It was me.

>>8283810
it was me fucking liar

>>8283803
Okey. that is just pathetic. If i'd know where you live i'd chop down your door, pull you out and plant you on a chair, next to a fireplace at my place.

It was actually me lol

>>8283818

Oh that sounds lovely!

Great you bullied a retarded secondary on the internet

>>8283822

I spectated it. I had nothing to do with it except supply the golden question.

>>8283825
Oh I see,
I never really used omegle or anything like that,
but now your question makes more sense

>Emoticons

Yeah, I bet that faggot never cleared anything past hard mode. Highly doubt he even tried for score, even.

Well, fuck. Now I'm on and hitting on every guy who comes my way. Hope I run into one of you faggots though, happy chanukah

>>8283842

Who are you quoting?

>>8283803
>judgement
>e

i don't think so, tim.

>>8283810
>>8283812
no, it was me.

You're retarded OP, being a leech to society is already bad but on top of that going around being a dick is just sad. Go enjoy your hobbies instead.

>>8283872

but im just the bystander in this exchange between a pretentious normalfag and oblivious otaku

>Home alone on christmas? What a loser


Fucking gamestop.

>>8283872
but what if my hobby is to go around being a dick

Which one of you is spamming pig threads in spy mode?

>>8283810
>>8283812
>>8283865
The fuck ar you smoking? It was me.

>>8284083
pardon me
are

Why don't you ask pooshlmer?

>>8284027
I've got like two dozen of those.

who NEET here?

There are a lot of you on here. Maybe I should switch modes so I can talk to you all.

omegle sucks dick, its just "asl" over and over again.

I would eat all the tohoes.

>>8284286
go to spy mode. it's all horny indians on normal mode.

>which touhou would you murder brutally
>perfect cherry blossom

i hate this guy

Where can I participate in question mode?
Do I just have to keep rejoining?

>>8284393


If you want to answer questions
>join regular chat
>leave
>click the option to try the new "spy mode" crap

If you want to give questions
>click "spy mode" at the homepage

>>8284393
Spy mode works like this. You click it when you can select text or video. Doing it then puts you into asking mode. To answer you need to do regular chat to reach a certain line or character quota then you get invited.

If I could eat any Touhou it would be Satori. She looks like she would be the most delicious. Plus I would be putting her our of her misery.

Which Touhou would you decorate the tree with?
Stranger 1: dont know
Stranger 2: is that an asian hooker?
Stranger 1: ha
Stranger 2: sounds like one
Stranger 1: sounds like it
Stranger 1: crap
Stranger 2: ill tkae the 16 year old touhou
Stranger 2: see
Stranger 2: it works
Stranger 1: yiup xD
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>8284419

>Stranger 2: ill tkae the 16 year old touhou

2 for 1 special

How do you answer questions?

"What happens when you drop a pen on the moon?"

Enjoy /jp/

>>8284498
Unlock it by grinding normal mode until it invites you.

Are these logs supposed to be funny?

No wonder you guys have no friends.

>>8284522
You should see some of the shit that doesn't get posted. These pathetic fucks have no idea what to do even when they find other people from the board, so they just spam memes. We truly are /b/.

>>8284519

I seriously don't understand why this thread is here.

Which one of you is stranger 1? I fucking laughed.

That website is unusable. It's teenagers with ADD saying retarded shit then disconnecting instantly and sometimes posting facebook links to people they want to troll.

>>8284551
use your autism to outlast them and find other faggots from here.

>>8284547
This guy is alpha as fuck. Didn't know /jp/ has that kind of people.

Question to discuss:
which 2hu would you fuck?

Stranger 1: Huh?

Stranger 1: What?

Stranger 2: That one

Stranger 1: Dude.

Stranger 1: Im high.

Stranger 1: That made no sense...

Stranger 2: Because you high nigger!

Stranger 1: =D

Stranger 2: It made sense to me!

Stranger 1: xD

Stranger 2: AND IM BLACK

Stranger 1: AW SHIT.

Stranger 1: You played THAT card.

Stranger 2: AAWWWW HELL YEA NIGGUH

Stranger 1: Bro, merry Christmas and shit. You fucking deserve it.

Stranger 2: I'LL SEND SOME GAY NIGGUHS TO YOUR HOUSE

Stranger 1: Damn son, all the way to the parking lot of America? Missouri is fucking boring. :(

Stranger 2: DEY BE STRIPPIN GOOD AT CHRISTMAS

Stranger 2: THESE GAY NIGGUHS BRING THEIR OWN POLES WITH THEM AND WILL DANCE AROUND YOUR LAP

Stranger 2: THEY CAN TRAVEL ANYWHERE AS LONG AS THEY GOT WATERMELON AND SOME KFC's

Stranger 1: I'm going to get my shoes on and get another blunt wrap and mountain dew... fuuuuuuuuuuuck 3 AM.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

no

>>>/b/

some people have no sense of humor, most of these logs sux

>>8284425
>Marisa or Reimu
>16
You are retarded.

Is OP stranger 1 or 2? Because they are both retarded

>>8286038

OP is the observer/question giver.

>>8286045
Oh good to know that neither of these persons are here

We should make a secret code or something...

>>8286055
How about suck my cock... dude?

Oh god what happened.
I find myself unable to talk to anons on a messenger chat.

>>8286095
Yeah, I can't post on non-anonymous boards anymore. I don't know when that started.

It keeps saying "Stranger 1/2 has disconnected." for me all the damn time.

>>8286055
Stranger A: "madoka a ...?"
Stranger B: "shit"

>>8284375
But that's a more correct usage, as Touhou is the series name. If someone asked "Which Final Fantasy do you dislike most" it would make sense to expect answers like "FF7 friggin' Sephiroth fanboys ruin everything!"

>>8283842
Sadly, it seems like they're getting more and more acceptable each year. Even the retarded ones like "xD" and "^_^"

Oh well, I hope 2012 comes and scorches the earth.

>>8286324

but... then we wouldnt be able to talk about touhous!

cool shit.

>>8286324
Autism, well then just stay on your /a/

>>8286340
That was me.

>>8286340

I always exaggerate saying Reimu.

I'm like

RAYYMOOOOOO

>>8286347
>implying /a/ is not one of the worst offenders.

also, it's not autism, it's fucking blinding rage

>gay face
I don't see what /jp/ finds offensive about non-western emoticons. It's just a way of conveying emotions through text without subtly incorporating it into the actual sentences.

:P

I'd like to speak to you guys. Let's all go on
http://www.anicechat.net/

instead of this shit.

>>8286384

^.^

>>8286368
Last I checked /a/ still only uses ";_;", everything else is unacceptable outside of sarcasm. Unless it's changed within a month.

>>8286389
^__________________________^

At first I was like, "This is kind of lewd..."

Then I was like,

>/jp/

>>8286387

waiting for participant

;_;

>>8286387
Nice try botnet.

Oh boy...

On another note, how do you discuss questions instead of asking them?

Well, I don't really like emoticons but ":3" is pretty cute

>>8286411
>34
>Stranger 2 has disconnected
Fucking woman.

Which one of you faggots asked how to commit suicide?

I did NOT want to have this debate (but I can't stop having it).

emoticons are the surest sign that you're talking to the lowest kind of people.

>>8286391
Well, most of the boards I go to are ok in that aspect, it's just that I can't communicate with people outside of 4chan because of this.

When people have identities, I always find something to dislike about them.

>>8286405
So am I, weird. Try refreshing the page. Also, I wonder if my privacy plugins are interfering. I'll try IE. Just hold on.

>>8286387
>usernames

Why not just get on irc at that point? Fuck that noise.

>>8286421
（　´_ゝ`）そうですか？

>>8286452
Yes.

>>8286456
(─▽─) うぐうううう～

>>8286451
doesn't require you to register, just enter anything.

>>8286452
No, those are fine.

>Question to discuss:
>Would you suck a cock, dude?

>Stranger 1: that depends

>Stranger 2: noo

>Stranger 1: alright

>Stranger 1: let me explain what i mean

>Stranger 1: theres these 3 people right

>Stranger 1: and they all have a mother daughter relationship

>Stranger 1: now if my mom had a dick

>Stranger 1: and i was a cat girl

>Stranger 1: id do it

>Stranger 1: in short, NEET

>Stranger 1: id fuck ran

>Stranger 1 has disconnected

I love you guys.

>>8286421
Well, I've never met anyone who doesn't use smileys outside of 4chan. They might seem ok at first, but then they go full retard with smileys once you two get to know each other.

>>8286462
Shift JIS art is fine, emoticons are not.

>>8286474
(,,#ﾟДﾟ)黙れ

>>8286471
Bitches love smilies ☺

>>8286474
How about kaomoji?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　_ ,ノ ,ヘ､、
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ／´　　 ﾉ　　　 `ヽ､
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 /　''''' 　 /　　　'''''　　 ヽ
　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 i′（●）,　　　､（●）､　. ',
　　　　　　　　　　　　 {　　　　 ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,,　　.::::}
　　　　　　　　　　　 　 ',　　　 ｀-=ﾆ=- '　　　:::::::,!
　　　　　　　　　　　＿__ヽ　　　｀ﾆﾆ´　　　 .:::::丿_＿,,
　　　　　　　　　　, ゝ　　｀ヽ､ 　　　　　　　 ／´　　 く _
　　　　　　　　＜-‐''´ ￣￣｀,ゝ､､＿__,,, ＜´￣￣｀ ー-＞
　　　　　　　　　 ｀ ｰ''´Z＿ノ　　　　　　　　ヽ､＿ヾ ｰ ´

>>8286471
Worthless scum.

well, fuck, this "anicechat" shit doesn't seem to be working.

>>8286421
Japanese love their emoticons though.

>>8286474

>>8286493
>>8286462

>>8286493
And?

>>8286493
but i don't talk to japanese people. if you're talking to someone not from japan, and they use smileys, it's a sure sign of their retardation.

Thank you.

>>8286502
Get out of /jp/, mister.

I want to talk to /jp/ers in a chatroom ;_;

>>8286486
>>8286474
>>8286456
>>8286421
You seem hate it so much, have they raped you?

>>8286511
Come to a /jp/-related IRC channel.

>>8286501
No, they are not fine since they come from the same kind of faggotry.

Fuck off now, please.

>>8286506
Says the shitposter.

>>8286506
You sure are new aren't you?

>>8286516
It's a self-selected sample of the worst cancer possible. I want to do so in an anonymous fashion, but in an "instant" kind of way.

>>8286502
So my ZUN, Ume-sensei and Nasu are lowest kind of people?

>>8286531
Use a web client.

Granted you're still pseudonymous,, but how else would you keep track of the conversation?

>>8286516
Which one? #/jp/, #bunbunmaru, or #tohno-chan? There's also some secret ones / side ones...

Which one of you is this?

>>8286538
> secret
Boy I'm sure glad /list /names and /whois don't exist!

>>8286531
Just because you have a name doesn't mean you are not anonymous.

>>8286538
IRC is not private enough for me. I'd like to a nice have one-on-one conversation at our own pace. Also, I don't want to bother with proxies and shit.

>>8286539

its me

you got aproblem with that?

>>8286543
/mode +s and one other that I forgot

How do you discuss questions?

No idea why I did this, but it makes me sad.

If you hate emoticons that much then just go back to /a/ with your elitism shit. Be a good board police on there.

Strenger 1 sounds like a dick

>>8286554
>>>/vip/ u mena

>>8286546
We go through this every god damn time. "Anonymous" doesn't mean "You can quit at any time" or "People don't know where you live", it means you don't have an identity. Simply having a name when you chat means you are not anonymous. Pseudonymity is not anonymity.

>>8286552
Regular chat for a while. I think you have to converse with someone for a few lines/seconds, then when you disconnect it gives you the option to beta test it.

>>8286534
No, since you can't judge people for the trivial shit they do. Other poster is retarded.

Moot also use emoticons.

>>8286546
What about my EYE-PEE ADDRESS, smartass? I don't want to bother with proxies and shit.

>>8286550
Ah- uh.. N-not at all!

>>8286565
All the reason anyone would need to hate them.

>>8286511
Yeah, me too. Me too, bro. What should we do?

How do you get asked questions

>>8286572
No, not really.
Are you being ironic?

>>8286568
Ops can't see through a vhost, only the owners of a server can.

>>8286565
I'm asking this guy >>8286421 though.
Well maybe he is just shitposter.

>>8286577
Go back to /a/ or gaia and spam them to your hearts extent.

And most servers hide your host.

By the way, I'm Tokiko-Chan on Rizon, feel free to send me your beeps

>>8286588
Yeah, I'll be sure to send some cancer-rays your way, buddy.

>>8286565
I agree with your views but moot is a bad example for that,
there isn't much good about him as a person

>>8286587
You need to chill the fuck out.

>>8286587
>>8286572
Okay, He got raped by emoticon users.

Attention anyone trying to "chat" with other /jp/ers

If by some strange chance you are not the shitposters yourselves impossible than the only people you'd be talking to would be.

Remember almost all of the original users are gone, and, just about everyone you'll talk to will be lying about how long they've been/being on college/which 2hu they'd fuk....

Enjoy your cicrclejerk.

>>8286594
You said this like you know him.

Question to discuss:
which yukkuri would you take it easy with?
Stranger 1: OH YEAH!
Stranger 1: this is my
Stranger 1: kinda questions
Stranger 1: Op give yourself a pat on the back
Stranger 2: lund size....
Stranger 1: I would like youmy
Stranger 1: because
Stranger 1: i'd lick her
Stranger 1: alllllllllllll day
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>8286601
I would actually talk to someone if I wasn't so nervous.

>>8286601
Couldn't you more of a biased faggot?

/jp/ is made of people not robots.

>>8286602
I don't but the way he is represents himself on this site and in other media I don't like it.

Let's just say that if he was posting as an anonymous user on /jp/ I would rather not have him here although there's obviously nothing I could do against it.

>>8286601
No, man, no way I'm a shitposter. I've been on college for 4 years now, and I would fuck cirno.

Really though, I don't give a shit who I'm talking to, as long as they don't use smileys and don't judge NEETs. And are not normalfags themselves

>>8286421
97% of internet users are using emoticons. Fucking lowest kind of people.

>>8286601
It's funny how desperate people forget this board is kind of famous for faking relationships online to get stuff or attention.

The only sincere relationships that happen here are when two posters tell each other to fuck off.

>>8286620
Precisely. Best keep out all the riff raff.

>>8286622
>The only sincere relationships that happen here are when two posters tell each other to fuck off.
That is the only way we know to show some love.

>>8286630
Hey, answer me.
>>8286534

Under the awkwardness, all of you /jp/ers are witty people that are good to be around.

>>8286421
Capitalization too?
:)

>>8286638
I did, go to bed.

>>8286619
>normalfags

People need to stop using this word in a serious manner.

>>8286593
Thanks! <3

>>8286638
Yes they are.

Satisfied, child?

>>8286641
An unreasonable shitposter, huh?
Nice 7/10

>>8286664
I'm not leaving for any less than an 8.

It's not my fault you missed the post where I addressed that issue

Question to discuss:
which yukkuri would you take it easy with?
Stranger 2: huh?
Stranger 1: SAPPORO
Stranger 1: ASAHI
Stranger 1: KONICHIWA
Stranger 1: TOYOTAAAAAA
Stranger 2: is that jap for beer?
Stranger 1: DORIFTO
Stranger 2: I do like sapporro
Stranger 1: It's 2 brands of Japanese beer
Stranger 1: Ohhhhhhh
Stranger 1: that yukkuri is some 2chan shit
Stranger 1: I don't know
Stranger 2: ah I c
Stranger 2: not a big internet guy
Stranger 2: I heard of 4chan
Stranger 1: Yeah 2chan is what 4 chan is modelled on
Stranger 1: wannabe 2ch
Stranger 1: Japan is fucking awesome tho
Stranger 1: hot as fuck girls
Stranger 2: I'm Korean
Stranger 1: best cars
Stranger 2: we hate the Japs
Stranger 1: hahaha Korea is cool too
Stranger 1: prepare yourself.
Stranger 1: fucking Kim Jong un
Stranger 1: gonna go crazy
Stranger 2: yea
Stranger 2: that kid's been raping women since he was 12
Stranger 1: Wow.
Stranger 1: Respect to him.
Stranger 2: hard core mother fucker
Stranger 1: You must respect him for that
Stranger 1: better than being a virgin
Stranger 1: :(
Stranger 2: can't fuck with him...he got bombs and shit
Stranger 2: he can do what he wants
Stranger 1: Are you actually in Korea?
Stranger 2: nah
Stranger 1: or US or somewhere?
Stranger 2: Boston
Stranger 1: Ah
Stranger 1: At least he isnt a virgin...
Stranger 2: I guess thats cool
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: exactly bro
Stranger 1: How the fuck do people fuck?
Stranger 1: srs.
Stranger 2: I'm gonna go..you're dwelling on this psychopath's sex life too much
Stranger 2: peace

I have yet meet another /jp/er on Omegle. I shall continue my search long into the night...

>>8286679
Are you in spy mode or regular mode? Also, you wouldn't know me if you meet me. We need some kind of code.

>>8286641
>>8286662
Are you alien or something?

>>8286679
Go to spy mode, it's crawling with shitposters. You'll know them by their memes.

This is why you fags don't have friends. The normal human response upon meeting someone who shares your interests is not to get pissy about it.

>>8286683

I was in regular mode for a while, now I'm discussing questions. Just had someone as me which yukkuri I would take it easy with.

>>8286690
>>>/a/

>>8286693
I'm in spy mode having a conversation with a normalfaggot.

he's asking me if i'm derpessed

>>8286695
I'm from /b/ actually, nerd. You know, the people with real life friends.

>>8286695

No, I'm fucking serious. I know that a lot of you are schizoid or autistic and legitimately do not want friends, but if any of you faggots act like this and then complain about being alone, then you're fucking retarded and don't deserve to have anyone.

>>8286709

0/10

>>8286712
You tell him, Hans!

Every time I ask a Touhou question they disconnect immediately.

>>8286740

sounds like real life

why do i always get arabs?

>>8286740
Yeah, I'm getting this too.

I haven't gotten any /jp/ questions yet. Mostly questions about hating women and questions about God.

I occasionally get a Touhou related question, but the other person never has any idea what the question is about.

How do you answer other peoples' questions, anyways?

>>8286844
>>8284399

A button appears after several disconnects.

You: Which Touhou would you ?
Stranger: Reimu
Stranger: Or Mamizou
You: Why?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why you said?
Stranger: Are you gay or something?
You: Does futa count?
You: I don't think so
Stranger: Yes, yes you are
You: I prefer Patchouli
Stranger: Patchy is whore
Stranger: Patchy a shit
You: Well I'm not a
Stranger: Sorry, but it's truth
Stranger: I understand...
You: a ruined a lot.
Stranger: Yeah okay
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Merry Christmas dude
You: Same to you
Stranger: Bye...

And I thought I couldn't carry a conversation.

How could this happen?

why even on omegle you insist on making "gensokyo" and "touhou" shitthreads? most people on omegle don't even know about those.

>>8286875
Thanks for the laughs.
I can only imagine your horror.

>>8286875

>typical omegle chat

If only I got /jp/ questions in return.

>>8286937
Not my fault that other dude disconnected.

>>8286941
Ha, a lot of people have disconnected.

There's no way there are that many females on omegle is there?

>188 posts and 21 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
This is a new low /jp/, c'mon - don't do this to me in christmas.

Stranger: M Or F ?
You: F
You: but i have autism
Stranger: Howw Are Youu On Thiss Theen ?
You: Because contrary to popular belief us autistic s are not retards like down syndromes
You: In fact we are a routine orientated based people who just like sucking cocks dude
Stranger: Ohh Im Sorry
You: and imagining what touhous we'd take a shit with
Stranger: Uhmm Ok ?
You: What touhou would you take a shit with?
Stranger: What Is Thaat
You: It's a fantasy filled world made by creator named ZUN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>You: It's a fantasy filled world made by creator named ZUN
I laughed really hard at this one for some reason

Don't leave /jp/ anon! ;_;

>>8287004
Thats me.
Shall we converse on here instead?

>>8287007
of course

>>8287014
So then, Which Touhou would you ?

>>8287018
Tokiko

>>8287007
>>8287014
>>8287018
>>8287022


>/jp/ meet up

It's pretty annoying to finally find Touhou questions but the other person immediately disconnects and you can't even talk to the OP instead

>>8287004
protip: OP can leave at any time and the conversation will go on.

>>8287038
So then what are we supposed to do when we find the perfect OP and a partner who does not disconnect?

>>8287048
Actually answer or discuss the question and have friendly, amusing Touhou/jp-esque banters?

>>8287053

But we can do that here!

>>8287053
I mean my partner is disinterested in anything jp and OP and I cant talk.

>>8287058
but omegle is random xD

The same goddamn questions about SC2 and America yet no /jp/ questions.

>>8287066
Uninterested. Disinterested means unbiased.

Why you disconnect? ;_;