Age:
    20
    >Country:
    France
    >Interests
    Anime, video games, /jp/
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    nothing except posting on /jp, playing video games and watching anime
    >> KOS-MOS !!EGaZwla24Ri 12/31/11(Sat)16:54 No.8324284
    >Age:
    24
    >Country:
    Canada
    >Interests
    danmaku, anime, j-stuff,guns
    >Virgin
    No
    >Current ocupation
    Security Guard
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:54 No.8324287
    >Age:
    Not relevant
    >Country:
    Not Relevant
    >Interests
    Otaku Culture related things.
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Not relevant
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:54 No.8324290
    >Age:
    23
    >Country:
    United States
    >Interests
    Anime, touhou, visual novels
    >Virgin
    No, sadly
    >Current ocupation
    College graduate, NEET now
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:55 No.8324293
    >>8324266
    Stop deluding yourself.

    Also, >>>/soc/
    Fucking /jp/ cancering.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:55 No.8324296
    MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THEM? MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT A CUTE LITTLE VELOCIRAPTOR AS A PET, TO CUDDLE UP WITH HIS FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING. I DON'T MEAN A JURASSIC PARK VELOCIRAPTOR EITHER, THAT'S A DIENONYCHUS, I'M TALKING ABOUT A REAL VELOCIRAPTOR. ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CAT, AND IT'S A PACK ANIMAL, SO IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A TWO LEGGED DOG COVERED IN FEATHERS. I'D TOTALLY NAME HIM SOMETHING AWESOME, LIKE NATHANIEL OR SOMETHING, AND I'D CARRY HIM AROUND WITH ME, AND MAYBE TEACH HIM TO STAND ON MY SHOULDER, AND ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE ALL OVER IT, THEY'D BE "OH, ENGARDE, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE RAPTOR YOU'VE GOT THERE, CAN I PET HIM?" AND I'D BE LIKE, "WELL, SURE YOU CAN, NATHANIEL LIKES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL BLUSHY, AND WE'D START A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT RAPTORS, BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE DINOSAURS.
    I'D HAVE NATHANIEL SIT ON MY DESK AND KEEP ME COMPANY ALL DAY.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:56 No.8324304
    >Age:
    21
    >Country
    Texas German
    >Interests
    shmups, pokemon, seacats
    >virgin
    I prefer the term celibate
    >current ocupation [sic]
    studying aerospace engineering. being afraid of people who aren't my immediate family and acting jittery and making people feel uncomfortable.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:56 No.8324305
    rprtd
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:57 No.8324306
    >>8324195
    >age
    >virgin
    Perfect recipe for a shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:57 No.8324312
    >Age:
    21
    >Country:
    Canada
    >Interests
    manga, anime
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    NEET, lots of family troubles and university drop out
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:57 No.8324313
    eh, why not, it's not like /jp/ can get shitter

    >Age
    21
    >Country
    United States
    >Interests
    Touhou, anime, physics, computers
    >Virgin
    yes
    >Current occupation
    unemployed, looking for dead end job to "better" my life
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:58 No.8324316
    >Age
    No

    >Country
    No

    >Interests
    Touhou, anime, video games, nature, martial arts, hiking, music, literature, etc

    >Virgin
    Yes

    >Current ocupation
    Useless piece of shit
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:58 No.8324318
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    >Age:
    29
    >Country
    United States
    >Interests
    Otaku and Japanese related culture, sleep
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current occupation
    Hikikomori
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:59 No.8324320
    >Age:
    15
    >Country:
    Capitalist Chile
    >Interests:
    Anime, literature, shitposting
    >Virgin:
    Yes
    >Current ocupation:
    World domination
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:59 No.8324321
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    oh god why am I doing this

    >Age
    20
    >Country
    US
    >Interests
    music, touhou, anime, history, masturbation, getting FUCKED UP dude
    >Virgin?
    I had sex one time. It was okay.
    >Current occupation
    unemployed.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:59 No.8324322
    >age
    22

    >countery
    Amerikkka

    >interests
    hentai, ecchi, anime/manga/vidya games/ internet history

    >virgin
    ...yeah

    >Current occupation
    NEET. 22 and never worked a day in my life.I live with my mom.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:00 No.8324331
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:00 No.8324332
    >Age:
    25
    >Country:
    Mexico
    >Interests
    Browse the net, League of Legends, Dungeon Defenders
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Accounting Student
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:01 No.8324338
    HI,

    Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

    It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

    This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

    I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

    My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

    How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

    Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

    Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:01 No.8324339
    >>8324321
    Story of my life.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:02 No.8324344
    >Age
    18
    >Country
    Chile
    >Interests
    Touhou, Videogames, Anime to a certain degree (and by that I mean moeshit stuff only)
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current occupation
    Studying computer engineering/computer science or whatever you'd call it in english. I have a NEET heart, I swear! But I'll need to get a job someday so I can buy all sorts of touhou figurines.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:03 No.8324348
    After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

    Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

    That's what life is like to me.

    I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:03 No.8324352
    >>8324320
    Reported for spic, underage, faggot and RANDOM XD.

    Get the fuck out of here.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:03 No.8324355
    >>>/a/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:04 No.8324361
    Okay, it's Comiket. But you offboarders just stay in those threads please.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:04 No.8324366
    /jp/ - NEET /soc/

    Whatever

    >Age:
    19
    >Country:
    USA
    >Interests:
    Otaku culture, (which is to say the greater culture surrounding anime and other works that feature similar traits)
    >Virgin:
    Yeah
    >Current Occupation:
    None, getting a Computer Engineering degree
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:04 No.8324369
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    >>8324344
    >I have a NEET heart, I swear! But I'll need to get a job someday so I can buy all sorts of touhou figurines.
    Get the fuck out of here, spic.
    Jesus christ so much /soc/ underage faggotry in this thread. OP, kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:05 No.8324371
    Open the door get on the floor

    guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!
    >> Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 12/31/11(Sat)17:05 No.8324373
    >>8324320
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324379
    >>8324369
    But I'm not underage.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324381
    >>8324320
    Get the fuck out of 4chan, it's 18+ and not apt for retarded dipshits.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324383
    >Age:
    23
    >Country:
    Germany
    >Interests
    My Waifu, IT and computah, video games
    >Virgin
    No
    >Current occupation
    Studying IT and computah
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324384
    Do you still qualify as a virgin if you've given/received oral sex?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324385
    Okay, I'm going to end every Elfen Lied thread ever.
    First, its pronounced Elfen Leed, as in rhymes with "Reed".

    Secondly, it has essentially no comprehensible storyline, ancient horned savants whose horns look like cat ears are awakened by a mad scientist, and intend to destroy the world.
    Except the protagonist doesn't even try to stop them. So they basically do.

    Before that, though, it tons of unnecesary gore, and poorly delivered fanservice. In fact, the fanservice is basically the only reason to read the manga. Don't ever, ever, ever watch the anime, as they took out or changed all the best fanservice scenes, and as I previously stated, this is the only reason to read the mango.
    There is indeed a scene in which one of the love interests is on the protagonist's lap "Because it's cold and rainy outside," and whilst the protagonist settles into position, the girl slides down his leg and is stimulated. After this, she for some reason NEEDS to take off her wet panties just then, so she bids the protagonist to turn around, who of course turns back around only to see the girl fallen over accidentally, spread open. At that same moment, the other members of the harem arrive, wonders ensue, etc etc.

    Rinse and repeat this harem fanservice cycle about 400 times with a shitty contrived 2-D storyline and needless gore. If this sounds awesome, then read the mango. If this sounds like a terrible waste of time, then skip on by.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:06 No.8324388
    >Age
    18
    >Country
    USA
    >Interests
    Anime, drawing
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current occupation
    NEET

    How dull.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324394
    This is a pretty terrible thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324395
    Age:
    57
    >Country:
    Nigeria
    >Interests
    Potato Farming, Cute 2D girls
    >Virgin
    No
    >Current ocupation
    Potato farmer
    >> 【スパーキー(④ ^ヮ^)】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324399
    >Age:
    20 & 5/6
    >Country:
    yotsubanome
    >Interests
    *電気*
    >Virgin
    Yes (forever and ever)
    >Current ocupation
    Depressed Engineer student
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324400
    >>8324383
    >computah
    Get the fuck out.
    >>>/soc/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324402
    >>8324381
    Being 18 is still immature. Just letting you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324404
    this series was pretty fucking bad.

    the gore was there just there for gore's sake, and the fan service was a bit over the top.

    overall, this was pretty insulting to my intelligence.

    i've been reading various postings from all over the web (imdb, anime forums), and i can't believe i'm seeing all kind of praise for this anime.

    the plot is cliche and pretty idiotic. so basically all the characters have been so fucked up earlier in life that it's made somewhat believable that the characters, even in anime fantasy land, would act this way? you can only decapitate and split so many people in two before it gets old. the theme of alienation and rejection has been done to death, except this series uses it to justify the aforementioned actions.

    and that Nyuu character is put in there to be somewhat cute and just please 13 year old boys; it felt totally out of place and ridiculous. in fact, i couldn't help but keep thinking to myself that this is what an anime series would be like if it was written by 13 year olds who want to see blood and pussy (in exclusive contexts, i'd hope). that demographic is the only group i could possibly see to consider this series "deep, or if you were a grownup without analytic or critical thinking abilities, you'd come to that same conclusion.

    i don't have any issue with violence or nudity (especially animated), and last i checked i was a pretty intelligent fellow, but i can not see how this is supposed to be some exemplary work.

    i've been out of the anime loop for a LONG time, and it looks like i picked the wrong series to get me back into it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:07 No.8324405
    >Age:
    18
    >Country:
    England
    >Interests
    /jp/
    >Virgin
    No
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:08 No.8324406
    Age: 15
    Country: America
    Interests: the anime, /jp/, web design, the *chanosphere
    Virgin: No
    Current occupation: hikki/web designer
    >> Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 12/31/11(Sat)17:08 No.8324407
    >>8324383
    >computah
    the fuck is this.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:08 No.8324412
    >>8324402
    >18+

    See? That's what happens when you're underage and think maturity still means something.
    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:08 No.8324413
    I'm sick of /jp/ being about /jp/ itself and not otaku related things.

    Stop right this instant.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:09 No.8324415
    I think I see the problem with this site...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324421
    Why is /jp/ so underage?

    Fuck.
    >> Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324423
    >>8324413
    I'm gonna go start a C81 thread. Fuck this shit and the people who contribute to it, this isn't /soc/ you twats.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324424
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    >Age
    21
    >Country
    Mexico
    >Interests
    Tohos vidya and VN's
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    "Going to collage" Lies!
    my life is such a failure
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324425
    >>8324407

    >Germany

    That explains it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324426
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    United states
    >Interests
    Animoos, SF, vydia
    >Virgin
    S-shut-up!
    >Current occupation
    Daydreaming about killing my bosses
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:10 No.8324427
    >>8324344

    You talk too much
    Get out
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:11 No.8324431
    Why is it that whenever someone says they aren't NEETs in this thread, someone tells them to get the fuck out to /soc/?
    Geez, our hobbies are expensive, we gotta pay for them someday, not all of us have parents with a lot of money who can give us the perfect NEET life.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:11 No.8324432
    >Age:
    20
    >Country:
    Argentina
    >Interests
    Touhou, anime, vns, music, fighting games, languages, literature, martial arts.
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Was NEET for a year, couldn't keep it up any longer. I'm in medschool now, not doing very well though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:11 No.8324433
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    God Blessed America
    >Interests
    /jp/, /fa/, /toy/, /pol/
    >Virgin
    No. A true otaku visits massage parlors. Since I'm young, I'm treated like a fucking sex god there.
    >Current occupation
    Uneducated Best Buy hack.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:11 No.8324434
    >>8324406
    >Age: 15
    >Country: America
    >Interests: the anime, /jp/, web design, the *chanosphere
    >Virgin: No
    >Current occupation: hikki/web designer

    If this isn't a trollpost, you're so getting banned.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:11 No.8324439
    >>8324421
    I'm sure most of the underage ones are just well-aged trying to get a rise out of you. Most.

    This is why I hate these threads. Leaving the part that they're pointless and show up on every single other board, there will be countless posts from people claiming to be underage. And you can't take it easy like that.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:12 No.8324442
    >Age:
    21
    >Country:
    Chile
    >Interests
    VNs, music
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Unemployed

    Lots of underage around here. I thought I was the youngest here.
    >> Nobody reads this shit! Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:14 No.8324448
    I don't get the point of these threads.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:14 No.8324451
    >>8324421
    >>8324442
    16/f/FL

    wanna see my peepee? :3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:14 No.8324454
    Great thread, OP.

    >Age:
    13
    >Country:
    america
    >Interests
    funny memes, epic animes, linkin park
    >Virgin
    not telling lmao
    >Current ocupation
    idk XD
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:15 No.8324458
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:16 No.8324464
    >>8324421
    >>8324439

    Nevermind that... Why is /jp/ full of 20-somethings when the site itself has been around for quite some time? Hell, I was 20-something when I started, but now I'm 34.

    Anyway, these threads are absolutely retarded... hidden, reported, called the cops.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:16 No.8324465
    >implying america is a country

    dohoho
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:16 No.8324472
    >>8324464

    >I'm 34

    GTFO old man
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:17 No.8324473
    21
    US
    Japan, Philosophy, Conspiracy Theories. Psychology and Human Relations
    Yes
    Looking for pity in online games, creating personas in online games and MMO's, carefully plotting grand finales to my online persona scenarios where I reveal that I've been faking myself the whole time.

    I've spent 5 years pretending to be a girl in MMO's (ages 16-21)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:17 No.8324474
    >>8324465
    Americans think America and Europe are countries.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:17 No.8324489
    >>8324458

    Too lewd.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:17 No.8324490
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    >>8324464
    >when the site itself has been around for quite some time? Hell, I was 20-something when I started, but now I'm 34.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:18 No.8324495
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:18 No.8324497
    >>8324490
    I think he was trying to be funny, I'm not sure.
    >> Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 12/31/11(Sat)17:18 No.8324499
    >>8324458
    That's pretty lewd but it's appreciated nonetheless.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:18 No.8324503
    23
    United States
    Anime, Video game, music, Insect collecting, insect rearing, gardening, hiking, pets.
    Of course i'm virgin i'm on /jp/ fucking idiot
    Full time NEET.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:19 No.8324512
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    >Age
    56
    >Country
    USA
    >Interests
    Jazz, Type-Moon, apocryphal texts and long lost literature, '67 Chevy Impala, and vietnamese ladyboys.
    >Virgin
    Hardly.
    >Current occupation:
    Retired. Collector of rare items.
    >> Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 12/31/11(Sat)17:21 No.8324521
    >>8324464
    The average population is 18 or older, but the underage population we're getting these days is an entirely different one than we got back in 2007 and such. They're not coming from AlbinoBlackSheep and SA and such, they're coming from Facebook and Twitter.
    I started posting when I was 14, but god forbid that I ever tell anyone that I was because I knew I'd be torn a new one, so it really depends on the person.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:22 No.8324532
    >>8324512
    If this post is legit, can I be your best friend/apprentice? We can fly around the world fucking ladyboys and drinking expensive liquors.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:23 No.8324542
    >>8324521

    i fuked ur mom when she was 14
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:28 No.8324565
    >>8324542
    "i lov teh sensnation of bein cummed insd" - ur mother
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:28 No.8324569
    >Age:
    20.
    >Country:
    Sweden.
    >Interests:
    Anime, manga, computers, baking/cooking, /jp/.
    >Virgin:
    Yes.
    >Current ocupation:
    NEET.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:30 No.8324579
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    >>8324532
    Only if you have a lean build, little to no facial hair, and are willing to try on girly clothes for my amusement. I am merely considering your offer because my last companion recently decided he was above eating thupka out of his own soiled pantyhose. You must also be allowed to enter and leave the country legally.

    Please take my requirements very seriously.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:30 No.8324586
    >>8324512
    I own a '65 oldsmobile cutlass coupe.
    We should drag it out. Kinda beat up on the frame, but the engine is still solid.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:31 No.8324591
    Threads like this are why /jp/ is so shitty.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:31 No.8324593
    >>8324472
    >>8324490
    >>8324497

    I've said this many times in the past, but I'll say it again. There is no magic age past which you suddenly stop enjoying your hobbies. I've been into this crap roughly since my senior year in high school, and I haven't stopped yet. Why should I?

    /jp/ is honestly the last barely tolerable board since others were removed and or ruined completely. I suppose I would only leave when things become unbearably annoying, pointless, and unintelligible.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:35 No.8324618
    >>8324593
    I can't tolerate your posts, myself. Especially when you do that all caps stuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:37 No.8324634
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    Russia
    >Interests
    Video games, Manga, porn .
    >Virgin
    Obviously.
    >Current ocupation
    Psychology major but mostly just a waste of skin.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:38 No.8324640
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    >>8324586
    Sorry fella, I daren't put my precious Impala in harms way by doing something as irresponsible as drag racing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:38 No.8324644
    >Age:
    21
    >Country:
    Germany
    >Interests:
    vidya, anime, fap, shitposting
    >Virgin:
    No
    >Current ocupation:
    NEET(since 2008)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.8324650
    >You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

    Ah, 1st good deed of the new year!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.8324651
    >>8324579
    I'm all those things except lean build. I'm not fat or anything, but not exactly lean. That can be easily changed though! Also I don't know what thupka is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.8324652
    24

    America

    galge, manga, firearms, early twentieth century literature, hats andformalwear and frilly dresses

    No

    Personal assistant/live in servant.

    And that's my shitpost for the day. Reported,
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.8324654
    >>>/facebook/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.8324660
    Brazil

    18

    Irrelevant

    Yes

    Student
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:42 No.8324676
    >America is a country
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:42 No.8324677
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    uk
    >Interests
    translating foreign poetry, baking, cars, computers, music, maths, eyeliner, literature, touhou, reading, playing the piano, driving, energy shots, anorexia, videogames
    >Virgin
    I used to work as a prostitute during my GCSEs
    >Current ocupation
    student
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:43 No.8324681
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    >Age:
    25 (but look more like 19-20)
    >Country:
    Germany
    >Interests
    Animu/Mango, Touhou and more
    >Virgin
    No, with 18 my first and last sex. Many years no more sex.
    >Current ocupation
    Forever a NEET.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:43 No.8324684
    >Age:
    18
    >Country:
    murka
    >Interests:
    2ho, anime, drugs
    >Virgin:
    Yes
    >Current occupation:
    Freelance plumber
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:43 No.8324688
    >Age:
    20
    >Country:
    Czech Republic
    >Interests
    Anime, Games, Literature...
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Uviversity, studying Japanese and Applied economy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:44 No.8324698
    Does the people here feels proud of being virgin or what?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:45 No.8324707
    >>8324698
    Reported.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:45 No.8324710
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    >Age:
    24
    >Country:
    England
    >Interests
    Anime, Manga, masturbating, shitposting
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current occupation
    NEET
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:46 No.8324714
    >>8324688
    >88

    SIEG HEIL DUDE!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:46 No.8324721
    >Age:
    18
    >Country:
    Colombia
    >Interests
    Anime, browsing, VN, Dr House
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    College student, might drop out soon.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:47 No.8324722
    >Age:
    19
    >Country:
    Switzerland
    >Interests
    Games, Anime
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Computer Scientist
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:47 No.8324723
    You people all disgust me. Go back to /soc/ or /r9k/ with your survey shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:47 No.8324729
    >>8324714
    Please go fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:48 No.8324730
    >>8324650

    being autism is not good deed
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:48 No.8324734
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    >>8324651
    No deal. I have neither the time nor the energy to groom a new companion.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:48 No.8324737
    >>8324729
    14/88
    white pride worldwide!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:49 No.8324745
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    Too many teenfags here!
    With my 25 I feel me so fucking old!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:50 No.8324755
    >>8324745

    suck my cock old dude
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:50 No.8324757
    >>8324730

    Reporting for rule violation is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:51 No.8324761
    You all know that virgin and chaste aren't the same thing, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:54 No.8324780
    >Age:
    18 in two weeks
    >Country:
    U.S.
    >Interests
    Fucking everything from Anime to Zeppelin racing.
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Studying mechanics and engineering. Probably get a job at a local manufacturing factory just to pay for upcoming bills and fund my hobbies.

    Why would you think talking about ourselves and the future would make us less lonely?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:55 No.8324793
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    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    USA
    >Interests
    anime, ika-chan, vns, shooters, civ 4, total war.
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Current ocupation
    Collage student
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:56 No.8324796
    >Age:
    29
    >Country:
    Austria
    >Interests
    touhoues, warhammer, vidya, islamophobe, science, diarrhea
    >Virgin
    no, my ascension to wizardry was ruined when i was 23
    >Current occupation
    nurse

    Happy New Year /jp/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:57 No.8324801
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    >>8324737
    HEIL SERBIA!!SLAVIC POWER!88
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:58 No.8324810
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    >Age:
    21
    >Country:
    Romania
    >Interests
    VNs, eSports, /fit/ and looking at naked drawn girls.
    >Virgin
    No
    >Current ocupation
    Full-time NEET

    u mirin'?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:58 No.8324813
    >>8324761
    Wait, what? How?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:04 No.8324866
    >Age
    23
    Country:
    USA
    >Interests:
    Anime, retro gaming mainly imports, culture, anthroplogy, archaeology, forensics, offroading, sports cars and motorcycles.
    >Virgin:
    Nah, lost at 15. Fuck it.
    Current ocupation:
    Gradutating with my Bachelor's of Science in spring, recently unemployed part-time shit work.

    What the fuck? I thought I was going to be one of the younger ones in here, and I'm old tier? So much underage. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:06 No.8324885
    >Age:
    19
    >Country:
    Chile
    >Interests
    Touhou, music, anime
    >Virgin
    Nope.
    >Current ocupation
    I have a job, but I'm about to leave it. After that, NEET (again).

    I can't belive there are so many underaged here... Now I understand why there are so many retards treads.

    They should just die and never come back here. Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:12 No.8324949
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    22, USA, anime & art, lost my virginity a very long time ago, was a hikki for two years and a NEET for several more but i have friends and study moonrunes now. unlike most weaboos, i do not have illusions of going to live in glorious nippon, i just want to be able to play japanese vidya and get a job as a translator or something.

    happy new 2012 /jp/
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:19 No.8325004
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    I'm an 11 year old girl from Japan

    I'm into sugoi anime and kawaii video games
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:19 No.8325008
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    >Age:
    19

    >Country:
    Brazil.

    >Interests
    Touhou, Crossdressing, Science and VNs.

    >Virgin
    Yes.

    >Current ocupation
    Engineering student.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:20 No.8325017
    >age
    22
    >country
    Romania
    >interests
    Dota 2 for now. I'm not really interested in any real life activities.
    >virgin
    No I was raped when I was a child
    >current occupation
    Computer Science student. Not sure if I'm able to finish.

    I suppose if anyone wants to talk to me I can provide email or steam id.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:22 No.8325044
    >age:
    23
    >country:
    USA
    >interests:
    Language arts, oil paints, Korea, /jp/ things
    >virgin:
    no; engaged.
    >occupation:
    School, gonna be teaching english in 2 years; work at a bar 2 nights a week.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:25 No.8325071
    19
    Usa
    Vidya , Anime ,Manga , Vocaloid
    Yes
    Taking 3 classes a semester while looking for job.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:27 No.8325087
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    >>8324321
    Only a few people even talked about drugs. How the fuck do all of you sit at home all night and day in your apartment and not get high as fuck while watching anime and gaming?

    Weed, shrooms, alcohol, and I smoke. I just don't see how you wouldn't, besides it costing money I'd rather usually spend on games or anime shit?

    Though I'm ok with spending on both because I have to work anyways, to make bill payments, unlike most of you. Though, I'd live off of parent or government money if I had the choice cause I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:30 No.8325109
    >>8325087
    shit nigga, u fucking badass. me 2 dough, fo sho fuck mang mayb we shuld hit each otha up adn smoke a bowl 2geths xD drink sum shit too aight? hit me up email in da feild /b/rah
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:31 No.8325116
    >>8325087
    Because drugs a shit, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:34 No.8325132
    >>8325008
    I wish I could know you
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:35 No.8325137
    So me and mugen are the only pinoys on /jp/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:36 No.8325145
    >Age:
    20

    >Country:
    The place where Mugen is going to die in.

    >Interests
    Dojin games, FoM MMOs with /jp/, Writefaggan and drawfaggan, while not being particularly good at either.

    >Virgin
    Duh. I browse /jp/ after all.

    >Current ocupation
    NEET, since I finished college. Seeking job, but I'm just never good enough ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:36 No.8325146
    >>8325087

    wow, you like 420 robot girls too!?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:37 No.8325156
    >Age:
    22
    >Country:
    USA
    >Interests
    Internet, Touhou
    >Virgin
    Yes
    >Occupation
    NEET
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:39 No.8325162
    23.
    Germany.
    Touhou I actually play the games, Dwarf Fortress, messing around in html, css & js althrough I wouldn't say I'm good at it, design, drawing and reading unrelevant information on sites like wikis and such.
    Take a guess.
    Media design: digital and print education or whatever you call it in english.

    Now I feel even more lonely.



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