reisen a shit

>>8300379

no.

>>8300379
Mean!

Miracle of the Universe? No.

Wonderful person and wife material? Certainly.

If Reisen was my wife, things would be different around here. ;_;

Does Reisen have human ears or just bunny ears?

>>8300400
It's impossible to tell, her hair covers it.

>>8300396
>>8300388
Huh? I imagine her as being quite the energetic, confident, independent girl, how would that be wife-material?

>>8300407

What if she gets cancer and needs chemo

It would be weird to see her with the bunny ears and just flat skin where human ears would go

>>8300418
I don't know about you, but I don't want a wife that can't do anything on her own.

>>8300418
That is good waifu material. She would be able to take care of you and lift your spirits and love you deeply and as you love her back and help her around the house.

>>8300435
Normally girls who are like I described are also sluts and like to roam the world, instead of staying with someone

All tohoes are a miracle.

>>8300442
She also has a sense of responsibility, so she wouldn't be a slut.

>>8300442

Oh, anon

You say that like all 3dpd aren't filthy sluts

>>8300418
Energetic? Yes. Independent? Probably?
Confident? Don't count on it.

>>8300442
If reisen was that type of a girl, she would have left eientewi long ago.

>>8300442
Maybe, but Reisen is no slut. I can guarantee you that.

She's a good girl who is also healthy. How can you not like her?

While Reisen is closest to waifu for me (I dont have waifu)
I cant help it but think of her as perfect material for teasing.
I love to see her in situations that embaras her.

But I'm not that kind of person IRL.

>>8300517
Because of you people's reality-altering fanboyism.

The fact that I might be associated with you because of the same tastes disgusts me.

How can you tease this face?

>>8300535
your 2d personality>your 3d personality..

>>8300546
All aboard the no fun train.

>>8300546
It can't be helped. the real problem is associating people by groups, because no matter what you will do every group will have some shitty individuals.

>>8300549
To get this face?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc6SKGXJpEc&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLA6169
A71CDC88BDF

How cruel

>>8300581
It's not selected individuals that I'm speaking of, it's the constant attempts to classify a character as perfect or ideal, or even worse, a character to feel extra-pity about, kind of what happens in Sanae and Keine threads as well.

I like the Touhou, but a feeling of disgust fills up my insides everytime I get to remember things like this thread.

Princesses sure like to play with Reisens.

>>8300588
well, after all those posts about how murrica will totally own the moon rabbits, they had it coming for them.

anyway,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gfkluwgfww

Because this vid definatly isn't posted enough.

She would look good in a sweater.

Who wouldnt love to see face like that?

>>8300594
What is so disgusting about people getting riled up about their favourite character?

But there are times, when simply hugging her is enough.

blind hatred is a weird thing

>>8300632

>>8300619
It seems to me like his problem is that people blatantly insert their own personalities/views onto a character regardless of canon. It happens to every single Touhou, but Riesen is a bit more of an exceptional case since her profile/in-character story is surreal, strange, and a unsettling and you have people saying she'd be a good wife.

It's a stupid complaint, but nevertheless, valid.

>>8300692
Reisen is one of the most canon-developed characters. If you cont IotE,IotM as canon.

>>8300699
*count

>>8300692
As I said, fans of real life people tend to confuse them with their dream person all the time.
>real life
nvm, i got his point.

Meru kurisumasu

>>8300699
I never said otherwise you illiterate mongrel.

>>8300715
I really don't care, I was just offering an explanation for this thought process since everyone was raging over it.

Let's have a calm Reisen thread

Please stop having shit discussions in perfectly nice Reisen threads, thank you!

>>8300692
I think her bunny ears and kawaii fanart blindsides people from her uncomfortable nature.

She never looked cutesy in the games either, just smug or weird. So I don't understand this widespread Moe Moe Kyun~♥ delusion.

>>8300699
Yeah, and the character developed is not that of a loving lady.

>>8300751
Is has to do with how she's treated by her master.

>>8300751
Bunny girls are 'moe moe kyun' meterial in general.
also, the beatings she gets at IotMaIotE is defintly kurumi- like (was this the chick from haruhi's name? so long ago....)

>>8300751 She never looked cutesy in the games either, just smug or weird.
Are you basing character interpretation on ZUNart?

>>8300751
I want to read a doujin where she acts like her Perfect Memento description.
Creepy, aloof and mysterious.

>>8300790
No, mainly on the written material. But the point was that there is nothing to suggest that she is in any way a loving gal. Not her personality, not appearance.

>>8300808
if by 'reading a doujin' you also mean 'plaaying a doujin', than next comiket a third touhouvania is coming up.
it will have reisen as the pc, the bosses will be (in this order) tewi, keine, alice, marisa, Reimu, Yuyuko, Yukari and Remilia.
Good luck returning the night to normal!
(hopefully)

>>8300808
Thats how other describe her.
Even IotE, IotM shows her interacting with someone else from Eintei.

>>8300831
Hopefully this game will be made, ofc.

Udonge's breasts are a miracle of the universe.

>>8300972
I concur.

deshou?

>>8300972
I want to sleep on those

I agree OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gfkluwgfww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4GqnQ06GBM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdplDi_tqTE&feature=related

Pretty blessed

You wouldn't do something so vile as cumming all over an attractive but defenseless bunny girl, would you /jp/?

>>8301024
Why are there no consensual happy sex doujins with her?

>>8301024
Probably not.

>>8301024
Of course not.
Its such a waste not to cum inside.

>>8301034
I don't know, but there absolutely need to be.
Hell, every Touhou needs happy sex.

I had a pet rabbit when I was younger. I remember running home from school to see it. When I got to the balcony, it wasn't there. I asked my mom where it was and she said she put it outside to get some fresh air.

When I ran out to its cage it was dead.

Be gentle with her
She's a girl too

You guys are just using this sexy bunny for her sex appeal

>>8301106

That's a lie.

You wouldn't soil Reisen's socks with your semen, would you /jp/?

In the middle of a thick forest of bamboo within the illusionary world, there lived a rabbit. Escaped from her home on the moon, she now lives with her new family in the Eientei who are also refugees from the moon, and protects them with her power to induce insanity. When asked if she would ever return to the moon she smiles and said, "This is my home now, and I am happy to be here. Here I feel important. Needed. Loved. I don't need a 'perfect' or 'unspoiled' world so long as I have this family of mine."

She's well loved.

lewdest bunny

Good bunny.

useless bunny only good for sex

Lovely bunny good for love

I just want to give Reisen a single hug. I would be the happiest person ever if i could do that.

>>8301393
What about getting a tender hug back?

>>8301402
That would be good too!

I'll never be able to marry Reisen ;_;

>>8301419
You never know what the future hold, anon!

>>8301393
You have no ambition.

>>8301447
But if I marry her, you can't!

>>8301455
I'm ok with not being able to marry her if the person she does marry is better for her.

>>8301449
I like simple starts

>>8301468
I repeat. No ambition.

>>8301479
I guess so.

http://may.2chan.net/40/res/3196434.htm

Just for some extra variety.

>>8301479
I agree with him though. I just want what's best for her.

She would be able to protect me. That's what I want.

I want to take her to someplace special.

U DONGY?

You finally enter Gensokyo and meet Reisen.
However, to your eyes her power turns her into something straight out of a nightmare.
How do you react?

>>8301694
I wouldn't even live in such a world.

Whoa.

So Reisen is the new Sanae? Did not expect one of my favourite Touhous to become the personal slut of /jp/. You all sicken me.

>>8301711
That doesn't make much sense contextually or chronologically

>>8301711
I don't think she is a slut.

She is not a slut! Cut that out!

>>8301711
Reisen is a slut for pain and punishment, not dicks or men.

So many Reisen threads...

Have you no shame /jp/? First you milk Sanae and now her?

>>8301699
But what is she's only using her power to scare you away because she doesn't trust you?
How would you prove to her you have good intentions?

I will post this in every reisen thread until the devs add it to the game

ha ha no that's a joke it doesn't need to be cannon

>>8301762
>>8301711

>STOP HAVING FUN! STOP! NOFUNALLOWED.exe.xml.tga.doc

>>8301765
I'd slaughter an entire village of gypsies who harvest rabbits feet and offer their scalps to her. Then I'd kill a hawk (natural predator to rabbits) in front of her and use its blood to seal a covenant of peace between us.

Stop posting lewd Reisen, pigs.

>>8301768
What game?

>>8301779
Who are you quoting?

>>8301840
Tei? More like GAY.

If Reisen became real and is with you now she wouldn't let you post on /jp/.
She'll tell you to turn off the computer, clean your room and find a job.
Then when you're gone she'll invite random men into your room to have sloppy sex

>>8301852
S-stop it ;_;

>>8301840

Your mother LMBO

>>8301852
Fixing this post for you:
>If Reisen became real and is with you now she wouldn't let you post on /jp/.
>She'll tell you to turn off the computer, clean your room and find a job.
>Then when you're gone she'll invite random men into your room and watch with a smile as they gang-rape you upon your return.

>>8301852
>Then when you're gone she'll invite random men into your room to have sloppy sex
Yeah, no.

>>8301808
battletech

>>8301852
She isn't like that. She's very faithful.

Udonge likes being sexualized

>>8301852
This is why I hate her.
Probably my least favorite touhou after Wriggle and Yoshika.

>>8301960
No she doesn't! Why would you say such a cruel and horrible thing?

>>8301977
Why is it horrible for a girl her age to enjoy sexuality?

>>8301982
That's what sluts do, and she's not a slut.

>>8301977
You know bunnies just can't help themselves once breeding season comes around!

>>8301972
At least Wriggle gets good fap material.

>>8301982
She's not like that.
Don't force your twisted views of her on us.

>>8301988
But a girl can enjoy sex without being slutty.

Reisen has no memorable features except for a formal outfit

>>8302003
Sluts love sex and degradation. If you like sex, you're slutty and like being degraded. Don't defile her.

>>8301998
>don't force your twisted views

You fucking hypocrite.

>>8302008
This applies to all Touhous.
Remove their clothes, ribbons and accessories and they just become generic anime girl #435492
Unless you're looking at ZUN art

>>8302035
What about hair?