i wish my 60 gigs download finished already so i could celebrate new year with them

You too.

It's not New Year yet

hppy nvv yur japee

What did you do for new years /jp/? I handed out fireworks to the neighborhood kids. Happy new year /jp/.

Today is my birthday, and that's how I feel.

Did you guys come up with any new years resolutions?

cheer up /jp/

yeah

I remember this time last year, talking cheerfully with my msn friends, making our resolutions, looking forward to breaking into 2011 and changing things, that didn't happen, I sit here, before you, a broken shitposter.

>>8323795
But this time... this time will be different!

>>8323772

yeh

You should spend some time with your family, /jp/.

>>8323795
I wonder, why you cannot properly use commas, even if it depended on your, life.

>>8323810
They don't care.

>>8323810
Reminds me of my Dad, only he would scream over the phone telling me how much everyone hates him.

>>8323810
makes me sad ;____;

>>8323811
It's clearly for dramatic effect.

>>8323810
I'm going to be so fucked when one of my parents dies. I'll have no idea how to deal with the other.

>>8323810
The mother sounds like she would remarry another random dude off the street.

>>8323805
Please take my pain away!

>>8323832
M-maybe I could be your family then?

O-onii-chan...

>>8323844
What's it like being gullible as fuck?

It amazes me that people fall for such obviously fake and generic sob stories.

>>8323810
It had a good thing going on until the part about dying in a car crash while coming for a surprise visit. That's way too fucking cliche to be touching anymore.

>>8323810
>those fucking ellipses

Fuck whoever wrote that, I'll gut him and hang his intestines on my walls if I ever find him.

>>8323858
This, when my sister died and my dad was trying to get in contact with me he was furious. He wasn't all "baww son won't you at least come to her funeral". He was threatening to come into the place where I worked and make a scene when I had told him to say away from there.

>>8323873
His mother is unclemugen.

>>8323810
Which is the day and which is the month!? God, I fucking hate America.

>>8323870
B-....but it's in green text.

If it never actually happened then who was he quoting?

>>8323887
He mentions upcoming holidays, use them as a point of reference, jeez.

>>8323888
Good point.

>>8323887
What in the FUCK did you just say about America?

Don't make me stick a boot up your ass, kid.

>>8323887
Month/Day/Year

>>8323858
Not that guy. While I don't particularly love this kind of stories, I do enjoy reading them from time to time. They're like fairy tales for a manchild that is me. Like wrapping myself in delusions and self-deceptions like what I always do, they make me feel like a child again.

Is it me or is it still 2011 December 31st?

>>8323913
They just make me feel angry and insult my intelligence.

Five bucks some emo 12 year old wrote it thinking it was modern Shakespeare.

>>8323887

>>8323770
I'll try to start playing violin again

>>8323913
I don't find it sad because parents who haven't had contact with you don't really love you. They don't even know who you are, they know about none of your hobbies or your hopes or your dreams, if you're on /jp/. I had a call from my mother recently, wish I could remember exactly how it went. Something like:
>Do you have any friends?
No.
>Aren't you going to make some?
No, why would I?
>You're going to need some friends one day, sweetie.
In your opinion.
>What about a girlfriend?
No.
>Why not? You have a nice figure, you've got your job, you're beautiful.
So? I don't need one.
>Everyone needs a life partner, sweetie.
That sounds funny coming from you.
>Well, I chose the wrong person, didn't I?
Everyone is the wrong person.
>I don't believe that, sweetie. You just need to keep looking.
>Are you going to come and have dinner for Christmas with the family?
I don't care about Christmas. Why would I?
>Because we need to be together. That's what families are for.
>Well, I love you sweetie. I always think about you
Okay.
>Bye, sweety.

I work at mcdonalds. Fucking parents are delusional.

>>8323936
And yet we shit all over your "logical" asses.

Enjoy your failing currencies and Greece?

>>8323887
>Can't even recognize basic patterns from context.
Fuck, are all Europeans this dumb?

>>8323949
Damn, you're edgy as fuck. I don't even want to get near you jesus christ what the fuck that's dark

>>8323950
>Implying only EU uses metric.
Damn, americunts sure are retarded.

>>8323950
Economy isn't exactly your trump card you know murrikan.

>>8323961
Yes, I expected that kind of response but the point is the parents of /jp/ are going to be seriously out of touch with their children.

You get tired of the same old thing every time they call.

>>8323810
Well that's what happens when you are a Hikki-wannabe. I hope that Anon cried like a bitch and then committed suicide.

>>8323961
Edgy? Please don't bring that crap in here, or gtfo.

>>8323949
>FUCK YOU MOM, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME
Yeah, I can see why you work there. Are you 17 or something?

>>8323964
Three words: Oh. Bah. Ma.

We'll be out of this little SNAFU in a jiffy while you're flushing your Euros down the toilet and swimming across the Atlantic.

>>8323965
Well you have my support for feeling the way you do even if that other guy is being a prick.

>>8323949
My god you are scaring me, do you happen to be an acolyte of the dark lords of the abyss?

>>8323980
In my 20s. You can't know the tone of the conversation we had from just the words, and it was probably less direct than that because the phone call was ~20 minutes of these questions. But really, I haven't seen this woman in years, all she does is stalk me by levering information from people who know me to accidentally run into me in the sleep, and things like that, only to burst into tears and want to hug me.

But she wouldn't know the first thing about me, so what is it she really loves?

I somehow wish I wasn't forced to spend New Year with my family. I finally want to spend quality time with my maid ;_;

Weird, lots of other boards have slowed down since Eurobros are already off partying to celebrate the new year, but /jp/ doesn't seem to have slowed down at all. Why's that?

>>8324001
>I haven't seen this woman in years,
>all she does is stalk me by levering information from people who know me to accidentally run into me in the sleep, and things like that, only to burst into tears and want to hug me.
wat? these two contradict

>>8323949
Wow. You're a dick.

Happy new years indeed. Nothing of interest to do/watch to celebrate though. bleh.

>>8323989
I'd rather live in a 3rd world shithole than in "the land of the free."

>>8324004
Let me correct that, I haven't intentionally seen her in years. Our only meetings have been of that nature.
Also
>in the sleep
I mean in the street.

>>8324001
>But she wouldn't know the first thing about me, so what is it she really loves?
So because she doesn't know about your stupid little /jp/ hobbies, she doesn't love you. What the fuck is your problem?

>>8324016
Sure, if by live you mean die.

We're gonna nuke the shit out of you the instant you renege on the money you owe us.

>>8323961

>>8324029
Even though those stupid little /jp/ hobbies constitute everything I do in my free time? What am I supposed to tell her, that I'm saving myself for 2D and 3D is disgusting, that my real sexual interest is drawings of little girls? She wouldn't love the person who does those things, she only loves the image of me she has which is very outdated.

Don't feel lonely, I love you, /jp/!!!

>the money you owe us
You meant the reverse?

>>8324045
do you really?

>>8324045
SHUT THE F*CK UP

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE FEELINGS INSIDE OF ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

>>8323949
It's funny how /jp/ pretends to be lonely when in reality you're edgy manchildren that push away everyone who tries to love you.

Stay grimdark.

>>8324003

Why do you asks questions that you already know the answer to?

/jp/ isn't your blog.

>>8324049
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?

>>8324058
why were the shades open in the first place

>>8324049
Who is this joker quoting?

Anyone?

>>8324057
But I'm not lonely, I'm fully aware that I'm pushing people away. Stay moeshit low standards 3DPD

>>8324068
The night sky is a wondrous thing.

Guys, maybe that guy's mother was a real bitch whore.

>>8324068
To let in the dark.

>>8324054
Yes, I do!
>>8324056
Shut up, I don't care, I love you neverthless!

>>8324057
No. I've tried to be with a girl before, but SHE pushed me away. My parents never call and my sister only cares about herself and taking my money.

I try and try, but people take and never give back.

>>8324079
Depends on what you mean, she did beat the shit out of us when we were younger and she never really had a job.

Aren't all women bitchwhores though?

>>8324076

Yozora a shit

Guys, guys, guys!

Calm down and think.

Who is >>8324049 quoting?

>>8324094
Are you gay, son?

>>8323810
My family won't talk to me.

>>8324043
And you're getting angsty at her and apparently making her cry and not even visiting her because you think it's her fault that she won't accept you whacking off to children? How about your get your fucking life in order and stop doing it if nobody will love you when you do? Why should people accept you when YOU are the one who is wrong? Would you bitch at her because she wouldn't accept the fact that you're a murderer + rapist if you were one? No? Then why are you pulling this shit?

>>8324043
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DON'T DESERVE ANYONE'S LOVE, I"M A MONSTER!!

>>8324155
Not him but I actually sometimes feel that way.

I saw some normalfriends yesterday. They talked about weird stuff, like ovaries and cell phones.

ITT: theatrics

Seriously, guys. Who is >>8324049 quoting?

Happy new year, everyone.

>>8324043
Just modify the truth a little, so it sounds like there's nothing worth worrying about. Like.. "Oh, I got too many things on my mind these days to worry about finding someone. It's just not my top priority right now, you know?".

Taking the dick route and telling her you're not interested in relationships will just make her more worried about you, and a worried mother causes way more trouble for you in the long run than one who thinks you're doing fine on your own.

>>8323949

This. Seriously, fuck my parents, I just want their fucking money. I don't care about their lives, why do they care about mine?

>>8324215
It's a little too late for that now, and I would have to essentially be lying to her indefinitely, or at least until she dies.

>/jp/ - Blog Culture

>>8324250
Very funny, I don't get money from her. She doesn't make money.

Aw come on, /jp/, unburden yourself of that misfortune.

>>8324263
Right. And you're better than her because you're fucking making bank at McDonalds.

Are you sure she's the deluded one?

>>8324196

>>8324196
So that's where that cat face came from. I can't breathe.

>>8324375
Get out, n*wfag.

parents a shit

>>8321626
Flame wars instead of just leisurely discussing New Years.
Stay classy /jp/!

One would imagine that people who have lived with you for twenty years might know something about you.

Happy new year, faggots.

Anyone else like feeling their collarbones?

Happy New Years /jp/!

>>8324590

Happy new year, worst 2hu

>>8324590
worst 2hu

Happy New Year, /jp/. I'm happily eating a loaf of bread almost the size of my head and drinking cider, and I hope you enjoy your evening and your as much I'm enjoy myself. Love you as a deep long-time friend, anonymous.

>>8324574
Oh my god it feels great

>>8324605
>>8324600

>worst 2hu

I disagree

>>8324590
worst 2hu

>>8324643

Everything got ruined (and I probably also won't be able to sleep) when I covered my nose and tried to blow air out of it, now my ears feels like they're fuck and there's this sound that doesn't go away holy shit it's making me mad as fuck FUCK.
HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS

>>8324742
That's autism. No known cure.

>>8324749
Holy shit dude I'm not even kidding.
I think I'm just gonna poke my ear drums because why the fuck not oh my god

>>8324742
Sounds like tinnitus.

It's like a minute to midnight here.
I was having myself a nice dinner just a while ago, but now I finished and I don't have anyone else to celebrate with, so I'm going to celebrate with /jp/.
Happy New Year, guys.
I hope the world ends this year.

>>8324779
>tinnitus
No it's there on my right ear even with music on. It is seriously making me go crazy.

happy new year from the netherlands /jp/.

happy new year /jp/

>>8324827
If you can't manually adjust your ears (you'll know if you can) try something like yawning or chewing gum

>>8324001
>>8323949

>Divorced
>Asks you over and over if you have a girlfriend and if you want one
>stalks you by levering information from people who know you to accidentally run into you in the street

She wants your cock, dude.

Fuckin' fireworks. Time to put those Audio Techinca to good use.

>>8324867
I just google'd around and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otitis_media
>and those that cause the common cold may also result in otitis media by damaging the normal defenses of the epithelial cells in the upper respiratory tract.
>cough, sore throat, runny nose, and fever
My fever just went away but everything else is still here.
God fuck this is annoying like hell.

Happy new year from Europe, /jp/. You're far better than anything in the 3DPD world.

>>8324906
>Typically, acute otitis media follows a cold: after a few days of a stuffy nose, the ear becomes involved and can cause severe pain. The pain will usually settle within a day or two, but can last over a week. Sometimes the ear drum ruptures, discharging pus from the ear, but the ruptured drum will usually heal rapidly.
This is definitely it. BUT HOLY SHIT BOTH MY ADHD AND OCD IS KICKING IN AND I WANT TO FUCKING BLAST MY EARS OUT

>>8324742
>when I covered my nose and tried to blow air out of it,
But if you covered your nose how could you blow air out of it?

Anyways, sorry but no real good cure for that. Time will take care of it.

Another GMT+1 happy new year.

I still managed to preserve my ancient tradition of genuflecting at 00:00. Brought back good memories.

Happy new year from Sweden.

The fireworks covered the town in thick clouds of smoke, like an 1800's battlefield, and now the haze is sinking down onto the ground level, creating a mist of gunpowder.

>>8324946
As I've mentioned here >>8324906 I got colds and was about to sneeze, covered my nose way too hard and the air (sort of) just tried to go through my ears.

Like, try it, cover your nose and close your mouth then try to blow air out through your nose.

>>8324946
Depending on how broken you are, air can escape through ears and eyes as well

>>8324742

You need to open your eustachian tubes to equalize the pressure on either side of your eardrum. Some people have learned how to do this manually. Otherwise, try and get yourself to yawn.

Happy new year, /jp/
I love you.

>>8324990
I've tried yawning several times already but it only works on my left ear.
Pic is probably what's going on inside my ear.

>>8323810
Mina are since long dead.

Happy new year /jp/, i hope we can continue having fun this year too.

>>8325038
Mine.

Happy new year !
And take care of your ear.

I've spent the New Year on the internet while listening to the Yume Nikki soundtrack.

Also, why do some people persist to use the damn fireworks right next to people's houses, at least move away a bit, the feeling of the explosion's shock force isn't a pleasant one.

>>8325159
What a coincidence, I laid down and listened to the remix albums all evening.

Just had new year 45 minutes ago.. Nothing special, but at least there weren't many people.
Happy new year from Germany!

Happy new year, /jp/.

happy new year from switzerland

yes, the land of melonpan

anyway, happy new year /jp/

>that feel when EST is last as HELL

HOLY FUCK ELEVEN MINUTES HERE IN GRORIOUS BRITANNIA

EYE AM EXCITE!!!

>that feel when it's only 5:51 pm (17:51 for ingnorant yuros) in the glorious american midwest motherland

mastuuuuuuuuuuur race

>>8325236
>2012
>still living in 2011

>>8325203
I know EST brother, I feel left behind. It's pretty tragic. But I'm already drunk. I just hope I can make it to midnight.

>>8325240
>2011
>being in 2012

HOLY SHIT 2 MINUTES GUYS

Happy new year. Does anyone else have the tradition of masturbating and cumming exactly at 00:00?

HAPPY NEW YEAR (+4 minutes).

>>8325314
I came a few minutes beforehand, "just in case."
I want to go all of 2012 without masturbating. It may seem impossible, but I _did_ go three years without masturbation.

>>8325314
I think I wanna try it when I start living alone. Turning on the TV to watch some countdown, and imagine they're counting down to and celebrating my glorious ejaculation.

>>8325314

Yes, I've been saving for a week. 4 more hours until that awesome moment.

5 more hours in EST

Doesn't feel new at all. Felt like Christmas was a few minutes ago.

i baked this cake for you /jp/

i hope you enjoy it

>>8325427

Now you can pretend to be in a new year party with your favourite touhous.

Happy new year.

Happy new year, /jp/.

>>8325314
Yes!
I always masturbate to the countdown.

What if we agree to set our clocks to the same time zone? That way we can masturbate and cum at the same time.
I bet we have enough people to do a glorious masturbation session.
It would be awesome, /jp/.

What do you guys think?

I really wish there were some kind of stream or something. Over here in the barren EST lands it's still somewhat early and I'm lonely.

>>8325501

If you tell us in advance (make a thread one day before or something), I will do it next year.

>>8325501
>/jp/'s New Year Countdown Masturbation Session

I like it.

fuck it i'm going to bed
happy coming new year murrikans

>>8325524
I wouldn't mind that either. I'm really bored right now.

>>8325530
You can pretend that you are still in 2011.

>>8325524
If people really want a stream then I could set something up within the next five minutes.

Happy New Year /jp/

This is American site.

we no have new year yet.

Why celebrate when it not happened yet?

Gaijin go home

>>8325501
>>8325530

How original, it's almost as if /a/ did the exact same thing this year.

>>8325555
you should do it (!)

>>8325555
I might be interested.

>>8325583
>/a/
Oh god, I don't go to that place since the /jp/-/a/ split.
I bet it's still an awful place. I don't want to masturbate with people like them.

>>8325614
>>8325591
Okay. Let's try this out.

Sad old year /jp/

Talking to people in real life is scary.

>>8325686
I'm sorry to hear that your year was sad.

>>8325686

When you get a little taste of 2012, you will wish it was 2011 again.

This year is going to be the shittiest yet, in most fields.

>>8325740
That feel(ing) when you hated your teenage years while you were experiencing them, but you want nothing more than to relive them again.

>>8324860
Surprised I found another dutch person browsing /jp/.

I wish I could go back in time to when I was five. I just want another chance.

>>8325761
Why five?

>>8325944
probably wants to be a wizard.

>>8325954
Maybe he already is a wizard. And he wants to go back.

Happy new year's by the way.
This year's party got around the whole "what do you want to do with your life" thing, and all I could come up with was "I don't know".

Having normalfag friends whose lives seem to be working out alright is kinda weird at times.
But it's mostly pretty cool.

Just turned midnight here, I guess its time to use >2012 instead of >2011.

Hope you guys have a nice new year.

>>8325990
You too.

>2011
>already using 2012

You are my friends, /jp/. Yes, /jp/ as a whole is my autistic and only friend. Happy new year.

>>8325759

And another one, I mostly lurk though. since I prefer /a/ I occasionally lurk /jp/ for the VN threads.

>>8326048
>that feel when you'll never overcome dimensional separation
Anyone have that guide on how to make tulpa's? Archives and google are the extent to which my motivation will carry me.

>>8326095
I have a guide on lucid dreaming, if that helps...

But that shit's easymodo compared to Tulpa making.

I forgot to talk to Rinko today but she sent me a text message at midnight anyway so it's all good.